Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes

Actual Ending DLC when?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They should have just made the Alliance into Almyra.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Brown Hilda

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hilda nd Lorenz looking surprisingly good here.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just a Edelgard was complicit in the murder of your father and sees you as a tool in her war. IF you waifu here you are a cuck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >self insert gays still seething

      Byleth is not a faceless tactician. I am the player, not the player controller CHARACTER Byleth.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im starting a 3 houses playthrough to wash out the taste of 3hopes from my mouth.

    Which route do I go? I want to go Azure Moon for the OG Blue Lord against Evil route. But I also want to do Silver Snow because marrying Rhea is priority.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say Azure Moon, because you get all of the relic weapons. For some reason, Annette's weapon is BL only

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AM for sure

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I did a playthrough this year after not playing the game since the Wolves dlc and went Blue Lions.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Marry
      Didnt the game cap relationships at A rank?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no, because he's talking about 3 houses, not 3 copes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Im blind.
          Thank you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Silver Snow for the power fantasy.

      Azure Moon for the kino.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    feeling cute, might delete later

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    STUPID DRAGON!

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    H A G .

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is arval as tryhard a loser in jap version as well? I fricking hate the direction they took with his voice acting

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The man who really should have stayed at school

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      needs a shave

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what route does he pick?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Scarlet Blaze

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Scarlet Blaze

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Golden Wildfire

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stop forcing your gay meme.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The one that favors Claude

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The one with Edelgard

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want a Golden Route, but I do want another Silver route.
    Give me both of the morons from the start. Make Sothis relevant and explain her lack of amnesia. Actually finish off Fodlan so we can get a new game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The amnesia thing I thought was because the main story of Hopes happens two years after part 1 of Houses, which means Sothis had two years to regain some of their memories.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >which means Sothis had two years to regain some of their memories.
        Except we have no clue on how the hell that would work.
        She's presumably been asleep for two more years. Why would that help at all? She was already asleep for 21 years, why does 2 more fix her memory?
        THAT'S what I want explained.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because that roughly corresponds to Byleth's living memory in TH.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe in a year?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who changes El´s diapee after the ending of AG?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Moni or Ree obviously

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just want my 3H remake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It'll come in about 40 years or so

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Christ, Kusakihara fricked up Femleth's face so hard.
      It'll always infuriate me how Awakening was an accidental success, and it got him promoted to Game Director, even though he was just the character/armor designer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        well, awakening had shit character designs, so it's a good thing they promoted him

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Kusakihara designs Awakening
          >it looks like shit
          >Kozaki demands to design the next one
          >it looks great, and people realize Kusakihara was the problem
          >Kusakihara then shoves Kozaki into the phone game, and redraws Three Houses himself
          What a fricking c**t.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            fate character designs looked even worse though

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It really doesn't.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i cant remember seeing this unit, is she a character or is it just one of the generic class portraits?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is wrong with female byleth's face?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    caspar and raphael sex

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do nude mods exist for 3H?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So, wtf was Sylvain thinking with his new hair? It's grown on me, but damn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was a tribute to Reese

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fire Emblem Hopes is the Jamie-era of Malcolm in the Middle.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >why does the lion guy look like a lion?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If Sothis has her memories why did she just let them kill Rhea on two of the routes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sothis shows she can forcibly take control of Byleth against their will
      >recruit Byleth
      >Sothis suddenly disappears from the plot entirely

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Writing is hard. Please understand

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I disagree. Petra and Rhea are up one tier.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >sylvain
      >not horny all the time
      ???

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sylvain really isn't horny, he just acts that way to get crest baby chasing girls off his dick
        honestly he could just be no sex at all unless its with ingrid

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He'll abandon his homeland for Byleth's fat breasts

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What about Byleth's legal wife (Real)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm shocked how much I like Shez, and I've only been playing as Manshez for now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I am in desperate need of male Shez art. I almost forget he exist. Even male Byleth art wasn't this barren.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's Yuri's husband!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Its probably going to be a repeat of Manleth, meaning Manshez is going to get the higher quality art while Femshez gets cringe normie art.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Is this really how M*nlethgays cope with being forgotten?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's impossible to make Frog work because of her silly (boner-inducing) outfit and her saucer eyes. Manleth got off easy thanks to the artist's job as a fujo artist or whatever she was doing before this and keeping him simple but cool with the outfit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                *It's impossible to make Frog look cool

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sith Lord Darth Byleth

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Literally all he needed was a voice, be 6ft and lift some weights and he'd be perfect. Shame the Japanese all want skinny boys.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Femleth is endearing. Manleth is soulless. That pope look is moronic and his default look makes it seem like his dad dressed him

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Femleth is endearing.
                only if you're a moronic coomer

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Femleth is endearing.
                Manleth is endearing, Femleth is bothersome because she won't stop giving me boners all the time. >:(
                >That pope look is moronic and his default look makes it seem like his dad dressed him
                The Pope look is fine. Frog's on the other hand, is literally unfinished.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I love fish eyes Byleth.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >his default look makes it seem like his dad dressed him
                his dad DOES dress him though, that's literally the point of the game that he's an emotionless husk without a fricking heartbeat known as the Ashen Demon, and his only family is a centuries old alcoholic mercenary with zero experience being a parent, whose idea of child raising was "Bring Your Child to Work Day, EVERY DAY, ON THE BATTLEFIELD" like a fricking Kojima character

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Manleth can pull of the stoic mercenary role, Femleth just looks moronic all the time. It's impossible to see her as a real threat or even a leader.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This widely varies depending on the artist. Femleth apparently has the most fanart of every character so you gotta take the good with the bad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Up here with Hubie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Category: horny and stinky.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Caspar should be moved down. Huberts category should be 'blue balls'

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >caspar in no sex
        Caspar is the only one who canonically had sex before the end of the war

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Are you sure? because his support with Balthus makes me think he has no idea what sex is

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            he doesn't, but that doesn't mean that he doesn' get any

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            what's with the fricking hedgehog hair on everyone? Sylvain, Capsar, Holst. Who the frick thought this looks good?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's okay on Caspar. It shouldn't be on Sylvain and Holst though.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Who the frick thought this looks good?
              it was fashionable 20 years ago

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's passable on caspar because it fits him
              Regardless it still looks awful on everyone

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Sylvain does it for practical reasons

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Caspar also has a story dialogue with Dorothea about The Sliver Maiden where he doesn't know what sex is.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Caspar would be having sex and not even realize it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You just need to tell Caspar that sex is just naked wrestling and he'll do it with glee

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The game implies that Hilda and Felix fricked after Grondor Field in Azure Moon, but this requires recruiting Hilda.
          Then again, Hilda and Caspar requires you recruit one of them, as well.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The game implies that Hilda and Felix fricked after Grondor Field
            i don't think having hilda in felix's room is enough to come to such conclusion. make she was there to see his stamp collection

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >i don't think having hilda in felix's room is enough to come to such conclusion.
              Yes, but we're discussing how "Caspar went to Hilda's room, and SURELY that means they fricked."
              It'd be a double standard to not consider this the same thing.
              Either both are implying they fricked, or neither are.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe she wanted them to clean her room.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                In caspar and hida's case you also have a suggestive dialogue, a wink and a blush.
                Hilda is just standing there like it's normal for her to be in felix's room

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Hilda is just standing there like it's normal for her to be in felix's room
                Considering how they don't even have a support, yeah, it's a bit new.

                i cant remember seeing this unit, is she a character or is it just one of the generic class portraits?

                It's a generic portrait for the Witch, who you'd fight in Birthright.
                Almost all of the player characters are just "generic units with a unique head" though. The few exceptions are the main characters.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              In caspar and hida's case you also have a suggestive dialogue, a wink and a blush.
              Hilda is just standing there like it's normal for her to be in felix's room

              yea Felix and Hilda fricked but it was in Silver Snow that they fricked not Azure Moon

              it happens after Dimitri died and Claude went missing too so pretty late game stuff

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              yea Felix and Hilda fricked but it was in Silver Snow that they fricked not Azure Moon

              it happens after Dimitri died and Claude went missing too so pretty late game stuff

              The game also implied that Hilda fricked Marianne in the true end, just.a reminder.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Move Edelgard down one and move Shamir up two.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Silvain and Lorenz are horny as frick

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Edelgard is the hero of 3H and the most popular character in the series

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Byleth and Sothis are the real heroes, Edelgard is just his onahole.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if edelgard is popular then why isn't she in smash?
    checkmate, edeltards

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sakurai has garbage taste

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How come 99% of maps in Houses are all "rout the enemy"?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because that's what the audience craves.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OwO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >lys after shezzie flirted with her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >she sees your candy bar

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She sees yours, and all she thinks is *snickers*.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >can't order npcs to break pots
    well frick you, i'm not babysitting you worthless c**ts

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Byleth needed to fuse with a god to escape the Zahras spell, because Solon was outside of it
    >four rando fricks can escape because the caster, Epimenides, was dumb enough to cast it with himself inside
    What a moron.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dimitri has a special with Ashe but not Ingrid
    🙁

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still find the concept of Shez being the Slither’s bootleg Byleth funny.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >they legit forgot Shez even existed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >”You mean I’m actually batch number sixty seven? What happened to the other sixty six?”

