the "relationships" in this game feel incredibly dull/shallow, no real progression just instant LETS FRICK BRO/BROSETTE, like the people who wrote these chars never interacted with real people in the world
>never take shadowheart in my party >in camp all day every day >save the grove/refugees >camp scene >shadowheart wants to have a "wine" with me >queue unearned sex scene
ye very realistic bruh
even i've been once asked for night drink which resulted in unearned sex scene, so it must be fairly realistic and happening often to more out going people. didn't even pay for the taxi lol
Should you only be allowed to progress the romance if she's in your party that would suck and make it almost impossible to progress every character story
They still get approval based on your actions while in camp.
If you want to whine about "muh immersion" then you can assume they are being told about what happened when your party goes back to camp.
Well, in her Dark Justiciar version of "romance" she'll regale you with tales how she fricked a bunch before. Even though she didn't remember very much.
Because it's degeneracy. We live in a world where people meet up through tinder, frick, then go their separate ways, not to mention most of the trannies half ass the transition just to get a shot at banging a lesbian but still keep their dicks. Fact of the matter is, most people don't care for the lovey dovey interactions of relationships, they just want to bang, and that's who this game is marketed to.
BG3 running on 5E dnd is the fulfillment of that b***h's desires for less "game" part in rpgs, so those won't distract a player from gay sex. She literally won. I guess Ganker shares hew views now.
I feel like this game would've been better on 4E rather than 5E. The biggest complaint about 4E was that it felt like a video game and then there were no video games for 4E outside of DnD Online and Neverwinter
Nah, after Mass Effect 3 hamburger helper eventually started working for a shitty mobile game company that got torn apart in 2020 for being "racist and sexist"
>the "relationships" in this game feel incredibly dull/shallow
They don't feel, they are.
The things you can talk about with your companions are hilariously limited. Good ol' Torment shits all over it. So does MotB.
note how people universally mocked skyrim romance system back in 2011, but now that it was redone 12 years later (arguably in a worse manner) people are actually trying to defend it
the difference is that all these characters look and act like adults. In Anime games the characters all look underage and often have incestuous/predatory undertones. Can't just give a young anime woman huge breasts and call her adult.
>In Anime games the characters all look underage and often have incestuous/predatory undertones
Haha thankfully the west is free of such degeneracy. Like my favorite show game of thrones with constant incest and child prostitution.
Sex is meaningless without a fulfilling relationship. It's the difference between sex with a partner/spouse and buying a prostitute. It leaves a hollow feeling, just like whacking off.
Yeah but the point is the game already has romances which has plenty of non-sex interactions, so the only complaints are that the game lacks male-male friendships
Yes, because any guy that has done anything team oriented understands the mutual friendships that come from such activities.
The fact that you can't be bros with anyone in your party that you are going into battle with is bad writing.
This is something that old bioware fricking nailed.
The romance being copy pasted from the straight female option strikes me as structural lack of effort passed off as progressive
Like how female characters have progressively lost skimpy clothes just to now wear downsized male clothes, or how unique character npc designs are eschewed in favour of procgen samefaces in different skin colours
BG1 did this really well, where practically all the companions have a good motive for helping you with your quest which is something this game doesn't get right. And after playing with them for a bit, even the chaotic evil ones will be like "You know what, you're not so bad."
Agreed. It's especially noticeable if you're conservative with your long rests. I play a martial party and basically never long rest, and Shadowheart went from b***h mode to wanting to frick me in like... five days? It feels really lazy and hamfisted.
I thought BG2 did it fairly well, mechanically (outside of bugs that is). I forget how it worked exactly, but by the time the relationship actually starts going somewhere, it felt like you've been doing adventuring between long distances for some time now.
Here you become a blushing couple in what feels like a few days in-lore before Underdark.
It's the LOVETALK global, and is dependent on actual play time, with certain trigger events iterating through certain progress points. Basically, this means that the players active time with a companion progresses the romance, so if you have Vic sitting at a tavern all of the time, you can't ever romance her. Travelling for a long time is a necessity for a romance to develop, which is realistic.
And yeah, she's like "haha, you gib me butterflies in my stomach" and I'm like "bitch, I've known you for less than a week". It makes her seem almost unstable and desperate, which I don't think is what Larian is going for.
It's funny that Larian shit talked bioware style romances when bioware handled romances with companions far better.
In general they handled relationships with companions far better because the romance was an extension of a developed relationship not the other way around.
yeah, it's really stupid and one of the game's major flaws imo
I'm ironically closest with Astarion because, by some miracle, he's the ONLY dude in the party who hasn't tried to frick my dwarf
Him and Karlach are the reason my MC even feels safe in the camp at night. Shart, Wyll and Gale all have tried to put the moves on me and I hate them
>That depends. Do you want to plunge your dick into my ass? then no, we're not friends. Do you want to get smashed together then go frick some b***hes? Sure, bro!
It might not be rude, but a normal man would never say that to one of his normal male friends. I'm sorry that the Lord Of The Rings movies have warped your perspective on male relationships(Frodo and Samwise), but that's not reality.
>I dunno what do you like about me uwu?
Even if it's not rude it falls into the gay romance camp. So either you have 2 gay options or flat out telling him you're not even friends.
You don't have to. I'm avoiding romance with everyone and most characters have two attempts to frick your boy pussy. The first time is like a gentle frick off and the second is the actual frick off leave me alone.
You don't have to. I'm avoiding romance with everyone and most characters have two attempts to frick your boy pussy. The first time is like a gentle frick off and the second is the actual frick off leave me alone.
the problem is conflating bonding with romance. there's no boys will be boys/girl-time moment here only up-front romance when you attempt to bond with any of the companions
i think the problem is more with people being insecure and secretly wanting to frick gale that they get angry about the option being presented to them as if it were an accusation and now youre here telling everyone how closeted you are. sexually secure people dont give a shit
This guy gets it. Why is there no "hey vamp guy, what's it like being a vampire" "hey mage, show me some more magic just don't make it a gay session" there's literally no friend characters in this game that's supposed to be all about companions. They're all just boring dating sim characters.
4 real though >know each other for like 3 days at most >immediately goes into shitty romance tier dialogue type flirting after asking basic questions about their past >everyone is ready to frick the player after a couple conversations >killing dozens of mobs is very romantic >done nothing but disappoint lae'zel but she still wants to frick >every character gets upset from being rejected and try to come onto you AGAIN after you've rejected them
idk how they managed to get this stupid about their characters, DOS2 while the characters were shit at least they had more depth
I had gale come up to me after a fight at a Inn in act 2 where he asked me if I ever get "feelings/rushes" well in combat. homie, we were fighting for our lives and you asking me if that made me hard ?
Yep, LGBTQpedos don't understand what brotherhood or actual sisterhood is, they don't understand the concept of friendship. They just can't fathom a bond like Frodo and Sam with out assuming it's all about sex because they're spiritually rotten people with horrible personalities.
Yep, for a party of "companions" none of them become your friend.
They all just become frick buddies.
The fact that this style of relationship is being praised shows how fricked in the head everyone is right now.
This guy gets it. Why is there no "hey vamp guy, what's it like being a vampire" "hey mage, show me some more magic just don't make it a gay session" there's literally no friend characters in this game that's supposed to be all about companions. They're all just boring dating sim characters.
>EYYY Shepard vato! You were nice to me once that means you wanna frick right homes?
i think the problem is more with people being insecure and secretly wanting to frick gale that they get angry about the option being presented to them as if it were an accusation and now youre here telling everyone how closeted you are. sexually secure people dont give a shit
You can identify Lariangays every time by them blatantly lying to your face or claiming that "a-a-ackshually y-y-you hate spiders because you secretly want to frick them"
Its a FACT that every partymember in this game is a horny moron-
Its a FACT that the game doesnt allow you friendship-routes.
Its a FACT that male partymembers try to frick you if you are even remotely nice to them.
Lariangays are defending this because its on par with IRL predatory gay behaviour and as we know the gays can do no wrong.
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[...] >b-b-but whatabOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT priests!
Lariangays were touched by their teachers, this is what turned them into gays.
As always, this angle comes from a severe level of moronation that shows brain drain is real as you lap up your Moosk, Taint and Drumpf koom.
There are Approximately 4 million teachers in ratio to the US to 50 million students. There are less than 40,000 officially sanctioned priests, so even if we took your number at face value, there are one hundred times more teachers than Catholic Priests. Funny if we multiply that residual 100x difference (which is actually more) we'd wind up around the same figure. What's even more hilarious is that your data doesn't provide your Catholic priests figure and the number you use for the "Public School Employees" is using a far wider and accredited reporting system than -anything- any local Archdiocese implements.
First, you don't even read your own source - The document concludes that the best way to approach any type of misconduct is to drastically expand funding to Title IX programs and end public immunity protection. MTG and her house foot worshipers wants to cut $15 billion from Title IX, while further increasing protections for clergy and LEO unions - making it easier for them to mask their offenses. The research of your source further emphasizes that it is including all forms of sexual misconduct.
Also, nowhere in the entire research is your figure stated or implied. Nowhere. In fact, all it really does is break down that 18% of Teachers (and since you used public school employees, that number decreases to single digits as well) with harassment claims by the AAUW. This includes everything from catcalling to any type of harassment, which is another thing the research calls for - that to be included in its calculations - which immediately means every tweet from your right wing drumpfs and mooks and taints would easily count as an offense - but why the frick do you care. You don't. Allegations time.
https://www.americamagazine.org/politics-society/2021/11/10/clergy-abuse-allegations-audit-241814
Nice display of stupidity. It just proves the problem is in schools anyway because that's where most molestation happen, however the ~~*media*~~ focuses on priests
The number of total catholic priests is far lower and the church is actively engaged in protecting those who are pedophiles and covering up cases of sexual misconduct. KYS.
Literally untrue. It's not 2005 anymore. The church is literally the ONLY org trying 5o actively weed out their pedos. I would know I was a seminarian and you're subjected to about 500 different psych exams.
The number of total catholic priests is far lower and the church is actively engaged in protecting those who are pedophiles and covering up cases of sexual misconduct. KYS.
What are the sexual orientation of those priests
Oh right they're infamous for fricking boys
nah it happened to me just now, when elf boy has the mirror and hes like "what do you see?" there's literally 2 flirting options and "someone who is wasting my time"
there's similar ones with gale, if you don't be a c**t to the male characters you're basically only left with gay sex.
Why is there no "Lets just be friends" option? Why does the only option to turn him down say that you don't even want to be friends with him? This game is supposed to be about roleplaying and most good-aligned characters wouldn't needlessly insult a party member like that.
every day that girls are not having sex with me, i am being assaulted by them. they should be forced to pay me reparations for the mental trauma i've had to endure being forced to watch them get fricked up the ass by chad.
The fact he is a homosexual is the funniest thing because the dude has a 24/7 boner for the goddess of magic(which he boned multiple times). He literally can't shut up about her so I was lulled into a false sense of security.
>goddess of magic(which he boned multiple times)
Is there ANYTHING that doesn't get FRICKED in this game?
There's seems to be everything except a heterosexual partner in a monogamous relationship
The goddess of magic is a human woman that was given the powers by the overgod after the previous one was killed. She has her needs. She is no different from the hero of BG2 in that regard.
nah, there's another scene where he's being sad and the first two options are gay and the last one is "i'm not gonna be around you if you're gonna be sad" **leaves**
You're missing the point, troony.
No one wants to gay him but neither be insulting to him.
Everyone wants a ''Sorry, bro, i dont swing that way'' option or better yet, not be homosexual approached by every dude in the game.
>say that to a co-worker >they just stare at me >say that to a close friend >"Lmao bro wtf that was gay as frick" >say that to a family member >they just laugh and say "ok" >... >Say that to my wife >calls me a corny gay and laughs (i love her)
who the frick wrote this and why dont they talk to real people in real life? Just say I got your back no matter what or we'll see what tomorrow brings
Nope. Any interaction trying to bond with your companions will instantly have them trying to frick you eventually. If you refuse to frick, your interactions with your companions will be limited to their personal missions which mostly aren't interactions with your character.
Yeah dialogue really sucks. I was disappointed when the frog finally had something positive to say that she trusted and respected me and then immediately she was talking about tasting and fricking me. Girl chill.
