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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >postgame in pokemon
    how boring

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is he hot?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is literally just a dark fricked up version of the gen 5 genies

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no it’s just generic final fantasy boss

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, his obsession with crystals is just the devs making a joke about crystals being a recurring plot device in most FF games.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >most
          all as of the time the original came out

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Still all

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the "Dark Knight of Vanda" shit was literally Ted Woolsey fanfiction
    Localization... localization never changes...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they kept the antimater line

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand how this was praised but bdsp was lauded

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because BDSP is a faithful remake to flawed entries that were greatly improved with the third version
      SMRPG Switch is a faithful remake to an already great game while also adding in needed QoL features.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I disagree personally, I think all faithful remakes are bad

        BDSP put no effort into they toy aesthetic and it was just an excuse to be lazy. Frankly I hate when they do it in general but of the 3 examples I can think of off the top of my head SMRPG did it best and BDSP did it worse. I just wish there wasn't this need to go classic game remake = chibified graphics

        I personally think smrpgmake looks about the same (bad)

        Pokemon remakes had some sembalance of standards that bdsp just forgot to add, meanwhile Mario RPG had no standards to uphold so being like the original works in its favor.

        M&L remakes exist so your point is moot
        Thank you all for discussing with me and not making strawmen like

        >flawed entries

        did

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >, I think all faithful remakes are bad
          Let me guess, you like FF7R

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            why shouldn't he, it's great

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah i do because im not a miserable Gankergay who will never be happy

              BDSP are bad
              VII Remake is also mediocre, luckily Rebirth seems a lot better.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            no, I like QoL features and expanding upon the OG game, but I think uprooting the entire formula is bad
            for me, an example of a good remake is samus returns or maverick(irregular) hunter X

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah i do because im not a miserable Gankergay who will never be happy

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >because im not a miserable Gankergay
              So why do you enjoy 7R?
              You have to be a contrarian Gankergay to enjoy it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah i find it a very fun action RPG and its ironic you are accusing me of being a miserable Gankergay

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not what irony means.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah it does because you are acting like one

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, you're literally here attempting to derail a thread to defend it.
                That's the epitome of miserable Gankergay.

                If you really liked it you wouldn't need to defend it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah you just want to lash out and be a whiny gay because society has rejected you you wont be getting your support here

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's a lot of projecting on to him, anon.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah he is

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >im not a miserable Gankergay
              Ironic it's fricking Ganker that eats up Remakeslop
              Meanwhile, boards like /vg/ and /vr/ vehemently hate it with no end

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          mario rpg was originally a cult classic on the SNES so it was praised with the switch remake. M&L remakes flopped bad because you can play the original Bowsers Inside Story on the same 3ds console

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            But M&L still added entire game modes, just because something will sell, doesn't mean they should not put lots of effort into it, besides, everyone and their mother can access a SNES emulator these days
            Never mind, while typing I remembered most normies and non normie nintendo fans are vehemently against emulation

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I remembered most normies and non normie nintendo fans are vehemently against emulation
              Anon, Nintendo fanbases in general pirate more than any other fanbase outside of the entire country of Brazil.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't deny that, but where I live piracy is considered bad (even if it is morally correct)

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >even if it is morally correct
                Don't be one of those morons who try to justify piracy. It's morally wrong and will always be morally wrong but who gives a shit? Do it anyway.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      BDSP put no effort into they toy aesthetic and it was just an excuse to be lazy. Frankly I hate when they do it in general but of the 3 examples I can think of off the top of my head SMRPG did it best and BDSP did it worse. I just wish there wasn't this need to go classic game remake = chibified graphics

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pokemon remakes had some sembalance of standards that bdsp just forgot to add, meanwhile Mario RPG had no standards to uphold so being like the original works in its favor.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because BDSP are bad remakes of bad games, and this is a good remake of a good game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mario fans have no standards and praise everything whereas Pokemon fans have no standards and complain about everything

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol, I'm going to spend time with my family
        GN

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mario fans have no standards and praise everything

        You don't really know Mario fans and it shows.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          All the games b***h about all sold great, they're not anything better than Pokemon Normalgays

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They all lost their collective minds over the most mediocre movie of all time and attacked every reviewer who didn't like it

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            and that resulted Peach looking like Illumination Peach in that new game.
            >"I-It won't influence the games!!!"
            >people forget Koizumi is trying to push for stronk woman Peach since Odyssey.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's ok when mario does it

      Because BDSP is a faithful remake to flawed entries that were greatly improved with the third version
      SMRPG Switch is a faithful remake to an already great game while also adding in needed QoL features.

