>game can be finished in 3 hours
>zero interesting gameplay mechanic
>"CUTE UWU cat GAME LITERALLY GOTY!!! :3 :3 MEOW"
>"TAKE THAT ELDEN RING"
this industry is fricking dead and people who play this garbage are morons that can't be helped anymore
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What Ganker doesn't tell you about stray
it's Gone Home all over again
every fricking time
wow you're trying really hard. how about you give the game a try before opening your mouth? not everything has to be a pew pew dodge simulator, and it's pretty good
What's your deadname?
What trans schizos on Ganker don't tell you about stray
if a game can be modded to have troony garbage, it's automatically shit
join the 41% whatever your deadname is homosexual leftist
You sure are mad about this random add-on to a videogame, please don't shoot up a school and kill innocent children
That would be more of a video game than Stray is.
i'm not mad, i'm just stating facts
facts: you will join the 41%
the only reason you pretend to care about innocent children is so you can molest them you pedo fricking troony freak
>if a game can be modded to have troony garbage, it's automatically shit
Dumbest post of the year
pc gaming is cancer, it's no wonder pc can also mean "politically correct" and "pc" gamers mod "pc" stuff into games
dilate troony
Ok psycho
cope
seethe
dilate
41%
Now he's trying to be ironic. have a nice day anon, this is the sign you be wanting. Your place is with the 40%
Everything out of a /misc/cels mouth is complete garbage.
>if a game can be modded to have troony garbage, it's automatically shit
That covers literally all modable video games, the FRICK are you doing sperging out on a video game board then?
exactly, trannies are the ones who love to modify stuff to meet their desires and don't respect either nature's will or the artist's vision, that's why "pc" gaming is troony gaming
>every game needs a new mechanic
Do you hate retro games?
>console games can't be modded
>what is MK Wii?
Legit psychopath
so literally every game in existence?
console games can't be modded, consoles are the only pure thing in gaming right now
nice of you for including a webm of yourself seething
Yes they can. PS2, Wii, Wii U.
>console games can't be modded
pyra's jiggling boobs in ssbu say otherwise
>if a game can be modded to have troony garbage, it's automatically shit
Kys
Working on my Senran Kagura transgender mod immediately.
Alright the file structure makes sense. Just the usual DDS files with some extra data
Probably needed to make the image match the size of the original background.
Also I overwrote the white background.
Yeah forgot to use the DXT1 format.
It was already shit. Weeaboo moron
/v/ros...
I hate Ganker now. troony board.
Of course Ganker is a troony board. who else talks about trannies 24/7 other than trannies themselves. the hostility towards them is also a projection of their own self hatred.
Trying too hard there
I opened this thread to shit on a game I haven’t played, but seeing this sperg’s post has changed my mind. Wtf I love stray now.
At the same time you could also mod out troony shit.
So in conclusion, a game with troony shit would be based (since it can be modded out) and a game without troony shit would be shit (since it can be modded in).
Man that guy is gonna love The Last Of Us Part II
Nothing can fix that piece of shit.
enter the coffin
Imagine hating a game because of MODS. Anon literally, drink one gallon of bleach and die. This world is BETTER without you.
Your place is with gamer ""journalists"", women that ""play"" games and cheaters that feel good about winning pvps with instakill moves.
Legit. have a nice day. NOW.
have a nice day, schizos.
awesome. enjoy the replies
>the playerbase willingly adds this to their game
that's automatically even worse and very telling of what type of people are buying this game.
>one person + 194 (approximately) people who downloaded it is the playerbase
>DEAD end
>Trans flag
Wait, why are we mad about this, again?
That's a mod
you really needed a badge to tell you some shitty indie game about a cat with almost no gameplay was being hyped up almost exclusively by trannies and trannies lovers?
Fake news should be a bannable offence
>modded game to remove troony reference
based
go back to israel
why am I not surprised
Because you are gullible and believe anything that confirms your bias
Beauty
So another woke liberal game is a huge success huh...
gullible moron
Everyone who falls for this should be banned. Actually dumber than Black folk
Dude, people literally cut children's wieners off and inject them with hormones in burgerland. Looking more carefully you can see it's fake, but you need to understand this kind of degenerate shit is believable when it's coming from an American company.
It's a French company you smelly porch monkey
Frick that horseshit. I’m tired of politics in games. Not even indie games are safe from this shit.
Don't post the fake one.
Am I really sharing the board with morons falling for this
1. That's a mod
2. Trannies can go frick themselves.
3. Stray is based and I love my cat she's the cutest most bestest cat in the world.
1. Cope
2. Seethe
3. Dilate
Sick of this fighting between dogchads and catkings
There should be no war here.
Angry bitter troony spotted
Cat lovers are morons, what a shock
Cat lovers are trannies, what a shock
Cats are the Black folk of animals
>Cats are the Black folk of animals
I really hope you and your loved ones get mauled by Pitbulls.