Nope. Any interaction trying to bond with your companions will instantly have them trying to frick you eventually. If you refuse to frick, your interactions with your companions will be limited to their personal missions which mostly aren't interactions with your character.
God damn, it's Anders from Dragon age 2 all over again
no, just don't talk to them at all outside of their quests and if it looks flirty it most likely is for furthering the relationship, i hate how you get 'disapproval' for rejecting them, if approval was actually important this could have been a big deal but it doesn't seem that important so whatever
hell if it is even friendly with the hint of wanting to know more about the person, that also leads to romance for some reason because you can't know anything about a person unless you're romantically involved in them or some shit
>play homosexual games >wtf, why are homos hitting at me
hahaha, moron OP
the game was made in europe moron, mutts have nothing to do with this one, its kinda ironic if this shit was made in America /v will seethe about it and call it wooke trash, but half of /v are shilling it for free
DOS might not be pozzed but they’re shit games so who cares
BG3 is alright so the amount of asshomosexualry is annoying (even though they calm down past act 1, except of course gale and one attempt from wyll)
>but the game was made by europoors
Honestly hard to say how much this is Larian and how much of it is WotC.
A lot of the writers they hired on for this seem to be american like that furhomosexual guy people meme about.
Larian is being larian whom are all too eager to devastate an IP they didn't create with anal fisting to make a quick buck, WOTC is desperately trying to stay relevant and have been destroying the IP for 20 years
so both
11 months ago
Anonymous
>so both
This. Anyone trying to blame a specific thing is moronic. It's all of Larian, it's all of WOTC, it's pozzed american culture, it's european culture gladly accepting exporting pozzed shit. No one is absolved.
>mutts have nothing to do with this one
Published by a mutt company. They call ALL the shots since they bankroll the game you moronic c**t.
It is Americans who started all this gayBlack person homosexualry. have a nice day in the head you useless cuck.
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the problem is conflating bonding with romance. there's no boys will be boys/girl-time moment here only up-front romance when you attempt to bond with any of the companions
kek, it's actually just two options
1. Let's sleep together, Gale
2. I'm leaving, you self pitying gay
I'd like to have companions that will share stories and the company of each other without simply having to choose between being a homosexual or telling them to frick off
That's what happens when the people in charge of the writing are mentally ill freaks that cannot fathom the concept of friendship because their sexual perversion seeps in literally every aspect of their life.
>Pop up in camp that Gale needs to talk in private >Can't even interact with him because he's not there and left a mirror image >Seems important, probably story/plot related >Actually Gale just wanted a gay picnic in the middle of the night >Every not gay dialogue option makes you sound like a middle school bully
I just wanted at least a single dude in my party I could be bros with, man...
Yeah, I was bros with Wyll, then he suddenly was like "Want to dance??" and when I turned him down he started sulking about how he'd been hoping super badly :(( and practicing so hard :(( just to dance with you :~~*
This is peak modern western game.
Every single male character that comes along is a homosexual that wants to frick you and if you reject you're the bad guy. Most of the women are hideous and look like men. LOL gay BEAR BESTIALITY MARKETING!!!
You're the one thats getting dick down by dudes "involuntarily". Acting like your wiener thrist didn't lead to you taking greasy loads down your throat.
>Oh then you imagined it. That's even gayer. You're fruitier than a bat.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Don't go trans to sate your infinite wiener lust. I'm sure there's another anon here that can accept the fact you imagine videogame characters forcing you to be gay.
Not really. Being nice and learning about their past just leads to them coming on to you, potentially repeatedly if the game forgets to remember that you turned them down.
Considering how fast this shit goes, you can tell some young dumb woman wrote it.
And Larian saw fit to not give you the option for a fully custom party. They even made the multiplayer workaround harder to achieve with the latest patch.
do you need these pre made members for some main plot events? Why would the devs give a shit if you circumvent their homosexualry and make costum mercs
no, i just leave every companion on the camp and talk to them after completing the mission, they have a 1 line complaining about not being along but other than that no difference.
your only option for a full custom party is to open three other instances of multiplayer and open a LAN game or something and connect to yourself. then make all the characters and have the three clients disconnect once the game boots
I'm sure there's gonna be a mod that's gonna make that process not as much of a hassle, if there isn't already. I haven't finished my vanilla run yet and the 8 party mod sounds interesting, if only to get more friends together in a game.
Theyre all weirdoes and creeps. I dont think there is a single likeable character in this game, companion or NPC. Save maybe for Halsin but Ive barely gotten him back from the camp.
kinda, both Wyll and Gale have very pressing issues at hand
Wyll has a demon contract that you need to get him out of.
Gale has Elminster teleporting in telling him to kys for the greater good that you need to find an alternative route for
Just like being a woman >ugly male friend hits on you >your only options are to be fricked by his Jabba the Hut looking ass >or be an butthole to him and reject him, ruining the friendship
BG3 is a great woman simulator
They just try again if you let them down nicely and try to just be friendly. Then they later cry about being led on because the woman wasn't an butthole to them.
if you're good friends with a female, chances are she wants to frick you, women being friends with men are just them being attracted to them but not wanting to admit to it.
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yeah that's what I was talking about, Halsin was kidnapped for me too and he just stood up after I rescued him, barked some lines of dialogue and then fricked off out of the temple
Most gay men, if they know your orientation, have enough respect to not do that, or if they don't, and get rebuffed, are smart enough to not push the issue. It's a true fantasy game in that it's one big gay stereotype and people are fawning over it. It's ridiculous.
This isn’t true in the slightest.
I had a gay friend at work once. He was pretty cool, was gay never made his sexuality his only defining trait. We would usually slack off and talk about video games and shit.
Never once did he come onto me or ask me out or anything like that as he knew I liked women.
This probably only applies to those overly camp gay gays who make being gay their entire identity, the ones with the really high voice.
How much does a "good" play through ruin your chances with Astarion? Is playing as a goody-two-shoes too off-putting for him or is he too horny to care?
Gale being so aggressively gay bothers me when his whole backstory is literally how he was shagging the goddess of magic. The twink vampire I can understand but that's really forced. At least Wyll hasn't made a pass at me.
>Not killing gay wizard, gay vampire and gay Black person the moment you cross paths with them >not using hirelings to fill up party spots
full on moron OP
based
i thought Gankerirgins were now cool with the whole woke shit so now idea where this inane b***hing is coming from
https://corporate.pokemon.com/en-us/inclusion-and-social-impact/
>Gale's magic tricks >your cute girl dream guardian is actually a bara male illithid with a weird sex scene
So, that guy lariansissies were making fun of was right, and this game actually forces you to be gay?
i haven't played this game yet, but even tho I'm fine with gay shit it sounds terrible to have have all characters be down to frick with both genders. How can good writing exist if everyone is just down to frick?
You need constant sex and violence as shock value to appeal to the eternal Amerimutt brain. If you start to add nuance and layers to your story they'll just get confused and/or bored.
>mutts have nothing to do with this one
Published by a mutt company. They call ALL the shots since they bankroll the game you moronic c**t.
It is Americans who started all this gayBlack person homosexualry. have a nice day in the head you useless cuck.
I don't mean to be rude but have you guys not been around much people irl? In college it was very common for men and women to think I liked them sexually due to me just being nice and friendly to them. People are constantly thinking you want to frick them if you are nice to them. Even my own manager tried it on with me as she said I was always working extra hard to please her so she thought I was interested. If you are just being extremely nice to everyone constantly they will think its a relationship or sex you are after even if you just think you are being friendly.
I'm not baiting. I'm just always very nice to people going out of my way to help them as it makes me feel good. But people often interpret it as me wanting them sexually.
not everyone is a homosexual magnet like you moron. As long as you talk normal no dude thinks you are trying to frick em. Only ones who think every move from men is about getting layed is women or homosexuals
Even adult gays aren't this annoying in real life, I don't know why these playersexual games make all gay men come onto you. Pretty sure gays can tell if somebody is gay
>doesn't know gay autists exist who will develop crush on someone being nice to them because they're so starved of positive connections they'll assume any is intimate.
The frick does that have to do with awkward social connection? Fantasy's about shit? Stop being a fricking moron.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>be gay >can't get laid >assume all attention is somebody wanting to pozz your butthole
I guess the difference between a rapist and a wiener hungry bottom is you can't rape people with your butthole (aside from the obvious, bottoms being pussies)
11 months ago
Anonymous
This isn't excluse to being gay, straight people also act like this if they can't get laid.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I don't think so, a celibate gay doesn't exist, as their entire identity is based on butthole
11 months ago
Anonymous
Straight people are also completely obsessed with pussy, you see how much incels obsess and scream over the fact they can't get pussy?
The romance options in Mass Effect must have been actually obvious, I don't recall ever having to turn down a girl. BG3 has the gays chase after you no matter what.
BG3 has everyone chase after you, this isn't a 'le israelites!! the west has fallen!!' issue, this is just bad writing in general.
11 months ago
Anonymous
gays aren't normal in that sex defines them personally, this is because they can't procreate so the only thing that matters to them is how much wiener they take. This is different from straight people who usually realize there's more to life than pounding ass, especially ones that end up having children as they grow content naturally as raising children is one of the most rewarding things in life you can do.
gays don't have that so everything is about sex until they die
11 months ago
Anonymous
>gays aren't normal in that sex defines them personally
how though? do you really think all straight people wanna have kids and only have sex for the purpose of procreation? lmao
anon you are a virgin, you have never had sex, you can't be making these big sweeping statements when you haven't even experienced any inkling of what you're talking about
11 months ago
Anonymous
>how does sex define gays
Really Black person? Have you ever met a gay? Ever wonder why they do the gay voice? It's to signal to literally anybody around that they need wiener in their ass
11 months ago
Anonymous
I don't think you've ever been friends with a gay person before, the 'gay voice' isn't something thats put on, purposefully, it just happens to some people naturally.
Have you ever met a straightoid? Ever wonder why they do the fake deep voice? It's to signal to literally anybody around that they need their wiener in pussy
11 months ago
Anonymous
>the 'gay voice' isn't something thats put on, purposefully, it just happens to some people naturally.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>the 'fake deep voice' isn't something thats put on, purposefully, it just happens to some people naturally.
god why are straightoids always putting on that fake voice? they're so obsessed with sex
11 months ago
Anonymous
You mean the thing that identifies you as having biologically undergone puberty without you even needing to see the person? Yeah sounds biologically useless
About as biologically useless as stuffing people's turds
side note, why are gay men trying to sound like children?
11 months ago
Anonymous
>You mean the thing that identifies you as having biologically undergone puberty without you even needing to see the person? Yeah sounds biologically useless
Nice lie, I know it's all fake and put on, since that totally is rational right?
side note, why are straight women trying to sound like children?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Straight women being young means they're more virile
Gay men act like and sound like toddlers to relive some sort of sexual abuse in their past
11 months ago
Anonymous
ohhh sex obsessed straightoid wants their partner to sound young and 'virile'?
Wow how can they be so sex obsessed and weird? total predators, going after anyone who seems 'young' and childlike
11 months ago
Anonymous
Yes procreation is predatory
And fricking other men that have psychological disorders while trying to sound like a child is normal
11 months ago
Anonymous
procreation with children is predatory... and it seems you wanna do exactly that, what a groomer!
11 months ago
Anonymous
Yep, I'm just here to play games where men act like toddlers and crawl around on all fours while I pack their doody back into their colon
11 months ago
Anonymous
projecting, you just got exposed, you wanna to procreate with women who sound and look 'as young as possible' wowww, what a groomer everybody pack it up everyone
11 months ago
Anonymous
Yes I know I'm evil for having a biological drive for wanting to procreate
That's why I'm trying to get children to play my gay game so they will crawl around on all fours for me so I can be normal
11 months ago
Anonymous
a biological drive to procreate with children...
Damn hetero's really out here exposing themselves fr....
11 months ago
Anonymous
>women are children >gay men pretend to be children to attract mates
are gay men women and thus children?
doesn't that make you a pedophile?
11 months ago
Anonymous
sorry incel i won ;3 keep coping groomer
11 months ago
Anonymous
>the 'fake deep voice' isn't something thats put on, purposefully, it just happens to some people naturally.
god why are straightoids always putting on that fake voice? they're so obsessed with sex
>You mean the thing that identifies you as having biologically undergone puberty without you even needing to see the person? Yeah sounds biologically useless
Nice lie, I know it's all fake and put on, since that totally is rational right?
side note, why are straight women trying to sound like children?
ohhh sex obsessed straightoid wants their partner to sound young and 'virile'?
