Fire Emblem: Three Hopes

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are these home baked?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes!

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I said, I had a job for you, not I wanted a BLOWJOB

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cutesythea

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sexy brat

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Be warned: these are Nickdos2 hours.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        creampied then killed by King Claude Von Riegan

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She killed millions... for pussy...

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Shahid not DLC
    IT'S NOT FAIR

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      aside from slithers is anyone else dlc thats been datamined?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hanneman for Church/Empire
        Cyril for Church/Alliance
        Gilbert for Church/Kingdom
        Alois for Church/Neutral
        Anna for Neutral

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >cyril for alliance but not the kingdom
          this is how I know that you're talking out of your ass

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They need a Church character that can go with the Alliance and Cyril is the only option. Rhea sends him there to assist against Edelgard and Claude teaches him about his heritage
            bam, done

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >and then cyril gleefully kills rhea
              oh yeah, that makes total sense. I didn't think of that

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No one says he did it gleefully.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There's no way he does it at all. He is the first to fight in Rhea's name even in the one timeline she actually does anything abhorrent in, let alone Hopes where she's literally done nothing at all.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw Randolph and Fleche for Empire never
          >tfw only Petra and Yuri favor the thief class line
          >there's barely any native sword users in general while half the cast is lances and mages

          She's just fricking chilling there.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lances are the most powerful weapon so it makes sense

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Houses was ruled by bows and fists

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We're talking about Hopes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            's barely any native sword users in general while half the cast is lances and mages
            5 isn't enough for you?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't want more swordgays until there's a cavalry sword class and a flying sword class.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What we really need is cavalry/flying gauntlet units.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Punching people from the back of a mount is impractical at best, and impossible for most. Caspar and the girls all have arms too short to be able to fight that way.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I'm surprised there's no sword cavalry really since they already had Xander's moveset from FEW they could adapt.
              I'm expecting the DLC to add the missing abyss classes instead.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, DLC's been datamined?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          was datamined in the demo, bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no, bot brown Metodey!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what an absolute non-character
      they really tried to bait us with the demo into trying to think Almyra would be relevant this time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure there must have been bigger plans that had to be scrapped and the holes were hastily filled in with copying shit from Edelgard's route

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Feels like it. That would explain why Claude acts like a complete moron and they reuse a bunch of Empire assets and plot beats for no reason.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Claude steals Silver Snow Story beats in Verdant Wind
            >Claude steals Scarlet Blaze's Story beats in Golden Wildfire.
            He can't keep getting away with it!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shahid-sama... forgive us, we didn't listen...

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The coolest weapon in the game is a silver sword

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lets be honest: the SOTC is an ugly weapon. The sword of Seiros is a better replacement.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks we're talking about the Sword of Seiros.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I’m talking about the sword of seiros replacing the SOTC in 3H.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            SOTC is in the game though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's typical JRPG shit; they think the coolest, strongest swords have to be the biggest and most elaborately designed.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now that the dust has settled, Shez's CANON wife is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Leonie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Byleth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      me (byleth)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        WHY IS HE SO PRETTY
        IT'S NOT FAIR
        I HATE THE OTOME ART I HATE THE OTOME ART I HATE THE OTOME ART
        GIVE ME BACK FATES breasts PLEASE ISIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He said Shez's wife, not Count Rowe's.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The most treacherous lord is a Homo.
          >The Rowes used to be Adrestian nobility.
          Heh.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        YURI BEING A MALE HAS BEEN A DISASTER FOR MY DICK.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that he has a clearly masculine voice, at least in the English dub. How does that make you feel?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He also does in the original.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The fact that he has a clearly masculine voice, at least in the English dub. How does that make you feel?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          makes me diamonds tbh. he's got a nice voice

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            t. Dorothea.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that's byleth's canon wife

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lysithea seems ready to go down on your male or female, so her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Here lies Shez.
      He never scored.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Disscuss DLC possibilities. NOW

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Slither route where Shez encounters an Agarthan operating on the surface (probably Kronya since we know she's nearby) and Arval gets a flashback of some kind or she recognizes his powers and he is brought in by them offering to explain his powers. The datamined units support this and they're really the only faction left we know almost nothing about. The fact the main character has Epimenedes in his head makes it even more likely.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The datamined units support this
        where can I see this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "Golden" Route where all three lords team up to destroy both the Church and the Slitherers. Team humanity versus space lizards and molemen. The ending has all three rulers agree to rule the entirety of New Fodlan together ____________________ :^) _

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They release a handful of characters from the first Fire Emblem Warriors, making me happy to see them in a good game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Still can't use them in the main story for no reason

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Frederick steamrolls ANOTHER game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gross.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Ike chatting with Byleth about their mercenary lives
        >something among the line of fighting for their family.

        Shez
        >Literal callback to Mia.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >from the first FE Warriors game
          >Ike
          Anon-chan, I...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just want a story mode with playable Rhea
      Holy shit I don't even care if it's a bad ending path I just want it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. The game actively goes out of it's way to avoid letting us actually join the Church of Seiros in any meaningful way.
        Three Houses sorta did the same thing given SS was one of the worse-written arcs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      small byleth DLC where you can play as them and chill with Rhea, Sothis and the other knights of seiros

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I would like to go to the expedition with Kronya

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you want to go on an expedition with ants?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Full Light/Dark route where right from the start, instead of picking a house and getting adopted by its leader, you either outright join the Church of Seiros or refuse to join the school then get picked up by Slithers and reprogrammed to join their plans.
      Think of the unit potential.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of demographic is a Monica supposed to appeal to?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The "obsessive schoolgirl lesbian" trope isn't a new thing. It exists in a bunch of high school anime, so there must be certain people who like it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Transbians on twitter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mentally ill doormats who will throw their lives away for people who don't care about them and will convince themselves that they made the world a better place. Monica needs serious psychological help.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Mentally ill doormats
        Deduehubertsisters...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Neither Dedue nor Hubert is a "doormat".

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dedue and Hubert are still their own people will beliefs and values of their own. Dedue is a true friend to Dimitri, and Hubert was abused by his father into being servile to the Hresvelg lineage. Monica is, in comparison, a random noble Edelgard never spoke to in her life, and Monica has nothing in her life except for worshiping the ground Edelgard walks on and outright saying that even if Edelgard genuinely doesn't care about her and planned on abandoning her to a terrible death, Monica will accept that with a smile and a vague "maybe something nice will happen (later)" excuse. Monica is a doormat for abuse and doesn't even have a reason why.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I doubt you know but i agree. How do i get my own doormat irl?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She makes Faye look better in Comparison.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              At least she's not cucking her husband in the end.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What Husband? Faye found someone who puts up with that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish it was me because her new design was so cute, but they ended up doing what they did and that's that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She’s not supposed to be appealing. She’s supposed to represent moronic Edel simps, and hopefully they have enough self awareness to realise that they just like the shitty red hair girl they laugh at

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >She’s supposed to represent moronic Edel simps
        honestly when i got the first shez and monica supp i started seething. The fact that Shez called me out and just started calling Monica (me) jealous. It's like the devs knew they were bullying me. They fricking knew. Those FRICKING c**tS

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          meds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Black people. When they meet they're always like
      >Yo wassup Monica?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thread archived while I was talking with anons
    so gustave probably won't be added but hanneman/cyril will?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why does a medieval world have tights anyways

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The Deer aren't always confident about it. I remember some "this feels bad" comments from them when they invade the empire to try to steal Bergliez territory.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"How did you spend your night, anon?"
    >"I typed out the sound of a video game character giving a blowjob."
    >"You're going back to therapy next week."