Wishing someone dead because he made mockery of an animal???
What madness is this?
What are cats doing to human brains?
Makes me wanna pirate nglfam
>Cat game still making Xbox trannies seethe a fortnight later
Of course. I'm glad when games have this, makes it easy to skip them. Not that Cat game had my interest in the first place.
pirate chads win again. I haven't bought a game in 8 years thanks to them all being pozzed. thanks trannies
seething dog cuck
aren't you late to take out your piece of smelly shit outside?
>catgay is a reddit pedophile
What did they tell him?
>it's raining, so no walkies today, bud
Probably a voice he knows on the other line and he's confused by this witchcraft.
what the dog doin
Cat shit is dangerous and smells like hell, yours probably shit inside. What the frick are you talking about Black person.
>dangerous
maybe if you're a malnourished pregnant woman and eat it. what the frick third world immune system do you have pussy
>just eat cat shit bro, what are you a third worlder?
>reading comprehension of a typical brasilian monkey
>shit eating of a typical catcuck
I wouldn't know, haven't been on /b/ in almost a decade.
>haven’t been on /b/ in almost a decade
I envy you, dunno why I keep going back. It’s fricking terrible. It was always bad, but it’s legit all just ragebait and porn at this point.
The ambientation is extremely good, but as a game per se it's really boring
>why yes, I hate stray, how can you tell?
what a chad
npcs seething at his very existence and love of things
just a matter of perspective
They’re not seething, they’re mocking him. He can be as uncaring or as oblivious as he likes but it doesn’t change that he’s made himself a social outcast
so what is the point of this whole "social outcast" thing if he is really indifferent about it? I mean if it is his choice and he is not butthurt at all.
But you care, you just wish you didn't and think that not caring is a solution that gets you what you want.
It's not.
You either play the game or you opt out, but don't pretend both endings are the same.
>You care
Nope. Are you conceding?
is a normal walking simulator
B-but you can press U to meow!!! It's game of the year!!!
I liked it. It is the complete opposite of Elden Ring, my other favorite game this year, but that isn’t a bad thing. It was a chill experience that reminded me of older classic adventure games. The cat was cute, music pleasant, world was interesting, and allowed me to affectively role play being a cat.
8/10. Probably won’t play again, but don’t regret my time. You guys need to lighten up.
you're on Ganker, they are so contrarian that if someone manages to make the citizen kane of videogames, and everyones else likes it, they would still hate mostly because it's popular and for some cherrypicked fault it has.
there's no pleasing for these kind of people, as they arent pleased with their own existence
This.
"walking simulators are for trannies and game journalists" is a false narrative. elden ring is my favorite game of the year and my second one is stray
it's incredible how "hardcore" gamers are unable to expand their views
or "hardcore gamers" just have, and prepare for this shocking revelation, different opinions?
>it's incredible how "hardcore" gamers are unable to expand their views
The reality is that 99% of posters on Ganker are NOT hardcore gamers. They're hipster contrarians.
>role-play as a cat
you literally do human tasks, listen to npcs like a human... if you count doing a few AWWW A CAT meme animations as sufficient "role-play" then you're the weight slowing down the industry. you literally don't know what you're missing. you cannot comprehend how the game could be better. there's no other reason anyone would give this score higher than 5/10 other than simply not understanding what the game is trying to achieve and how it utterly fails to deliver on pretty much all fronts.
copypasting this text wall for the 3rd time, probably should stop before i become like one of those Ninja Gaiden autists
>game is 4-5 hours long, except it only really gets good about halfway in
>cat feels pointless for 50% of the game, where you do not do cat-like things and the cat would be completely replaceable with a basic human or robot
>the main threat of the game, zurks, are low effort, dumb looking bland fricks, don't fit the artstyle and look way too cartoonish, or like a low effort random asset
>'' hold x to climb '' can be genuinely a perfectly adequate and enjoyable system, but most of the game lacks the level design to give the player a sense of freedom and not just a linear walking simulator
>game COMPLETELY IGNORES major plot points (ex the huge meat cthulhu-like thing underground with huge eyes and flesh that extends to the top of buildings)
>general lack of enviromental storytelling, relies on dedicated loredump characters
>only truly great quality is top tier atmosphere and setting in a variety of sections
genuinely alright little game that i somewhat enjoyed but its massively overhyped, and it's main significance is proving that the industry is completely 100% infested with literal NPC tasteless drones. You can barely see anyone actually discussing any of these aspects of the game, its just omg le cat xd. Half the game is genuinely mediocre, and it would honestly be overall way better if you cut every section except that one town with the flying security cameras, the prison & that one big hub area early onto the game.
The pure unfiltered normalhomosexualry has taken over entirely. The more they go '' haha AAA bad!! '', such huge marketing schemes and literally just the concept of having a cute animal in a massively-advertised game is all it takes for massive sales from them, even if its a $40, 4-hour long game.