Wow how can they be so sex obsessed and weird? total predators, going after anyone who seems 'young' and childlike
>straight men are to blame that homosexuals like me have a gay lisp!
What an amazing fricking cope on top of having to wear a diaper when you reach your 30s because you rectum doesn't close up properly and you're leaking rancid shit 24/7 of out your stretched-out butthole.
11 months ago
Anonymous
He's just shitposting, unironically the only barely tolerable gay I've seen post here
11 months ago
Anonymous
Sounds like your only exposure to gays is Twitter, some of us are quite sane anon
11 months ago
Anonymous
You're not sane, Farquaad.
11 months ago
Anonymous
What the frick schizo shit is this? You're kinda moronic.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Glad we're at "facebook boomer" tier discussion. Good work everyone
11 months ago
Anonymous
>he doesn't know about power bottoms
11 months ago
Anonymous
and I hope I never meet one
11 months ago
Anonymous
>he doesnt know about my leaky butthole
No one wants to know.
We also dont want to know how you were molested by your uncle when you were a kid.
>Ive only ever been nice to people my whole life >Permavirgin >People still treat me like shit because Im ugly
Why even try anymore Im so fricking tired of it
How many gays have gotten mad saying "no you're just gay there's nothing homosexual about saying man to man "why do you like me" these people are such freaks.
Is this why gay men always hit on me but women never do? Women have told me they think I look gay. But they never explain exactly what they mean by that. Like is it my clothes or my face or my way of speaking or what? I will say irl I talk exactly like how Gale does. I have the same sort of accent and mannerisms and vocabulary. Its very frustrating how women think I'm gay.
I wish the game was even more horny. Like the second witcher. Sure you can frick the companions, yes. But what about the cute tiefling bard? Or the qt halfling trader in the goblin fort?
The homosexuals in steam discussion are saying that this is how they felt in the past several years when a game "forces" heterosexual romance on them. Fricking homosexuals and carpet munchers are the reason for the increase in brainrot in modern society.
>spend all my time with a certain character doing dialog choices they like and giving the correct gifts >wooooooooooow how was I supposed to know that would lead to romance?
At least most have affinity attached to them.
I just don't understand why there isn't any friendship options. Literally the best characters from any rpg have always been the bros, like garrus, varric, roche, etc. yet larian doesn't seem to get that simple concept.
the goblin party was extremely jarring, even characters I never interacted with wanted to frick. I think the only character of note that didn't wanna frick that wasn't an NPC was Wyll because he was brooding. Every other character had dialogue trying to get into my pants. I went with Karlach and the whole journey has been adorable. Would've finished with my Squidmommy Karlach if the game didn't crash on the killing blow of the final boss
the irony is that there's a quote out there from one of the devs explaining how they're not just "Bioware romances" and won't just bang you after a couple of dialogue prompts. that's exactly what happens and you get a sex scene guarantee if you take it at the end of Act 1. They do at least kinda evolve past that point, but they're still just there and don't feel real
Hah. I just got that option with Halsin and was confused as all hells why it was there. "Go and mingle" counting as flirting, that's fricking rich. Are Larian writers supervirgins?
>Hey, I'm a magical avatar of Gale taking his place at the moment like a glorified away message >You wanna see something cool? He has something neat to talk to you about!
Sure why not, you're a wizard, this sounds like wizard shit. >OMG bae you are the hottest ever and I wanna frick you >Options are "Yes lets frick" "Maybe we'll frick, tell me more." "You are disgusting and I refuse to be in your presence."
the worst part was from the game's perspective and timeline, Gale knew my character was pretty firmly settled with Karlach and he's still super sad about not getting his dick sucked/fricking my Dragonborn with magic
it got worse when the mindflayer wanted to chat and all of a sudden I was sitting WAY TOO close to it and my character smiling WAY TOO much for someone I determined to use as an ally and for more power. getting proposition by a fricking mindflayer was a bit too much
>Long rest in act 3 >Never been friendly towards squid man >For some reason he's shirtless >Tell him again, I don't trust you >Snaps and calls me useless and he would of just mind controlled me if it was a choice
What's even worse is that all the females in the game are ugly as frick and that 100% of all male companions are homosexual.
Why can't games be normal again? Why can't we have attractive beautiful women and straight men in video games again?
the best looking butterfaces out of all the butter
Post her body with man shoulders and absence of any waist or breasts.
BG3 really is the perfect game for homosexuals like you. If you think she's ugly you unironically have to be a flaming homosexual it's the only explanation.
>If you think she's ugly you unironically have to be a flaming homosexual it's the only explanation.
Or maybe I like my women actually looking like women.
You wanna tell us more about how manfaced she-twinks are le totes PEAK HETEROSEXUALITY?
imagine making a game that not only forces this shit on you in seemingly random ways it makes you sound like a huge butthole for turning it down
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BG3 really is the perfect game for homosexuals like you. If you think she's ugly you unironically have to be a flaming homosexual it's the only explanation.
its okay, you like halfelves, you don't have to be ashamed by it
I’m trying my best to avoid spoilers, so I just skimmed. But tell me the truth bros, is there a lot of gay bulshit in this game? You can’t nail hot chicks?
most of the women are 4/10s with maybe a handful of 6/10s inter-sparsed, the men look like fashion models. your companions are playersexual so they are DTF no matter your gender option and some of the dialogue that leads to romance seems really out of nowhere or not really pointed as a romance scene
The women are very subpar. You can tell that they focused on making men le handsome and women le average & frumpy to not threaten le female gamers.
I'm not kidding, most of the male characters look like a stereotypical romance novel cover of a male character. The game is made by fujos for fujos and by gays for gays. You can frick the frumpy literal subhuman girls if you want though.
I highly suggest pirating the game, try fitgirl-repack.
That makes perfect sense though. What if my character dreams of one of their deceased parents? It's hack writing that Larian assumed players would infer this to mean a potential lover instead of simply a person of great importance to them: a parent, sibling, mortal enemy, or lover.
i mean just the fact that they are asking for an ideal lover is a red flag, it's like they couldn't conceptualize a character without making it sexual or romance involved
I meant to say "that poster is perfectly correct in being infuriated that Larian assumed someone in his dreams was assuredly an object of his romantic desires". Yes, it's bullshit that Larian assumes that people are so sex-charged that they're ALWAYS going to make their Guide avatar coom-material. I haven't gotten to this part yet, but I'm dreading it if they haven't adjusted it for the released game. My Guide avatar was designed is my character's deceased father, in my headcannon.
>Gale is one of the few people who isn't a jackass violent-natured person >He's a flaming homosexual who wears earrings and looks like a homosexual >Constantly tries to flirt with you and get in your pants >If you say no, then he thinks you're an butthole
You can tell the design/writing team was full of homosexuals and women. Homosexuals are more obnoxious than women when it comes to flirting/sex. A gay dude will go up to you and be like, "Hey you're hot let's have sex hahahaha" A female won't do that to a man.
Did your gay friends try to get in your pants? I've had gay friends as well who tried to get into mine, and it was awkward when I had to tell them I'm only into women and prefer they not flirt with me as it makes me uncomfortable.
Then they get mad at you for being "intolerant," I guess.
Oh please, you wouldn't even know half of them were "sodomites" unless they told or flirted with you. I've known some gays that came out hetero and were actually gay, but you wouldn't have known from meeting them.
Yeah you can and here's the secret. Ask your friends if they were molested as kids/teens. You'll know every time
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>Ask your friends if they were molested as kids/teens.
Most people, or normal people, I guess, wouldn't just casually ask that question to someone. I've never asked a friend or even a potential friend if they were raped/molested as a kid/teen.
>try to get in my pants
Right up until I told them no chance. After that we were chill. We'd do shit like fishing, gaming, b***h about what we were watching, we had subjects we didn't talk about but they weren't so integral we had to constantly reference them, if we did have to talk about it cause we needed help or advice, we didn't abuse the other person's tolerance. I think it helped them neither of us really seemed to have an agenda. We spoke plainly and it worked fine. >uncomfortable
Never used that word cause people take it as a character assessment and not just an expression.
I've met gay dudes who acted like you said, but i just told them no thank you and to go find someone more receptive to what they want,
as there are plenty out there.
>A gay dude will go up to you and be like, "Hey you're hot let's have sex hahahaha" A female won't do that to a man.
gays have high sex drives and are promiscuous. There is no point in gay flirting and they never develop any form of "game". BG3 is not that far off from reality.
What a shame. I wanted a comfy bro party, and it seems like they really didn't want people to have that option unless you're a homosexual. I guess I'll just travel around with all the girls in a boring ass harem even though Lah'zul is so fricking obnoxious and annoying to be around. She's just "MUH EDGELORD FRICK YOU" character, though anons tell me she gets better later on.
Having her and Shadowheart in the party together seems like oil and water. They clearly both hate each other, again though, anons tell me that Lah'zul starts to "feel bad" for Shadowheart, and they become besties sisters. Fricking garbage ass writing.
If you point this out to users on the steam forum all the gays will come screeching at you saying that LGBT is a good thing and that you're too weakminded to handle homos hitting on you 24/7 and say that women have to deal with that IRL. It's a very kek worthy place.
https://steamcommunity.com/app/1086940/discussions/0/6045572169627341992/
I couldn't find the meme without an ifunny logo but the default response a gay has for being a homosexual is "you want to frick me that's why it bugs you so bad"
>My playthrough >Gale hits on me >Immediately tell him it's a fantasy and I'm not interested >He says ok >Is my bro for the rest of the game, never tried to hit on me again even when he was sitting under the stars contemplating his death
Seems you did something to lead him on, homosexual OP. Also upgrade your PC, literally looks like your playing on a PS4 lmao
>BG3 running on 5E dnd is the fulfillment of that b***h's desires for less "game" part in rpgs
... you expected them to make a game in AD&D in 2023?
>All the male characters are homosexuals
What a shame. I wanted a comfy bro party, and it seems like they really didn't want people to have that option unless you're a homosexual. I guess I'll just travel around with all the girls in a boring ass harem even though Lah'zul is so fricking obnoxious and annoying to be around. She's just "MUH EDGELORD FRICK YOU" character, though anons tell me she gets better later on.
Having her and Shadowheart in the party together seems like oil and water. They clearly both hate each other, again though, anons tell me that Lah'zul starts to "feel bad" for Shadowheart, and they become besties sisters. Fricking garbage ass writing.
>talk to your bro character >he wants to frick you now despite being straight in the last game
playersexualism is a mistake
>I play games where everyone is gay >I-I'm not gay, really!
Because ur gay as frick and play gay games. Throw your gay manchild games away, now.
>I play games where everyone is gay
What? The game literally lets you have a harem of women. You can travel around with an all-female party and have sex with all of them. It's not like the game doesn't give you heterosexual options. I'm just b***hing because I wanted a comfy bro party, and all the men are homosexual towards a male player instead of just friendly and chill.
>b-but there's women too, h-haha >I don't mind the gay characters
homosexual
What? The game literally lets you have a harem of women. You can travel around with an all-female party and have sex with all of them. It's not like the game doesn't give you heterosexual options. I'm just b***hing because I wanted a comfy bro party, and all the men are homosexual towards a male player instead of just friendly and chill.
So I just killed the edgelord woman and saved Halsin but now he wont speak to me and just follows me around as 4th bonus party member. Is this supposed to happen??
69 dude and no guy wants to be friends with females. They are meant to be fricked. You can't be friends with females because they are incapable of returning your friendship.
if you're good friends with a female, chances are she wants to frick you, women being friends with men are just them being attracted to them but not wanting to admit to it.
Just to be clear. I mean in chapter 3. Not in chapter 1.
yeah that's what I was talking about, Halsin was kidnapped for me too and he just stood up after I rescued him, barked some lines of dialogue and then fricked off out of the temple
>if you're good friends with a female, chances are she wants to frick you, women being friends with men are just them being attracted to them but not wanting to admit to it.
You should go outside? I don't think you've ever talked to a woman before.
>yeah that's what I was talking about, Halsin was kidnapped for me too and he just stood up after I rescued him, barked some lines of dialogue and then fricked off out of the temple
frick it. I'll have to reload and do it again
The romance options in Mass Effect must have been actually obvious, I don't recall ever having to turn down a girl. BG3 has the gays chase after you no matter what.