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Emperor Edelgard, why are you performing oral sex on my adopted son? You were here when said he was going to fight on your side, yet you still did it. Why?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick did Shez adopt?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Play paralogue with Jeralt, Byleth and Leonie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        me

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't what find so funny about the fact that Edelgard seems concerned about the amount of lives lost on both sides and justClaude doesn't seem to give a frick, but it's just funny.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Khalid knows that the dead are with Allah in his heavenly kingdom. Thus, it is acceptable to simply kill them all and allow Heaven to sort them out. PRAISE THE SULTAN, MAY HIS WILL BE DONE!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >justClaude doesn't seem to give a frick, but it's just funny.
        Claude spends the almost entirety of GW saying "we have to kill Rhea in order for a few casualties as possible". I think we're supposed to believe that he actually does want to reduce soldier and civilian casualties by ending the war ASAP, but it is weird how how he's fixated on Rhea being dead while Edelgard and Hapi and bunch of others think Rhea can just be spayed and allowed to keep living like a domesticated animal.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I mean he never brings it up when attacking the Empire, but Edelgard brings it up all of the time attacking them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          For all the schemes he does, it's strange how Claude never realizes that the ship has long since sailed for preventing Edelgard's aggressive wars. Either a country acts on its treaties to shelter the church and gets declared a heinous enemy, or a country does nothing and Adrestia declares it to be decrying its own ratification, thereby letting Adrestia brand it a stolen place filled with traitorous thieves to murder en masse. AG is the only route where people both realize this and then never forget it. In GW in particular, Claude and Dimitri both just zone out and go "maybe something nice will happen?" while Edelgard, still the same despite her false alliances, basicallys laughs and goes "why would anything nice happen?"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >or a country does nothing and Adrestia declares it to be decrying its own ratification, thereby letting Adrestia brand it a stolen place filled with traitorous thieves to murder en masse
            Nice fanfic

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Play the game

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's what all the Counts talk about in Chapter 4 or so. Edelgard has created a trap by decrying the Central Church while pushing her Southern Church. If you act on the treaties to shelter the Central Church, you're branded an enemy to Adrestia as a whole. If you stay silent, it's assumed that you implicitly support the Southern Church, meaning you believe your own ratification as a nation, which the Central Church helped make, is fake. If it's fake, then you're on stolen Adrestian land and are a traitorous Adrestian citizen, even 400 years after Adrestia started treating you as a separate country. No matter what you do, Edelgard's declaration of war will vest and she will have propaganda to feed the war hawks and daily grind soldiers alike.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Erwin was too based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He was way more based then I expected, like he legit an amazing Lord.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine what He and Gautier could do? Could the room withstand their combined power?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Gloucesters deserve to lead the Alliance.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do I do on the Azure Gleam mission that branches based on your actions? I assume that the branch point is when you fight Byleth but I tried defeating him with Shez while going super saiyan and it didn't change anything, I still got the bad end.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Follow the green lines and don't go off track

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But I did, Alois even showed up and complained that I evaded the ambushes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          just dont kill byleth, immediately bumrush randolph when you're able

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You're supposed to clear the mission without defeating Byleth, kill Randolph first

            I see, thanks. I guess I was trying to make this too complicated.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks to the previous posters I figured it out. Alois' raid is the branching point. If any of those red-arrow units reach Rodrigue's position then you are locked into the bad ending and you get a Bad News sound effect. It is a rather inconsequential-seeming event but that's what the entire mission hinges on.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's why you're given the scout strategy and the strategy that closes the gates.
                You need both if you want to easily get the good result.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're supposed to clear the mission without defeating Byleth, kill Randolph first

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it really that good?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Count Gloucester and Lorenz both have such skinny waists.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Edelsisters…I’m tired of winning…we’re the most popular, we get most of the fan art, nintendo uses us for promotions, we get the best units in FEH…it’s tiring…

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Might as well end the series forever after Hopes, you can’t reach Edelgard’s peaks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, they'll likely never capture that lightning in a bottle again

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I’ve learned my lesson after Fates and honestly 3H. IS really doesn’t get this series anymore if they going so far as to push their first mainline game in what, a decade to the guys known for pushing out cheap musou games. I love 3H dearly but it does have some rough around the edges.
          If they don’t raise the quality after this, I’m retiring from new FEs.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Damm Alois's screams after Jeralt dies are heart breaking, poor guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's Caspar's scream when you murder Linhardt in front of him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds kino as frick and I can't wait to do that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >recruited Linhardt so I could make him kill Caspar in Golden Wildfire
        >Beat Caspar with Linhardt
        >"Damn, I've been defeated! But I can't fall here, I must make my retreat!"
        >He never shows up again
        Sounds like the next best thing. I take it you can do this in Azure Gleam?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's GW. You have to kill Linhardt after he warps Caspar to safety.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Sounds like the next best thing. I take it you can do this in Azure Gleam?
          You can kill Caspar with Linhardt in Azure Gleam.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't he almost always routed before that happens? Or are you meaning in a cutscene after?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the poor thing is samegayging now hahaha

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So what is the datamained thing?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit monica is a bigger simp that hubert not to mention gets BTFO from edelgard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Monica’s continued existence is literally what prevents Edelgard from achieving her victory and golden age. It’s like a dark comedy lmao

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Do a prologue with Hilda, Holst and Balthus
    >Random they scream catch the little girl and use her as a hostage
    >She on one side of the map worried I ahve to save her
    >Hoist says "Oh my little is in danger.. oh wait ever mind that not nearly enough assassins to hurt her"
    >They all get insta meat blendered by her

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you can now kill Flayn in front of Seteth in TWO games
    Feels good.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not enough people appreciate these legs

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dorothea's singing voice
    An angel omg

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she’s perfect

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do I have to play each route to unlock Gatekeeper, or does he unlock on the third playthrough? I could see myself doing Azure Gleam three times, but I can’t stand Edelgard and from the sound of things I’m not going to like Claude’s new direction either.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      each route

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I could see myself doing Azure Gleam
      Imagine the autism.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He unlocks once you've attained all of the characters, so you can't just do the same route over and over

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't like Edelgard Three houses, but I like her more her. Seem less moronic and cares for for the common people and the damage/deaths battles will cause and goes out of her way to lower it as much as possible for both sides. As much as it seems to flair up Hubert autism of lowering their win chance some.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That part where and Shez high five after Rhea and Thales disappear was dumb as hell. Houses Edelgard would have stayed guarded until they knew the two were dead.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair Edelgard kinda looked like "Really here?"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hopes Edelgard says there's no way Rhea and Thales could have survived that explosion. That said, I find the high five hilarious because the narrator immediately says "the war rages on with no end in sight", then Shez basically deserts the army and gets a letter from his BFF. It's like SB ended on a freeze frame high five and text came up saying "Fodlan's fricked lol."

