Frick this stupid hipster game. Its made for autistic people. Its so fricking boring
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Frick this stupid hipster game. Its made for autistic people. Its so fricking boring
Frick this stupid hipster game. Its made for autistic people. Its so fricking boring
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It's literally just mobile shit ported to a PC. There's nothing "hipster" about it. It's just low effort and exploitative.
Hey, you again, are you going to post your prototype yet?
the prototype files were deleted long before vampire shitviors was even released in an alpha state on itch.io
there is nothing to post and no I won't re-create a superior game because 1. it's a waste of time and 2. it's immoral
For sure, friend.
Jesus anon...
>It's just low effort and exploitative.
I mean its like 2 bucks, what were you expecting? A third person open-world RPG?
>It's just low effort and exploitative.
It's $3
couldnt win a single run?
filtered
>$2.99
>no microtransactions
>no multiplayer shoehorned in
>no loot boxes or cosmetic nonsense
If only more games followed its example.
I like it. I think the unlock curve is well done. I like trying the different special weapons. It's a comfy game to play on Downtime.
the "game" is dogshit and it's nearly feature ``````````complete'''' LMAO
I could make a better game with more items, more enemies, more charactrs, more maps, more stats, more content, more levels, more unlocks, more everything in a few hours. I could finish on a saturday afteroon easily.
shitty indie 2d pixel shit shovelware asiatic grinder trash
If you could then why don't you?
I already did I made a far better game long before vampire shitvior was even a concept. my game had far more content, way more and much better graphics as it wasn't indie 2d pixel garbage with stolen castlevania sprites but I realized that only a fool would play a asiatic grinder mindless game like this shit and deleted all of the files. it's not a good game idea, there is no genuine fun to be had. it's just a cancer made to abuse those who are easily addicted to seeing numbers going up and gambling
so what your saying is you got nothing
you are like an addict desperate for the next fix because vampire shitviors has added barely any content in months.
no, there is no game for you to play. go find one of the even more inferior clones flooding steam
so what your saying is you didn't make anything and are just making stupid claims that you can do better
proof?
jesus you're one desperate pathetic moron, aren't you
you can just not like a game, you know, you don't have to crusade against people liking it, it's weird
you seem very upset that I exposed how shit this game. it's like a stream of putrid, rancid diarrhea shit from your mom's ass. I could make a better game i n2-3 hours max but I won't because the whole "genre" is just asiatic grinding gambling addiction bait watching the numbers go UP
FRICKIN GOTTEM DUDE
VAMPIRE SHITVIVORS B T F O
the only thing you expose is what a massive moron you are every time you shit out your "this is so immoral, I did it too, but I won't post proof because I'm better than you" take.
>waahh
BTFO
>troonyposting because you're too much of a homosexual to post proof of your bullshit claims
why would I be upset that you shared your moron-tier opinion?
good for you, little buddy, I'm sure your mom is proud of you
>I could make a better game i n2-3 hours max but I won't because the whole "genre" is just asiatic grinding gambling addiction bait watching the numbers go UP
There is no way you're old enough to be posting on here. Go outside, make some friends, try to grow up a little.
This kind of thing should be very embarrassing for you.
We're waiting friend.
It was comfy until they introduced the golden egg and all the autistic stat farming that ensued.
And now I understand they put in a new arcana that unlocks unlimited weapon upgrades.
It just became a cookie clicker game at this point.
I agree, golden egg and pretty much being forced to get the ice weapon and the cloak every game turned the game so shitty.
>gets mogged by a fangame about virtual anime girls
embarassing
I like the fact that it has enemy patterns from the get go, on vampire survivors only the newest boss has that mechanic
>Its made for autistic people
it's a casino game, check poncle website and you'll see he has worked on slots and such
yeah, it's boring but it's flashy so it sells
didn’t realize a $3 flash game could cause this much seething
I bet its all engineered outrage from shitty indie devs whining how they didn't make it big overnight with their $30 trashfire movie "games."
There's nothing to hate other than it being successful.
It's fun when you get good items and wreck everything but the permanent upgrades are so fricking grindy it turned me off from the game
I imagine it can feel that way for new players, I've been playing it since launch so getting the upgrades gradually as they were introduced kinda softened that blow for me. Just focus on the things that really matter to begin with, Amount, Might and Magnet. The survival stuff is nice to have but most of the time not actually necessary.
Last I played I think I maxed out the one that increases gold and it still feels super slow. Part of that is probably me still being shite at the game and not knowing which items are good and all that
I'm glad it filters normalgay tourists like yourself. You might as well have said "this is a real game for gamers only." Go back to your AAA movie games, dipshit. No one cares about your moronic opinion. Go suck off a game journalist.
>this 3$ game with zero microtransactions is gambling because I said so
Nice morality, moron. t. actual Christian
unless you are catholic or orthodox you are not a christian
It's a good thing I am catholic then.
got all that impotent rage at people liking a game out of your system? feel better about getting filtered, now?
ok, good, now go be a 14 year old moron from a third world country somewhere else
lmao jesus christ vampire shitvivors sure do love to project. something wrong? little nuggets of facts chewing at the back of your head? the realization that he's completely 100% correct getting into your mind and you're trying to shut it down?
>"he's" completely 100% correct
you're not tricking anyone here
inb4 someone accuses you of being me and samegayging
oh look while I am typing this very post
why are you so mad about this stupid homosexual game being exposed for what it is? why do you think $3 is such a big deal it must be brought up every few posts? you mad?
>why do you think $3 is such a big deal it must be brought up every few posts?
Clearly morons like you care since you won't shut the frick up about how immoral it is.
after the 1.0 update and the game leaves early access the developer will add a cash shop and DLC
screencap this
>cash shop
Already a thing, do you even know what you're talking about?
https://vampire-survivors.fandom.com/wiki/Merchant
you don't pay for that with real $$$. yet.
No shit, you think it would make sense to monetize it after how easy the gold arcana made it to grind money and eggs? You really are a fricking imbecile.
it doesn't matter how smug the anime girl you post is people know you're ass blasted about a game that costs less than a cheeseburger
is there a boomer shooter out there with a vampire theme
I remember there being a Castlevania total conversion for Doom 2.
very nice. thanks
https://forum.zdoom.org/viewtopic.php?t=57800
everyone in this thread is a massive homosexual, except for me.
Frick you all, eat shit and die.
its good game
It's fine for a few runs but it functions too much on you playing to see how different weapon combos work out and not because the gameplay is interesting. It just made me wish I was just playing Geometry Wars.
t. a salty indie dev saddened their game didn't become popular
so what genre do you call this game? is it a flavor of shmup?
>so what genre do you call this game? is it a flavor of shmup?
Sort of. It's part of the "triggers larping zoomers" subgenre. Real niche stuff.
I call it asiatic grinder aka dogshit
they will monetize it after 1.0 release
screencap this and you will apologize for your sins when it happens
>STILL seething at kino survivors
mindbroken magic survivors dev KEK
>the equivalent of failed musicians, aka music """"""""""""reviewers""""""""""""""" seething at a based new indie band that mogs their whole discography with one song
>absolutely MINDBROKEN by kino survivors
>Getting filtered this hard
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA