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>game is rotten in a very specific way that makes it delicious
>game is rotten in a very specific way that makes it delicious
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Smash Bros Melee
God damn I fricking love melee
came to post this
also, blue cheese is fricking delicious
the combat of Morrowind is what I like about it, but modern Bethesda illuminates the fact it's a fluke.
I like the combat because it helps simulate the absolute randomness of a fight. You imagine what happens and then go whack whack and let whatever happens happen.
If morrowind had a final fantasy mod that had you enter combat and select from options on screen I'd enjoy that too.
As long as the enemies remain visible befor combat, a turn based encounter system would actually be fricking perfect in Morrowind. And I say this as someone who genuinely hates it most of the time.
you have to hold attack for a second before releasing
I like how you can brew potions that make you better at brewing potions, letting you spiral exponentially until you're an alchemy god, then you make potions to boost all your other stats to hilariously godly levels too.
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They could have at least added some kind of damage effects
It kinda makes me wonder how moronic people are that they got this experience from Morrowind when I beat it at 13 years old with no issues. Then again these same morons can't escape the first dungeon in Daggerfall so atleast they're consistent.
why do they find it so hard to use the same weapon type they picked as their primary weapon skill and match the required attribute?
imagine being this moronic
dude my first real, nonmoron attempt at morrowind i went full axe strength, and smashed everything, and then combat clicked with me.
It's funny how people insulting the combat always have to resort to posting fake bullshit videos. If the combat really was awful, you'd think they could just post normal gameplay.
Poking enemies from just outside they're range after you make them slow as shit with 1 point of levitation for 1 minute is funny.
Phantasmagoria 1. Just look at it
Dark Souls
Dark Souls is a slimy turd
I was thinking it's a "Let's talk about Cheese!" thread, but EYE is literally "rotten in a very specific way that makes it good"
When is Game Workshop going to release them from making mediocre 40k games and let them make a sequel?
budster, doing 40k has been streum's life goal
eye is a warhammer rip-off basically
but i don't get it, eye despite being derivative is in my opinion better than wh40k which i fricking hate, those frenches made something unique and cool but no let's clinge to the most overrated cringe universe in fiction
it's like those game studios in the 90s that would sell their souls to acquire dnd license
I wouldn't say it's rotten, but the menu-ing to switch weapons in RE4 is genuinely a positive
it makes it feel more impactful and adds some tension. when you get out of the menu and blast a crowd with a shotgun you just pulled out, it just feels right
it's just annoying how everyone would see it as a flaw that needs to be fixed with real-time switching
Everything about RE4 is jank in an amazing way, I'll never understand how anyone could have ever wanted a remake of it. I'd rather have more games like RE4 than see RE4 just play like a normal shooter.
delusional take. having to pause every time you want to swap weapons is excruciatingly annoying. it kills the atmosphere, hampers the tension, and feels clunky. especially if you want to do something so very simple as swap to a gun just to reload it so you can pick up an item on the ground, or swapping to your pistol because you want to shoot a red barrel on the other side of the room.
>hampers the tension
The tensest moments in RE4 are pausing to switch to your shotgun when a chainsaw dude or something is half a second away from sawing your head off, and you're just waiting in the pause menu having no idea if you'll be able to fire it off in time
>pause
>hmm will I use one of my full heals?
>let's see... ah i didn't reload my shotgun from before.
>okay, i'll use a flash grenade.
>scroll scroll scroll *equip*
>unpause
it's just not very tense compared to the alternative. I haven't played RE4R yet, but I have played a game highly influenced by RE4: the last of us. frantically going through the cross menu while enemies are beelining you is way more exciting and tense than casual menu chilling, especially on grounded mode where you have to memorize how much ammo your currently equipped weapon has since the only HUD is the weapon swap menu which does not pause the game.
i'm playing on PC right now with the tweaks and the HD mod lol. i wish there were hotkeys for insta-changing weapons.
you can menu so fast on the pc port, i get preferring real time inv management for the tension which is probably what you're talking about but ive seen some people argue it slows down the game which only applies to the older console versions
You weren't alive when the game released. You wouldn't understand.
They made menuing into a little minigame. They made it fun and I can't believe more games didn't straight up steal it.
