>Game gives you 40 different races to play

>Game gives you 40 different races to play
>"Ah yes, the human male"

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, always.
    What are you, some kind of cuck?

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I make no apologies for my racial and gender prejudices. They are well-founded.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Other races tend to be pretentious stereotyped uggos so i will play a human so i can make things intresting in whatever fricking way i want.

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    One major benefit and draw to being a human is that it's the blankest canvas. I don't want to be a tree humping Elf.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's an RPG, you can be a tree burning elf if you like.
      your character doesn't have to play into the common stereotypes of how that race is viewed.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        You often can find them poking you towards the "trees rock humans suck" view point. You can fight against it but I've yet to see a game that does it in an effective way.

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Humans are fricking shit both in real life and in games.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be a big tiddied elf bawd

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    You could be an 8-foot ragemonster, a race that lives forever, or any number of other things with absolutely bonkers racial advantages.

    Yet somehow base human still remains a competitive choice. In fact, bland-ass b***h humans dominate the entire game world.

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I love humanity.

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yup
    I legit refuse to play non-humans

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I used to play human always because I was a self inserter.
    As I got older I started to roleplay to take the piss and laugh, so now I always try to play the most ugly psychopath possible.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the most ugly psychopath possible
      ok but hear me out

      human male

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    what a strange person

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever I see posts like this I can't help but think about Zarus.
    >only god that only cares about humans
    >thinks all other races are inferior and should be enslaved or removed by humans
    >worship him by working out and achieving perfection

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Zarus is lame. I much prefer Erastil as a god of humanity.
      >Primeval hunting god
      >Saw primeval man struggling to get by, and felt sorry for him
      >Gave him his bow, taught him to hunt
      >Helps man master the wilderness
      >Teaches the values of hard work, supporting your community, and building a big family
      >Is Lawful Good instead of a Lawful Evil gay

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Zarus is lame.
        Work out fatass you are embarrassing the human race with your weight

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        based LGchad

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    the 3 classic fantasy races (human, elf, dwarf) are always safe choices because they have well established characteristics so it's pretty hard for a dev to frick them up. but with other races, devs usually have no clue what to do with them so they end up with no unique roleplaying options

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Humans have the best bonuses for marriage.

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ah yes, the orc female

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >game introduces a multitude of different races in its setting
    >somehow the majority of your companions are always humans

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only races I straight up don't play are furry/anthro races.

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, we get it you're very special and unique.
    T. someone who thinks most fantasy races are just stat blocks without any real characterization.

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