ME1 practically forces you into a romance, sometimes even if you explicitly turn down everyone, to the point that people will literally romance Ashley or Kaiden and then intentionally kill them off just to come out of ME1 without a romance for ME2
you fricking braindamaged idiot, you can absolutely play me1 without any romance. you can turn all of them down. you can fricking turn down every single romance option in every game and it only happens when you get very close to a particular character, and if you dont pursue it they dont bring it up again. people keep bringing up fricking mass effect but all of the romance in it was done with ten times the subtlety and tact than this fricking game did. this game was made by and for sex pests.
Does it really only get worse after Gale shows his magic trick? That shit got real gay but I left before anything gay happened. Now I'm scared for future interactions.
Dunno what you guys are talking about, i had bromance options with gale, for me there were 4 options in that scene not 2, i have bromance options with everyone of them, yoh just have to have high approval.
>/pol/tard mad that the game got rid of fencesitters and just lets you be mean to homosexuals if you're not into them
I don't understand, what's bad about it?
Although I'm a homosexual myself and wouldn't care anyways, I had already another sex night scheduled when this idiot wanted to frick me, so I avoided as I could having to say no to the other character.
>be closeted homosexual in denial >state of the art algorithm determines with 100% accuracy that you are indeed gay >lock you into gay romance >REEEE I AM NOT GAY, I AM NOT
>state of the art algorithm
isn't a bug?
How come every playersexual game releases with "bugs" where you get hit on by guys? I'm starting to think it's not a bug
Why is there no "Yeah, I value you as a comrade in arms!" answer? The answer choices literally read
a) gay sex
b) narcissistic gay sex
c) I dont want gay sex, I don't want anything to do with you
Seems like they're unironically trying to manipulate the player into being gay. >Oh you want to be friendly and interact with this character? Then you must suck his wiener, there's no other way.
I can't say I'm surprised, games with "choices" seem like they're rife with potential for psychological conditioning of unsuspecting and impressionable kids.
Majority of parents will allow their kids to play M rated games because it's normalized. No normalgays parent wants their kid to be the sheltered square. If you actually think kids aren't playing call of duty and GTA you're an idiot. This is known.
>traumatizing kids by exposing them to extreme violence, gore and explicit sex (with animals and homosexuals)
you're fricked up my dude, good parents would have bought you Nintendo Switch instead and send you to church every sunday.
I just wanted a Dungeons and Dragons inspired game. I do not care about social links in a dungeon crawler. I do not want to have to see a sex scene every day. I just want to pummel through enemies with my companion.
but I played the first two games with my shorthaired tomboychildhood friend. We bought this game together with the expectation of another DND dungeon crawler. too much focus on sex.
That's odd anon. I never got those options when I immediately turned him down. Sounds to me like you're actually a homosexual and entertained his advances.
>meet gale >we bro it up >chilling out back at camp >homie be practising some magic >go chat to him >oh you playing wid da weave bro? >oh shit homie yeah show me that >im weaving >suddenly our characters eyes meet >gale is staring at me like he wants to suck me off >I...
gale wtf? I thought we were bros, i thought you were just showing me how to weave homie wtf is this
Anon, you had to have seen the signs. It was more than just a simple magic trick. He was projecting an image of his former lover right before the lesson. The romantic inclination the scene established. It was far from subtle. Though you can still use practice with him, platonically.
Pump main stat to 16 or 17, depending on feats and your other ability scores. Buy or find better weapons and armor. Make sure you have any positives already going before combat, for instance, Mage Armor should always be cast on anyone without armor, and Bless lasts for 10 turns, so you can cast it and still have 9 turns left at the start of combat. You can right click and scroll to examine any enemy so you have a better idea of what will and work against them as far as resistances and weaknesses.
Did you keep going in the weave scene up until the moment your character could choose what they imagine with Gale? You could have backed out when the narrator say the moment feels "intimate".
you will spread your ass cheeks goyim
the "relationships" in this game feel incredibly dull/shallow, no real progression just instant LETS FRICK BRO/BROSETTE, like the people who wrote these chars never interacted with real people in the world
Absolutely not true for Shadowheart romance.
>never take shadowheart in my party
>in camp all day every day
>save the grove/refugees
>camp scene
>shadowheart wants to have a "wine" with me
>queue unearned sex scene
ye very realistic bruh
even i've been once asked for night drink which resulted in unearned sex scene, so it must be fairly realistic and happening often to more out going people. didn't even pay for the taxi lol
there is no sex scene with shadowheart after the grove you lying Black person
Should you only be allowed to progress the romance if she's in your party that would suck and make it almost impossible to progress every character story
lol many sex has been had after a bottle of wine, why do you think everyone and their mother has the claps
>unearned
Holy shit, actual incel hands typed this and they did it unironically.
They still get approval based on your actions while in camp.
If you want to whine about "muh immersion" then you can assume they are being told about what happened when your party goes back to camp.
Absolutely true for her romance. Few hours in and she already was singing praises about me and that i'm the best person she ever met.
Well, in her Dark Justiciar version of "romance" she'll regale you with tales how she fricked a bunch before. Even though she didn't remember very much.
That's real life, anon.
they explicitly said the game would be deeper than that tho
This was marketed like cp2077 and due to not being broken pile of shit people believe all the marketing is true
Almost like hookup culture is these days, huh?
Almost all my relationships started with LETS FRICK BROSETTE
it’s not the world’a fault you can’t get any
no one cares about your ugly girlfriend, fattie
lolno, most of the companions only bang near the end of act 3. Why are you spilling your spaghetti about games you don't play and know nothing about?
This man just admitted he has no rizz
The poor fool
>zoomer Black personbabble
You gotta appreciate them outing themselves like that though. Very useful, instantly know who to ignore.
Because it's degeneracy. We live in a world where people meet up through tinder, frick, then go their separate ways, not to mention most of the trannies half ass the transition just to get a shot at banging a lesbian but still keep their dicks. Fact of the matter is, most people don't care for the lovey dovey interactions of relationships, they just want to bang, and that's who this game is marketed to.
The character models aren't attractive enough to make me care about the sex aspect.
anon realistic romance for our era is shallow and dull thats why its so bad
it was written by a collective of fat and severely mentally ill women. of course the romances in this game suck.
>posting hamburger helper
not looking good for BG3
her vile and rotten spirit lives on in games like BG3. I will never forgot the age when video game writing went from nerd shit to homosexual shit
BG3 running on 5E dnd is the fulfillment of that b***h's desires for less "game" part in rpgs, so those won't distract a player from gay sex. She literally won. I guess Ganker shares hew views now.
I feel like this game would've been better on 4E rather than 5E. The biggest complaint about 4E was that it felt like a video game and then there were no video games for 4E outside of DnD Online and Neverwinter
>BG3 running on 5E dnd is the fulfillment of that b***h's desires for less "game" part in rpgs
... you expected them to make a game in AD&D in 2023?
oh god, that fat prostitute is back? how did she even get work after the horreounds trash that was da2.
Nah, after Mass Effect 3 hamburger helper eventually started working for a shitty mobile game company that got torn apart in 2020 for being "racist and sexist"
At least DA2 had a virgin female romance
I still remember people getting pissed that you couldn't romance your own sister because of how shit the romance choices were in that game
rule number 1, don't let women write your romances
also hawke's sister was one of the few hot females in the entire game
>the "relationships" in this game feel incredibly dull/shallow
They don't feel, they are.
The things you can talk about with your companions are hilariously limited. Good ol' Torment shits all over it. So does MotB.
Sodomites aren't people
note how people universally mocked skyrim romance system back in 2011, but now that it was redone 12 years later (arguably in a worse manner) people are actually trying to defend it
At least Skyrim's romance system is just as shallow as its followers, so it isn't nearly as jarring.
Larian team is Full of anon?
Yeah, it's realistic to current year.
Especially homosex
it's all gay propaganda anyways
the difference is that all these characters look and act like adults. In Anime games the characters all look underage and often have incestuous/predatory undertones. Can't just give a young anime woman huge breasts and call her adult.
This. Japan needs to go back to making anime girls that look like women and not autistic children with flesh fangs.
>In Anime games the characters all look underage and often have incestuous/predatory undertones
Haha thankfully the west is free of such degeneracy. Like my favorite show game of thrones with constant incest and child prostitution.
yes, but in the those shows it's not glorified. In Anime, it's used as a joke or "fanservice"
I fail to see how a joke or fanservice is glorification either.
>like the people who wrote these chars never interacted with real people in the world
that 99% of fantasy and scifi
If Tinder were a video game.
So basically this is Ganker's arc of realizing you want love and sex less than you want true friendship?
Sex is meaningless without a fulfilling relationship. It's the difference between sex with a partner/spouse and buying a prostitute. It leaves a hollow feeling, just like whacking off.
>love and friendship
>mutually exclusive
ronery detected
Yeah but the point is the game already has romances which has plenty of non-sex interactions, so the only complaints are that the game lacks male-male friendships
Yes, because any guy that has done anything team oriented understands the mutual friendships that come from such activities.
The fact that you can't be bros with anyone in your party that you are going into battle with is bad writing.
This is something that old bioware fricking nailed.
The romance being copy pasted from the straight female option strikes me as structural lack of effort passed off as progressive
Like how female characters have progressively lost skimpy clothes just to now wear downsized male clothes, or how unique character npc designs are eschewed in favour of procgen samefaces in different skin colours
friendship is earned in battle
BG1 did this really well, where practically all the companions have a good motive for helping you with your quest which is something this game doesn't get right. And after playing with them for a bit, even the chaotic evil ones will be like "You know what, you're not so bad."
THAT'S an RPG
Agreed. It's especially noticeable if you're conservative with your long rests. I play a martial party and basically never long rest, and Shadowheart went from b***h mode to wanting to frick me in like... five days? It feels really lazy and hamfisted.
I thought BG2 did it fairly well, mechanically (outside of bugs that is). I forget how it worked exactly, but by the time the relationship actually starts going somewhere, it felt like you've been doing adventuring between long distances for some time now.
Here you become a blushing couple in what feels like a few days in-lore before Underdark.
It's the LOVETALK global, and is dependent on actual play time, with certain trigger events iterating through certain progress points. Basically, this means that the players active time with a companion progresses the romance, so if you have Vic sitting at a tavern all of the time, you can't ever romance her. Travelling for a long time is a necessity for a romance to develop, which is realistic.
And yeah, she's like "haha, you gib me butterflies in my stomach" and I'm like "bitch, I've known you for less than a week". It makes her seem almost unstable and desperate, which I don't think is what Larian is going for.
It's funny that Larian shit talked bioware style romances when bioware handled romances with companions far better.
In general they handled relationships with companions far better because the romance was an extension of a developed relationship not the other way around.
yeah, it's really stupid and one of the game's major flaws imo
I'm ironically closest with Astarion because, by some miracle, he's the ONLY dude in the party who hasn't tried to frick my dwarf
Him and Karlach are the reason my MC even feels safe in the camp at night. Shart, Wyll and Gale all have tried to put the moves on me and I hate them
>rapey vampire dude and muscleb***h she-ra defending sleeping dwarf from horny campmates
middle option dosent seem rude to me
It's definitely not rude, but Gale will be fricking your ass in the near future.
every romance option has a "no" at every single interaction
you can kill them at every single interaction as well. doesn't excuse the rest of the interaction.
doesnt excuse you keep pressing the first option instead of no
It just feels weird when my goodest of good main character suddenly turns schizo and yells FRICK OFF c**t to one of his closest friends.
i think its funny
Solution: Kill him right after this conversation.
it does sound flirty to me at least. wheres the most natural answer, "sure bro?"
>are you my friend?
>That depends
Sounds pretty rude
>That depends. Do you want to plunge your dick into my ass? then no, we're not friends. Do you want to get smashed together then go frick some b***hes? Sure, bro!
that's the point, option 1 is spreading your asscheeks then and there, option 2 is flirting, option 3 is telling him to frick off.
It might not be rude, but a normal man would never say that to one of his normal male friends. I'm sorry that the Lord Of The Rings movies have warped your perspective on male relationships(Frodo and Samwise), but that's not reality.
>I dunno what do you like about me uwu?