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw DLC has you and your Lord take on Shambala and you have to fight an army of Shez Clones instead of generics.
          >They all have the unique ability to get the Fluegel increased range and dark magic effects but on any classes moveset.
          >S rank grants you a trinket for you to use this altered version of Shez's personal.
          Hire me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Technically epimenides predates Rhea's experiments, so it's kind of the other way around

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >all they had to show for thousand of years of experimenting was a smelly lemming named Shez
        >Rhea was more successful and created God’s vessel in her Sunday school basement

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the Agarthans had facilities dedicated to incubating a Shez
          >Rhea creates Byleth on accident by letting one of her failures frick her husband
          >the solution that the nerd subhumans overlooked was "have sex"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The key to unlocking my true potential? Losing my virginity.... if I could only score.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Shez would be able to open wormholes
              >it would require getting her own hole stuffed

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >ENTER

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                LA LESBIANA INCEL

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Monica is cute, too bad she's an awakening tier Edelsimp.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The only person Monica would ever frick is Edelgard.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Monica would lick the taste of Edelgard off a wiener in a heartbeat
                and that's a good thing

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cutesythea

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell is even the point of AG this is so boring

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's the good guy route

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *the Joe Biden route

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Back to twitter edeltard, might as well call SB the Putin route, and I don't even know where to start with GW, it's just moronic.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            shes so fricking cute god

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bringing back best boi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He’s honestly probably the highlight. Did they change VAs? I don’t remember him sounding like this before

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Trannny head cannon route for the mentally ill and women who can go five minutes without flicking the bean.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But everyone is so ugly. I can't get off to this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What the hell is even the point of AG this is so boring

        >lyssypedo can't handle the only somewhat good route in 3copes
        grr

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i'm an ingridchad and i don't like AG

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >ingridchad
            >chad
            Literally the kingdom bicycle. Mostly ridden by Sylvain, Felix and Dedue

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what, politics is too much for your pea brain to handle?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's nothing remotely resembling a story of politics once part 2 starts.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kingdom politics are boring when I don't give a frick about the Lions.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't like the GD route of hopes cuz it made my lys too serious but still keeping her dumb baby "i lub candy" shtick. It wasn't even gap-moe, it was just dumb. Too UGUU for me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dumb baby "i lub candy
        for me, it was the "D-D-D-DON'T TREAT ME LIKE A CHILD" bullshit. Like we get it, you dumb prostitute you're an adult. We don't need to hear it every single support. Stupid b***h

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >every single support.
          She literally has a button to yell "I'm not a child!"
          I hate it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >dumb baby "i lub candy
            for me, it was the "D-D-D-DON'T TREAT ME LIKE A CHILD" bullshit. Like we get it, you dumb prostitute you're an adult. We don't need to hear it every single support. Stupid b***h

            yuuki aoi is such a prostitute

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >two seconds without a aquatic animal cooked in a grill

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3 copes converted me to a Claude chad. Now I can watch Dimitri homosexuals and Edel dykes fight each other while smiling.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ClaudeChads even get Byleth and Hilda as their waifus

      while DimiCucks end up with Dedue and Felix spit-roasting them and Edelbawds get their toes sucked by Monica and Hubert

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >their
        >them
        >their
        Why are you acting like people self insert into the lords

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Edelbawds get their toes sucked by Monica
        Am I supposed to be upset?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same. He was a complete cuck in 3 houses and did nothing of value, even his route was a copy-paste of SS. I liked his house characters the most but felt he was wasted potential. 3 hopes made him a complete chad who fricks over everyone else to get himself and his people ahead no matter what. Only lord without delusions and schizophrenia and now he's actually relevant.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Game starts with Cheese on a tube so about two decades ago
    >He somehow ends up out of Shambala and being raised by some literal who lady (potentially agarthan?)
    >Solon and Thales completely ignore the homunculus with their ancient leader when you face them
    >Shez being an agarthan tube baby is literally irrelevant to the plot
    I fricking hate this game like you can't even imagine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      as usual the moles plot continues being moronic

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Love these dorks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hapi's Hapis make me happy.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    someone link that manleth/fshez rapefic

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What did they mean by this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      best girl deserves the world

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can read, right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, on the other hand the fact that Edelgard is a blatant imperialist flies right over Edeltards heads

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Edelgard is a blatant imperialist
          It's literally Spanish Reconquista, just pretend Fodlan is Iberia. Almyrans are even a convenient Muslim allegory with Khalid literally leading the Alliance.

          Adrestia controlled all of Fodlan back when Rhea conquered it with Wilhelm under his flag, Edelgard is simply doing the same thing

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So Russia is justified in invading Ukraine? Is that how this works

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Russia is justified in invading Ukraine
              where do you think we are

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Difference is Russia and Ukraine are both shitholes. Adrestia is much wealthier than the kingdom, whose citizens would realistically be clamoring to be conquered

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, it's more like Israel invading Palestine

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not really. No one likes israelites.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              actually it means ukraine would be justified in invading russia if you think about it
              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kievan_Rus%27

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Other way around, anon. Kievan Rus is Russia.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >It's literally Spanish Reconquista, just pretend Fodlan is Iberia.
            Except the Reconquista had a heavy religious angle that's lost on Edelgard and her atheist regime.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              you didnt play the game, did you, stupid?

              Edelgard's conquest also has a religious angle with her trying to topple down Rhea's church in favor of her own

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Edelgard's conquest also has a religious angle with her trying to topple down Rhea's church in favor of her own
                Except Edelgard is not religious and her church is literally a prop

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So was the Church of England, doesn't mean that it's not religious

                Also Edelgard doesn't have to be religious to start a war based on religion

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is not sounding like the Reconquista my dude.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Central Church literally distort the truth of the Goddess' life and death and lie, venerating her murderers as heroes. There is absolutely a religious angle to adrestian reconquista, especially since Rhea herself fricking founded the Adrestian Empire and now runs a church that praises her mother's murderers as saints.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >venerating her murderers as heroes
                It still portrays them as evil murderers as well, she just changed the origin of their powers.
                >that praises her mother's murderers as saints.
                Again no, you forgot the part where it still portrays them as evil warmongers, she doesn't portray them like "they were heroes who did nothing wrong", but more like "they used to be heroes but they were corrupted by greed and abused their powers"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Church of England
                >Religious

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Except the Reconquista had a heavy religious angle that's lost on Edelgard and her atheist regime.
              Black person, the "religious angle" of Edelgard's reconquista is that the Central Church is LITERALLY built on lies and spreading falsehoods as dogma. Crests are not a divine blessing from the Goddess, Nemesis and the 10 Elites were not heroes blessed by Sothis, and the Archbishop is actually a fricking Dragon who named the church after herself and has been masquerading as successive leaders for a thousand years.

              You can't call Edelgard the atheist when Rhea literally made a church she doesn't believe in or care about to cover up the truth of history lmao. Archbishop """"Rhea"""" of the Church of Seiros is the one committing idolatry.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yet she's going to uphold the church despite all of that to control the masses, yet it's okay when she does it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Edelgard keeps the Southern church around because she doesn't have a problem with people worshipping Sothis. The Central Church manipulating history and outright lying to control people while maintaining a crest-based social hierarchy by preaching they're """"""divine blessings"""" and not bioweapons ripped from dragon corpses is what she has a problem with.