It wasn't great on consoles because it was too slow which I believe is why
thinks it's a delusional take. On the 2014 PC port the menus load instantly so it flows much better and only adds more character to the game
based
the whole menu space thing is also really good, it's really not realistic but it makes it feel more real than just being forced to have an X amount of things for arbitrary balance reasons
What I wish they did in the remake is add real-time inventory instead of cutting it out entirely
It would make sorting the briefcase actually meaningful as you have to precisely grab what you need in real time and wouldn't have time to waddle through ammo and herbs
pretty much every single eurojank
GunZ.
this
they fixed all the bugs in gunz 2 and it ended up being boring as frick
slay the princess unironically
dating-sim stanly parley shouldn't be good, but it is
well said xister
I hate blue cheese.
Weak.
Taste it again, you might be an adult now
it's OK in very small amounts, it can give a unique flavor to a dish. A bit too much and it overpowers everything and it's disgusting
Just this week I had a very large mushroom left, so I filled it with blue cheese and put it in the oven.
I usually don't like blue cheese in a molten manner (like e.g. in sauces), but this was really tasty.
Remember my dad would grill those, with bacon wrapped around it.
Skill issue.
You can't call yourself human until you tasted a proper calzone with nuts and gorgonzola, you simply do not know what it means to be alive and sentient
its like eating bugs
once enough people tell you its good then its become good
t.non white
it's perfect on pizza and in some pasta dishes
quattro formaggi, or blue cheese and any kind of cured meat as pasta souce
trivia: the french and anglos call it blue cheese but in italian they call it green cheese
what's the difference between blue cheese and gorgonzola?
its the mold type used in it
interesting, thanks
You actually have shit taste. Just get Thanksgiving dinner catered from work yesterday for a place known for their steak tips (which were good), but they had a chunk of some of tje best blue cheese I have ever had. Ended up cutting a little steak and skewering a small chunk of blue along with it in tje same bite. Fricking heavenly.
You sound like a gay
i like it
i put it on gingerbread
what a strange thing to say
Guess I have something new to try
gingersnaps and cheese are unironically great.
It's okay anon
You have shit taste anon
same, only people with literal shit taste can enjoy it
>t. White
good for you anon, don't let contrarians tell you what you can and can't like
suck a lemon
Weird way to tell reveal your homosexuality, gay.
Have it on a (bison) burger.
It's just called cheese. Only goyslop-paste-eating american call it blue cheese.
I also like my anime women with thick pubes and Rei is best girl by default because she isn't a b***h.
try it with something
it goes good with honey, slices of apple or pear or with olives
Blue cheese is meant to be used as a dip. It's really tasty that way
>delicious
Extremely overrated.
Not a specific game but I liked it way better when melee and grenades were their own selectable weapons instead of hotkeys in older FPS. Combined with the usually slower, not tacticool animations it made it feel more deliberate which I liked
Nah bruh, cooldown based 'nades are the real shit.
I loved C4 in SoF, the gibs were so satisfying.
Hogs of War, the ugliness and defects just make it funnier
Fricking based, I should play this again some time.
as a kid I used to play the campaign with a group of friends, everybody controlling only their own pig, and a few years back we managed to recreate the experience as adults and we had a blast.
Recently the people who bought the ip failed a kickstarter for its remake, but to be fair what they have cooked so far looks like shit and even if it didn't I think that modern graphics would destroy the charm of the game.
Another thing, don't bother with the pc version since the ai is broken and enemy pigs can't move from their spawn, if you want to replay it just emulate it
No way a game like this could work in today's woke environment, they'd censor it to the point of it becoming unrecognizable.
indeed they were already planning to redo/remove the "problematic" dub for the japanese team, but I'm pretty sure they would have kept the original voice work for the rest. Idk the whole thing is kind of a mess, the basic goal was 150k pounds and the stretch goal for a pc port was fricking 500k, how moronic can they be? Hollow Knight's kickstarter closed at 50k dollars and that already covered several stretch goals including a wii u port ffs
Such a comfy game.
HAGS of war, when?
mod scene for this game is better than I thought
hogs is always fun
frick I love that game
I should see if I still have it on CD somewhere
Women
super mario sunshine
it's a blatantly unfinished game but it's still one of the most satisying games to play thanks to the movement mechanics and the lack of polish means that it's harder than the average mario game and also more memorable
>Deus Ex
The fact that combat sucks, makes the stealth all that more appealing.
In MD it was too damned fun to just murder everything with cool weapons.
>Food analogy
>Black pipo dont mold dey food
God Hand wouldn't be as good if it controlled like a normal video game
pic related in terms of yu-gi-oh games. there isn't a lot of variety but something just keeps me going back to it.
Blue cheese is delicious but obviously moronic c**ts dont know how to use it and that why they hate it.
I've never met a non-white person who liked blue cheese. I had an Arab and a sub-Saharan as colleagues that rejected it, but all of my other peers were happy to feast on it with crackers.