Even if it's not rude it falls into the gay romance camp. So either you have 2 gay options or flat out telling him you're not even friends.
>pick all the romance options
>surprised when presented with romance
woooooow wtf larian
Gale and Astarion throw themselves at you even if you left them to rot at your camp from the begining.
You don't have to. I'm avoiding romance with everyone and most characters have two attempts to frick your boy pussy. The first time is like a gentle frick off and the second is the actual frick off leave me alone.
the problem is conflating bonding with romance. there's no boys will be boys/girl-time moment here only up-front romance when you attempt to bond with any of the companions
i think the problem is more with people being insecure and secretly wanting to frick gale that they get angry about the option being presented to them as if it were an accusation and now youre here telling everyone how closeted you are. sexually secure people dont give a shit
This guy gets it. Why is there no "hey vamp guy, what's it like being a vampire" "hey mage, show me some more magic just don't make it a gay session" there's literally no friend characters in this game that's supposed to be all about companions. They're all just boring dating sim characters.
femanon here. i wish there was an event where I can help karlach dress up and find a tiefling date instead of coming unto me. would be kino.
4 real though
>know each other for like 3 days at most
>immediately goes into shitty romance tier dialogue type flirting after asking basic questions about their past
>everyone is ready to frick the player after a couple conversations
>killing dozens of mobs is very romantic
>done nothing but disappoint lae'zel but she still wants to frick
>every character gets upset from being rejected and try to come onto you AGAIN after you've rejected them
idk how they managed to get this stupid about their characters, DOS2 while the characters were shit at least they had more depth
>killing dozens of mobs is very romantic
I had gale come up to me after a fight at a Inn in act 2 where he asked me if I ever get "feelings/rushes" well in combat. homie, we were fighting for our lives and you asking me if that made me hard ?
well, did it? wartime rape exists precisely becasue fighting for you life makes people hard
Can't say it did, and having him ask me that would of killed any flame I had in my pants.
If he was a stunning female battlemage however
Yep, LGBTQpedos don't understand what brotherhood or actual sisterhood is, they don't understand the concept of friendship. They just can't fathom a bond like Frodo and Sam with out assuming it's all about sex because they're spiritually rotten people with horrible personalities.
Yep, for a party of "companions" none of them become your friend.
They all just become frick buddies.
The fact that this style of relationship is being praised shows how fricked in the head everyone is right now.
>EYYY Shepard vato! You were nice to me once that means you wanna frick right homes?
You can identify Lariangays every time by them blatantly lying to your face or claiming that "a-a-ackshually y-y-you hate spiders because you secretly want to frick them"
Its a FACT that every partymember in this game is a horny moron-
Its a FACT that the game doesnt allow you friendship-routes.
Its a FACT that male partymembers try to frick you if you are even remotely nice to them.
Lariangays are defending this because its on par with IRL predatory gay behaviour and as we know the gays can do no wrong.
Where is the "let preachers frick children " step?
>Le Catholic priests molest kids, so that means you need to let drag queens do it too
Why did you think that's an argument?
Right here, Rabbi.
Teachers diddle kids at a rate ten times higher than preachers, and both should be burned at the stake
As always, this angle comes from a severe level of moronation that shows brain drain is real as you lap up your Moosk, Taint and Drumpf koom.
There are Approximately 4 million teachers in ratio to the US to 50 million students. There are less than 40,000 officially sanctioned priests, so even if we took your number at face value, there are one hundred times more teachers than Catholic Priests. Funny if we multiply that residual 100x difference (which is actually more) we'd wind up around the same figure. What's even more hilarious is that your data doesn't provide your Catholic priests figure and the number you use for the "Public School Employees" is using a far wider and accredited reporting system than -anything- any local Archdiocese implements.
First, you don't even read your own source - The document concludes that the best way to approach any type of misconduct is to drastically expand funding to Title IX programs and end public immunity protection. MTG and her house foot worshipers wants to cut $15 billion from Title IX, while further increasing protections for clergy and LEO unions - making it easier for them to mask their offenses. The research of your source further emphasizes that it is including all forms of sexual misconduct.
Also, nowhere in the entire research is your figure stated or implied. Nowhere. In fact, all it really does is break down that 18% of Teachers (and since you used public school employees, that number decreases to single digits as well) with harassment claims by the AAUW. This includes everything from catcalling to any type of harassment, which is another thing the research calls for - that to be included in its calculations - which immediately means every tweet from your right wing drumpfs and mooks and taints would easily count as an offense - but why the frick do you care. You don't. Allegations time.
https://www.americamagazine.org/politics-society/2021/11/10/clergy-abuse-allegations-audit-241814
Nice display of stupidity. It just proves the problem is in schools anyway because that's where most molestation happen, however the ~~*media*~~ focuses on priests
>b-b-but whatabOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT priests!
Lariangays were touched by their teachers, this is what turned them into gays.
The number of total catholic priests is far lower and the church is actively engaged in protecting those who are pedophiles and covering up cases of sexual misconduct. KYS.
Public educator detected
How many little children did you "educate" this week?
He's right. Those outside the church out number the church by the millions. Anyone who is not a Christian has a total sum way larger.
Clearly that's why the group commiting child abuse 200 times yearly is more dangeround than the one doing it 29 000 times.
>unions are glorified gangs
wow it's almost like they started as ethnic gangs
Literally untrue. It's not 2005 anymore. The church is literally the ONLY org trying 5o actively weed out their pedos. I would know I was a seminarian and you're subjected to about 500 different psych exams.
>average YEARLY cases
Grim.
No one in the history of ever has tried to claim it's ok for pastors to rape kids. The same can't be said of trannies.
>let preachers frick children
Where do you see that, gay? They get put into jail
What are the sexual orientation of those priests
Oh right they're infamous for fricking boys
it always humors me how gays conveniently ignore this
another virgin really concerned about their imaginary children that they will never have. worry about having sex before you worry about kids
Its really telling that a homosexual troon is really worried about other peoples children for some reason.
nah it happened to me just now, when elf boy has the mirror and hes like "what do you see?" there's literally 2 flirting options and "someone who is wasting my time"
there's similar ones with gale, if you don't be a c**t to the male characters you're basically only left with gay sex.
>if you don't be a c**t to the male characters you're basically only left with gay sex.
makes the answer simple tbh.
Why is there no "Lets just be friends" option? Why does the only option to turn him down say that you don't even want to be friends with him? This game is supposed to be about roleplaying and most good-aligned characters wouldn't needlessly insult a party member like that.
every day that girls are not having sex with me, i am being assaulted by them. they should be forced to pay me reparations for the mental trauma i've had to endure being forced to watch them get fricked up the ass by chad.
Why would you wanna be friends with a homosexual though
The fact he is a homosexual is the funniest thing because the dude has a 24/7 boner for the goddess of magic(which he boned multiple times). He literally can't shut up about her so I was lulled into a false sense of security.
>goddess of magic(which he boned multiple times)
Is there ANYTHING that doesn't get FRICKED in this game?
There's seems to be everything except a heterosexual partner in a monogamous relationship
The goddess of magic is a human woman that was given the powers by the overgod after the previous one was killed. She has her needs. She is no different from the hero of BG2 in that regard.
is there really no option for a middle ground of just being good friends?
nah, there's another scene where he's being sad and the first two options are gay and the last one is "i'm not gonna be around you if you're gonna be sad" **leaves**
kek, it's actually just two options
1. Let's sleep together, Gale
2. I'm leaving, you self pitying gay
>and then the game forced me to pick option 1 because i chose it!
Surely you're baiting
You're missing the point, troony.
No one wants to gay him but neither be insulting to him.
Everyone wants a ''Sorry, bro, i dont swing that way'' option or better yet, not be homosexual approached by every dude in the game.
The game gives you two bad options, moron
just so you're aware option one isnt a romance option
Oh thank frick, because that line wouldn't feel out of place between bros at all tbdesu
I can see Frodo saying to Sam, and vice versa
>say that to a co-worker
>they just stare at me
>say that to a close friend
>"Lmao bro wtf that was gay as frick"
>say that to a family member
>they just laugh and say "ok"
>...
>Say that to my wife
>calls me a corny gay and laughs (i love her)
who the frick wrote this and why dont they talk to real people in real life? Just say I got your back no matter what or we'll see what tomorrow brings
Actually hilarious ngl
Are there literally any characters you can be bros with? Maybe kill all the companions and pretend to be bros with dwarven hirelings or something?
>tfw there's more bro-op with the damn pawns in DD2 than in a western CRPG
just don't talk to him during the frick-night and you won't get that scene moron
Nope. Any interaction trying to bond with your companions will instantly have them trying to frick you eventually. If you refuse to frick, your interactions with your companions will be limited to their personal missions which mostly aren't interactions with your character.
Yeah dialogue really sucks. I was disappointed when the frog finally had something positive to say that she trusted and respected me and then immediately she was talking about tasting and fricking me. Girl chill.
God damn, it's Anders from Dragon age 2 all over again
Yeah, because women wrote both. It gives you some keen insight into the mind of the average woman.
No, because Belgian writing. Either you want to frick someone, or you hate em.
no, just don't talk to them at all outside of their quests and if it looks flirty it most likely is for furthering the relationship, i hate how you get 'disapproval' for rejecting them, if approval was actually important this could have been a big deal but it doesn't seem that important so whatever
hell if it is even friendly with the hint of wanting to know more about the person, that also leads to romance for some reason because you can't know anything about a person unless you're romantically involved in them or some shit
Hey how do I undo the vampire sex slave shit
You don’t :^)
You let that homie put you on your knees and now you want out???
I didn’t weigh the pros and cons enough
Its a groom or be groomed world buddy, you just got groomed
nuke gaymerica and the planet will start to heal
>play homosexual games
>wtf, why are homos hitting at me
hahaha, moron OP
the game was made in europe moron, mutts have nothing to do with this one, its kinda ironic if this shit was made in America /v will seethe about it and call it wooke trash, but half of /v are shilling it for free
Wizards of The Coast is an American company, dumbass
that explain where Larian got the money from+the shilling campaign, but the game was made by europoors
>we will not fund your game unless you put our mental illness in your game
simple as
again, nuke America and the planet will start to heal
but neo-libreal and progressive values originiated in france, germany and sweden. Honestly Europe just holds the world back.
True. Horror movies always show Euros doing the weirdest shit
I know but they were following WoTC general directives. Look at how pozzed DnD and MTG became lately.
Divinity Original Sin 1 and 2 werent THAT pozzed
I'm tired of seeing them everywhere
>DAS RITE
>He needs some milk
DOS1 wasn't pozzed at all.
Divine Divinity is the only non pozzed Larian game.
What's pozzed about DOS1?
DD is the only game they had actual control over. Everything else was either pozzed by ubisoft or a other publisher.
What's pozzed about DOS1 though?
The guardians are trannies.
The player characters are trannies?
Yes just like the majority of the audience for Original Sin. And yes they are trans it's canon.
Now you're just being childish.
That's your "social gender"
dos1 no but dos2 was only a step down from this. It also had gay companions that want to rape you in it for example
DOS might not be pozzed but they’re shit games so who cares
BG3 is alright so the amount of asshomosexualry is annoying (even though they calm down past act 1, except of course gale and one attempt from wyll)
>but the game was made by europoors
Honestly hard to say how much this is Larian and how much of it is WotC.
A lot of the writers they hired on for this seem to be american like that furhomosexual guy people meme about.
Larian is being larian whom are all too eager to devastate an IP they didn't create with anal fisting to make a quick buck, WOTC is desperately trying to stay relevant and have been destroying the IP for 20 years
so both
>so both
This. Anyone trying to blame a specific thing is moronic. It's all of Larian, it's all of WOTC, it's pozzed american culture, it's european culture gladly accepting exporting pozzed shit. No one is absolved.
And Larian is owned by Tencent.
>mutts have nothing to do with this one
Published by a mutt company. They call ALL the shots since they bankroll the game you moronic c**t.
It is Americans who started all this gayBlack person homosexualry. have a nice day in the head you useless cuck.
>i had to be a gay since i'm too much of a beta to be mean
kys
/thread
the problem is the lack of options
I'd like to have companions that will share stories and the company of each other without simply having to choose between being a homosexual or telling them to frick off
needed to hear Gayle speak for 10s to see that coming
I haven't played BG3 but I heard it's set in Faerun, in which that's actually pretty true to the original lore. Faerun as a setting is really horny.