T gondi hosts can't help themselves
It takes so little to mindbreak Ganker.
not only can it be finished in 3hours but you can 100% it in 3 hours
Dont care about your shit opinion, I liked the game and had fun
it started to rain so hard at this scene
Yes. It was certainly raining
i look like this irl
post vag
That's so deep, it really says a lot about robociety.
>zoomer too young to remember Goat Game
Lol have a nice day, stop taking vidya seriously.
You can tell the game is trash because people don't actually discuss it in these threads, they just want to argue about cats and dogs.
but elden ring is garbage
It's my GOTY
someone got filtered by straychads again
>first half is resident evil
>second half is Metal Gear Solid
>takes no longer than a Portal Game
Game's good anon
>frickface once again tries to paint it as a bad thing that a game is short
haha
do NOT reply to obvious troony bait
>game is already forgotten
>/vee/ broughts it up just to shitpost and make it into whatever boogeyman they have in their minds
And here I thought the ones with the parasite in their brains were catgays. Though it's probably just one schizo, most likely a mutt or a chink.
I enjoyed it. Would have preferred a few more stealth sections and not just all crammed into the end
I wouldn't pay full price for it though so I'm glad I pirated it instead
I don't care about Elden Ring
Isn't it just a 3d platformer? I thought Ganker loved stuff like mirrors edge
oh wait other people like it so we have to hate it
It is literally ME1 with a cat
This board is fricking moronic. The game is good
ME is shit, you're the moronic one
You're the one complaining about cats on a fricking message board you fricking homosexual. People loved it. I understand you don't. Because you're a little kid with no taste who found out about Ganker from NPR when they talked about the racist frog. Eat a fricking wiener you stupid Black person
>You're the one complaining about cats on a fricking message board you fricking homosexual.
if you don't like me exercising my freedom of speech, get the frick out homosexual, hide the thread, cope, seethe, dilate
>People loved it
trannies loved it
>Because you're a little kid with no taste who found out about Ganker from NPR when they talked about the racist frog.
i've been here since the original days you moronic homosexual, i bet you don't even know who boxxy is you Black person
Post your fricking government issued ID then, I know I'm older than you and have been here longer.
>trannies loved it
Anyone with soul loved it
election tourist baiting
>i've been here since the original days you moronic homosexual
>spouses the current /misc/ buzzwords
>derails everything into trannies
Sure thing, buddy.
Post ID
>if you don't like me exercising my freedom of speech, get the frick out homosexual
“Freedom of speech” goes both ways man. If somebody says something another person doesn’t like they’re allowed to call them moronic.
I liked both games and you are completely wrong. ME is what Ganker thought or wanted Stray to be, a game about a cat doing parkour stuff. You can't fail a jump in Stray, nor will you fall to your death. Both games have a great aesthetic and ambience, and that's just about it.
You have to remember that at any given time, at least half of the posts and threads on Ganker are contrarian shitposting
It's not a platformer like Mario or Crash. The cat never falls off ledges and you can only jump with prompts. The game is short and you mostly explore and solve easy puzles. The setting, music and sound design and implementation is really good so that's why I liked it
Why are you posting images of beautiful women?
That's not video games related
Why do you have saved images of trannies? you have some kind of fetish?
>you have some kind of fetish?
It is. They go around calling them freaks, then have images saved on their devices of mutilated genitalia and try to show them every chance they get. They dont realize its a mental illness obsessing over stranger's genitalia
>those filenames
oh god it's an itoddler
Most people arent trans, myself included. You dont realize how batshit insane you sound saying this to people who arent trans, which is most of the population. THAT is why theyre winning, and all you can do is cry on the internet
>Ganker and reddit are the same thing
>play both Stray and Elden Ring
>enjoy them both but ultimately want them to be over sooner because they drag on too long
Look, I had fun running around as a cat, but they could literally just give me an endless series of Portal-like puzzles in different themed maps and I'd love it much more.
You must have so little in your life you need the feel to shitpost on an anonymous forum. I hope you get through whatever it is it's troubling you.
>feeding the schizo more (You)s so that he continues derailing
baka tbh senpai
m8, at this point there's not a single Stray thread that isn't a blatant attempt at some kind of flamewar.
What a cat game does to a mf
Thank you for reaffirming that for me, but please try the game now.
>npc bot responses
Hes so broken, he cant NOT speak in buzzwords! lmao
keep saying it! dance for me, piggy!
>kot game
>no option to piss on everything
Why bother?
What you want is Postal 2, I just played that not long ago
cats are not dogs they don't piss everywhere
You clearly never had a cat then.
I had one that would always piss on anything plastic or sometimes in our laundry.
And if they're outdoor cats, the world is their litter box, especially if they're male.
I had 2.
They always pissed and shat in the litter.
One shat on the floor just once because I shut him off in my bedroom without realizing and when he meowed I thought he was just being annoying like usual, it was my bad.