Is this really a phenomenon?
Never met a non-white person who liked cheese period
they like superior forms of cheese like feta and mozarella.
im white by the way in case that matters.
You are a homosexual, thats for sure.
im just a big fan of greek salads man
I'm sure you're big fan of getting your salad tossed by greeks.
Its 2020, bro, its okay to be gay.
Seems like a pretty small amount of food for one person, no?
Its for 100 person, at least.
lurk moar
Eating this would be a great way to get infected with blue-mites.
Frick me I'm salivating.
Huh? HUH??? wtf is with the scale??
...are you alright?
Who the frick eats pickles the size of a grape? These tomatoes are small even for minature ones.
Are you American?
Do you get food over there at all?
I'm not, why are you eating 2 CM FRICKING PICKLES??? ARE YOU moronEEEED?????
>pickles
That's a gherkin, anon
>gherkins
pretty sure the deepest level of hell has a sign saying "reserved for people who like gherkins"
updooted!
Yeah, im sure even reddit would agree, and those gays dont even know what gender they are
>Yeah, well, reddit would agree with me!
Not the win you think it is, buddy
and? You havent actually said anything or made an argument. Youve just said "but reddit". You could be agreeing with me for all i know but just trying to disassociate from reddit for...uh, Ganker cred.
gherkin lover feeling threatened over here
Little tomatoes!? Madness, I say!
rate mine
1 of those dont belong there
yeah those lemon rings dont look that great
>Meds aren't white xD
According to you homosexuals, yes
No.
quite literally yes
Italians and Greeks are genetically more similar to English people than Arabs. Of course they like cheese of all kinds.
Tell that to the resident anthopologists
moron
Imbecile.
https://www.dailysabah.com/history/2019/04/15/anatolian-farmers-built-britains-famous-stonehenge-study-says
italians are not connected to europeans in any way, they are north africans
italians built modern europe, you worthless anglo insect
I meant to type greeks unlike italians are not connected to europeans in any way, they are north africans but I will leave the comment nonetheless because it makes you seethe
Cope.
They've literally never been considered whites.
White = white germanic protestant.
Meds are brown arab-latin catholics.
Mozzarella really depends on where you get it
There are two places near me who make mozzarella and one is extremely bland and the other is really fricking good
t. Italian
>Never met a non-white person who liked cheese period
asians (not chinese) fricking LOVE cheese
japs and koreans put it on fricking everything
hell, korean cuisine is literally just cheese, hot sauce, pork and cabbage.
Fricking where
>random chart from the internet with no source
>IT MUST BE REAL!!!!
>random post on Ganker with no source
>IT MUST BE REAL!!!!
>random post on Ganker
>IT MUST BE REAL!!!!
>Jap coworker mixes shredded cheese in with her miso soup
Can confirm
i think that's a younger generation thing with the japs, their cheese has been pretty dogshit in the past
yeah definitely a younger generation thing. pretty much anyone under 40
yeah if you look at french and american cheese exports japan makes up a non-insignifigant portion. Do japs even have traditional cheeses?
i don't believe so, all my info is from a buddy that lived there for a bit who b***hed about the cheese sucking, and no old dishes come to mind involving cheese. stuff like cheese gyudon is a recent thing that gets made fun of for being childish.
i hear mayo has that sort of thing going on. Jap mayo is a real condiment while american mayo is horrifying slop
i don't believe either are all that healthier than the other, iirc jap mayo only uses yolks so it's got a bit of a different texture and flavor. both are essentially just egg + oil, EU mayo is pretty much the same as murrican mayo just without the shitty additives.
>jap mayo only uses yolks
That's what you use for mayo in EU as well. What do you americans use? Corn syrup?
Unironically yes
i thought that was just in shit like cool whip but apparently they put it in some branded mayo too
always read the ingredients at the store kids
the egg whites just don't get separated from the yolks
thats americanized chemically produced cheese though. its completely artificial and the same junk americans dare call cheese.
and they love it
Bro italians?
hm...... I wonder why
Everyone can appreciate the taste of cheese, some just get rancid farts from it.
You realize that a lot if not most cheeses don't contain lactose right?
>you realize
>right?
Can you not talk like a homosexual?
No, he can't, he is a permanently brain damaged preddit tourist please understand.
Cheese barely has any lactose you ignorant moron.
It is THE way for intolerant people to consume dairy. Different cheeses have different contents but it's usually very low on lactose as it stays as a byproduct of cheesemaking.