So this is the power of CRPGs..
Fallout 4 had a friendzone option
>real life forces you to submit to the trans/gay agenda or you're an butthole
playing a male protagonist is gay
That's what happens when the people in charge of the writing are mentally ill freaks that cannot fathom the concept of friendship because their sexual perversion seeps in literally every aspect of their life.
>Pop up in camp that Gale needs to talk in private
>Can't even interact with him because he's not there and left a mirror image
>Seems important, probably story/plot related
>Actually Gale just wanted a gay picnic in the middle of the night
>Every not gay dialogue option makes you sound like a middle school bully
I just wanted at least a single dude in my party I could be bros with, man...
I thought Wyll was gonna be that and all of a sudden he asks me to dance with him.
Yeah, I was bros with Wyll, then he suddenly was like "Want to dance??" and when I turned him down he started sulking about how he'd been hoping super badly :(( and practicing so hard :(( just to dance with you :~~*
Insufferable.
That homie ZESTY
>I just wanted at least a single dude in my party I could be bros with
Gale is an unironic psychopath, what the frick were you thinking?
that his "magic trick" was going to be some special spell event or some such. not a dick up the ass
Be glad it was surprise buttsex and not surprise human sacrifice with you as the offering, you goddamn moron.
at least something interesting would have happened. Bait homosexuals like you in with the promise of sucking dick and then appease moloch
>>Can't even interact with him because he's not there and left a mirror image
what? did he die and you didnt rez him or something?
This is peak modern western game.
Every single male character that comes along is a homosexual that wants to frick you and if you reject you're the bad guy. Most of the women are hideous and look like men. LOL gay BEAR BESTIALITY MARKETING!!!
Anyone got the cat camp dialogue with Gale? I swear there was a part there where the only non gay option was to say that you hated cats.
This game really exposed the closet homos.
>people that dont like being beat over the head with larry fink neoliberalism are gays, like me!!
whatever helps you cope fukboi
You're the one thats getting dick down by dudes "involuntarily". Acting like your wiener thrist didn't lead to you taking greasy loads down your throat.
I've never played the game I watched it on youtube. nasty homosexual
Oh then you imagined it. That's even gayer. You're fruitier than a bat.
>Oh then you imagined it. That's even gayer. You're fruitier than a bat.
Don't go trans to sate your infinite wiener lust. I'm sure there's another anon here that can accept the fact you imagine videogame characters forcing you to be gay.
is there an option to bond with the male companions without getting fricked in the ass? I just want drinking buddies like old dnd tavern
No, the only way to progress their bond events is to purse them romantically
you will never have a garrus manly handshake again
I shudder to think what a bonding event with wrex is like in this troony era
Fun fact: 99.9% of all the hands you will shake in your entire life has had a dick in it.
It's so sad, we'll never have a Garrus relationship again in this gay power era.
Not really. Being nice and learning about their past just leads to them coming on to you, potentially repeatedly if the game forgets to remember that you turned them down.
Considering how fast this shit goes, you can tell some young dumb woman wrote it.
And Larian saw fit to not give you the option for a fully custom party. They even made the multiplayer workaround harder to achieve with the latest patch.
do you need these pre made members for some main plot events? Why would the devs give a shit if you circumvent their homosexualry and make costum mercs
no, i just leave every companion on the camp and talk to them after completing the mission, they have a 1 line complaining about not being along but other than that no difference.
can you even talk to them about mission accomplished without them trying to blow you on the spot?
yes, the conversation you start with will be about the mission, then you can pick the "another topic" option to go back to the usual commands
>And Larian saw fit to not give you the option for a fully custom party
I thought you could make hirelings?
they are not customizable, you can only change their class (so same as normal companions)
your only option for a full custom party is to open three other instances of multiplayer and open a LAN game or something and connect to yourself. then make all the characters and have the three clients disconnect once the game boots
what a piece of shit game
I'm sure there's gonna be a mod that's gonna make that process not as much of a hassle, if there isn't already. I haven't finished my vanilla run yet and the 8 party mod sounds interesting, if only to get more friends together in a game.
You acquire and respec Hirelings, not customize or create them, so you're stuck with a bunch of homosexual premade characters.
Theyre all weirdoes and creeps. I dont think there is a single likeable character in this game, companion or NPC. Save maybe for Halsin but Ive barely gotten him back from the camp.
halsin is a moralgay degenerate he's objectively one of the worst characters in the game
kinda, both Wyll and Gale have very pressing issues at hand
Wyll has a demon contract that you need to get him out of.
Gale has Elminster teleporting in telling him to kys for the greater good that you need to find an alternative route for
No. It's the worst part of the game. The companion relationships are awkward as frick.
>I wouldn't call this a friendship. More a series of necessary interactions...
>...Where we have gay sex.
Every single blue check mark game critic immediately sucking this game was a big red flag.
Blue checks are dead bro, they refer to something totally different now
Yeah, now it's the lefties and former blue checks crying about the blue checks, because it no longer means a stooge of the establishment.
>*cough*
>"GAY RAPE TIME!"
>friendship = sex
Gays are annoying.
>wake up in camp
>Astarion is literally on top of me
Just like being a woman
>ugly male friend hits on you
>your only options are to be fricked by his Jabba the Hut looking ass
>or be an butthole to him and reject him, ruining the friendship
BG3 is a great woman simulator
>>or be an butthole to him and reject him
Or just let him down nicely to preserve the friendship??? Do women really
They just try again if you let them down nicely and try to just be friendly. Then they later cry about being led on because the woman wasn't an butthole to them.
It's funny because of the timing
Noted if I ever get friends again
Nobody is forcing you to do anything, troony.
Why doesn't the game just let you declare that you're straight so your homosexual friends don't hit on you?
Because if you've had any friends, you'd know that gay men would hit on you regardless of your orientation.
Most gay men, if they know your orientation, have enough respect to not do that, or if they don't, and get rebuffed, are smart enough to not push the issue. It's a true fantasy game in that it's one big gay stereotype and people are fawning over it. It's ridiculous.
This isn’t true in the slightest.
I had a gay friend at work once. He was pretty cool, was gay never made his sexuality his only defining trait. We would usually slack off and talk about video games and shit.
Never once did he come onto me or ask me out or anything like that as he knew I liked women.
This probably only applies to those overly camp gay gays who make being gay their entire identity, the ones with the really high voice.
>white knighting for a gay on Ganker "randomly"
sure buddy.
nazi incel chud
>games forces you to frick an butthole or be an butthole
lmao pottery
Wish we could have a nonsexual friendship type of character like Garrus, Alistair, Wynne etc.
Relationships in this game are very underwhelming.
It is genuinely bizarre how degenerate the game is.
Easiest refund I've ever submitted.
zoinks
i guess ill lend him my pooty
i don't want a -1 rel points!!
How much does a "good" play through ruin your chances with Astarion? Is playing as a goody-two-shoes too off-putting for him or is he too horny to care?
Everyone except Astarion tried to frick me. He said I was disgusting. Playing as lawful good.
>He said I was disgusting.
A true bro, giving you his honest opinion and not trying to suck your dick.
Gale being so aggressively gay bothers me when his whole backstory is literally how he was shagging the goddess of magic. The twink vampire I can understand but that's really forced. At least Wyll hasn't made a pass at me.
Why do you care if you offend digital gays?
it's funny how all the people in camp is non-stop hitting on my 3ft ugly geezer halfling.
People simply gravitate towards high CHA characters. It's no different in real life.
I have 8 cha
Probably still higher than RL (You).
then why are the companions hitting on a 8cha ugly bastard? is it because i'm black?
You need to be an butthole to be str8. Dummy.
>Not killing gay wizard, gay vampire and gay Black person the moment you cross paths with them
>not using hirelings to fill up party spots
full on moron OP
the hirelings aren't customizable
So?
You can kick Gale out of your group. Solve the problem.
>MUH WIZARD
Meh... You can be a wizard.
based
i thought Gankerirgins were now cool with the whole woke shit so now idea where this inane b***hing is coming from
https://corporate.pokemon.com/en-us/inclusion-and-social-impact/
>play game made by homosexuals
>be surprised when game is full of homosexuals
just stop being a chud and have sex
you never know, you might enjoy it
I miss the era of having to jump through ten thousand hoops just to get into aribeth's panties
>incel cant even say no to a video game characters
lmao
>Gale's magic tricks
>your cute girl dream guardian is actually a bara male illithid with a weird sex scene
So, that guy lariansissies were making fun of was right, and this game actually forces you to be gay?
Your fault you made a short woman guardian instead of a tall black man with bbc
Can you play this game without any companions? I don't want to deal with this shit. It'd just be jarring to me.
Now you know how it feels to be a woman
i have never had sex
But can female characters pursue platonic friendships with straight male party members?
does the middle option invariably lead to butt love?
They should have at least had an 'as long as you're not casting hide the sausage' option when he offers to teach you magic
>game written by women
>expects male friendship to exist
It's quite impressive how the dialogue options in this game are either "get laid" or "be a sigma" with zero in-between
In the developer's eyes, only a pyscho would turn down free sex.
i haven't played this game yet, but even tho I'm fine with gay shit it sounds terrible to have have all characters be down to frick with both genders. How can good writing exist if everyone is just down to frick?
You need constant sex and violence as shock value to appeal to the eternal Amerimutt brain. If you start to add nuance and layers to your story they'll just get confused and/or bored.
these Black folk are from belgium anon.
That doesn't invalidate what he said, look who's praising the game
>made by euros
>somehow this is americas fault
can't belgians literally frick animals and teenagers legally?
see
You moronic animehomosexual.
BG3 being made by a fake country explains a lot tbh
I don't mean to be rude but have you guys not been around much people irl? In college it was very common for men and women to think I liked them sexually due to me just being nice and friendly to them. People are constantly thinking you want to frick them if you are nice to them. Even my own manager tried it on with me as she said I was always working extra hard to please her so she thought I was interested. If you are just being extremely nice to everyone constantly they will think its a relationship or sex you are after even if you just think you are being friendly.
I'm not baiting. I'm just always very nice to people going out of my way to help them as it makes me feel good. But people often interpret it as me wanting them sexually.
not everyone is a homosexual magnet like you moron. As long as you talk normal no dude thinks you are trying to frick em. Only ones who think every move from men is about getting layed is women or homosexuals
Even adult gays aren't this annoying in real life, I don't know why these playersexual games make all gay men come onto you. Pretty sure gays can tell if somebody is gay
>doesn't know gay autists exist who will develop crush on someone being nice to them because they're so starved of positive connections they'll assume any is intimate.
Isn't that an insult to homosexuals, to assume they're all wiener starved rapists
or is this what they call "pride"
>mistaking desire for intimate connection with wiener hungry rapist
Don't feel like that's a little bit of hyperbole there?
What's the difference between a rapist and somebody with a very strong desire to rape somebody (or get raped)?
The frick does that have to do with awkward social connection? Fantasy's about shit? Stop being a fricking moron.
>be gay
>can't get laid
>assume all attention is somebody wanting to pozz your butthole
I guess the difference between a rapist and a wiener hungry bottom is you can't rape people with your butthole (aside from the obvious, bottoms being pussies)
This isn't excluse to being gay, straight people also act like this if they can't get laid.
I don't think so, a celibate gay doesn't exist, as their entire identity is based on butthole
Straight people are also completely obsessed with pussy, you see how much incels obsess and scream over the fact they can't get pussy?
BG3 has everyone chase after you, this isn't a 'le israelites!! the west has fallen!!' issue, this is just bad writing in general.
gays aren't normal in that sex defines them personally, this is because they can't procreate so the only thing that matters to them is how much wiener they take. This is different from straight people who usually realize there's more to life than pounding ass, especially ones that end up having children as they grow content naturally as raising children is one of the most rewarding things in life you can do.
gays don't have that so everything is about sex until they die
>gays aren't normal in that sex defines them personally
how though? do you really think all straight people wanna have kids and only have sex for the purpose of procreation? lmao
anon you are a virgin, you have never had sex, you can't be making these big sweeping statements when you haven't even experienced any inkling of what you're talking about
>how does sex define gays
Really Black person? Have you ever met a gay? Ever wonder why they do the gay voice? It's to signal to literally anybody around that they need wiener in their ass
I don't think you've ever been friends with a gay person before, the 'gay voice' isn't something thats put on, purposefully, it just happens to some people naturally.