>One shat on the floor just once because I shut him off in my bedroom without realizing and when he meowed I thought he was just being annoying like usual, it was my bad.
Absolutely based
sauce?
Desert Angel bro. I dont know the exact video
thanks dear anon
Stray cats will to mark their territory.
In what world? Those frickers piss everywhere too.
I'd wanna be that cat's litter tray after.
>picrel is considered good despite being nothing but "LE ASS XD" fanservice
>fanservice game for cute cat enjoyers is somehow bad
this is your brain on coom
How about both games are dogshit only liked because of coom/pets?
>picrel is considered good despite being nothing but "LE ASS XD" fanservice
>implying Nier is only good because 2B ass
>even if it was, implying Nier is 'as good' as meme reddit cat game
Trannies are easily identified by their discardable opinions.
Automata is good game, the big ass is an extra.
Why do you hate Stray Focker?
This movie was so fricking stupid but I love it so much
>that champagne scene
Pure bliss
toxoplasmosis - the game
And er is a shitty rehash, industry died a long time ago
>Ganker pissing their pants like babies again
I'd take you all more seriously if you didn't cry like women over everything.
I like this game, and some 50 year old dude just came in me.
God damn this board is so childish and contrarian
>NOOOO STOP FRICKING LIKING THIS! IT'S REDDIT BECAUSE ANIMALS ARE REDDIT! IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE MULTIPLAYER DEATHMATCH! STOOOOOOOOOOP
Oh shut up. No-one said you couldn't like it. Just that it's shit and you're a moron for liking it. Also, "muh contrarian" isn't ever an argument for anything since something being popular doesn't make it inherently good nor exempt from being disliked.
But you are a contrarian and your argument is "I SAID THESE TYPE OF GAMES ARE OBJECTIVELY BAD SO I AM RIGHT!"
Grow up, zoomie.
Morrowind can be finished in less than 3 minutes
?t=34
>MUH GAMEPLAY MECHANICS
frick you guys are gays. I dont care for a cat game either but who gives a frick about gameplay mechanics.
They are zoomies who grew up on cod, halo, and brown and grey shooters. If it doesn't have death match, multiplayer etc then it's not a game
>posting strawmans this hard
the game is a shallow walking sim that's all style and no substance
Explain why a "walking sim" is inherently bad?
not a game
Why?
>GAMEPLAY MECHANICS
The frick do you think games are then? Go watch Netflix then.
If you just want boom boom action then go play Candyland
Silence chud the era of the catformer is here
Okay but have you considered that it's hella comfy?
die fromtroony, fricking just die
Every clip of this game has told me everything I need to know about this game. Not saying others can't enjoy themselves but this is a pleasant distraction *at best* riding the momentum of its one unremarkable gimmick of being a cat in a somewhat visually interesting world full of button prompt platforming
>nice of you for including a webm of yourself seething
Its a cute game. OP is made some homosexual anime game didn't get GOTY
kitty!
who hurt you OP? were you attacked by a cat when you were a baby?
reddit did
Short games are good, nobody would ever play anything if everything was a 100 hour bloated triple A time sink
holy shit """""she""""" has the chudface
CATCATCATCAT
troonytroonytroonytroony
lol sam hyde photo shops his self to look buff but he's really fat
I spilled a drink on sam once and he was super cool about it and just took off his shirt. That picture is 100% accurate
please have sex ok?
>game's length is indicative of its quality
>you can speedrun morrowind in 24 seconds therefore it's a shit game
real tired of this "argument"
Morrowind has a tiny speedrun because of its open world/procedurally generated shit letting you skip all of it. That has nothing to do with the experience of playing it properly.
nailed it anon, can't believe they missed this glaring issue when they perfectly depicted how cats understand english language, do basic puzzle solving, obey commands and pretty much behave like humans.
Cats do live in groups, morons. They just hunt alone.
>start game
>invisible walls everywhere
you can literally hold down w, mash spacebar, and jiggle the mouse back and forth to navigate ACROSS FRICKING PIPES AND SHIT
I genuinely can't understand how an intentional lack of gameplay became acceptable.
Some people didn't grow up in the 2000's.
>hold down w, mash spacebar
>he uses MkB on PC
Laugh. Look at him and laugh
It's even worse with a gamepad, and I can't alttab with a gamepad so why bother.
>put down controller
>ALT+Tab
Anon r u moron???
How does the solve the issue of a platformer that has a total of zero (0) platforms you can actually fall off of?
It isn't a platformer. Why is it so hard to understand this isn't a boom boom rootin tootin shootin game? If your adhd brain needs action and challenge, go find something else.
>it's bad on purpose
Consider suicide.
>My opinions are objective fact
I hope you treat your narcissism one day
>"Stray is a third-person cat adventure game set amidst the detailed, neon-lit alleys of a decaying cybercity and the murky environments of its seedy underbelly. Roam surroundings high and low, defend against unforeseen threats and solve the mysteries of this unwelcoming place inhabited by curious droids and dangerous creatures."