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >then Shez basically deserts the army and gets a letter from his BFF.
            He worked his ass off only to get friend zoned by Edelgard and got a pen she found in her drawer as a reward. I’d bail too. Pray Edelgard remembers about Byleth or else she’s fricked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      holy autism lmao, imagine playing the most boring vanilla route 3 times to unlock your Reddit meme

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        When did you have to play the game three times to unlock Edelgard?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I could see myself doing Azure Gleam three time
      Unironically based.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >is just anime Joe Biden without the boar

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >My trusted source Cornelia is right, ten year old Edelgard must have been behind the Tragedy of Duscur!
        Why is Dimitmoron like this?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because he's moronic. If he were truly intelligent, he'd know that she was grooming a sociopathic serial killer at that age.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw you'll never be groomed by e-girlgarde
            kill me pete

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The Reconquista hinged on the fact that a foreign nation invaded Iberia and conquered it, followed by the Iberian natives almost immediately launching war after war against the Islamic invaders. A new war would pop up about two to five years after the most recent one. In contrast, Faerghus was comprised of Adrestian citizens whose parents were likewise Adrestian citizens and so on. These Adrestians, of the same culture, faith, and even race, thought that the current imperial government sucked and rebelled against it. Loog and co. won then were persuaded to believe it was better to establish a separate nation than to bowl over Enbarr and become the new emperor and imperial court respectively. From that point on, hostilities between Adrestia and Faerghus were at an absolute minimum, and each nation respected the other's existence for over 400 years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nick’s ancestors got humiliated by their Turkish overlords, don’t mind him.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing personal, ant. I just want to see what a world where you burned to death under a magnifying glass is like.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The real nemesis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Finally the pope is dead. At long last, Shamir can set foot in Fodlan and eat the seasonal specialty, the Morfis Plum.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hmm. If I kill Cyril, then everyone will have to believe me when I say the Church is racist against Almyrans.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It gets even more absurd when you recall that Cyril was Shamir's apprentice, so she completely invalidates Claude on a whole other level just by standing there in that scene.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Byleth’s teaching skills
          >the school
          >fricking Cyril
          >clussy
          What else did we take for granted?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Byleth’s teaching skills
            Who needs that shit when Jeritza accomplishes more in 30 minutes than Byleth in a full school year

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              But he accomplishes nothing?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Shutting down the school is what lead to thousands of deaths across Fodlan because one little mutt thought he could play the kingdom, church and empire.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You know what Jeritza didn’t accomplish by speedrunning? Actually getting Edelgard to win in the end.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It takes Edelgard almost 6 years to win the war with Byleth. With Jeritza as her professor, the final battle with the Kingdom comes in 2 years. Blame the game for being moronic and ending before the final level, not Chadritza

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Also Edelgard get's kick The Slither in the balls as well.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Edelgard does that too in CF and actually exterminates them instead of diminishing their power.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Edelgard purging slithers and uniting Fodlan in peace is something that only happens by epilogue so obviously shitposters who haven't played all the routes aren't aware of it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bullshit. She cut off the head, but still kept them around.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Slithers are completely purged in CF. Byleth and Jeritza even have a unique paired ending that gets a fricking CG where they go and hunt them all down personally

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But she's literally still using them in that route. Fricking pants of head moronic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The point of CF is that Hubert and his ninjas you see all over the place in Hopes are working behind the scenes to prep a Night of Long Knives where every slither gets taken out at once in one fell swoop, because their shapechanging and underground bunkers and teleportation and nukes mean you can't just start a fight with them and not immediately finish it.

                It's a completely valid criticism that none of this happens in the route itself and a single map where you break into the slither hideout and kill them all gathered like rats would alleviate it, but it seems like they didn't want or have time for maps after the siege of Fhirdiad and wanted to end on the cutscene where Byleth's heart starts beating again for the first time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I mean that means they literally were still using them for years and years. That sounds like the most bullshit thing they could put in to make it seem like all is fine.

                Slithers are completely purged in CF. Byleth and Jeritza even have a unique paired ending that gets a fricking CG where they go and hunt them all down personally

                > Byleth and Jeritza even have a unique paired ending that gets a fricking CG where they go and hunt them all down personally
                Never paired them, not like you can really hunt them all down that easy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Never paired them, not like you can really hunt them all down that easy.
                Anon, the fact it's hard to hunt them all down is WHY in the original timeline she doesn't do what she does in Hopes, which is just get Rhea's help to take her throne back and kick them all out. Hubert and his house's ninjas are fighting a shadow war setting up the slither massacre the entire time you're playing CF and conquering Fodlan with the Black Eagle Strike Force.

                It honestly feels like Scarlet Blaze was made primarily to answer all the people online whining about "dude why didn't edelgard just get the church's help with the slithers instead of invading" by showing that exact situation happen and result in a worse timeline

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >by showing that exact situation happen and result in a worse timeline
                >Worst
                She probably saved countless lives and villages wiped out by the slither by making them frick off into hiding.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Edelgard literally gets her brain scrambled because they didn’t plan already to kill them all, not only that, but since the war starts right where the truce began those people saved probably still died.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That only happens in AG where the Kingdom basically kills her entire support network and leaves a giant gaping hole for them to sneak in and do whatever they want. You can also argue that keeping the slithers so close in Houses part 2 is why Edelgard is as belligerent as she is in some routes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ever hear of keep your friends close and your enemies closer? It’s literally that. By keeping the Slithers near her, Edelgard was able to find out where they were located, had them wear down the kingdom and church which made it easier for conquer. Edelgard was able to flip the table and more efficiently dismantle them than in Hopes where she snitches on them and the scatter in all directions (this later bites her in the ass).

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No matter how you try to to flow around it, you won't be able to excuse working with the Slither to me. Like I think church is ion the wrong, but holy frick I think the Slither are way worst and you just let them get away with so many terrible things for years and years becuase "lol I needed them for now to get at the church".

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How do you think France and England felt like when they teamed up with Soviet Union?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If only the Soviet Union could sue dark magic to drain the souls out of people or turn into into monster that are in terrible pain all of the time

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Devs say otherwise, get ready for Fodlan’s own Thirty Year War.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Devs say otherwise
                The only thing they've said is nothing "negates" 3 Houses, something turning out differently but still taking the same amount of time is not a negation, nor is a completely different ending entirely.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Don’t try to skirt around it anon, it’s clear this shit isn’t going to be a quick and easy war. This timeline is more susceptible to bs than Houses.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Fodlan’s own Thirty Year War
                Anon even 100year war didn't do anything bad to Fodlan.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The ending of Scarlet Blaze says that the war rages on with no end in sight. Shez then fricks off, as he does in all three endings.

                [...]
                With Byleth's birth, she was probably confused too and not sure what to say without revealing the entire Nabatean history. About two weeks after Byleth was born, Jeralt fled with Byleth, so the ship sailed.

                You got the bad ending

                Edelgard purging slithers and uniting Fodlan in peace is something that only happens by epilogue so obviously shitposters who haven't played all the routes aren't aware of it

                >expecting deranged edelhaters to know anything

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Like I don't really hate her, I just think that doesn't really excuse letting them literally do all of the terrible shit they got away with doing for years. I'm sorry, but I feel like they were kinda the worst

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The ending of Scarlet Blaze says that the war rages on with no end in sight. Shez then fricks off, as he does in all three endings.

                Rhea doesn't really do anything truly stupid other than not telling Jeralt what happened with Sitri and Byleth, all of her other questionable decisions are mostly due to being in a shitty situation.