      Because BDSP are bad remakes of bad games, and this is a good remake of a good game

      explain how SMRPG is a better game than DP

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes it is. what are you gonna do about it b***hboy?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >explain how SMRPG is a better game than DP
        Better music.
        Better combat, obviously.
        Better sound design.
        Better style.
        Better story.
        It's not unbearably slow.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Better question is how would DP be considered a better game than SMRPG

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      BDSP is a downgrade with no polish and rushed out.
      >TMs aren’t labeled with move names
      >Its actually way easier to softlock yourself thanks to using free movement in a grid based map
      >Its harder to navigate the map, especially oneway ledges
      >If you buy the game without updating it, you get crappy midi versions of the music and you can’t even access the postgame
      >The underground is no longer a customizable base and is instead a glorified spawn room for certain Pokemon
      >Still has removed moves in the game like Return and Pursuit and Hidden Power being something only Unown learns, Toxic isn’t universal, etc.
      It’s a downgrade in every sense.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >quality of life that makes then infinitely better than OG DP by miles
        >downgrade
        You didn't play it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        and yet it’s still a better game than the SMRPG remake.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah its not

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pfft, no. And I'm saying this as someone who didn't even like SMRPG in the first place.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Toxic isn’t universal
        that's a good thing

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          its not

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If you buy the game without updating it, you get [...] midi versions of the music
        What the frick why did no one tell me? This is a major bonus not a negative.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sinnoh is shit and praised only by people who don't play/buy the games.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      SMRPG on the Switch looks goofy, but at least looks good for what it's trying to achieve, I also heard they reviewed some areas of the game so it's not impossible to unlock stuff if you missed them during the story.
      BDSP not only looks like shit, but it's worse than Platinum, arguably the original DP.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that one infamous hidden chest from the mushroom kingdom castle lobby that was originally accessible only during the scene where a toad leads you into the throne room is now accessible afterwards because there's a toad near the door you can jump on now to reach it after that scene.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Super Mario RPG was perfect, the remake just added to it.

      Diamond/Pearl was flawed, had refinements from Platinum if not later games and simply regressed trying to recreate Diamond/Pearl rather than take ideas from Platinum and later Pokemon games.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mario is good, pokemon is dogshit simple

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything Mario makes is masterpiece compared to pokeshit lmao, Pokemon still has not a successful spin off like Mario even the mario movie was better lmao how embarrassing "biggest franchise" just selling the same plushies

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the second Mario rpg game in years, Pokemon is making the same rpg game since 1997 and it's worse and stagnant

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      BDSP was clearly using its artstyle as a crutch to cover for the fact the devs didn't have the time, budget, or evidently desire to spit out an actually good looking game (especially apparent by how awkward and inconsistent the game's graphics look even in spite of the extremely simple style)
      whereas this game makes an active attempt to accurately adapt and expand the style without making the game look like a low budget mobile game

      to say nothing of BDSP both removing content from the original and actively ignoring almost all of the positive changes from platinum on top of what it actually added into the mix being mostly mediocre

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      SMRPG is faithful.
      BDSP is not.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >soulless Unity engine remake
        >devs were involved in a couple of DQ games nobody played
        >homosexuals like will pretend it's nothing like ILCA or anything better than what Pokemon gotten

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ILCA BAD
      PIAZZA GOOD

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ignoring everything else, there was no better version of SMRPG that the remake completely ignored.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You wouldn't get it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      BDSP was worse then GLIO but TR is just as bad only TGHS and WPE are worth a shit maybe QSMLK too.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >flawed entries

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The reddit mascot is so cute, recommend me a similar Pokemon.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the elemental monkeys

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gimmighoul

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sableye

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BDSP put no effort into ...ACK!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      read the entire line shilltard

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >your pokemon landed a critical hit wanting to be praised!
      >your pokemon avoided it with your shout!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Being a grindgay

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trying to catch legendaries with this shit was so annoying, I wanted the false swipe Pokemon to die to safely switch to my hypnosis Pokemon, but it kept surviving somehow.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one of the devs taking 15 minutes out of their day to give smogon teams to exactly five postgame trainers is effort according to pokemon fans
      That's really sad actually

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is. Pokemon fans standards plummet every new entry that it is absolutely mind-boggling the lack of self-awareness.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't tell the discord that BDSP is the best selling remake

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Bowser

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me as bowser

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yikes sweetie Gamefreak cant make postgame content because they're a small indie developer.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    they kept Culox? meh, i'll stick with the original then

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ???

      WTF did you expect? Remove him? You were actually going to be happy if they removed content?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      stupid c**t!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wanting less content
      Sorry it wasn't a homosexual Sephiroth cameo fujo

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    SMRPG remake also added post game rematches against bosses that are significantly harder than their main game versions. The remake also made the game extremely easy by making perfect timed hits smack the entire enemy party instead of just one guy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's called "Splash Damage" and it only happens if the timing's perfect.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it only happens if the timing's perfect.
        I did say perfect timed hits and for a lot of moves that's really easy to get.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          So, basically, the game's easier when you're actually good at it?

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you ever notice how in BDSP they fricked up the animations of the pokemon's eyes, so whenever they blink it's really slow and jittery? This was also never fixed in any of the thousand patches for the game.
    I just thought that was interesting.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a giant quality gap between cheap chibishit and soulful chibishit. It comes down to how the art direction is implemented not only for the characters but for the world around them.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      exactly the modeling and shading for BDSP is the kind of shit i would expect to see from those shitty mobile game farming simulators

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Unity
    Literally ILCA

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can Culex kill Rhydon?

    Also, Punchinello is better.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what do the axom rangers look like?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still bummed they didn't add a hardmode

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's going on here

    threads archive in less than an hour this time of day

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This thread was moved from /vp/

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        ah that makes sense should've checked the post numbers

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH THATS WHY I COULD SHIT ALL OVER IT
    baby mode baby want milky you stupid homosexuals

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR I SURE HOPE NTNEDO MAKES OCARONI OF TIME AGAIN DUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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