Directly from their website, and no site, nor store page defines it as a platformer game so I don't know where you got that idea from.
Because I am playing it right now. The cat just fell off IN A CUTSCENE.
Where was this game advertised as a platformer? It has always been a cat/cyberpunk sim
The game involves jumping across platforms.
Are you moronic?
Simply search "stray platformer" and you will get endless hits. Even if you want to get hung up on official terminology, adventure game has always meant platformer, Spyro, Crash, etc.
And if I search "you and homosexual" I'll get a list of all your posts even if you arent the gay you choose to be, so what? When was the game marketed as a platformer by the devs?
>adventure game has always meant platformer
Zelda also involves jumping across or on top of platforms, does that mean it is a platformer game? DMC also has you jumping on platforms, is it also a platformer?
>attempting to win the argument by pointing out that the game truly has so little gameplay you cannot even classify it
Why are trannies so dumb?
>can't defend his strawman
>resorts to ad hominem
predictable
Anon. People are fine with it not having a BR mode. You need to comprehend this. Your opinion is not fact.
Why are you so mad that a cute game about cats is GOTY and probably will be until Callisto Protocol?
Because it's so boring that I'd rather post in this thread than play it.
Not worth the pirate.
I preordered it and enjoyed it. Its a fun game. I know you're some Argentinian piece of shit who only takes pride in cutting off peoples heads, but shut the frick up and go play a video game you Black person
Yeah it’s a fun game if you like drooling like a moron. I hope you preorder a bib as well lol
I did preorder.
Come at me gay
Drooling moron
>shitposter is also a poorgay
go figure
My PC has a 3080. I'm just not a moronic paypig like you.
Nah, I'm white, which means I have standards. For instance, I expect an area that looks like this to require something a bit more than [hold down forward] [hold down jump] [move camera back and forth until cat automatically navigates]. It's pathetically terrible, and its inclusion is utterly pointless. The game would be significantly better just noclipping the environments, and I say that as someone who has enjoyed walking sims when they are actually well paced.
>ME NEED EXCITING ACTION OR ME BORED! ACTION! WHERE EXPLOSIONS!? WHY NOT HARD?! AHHHHH
Get some reading comprehension, moron.
I wishlisted it a little over a year ago, and I've seen no one mention it at all since then. If it truly is being shilled on normalgay media, then that explains it. 3 years is insane cope.
You cannot comprehend people can enjoy games like this and are stuck in this idea games objectively need what you want.
People also enjoy soap operas and pop music. Unlike most of the people defending this trashpile, I'm not autistic, I can understand different perspectives. But when you consider Taco Bell a gourmet meal I'm going to laugh at you.
Meanwhile you're the one being made fun of here
>thinking this was a good comeback
>not realizing it just displays of how much an underage newbie you are
Reconsider your life and then go back to where you came from.
>falling back on the "YOU DARE NOT AGREE?! L-LEAVE THIS SITE GRRRR"
Never make demands you cannot force.
>filtered by the first 10 minutes
Holy frick anon, it takes so little to piss you off.
Ah, so it suddenly changes into a functional game for people above 80 IQ?
No?
Then frick off.
Hey buddy, I'm not the one raging over a game that wasn't even advertised as a platformer and getting angry it isn't. The game is functional, your temperament however, doesn't seem like.
>ESL reveals himself
kek
I don't know and I don't care what it was advertised as, because I'm not a moron that watches shills like you.
But I am playing the game and the only way to describe the gameplay is a very bad platformer. You can tell this is true because no one else can even conceive of describing it in any other way other than generic terms like "adventure."
>still seething
You're next line should be >still coping
>I don't know or care what was advertised as, but I WILL get mad for not getting what I was expecting!
You didn't even have a solid argument, just shallow complains from not getting a game you just admitted you didn't do research on. Are you still playing it, or getting all bent up because you wasted 15 minutes that you could have spent shitposting in another thread?
moron. I am playing it. It is objectively a mediocre game. To cite an example of slow-paced exploration that actually works, recently released, Plague Tale Innocence.
Is everyone in your family as dumb as you, or are you a special case?
>No actual arguments anymore, just nonsensical insulting for not agreeing with his narcissism
lmao
Use a dictionary next time, maybe you might properly use at least one word in an entire sentence, ESL.
The argument still stands, and amusingly enough the game itself proves my point: I have fallen off a second thing. Again, this was in a cutscene. How ironic.
>AGREE WITH ME DAMN IT! AGREE! LEEEEAVE!
All you've done is refuse to give reasonings and then scream you are a based old gay when no one agrees. Keep crying.
Did you learn English last week, or are you just incredibly poor at reading comprehension? I have genuinely no idea how you can not understand a very simple premise.
Allow me to spell it out for you:
The game has shit gameplay. Everything can be navigated by holding down jump and move forward, and then just wandering back and forth. Even Assassin's Creed has high and low profile, where you are actively pushed for not paying attention (with the ability to fall off at the edges of things) even with most of the climbing automated.