                With Byleth's birth, she was probably confused too and not sure what to say without revealing the entire Nabatean history. About two weeks after Byleth was born, Jeralt fled with Byleth, so the ship sailed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's because Jeritza is an honorary Blue Lion.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He can speed run the combat, but avoids the teaching entirely. Jeritza basically modded his game to save time.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Jeritza is literally responsible for half of the major bullshit that happens in white clouds, wtf you mean lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Where did it all go wrong?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Monica

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I meant Holst. Why did they make him ugly as sin? I like the armor but not the face.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He's not done by Kurahana

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Is the artwork for Hopes really done by a different artist? Is that why the new dads aren't as hunky as Jeralt?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Shez, Arval and the new lord designs are Kurahana, the rest aren't

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Erwin and Leopold are hot dads, even if the latter is a manlet

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Holst gives me the vibes of a Hokuto no Ken character. He works pretty well, imo.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOOO WHY ISN'T HE JUST SYLVAIN WITH PINK HAIR?!
                Butt chin Holst is based.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But he doea have Sylvain's stupid hair

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder how much of the Holst speculation fanart actually got it right.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It gets even more absurd when you recall that Cyril was Shamir's apprentice, so she completely invalidates Claude on a whole other level just by standing there in that scene.

          >Claude: Who cares about that Almyran janitor? I got to kiss and lick Edelgard's cute feet

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Property of Claude Von Riegan

            I love my female Hitler wife so much!

            Yeah, they'll likely never capture that lightning in a bottle again

            She killed millions... for pussy...

            https://i.imgur.com/Z0ECDpF.jpg

            >*schrlup* *schurlp* *scjrlulp* Y-You'll... You'll side with us now, won't you... Ashen Demon?

            Sultan Khalid kneels for his wife

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >his wife

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                [...]
                [...]
                [...]
                Sultan Khalid kneels for his wife

                Yep.

                There are only two wives for Claude that are close to canon in this franchise and they're Byleth and Hilda.

                It's Byleth if you're on Verdant Wind and Hilda in all other routes

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love my beautiful wife Byleth!
    My cute little ashen angel...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We know, Felix.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would have sex with Jeritza

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Adrestia appears to have the best food on the continent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I need wine made from grapes stomped by Edelgard’s delicate imperial feet.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fully convinced everyone in Fodlan is somewhat moronic, I have no other explanation for how everybody is so fricking stupid constantly. Nobody is smart whatsoever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rhea doesn't really do anything truly stupid other than not telling Jeralt what happened with Sitri and Byleth, all of her other questionable decisions are mostly due to being in a shitty situation.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >other than not telling Jeralt what happened with Sitri and Byleth
        Not even Seteth knows about that stuff

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Rhea doesn't really do anything truly stupid
        lol
        lmao
        god it's even funnier when you just KNOW this isn't a shitpost and some moron actually thinks this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Rhea doesn't really do anything truly stupid
        >ther questionable decisions are mostly due to being in a shitty situation.
        Uhh I could name a few kinda fricked up things she did only becuase she wants to frick her her mom.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >He doesn't want to frick Rhea's mother

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I mean I do, but I will call her out for doing some shitty things and puppeting a whole religion.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >due to being in a shitty situation.
        That's the world Seiros created.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not letting Loog finish the job was stupid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you read the daily political section of the newspaper, I have no doubt you think the same of America.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did Claude ever recover after this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He won the war, so yeah

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the worst possible timeline is one where it’s Femleth as the Ashen Demon
      Manleth won

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's everyone's favorite Holst design?

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love my female Hitler wife so much!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >retiring from politics and then starting a family with Edelgard on the Adrestrian countryside and living a life of much needed comfort while the Bert and Ferd rule in our place righteously as husband and wife
      It literally doesn’t get comfier than this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Except that doesn't happen in CF. What does is Emperor Edelgard reigns until death and Byleth becomes yet another of her bootlickers. Zero romance.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you too lazy to even check their ending?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Except Edelgard does retire in her Japanese route. She only does it much earlier because she married Byleth.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >treehouse fanfiction
          they’re happily married

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ferdinand and Hubert are husband and wife?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          When are they not?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            In canon. Hubert is for Bernie Bear and Ferdinand is for Flayn.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Flayn is for being murdered in front of her father.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Based.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nemesis is sexy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ok Rhea.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I respect that.

              Flayn is for being murdered in front of her father.

              GAY

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Ferdinand is for Dorothea, but Hubert is an acceptable alternative. Flayn is for fleeing Fodlan

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >CF
        >Here's another headcanon about Edelgard and Byleth
        She refused to marry you but will gladly marry Ferdinand and bears his children.
        In CF Byleth is just a cuck. That's why SS / VW is much better. At least you keep your god-powers, your immortality and your becomes god-emperor of Fodlan.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that's just a bad localization, Edelgard marries you in the Japanese ending card

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I remember people trying to raise shit over this before the game came out and then once it did and everyone loved Ferdinand it became "Good for him"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's because Ferdinand von Aegir is second best boy behind Seteth.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >immortality
          I don't get why you all think that SothisByleth is immortal even though this isn't true.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because it's mentioned in several endings. Also Byleth isn't exactly human.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >it's mentioned in several endings
              But this one says otherwise.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Except it literally doesn't

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >rest of their days means forever

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Byleth killed herself after Dimitri ate the weeds at 71

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But this does

                >Byleth announced his marriage to Flayn shortly after being named archbishop of the Church of Seiros. Flayn chose not to get involved in management of the church, instead focusing on healing those who had been hurt by the war. Her compassionate demeanor led many to speculate that she was "the second coming of Saint Cethleann." When Fodlan was finally restored, the archbishop named a successor, and the couple retired to a royal villa on the Rhodos Coast of western Fodlan. They spent their remaining years there in peace, fishing a great deal. It is said that no matter their age, they always retained a youthful appearance.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >rest of their days means forever

                Rest of their days could just mean until Dmitri died. There are other endings that support immortal frog anyways

                >I don't get why you all think that SothisByleth is immortal even though this isn't true

                It's sort of implied in some ending support (Outside of CF). See pic related

                The Flayn * Byleth ending is similar. Both remain youthful and retired at some point then no more news about them as if they disapeared.

                Considering Rhea, Flayn and Setheth are immortal it wouldn't be s stretch to imagine Byleth is one too. After all, you can rewind time why not being immortal too?

                >Considering Rhea, Flayn and Setheth are immortal it wouldn't be s stretch to imagine Byleth is one too. After all, you can rewind time why not being immortal too?
                I mean he has Sothis' crest stone . Considering they seem to work like Angel cores from Eva, and we know Byleth recovered from falling down a giant cliff and dying, I don't see why old age would kill him. It seems to provide some sort of at least long life/regeneration. Jeralt is canon 300 years old.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't get why you all think that SothisByleth is immortal even though this isn't true

            It's sort of implied in some ending support (Outside of CF). See pic related

            The Flayn * Byleth ending is similar. Both remain youthful and retired at some point then no more news about them as if they disapeared.

            Considering Rhea, Flayn and Setheth are immortal it wouldn't be s stretch to imagine Byleth is one too. After all, you can rewind time why not being immortal too?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The real question is why the frick Yuri is so long lived.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                First generation crest holder anon, the

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Rhea had this anon killed for trying to expose church secrets and you guys still think she's the good guy?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Yuri is a first gen crest holder like Jeralt

                Where does it say that anon? I think I missed it....

