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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most people are playing on gamepass.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      1/4 century old game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Most people are playing on gamepass.
      And you're here, coping.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      half life is not on gamepass, dumbass

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The allegely "Game Pass Players" when the Starfield schizo takes their meds...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember how Bethesda bragged Starfield had about 1 million concurrent players? The Steam version was at like 300k when that happened so it's safe to assume Steam makes up about 30% of the total users. If Steam's 30% is 16k, then the total is probably around 53k or so.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Starsirs, our response?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is Starfield still free on Gamepass? I Thought that was only the first month

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          starfield onyl exclusive to non israeli person(s)

          SORRY! go buy balder gay 3 maybe?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean Black personpass.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember how Bethesda bragged Starfield had about 1 million concurrent players? The Steam version was at like 300k when that happened so it's safe to assume Steam makes up about 30% of the total users. If Steam's 30% is 16k, then the total is probably around 53k or so.

      I don't like Bethesda's games at all but using Steam concurrent player counts to shitpost about single player games is pathetic, on par with taking Metacritic averages as fact.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny because the guy that spams playercounts is the same guy that spams metacritic OPs

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Since you can use steam, I imagine you use microsoft... forums? social media? to at least find how many people are actively talking about the game? Oh wait... let me guess "no one is talking because they are really hooked playing".

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      80% of all video games are played on Steam anon

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    now this is gaming

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >now this is Gay Ming
      Who is Ming and why he is gay?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        who are you quoting?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    starbros, I don't know how much more humiliation I can take...

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny because if you point out NV has a lower player count than Skyrim and Fallout 4, Ganker will tell you player count doesn't matter.
    It's double funny when you add gacha games to the equation

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up and follow the narrative goy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker will tell you
      I'd tell you it's because NV isn't as good and it's mods are also not as good. Gaben throwing HL up for free and casually dusting Todd's latest BM has nothing to do with your logic.
      >gacha
      Gambling will continue to be a problem anywhere it is found. Has nothing to do with gaming.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'd tell you it's because NV isn't as good and it's mods are also not as good
        But NV is the best modern fallout and its mods are better than what they have in 4 and 3

        >It will surely pass FO4 in players
        Why can't it now?

        Nta, but from the little modding I did on both games, Skyrim is easier and more intuitive to mod.
        I also heard that Fo4 isn't for some reason, despite being build on the CE

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fallout 4 has a lot of bullshit baked in. There's no way to do an alternate start mod that doesn't break immersion because character creation is baked into the story and there's no separate screen or menu for it like in every other bethesda game.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I heard that it's also unstable for some reason and ironically, the notoriously buggy New Vegas is more stable to mod (something I can confirm. I brute forced a bunch of mods on NV recently till the plugin limit and the game ran pretty well, more than when I did the same with vanilla Skyrim)

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NV isn't as good
        NV is the best attempt at a 3D Fallout and miles above any garbage Bethesda has shat out.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      NV is published by Bethesda, you drooling grainbrain welfare moron
      It's their decision whether NV gets an update like HL1, and it will surely pass FO4 in players
      Skyrim gets a new edition every fricking year and is played by Black folk that can't comprehend good stories, factions or writing in general

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It will surely pass FO4 in players
        Why can't it now?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never should have come here!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >brings up NV unprompted for the umpteenth time
      Completely mindbroken

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NV out of NOWHERE
      rent free

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      All player count threads are started by the same schizo

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        why are the snoyjeets like this?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmao that pic needs an update. It lost half the playerbase since then

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >n-no YOU are the pajeet not me!!!!
          Is this really the best Bethjeets can come up with?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's Sony that are the pajeets!
          Post the end credits names of Starfield, Rajesh...

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The autistic hatred of bethesda allowing one guy to post anti starfield threads for two and a half months probably isn't a brand loyalty thig, it's a mental illness thing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't played New Vegas. What I do know is that Starfield is the most ghetto space game I've seen that wasn't made by Derek Smart.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >comparing a game that came out over a decade ago to a game that came out this year
      Kek, wut. There's a reason that OP isn't comparing Fallout 3.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pretending like OP isn't a ragebaiting schizophrenic and actually has a point

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      NV is as bad as other shitty bethesda games. Only trannies and cultists care about it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A game from over a fricking decade ago is still making Toddrone shit and piss their pants
      LMAOOO

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny because if you point out NV has a lower player count than Skyrim and Fallout 4, Ganker will tell you player count doesn't matter.
        It's double funny when you add gacha games to the equation

        NPCs who think starfield is bad think beacuse it has lower player number than some israeli media poster game and I ont even have to say which one im talking about it's too funny

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >game is compared to previous game by same dev
      >not ok
      >game is compared to different game by different dev
      >ok
      huh?
      people mock starfield for having lower numbers than skyrim because starfield was meant to be the new big jesus envies it tripleA bethesda game and it's losing to their older games HARD