                The fact Rhea is such a schizoid she venerates the people who murdered her own mother is the problem.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Is that CF only anon?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, in both CF and Scarlet Blaze she keeps the Southern Church intact. Scarlet Blaze has a pretty significant subplot regarding Bernie's father being made head of the Southern Church in fact, and her primary reason for staying with the army is that it means she can avoid going back and seeing him lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Which reminds me, the Southern Church is never properly rebuilt in 3Hs because for some reason that's exactly the one thing Thales had an issue with Edelgard's plans.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The worst thing is that Bernie's father it seems that is a super competent Bishop. Why in the Empire your skills are directly related of how much evil you are?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Same thing with real life in many cases. Evil people are more motivated, so they win.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >by preaching they're """"""divine blessings""""

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >She gifted certain chosen individuals with sacred blood
                is this meant to be a disagreement? How is being "gifted" with "sacred blood" not a divine blessing?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Rhea only did a eugenesic and called it Divine Blessing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Read the bottom part, specifically the part where the Church says that the reason the Goddess is no longer with them is because she was so heartbroken over how humanity used and abused their crests that she just fricking up and left.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >crest-based social hierarchy
                Constance, Mercedes, Balthus

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Exceptional students at the most prestigious officer's academy in the world are not relevant when talking about broader social hierarchy. Do you think the Kingdom isn't starving to death in a food shortage just because there's plenty to eat at Garreg Mach? Do you think poor people and orphans don't exist because Dorothea managed to become a student?

                Dimitri himself recognizes the crest-based hierarchy as a problem and wants to reform it, he's just not willing to go to war with the Central Church over it because the Kingdom is too weak to exist without their support

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I like Dimitri the most of the three but due my personal beliefs I can't stand Reformist

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Dimitri himself recognizes the crest-based hierarchy as a problem and wants to reform it, he's just not willing to go to war with the Central Church over it because the Kingdom is too weak to exist without their support
                Or maybe, get this, fighting the church isnt going to do shit to help the poor and starving. You just create more poor and starving people by fighting a war that you could just not. There's no reason for the Kingdom to fight the Central Church because the Central Church will let them fix their issues on their own and even help when asked. Unless the Church starts the fight there is literally no reason to bother with them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The problem is that Rhea is not changing the Church due her incompetence. the Church existed for 1200 years and Rhea was always the Bishop and never tried to fix Fodlan issues because she is either dumb or useless. Rhea literally had a milenium to fix Fodlan social issues but she ignored the problem until finally a Claude and a Edelgard where born

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Now this is a Nick delusion if ever I've seen one LMAO

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Rhea literally had 1200 years for fix the problems that triggered Claude and Edelgard and the same Dimitri recognize that exist and should be reformed, called it incompetence, apathy or wherever you want.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It seems like you take offense at the fact that she let humanity have their own autonomy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >she let humanity have their own autonomy
                except for actively suppressing technological development because mommy says you're not responsible enough to have those yet, sorry anatomical research and astronomy weakens the goddess' mysteries :^) now go starve to death in Faerghus during your famine because mommy says fertilizer is satanic. Literally as dumb as Sri Lanka's current government lmao
                >inb4 SHE NEVER DID THAT

                >Kusakihara: From the human perspective/side, Nemesis and the Ten Elites were heroes. As a result, ruling above humans, she would be unable to completely fabricate points that would deny every aspect of their history, eh. As a result, she left them as heroes while changing other parts in order to suit her own needs. That said, Seiros and co. meddled with history not in order to rule over humans, but to quell the flames of war and chaos as much as possible, and to also keep a steady balance about humanity. As the library underground points out, the speed of civilization advancement was way too fast and so they wanted to suppress that, eh. There are also reasons for that but… that will remain a secret, haha.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nick... what? fertilizer? is that your newest delusion?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You can't simultaneously claim Rhea left humanity "to their own autonomy" but then also say her suppressing technological development was a good thing and the Church artificially maintaining peace between the three nations was for the best. Rhea absolutely has an interventionist approach towards humanity that strongly differs from the other still-living children of Sothis.

                You can even make the argument that her machinations are "for their own good", but then you can't act surprised when people learn the truth and react with violence.
                >The NSA isn't spying on you!
                >The NSA is spying on you, but it's for your own good
                >The NSA is spying on you and actually Congress should empower them to collect even more information to better protect you!
                except it's even worse because Seiros isn't even part of a government body, she's an international religious figure operating out of the fantasy Vatican

                >not in order to rule over humans

                > As a result, ruling above humans, she would be unable to completely fabricate points that would deny every aspect of their history, eh.
                >RULING ABOVE HUMANS

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Shouldn't you be posting memes on reddit, Nick?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                who is this tripgay you people are obsessed with and why should I care?
                videogames

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It’s a samegay arguing with himself. Just ignore it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You can't simultaneously claim Rhea left humanity "to their own autonomy" but then also say her suppressing technological development was a good thing and the Church artificially maintaining peace between the three nations was for the best
                I'm saying it's a half-assed retcon that doesn't even come up outside of that book.
                >but then you can't act surprised when people learn the truth and react with violence.
                No one brings up the technology stuff, it's like the one clear bad thing the church has done (and even if it's bad it's understandable, since Rhea witnessed the technological uplifting of humanity followed by them destroying the world with nukes and then committing genocide on her kind) and no one brings it up, instead you have Edelgard and Claude going after Church for completely bullshit reasons that are pretty easily disproved, like how if Edelgard simply read the book of seiros she would realize that the Church is critical of those who have crests and doesn't endorse them as some divine right to rule (also they never got in the way of her reforms), or Claude with his dumb "the Church forbids contact with other nations" reason, when he literally just has to look around and see that Fodlan pretty frequently has contact with other nations, like Duscur or Brigid and the Church has never gotten in their way.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >when he literally just has to look around and see that Fodlan pretty frequently has contact with other nations, like Duscur or Brigid and the Church has never gotten in their way.
                The OFFICER'S ACADEMY OF GARREG MACH has contact with other nations, but that's like saying Fodlan has no poverty or hunger because everyone at Garreg Mach has enough to eat and great accommodations with a fricking bathhouse.

                Dimitri is surprised when he learned that the people of Srist aren't monsters who sprout from the snow. The Empire has contact with Brigid and Dagda, but the Empire is also the country who has already dismantled the Central Church's influence within their borders and replaced it with a Southern Church that is independent.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You forgot that Lambert was literally in contact with Duscur and the Church never did anything about that, and Petra literally has a line where says that the only friends Brigid had in Fodlan was the empire and the church.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Notice how that literally wasn't a thing in the original game and is something they came up with after the fact, which is why those supposed banned technologies seem to exist (like the printing press was supposedly banned yet mass market books exist) and the other nations aren't more advanced than Fodlan. As of the present fodlan at least it doesn't seem like any of that is enforced and it's not like it could be anyway since the church is a nonfactor for the empire.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >not in order to rule over humans

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Rhea doesn't need to do anything, the regions have rulers who can and do change things as they see fit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The problem is went the source of those problems are the hierarchy enforced by the Church believes that the crest are a Divine right to rule over others. You can't fix the social issues without reforming the Church teachings about crest

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The problems aren't from the scripture though, it's from people misinterpreting it to suit their own goals. Rhea's only issue was not curbing the Western Church sooner but she wanted to let humans do what they wanted to. The issues with crests stem from people not reading the book and abusing their power which is the one thing the goddesd said not to do. It's purely human's fault for being greedy buttholes to each other.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The thing is that the only way of fix that is reforming the core of the Church teachings, all the war could be avoid if Rhea abdicates in favor of Seteth

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The war could be avoided if people just didn't fricking start the war.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >hierarchy enforced by the Church believes that the crest are a Divine right to rule over others.
                Name one character who uses religion to claim crest bearers are superior.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Mercedes foster dad adopted her for her crest to forced her into a arranged marriage into a Noble family
                >Hannesmann sister was forced to be a breeding slave to gave birth a crest bearer child
                >Jeritza forced to kill his dad to save mercedes from being a breedslave
                >Sylvain Brother losing his position has inheritor only because he was born crestless

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                People being shits with their crests, it's what the Church says not to do.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The problem is that the whole hierarchy system based in crest exist due Church saying that are a divine right to rule. Rhea is shitty a Theologian

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But the Church has done nothing to curb it. Like, why not at least retrieve the relic weapons that give all the Crest houses their authority?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The church did but those houses asked for them back and the church obliged because they needed them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Except they didn't really. The current chaos is from a cascading effect from the relics being out in the wild.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They literally did, Gautier only received their relic after Laetitia requested it from the church so they could repel Sreng's initial attack and it would follow that the other houses did so for Sreng and Almyra respectively.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Except Sreng and Almyra only invade because all the warring weakened the region, wars the features relics and crests.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What war was finishing years after the kingdom stabilized itself and Sreng first attacked?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Rebellions built upon rebellions built upon rebellions.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That system only exists because Seiros told people they were a sacred gift from the goddess and not dangerous bioweapons that can influence your personality and shorten your lifespan.
                >INB4 SOCIETY WOULD BE RULED BY CRESTS EVEN WITHOUT HER LIES
                Magic exists in 3 Houses and yet the entire world isn't ruled only by powerful mages as nobility. There's many nobles with absolutely no martial or magical skill whatsoever, but they have crests and so are given high ranking positions in society, even if they're corrupt and useless (Linhardt's father has never held a sword and having a crest is irrelevant to his duties, Ferdinand's father is a corrupt waste of oxygen, the Western Nobles of the Kingdom are corrupt and worthless, many Alliance Nobles are the same)