This is dull and boring. However, you have no argument, so you will yet again pretend to not understand what I am talking about. I accept your surrender.
Stop arguing with that catgay, he has permanent brain damage from all the cat shit he digested.
You are "objectively" wrong.
How so? The cat moves like a magnetized robot. That does not seem like much of a cat game, which is ironic because the only reason all the trannies are defending this is because of the cat.
My cat is sitting in my lap as I type this. I'm sure even she disapproves.
Turn off the button prompt. Does it make sense for a cat to try and fail its jump repeatedly, like a player? No. These were choices already accounted for early in the design process.
>does it make sense for Master Chief to die to a Grunt?
I think this is where the fundamental issue derives from and now I truly understand why video games are dying.
What are you blithering about moron.
>It is objectively a mediocre game
But enough about old bracelet.
You haven't even gotten past the introduction, and you already formed your opinion on it as if you already beat the game. For the record, I don't think it's a 10/10, I thought it was OK and enjoyed it for a nice afternoon, and there's aspects that I didn't like but I'd be a complete fool to get angry because I thought it was going to be something different from what they told us it was going to be.
I advise you to stop playing it, clearly you don't like it and already formed your opinion on it and nothing will sway you from it.
I didn't finish plague tale, and i finished & love stray
what now, hot opinions boy?
>It is objectively a mediocre game.
Since when did that ever stop games getting 10/10 reviews and becoming GOTY?
Is it really platforming if you can't miss your jumps?
It's basically a point and click adventure game, keep your panties on troony.
I find it hilarious how you can attach the trans flag or just mention trannies and Ganker will go apeshit over it.
At least pretend to not be triggered by them. You are letting trannies live 24/7 inside your head, effectively helping them win
t. ranny
thanks for proving my point.
My dog (Rottweiler) Spike tore a cats head off. I really didn't mean for it to happen, he is pretty aggressive. I knew the cat well and he was a very friendly and playful cat, he probably tried to playing with Spike and Spike lashed out then chew up his body. Had to bury the cat in the backyard.
Most sane murder dog owner.
>the game that destroyed Ganker
shazam is smiling on stray from heaven
Why are you all obsessed with every game being the next biggest and best thing? It's a game about being a fricking cat, who gives a frick how "amazing" it is or isn't? It's just a fun little game where you're a cat and do things as a cat and has a little story in it's game world. It isn't supposed to be the next perfect 10/10 game; regardless of morons online say how "perfect" it is because of these reasons. So what you don't like it? you don't have to. You also don't have to shit your pants in rage that others are enjoying it. Maybe you should try and just enjoy it yourself for what it is, a simple game about being a cat.
It's weird being old. I lived through a time when kids screaming about games needing to be shooting and action and multiplayer was a negative stereotype. Now those kids run the show and still scream that their childhood games are the only games that are real games.
It's fun.
I liked that they never met the other cats again or solved other problems like "what about humans in other cities" or the various criminal robots like Bender and shit like that, ensuring that there will be DLC or a sequel.
i liked it
Catbros just keep winning
but that says cats are bad
This game would've died on release if not for Sony shilling it hard and streamers picking it up as a consequence/getting free copies from Sony. Normalhomosexuals really live and die by algorithms.
You're a fricking moron this game has been hyped for a solid 3 years which you would know if you actually liked bibeo bame.
>hyped
Yeah because people thought it would have actual gameplay. I've seen lots of people losing interest once the game actually came out, myself included.
Oh, as if GOTY even matters anymore.
Even that shit is bought up to further the agenda.
>game
Is it one? I thought it was a walking sim. I don't mind them existing... women, gays, and the elderly need entertainment too.
Nothing about this game seems enticing, so I won't play it. Simple as is.
>Fromdrone cück blaming the cat game for the industry being dead
Ironic.
>fromshitters buttblasted that a 3 hour kitty game is higher rated than their worth-the-weight 600 hour padfest
Is there any modern playerbase more pitiful than soulsgays?
kino pic, i'm saving it
>Elden Ring
Better a tight 5 hour experience than a 100 hour slog.
>"HECK YES!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO DRINK ESTUS AGAIN!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO LOSE MY SOUL- ER, BLOOD ECH- ER, RUNES AGAIN!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO FIGHT THE SAME BOSSES AGAIN!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO ROLL INTO THE BOSS AND CHARGE HEAVY ATTACK AGAIN!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO SLIP ON BAD GEOMETRY AND FALL TO MY DEATH AGAIN!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO SUMMON FRIENDS AND PRETEND I BEAT THE BOSS BY MYSELF AGAIN!!!!"
What no gameplay does to a mf
The worst thing is that most of this shit is true
>"HECK YES!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO DRINK ESTUS AGAIN!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO LOSE MY SOUL- ER, BLOOD ECH- ER, RUNES AGAIN!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO FIGHT THE SAME BOSSES AGAIN!!!!