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He actually is. It's heavily implied in Houses but in Hopes, Yuri's support with Seteth all but outright confirm it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >but in Hopes
                lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Even then, in Houses Yuri tells you he was dying, then an old man did something and healed him, and yet then he also somehow gained a crest too

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Rhea had this anon killed for trying to expose church secrets and you guys still think she's the good guy?

                Holy frick
                Can someone Yuri pilled me befo

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                When will west understand that ugly = bad on women
                So ugly women are bad therefore western games are bad.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I can get Byleth, but why Yuri?
              Never played Cindered Shadows btw

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm watching Yuri x Seteth support. Pic related clearly states some crests give a longer lifespan.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah but Constance tho

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >What about Constance?
                What about her?
                Is she a 1st gen like Yuri? I thought she had a normal lifespan...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She’s the known holder of her crest and he dies alongsideYuri in their ending

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                maybe they were murdered. or died of food poisoning, or had an unfortunate boating accident. that would make sense why they died together

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              why would you take fanfiction as canon

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Seteth needs to watch his own shit and stop fricking his students

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Books written by Seteth and illustrated by Bernadetta must be nice, however I want to see a book written by Bernadetta and illustrated by Edelgard

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Who would win, Hapi or Edelgard?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >both Hapi and Edelgard were experimented on by moles
                >both are questionable artists
                Someone shove a pencil at Lysithea, the correlation between talent in art and moles must be tested

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                To his credit he is literally over 1,200 years old. Everyone is a student to him

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nonsense, Seteth just is a young looking normal man with a cute sister.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But he has the Major Crest of Cichol. And he knows where the Spear of Assal is.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >guy high up in the church has a major crest of one of the saints and knowledge of the location of one of their relics
                whoa, what a fricking shock

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well fine, he's a normal young looking man who got his job through nepotism.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And Coutn Bergliez has the major crest of Cichol and one his sacred relics, and you don't see anyone call him shady

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why in the frick would such a man like Seteth marry Bernie?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sophisticated men like Seteth crave that rare smell that Bernie possess

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                he's been grooming her for years
                Needed some fresh dicky after rhea forbade his breeding experiements with flayn

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you know that wouldnt have stopped him. he just kept her locked away when she started showing the pregnancies.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She's the only one on the intellectual level of Flayn.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                she reminds him of his butt buddy indech

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Indech just wants to turtle up and be left alone

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I like his endinh with hilda more. unfortunately it doesn't imply that she fricked him. He could benefit from the ride of the valkyrie

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Property of Claude Von Riegan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Post full image.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember the good times

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’m so glad golden Black folk got taken down a notch. Claude is literally worse than people believed Edeldard ever was

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        edelgard is a sociopath. claude is a psychopath

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dimitri > Claude > Edeltard

          Edelgard was always well intentioned and willing to do whatever it took to change the world for the better, Claude was just and incompetent moron that was revealed to be an opportunistic monster in the end

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Edelgard
            >well intentioned

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >well intentioned and willing to do whatever it took to change the world for the better,
              Nobody who hires TWO Von Varley is well intentioned or cares for a better world

              She’s literally “might makes right” and ends justify the means. Get your head out of your asses and quit acting holy than thou because you can’t accept a character that isn’t an incarnation of Jesus Christ in unrealistic virtue. In the real world good people are flawed and very much capable of making lapse in judgement or have difficulties going about things in certain ways.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No one denies that she's a warmonger than wants to conquer Fodlan, anon.
                We accept that she's a bad person but that does not change that Dimitri is a better written character.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Dimitri/Rhea/Claude conquering continent is…le good!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, Dimitri/Claude/Rhea conquering Adrestia after they launched an unprovoked war is justified.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                correct. adrestia should be whiped off the map since it only produces homos, kiddie diddlers and morons

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But I want to frick Constance.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                during the day

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                thing is edelgard isn't good people. and she hasn't made a single good judgement in her entire life

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, Edelgard is an well intentioned extremist. Wanting to get rid of corrupt nobles or preventing the repeat of what happened to herself, Lysithea, Mercedes and others as a result of nobles using the crest system as an excuse are all very good ideals. Even Dimitri says that she has very good ideas. Edelgard's problem is that she's a massive my way or the highway type of person and doesn't give a shit if she has to crush others to get her goal (within reason if Hopes is any indication).

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >well intentioned and willing to do whatever it took to change the world for the better,
            Nobody who hires TWO Von Varley is well intentioned or cares for a better world

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            wanting more clay because you're ass blasted about a 300 years ago war is not good intention

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dimitri > Claude > Edeltard

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why do people like dimitri so much again? he gets btfo in every way by both of the lords you put under him

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            did you suffer extensive brain damage as a child?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              thats not an argument. you /could/ just explain yourself instead of insulting people for no reason

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                if he doesn't understand why anyone would like dimitri, then he's probably just a psychopath incapable of empathy so my words wouldn't reach him anyway

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He has more going on. Claude was always just kind of there and Edelgard is a sockpuppet.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            because he's a good person

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              thats kinda vague, sis...

              if he doesn't understand why anyone would like dimitri, then he's probably just a psychopath incapable of empathy so my words wouldn't reach him anyway

              me when i pretend my enemies are all ontologically evil so i dont have to make an effort to understand them

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hes the only geniunely good person within the 3 lords, he wants nothing more than the best for his people even if it means going to war.
            The only bad thing you could say about Dimitri is the boar inside of him that gets bloodthirsty against enemies and even then thats not so bad, hes also suicidal when he fights as he always charges foward without a care for his own safety.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He’s the most sympathetic lord due to his fall from grace and redemption plus he’s a goodie two shoes since people are not capable of forgiving characters for being flawed individuals with personal faults

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Bootleg SS
      >Bootleg CF
      Claude never had a good route

      There's no way he does it at all. He is the first to fight in Rhea's name even in the one timeline she actually does anything abhorrent in, let alone Hopes where she's literally done nothing at all.

      If you bother to read the lore, the game all but states that Edelgard is essentially repeating Seiros and Wilhelm's steps of conquering virtually the entirety of Fodlan for the Empire.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What the hell does that have to do with Cyril?

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So this is the direction Fe is headed.. I don't know if I like this. I wish the series was still niche but niche equals death

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do I use other units like Sothis?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      record keeper. Kinda lame I know

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What exactly is Three Hopes?
    How does it relate to Three Houses?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's an AU

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mh
        Is it any good?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes if you like Three Houses and Musou, otherwise no

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So who are the "wicked gods"?