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        skyrim = mod player numbers

        starfield = starfidl player number

        soon starifled modded and mod players too to increase

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starpoos, our response?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they will ramp up epic store shilling in response lol

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game is free for the anniversary
    Look it up

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Toddbros how do we respond?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I play half life and have everything work fine out of the box or are there some mods/patches or the like still needed?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      >Verification not required.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was always like this
      the added some quality of life features now

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    but can ya play hl in 2k res?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes?
      They even added UI scaling with latest update.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's cool but how about making a new fricking video game for once

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't Starfield available on Gamepass and Half-Life games are Steam exclusives?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There were six million steam players at launch. That's a retention rate of 0.2%.
      I'd estimate gamepass has seen an even bigger drop since those players don't have to justify the cost

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Steamdb says that the peak was 330 thousands players, not 6mln. Meanwhile Half-Life 1 all time peak is about 25 thousands. OP is a homosexual.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          According to Bethesda it's 6 million so it's 6 million

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >6 million
            Why do the worst liars in history always gravitate towards this number?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If there's any way to scrape global xbox cheevos, Starfield has one to "finish the intro" and then another one to "meet constellation".

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Free game
    vs
    $90 game that isn't sold anymore

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It just hit 27,000 get in here homosexuals

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sweet baby Jesus, Tood must unironically be on suicide watch at this point.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    STARSIRS WHAT DO?

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    most people are playing on goypass

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the few people who still play are on goypass
      ftfy

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    starsloppa bros..
    toddkings... we didnt deserve this, we were once respected and seen as lofty...

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reports are coming in that India has descended into anarchy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has anyone in India noticed a difference?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Less poop in the street, more poop in the loo

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shartfield is at 48% on Steam
    kek, topkek even
    >captcha: J0YMT

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    im surprised anyone is still playing starfield at all anymore. majority of people are casuals who don't even finish their games, let alone want to continue a boring game designed to carry you into multiple NG+ and that's already happened so we have our average number of global bethdrones right here.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Casuals like "turn your brain off" games that they can dump hundreds of hours into. That's pretty much all Bethesda makes.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    CHECK. IN.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      MY. ASS. IS. HEAVY.

      HEAVY. ASS. KICKING.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Finish game
    >Move on
    I'm not defending turdfield, but how hard is it to believe that people can finish a game in at least 2 months since it came out?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      I don't like Bethesda's games at all but using Steam concurrent player counts to shitpost about single player games is pathetic, on par with taking Metacritic averages as fact.

      I will ignore the samegaygism and answer:
      Then why more people are playing Skyrim, another single player game?
      >bu bu bu mods
      Not an argument. If people made less interesting mods for Starfeld, that's the game's fault.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >two people replied to my OP, must be the same person
        take your meds OP

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Skyrim's probably more interesting. Can't say since I haven't played Starfield because I knew it wasn't my thing after trying some of Bethesda's games way back in 7th gen and not liking them. Like I said, concurrent player counts for single player games are pretty much only used for shitposting. If a game is bad, it shouldn't be hard to articulate why instead of pointing at statistics that "prove" it's bad, and I've seen plenty of genuine reasons that is the case for Starfield (simply because it's hard to avoid people discussing it online) like the fact that every planet is just a barren waste until you reach a copypasted settlement or some hostile wildlife. By OP's logic of just comparing numbers, Half-Life1 only became better than Starfield because of the 25th Anniversary update.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker is gonna be seething about starfield for at least 2 years. Screenshot and save this post.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who's "/v/" OP?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one is gonna talk about Starfield in 2 months from now. It may be mentioned 5 or 6 years from now to ridicule Bethesda's next game, and that's it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No one is gonna talk about Starfield in 2 months from now
        Not if OP has anything to do about it. He's been solo keeping starfield threads alive here for three months

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's been at least 30 daily threads about starfield for the past 3 months and it's not slowing down.

        and then:

        Once mods come out, is when starfield will get a reneissance, which will accelerate the daily thread count.

        Once DLC come out, is when starfield will get a reneissance, which will accelerate the daily thread count.

        Once "Starfield 2.0" comes out, is when starfield will get a reneissance, which will accelerate the daily thread count.

        and lastly:

        Once the anime, and enough patches come that Engooden the game and turn ecelebs and the media's opinion around, come out, is when starfield will get a reneissance, which will accelerate the daily thread count.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          As long as OP has this schizophrenic hate boner to make 8 threads a day about starfield there will always be starfield threads. Then he will tell people in his own starfield threads that there's so many starfield shills

          this is what he does to games he doesn't like

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          good evening saar

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          As long as OP has this schizophrenic hate boner to make 8 threads a day about starfield there will always be starfield threads. Then he will tell people in his own starfield threads that there's so many starfield shills

          this is what he does to games he doesn't like

          >can't possibly imagine that people like making fun of flops
          >goes into autistic defense mode the second anyone laughs at shartfield for literally any reason