Have you ever met a straightoid? Ever wonder why they do the fake deep voice? It's to signal to literally anybody around that they need their wiener in pussy
>the 'gay voice' isn't something thats put on, purposefully, it just happens to some people naturally.
>the 'fake deep voice' isn't something thats put on, purposefully, it just happens to some people naturally.
god why are straightoids always putting on that fake voice? they're so obsessed with sex
You mean the thing that identifies you as having biologically undergone puberty without you even needing to see the person? Yeah sounds biologically useless
About as biologically useless as stuffing people's turds
side note, why are gay men trying to sound like children?
>You mean the thing that identifies you as having biologically undergone puberty without you even needing to see the person? Yeah sounds biologically useless
Nice lie, I know it's all fake and put on, since that totally is rational right?
side note, why are straight women trying to sound like children?
Straight women being young means they're more virile
Gay men act like and sound like toddlers to relive some sort of sexual abuse in their past
ohhh sex obsessed straightoid wants their partner to sound young and 'virile'?
Wow how can they be so sex obsessed and weird? total predators, going after anyone who seems 'young' and childlike
Yes procreation is predatory
And fricking other men that have psychological disorders while trying to sound like a child is normal
procreation with children is predatory... and it seems you wanna do exactly that, what a groomer!
Yep, I'm just here to play games where men act like toddlers and crawl around on all fours while I pack their doody back into their colon
projecting, you just got exposed, you wanna to procreate with women who sound and look 'as young as possible' wowww, what a groomer everybody pack it up everyone
Yes I know I'm evil for having a biological drive for wanting to procreate
That's why I'm trying to get children to play my gay game so they will crawl around on all fours for me so I can be normal
a biological drive to procreate with children...
Damn hetero's really out here exposing themselves fr....
>women are children
>gay men pretend to be children to attract mates
are gay men women and thus children?
doesn't that make you a pedophile?
sorry incel i won ;3 keep coping groomer
>straight men are to blame that homosexuals like me have a gay lisp!
What an amazing fricking cope on top of having to wear a diaper when you reach your 30s because you rectum doesn't close up properly and you're leaking rancid shit 24/7 of out your stretched-out butthole.
He's just shitposting, unironically the only barely tolerable gay I've seen post here
Sounds like your only exposure to gays is Twitter, some of us are quite sane anon
You're not sane, Farquaad.
What the frick schizo shit is this? You're kinda moronic.
Glad we're at "facebook boomer" tier discussion. Good work everyone
>he doesn't know about power bottoms
and I hope I never meet one
>he doesnt know about my leaky butthole
No one wants to know.
We also dont want to know how you were molested by your uncle when you were a kid.
>Ive only ever been nice to people my whole life
>Permavirgin
>People still treat me like shit because Im ugly
Why even try anymore Im so fricking tired of it
How many gays have gotten mad saying "no you're just gay there's nothing homosexual about saying man to man "why do you like me" these people are such freaks.
Huh? Second option is neither, are you moronic?
>make a character that looks like a homosexual
>is surprised when other homosexuals want to infect him with AIDS
Is this why gay men always hit on me but women never do? Women have told me they think I look gay. But they never explain exactly what they mean by that. Like is it my clothes or my face or my way of speaking or what? I will say irl I talk exactly like how Gale does. I have the same sort of accent and mannerisms and vocabulary. Its very frustrating how women think I'm gay.
The character is wearing a purple tunic and earrings, you tell me.
Good.
looks like butthole is back on the menu, boys.
Discussions irl about this game are exactly like they are online. No one wants to talk about the sex and bestiality simulator.
>nooo im a good boy how a game dares make me say bad thing
You already are a gay if you feel uncomfortable to telling someone off
I wish the game was even more horny. Like the second witcher. Sure you can frick the companions, yes. But what about the cute tiefling bard? Or the qt halfling trader in the goblin fort?
The homosexuals in steam discussion are saying that this is how they felt in the past several years when a game "forces" heterosexual romance on them. Fricking homosexuals and carpet munchers are the reason for the increase in brainrot in modern society.
>spend all my time with a certain character doing dialog choices they like and giving the correct gifts
>wooooooooooow how was I supposed to know that would lead to romance?
At least most have affinity attached to them.
That's pretty realistic. Some homosexuals are so persistant you need to kick their ass before they get the message. What, you haven't beat up a gay?
I guess I'd pick 2 here. 3 if 2 leads to weird shit.
you would pick 2 if youre autistic and a homosexual, but if youre based, youll pick 3 and tell the ugly old homosexual to frick off
>Hey player want to see a magic trick?
>ok
>I will now disappear my wiener inside your ass!
Thank you Gale, very cool
>let's have sex
>tell me more...
>pssh nothing personnel
Amazing, immersive storytelling
What (multi)-class do I pick for edgy plate wearer with some dark magic? Eldritch Knight? Oathbreaker Paladin? Some kind of Cleric?
HAVE SEX (with a man), incel. Take a few dicks and you might stop being a chud
Why are millennials so effeminate in general?
>not wanting to lead him on with ambiguous dialog, build up his hopes and dreams and then harshly reject/kill him when he actually makes a move
I just don't understand why there isn't any friendship options. Literally the best characters from any rpg have always been the bros, like garrus, varric, roche, etc. yet larian doesn't seem to get that simple concept.
is this true?
the goblin party was extremely jarring, even characters I never interacted with wanted to frick. I think the only character of note that didn't wanna frick that wasn't an NPC was Wyll because he was brooding. Every other character had dialogue trying to get into my pants. I went with Karlach and the whole journey has been adorable. Would've finished with my Squidmommy Karlach if the game didn't crash on the killing blow of the final boss
Many share the sentiment.
the irony is that there's a quote out there from one of the devs explaining how they're not just "Bioware romances" and won't just bang you after a couple of dialogue prompts. that's exactly what happens and you get a sex scene guarantee if you take it at the end of Act 1. They do at least kinda evolve past that point, but they're still just there and don't feel real
They are so focused on romance they forgot about developing them as characters first.
based nyl2
I'll jerk off to his stuff even harder
Playersexual = trash.
Hah. I just got that option with Halsin and was confused as all hells why it was there. "Go and mingle" counting as flirting, that's fricking rich. Are Larian writers supervirgins?
yes
>Hey, I'm a magical avatar of Gale taking his place at the moment like a glorified away message
>You wanna see something cool? He has something neat to talk to you about!
Sure why not, you're a wizard, this sounds like wizard shit.
>OMG bae you are the hottest ever and I wanna frick you
>Options are "Yes lets frick" "Maybe we'll frick, tell me more." "You are disgusting and I refuse to be in your presence."
They need a neutral "no" for fricks sake
>They need a neutral "no" for fricks sake
no such thing among homosexuals. it's either full-force anal prolapsing or you are a nazi chud.
the worst part was from the game's perspective and timeline, Gale knew my character was pretty firmly settled with Karlach and he's still super sad about not getting his dick sucked/fricking my Dragonborn with magic
it got worse when the mindflayer wanted to chat and all of a sudden I was sitting WAY TOO close to it and my character smiling WAY TOO much for someone I determined to use as an ally and for more power. getting proposition by a fricking mindflayer was a bit too much
>Listen chud that's D&D now
>It's an inclusive permanent gay pride game now
>Yes it was ALWAYS like that.
>Long rest in act 3
>Never been friendly towards squid man
>For some reason he's shirtless
>Tell him again, I don't trust you
>Snaps and calls me useless and he would of just mind controlled me if it was a choice
Man, didn't know homo-rage applied to squids too
What's even worse is that all the females in the game are ugly as frick and that 100% of all male companions are homosexual.
Why can't games be normal again? Why can't we have attractive beautiful women and straight men in video games again?
>What's even worse is that all the females in the game are ugly as frick
Wrong, Shadowheart is very pretty.
She's got a bigger nose than all the men.
BG3 really is the perfect game for homosexuals like you. If you think she's ugly you unironically have to be a flaming homosexual it's the only explanation.
Maybe it's only because I have 0.1% ashkanazi in me. Big noses aren't really my thing.
>If you think she's ugly you unironically have to be a flaming homosexual it's the only explanation.
Or maybe I like my women actually looking like women.
You wanna tell us more about how manfaced she-twinks are le totes PEAK HETEROSEXUALITY?
>complains about manface
>posts a girl with manface
lmao
>giant breasts and massive hips
>ITS THE SAAAAAAAAME!
You are so deep in the closet its not even funny.
reduced to moving goalposts, huh
pathetic
reduced to pretending to be moronic , huh
pathetic
Post anime slop to probe a point. Lamo take your onw life.
You sound like youre dying rn
the best looking butterfaces out of all the butter
Looks like a bootleg version of Monster Hunter World handler.
Post her body with man shoulders and absence of any waist or breasts.
>cant just be friends
>its either frick buddy or nothing
>why are a bunch of straight men upset about Baldur's Gate 3
Imagine making a game that caters and gives wish fulfillment to 7.2% of the population.
imagine making a game that not only forces this shit on you in seemingly random ways it makes you sound like a huge butthole for turning it down
its okay, you like halfelves, you don't have to be ashamed by it
I’m trying my best to avoid spoilers, so I just skimmed. But tell me the truth bros, is there a lot of gay bulshit in this game? You can’t nail hot chicks?
most of the women are 4/10s with maybe a handful of 6/10s inter-sparsed, the men look like fashion models. your companions are playersexual so they are DTF no matter your gender option and some of the dialogue that leads to romance seems really out of nowhere or not really pointed as a romance scene
Just saw two "husbands" in grymforge.
there's also the cleric/aasimar lesbian couple
And the drag queer.
The women are very subpar. You can tell that they focused on making men le handsome and women le average & frumpy to not threaten le female gamers.
I'm not kidding, most of the male characters look like a stereotypical romance novel cover of a male character. The game is made by fujos for fujos and by gays for gays. You can frick the frumpy literal subhuman girls if you want though.
I highly suggest pirating the game, try fitgirl-repack.
>gay sex or be an butthole
This is what happens when you let morons who don't believe 2 men can be friends write something.
This seems to be equivalent to a gay guy flirting with you and saying “No Way gay”.
I have a question for anyone who is "gay" in this thread. Were you molested as a kid/teen?
Can anyone answer this?
He was right.
That guy was a moron. He was right completely by accident.
>That guy was a moron.
He's a prophet.
That makes perfect sense though. What if my character dreams of one of their deceased parents? It's hack writing that Larian assumed players would infer this to mean a potential lover instead of simply a person of great importance to them: a parent, sibling, mortal enemy, or lover.
i mean just the fact that they are asking for an ideal lover is a red flag, it's like they couldn't conceptualize a character without making it sexual or romance involved
BG3 definitely seems sexuality-fixated without actually saying or doing anything about or with sexuality.
I meant to say "that poster is perfectly correct in being infuriated that Larian assumed someone in his dreams was assuredly an object of his romantic desires". Yes, it's bullshit that Larian assumes that people are so sex-charged that they're ALWAYS going to make their Guide avatar coom-material. I haven't gotten to this part yet, but I'm dreading it if they haven't adjusted it for the released game. My Guide avatar was designed is my character's deceased father, in my headcannon.
lmao had gale get mad as well and demand to choose between him and shadowheart, despite me purposefully not picking any of the flirt choices.
You touch the weave with a dude one time and he thinks you're together.
inb4 someone makes a mod to fix this blatant forced homosexuality only to get it banned on modding sites
>Gale is one of the few people who isn't a jackass violent-natured person
>He's a flaming homosexual who wears earrings and looks like a homosexual
>Constantly tries to flirt with you and get in your pants
>If you say no, then he thinks you're an butthole
You can tell the design/writing team was full of homosexuals and women. Homosexuals are more obnoxious than women when it comes to flirting/sex. A gay dude will go up to you and be like, "Hey you're hot let's have sex hahahaha" A female won't do that to a man.
>had gay dudes that aren't obnoxious as friends
>they would def find that shit obnoxious too
Did your gay friends try to get in your pants? I've had gay friends as well who tried to get into mine, and it was awkward when I had to tell them I'm only into women and prefer they not flirt with me as it makes me uncomfortable.
Then they get mad at you for being "intolerant," I guess.