This can be avoided if you don't suck at the game. Simple solution, really.
It's a nice interactive artbook with good music and sound design. All of the sections that try and get more "gamey" with stealth or chase sequences are bad, and the story is pretty meh. If it had more small, optional interactive items and less scripted shit the game would be better.
>assblasted elden shitter
>>"TAKE THAT ELDEN RING"
Based, ssef
I actually somewhat agree with these, I wish I could filter negative reviews between people b***hing about performance issues vs. people with actual gripes on how the gameplay is like. I don't give a frick if the game runs like shit on your GTX 550 or if you get some error code specific to your PC build that affects 0.02% of people
>I actually somewhat agree with these
Not my problem.
>pc ""gamers""
>people frothed at the mouth and rushed to pay 30 US dollars for this shit
well…. at least they’re not supporting gacha
>EVERY GAME HAS TO BE AN EXPACT COPY OF THE ONE GAME I LIKE
morons like you are the reason the industry is dead.
Modern games need to sit down and take notes on how to not overstay their welcome. Likely won't happen, given the open world and live service trends.
this was a good comeback
>>not realizing it just displays of how much an underage newbie you are
>Reconsider your life and then go back to where you came from.
I accept your defeat.
Elden Ring is garbage bro. Wake up, it's the worst from soft game.
The only good game from the past 2 years is Returnal.
Stray was better than elden ring for me, it felt like a more clear and concise experience rather than watered down souls game spread thinly across really nice bread.
t. Toxoplasmosis
Finished it yesterday. The game only gets good until halfway in. the ending is completely rushed.
None of the "feels" moments have any impact except for perhaps when b12 saves cat that was pretty kino.
The jump mechanics were *fine* there's just too little of it.
If you weren't a cat noone would talk about it.
Pretty game world though
Game could have been mirror's edge but with cats but instead it's uncharted climbing sections with cats.
I don't hate it, but it is a huge load of missed potential.
Is it at least as fun as limbo or inside? Gimme a ratio, (stray funness)/inside or limbo
I played and beat all 3, and I'd say it's about the same. Simple game with nice artistic aesthetics and rather straight forward puzzles and action sequences that you play more for experiencing the story, the world and the themes rather than the challenge.
Which isn't a bad thing to have from time to time.
Catqueers are the biggest cucks on Ganker, second only to snoys, and no amount of toxoplasmosis will change that.
>t. dogbrainlet
>B-but the heckin' d-doggos!
Everytime.
>2016
There it is.
Yes, cat "men" have been soibois since 2016, hell since even before that.
>IS THAT A PITBULL?
>NOOOOOOO!
>IT CAN'T BE!!!!!!!!!
>SAVE ME Black personMAN!!!!!!!
The fact that you need to bring politics into something so innocuous like having a pet means you are an election tourist or a /misc/ refugee, and I despise the lots of you as much as every pseudo intellectual that says shit like "everything is political" when talking about games.
>she thinks calling someone a low test beta cuck is politics
Lol. LMAO even.
>accusing me of being an election tourist
I still remember when your heckin' caturday threads on /b/ were spammed with zippocat and cat gore.
>I still remember when your heckin' caturday threads on /b/ were spammed with zippocat and cat gore.
That still happens though?
Get fricked you dumb working class pleb.
Lovecraft never met my dog, she was like a cat in that sense.
What if I like both?
Then you're an indecisive fence sitter.
Nice appeal to authority.
What other figures do you follow blindly?
I'm just shitposting newbie.
H.P. what should I name my cat?
African-Americanman
HP Lovecraft was also terrified of air conditioning.
And he was right, it kills thousands of japanese each year.
>didnt like cold air
the tell tale sign of a homosexual
If I remember right it was the sound. That said, HP Lovecraft was clearly at least somewhat schizo which he channeled well into his writing
I looked it up and it said he was "abnormally sensitive to cold" but I could believe the sound part too. I can't imagine not wanting to feel cool air and listen to the gentle hum of the AC. I'm skinny too so his moronic ass has no excuse.
Lovecraft’s mom didn’t let him go outside because he was an ugly incel
>My cat is the superior creature
>His name? Why do you ask?
>Results showed that the dogs, having larger brains to begin with, had more than twice as many neurons in their cerebral cortex as the domestic cat, with around 530 million cortical neurons to the cat's 250 million. (For comparison, there are billions of neurons in the human brain.)
the only reason you buy a cat is if you're a homosexual or a manchild
dogs can be trained to do basically anything, including behaving like a cat if you really wanted it to
>dogs can be trained to do basically anything
>wanting slaves not pets.....
hmmm....
>has more neurons
>still stupider and weaker than cats
making dogs look bad
>Smells bad, high maintenance
That's a no from me dawg
Just because something has more neurons doesn't mean they use them all, even humans don't even utilize more than 1% of their brain's capacity.