                The MIGHT MAKES RIGHT UBERMENSCH RISE TO THE TOP argument only makes sense if you ignore the actual game where there's tons of people in positions of power with zero combat ability. Yes, the boar moron strength of the Faerghus royal family would probably mean they are always better off than crestless peasants, but it's also likely that they would be generals and warriors and not the fricking royal family because being able to break swords with your bare hands at the age of six doesn't mean you're a competent head of state. The chink "Heavenly Mandate" rhea gave crests is why pieces of shit like Duke Aegir are able to have a position of power.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                none of those were done on religious grounds so you failed

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                all this is caused because the whole hierarchy system is based on church statement of crests being a divine bless to rule

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                but crests aren't to be abused

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You can't tell to people that they have a Divine Blessing to rule over others create a hierarchy system based around this and expect no abuse it's like give guns to children only say "be careful with them" and when they accidently shot the gun say "I told them to be careful is not my fault"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You can't tell to people that they have a Divine Blessing to rule
                It doesn't, see

                >by preaching they're """"""divine blessings""""

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It wasn't a "divine blessing to rule" it only says a "gift from the goddess". Stop conflating it with the divine right and acting like Rhea should treat humans as if they're babies.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You can't call Edelgard the atheist
                Except we can when she literally does not have faith in the goddess.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sothis is a fricking space alien in a science-fantasy setting with laser mechs and dragons.
                for the record Dimitri is also an atheist who doesn't believe in the goddess and thinks even if she was real it'd be pointless since humans wouldn't be able to do anything about her

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            > Rhea conquered it with Wilhelm under his flag, Edelgard is simply doing the same thing
            This one statement infuriates the churchgays. They refuse to admit Rhea was a warmongering authoritarian who took over the world with force, edited history so nobody knows the truth except her, and has banned anything that might makes humans too 'dangerous" by her designs. Edelgard wishes she could be half as effective as the dragon pope at being an evil b***h. and no, Claude did nothing wrong.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >They refuse to admit Rhea was a warmongering authoritarian who took over the world with force
              You mean she fought against genociding scum, no one denies that and no one thinks she's wrong to do that either

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >she fought against genociding scum
                Nemesis companions where human's, tho

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You mean she fought against genociding scum, no one denies that and no one thinks she's wrong to do that either
                reminder that Adrestia is the one who invaded Nemesis' lands first, and that she then went on to conquer or kill every single other noble House in fodlan while uniting the entire continent under her banner
                lol
                the opening cinematic of both games is Rhea hulking out and killing a bunch of people and they act like she's a pacifist.
                my headcanon is that the crest of seiros' personality affect (we know canonically that crests influence their bearers) makes you desire conquest and that's why edelgard is retracing Seiros' steps with the same crest to unite fodlan under the same flag.

                Plus when Rhea talks about killing heretics she's just a liiiiittle too excited for it to be just about duty.

                You forgot that Lambert was literally in contact with Duscur and the Church never did anything about that, and Petra literally has a line where says that the only friends Brigid had in Fodlan was the empire and the church.

                >the only friends Brigid had in Fodlan was the empire and the church.
                Is this referring to the Central Church or the Empire's Southern Church? because they're functionally two different organizations despite the same name. Like the billion denominations of christianity

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >reminder that Adrestia is the one who invaded Nemesis' lands first,
                Wrong, Nemesis killed Sothis, genocided the rest of the dragons, gave their blood and bones to the elites, and then Adrestia invaded them.
                >Is this referring to the Central Church or the Empire's Southern Church?
                The central church

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >and then Adrestia invaded them.
                Nemesis doesn't even die in Wilheim I rule he dies in Lycaon I rule 100 years after

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Wrong, Nemesis killed Sothis, genocided the rest of the dragons, gave their blood and bones to the elites, and then Adrestia invaded them.
                You're agreeing with me lol. Adrestia is a human nation run by humans, Nemesis did not kill any humans, he killed Sothis and then dragons. Then, a hundred years later, Rhea used her frickbuddy Wilhelm to invade Nemesis' lands, start and win a war, and then go on to conquer the entire continent.

                Nemesis was beloved by the humans she and Wilhelm were now going to rule over as the Empire, so she couldn't alter history to paint him as a full on villain, which is why he's still known as the King of Liberation and the 10 Elites are noble families instead of going down in history as a Satan analogue for killing God.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Nemesis did not kill any humans, he killed Sothis and then dragons.
                Horseshit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Adrestia didn't exist when Nemesis did all of that. Adrestia was formed years later by Wilheim and Seiros, and built up a large enough army to kill Nemesis' (EXPUNGED) kingdom nearly a century later. One of the founders of Adrestia had a personal grudge against Nemesis and used the new country to wage war against him.
                Do we have any evidence he was running an evil warmonger society? All we know is he killed Sothis and the Nabateans and then just kind of existed for 100 years before Seiros showed up to kill him. I don't recall any word of him being a nutjob who was terrorizing the world or anything.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Do we have any evidence he was running an evil warmonger society?
                no, and in fact all evidence points to it being literally monster hunter (which is somewhat replicated even in 3 Houses, where you are encouraged to destroy all of a crest beast's armor to collect additional materials when killing them to make better weapons)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >genocide is okay actually

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's not genocide if the death are lizards

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This man is your FRIEND
                he fights for your LIBERATION

                It's not "genocide" when they're literally a different fricking species you room temperature IQ homosexual. Yes, killing dragons and making badass dragon weapons and armor out of their fricking bones is cool and based and is a goddamn Fantasy staple. Maybe if I was a Dragon I'd b***h about it, but I'd also b***h about fried chicken if I was a fricking chicken

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nemesis looks like a fricking chad, probably Rhea is pissed because Nemesis refused to frick her

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Rhea calls him an upjumped bandit
                >the mole people who stand to gain the most from glorifying him call him an upjumped bandit
                >when he wakes up he starts murdering and pillaging like an upjumped bandit
                I like Grug Prime but don't pretend he's something he isn't. Him being the alpha and omega of all tutorial bandits is far better than your fanfiction.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                a Monster Hunter character who kills dragons to make better weapons and armor to go kill bigger and cooler dragons for bigger and cooler armor is an "upjumped bandit" but that doesn't mean he's not based

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That I can agree with. It's bullshit he's not in Hopes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                who a fricking Bandit gathered a army strong enough to fight Rhea the remaining dragons and the fricking Empire

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because he had the slithers on his side

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Having the Slithers is your is proved being a handicap because they are utterly moronic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                When Thales is in charge? Yeah. But Epimenides was alive back then

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A lot later if believe the theory Pan was the slither leader before Thales

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Arval is not better than Talos because his whole plan depend in literally Shez

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >person whose dragon mother he killed and made a sword out of belittles his accomplishments
                >molemen who don't even consider modern humans to be fricking people condescending towards him
                that's not a very good argument anon. we know he ran a kingdom for an entire century that was apparently stable enough Rhea had to give her blood to humans and raise her own army, and then fight a major war against him and his armies before conquering them. The opening cinematic of 3 Houses is Rhea's army fighting against Nemesis's and it's far from a one-sided stomp. An "upjumped bandit" running a successful kingdom for over a century is a bit much

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If you follow the lore, he's also the cause of crest worship, and his monster hunting is the reason why crest worship even became a thing to begin with. In other words, his actions had the most negative consequences that are felt even 1000 years into the future.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We don't know how his Kingdom was ran though because it was expunged. We just know he had a bunch of legendary warriors under him that came to his defense when needed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                One of said Warriors admits in their diary that Nemesis lied to them. Even Maurice is upset at the thought of him.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >genocide is okay actually
                If killing dragons is wrong I don't want to be right

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Actually, when he revives in VW, his character profile states that his so called liberation was just a pretense. And Maurice and the other 10 Elite member in their diary laments that he tricked the other 10 Elites. He's also the actual source of crest source of crest worship.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >He's also the actual source of crest source of crest worship.
                Wow you mean Rhea was really Nemesis in a scooby doo mask and he's the one who made the central church? I'd still frick him no homo

