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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sucks

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they stop using the walls you can shoot through in HM2
    i know they're only used like twice in the first game but they're fun

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The first one fricking sucked because it was so hard to see some enemies out of line of sight so you had to memorize the level through trial and error.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2s level design sucks dick

      surely you are speaking about 2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2s level design sucks dick

      surely you are speaking about 2

      Filtered

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This game taught me there are times where I will frick up a thousand times but I'll eventually get it right and beat the damn level. That was when I went for S ranks years ago. I love HM2

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That blu-ray disc has under a gig of data on it. It could fit on a compact disc, let alone a DVD. That's a pretty serious flaw

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't even make it halfway through the first game it was such fricking shit.
    ugly art.
    awful music.
    terrible controls.
    pretentious story.
    trial and error gameplay.

    if you unironically like this shit I can confidently discard all your opinions on anything else. You have abysmal taste and there is no cure.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like saying this anon, but I think you just got filtered.
      Yeah the art is ugly, but the ugliness serves its purpose far more than most pixelshit or even AAA realistic graphics games.
      The music is specifically composed to put you in a trans/flow state, you might not like it, but it serves its purpose well and conveys the themes and mental state of the MC.
      The controls work perfectly on kb+m, did you play on controller?
      The story is definitely not for everyone, but its one of the more well-executed unreliable narrator stories in games. You just don't like non-traditional storytelling and that's fine.
      Apart from a few levels and the bosses, the gameplay is very far from trail and error, especially if you only made it halfway through the game. If you feel early Hotline Miami is trail and error it is unironically just a skill issue.

      Hey Anon, the game isn't for you, and that's completely fine. You weren't good at it, the themes didn't vibe with you and that's all good. However, Hotline Miami is unironically one of the most well-designed games out there, and that's coming from a game designer. It knows exactly what it is and perfectly executes on that aesthetic, which is exactly why people were so mad about HLM2 which threw a lot of that out the window.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      get gud

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thats so fricking rad

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it sucks on the vita cuz you can't change aim sensitivity

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The first game was based
    The 2nd game is the worst shit in the world
    Pic related

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Both look good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only if you haven't actually played the games, anon. #1 offers the player plenty of cover, #2 is basically just a crapshoot where you're lucky to not get sniped by an enemy outside your screenspace. The Hotline Miami formula works best in extremely close-quarters.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thankfully most of 2 is close quarters.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            damn nver seen the roll actually work. Respect.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >what is the zoom button
          >what is baiting enemies

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >what is good level design

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              There's nothing wrong with the level design when you can pick up a gun and fire and everyone in the vicinity will try to rush you and you can get the jump on them if you plan it right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The second one is better than the first one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When is someone going to make a good version of hm2 maps?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. It's supposed to be quick and violent not some stealth game.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too addictive.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get gud on switch?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because the one you posted is on console

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mogged by Katana zero

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Laughable opinion.
      Katana Zero doesn't even come close to Hotline Miami in terms of gameplay or music, and is far too short to properly execute the narrative it was going for.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely based

      Is it really that good? I thought about getting it on release, but it looked like discount HM with added stealth.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I bought the game because the gameplay looked cool, but stayed for the story. It's not even that complex or original, but the way it is told is just superb imo. Everytime you think a constant has been estabilished (wheter it be in gameplay or the story), it takes that constant and turns it on its head, and yet it still manages to be be very cohesive from the beggining to end. Beacause of that there's really no downtime throughout the game and so I ended up finishing it in a single sitting, and stared at my screen watching the end credits, feeling like I've just finished reading a really long book. It's the kinda game where I would do a lot to be able to experience it for the first time again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's fun and really REALLY hard on hard mode with no slow motion ability, i swear to god, just stomp through the base game, activate hard mode without slowmo and feel your brain EXPAND and reflexes GROW, I'm CERTAIN i could reflect a bullet with a Katana in real life thanks to this game

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The artist for these is shit

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post bangers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      GOTTA GET A GRIP

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what the FRICK were they thinking?
    FRICK these levels

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    First game good gameplay, good story second game bad gameplay, decent to bad story.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    too repetive, one sided mechanics

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Melee was great fun in 1 and garbage in 2.
    Roller Mobster is still the best part of both games.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The graphics look like a horse trying to wipe its ass with an eagle.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Off the screen gunfire.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The soundtrack

    Jk I can't

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well the most glaring one is the esrb rating is not right in the bottom left corner

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >durr-hurr, evil nationalists control minds with hate speech
    Stupid story. Great game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's more about questioning why people enjoy violence in media.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean every playable character is evil or insane in some way except for maybe Richter(he still killed Jacket’s gf though)
      50 Blessings just takes advantage of them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What about the Pig guy? Wasn't he just an actor?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Actors fall in the insane category, anon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He was an actor and director who used his movies to act out his grotesque fantasies. He was a jab at the "it's okay because it's not real!" argument.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What crack are you on? The game's message is about violence in media
      50 Blessings was glorified flavor text

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    when the frick's angerfoot coming out?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Getting shot from off screen

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >indie shit
    everything

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You sound underage

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Born in '04.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2nd one sucked balls

    Too many guns
    Shitty level designs
    No free choice of mask per level
    Inferior music

    The music would be tolerable but the game was too much story blabla and no pleasant gameplay. And I 100% the first game, I really dont know how they fricked it up this badly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Inferior music
      Bait

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As some anon has probably said before, HM2 soundtrack isn't bad, it's just doesn't feel quite put together like the first one, every HM song in it's soundtrack fits together with one another, but HM2 soundtrack is all over the place but sexualizer it's one of my top 10 songs of all time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaE20aXxCz4

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the second one is obnoxious

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For the physical PS4 version? Only Hotline Miami 1 is on the disc. HM2 is on a download code inside the box.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One of the few truly 10/10 moments in vidya.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So everyone is in agreement that Paris is the best song, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not when Crystals exists.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There wasn't enough screentime with the Miami Multilator

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