>game gives you pepe the wife
When will it start happening irl
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>game gives you pepe the wife
>game gives you pepe the wife
When will it start happening irl
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Everyone always talks about how ugly she is but look at that fricking body, jesus christ. Gith are so disgusting
nothing Brosan can't fix.
Weak shartcuck seethe
>Implying I like the bearfricker
There isn't a single good woman in this game. You're waifu is still an ugly prostitute, cope
I think she is a kawaii tsundere frog girl
yea you'd think a gith warrior wouldn't look like she just came out of aushwitz.
shadowheart is the only correct choice
>pubes peeking out
UNFATHOMABLY BASED
Now all it needs is pit hair
>pubegay is into bestiality
Naturally
>pubegay is into bestiality
>bestiality
?????????????????????
i'm gonna be sick, have mercy for me, baldur shill, please
Ah yes...Lae'zel! From Baldur's Gate 3...! The Greatest Game of all Time!
It's true!
All hail Larian! All hail Swen!
Peace and desirable romance options for ALL anons!
- anon
this is what the post of a mindbroken Bethesda anon looks like
It's all sex with you homosexuals, go have sex jfc
I go to sleep thinking about her and wake up thinking about her. I've finished 3 playthroughs so far, I thought it was a crush, but it just wont go away. I'll probably keep replaying the game just to spend some more time with her. Its hard bros...
Post more 'zels!!!
- anon
Same fricking thing, it never ends
TORtanic 2.0 looking shit.
Not shitfield thread, sar
I know. BG3 is TORtanic2.0
Nubioware and everything.
Good cope, however everybody knows shitfield is tortanic 2.0. Even wikipedia page mentions it.
No cope. BG3 is just TORtanic 2.0. Been that way since 2020 when the game launched.
There has to be a bioware and a TORtanic.
that would be incorrect, since tortanic 1 directly references starfield, making it tortanic 2
No that is about Swtor. TORtanic 2.0 (redux) is about Baldur's Gate 3.
Starfield isn't worth adding to the thread in your copes, it isn't worthy of funny nicknames.
Yes, and it has starfield mentioned in it. You can continue trying to lie on the internet or accept the truth, since the original devs of tortanic 1 named starfield as it's sequel
Starfield isn't worthy of being in a TORtanic 2.0 thread. Post that sharting girl with the unkept bush or the beef jerky goblin or those homosexuals that try to molest the player character or that bearstronk red Mirandaor that devil dude screaming about leading drag queens to the city.
The memes for TOTtanic 2.0 are primo.
That would be incorrect, since this is not a starfield thread. Lurk moar.
But all of that is in TORtanic 2.0
Do you have the gif of the dark urge dark urgin'?
All of starfield is in tortanic 2.0, yes. But this is not a starfield thread. Hope that helps.
Ai looking mfs
why does she look so incredibly malnourished
Gith magic higher muscle density. Women engineered to be hot
where's the muscle? she looks like a marathon runner
Thats the point of them being higher density than humans, no?
Frog is annoying, Shadowheart is too loose in every way, Karlach is a hellspawn and Minthara is comic sans evil.
If only I could romance Jaheira.
I just want BG1 in BG3's engine so I can have sex with Imoen.
If BG1/2 were made today, the Imoen romance mod would be base game.
I love my wife Shadowheart.
Post more of the pepejak
Nothing makes me happier than my frog wife
I've got 170 hours in this game and I've never played past part 1.
Try doing it some time, act 2 bad guy and act 3 are great
how? early access?
anime website you stupid Black person
Who are you quoting? Your fellow newfriends I must assume.
>game gives you the moral justification for dicky
dickymancer dlc when?
>The uglier the character, the better writing
>Day 1 marriage tiefling bawd if not for "Le convenient physical barrier"
>the middle of the road choice is a poly cuck
Minthy is nice looking and pretty good written. Too bad all her content was cut because gays spammed larian for halsin
Any decent guides for beginners that Ganker recommends? Just bought the game and tried it last night. I’ve never played DnD in my life and I can’t remember the last time I played a game that felt this complicated right from the beginning.
Just go to youtube or google it most Ganker homosexuals are to busy being autistic or horny to look up guidea
This should help. Fextralife and Wolfheart guides in general are pretty good.
If you're playing easy/normal difficulty, just stick with the class you like and dont multiclass, it will work eventually. Short rest and long rest as much as you can to restore fighting resources, you will have plenty of food anyway. As for classes and starting char themselves, I would deffinitely go for dark urge origin(it is fully customizable) and any CHA based class to do the talking(warlock, sorcere or paladin). Also, be aware, default stat distribution is a bit moronic, since it will usually give you ODD number on the stat, but you only get a bonus to the roll on EVEN numbers, so e.g. +17 charisma and +16 charisma gives you the same bonus +3 for charisma roll, but you waste a stat point.
>If you're playing easy/normal difficulty, just stick with the class you like and dont multiclass, it will work eventually.
Even easy difficulty is too difficult for people unfamiliar with crpgs and d&d mechanics. One way or another he'll have to learn the basics to progress.