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do units assigned as Adjuncts get EXP?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but there's also abilities to give them all the exp or have the main guy get the exp

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well now I know how to deal with my units on Maddening difficulty.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why are women like this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Emile is not a woman!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Mercedes wants to frick her brother.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, she just remembers him as an innocent little boy that was left in a horrible situation by himself so she feels responsible for the way he is because she failed to save him from his situation when her and her mom fled.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Manuela and Jeritza support
    This is so messed up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because she's trying to get into the pants of a twelve-year-old brain-damaged boy?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thats hot

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Anon's Fire Emblem Series Emulation & Modding Guide
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  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wtf bros...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Byleth appears
      Hilda immediately Gushes about his reliability, his response?
      >100 gold oral , 200 anal, 400 veganal cumshot
      Goddamn.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Jeralt literally hogs off the work of his son
      If it wasn't for his A-support, I wouldn't care less about his canonical death.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Too busy getting drunk to give a shit about your opinion.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Jeralt

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder how used to Byleth taking over as captain Jeralt's mercenaries are? They the most famous merc group and likely command a high price. Despite this, Jeralt has to constantly work and has bar tabs due all over the continent.
        Just how much does this booze hound drink?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >constantly work
          Considering how little we see him in the routes, I am doubtful of that claim.
          It is likely he only work when the booze bucks ran out, which is why he enjoy the mercenary life better than the eternal seiros knight life.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Will I be able to play as Rodrigue at Record Keeper if I kill Byleth in new game +? I know when he gets killed he isn't available in camp, but possibly that doesn't apply for RK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Record Keeper let's you use every unit you ever had on the save file

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no playable Judith
    Why?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't want to make a lord class I guess.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just make her a assassin/Mortal Savant.
        She's already classes as a lord, don't know what animation set she uses though.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They really should have added some kind of post game mode where you can use all facilities with all units
    Have record keeper there, but make it so completing these missions there restores your training and activity points

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >schlurp
    eeewww

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my wife

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She gave me a blowjob. Sorry if your kiss tastes a bit sour.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Going to start Silver Snow today, am I in for kino?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anti kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get it, I finished Azure Moon yesterday, are you saying it's shorter? That's fine for a second playthrough anyways.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he's pointing out the characters and their interactions. AM is very serious in tone, VW is more lighthearted with its goofier characters. SS has everyone sidelined as Seteth basically becomes the only important character. The bigger issue here though is that all 3 routes are borderline copy/paste jobs. If you've already played AM you've played 90% of the other 2. CF is the only one that has a unique part 2

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >CF is the only one that has a unique part 2
            While SS and VW are copies. AM is unique story-wise. I'll concede that maps are over-reused between the 3 however.

            But it's still better than CF and the moronic story that trusts you upon it.

            Silver Snow is... okay. It's basically VW but less of it. The final map is an exercise in frustration and anger. Everyone b***hes at AM's final map but SS's final map is a very close second in bullshit. But you get to hear Byleth's origins. So there's that.

            >Silver Snow is a worse VW

            I disagree. The problem with VW is that you could remove Claude from the story and you wouldn't lose much. You can't say the same about AM or CF.
            He feels like a secondary character in his own route.

            At least in SS, your relationship with Edelgard creates good drama considering she killed your father and she is actually in love with you in SS.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >she is actually in love with you in SS.
              lmao i ddn't even have a c-rank with that b***h. How pathetic is she falling in love with a person who hasn't spoken to her once in a year?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Saving b***hes from getting axed makes them wet... unless you're Shez.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >am I in for kino?

      It depends. Did you do Claude's route first?
      If yes, then no I'm afraid. You already most of the story.

      If no, then kinda yes in my opinion. Your conflict with Edelgard is more personal than in VW considering she was your student and betrayed you.

      The story notwithstanding, SS has the most challenging gameplay so if you plan on doing a maddening run it could be fun gameplay-wise.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It depends. Did you do Claude's route first?
        >If yes, then no I'm afraid. You already most of the story.
        I've only done Azure Moon so far, sounds good.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes AM is the best story in the game.

          Also, Anon, be sure to spend time interacting with Edelgard and make a save before doing chap 11. I'm not spoiling but there you'll have to make an important choice.
          The choice is only available if you and Edelgard are close.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          A few things you should know

          Silver Snow gimps you out of 1 unit post timeskip. While most chapter missions will permit you 12 units, Silver Snow only permits you 11. No other route is like this.

          Some units (Cyril, Catherine, and Hilda) cannot be recruited until chapter 12. I believe Cyril and Catherine will auto recruit during chapter 12 but Hilda still requires a C Axe rank and 30(?) Charm to recruit.

          Seteth is excellent right out of the gate and is your de facto Lord of that route. Technically Byleth is the official Lord but since Byleth is mute, most of the narrative momentum will be carried by Seteth and sometimes Flayn.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Silver Snow gimps you out of 1 unit post timeskip. While most chapter missions will permit you 12 units, Silver Snow only permits you 11. No other route is like this.
            Huh? Very few maps in the game allow 12 units, in fact I’m pretty sure it’s just the final levels and maybe an add paralogue

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *you already know most of the story

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Silver Snow is... okay. It's basically VW but less of it. The final map is an exercise in frustration and anger. Everyone b***hes at AM's final map but SS's final map is a very close second in bullshit. But you get to hear Byleth's origins. So there's that.

        Should I do Cindered Shadows halfway through SS?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do Cindered Shadows first. Namely because the Wolves are available for recruiting in Chapter 2 of the main game and their respective classes become available once you hit lv20. Also Yuri gives nice little tidbits of lore concerning some early game missions

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The story notwithstanding, SS has the most challenging gameplay so if you plan on doing a maddening run it could be fun gameplay-wise.
        The final map made me seethe and mald. Admittedly I suck at the game, but still.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Admittedly I suck at the game, but still.
          SS's final map is frustrating because the things that make it hard has nothing to do with your. Spoilers for SS's Final map of anon wants to go in blind

          The fact that about a 3rd of the enemies INCLUDING THE WHITE BEASTS have Miracle equipped is horseshit. Thanks to their luck stats they average about 30% chance of proc'ing Miracle. You can strategize as optimally as possible and there's a 30% chance the game will say "you didn't win" and you'll die to a counter attack. And you either have to burn a pulse from bullshit or reload.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The fact that about a 3rd of the enemies INCLUDING THE WHITE BEASTS have Miracle equipped is horseshit. Thanks to their luck stats they average about 30% chance of proc'ing Miracle. You can strategize as optimally as possible and there's a 30% chance the game will say "you didn't win" and you'll die to a counter attack. And you either have to burn a pulse from bullshit or reload.

            I'm gonna be honest, when I did this route, the only one who had the stats to stand up to the White beasts was Byleth, so I just solo'd the map with him, a full inventory, and his combat spells unlocked.
            I broke so many swords that day. Thank god for the Convoy. Wasn't that hard that way though, still took like 95 turns, mostly fighting Rhea.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The last time I did Silver Snow it was the "Seteth, Ferdinand, and Bernadetta do everything while the rest of the class tries not to die" show. I went out of my way to recruit every student so Byleth himself ended up extremely mediocre

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The fact that about a 3rd of the enemies INCLUDING THE WHITE BEASTS have Miracle equipped is horseshit. Thanks to their luck stats they average about 30% chance of proc'ing Miracle. You can strategize as optimally as possible and there's a 30% chance the game will say "you didn't win" and you'll die to a counter attack. And you either have to burn a pulse from bullshit or reload.

                I'm gonna be honest, when I did this route, the only one who had the stats to stand up to the White beasts was Byleth, so I just solo'd the map with him, a full inventory, and his combat spells unlocked.
                I broke so many swords that day. Thank god for the Convoy. Wasn't that hard that way though, still took like 95 turns, mostly fighting Rhea.