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Rhea only had to come up with an origin story for the crests because the North already worshiped said crests, because of Nemesis. And it's kinda hard to tell them "crests are bad m'kay" when from their point of view it literally gives them super powers and a longer lifespan. So from their point of view there were no downsides to it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Central Church didn't create crest worship it already existed, that's why Rhea specifically had to address it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nemisis killed her mum and family then fricked off to rule his kingdom for over 100 years. Seriously, it was over 100 years later they got into the fight where she killed him. Dude was so popular among humanity he was called the king of liberation and Rhea, to prevent a second war, had to admit he and his merry crew of dragon killers were heroes. That part drives me crazy and nobody talks about it - she literally says that he was beloved enough that she had to compromise her edit of history to still call them heroes. Does that sound like the mindless barbarian that they say he is that he could keep a kingdom running for a century and be that well loved?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Does that sound like the mindless barbarian that they say he is that he could keep a kingdom running for a century and be that well loved?
                HUMANITY was doing just fricking fine under him, after all they got to go full MonHun and kill dragons to get cool weapons to use to go kill stronger dragons for even cooler weapons. If you are a human, or considering things from the perspective of humanity, then Nemesis was a hero who greatly improved your quality of life.
                For some reason posters here exclusively think in terms of the fricking dragons because I guess they don't like Capcom or Monster Hunter.
                >As a result, what would happen to humans who gained power… they would want even more power, and find a dragon much stronger to beat in order to collect materials forcefully, in order to make even more powerful weapons… and so that was the cycle that was born. And that was the birth of Fodlan’s Ten Elites. And then, Seiros raised and army and forcefully suppressed Nemesis and the Ten Elites by beating them, and then afterwards, as the victor, Seiros changed history, which led to the current history of the Seiros Church. In other words, “history is at the end of the day the victor’s privilege and nothing else”, is what we fit in.
                Seriously, "History is at the end of the day the victor's privilege and nothing else" is the explicit message of Rhea's victory over Nemesis and people here pretend she's got no faults because they want dragon pussy. Although even if you go the dragon pussy route you still gotta beat the shit out of her because she transforms people into monsters and goes nuts.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Rhea was forced to call Nemesis King of Liberation because he was actually a loved King for at least 100 years she deeply hates that Nemesis and the Ten Elites where so loved that she can't fully rewrite the full story and she was forced to do a Anakin fanfiction with Nemesis

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >because he was actually a loved King for at least 100 years
                His description when you fight him literally says he fought under the pretense of liberation, in other words, he was faking it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He was faking the part of Liberation to rally the troops but his followers really loved Nemesis that's why Rhea went with a Fallen Hero Story instead of a Evil King Story

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Lysithea didn't become a hag after the time skip.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      20 year olds are hags now?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >now

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm starting to grow weary of Hopes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why, anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not sure: i was having fun yesterday, but today i'm not really enjoying it as much

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          did something specific happen in the game? what about it dont you like.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, I love hopes: its just that i've played it a lot, and i feel like doing something else

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How does this compare to Hyrule Warriors?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Objectively better. Gameplay wise, it's the best musou, by far.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >gameplay
      Better.
      >content
      So, so much worse. How hard would it have been to just do another adventure mode?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think any musou game outside of Orochi has anywhere near the content of HW

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't every map after the first one an update? Considering this game has three routes it'd be hard to make an adventure map on top of it even if I like the idea of playing a map as Ashe because I would otherwise never do so

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hilda... W-What are you doing here...?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Hilda: Marianne killed herself and Claude ran off so this is my new boyfriend, Felix!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Annette: Don't listen to that loose cow, Felix. I need your cummy cummies in my tummy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's pretty funny how two characters who never interact with each other still get fanart just because a random IS intern forgot which room was Hilda's in one route.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Actually Hilda and Felix interact plenty in Fire Emblem: Heroes. Felix has talked more with Hilda in Heroes than he's talked to anyone in his own House

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hubert wants to kill Shez after what happens with recruiting Byleth
    >he also really wants to frick Shez in the letter
    Why is he like this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wants to kill Shez after what happens with recruiting Byleth
      The Ashen Demon near Edelgard = potential sexual violence.
      >>he also really wants to frick Shez in the letter
      Shez's stupidity is endearing

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Kronya, Thales, Solon, Cornelia, Nader and fricking Rufus have unique voiced lines as playable dudes in 3hopes
    >Judith, Randolph and not even Cyril were given these

    What the hell Koei. I still want Judith to be playable via DLC

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >SB gets Monica, Manuela and a couple BE students as exclusives
      >AG gets Rodrigue, Seteth, Flayn, Catherine, most BL students
      >GW has no exclusives aside from the bare minimum of lord character, retainer, and newly playable route exclusive (Holst)
      BUY THE DLC

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would a route where shez just fricks off from any of the 3 main routes be possible? Like is there a point in all routes aside from the very beginning where shez could reasonably go screw this I'm out of here?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shez joins the knights to be buddies with Alois only for when the school closes down they join with Jeralt and Byleth right away

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but go with me on this.
      Instead of Shez taking the offer to become a student, he asks if he can become a gatekeeper.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Nick is trying to repaint Edelgard's takeover as as the Reconquista
    Nick you have no idea what the frick you are talking about

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally all the good endings are the Empire/Kingdom raping the weakest faction with the help of the Alliance wtf?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      KHALID ALWAYS WINS, BABY
      reminder that dimitri and edelgard both die in the 3/4 routes where you don't choose them, but based Claude always comes out on top

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's the one lord who can die in Hopes

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Nick doesn't know Heroes confirmed Sothis as a legitimate goddess

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Golden wildfire goes to horrendously shit so fast that I don't even want to finish the rest of the game.
    Convince me to play another second of this shitshow route

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would I convince you to play garbage

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    me and my bestie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lysithea is so cute

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shez is smart.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shez is unironically the most mature protagonist the series has had in the last like five games.
      >Professional Sellsword who takes their job seriously and commits to contracts because reputation is your lifeblood as a mercenary
      >recognizes their shortcomings and doesn't put on airs about their lack of experience in high society or politics, they're hired to do a job and do it well and are happy with that
      >doesn't throw a temper tantrum when defeated or whine about how unfair it is, just survives and tries to get stronger so it doesn't happen again
      >self-sufficient and enjoys cooking for himself and others, sees the army camp's conditions as a significant improvement over hoofing it as a merc
      "haha shez dumb" is a common meme but that's only because shez is completely willing to admit there's plenty of things they never got an education on as a commoner growing up in a mountain village before becoming a professional soldier, and even when interacting with lords and heads of state they're still willing to draw upon that experience

      It's pretty refreshing to see a protagonist who's not agonizing over some grand philosophical debate or teenage angst and is instead just happy they don't need to sleep in the rain and get stiffed out of payment by shitty employers anymore

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        haha shez dumb became a meme because arval unironically does most of the thinking

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shez got punked by Caude and had to spend two years being a janny and still crawled back to him. Shez is dumb.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I've only played SB and AG so far, does Sultan Khalid unironically not make Shez a high ranking general like the other two routes? if so lmao what the frick Claude

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He does but only at the last possible second

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Before the timeskip Claude tells Shez to go to the Alliance, and that he'll hire him.
            After that he ghosts him for two entire years, and just when Shez's about to finally leave he contacts him to make him a general.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    within a split second, Nick's headcanon changed from "she's too tyrannical" to "she didn't do enough."

    i remind you, he is what a brainwashed person looks and acts like.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rhea's only mistakes were
      >not killing the Elites' families
      >not killing Almyra
      Otherwise, she did nothing wrong.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >not killing the Elites' families
        The kingdom ended up being her biggest allies

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but the Kingdom were her allies IN FIGHTING THE OTHER CREST BEARERS.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The empire didn't descend from the elites

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              the Empire descended from Rhea and her draconic wienersleeve Wilhelm, who she willingly gave blood to

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They abandoned her to die lol only Mercedes showed up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Rhea's only mistake was giving humanity a chance.
        Kill them all.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Calm down, Zephiel

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Shut up Zephiel you jobbed against fricking Roy

            Yeah, frick you.
            Zephiel was right. In his own game you see Eliwood betray Hector so he can take over Lycia.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Every Church stan is like this. Preaching how the church is tolerant and peaceful and noble, then they swear the church should kill everyone for daring to not bend the knee and do as they are told.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up Zephiel you jobbed against fricking Roy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I pray for his Greco-Turco rapebaby ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a cute ass Rhea, post more.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best couple...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like that Hopes brought back the cut supports that Hilda had with Dorothea and Marianne had with Bernadetta.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cute lesbians

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >cure lesbians to break and turn into devote wives and mothers

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Manleth was pretty cute in this game

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He’s a cute, silly otome husband in the streets, fat ugly bastard in the sheets.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lesbians can be mothers and wives to their fellow loved ones.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            my credit card she's holding

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's Marianne's credit card actually.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It’s a cope, Hilda and Marianne would hire someone to breed them a family. Presumably they’d hold the other’s hand while the impregnating happens.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Science babies actually exists in the Fire Emblem world. I can see Hilda and Marianne get pregnant without having sex.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Byleth and Shez are some of the handful of successful science babies in 3H who didn’t die terrible deaths and Byleth no was literally dead until they replaced their heart. Nah, it’s far easier for lesbians to get creampied and become mothers the good old fashioned way.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The old fashioned way is turkey basting putting a female dildo or strap on filled male semen into that dyke's pussy.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally as dumb as Sri Lanka's current government lmao
    EWWWWWWWW Is Nick a SEAmonkey?