>my thing
>no, MY thing
what you both fail to realize is that having a pet in your house in any capacity makes you a moronic homosexual. imagine caging a wild animal in your home, feeding it dried horse meat, injecting it with needles, letting it shid and fard and piss all over your carpet and then pretend you're superior to anyone LMAO. pets are for lonely cuckolds who dont mind turds, hair and parasites all over their living space. you're both gay.
All cat men should wear girly dresses to complete the look
Average stray player
Toxoplasmosis and israelites ruin the world. I believe the schizo of worms and parasites being agents of satan.
>they aren't idorts
I'm thinking of getting a pig, rabbit or cow next
>play the game in one go, and it ends up being a fun game with good interesting worldbuilding and story
>Ganker turns the game into a /misc/ thread whenever it gets brought up
I wish that these topics were a bannable offense.
watch as they swear they are not election tourists
Surprised that furries haven't drawn anything of this cat, I guess even they have standards.
>POPULAR... BAD! XD
You will never have a real personality.
whats going on 'ere?
you fannies arguin over why cats are bad? don't you gays have anythin be'er to do other than arge with all your might over dumb shit like this?
I love trannies and i hate cats
Based. I will marr y my troony gf and not get a cat.
NEKO KAWAII SUGOI XD XD XD!!!1!
Has this game been pirated yet?
how did this site get so obsessed with trans people? they used to just be something y'all jacked off to while ashamed LMAO
U answered it
Black person homosexuals and troony morons
Why get angry?
The game has a great atmosphere and soundtrack, the animations and art direction are nice, but as a game it's just nothing special. It tries to be a bit adventure, platformer and action, but isn't good at being any of those genres. Babies first adventure, context-based platforming and 'just run away' action.
I like Stray in the same way I liked Limbo. It's an interesting little game which doesn't take much of your time and isn't too complicated. But stray is not the GOTY contender everyone is making it out to be. We're going to be seeing so many fricking half-assed cat games now because of this shit and if you ever speak against it, you'll get "not every game needs to be call of duty". I don't expect every game to be CoD, I expect every highly praised game to be worth the praise.
There's no saving this place is it?
At this point I want Stray to win GOTY just to see the projecting trannies in this board seethe endlessly.
>OP's first flavor of the month
op is either a troll or unironically 10 years old
I like cats AND dogs
Dogcucks still seething?
And now when Elden troony doesn't win at the VGAs Ganker will shit their pants screaming in rage about the Stray boogeyman diluting the votes that troony Ring should've got, even if Stray doesn't win GOTY itself.
I mean 3 hours is kind of a speedy but yeah it's short. So what, it's an interactive movie.
>but but $30
You'd spend that at a theatre for a far less immersive experience plus what are you poor?
Imagine paying $30 for a movie ticket and not going for the $10 matinee prices.
>far less immersive
UTTER moron, this game has no story to tell
DogCHADS not spending $40 on a 4 hour game just because it has a meow button
dogcücks don't even have a game, let alone a goty lol!
>DogCHADs harder to please than giving them a mediocre game and having them call it GOTY
Dogbros, we just can't stop winning over the toxoplasmosisters.
this is how dogcücks cope
Looks like you need need your litter box changed catsissy
Imagine videogame where you play as a realistic animal...but good.
> better taste in games
> no toxoplasmosis
Feels good to be a dogCHAD
Is there a cat butthole mod yet?
matriarchal societies are a race to the bottom
>Catqueers are the biggest cucks on Ganker, second only to snoys, and no amount of toxoplasmosis will change that.
>ITT: Fromdrones scared that a cat game outlive their game assets
You seem like the type of homosexual to critique Tetris when it first came out.
>just stacking blocks
>wow so innovative what riveting gameplay guys
>already forgotten
sad
This thread is fricking embarrassing. Why do I even come here, you people are legitimately moronic.
>Introduce 3 other cats
>After the intro they are never mentioned or seen again
Imagine animating and writing a script for 3 other cats as well as crafting cat on cat interactions for 5 minutes of the game and never coming back to them.
Cute cats and cat videos are literally internet culture, there was whole threads dedicated to making the longest longcat back in april
I don't know why you frickers are surprised
>game can be finished in 3 hours
>zero interesting gameplay mechanic
So, like Zelda, but without the 70 USD full price, then?
elden ring can be finished in 5 minutes
How come cat owners are usually weak, introverted, no testosterone-having betas while dog owners are very socially active chads?
Cat thread? Cat thread.
TOXIC TOXOPLASMA THAT GIVES YOU TOXOPLASMOSIS IS IN YOUR BRAIN!
>TOXO TOXO TOXO
Reddit-speak.
>CAT CAT CAT
Reddit-spic
>5 hour cat game still causing this much seethe
that's a brash opinion, friend. my girlfriend and i enjoyed it a lot.
The robots are cuter than the cat.