                But good job Cyril for getting MVP on the last map

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >not getting free real estate Sylvain who is the MVP of almost every run I've done

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What does MVP even mean?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The realest homie.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Look man, I can't use Sylvain EVERY run. I have to use other characters sometimes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Just get that Gautier dick anon, you know you want it you bawd.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I shouldn't...I have a full class to teach. I can't just give Sylvain or his girthy +2 AR/prt/res all of my attention. It's not right.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But remember how good his Swift Strikes feel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Silver Snow is... okay. It's basically VW but less of it. The final map is an exercise in frustration and anger. Everyone b***hes at AM's final map but SS's final map is a very close second in bullshit. But you get to hear Byleth's origins. So there's that.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post fem byleth and edelgard scissoring

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frick off troony.
      Post Dimitri and Felix frotting.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds hot too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. Post them hugging.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cringe. I don't care about dykes outside of seeing them have sex.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Rule 34 is a click away. Edelgard needs hugs.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's called soft power. The succ is mightier than the sword.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's his name again?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ferdie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Waganawa Ferdinando von Aegir. I don't know why the dub omits his first name though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Baldinand, the Baldest of Nobles

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Azure Gleam structured so weirdly? You get about 6 straight chapters of no new recruits and then have about eight characters dumped on you at once. Also, is there any reason to not allow half the Golden Deer to join you when offered?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The logic goes that Claude donated half his troops to support the depleted Kingdom Army after dealing with the Western Lords. And that the Kingdom army would pressure the Western border by Arundel territory while Claude and the remainder of his forces would pressure the Great Bridge of Myrrdin on the Eastern front. And while Edelgard's splits her forces to deal with both, both Dimitri and Claude would blitz Garreg Mach and take it back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AG secretly sucks but the weirdos here won't admit it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You get about 6 straight chapters of no new recruits
      you get seteth, flayn, yuri, hapi, petra, shamir, catherine, bernadetta and dorothea, wtf are you talking about?

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >dimitri route
    >finally fricking up cornelia for good
    >takes 20 minutes to complete
    >as soon as cutscene starts
    >YOUR SWITCH HAS GOTTEN AN UNEXPECTED ERROR

    Well... That was a waste of time...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >YOUR SWITCH HAS GOTTEN AN UNEXPECTED ERROR
      How? Never occurred to me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The actual Switch was made by 3rd graders and play doh. Occasionally it'll just crash for no reason or fail to recognize the micro SD card and shutdown

        my own Switch has been in repairs for the past week

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In CF, with Rhea gone, what is stopping the Agarthans from just nuking everyone?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      stfu

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's on cooldown from arianrhod. hubert explains this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How long is this cooldown? The nukes get used in VW and SS as well. They blow up Fort Merceus. A month passes and Enbarr is taken. And then another month before Shambhala is assaulted and the nukes are used again. On the most generous set of circumstances possible there's a 2 month cooldown on the nukes. But that just leads to a bunch of logistical questions. Even if the Imperial Army was able to limp its way to Enbarr and recover completely, why not just deploy them 1 month later? The only counters to the nukes were The Immaculate One and the shield surrounding Garreg Mach. If the Immaculate One is dead and Edelgard isn't at Garreg Mach anymore, then why not just fire on her then? There's no reason for them to work together anymore.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The answer is simple, KT wanted to give Edelgard a happy end come hell or high water. Even if it made no sense.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Their own stupidity really. Their end goal was to retake the surface but they couldn't because they feared the last Naabatean and she was held up in Garreg Mach which was surrounded by Sothis's Shield. In the other routes Rhea is captured immediately by Edelgard doesn't kill her as a counter to the Slitherers so the Slitherers continue to play ball during the war. But during CF the last Naabatean is dead. The nukes are now impossible to counter. Thales, at least, is able to deploy and use the nukes and a full month passes between him nuking Arianrhod and the Battle at Fhirdiad. So the battered Black Eagle Strike Force kills Rhea and... nothing. They just go into a second shadow war for no real reason

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do they even want to nuke everyone or just nuke Rhea and then rule over what remains?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        According to Solon they're the "savior of all" but all seems to apply strictly to other Agarthans. Any modern humans are considered "Beasts" to them so I don't think they have any concern for their well being.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They literally call all non-Agarthans beasts so they don't care.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nothing. cf is the bad end

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She won.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a fricking pair of LEGS

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Edelgard wear spats/tights?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Easier access for the Ashen Demon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What is so special about Ashen demon wiener?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It breaks lesbians. D4x4mv

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's possible for mortal to get such a holy wiener?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No, which is why he’s a feared name on the battlefield.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Literally the vessel of God.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you'll never unracist a racist yt bawd with your brown dick
    why live?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hilda keeps Almyran slaves
      >Acquires a new one
      She's literally the one doing the colonizing. I bet Holst has a rape harem of captured Almyrans too.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it’s canon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DELETE THIS

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I won't, Khalid.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yuri has life extension but it’s not enough like Jeralt where he lives for hundreds of years considering he died alongside Constance who wasn’t a first generation crest owner.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >*schrlup* *schurlp* *scjrlulp*

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shez san

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most lustful mercenary in the Fodlan

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The start of SB is just nonsensical if you don't have the background of 3H.
    >edelgard declares war on the church saying the church has done all these terrible things
    >the worst thing the church has done in Hopes so far is to give Shez a free scholarship

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >So many of Sylvain's supports are about how he's matured from being a womanizer during his academy days
      >Never see him flirt or be misogynistic in Three Hopes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >letting a smelly merc with demon powers into your school FOR FREE
      >said merc is forcibly added to your class and now you have to smell them all day
      >not a crime against humanity

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But the thigh highs, you get to stare at them all day.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shez is a straight man that doesn't wear thigh highs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off von Aegir, commoner rights are human rights.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          for commones to have human rights they'd have to be human first

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>the worst thing the church has done in Hopes so far is to support Edelgard's coup

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno but Cethleann's blonde hair in the War of Heroes just screams that she wants to be bred. Flayn's green hair just seems so plain in comparison.

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no Slither route
    >no Sultan of Almyra route
    >no Church route
    >no boar route
    >no 'duscur and sreng genocide' route
    missed opportunities tbqhwyf

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    say nice things about shez

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Her voice acting is much better than Mshez's

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      id give her my shekels to have her dirty socks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would pay generously for her services

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do Paralogues expire at some point?
    I think I want to leave the Gatekeeper's level 180 paralogue until a bit later.

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no 🙂

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    your tounguework is atrocious, too much teethe, and the suckage is weak. Get lost

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bought the game for my boyfriend, but he's taking forever since he's got an internship. I'm playing on an emulator and I'm so fricking tired of the game crashing after a 21-minute map. Rather, I can't comprehend why the game developers didn't give me a save point immediately after finishing a map.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would give you advise but I hate homosexualry so the only advice you'll get is to kys.

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gets sex from Edelgard AND all the pens he was wants
    Shez shocked, Byleth rocked

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Market the frick out of Byleth
    >Doesn't do shit in the game
    >Market the frick out of Arval
    >Nothing is explained about what he even was

    All I wanted out of this shitty game was some kino sothis lore and why arval and her hate each other.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just say you cant understand subtext or have any memory of what happened in houses. sothis was the light, epimenides the dark. sothis banished epi and the agarthans underground, and arval was a tool passed down from generations (the same way sothis' crest stone was) to one day awaken and destroy sothis.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was talking about explaining what arval was you drooling moron. were they an alien like sothis? a dragon?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          bro that is EXPLICITLY explained in the story

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, its not. It just says arval was a godlike being and the agarthan dude somehow passed down its conscious. Which also isn't even explained how he even did that when with Byleth and Sothis everything had to be just right for it to work.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          just another agarathan. they say as much. you can choose not believe his words of course, but that's on you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They tell you over and over they're a "regular" person like the rest of the Agarthans, and loathe beasts like Sothis and her kin, and look down on the humans Sothis created as fellow beasts albeit not to the point of pointless cruelty and treachery like Thales, whose methods he disagrees with

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, there's no Adventure Mode this time?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its technically the side battles inbetween the story chapters, but theres no official mode, no

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The stages that would be the adventure mode in something like HW are now integrated into the story.
        Between each story mission you get ~5 or so side battles.