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to bully Hubert.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick happened to my image

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just finished AG, but didn't recruit Byleth, so I didn't see the extra chapters. What do I do know? I'm not interested in the other routes, so do I just do AG again, or do I get something for beating all routes?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      By beating two routes you get a secret character in your third, as long as you're doing NG+.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do another route but with Byleth. AG IMO is the best route to not get Byleth overall

        Alright, I'll do GW next, thanks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do another route but with Byleth. AG IMO is the best route to not get Byleth overall

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Despite being overprotective Holst has complete faith in Hilda's combat abilities and doesn't underestimate her at all
    Hilda and Holst are fun, I love their dynamic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i wish they left hilda's chant in the game

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Frog is spitting the truth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Poor Frog

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are edelgays so stupid they can't understand crests are literally superpowers? Even if Rhea never said anything people would still be obsessed with them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      magic is also superpowers, why isn't every noble family ruled by the strongest mages? that seems to be how Slither society functions

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a bloodline thing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For the fact that magic is not something that can only be used by an extremely select number of people of a certain lineage, not to mention that the crests give completely unique abilities and also allow you to use the relics of heroes, which are so powerful that a single soldier with one of them is able to kill hundreds or even thousands of soldiers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the problem is that giving this superpowers the name of Blessings of the goddess you are indirectly giving it a philosophical and theological power too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The book of seiros makes it pretty clear that just because the church says the originate from the goddess, that it doesn't mean the goddess automatically approves of however they're used

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't matters because is the human nature ignoring the parts that are not convenient from religions that's why Edelgard and Claude goes all the way to say that Crest are not blessings

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >THESE POWERS ARE BLESSINGS OF THE GODDESS HERSELF, YOU ARE SUPERIOR BEINGS FOR HAVING THEM!
          >But also she doesn't like when are mean with them so play nice 🙁
          And then humanity elevated those with divine blood as being better than ordinary people, despite the power difference crests give you being a purely military boon. That other autist is right, if it were purely a power thing then wizards would rule the world instead since magic is a learned skill and far stronger than any individual crest. The church taught people that those with crests are superior.

          Like everything Rhea does, it was well intentioned and she fricked it up.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yuri wouldn't be in matcha. He loves sweets. I'd put him in strawberry.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What FE game should I play next if I've only played Awakening and 3H?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously Fates Conquest.Turn off your brain, ignore the stupid plot, and enjoy a game where Rout isn't the objective 99% of the time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Echoes for kino
      Fates for waifu bait

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fates Conquest
      Mash start to skip every single story cutscene

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I AM THE FRICKING STRONG

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD, GET ON THE FLOOR NOW

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Good thing I was sick today. RIP to all my students however.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blue or green, which hair did you guys like?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, HE'S SO HANDSOMEEE!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We know, Shez

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like the original, and I'm surprised you can't use it on Byleth since the skin is clearly in the game for the first few encounters with him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Blue with merc outfit, Green with Pope outfit.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Die allied schweinehund!

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >.. and these people say these things about me every day, without fail?
    >Yes, Your Majesty.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >…why do they want to smell my feet?
      >I don't know, Hubert.

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sylvain calls Claude a murderer that goes around ruining lives
    >"Hey dude chill out, we're risking our lives killing your people."
    Wow, what the frick is this shit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Classic argument aimed at Faerghus, gets them every time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fearghus rats deserved when Almyra attacked they didn't help with troops or resources to build the Fortress in Fodlan throat

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know why the characters are so psychopathic when it comes to acknowledging that they're the invaders, like they always try to shift the blame onto the invaded

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny, because even Fates as bad as it was, didn't shy away from admitting that Nohr was invading Hoshido.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's because Hoshido was Japan, if it were Korea or something Nohr would be portrayed as unironic heroes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They accept people surrendering yet people either don't do it or swap sides enough that either Dimitri or Hubert would kill them for being extremely unloyal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just wanna murder everyone involved with the church and flood fodlan with barbarians

      you need to stop being so problematic and just let us in

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The funny thing is, VW makes an effort to just have people call him out, in their supports with him and how he ended up fixing his behavior because of it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The funny thing is, no it doesn't.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Except it literally does. He fishes around for information, or makes assumptions and various characters catch onto it and call him out on it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah okay like what
              Who calls him out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm on chapter 12 of this clown fiesta, just need to push through and then I can finally play AG since I'm done with SB too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        AG is still a clown show.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          AG is fine, people (and by people I mean Edelgard fans) just don't like how Edelgard is portrayed, Dimitri and the lions and all that are fine though

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Dimitri is the worst part of AG because he’s restrained to the point of being very boring.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            AG's overall story is terrible, its just carried by BL interactions. Like the internal politics and shit are fine but the further along you go the less sense it makes.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think many edelgard fans actually give a shit considering she has always died in every route besides the one you choose her. I've seen way, way, way more churchgay seething since Hopes came out because they did Rhea and Sothis dirty by making them barely playable and there's not an actual church route, plus Claude actually acts on his "Do you hope she's dead?" contemplations from Houses this time around and they act surprised.

            I like AG because I like all the lions house members although I'm not a fan of Dimitri's new hairstyle

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Claude actually acts on his "Do you hope she's dead?" contemplations from Houses this time around
              Character regression is not a good thing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How is it "regression" when it literally happens only 2 years into the war instead of 5 years later you dumbfrick
                thank you for being the exact kind of asshurt churchgay I was talking about in that post though, you can stand on a podium as a living specimen for others to examine

                I find it surprising these threads are still chugging along, Hopes killed a lot of meme topics that kept these threads alive for years.

                it added even more argument fodder and added more questions in exchange. Given Houses sold 3.4 million copies (more than even Fates did) I wouldn't be surprised if they milk Fodlan even more since we still know very little about the world outside Fodlan and its immediate neighbors

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Claude didn't try to kill Rhea 2 years into the war in Three Houses

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Fodlan is over, we're getting Toothpaste's game written by Maeda with kino
                >Echoes-tier gameplay
                >Fates-tier story
                >Awakening-tier characters
                >lowest quality art in the series to date
                Get hyped, it's gonna be kino.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >we still know very little about the world outside Fodlan and its immediate neighbors
                All we do know for sure is that they’re gayer than Fodlan.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Except based Almyra, High Sultan Khalid be praised inshallah the scourge of sodomy be wiped out by his divine hand

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Churchgays barely existed before 3 Hopes. Ironically I've seen more people, read Edeltards actually defend the church in 3 Hopes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Churchgays barely existed before 3 Hopes
                Black person what fricking planet do you live on?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Outside of Ganker, churchgays are the smallest group by far. Ironically though, 3 Hopes has made people actually defend the church

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Outside of Ganker, churchgays are the smallest group by far.
                I have seen way too much Rhea porn for this to be remotely believable. I would wager money that Deer has always been the smallest group because Claude isn't the Red Empire or Blue Kingdom and doesn't have fujo bait or dimitri's meltdown as memorable characteristics and also doesn't have "You get to BE the red empire!" as a draw like Eagles.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Rheagays are their own thing. A lot of them don't even play Fire Emblem.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Rheagays are their own thing, quite a few of them simply just like Rhea, but don't really give a shit about the church.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Remember: Almyrans think war is fun and that you should start your soldier careers young.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Almyrans think war is fun
        WAR IS FUN