Post the icy one
kek that map is utter bullshit
south america produces and consumes tons of milk, specially down south
yeah. Have you seen what a south american looks like? North americans consume cheeseburgers like its air, do you consider them to be fat resistant
this combines North Africa with the rest of Africa. lactose intolerance basically does not exist in North Africa
Maghreb-bro... I hate to be the one to tell you this, but... the rest of the world... sees you as African...
Get ready for this redpill on Italy
My ex is half native, half black and gorgonzola is her favorite cheese
>half native, half black
dios mio
what do they look like?
That's basically a Latino.
>half native, half black
why are americans like this
Did you meet it at a petting zoo or something?
Mixed black here.
I love the shit out of blue cheese. I also like mayo. Must be my mom's genes.
i think ive never had a solid piece of blue cheese or gorgonzola. always mixed into a sauce.
I'm surprised that nobody has brought up the combat of Silent Hill 1-3 yet.
Just the right amount of shitty that you try to avoid it if possible and can end up in a bit of a panic when wrestling with the controls and stiff animations. Homecoming was a perfect example of how making the combat even barely good completely fricks up the game.
I hold a strong dislike towards cheese, coca cola, cigars, cinnamon, coconut, and cancer, as they all possess negative attributes.
Any smash bros.
GunZ: The Duel has game breaking glitches that made it more fun than it was supposed to be.
Noita
Dark souls 1
TF2 low grav crit RTD with homing reflects
>RTD
>Homing crits
>Mmmmmmm, just how I like my dairy, rotten and gooey!
Soft gorgonzola is the equivalent of a game that's an acquired taste that the person is objectively wrong about liking anyways and is fricking disgusting for, like fighting games or grand strategy.
There's nothing acquired about it, I loved it the first time I tried it.
Post hands.
>Argentina
I guess they really were white after all
there's also that pornhub chart about ass vs boobs where Argentina is the only boobs country in South America
the same chart also shows indians being boobs people, therefore we can conclude that Indians are white and aryan
It's always "open cloth, show bobs", not "drop pant, expose cheeks".
It's been staring us in the face this whole time.
>Egypt
wtf i don't eat 25kg/year of cheese, what absurdity.
It's more like 100-150.
Then again we got a ton of bougnègres these days, probably bringing the average down.
>Doesn't like blue cheese or fighting games
We are diametrically opposed. In fact my favorite fighting games are the blue cheese of their genre; fricked up with crazy mechanics and combos that make the game more fun to learn even if it's a mess to deal with in a match.
>thread immediately flooded by Varg-sloppers calling anyone outside that specific region of lapland non white
why are you people like this? or is it some kind of demoralizing spam like they do on Ganker?
I will never understand how people can eat cheese. I always found it repulsive. It's basically expired milk (I also don't understand how anyone can drink milk past 3 years old)
>inb4 lactose intolerance
I can eat chees and drink milk just fine, I simply hate both of them
It's all just energy for me, if I could I would just get it straight from the sun but I'm not a plant.
I consume all kinds of dairy butter, milk, cheese, yogurt too bad about how those animals are treated but it's just too tasty.
brown lmao
>projection
probably whiter than you
Just because your 23andme said you were 14% French doesn't make you anything close to white Tynerius
funny you mention French, cause that's literally what I am (not a Parisian, of course, that would make me either gay or black)
QUI ETAIT A PARIS NAGATORO
anything that's not dangerous to consume and tastes good I don't really have a problem with. too many people have preconceptions about these things because they associate something "expired" or "moldy" with sickness and death. if that's not gonna happen to me, why would i give a shit.
Cheese molds are anti-microbial. They literally keep it clean of things that make you sick.
Blue Cheese is unironically healthy.
they need to make a separate map for shitzil
because Center East and Northeast Eats regional Cheese like a motherfricker every single time, and northeast cheese is a culture at said region alongside butter.
Gothic 2
Paradox games
Only rotten part of those games is the publisher.
?
Just pirate bro.
Don't let a dog knot your anus.
Frick all the other cheeses, if you don't like casu martzu and don't consume it on a daily basis, you're a pussy homosexual.
I wonder how many of the moldy or otherwise fricked up cheese were created totally on accident and passed off as luxury products to save face.
probably more like it happened to someone who couldn't afford to let it go to waste and they found out it was actually good. Poorgay ingenuity has always been at the heart of every country's cuisine
that cheese is neat when eaten with toast or grinded on top of a good spaghetti to accentuate the taste
Drakengard 3
Found the correct answers
Galaga only allowing two bullets on the screen at a time. To me, that is the entire point of the game, though it was probably due to some limitation.