        Its not enough, give me 300+ hours of pointless content- NOW.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The stages that would be the adventure mode in something like HW are now integrated into the story.
        Between each story mission you get ~5 or so side battles.

        Ah, so Ganker was wrong again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The stages that would be the adventure mode in something like HW are now integrated into the story.
      Between each story mission you get ~5 or so side battles.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        HW is good purely because the adventure mode is great and you can just do silly or jank missions to unlock cool weapons or outfits.Hooes has none of that so it feels like half of a game regardless of story.

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SS is a moronic VW.

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never played Three Hopes. How's the story different from Three Houses?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      White Clouds gets speedran by Professor Jeritza, and Edelgard gets the chance to purge the moles from her Empire causing a massive shockwave to the other surrounding nations
      The war starts two years later and is mostly incredibly different

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rhea should never have stopped Loog.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We know, Thales.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wanting a mole collaborater to rule the continent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do it again, Loog!

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Epimenides just casually creates people in their boss fight
    Why do we call Sothis a god again?

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's Saint Cethleann day!
    Celebrate by eating fish today!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't much care for Flayn but I do want to do lewd things with saint Cethleann.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      too bad. im gonna emotionally and sexually abuse her father and theres nothing she can do about it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We never see her father though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bawd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who? Why did you post good ol Flayn and not the Saint?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because the Saint died a thousand years ago

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Three Hopes worth buying if I liked Three Houses but don't like Warrior games?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pirate it and make a decision yourself. It was my first musou game, and I'm enjoying it

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >finish a map
    >get a loading screen
    >game crashes
    >ryujinx console gives absolutely no indication why the game crashes
    >have to repeat section for the fourth time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      should have bought the game 😉

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I did you frick, but I don't want to be locked by the console's restrictions.

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So isn't Rhea's ritual to resurrect Sothis essentially the same thing as what the moles are doing to transfer themselves to new vessels?

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >2022
    >Toothpaste chan is forogtten

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who?

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are the ghosts real, or are the visions hallucinations?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dimitri desperately needs his canon wife Frog.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a schizo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't ghosts actually exist per Mercedes and Ashe's support?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They do, it's canon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Don't ghosts actually exist per Mercedes and Ashe's support?

        What? Isn't that the support all about Ashe and Mercedes talk about cooking?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, the ghosts are real

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >yeah, the ghosts are real

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dimitri's ghosts aren't real. His actual family and friends wouldn't be shrieking at him for carnage.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes they do.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Take your meds, Dimitri

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The only medicine for me is to enact my vengeance upon those responsible for the deaths of my family and friends.
              Only death can calm these spirits. Whether that be the death of their enemies or my own, it matters not.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You should also take some Vitamins suppliment

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine how efficient in nutrients the people of Faerghus must be from a diet of largely of snow and rocks.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Faerghus is a frozen hellscape
                >Duscur, the peninsula further north than most of the Kingdom, is more fertile
                >Alliance territory which is at the same latitude as Faerghus, is much more fertile and forgiving in climate

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Proof that the Goddess hates the Rhea. The land beneath the feet of her gayest believers is desolate.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yes they would tf

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lambert would. According to Rodrigue he had an extremely short temper

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lambert, in his dying breath, demands boy Dimitri to avenge him and everyone else.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This is just another a delusion of Dimitri's

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dimitri's ghosts are kind of a finicky thing. If they were all in his head then it would be one thing however people who aren't dead do not appear in his head. Namely Byleth. Everyone was under the impression that Byleth died in the battle for Garreg Mach and yet your ghost never appeared to him. Dedue's ghost never appears either and what do you know, it turns out he's not dead either. So what gives? If Dimitri was just making it up then both of you would've gotten ghosts in his head as well

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That just means Dimitri refused to think you were dead because muh sensei, gotta keep the promise of 5 years ago

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Dedue's ghost never appears either and what do you know, it turns out he's not dead either.
            dimitri was under the impression that he died though. Also he was seeing the ghost of his stepmother who was dead, but didn't die in duscur, but then he also assks corneila what happened to her. Dimtri's ghosts lore is all over the place. I like to believe that the ghosts are real and he sees them because he has a dread dragon crest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Felix might be the worst person to seek psychological help from.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Felix is a terrible counselor. He has the emotional intelligence of a ham sandwich and is far less fulfilling. But Felix is also the only person Dimitri's age who's always there. Dedue is there but Dedue can't do anything for Dimitri other than to say yes ad nauseam.

        Honestly the best person for Dimitri's mental well being is Mercedes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Felix bridal carried dimitri to bed

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If he didn't frick the crazy out of Dimitri once they got to the bed, then he didn't finish the job

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              don't know about the crazy, but he did

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            felix is too much of a twnk to bridal carry dimitri to bed

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's actually more likely that Felix gives him a piggy-back, because Dimitri says his feet are dragging on the ground. It's still gay to back up your ass against your bro and reach back to grab him behind the thighs to pull him up onto your back.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Honestly the best person for Dimitri's mental well being is Mercedes
          *blocks Dimitri's path with her fat breasts*

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Stop distracting the King

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >frog
            Not canon, also ugly

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              When Shez inevitably leaves, Frog will fill that smelly void with her self.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Byleth is a man.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not in the Dimitri routes he's not.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ok troony

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                and? dimitri is made to be fricked by byleth, no matter what gender they are

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What part of
                >By your side, always
                Did you not understand?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What part of
                >lmao don't be surprised if I take a vacation
                Did you not understand?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He should go out on the town with Sylv and get his dick wet with some wenches.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sylvain doesn't do that anymore. He only goes out to town to stuff Ingrid full of meat skewers

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    god I want a shota byleth to frick Byleth into becoming his concubine

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    edelbros... we are getting BTFO by the KING OF GRAPPLING

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao Edelgard is ugly

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        god fricking damn, i love balthus. he's the KING OF BASED

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I liked Balthus way more in Hopes than than I did in Houses. All of his supports and paralogue scenes and stuff are better in Hopes. His character is more genuine somehow.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >edelgard
      >smart
      blathus isn't a good judge of character it seems

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OwO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's a pretty good soldier for a kid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PECIOUSH BABY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She will never get mating pressed by the Ashen Demon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lysi's tiny waist makes me want to grab her and pound her very roughly

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You just like her because you’re a moronic pedo

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN LAMBERT ISN'T A COMFY DUDEBRO?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He stole half the Sreng's land, the arable half, and one of their chiefs heirs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and then that heir became friends with Sylvain which starts the path to them peacefully joining the kingdom as vassals

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          became friends with Sylvain
          lmao

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >he didn't do the paralogue

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no greatsword class with big AoE
    >no gauntlet-magic hybrid class
    >no generic bow pegasus class
    >no flying mage class

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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