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Remember: Almyrans think war is fun and that you should start your soldier careers young.
        Claude really is the most based lord

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Look at Nader, Almyran warriors fight for the thrill and glory of combat. They are not pillaging like those from Sreng. War feeds the body and mind as Petra would say.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nick: ugly moron
    Shez: cute moron
    I know who I'd like to see more of in these threads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she cute indeed

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to do a threesome with Edelgard and Rhea in the Holy Tomb

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fearghus refusing to send aid when the Almyrians invaded the alliance and the being raped by Claude in GW is almost poetic

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The idea that AG is bad is literally an Edeltard psy-op, like if you look on reddit you'll notice that whenever someone is complaining about AG you can click on their profile and see that they post on /r/edelgard, without fail, and they want to push the idea that it's the common opinion, don't fall for it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What were you doing there?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Making this post

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this made me laugh unreasonably hard for some reason

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same with people defending Golden Wildfire, it's always people who hate the church and love Edelgard

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I defend golden wildfire because Claude is based and Nemesis did nothing wrong, the two games I'm playing on my switch being Monster Hunter:Sunbreak and 3 Hopes is pure coincidence I swear

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Except one of the big complaints about AG is that they barely use Hegemon after showing it off. It's that also a pro-Edelgard criticism? That that they want to see her as an abomination at all times?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I never said it was flawless, like I think the fact that you don't fight Hegemon Edelgard makes it seem like they ran out of money, I think Rhea should have been playable on AG instead of just a bonus character. That doesn't mean I think it's bad though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I never said it was flawless, like I think the fact that you don't fight Hegemon Edelgard makes it seem like they ran out of money
          You can say that about every route, which is why I said AG is also a clown show just with good interactions. The big difference is that Claude's route is stuck as a clown show because a lot of the GD cast are "stuck" without their Byleth progression.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a Dimitrigay and I even I gotta admit that some real pathetic cope, anon. It's not a crime to not like AG.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's not a crime to not like AG.
        I didn't say that, but I think acting like it's the common opinion is a bit disingenuous, blue lions fans tended to like it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's 50/50 really, I've come across just as many AMgays who don't actually care for AG, as I have with those who really like. Though, the ones who claim to love it are really really loud, but and half of them are fujos who love it because it feeds their delusion. And outside of Ganker, I haven't seen many AMgays who really care for AG at all, but the ones who do tend to get very fanatical about it, to the point where they tend to echo Edeltards in their behavior.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AG only makes sense because we have to assume that Ferdinand and Hubert were killed off-screen

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I find it surprising these threads are still chugging along, Hopes killed a lot of meme topics that kept these threads alive for years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It made Claude relevant

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it just upgraded claude from marauding barbarian level of evil, to American humanities student level of evil.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It gave us turbo schizo Claude instead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hopes creates more questions, than it does answer them. Though unlike with 3 Houses I think that it's because people are still in the Honeymoon phase with 3 Hopes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hopes gave us a cute moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      INDEED

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I never played a FE game but I like musou, would this game be too impenetrable for me to follow the characters and story?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some routes will make more sense than others but basically all of them assume you have not only played 3 Houses, but that you are an autistic loregay who's done all 4 routes AND the DLC because characters will just show up and you're sort of just expected to know who they are or what they're talking about.

      I think Golden Wildfire is the best route to play first for somebody unfamiliar with Fodlan because all the shit with Almyra is brand new. Scarlet Blaze won't make much sense because "Why didn't Edelgard get Rhea's help to oust Thales and take the throne" was one of the main questions from her route in Houses and you won't get why this game having that happen is important and the slither shit will go over your head. Same with AG being nothing but Blue Lions fanservice and character interactions

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Golden wildfire makes no sense if you haven't played three houses, like how Rhea isn't set up at all and suddenly becomes the main villain, because it expects you to know stuff from Three Houses, same thing with SB. SB doesn't even go into Edelgard's past or anything. AG on the other hand does cover stuff like the tragedy of duscur and it does build up the slithers as villains rather than just expecting you to have played three houses, so I would say it's the only one which would even kind of work if you haven't played three houses, regardless if it's full of fanservce.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I guess you're right, I actually wonder what percentage of players are just /eagg/ types who love musous and bought the game because "it's a Koei Tecmo musou" rather than because they want extra 3 Houses shit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Probably more than what you'd expect them to be. I remember quite a few FEWgays were just musougays.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Probably more than what you'd expect them to be. I remember quite a few FEWgays were just musougays.

            I'm a musougay and never paid attention to FE because all I ever saw of it was endless waifushitting and I'm not interested in that. I am however interested in wanton slaughter and destruction.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I am however interested in wanton slaughter and destruction.
              you will get plenty of that in 3 Hopes, especially if you play as Shez who is downright ridiculous

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Even in AG, you won't understand why Duscar is so important unless you play 3 Houses. Even the significance of the way how the characters behave will be lost on you if you've never played 3 Houses.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly, the lack of slithers in general is pretty disappointing. Like, it doesn't need to be a golden route for them to weave the slithers throughout the story.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            In all honesty, I think that they wanted to avoid making the Slithers too prevalent simply because they didn't want to address the elephant in the room.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the Golden Route is going to be about the gang joining forces to find Patricia

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >gang joins forces to search the length of the land for patricia
              >after a long and fruitless journey, shez suggests they stop back home and visits his mother
              >walks in and gives a hug to patricia in front of the stupefied house leaders
              lmao it's so fricking dumb and anime they might actually do it

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Suave bastard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dimitri armor is ridiculous

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, Lorenz dominates the stylish armor department.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lorenz personality allows him to use a ridiculous armor without being ridiculous, Dimitri doesn't

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lorenz's armor isn't ridiculous, it's sexy.
            I think the other anon didn't realize that you were insulting Dimitri's ugly armor.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not that anon, but Lorenz's armor is ridiculous, but it's Lorenz so he owns the look and pulls it off with confidence.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well between Kurahana and Kusakihara the armor was bound to look like shit.

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you've missed the opportunity to deepen this bond
    oh frick you

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love three houses and three hopes, and I hope we get more Fire Emblem in the near future.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Despite the plot being a mess, I'm enjoying Hopes too. I just really like the Fodlan cast as a whole.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It helps that even if you hate the writing, you can abuse the support abilities to make some fun builds.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not a big musou fan but I really like Hopes, they went to a lot of effort to make the game feel like a fire emblem game and add in RPG mechanics of 3 Houses (weapon durability, class changes, stat growths, weapon triangle, battalions, adjutants, supports, monastery-esque downtime actions, expeditions/teaparties, breaking demon beast armor for extra loot) and I would often stop and be surprised at how much time and autism I was spending in setting up character builds and abilities as if it was a Fire Emblem game (like making sure everyone masters Archer because Armsthrift is super good)

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CHUBBY SHEZ!!

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Save money for the DLC about the Patricia whereabouts, like Zuko mom comics

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Slither dlc soon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What is this from anon?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The game, it's a modified save

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The game, it's a modified save

        You can download the save and see these lines here
        https://gbatemp.net/threads/any-interest-in-modding-hacking-few-three-hopes.614680/page-3#post-9876233

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Huh. Cool. Do you guys have a document with all the unique quotes? Not exactly in a mood to download the game just to modify some saves.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There's a list there

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just watched edeltard blame the cremsts for how our army kicked down baron dominic's door and killed him in cold blood

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That chapter had my blood boiling, they sounded like crazy people

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, you see, by committing the crime of defending themselves, they're basically asking for their own violent deaths, they deserve it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They should have considered the people!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Am I the only one who actually prefer 3 Houses Ferdinand?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, because in Houses Ferdinand has a chance to be a better person

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ha, SB was my first route and you're right. These buttholes are basically invading and slaughtering people for no real reason other than Edelgard's egomaniacal ideals. I didn't even consider Ferdie's line to be fricked up, my mind was just on finishing the route

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >image being this pussy
            Since when Ganker hates warmongering and carnage?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I love Ferdie.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why the frick are the SB and GW characters so gung-ho about invading the Kingdom, and yet the second that AG invades the Empire IN RETALIATION, every single Blue Lion constantly harps about feeling bad about doing this?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because the Blue Lion are weak-minded homosexuals that's why their country literally needs the church to not collapse into chaos

            [...]
            in Hopes the Kingdom is the one that declares war on the Empire, they send their forces to defend and take in Rhea which Rodrigue explicitly tells Dimitri is an act of war that will draw them into battle with the Empire and he says he's willing to do so.
            You can meme about it all you want but in Scarlet Blaze, Dimitri is explicitly endorsing getting into a fight proactively with the Empire and takes the initiative to attack Rhea's pursuers.