Also I have a cousin that's older than me who was around when Galaga actually released and he keeps insisting that the game always let you spam fire no matter what but I think he's just moronic and in more recent times has played some shitty bootleg or a re-release that enables the feature.
Supposedly even some arcade cabinets had this mode so maybe that's what he played. But it's definitely not the original.
To be fair mold is just tiny mushrooms. And just like with regular mushrooms, some are toxic and some taste great.
lasagna also tests better as it ages
Thoughts on rotten fish?
I hate fishy smell.
Conceptualize the aroma.
I would not want to get near that thing.
Good if prepared correctly, awful if you do the Youtube version straight out of the can.
>rotten
How to spot a subhuman. It's fermented and the smell is exaggerated for views.
Its considered an act of terrorism to bring surstromming on a plane
SOMEBODY MENTION MOLD?
For me? The BKCheesy.
do street shitters really
OVER 20 SLICES OF
Cyberpunk 2077
Eye Divine cybermancy
Elex
kingdom hearts chain of memories
Blue Cheese tastes like farts.
the good kind or the bad kind?
All bethesda games. The jank is the appeal.
primal rage
Recently replayed VtMB and it's way jankier than I remember. But the jank part is so charming with all those abrupt animations and loud steps.
Team Fortress 2
For me, it's kefir.
King's Field
those games wouldn't be the same if they controlled like normal FPS
I ONLY EAT DICK CHEESE
Nioh, the soulsbourne inspired bits piss me off with how it gives soulsbabbies an "in" to consider the game soulslike even though the only similarity the games have is the graves and the loss of "souls" if you die before making it back to your previous death to recover them. That aside though I have 400+ hours into each game and will always come back to them for how ass gapingly complicated yet fair the combat system is in it.
what gaem
Nioh 2
Kinnikuman Wrestling for the famicom has such a shitty, basic, broken fighting system that's absolutely moronic and funny that it loops back around to being hilarious. It's the best 1/10 ever made.
Blue cheese is fine as long there isnt much of it, otherwise my gag reflex flares up
fungi are our greatest ally
Colby Jack is my favorite type of cheese
it's ok
Spicy habanero Colby jack is a delicacy
For me it's Muenster
VTMB
Lobotomy Corporation
to me it was S4 league
>most of the bugs in the game ended up used as glitches
>devs instead of deleting them ,allowed them as a mechanic in the game.
Why are we always so mean to each other
insecurities and unresolved childhood abuse
No cheese.
I dare you to try to eat casu marzu.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_martzu
>What's the issue? It looks deli-
>Derived from pecorino, casu martzu goes beyond typical fermentation to a stage of decomposition, brought about by the digestive action of the larvae of the cheese fly of the Piophilidae family. These larvae are deliberately introduced to the cheese, promoting an advanced level of fermentation and breaking down of the cheese's fats.
Why do euros pretend that British food is extra especially disgusting when they're all doing shit like this? Are they really trying to act like battered fish is more vomit-enducing than maggot cheese?
british food isn't (usually) disgusting, it's fricking boring.
You built an empire to control spices, and didn't bother to import any.
Any game with cute, adorable males and a degenerate, sadistic fujo fanbase. Bless those stinky neet women
Yugioh
Drakengard
IS IT CHEESE I SMELL???
Frick i didn't got no cheese for a week now.
Why do you torture me so, 4 channel's Ganker.
One thing not really mentioned about france and paris is how theres zero public expectation about taking care of your dogs shit. You know those maps of california where they track homeless people shit? Thats the french with dog shit. Its everywhere, literally everywhere. Landing there by plane is amazing. The plane doors open and boom, the smell of dog shit wafts in and punches you in the gut. You learn to appreciate why the french like god awful smelling cheese and are obessesed with perfumes.
otherwise its fine there. The foods good.
Sonic Adventure 1
>Prosciutto
>Cheese
>Olives
>Marinated garlic
>Bread
>Wine
Tomorrow... I FEAST.
what cant afford to have some today
You don't eat cheese before bed
but what if i want cool disorienting nightmares
pfft, pussy
Risk of Rain
Classic World of Warcraft.
Think about it, you know I'm right.
Fear and Hunger
koth_harvest and plr_hightower
FF8 actually. The game is so broken that it takes some of the suck away.
Halo 2 is the best example of this. BxR, double shotting, sword canceling etc. The game was full of bugs which had the effect of raising the skill ceiling, and not making the game unfair. One of the best shooters ever, partially because of bugs.