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >writing false flag posts praising starfield
            >in your own starfield thread
            >necroing the thread from archiving for hours
            Yeah you're a fricking schizo dude, absolutely not mentally healthy. You've been talking to yourself in your own starfield threads for 3 months

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              That was literally my first post in this thread, and the first time I've even mentioned starfield in weeks. You don't get to call people mentally ill when you assume every poster is the same person.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure bro, keep bumping your own thread

                maybe write another barely legible post praising starfield

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you weren't such a newbie you'd know you could literally see it was my first time posting in this thread

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            i dont care if you think the game flopped, i'm just stating that the obvious comeback arc is just eventual. it happened with fo76 which started off way worse, it happened with cyberpunk, NMS, etc. starfield is gonna have a reneissance eventually, just like all the other games i mentioned. it's the modern business model of releasing unfinished games then pumping them with updates and paying an eceleb here and a journo there and all of a sudden everyone goes "i didn't play this at launch because everyone said it was poo poo but now i tried it and its the best game ive played in years" which literally happening with cp77 atm btw

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if todd made morrowind free and updated the original version for its anniversary
    i wonder how many uninitateds would jump in

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Many thousands probably. I think it would be the same for any given notable classic getting a QoL/content patch and being made free on a big anniversary. It's free advertising basically, I'm sure plenty of people have bought later Half-Life games because of the 1 update.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the Black Mesa mod any good?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not merely a mod, it's a complete remake that makes hl1 more like hl2 and yes, it is good. Watch the documentary as well.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this game is schizo mindbreak kino, and the reason it still gets so much attention from schizos is because the console wars on top of people coping when they realize it didn't actually flop, and that it doesn't matter how lazy bethesda was because it's still immensely successful and popular.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this game is schizo mindbreak kino
      >it didn't actually flop
      lmfao

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you think it flop then why do you post steam numbers, when its obvious the game is new ip, on game pass and xbox hmm?? youre not coping are you boy?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          are the gamepass players in the room with us right now?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            jew

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not reading all of that. It was probably generated by AI.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                ur mom is a prostitute and you is a israeli prostitute son

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                man you've posted this like 1000 times, get new material

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                take your meds and you might finally realize that a hilarious webm getting reposted doesn't have to be from the same person

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the reason it still gets so much attention from schizos
      Is because one dude has been making the starfield threads for 3 months and recently he can't get over 100 posts a thread (over half are his own samegay replies)

      so now he's trying to link it to other gaming events to desperately stay relevant. The secret is he wasn't ever relevant in the first place and sane people have avoided his starfield threads since the beginning

      Imagine being so desperate for attention (narcissistic personality disorder) that you make non sequitur irrelevant threads about 20 year old games and the slop you've been talking to yourself about for 3 months

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it didn't actually flop
      >it's still immensely successful and popular
      Yep, there's some schizo mindbreaking going on all right

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        mad?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >irrelevant clickbait site writes filler articles about reddit posts
          >this means the game is a success
          your mind is shattered

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            u mad?

            starfield dictate the news cycle.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a free game for the poorgay hispanics to play

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    starfield fans have good taste and can only play one game at a time

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    starfield winned game awards so u say its not popular cuz u r copeing

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    More people playing a boomer RTS than Starfield.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >browns
      >people

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        RTS is a white man's genre.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          AoE2 is mainly played by venezuelans and vietnamese and other thirdies.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Vietnamese
            >Playing anything but AoE 1
            If you are going bait at least get your facts right moron.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >starifled
    >openly supports religion and christian family values and nuclear family
    >not a single Black person female love interest
    >all the ugly characters you can kill are non whites

    >bg3
    >"lol"

    no wonder the israeli media hates starfield... i have to say todd was extremely based though for daring to go against them

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bg3 not mentioned anywhere
      >brought up at every opportunity by starflop cultists
      rent free

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        starfield is the howait man's last stand against israeli media

        and i mentioned bg3 because there is not a game more israeli than bg3 in the current media cycle

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >starfield is the howait man's last stand against israeli media
          then why is it filled with feminist garbage and why does every non-essential npc look like an abbo?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >then why is it filled with feminist garbage
            ?
            >why does every non-essential npc look like an abbo?
            >non-essential
            heh, todd is a sick little frick. but yes, i think you have your answer.

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nominating Half-Life for Game Of The Year!
    Watching Half-Life win Game of The Year!
    Gaben laughing because he won again by doing nothing!

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all the ugly shitskins are killable
    >the theme of the game is multiverse
    >eventually some modder with enough basedness will create a howaits only utopia where being a Black person is criminal
    i can't wait for the mods

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MUH NUMBERS

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you mad? you sound mad

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which game got the cut content update, 1 or 2?

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      white man only game in a israelitesih controlled media

      must pay the price of honor and gumption.

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