            No, I'm not saying coming to the aid of your allies isn't a good cassus belli and the HOLY Kingdom of Faerghus has obvious reasons to support the church and rhea, but "wow edelgard invaded us and is mad at us for fighting back" is explicitly NOT what happens in Scarlet Blaze and I'm tired of people constantly lying about what happens in these fricking games just to try and win internet arguments.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Considering 99% of the recruits are "beat them and ask them to join" it's actually that unironically

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, you see, by committing the crime of defending themselves, they're basically asking for their own violent deaths, they deserve it

        in Hopes the Kingdom is the one that declares war on the Empire, they send their forces to defend and take in Rhea which Rodrigue explicitly tells Dimitri is an act of war that will draw them into battle with the Empire and he says he's willing to do so.
        You can meme about it all you want but in Scarlet Blaze, Dimitri is explicitly endorsing getting into a fight proactively with the Empire and takes the initiative to attack Rhea's pursuers.

        No, I'm not saying coming to the aid of your allies isn't a good cassus belli and the HOLY Kingdom of Faerghus has obvious reasons to support the church and rhea, but "wow edelgard invaded us and is mad at us for fighting back" is explicitly NOT what happens in Scarlet Blaze and I'm tired of people constantly lying about what happens in these fricking games just to try and win internet arguments.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          see

          What did they mean by this?

          Edelgard was always gunning for the kingdom, Church or not. And the game is pretty clear that the empire is the ones who actually started it

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do Edelgard and Dimitri talk in Zahras if you're on a certain route? I'm doing GW and they didn't speak.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, on the other two routes, you don't hear the conversation that doesn't involve your lord on each route

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shez is Byleth's wife (verified)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How does he handle the smell?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He sucks it all up so hard to the point Shez loses all her sweat glands

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, but you posted the wrong Shez.

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >image not being a warmonger

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This and HW are making me consider getting a Switch

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What a monster, she needs to be put down

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So between Hopes and Houses we can see the BL are the only ones that aren't deranged warmongering psychopaths.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >kingdom is suffering under a food shortage and hilariously corrupt and evil nobles because you're the russian expy and russian history is nothing but misery and "and then it got worse"
      >decide it's a good idea to pick a fight with the rich and powerful and wealthy southern Spain expy who has been amassing forces for a decade planning for this war
      scarlet blaze dimitri is moronic, the Kingdom's famine won't be solved by going to war on behalf of Rhea and any resources the Central Church can provide could also be provided by Adrestia
      >but that would mean giving up sovereignty
      if the Kingdom is so weak and feeble it can't stand without the Central Church's help, as Dimitri readily admits, then it is already no longer sovereign and joining the Empire again (LIKE SEIROS HERSELF DID IN THE PAST WHEN SHE UNITED THE CONTINENT AGAINST NEMESIS) is preferable to war.

      but then we wouldn't have a game so meh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >just let yourself be invaded
        What is this cuck logic?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It worked for Reinhard in the FPA Invasion in LOGH

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >just let yourself be controlled by the dragon church who you're completely dependent upon not to starve to death
          is that really any better?
          the kingdom is already no longer sovereign. the choice is just between the Church and Adrestia (and reminder that it was only 400 years ago when they were part of the Empire, which is less than real-life Spanish reconquista lmao) AND that it was Rhea herself who conquered the kingdom's lands in the name of the Empire in the past.

          It's not like the kingdom doesn't conquer Adrestia and the Alliance if you play Dimitri's route. Fodlan ends up united under one flag no matter what happens, that's the entire fricking point of the game

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's a shizo and a burger.
          Being a cuck is a matter of course.

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is nobody dressed in armor in the middle of battle?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because their death is only preventable by plot armor, not physical armor so there's no point
      Better show that gorgeous face of yours so fans love you more, which gives you thicker plot armor in DLCs

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wtf edeltard, why do you need a "death" knight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would like a Death Knight too, sounds awesome

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I deluded myself into believing that the Empire is good but I'm a natural warmonger player so is only natural to me side with the Empire.

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >slithers have playable character voice lines in the files
    >church units like cyril and gilbert don't
    It's over churchbros... The dlc is going to be even more anti-church than the base game...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isn’t this from the datamine?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's from someone hacking the game to make those characters playable, and they have lines to account for that, as if they were once intended to be playable (or they intend to make them playable in the future)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I fully expect Arval's "beast who scorched the earth" line to be expanded upon and us to learn HOW Sothis and her children wiped out the agarthans. Given that we've seen Rhea facetank several nukes it's not really surprising if they used similar weapons themselves in wiping out the morons who tried attacking a goddess (or space alien dragon, but whatever it's the same shit and she's got cute feet)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Arval's feet are cuter. The purest, pristinest white feet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's time to accept that the church was always the bad guy. Even Dimitri would throw away the church if he wasn't so concerned about the chaos he imagines would erupt if commoner monkeys didn't have a church-approved king to rule them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's time to accept that the church was always the bad guy
        you mean the dragons were antagonistic in a fire emblem game? INCONCEIVABLE
        the instant rhea showed her true form and it was an ugly-looking western dragon with a skin flap in its mouth and not a beautiful weeaboo eastern-style divine dragon or kirin it was a done deal, ISIS are fricking allergic to subtlety

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >ISIS are allergic to subtlety
          GEE I WONDER WHICH IS MEANT TO BE THE GOOD DRAGON

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            nobody cares about how traumatized you are that mommy made you go to church once. nobody cares how many conversations you have with yourself.
            now take your fricking meds.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I think the people schizoposting about some theoretical discord troony that they're convinced is behind every post that disagrees with them are the ones who need to be medicated

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you sure seem defensive considering I didn't say any of that.
                you proved my point perfectly.
                take your fricking meds, or commit suicide. nobody would miss you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >nobody cares about how traumatized you are that mommy made you go to church once. nobody cares how many conversations you have with yourself.
                now take your fricking meds.

                Has nick seriously spend the entire thread crying that nobody believes his headcanons? And they only cropped up because his mom made him go to church. That's so pathetic

                >Has nick seriously spend the entire thread crying that nobody believes his headcanons? And they only cropped up because his mom made him go to church. That's so pathetic
                I don't know who Nick is and I don't care about whatever shitty troony drama you cooked up in your LGBQTA++ Fire Emblem Ally discord or whatever, but please stop bringing it to Ganker(TM) and assuming everyone else knows about your homosexual nerd drama.
                >CTRL+F "Nick" 14 responses
                please join the 41% already nobody fricking cares about your tripgay attention baiting or whatever the hell it is

                You will never, ever, be normal.

                the fact I don't care about whatever brand of troon drama you're shitting up the thread with already means I'm closer to normal than whatever the frick you're cutting yourself over

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You will never, ever, be normal.

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    man that sacred stones pixel art style is gonna look good until the end of time

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the Kingdom's super cool warrior guy? Empire has General Bergliez, Federation has Holst and Kingdom has...? Is their greatest warrior really just Dimitri?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would say Rodrigue but he always ends with sword in his rectus

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't seem particularly strong, and people sure don't talk about him being amazing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The shield of the king is not a UBERCHAD like Bergliez or Holst
          it's because the famine?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's because the Fraldariuses are all biological frickboys

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >It's because the Fraldariuses are all biological frickboys
              >Rodrigue ends being ass raped by Byleth Sword
              Frickboys? more like Frickedboys

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Kings who have the Crest of moron Strength don't need an Uberchad Shield. They just need a tard-wrangler.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Is their greatest warrior really just Dimitri?
      Yes.
      If the Kingdom had a "super cool warrior guy" that was a competent general and commander, the tragedy of duscur wouldn't have happened, or it wouldn't have needed a fricking teenager to personally put an end to it and scar himself for life

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If we go by Rodrigue's supports, it was Lambert. He was the one who conquered the southern portion of Sreng into the Kingdom, and back in their school days, Lambert's strategies were always just "lol, let's just charge right in".

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had dream anons, a dream of glory and conquest. A dream were the glory equal to gods and old heroes can be achieved. Were or heart would be fuel by the inextinguishable fire of ambition. Were the seas and skies can belong to us. Were even the stars can't escape our reach. The world belongs to the people brave enough to take it. You would be brave enough to take it with me my friend?

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has nick seriously spend the entire thread crying that nobody believes his headcanons? And they only cropped up because his mom made him go to church. That's so pathetic

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shez is for _____

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MShez is for Kronya.

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sexo

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