GAME CONTROLLERS DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BUTTONS. WHY DIDN'T SIX FACE BUTTONS WIN. FRICK YOU NINTENDO

GAME CONTROLLERS DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BUTTONS
WHY DIDN'T SIX FACE BUTTONS WIN
FRICK YOU NINTENDO

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name genesis game that utilized all 6 buttons
    >he can't

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Street Fighter II
      inb4 t-that doesn't count

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >resorting to arcade ports already
        Sad

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sure Sega had the same thoughts as you while padding out their libraries with cheap arcade ports thinking those would be enough to attract gamers.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              it literally was

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tell that to the Saturn.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If they actually designed the Saturn to be an arcade port machine then it would've sold gangbusters. Virtua Fighter alone was a killer app in Japan, but they couldn't replicate its success because of how much of a clusterfrick the system was.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                saturn had myriad other issues that make it a poor example one way or the other

                controllers have "legs" but no "shoulders". the buttons are called trigger and bumper. the "face" of the controller is the front buttons and sticks/dpad.
                the trigger and bumper can't be "shoulder" buttons because they would be above the "face" and therefore head.

                controllers are not people so it's ok if their shoulders are above the face

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      mortal kombats?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shin obi 3.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Comix Zone
      Shinobi 3

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Lost Vikings

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just play it on an analog stick
      moron

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pic related.

      I don't trust them to have not fricked up the Dpad and I don't feel like paying "premium chink controller markup"

      M30 is the only good d-pad 8bitdo has ever made. And right now it's probably the best d-pad you can buy on a still in production controller.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Controllers have too many buttons tbh
    It gives devs bad ideas on how to use them, like assigning "attack" to nine different buttons instead of just one

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >saturn
    >6 face buttons
    >2 back buttons
    >xbox
    >4 face buttons
    >4 back buttons
    ???
    xbox controller has more buttons cause it has both start and select buttons

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >back buttons
      SHOULDER buttons. That's not the back of the controller. Any buttons on the back would be paddles. Almost as bad as morons calling it the front of the controller "because it's facing forward".

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        actually they would be top buttons. the atomically correct position of the xbox controller is standing on it's "legs". with the face buttons facing toward you. the triggers rest upon the crown of the controller like the devil's horns

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where are your shoulders? Hopefully on the top of your body.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            controllers don't have shoulders. the trigger and bumper buttons are located on the top of the controller

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              but they have legs? also inanimate objects have shoulders all thr time. Like roads. Controllers have buttons on their shoulders.

              4 face buttons + shoulder buttons is superior to 6 face buttons

              6 face buttons + 4 shoulder buttons + 4 paddle buttons is the end goal

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                they are armless creatures and so no shoulders. you baffoon. the player gives it arms by holding it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                so where the arms connect, there are shoulders, yes?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                controllers have "legs" but no "shoulders". the buttons are called trigger and bumper. the "face" of the controller is the front buttons and sticks/dpad.
                the trigger and bumper can't be "shoulder" buttons because they would be above the "face" and therefore head.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sega didn't understand how thumbs work.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the better question is why was sega so israeli with not making the Dreamcast backwards compatible.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Got retrobit genesis controller
    >Most ergonomic fricking thing ever
    >They fricked up the DPad and it's way too easy to hit Up/Left Up/Right or Down/Left Down/Right

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      buy a real one and an adapter.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have a real one, and maybe I'll buy an adapter.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You will

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get an 8bitdo M30, it's like a mix of Genesis and Saturn controllers.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't trust them to have not fricked up the Dpad and I don't feel like paying "premium chink controller markup"

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have the Xbox version of the M30 since it has an extra set of triggers and I can confidentially say it's one of the best Sega styled d-pads I've used. Way more accurate and better feeling than the PowerA Fusion pad I was using previously. It's almost a perfect controller but my main issue is that it feels like it's made for unironic baby hands. God I wish there was a bigger version so badly.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is the dpad any good for modern street fight games?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, fighting games is mainly what I use it for. I prefer Sega d-pads for doing motion inputs and it has one of the best.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 face buttons + shoulder buttons is superior to 6 face buttons

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?????
    4 DIR PAD BUTTONS
    2 ANALOG STICKS
    4 GENERIC BUTTONS X,Y,TRIANGLE,SQUARE
    6 TRIGGERS L1,L2, R1, R2, R3, L3
    2 START SELECT
    1 Big fricking pad

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    True but op the font on the buttons caused it to fail 🙁

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The main reason for 4 face buttons over 6 is so controllers are functionally symmetrical. The four face buttons match the d-pad.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    should i get this?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Were the Duke and Controller S the last officially produced controllers to have 6 face buttons?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or GameCube controller I think. Can't remember the order of release on those two.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gamecube controller didn't have six face buttons. The frick are you on about?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they'll add dumb buttons on the back side before giving us abc/xyz again

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    N64 had 6 face buttons PlayStation fricked it with 4 dumbass

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    PDP Victrix allows the sophisticated gamer the option to switch between six buttons on the right side or four. I would buy an ad if I worked for this revolutionary company.

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