>having sodomite friend
Oh please, you wouldn't even know half of them were "sodomites" unless they told or flirted with you. I've known some gays that came out hetero and were actually gay, but you wouldn't have known from meeting them.
Every gay I've ever met was super obvious, even the ones in the closet "didn't act right"
Yeah you can and here's the secret. Ask your friends if they were molested as kids/teens. You'll know every time
>Ask your friends if they were molested as kids/teens.
Most people, or normal people, I guess, wouldn't just casually ask that question to someone. I've never asked a friend or even a potential friend if they were raped/molested as a kid/teen.
>try to get in my pants
Right up until I told them no chance. After that we were chill. We'd do shit like fishing, gaming, b***h about what we were watching, we had subjects we didn't talk about but they weren't so integral we had to constantly reference them, if we did have to talk about it cause we needed help or advice, we didn't abuse the other person's tolerance. I think it helped them neither of us really seemed to have an agenda. We spoke plainly and it worked fine.
>uncomfortable
Never used that word cause people take it as a character assessment and not just an expression.
I've met gay dudes who acted like you said, but i just told them no thank you and to go find someone more receptive to what they want,
as there are plenty out there.
Sex for fun is sodomy. moron
>A gay dude will go up to you and be like, "Hey you're hot let's have sex hahahaha" A female won't do that to a man.
gays have high sex drives and are promiscuous. There is no point in gay flirting and they never develop any form of "game". BG3 is not that far off from reality.
>All the male characters are homosexuals
What a shame. I wanted a comfy bro party, and it seems like they really didn't want people to have that option unless you're a homosexual. I guess I'll just travel around with all the girls in a boring ass harem even though Lah'zul is so fricking obnoxious and annoying to be around. She's just "MUH EDGELORD FRICK YOU" character, though anons tell me she gets better later on.
Having her and Shadowheart in the party together seems like oil and water. They clearly both hate each other, again though, anons tell me that Lah'zul starts to "feel bad" for Shadowheart, and they become besties sisters. Fricking garbage ass writing.
>talk to your bro character
>he wants to frick you now despite being straight in the last game
playersexualism is a mistake
Doesn't he literally have a woman in him
The MC in pillars also has a "woman inside of him" but I guess they forgot that part
all these games are written by morons
If you point this out to users on the steam forum all the gays will come screeching at you saying that LGBT is a good thing and that you're too weakminded to handle homos hitting on you 24/7 and say that women have to deal with that IRL. It's a very kek worthy place.
https://steamcommunity.com/app/1086940/discussions/0/6045572169627341992/
Reminds me of this
Wouldn't a pedophobe logically want to have sex with pedophiles, not children though?
I couldn't find the meme without an ifunny logo but the default response a gay has for being a homosexual is "you want to frick me that's why it bugs you so bad"
>My playthrough
>Gale hits on me
>Immediately tell him it's a fantasy and I'm not interested
>He says ok
>Is my bro for the rest of the game, never tried to hit on me again even when he was sitting under the stars contemplating his death
Seems you did something to lead him on, homosexual OP. Also upgrade your PC, literally looks like your playing on a PS4 lmao
>I play games where everyone is gay
>I-I'm not gay, really!
bro why did you quote me
Because ur gay as frick and play gay games. Throw your gay manchild games away, now.
>b-but there's women too, h-haha
>I don't mind the gay characters
homosexual
>I play games where everyone is gay
What? The game literally lets you have a harem of women. You can travel around with an all-female party and have sex with all of them. It's not like the game doesn't give you heterosexual options. I'm just b***hing because I wanted a comfy bro party, and all the men are homosexual towards a male player instead of just friendly and chill.
Where is the
"Of course man, you can count on me!" option?
Women don't understand friendship
This isn't a BG problem it's a video games in general problem. Remember how bad romance was in Mass Effect 1?
Dragon age 2 had this problem 12 years ago, you'd think they would have learned something from that
>europoors
ah
>in general
No, not in general.
Remember bad romances in Fallout 1?
So I just killed the edgelord woman and saved Halsin but now he wont speak to me and just follows me around as 4th bonus party member. Is this supposed to happen??
seems like a bug, I rescued him and he pathfound out of the dungeon and was back at camp when I long rested next
Just to be clear. I mean in chapter 3. Not in chapter 1.
Now you know how women feel like when guys they aren't interested in constantly approach us.
Why aren't morons here complaining about not being able to be good friends with your female companions?
You didnt scream and cry about this when it was like, mass effect
>Being friends with a female
>I just wanted to be friends with the girls, not frick them!
Kek, so you are gay? Alright.
You're weird dude, I don't even know what you're trying to say.
69 dude and no guy wants to be friends with females. They are meant to be fricked. You can't be friends with females because they are incapable of returning your friendship.
>Incel psychopathy presented as fact.
if you're good friends with a female, chances are she wants to frick you, women being friends with men are just them being attracted to them but not wanting to admit to it.
yeah that's what I was talking about, Halsin was kidnapped for me too and he just stood up after I rescued him, barked some lines of dialogue and then fricked off out of the temple
>if you're good friends with a female, chances are she wants to frick you, women being friends with men are just them being attracted to them but not wanting to admit to it.
You should go outside? I don't think you've ever talked to a woman before.
>Never had a female friend
>but thinks he knows exactly what they want somehow
>yeah that's what I was talking about, Halsin was kidnapped for me too and he just stood up after I rescued him, barked some lines of dialogue and then fricked off out of the temple
frick it. I'll have to reload and do it again
I've had a female friend for years and never thought about her as anything other than platonic, she's a massive shotacon though
>tranime poster is a homosexual
No but so what if I was? gonna cry or something? very strange post...
The romance options in Mass Effect must have been actually obvious, I don't recall ever having to turn down a girl. BG3 has the gays chase after you no matter what.
ME1 practically forces you into a romance, sometimes even if you explicitly turn down everyone, to the point that people will literally romance Ashley or Kaiden and then intentionally kill them off just to come out of ME1 without a romance for ME2
you fricking braindamaged idiot, you can absolutely play me1 without any romance. you can turn all of them down. you can fricking turn down every single romance option in every game and it only happens when you get very close to a particular character, and if you dont pursue it they dont bring it up again. people keep bringing up fricking mass effect but all of the romance in it was done with ten times the subtlety and tact than this fricking game did. this game was made by and for sex pests.
Boned Laezel twice and then friend zoned her. I think I fricked up the romance with Karlach though
Wtf is this thing?
the next victoria's secret model and sports illustrated swim suit edition cover model.
Why are the hirelings premade to look so fricked up? Why can't you change how they look?
>Why are the hirelings premade to look so fricked up?
My ongoing guess is that they're OCs from Larian staff.
>Why can't you change how they look?
Same reason, with the added intent of spiting players who don't want to use their shitty OCs.
>lets frick
>lets frick v2
>ok lets frick but pay me
so many choices on this rpg!
Does it really only get worse after Gale shows his magic trick? That shit got real gay but I left before anything gay happened. Now I'm scared for future interactions.
I left there too so I thought Gale wouldn't try to frick you. Nope, still does.
no bro to have your six. gay sex friendship only.
Absolutely ridiculous! Most of Ganker wants to do both!
Dunno what you guys are talking about, i had bromance options with gale, for me there were 4 options in that scene not 2, i have bromance options with everyone of them, yoh just have to have high approval.
>/pol/tard mad that the game got rid of fencesitters and just lets you be mean to homosexuals if you're not into them
I don't understand, what's bad about it?
Although I'm a homosexual myself and wouldn't care anyways, I had already another sex night scheduled when this idiot wanted to frick me, so I avoided as I could having to say no to the other character.
It’s ironic that a game claiming to have an intimacy coordinator has its male characters try to guilt you into buttsecks.
talk about funny things uve done in game instead of outrage farming
This unironically made me go outside for five minutes when your companions show up
I have barely even watched gameplay of the game
I pushed my co-op friend off an edge and he took 220 damage, laughed my ass off
>rolling a male custom MC on solo and adding male party members
do you even harem
There aren't enough attractive female party members to fill out a party.
I killed all of them and stayed true to my one and only Illithid.
>be closeted homosexual in denial
>state of the art algorithm determines with 100% accuracy that you are indeed gay
>lock you into gay romance
>REEEE I AM NOT GAY, I AM NOT
>state of the art algorithm
isn't a bug?
How come every playersexual game releases with "bugs" where you get hit on by guys? I'm starting to think it's not a bug
Why is there no "Yeah, I value you as a comrade in arms!" answer? The answer choices literally read
a) gay sex
b) narcissistic gay sex
c) I dont want gay sex, I don't want anything to do with you
The first answer is obviously emotional validation which nobody does IRL and only happens on twitter so you can tell who wrote that part
woops i meant the first answer to this
So you either have to be a homosexual, emotionally validate the man for being a homosexual, or kick him out of your party
oh also the man is a confirmed heterosexual and had a waifu
Looks like he's bisexual to me.
Yes it's a playersexual game so they ignore that men are obviously written as heterosexuals and make them hit on you
Seems like they're unironically trying to manipulate the player into being gay.
>Oh you want to be friendly and interact with this character? Then you must suck his wiener, there's no other way.
I can't say I'm surprised, games with "choices" seem like they're rife with potential for psychological conditioning of unsuspecting and impressionable kids.
>unsuspecting and impressionable kids
it's an M rated game, if your kid somehow plays it you're a shitty parent.
Majority of parents will allow their kids to play M rated games because it's normalized. No normalgays parent wants their kid to be the sheltered square. If you actually think kids aren't playing call of duty and GTA you're an idiot. This is known.
>traumatizing kids by exposing them to extreme violence, gore and explicit sex (with animals and homosexuals)
you're fricked up my dude, good parents would have bought you Nintendo Switch instead and send you to church every sunday.
I just wanted a Dungeons and Dragons inspired game. I do not care about social links in a dungeon crawler. I do not want to have to see a sex scene every day. I just want to pummel through enemies with my companion.
you are not the target audience for this game
but I played the first two games with my shorthaired tomboychildhood friend. We bought this game together with the expectation of another DND dungeon crawler. too much focus on sex.
woops sorry, didn't you know sex feels good?
we replaced all the commercials on tv with sex so that you can feel really awkward around the family
your games?
yeah sex, duh
Easy. I'm like 50 hours in and have remained a chaste paladin true to my oath.
That's odd anon. I never got those options when I immediately turned him down. Sounds to me like you're actually a homosexual and entertained his advances.
ESG score 11/10
>meet gale
>we bro it up
>chilling out back at camp
>homie be practising some magic
>go chat to him
>oh you playing wid da weave bro?
>oh shit homie yeah show me that
>im weaving
>suddenly our characters eyes meet
>gale is staring at me like he wants to suck me off
>I...
gale wtf? I thought we were bros, i thought you were just showing me how to weave homie wtf is this
Anon, you had to have seen the signs. It was more than just a simple magic trick. He was projecting an image of his former lover right before the lesson. The romantic inclination the scene established. It was far from subtle. Though you can still use practice with him, platonically.
Jeeze you have to play a girl MC if you don't wanna be a gay.
Is anyone playing on Tactician? Im having a very difficult time with this mode
Nah, Balanced, but I've played Larian games on Tactician before and they can be absolutely brutal. What fights are you struggling with?
Pump main stat to 16 or 17, depending on feats and your other ability scores. Buy or find better weapons and armor. Make sure you have any positives already going before combat, for instance, Mage Armor should always be cast on anyone without armor, and Bless lasts for 10 turns, so you can cast it and still have 9 turns left at the start of combat. You can right click and scroll to examine any enemy so you have a better idea of what will and work against them as far as resistances and weaknesses.
Gotta get as many pluses to your rolls as possible.
Some times you will just get fricked.
>only non gay dialogue option is to say that you hate cats
>yes
>yes
>frick you
No one can talk shit about Bethesda dialogue after praising this shit.
Did you keep going in the weave scene up until the moment your character could choose what they imagine with Gale? You could have backed out when the narrator say the moment feels "intimate".
>do you like having your belly rubbed
did a 37 year old virgin landwhale write this
>game forces you to have sex with two most insufferable women on earth while hiding the best girl behind a DLC
did anyone post that early access guy who seethed about getting bumfricked by his gay dwarf wet dream character on /vrpg/?
nevermind, found him lmao