>forgive me, Zanzibart
>doesn’t even explain who Zanzibart is
They’ve become a parody of themselves at this point
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>forgive me, Zanzibart. >doesnt even explain who Zanzibart is
Comesoft explains nothing to nobody. It's what makes midwits think they're deep.
they literally did that from the first game moron
you read the zanzibart meme without ever playing any of the actual fromsoft games
So who is Nanaya and why does he ask for xer forgiveness
It happens twice just in the DLC, anon. It encompasses a gimmick from the Souls franchise by now and it's the absolute truth.
It's Nanaya business
good job
>explain
Only smooth-brained casuals don't get Elden Ring's story, and by making this thread you out yourself as such.
>smooth-brained casuals
Is this synonymous with people without autism? I sincerely enjoy when you schizos post your explanations of these games' plots and lore but I'll never be fricked to piece it together myself.
It's hilarious that Shazamgays have collectively decided to treat the twitter statements of a literal borderlands 3 writer as gospel
BL3 gives me PTSD, they NEVER shut the frick up, and nearly every line is a cringe joke that doesn't land. To make it worse, every character has Dreamworks-tier confidence. FRICK
Its a fact regardless of who he is or whatever you think of borderlands.
But i respect any game that actually has balls to tell its story for everyone to judge while fromslop miyazaki are cowards and make it vague and leave so many holes its impossible to tell that its bad. It is bad though.
Even a moron can be correct sometimes. Shocking I know.
>getting eternally dunked on by a literal reddit writer
must sting twice as bad
Why is this censored? Just show the damn head being ripped off.
Yea, it's pretty funny that the game is so dark and mature with rape, incest, and incest rape, but an emancipated guy ripping off his head is too much for gamer sensibilities. Or maybe they are just incredibly lazy and don't want to animate it.
>an emancipated guy
Do you mean emaciated?
No
>doesn’t even explain who Zanzibart is
What do you mean anon, the item you can find outside the boss room explains it.
I don't know, i don't play Elden Ring, im not a moron.
From Soft idea of storytelling:
make a character say some obscure moronic shit just before dying
Most of the dying phrases do make sense however
I have to think that between this and the final boss being Myrmidon the Forgiven, miyazaki was really taking the piss
miyazaki-sensei forgive me for I didn't boughted expansion to the empty open-world shit
>bonk man in suit of armor with massive, oversized club
>"URGHH... zanzibutt.... remember the time, Lois...?"
>[PENIS RESTORED]
BRAVO KOJIMA
For real though why does every other character go "FORGIVE ME, X" when they die?
Because it's kino.
If you're 12 and think that cringe shit is cool or deep then yeah I suppose
Its because of the implication.
So that when you play Elden Ring 2 you can go "OH MY POGGERS IS THAT <THE> NANAYA MENTIONED BY THAT BOSS FROM THE FIRST GAME?"
>leak gays: cool leak talk about leak yeah cool
>anti leak gays: NO YOU ARE ALL DUMB have a nice day I FRICKING HATE YOU LEAK gayS REEEEEEEEEEE
All the leaks are fake gays need to kill themselves for being so hilariously wrong.
seeing dozens of chink review all with their dumbass characters except "BOSS" was hilarious. Truly bugmen
How is it a parody when fromsoft literally invented the forgive me zanzibart cutscenes?
Nanaya was his wife and the lady of the manor who joined him in Frenzied Flame israeliteery
Also the reason why he says "Forgive me" is because she ordered him to endure the pain of having an execution sword stabbed straight through his fricking skull
>live
>she
Who?
And why? The seal seems to lessen the flame
Yeah, Nanaya is a she. I don't know why she ordered him to do that. Pic related is Midra's greatsword, and he was destined to be a frenzied flame lord. Maybe the seal was too weak to control all of his powers
If the Hornsent executed Midra, why did Nanaya do nothing and just tell him to endure? Maybe she drove them out of the manor before they can finish him off
Maybe the hack borderlands writer was right