>game literally forces you to be a heterosexual

>game literally forces you to be a heterosexual
t-thanks todd....

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game literally forces you to be a robosexual

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am still extremely angry about the fact that they cut this from 76 and always will be

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the female avatar taller?

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >start Starfield
    >pick the trait that lets you have parents
    >it’s a man and a woman in a traditional marriage
    *sigh*…. Larian once again BTFOing Bethesda with actually modern, forward thinking game design

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>it’s a man and a woman in a traditional marriage
      Todd "Spray The Gay Away" Howard, the one man at E3 that refused to wear a ribbon for the Pulse Nightclub shooting, has done it again

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      only biological females can make babies deal with it

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was staggeringly moronic how Todd forces you into such a predefined background.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you're a zoomer or a gay. Go play Fallout 3 if you want to play as a naive teenager with zero life experience. Should mirror your actual life perfectly.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >imagine defending fallout 4 of all things

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only Nate/Nora. The rest of the game was a buggy shitshow.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eh, I just used the mod to make my Sole Survivor have a husband and they are two gay dads.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that even a thing? Who would bother modding something thats seen for only the first five minutes of the game?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you seriously asking? It's not like these people have jobs or anything better to do. Their entire lives rotate around virtue signaling on social media.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me? Why the frick would i want my gay Sole Survivor to have a gross wife? Women are revolting.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why the frick would i want my gay Sole Survivor to have a gross wife?
          Because he isnt your self insert, hes a predetermined character with a predetermined history.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            And my pretedermined character with a predetermined story has a gay husband.

            Why does it bother you so much? You ok?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              not an argument
              not canon

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Seethe homophobe. The Sole Survivor is GAY and has a gay husband.

                Sure they are
                They actually make more sense than gay folk.

                Nah, they are just homophobic straight incels mad that women don't pay attention to them so they claim to be some new opressed minority despite being literally just men who like bleeding front holes.

                Not my problem you can't cope with being a boring heteroid.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                not an argument

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That doesn't make any sense. Bis are literally by definition not straight. They're not straight incels.
                I'm not bi, I'm straight, that's why I said they made more sense.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                > i-I'm totally not an homophobic bisexual... BUT DON'T YOU THINK BIS ARE A VERY REAL SEXUALITY AND UHH MAKE MORE SENSE THAN GAYS AND UHH STUFF???

                Right, whatever you say homophobic straight incel. You will never be a real sexuality, i'm sorry you're boring and desperate to be seen as an opressed group despite never facing any sort of opression.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, however you need to cope you weirdo.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                First time encountering the gaycel?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually legitimately yes. Brand new to me, I usually don't get into this talk.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just leave him seething as you enjoy men and women. He's not worth your time.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually legitimately yes. Brand new to me, I usually don't get into this talk.

                First time encountering the gaycel?

                Mindbroken lmao, poor straight homophobic incels.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                not an argument

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                an argument

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                argument

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gays haven’t faced oppression since the 60’s. Any modern homosexual living in he West, like any Black, has never and will never experience oppression

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                > You're not opressed!!!
                >> Now let me spam this videos of gays being thrown of buildings by muslims haha

                Not long ago some israelite started stabbing people in a gay parade.

                I have no idea what weird internet world do you live in, i don't know if you are terminally online so you think that if taylor swift puts a pride flag on her youtube avatar suddenly homophobia is gone, but in real life gay men get beaten, killed, kicked from their homes, fired, discriminated, etc.

                I'm truly, truly sorry you heteroids will NEVER face any opression and despite living perfectly privileged lives you still are miserable suicidal losers, but like, not my problem? Don't try to deny reality just because your life sucks.

                Go shoot up a school or something like you heteroids love doing.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Not long ago some israelite started stabbing people in a gay parade.
                >but in real life gay men get beaten, killed, kicked from their homes, fired, discriminated, etc.
                >you heteroids will NEVER face any opression
                I didnt realize how based it is to be straight. Thanks, gaycel.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >b-b-but this third world shithole
                Cope. No modern Western gay has ever experienced any sort of hardship. That’ll change tho given the projected population shifts in the West (less whites more Muslims)

                Your mere existence is a blight on all gaykind, homophobic incel.

                good

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >literally talks about being oppressed
                >“not my problem?”
                Sounds like it is your problem. You have a mental illness and you should get it treated instead of letting it destroy you. But you won’t because you’re a pathetic weak cuck that’s been brainwashed into thinking hiding behind a problem is actually strength. You deserve the life you have.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You closeted homos can't read properly huh

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your mere existence is a blight on all gaykind, homophobic incel.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >is a blight on all gaykind
                You're not a fricking tribe... Jesus frick, why can't you just de-worm already? You have parasites that make you gay.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You're not a fricking tribe.
                And yet you heteroids all enact tribal mentality whenever a gay man dares to exist. You literally have nothing interesting going on your lives and women are such boring vapid holes you feel the need to take your incel rage out on gay chads because gay men actually have interesting healthy lives worth living for, and it makes you seethe to no end.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >healthy
                Lol

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >heteroid
                My sides!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm literally talking with a worm!
                You fricking white blood cell dodger.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Farquad is a resident shitposter who eternally seethes at the existence of non gay people.
                Dont bother replying to him seriously.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Obsessed. Get a life already.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                not an argument

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                My bad. I generally skip all the gay talk on Ganker, so I probably missed him. Thanks anon.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does that work with spoken dialogue?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was pretty disappointing how lazy that was, they should have had something that reminded you about your deceased partner at some point in the game but the protag just pretty much forgets about it after you leave the vault besides a few minor dialogue options. also you can return to the vault ten months later and it still has the same dialogue when you click skeletons etc. as if you just started the game, lazy.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It also doesn't make sense for a woman whose body is like 1-2 months postpartum to be doing flips and shit.
        By all rights, Nora should still be oozing blood out of her stotched up perineum and milk out of her tiddies for the entirety of the game.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never really thought about it before. Actually, kind of surprised they never patched that in given that it was a more recent title. Seems like something a dev would cuck to.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game lets you be bi, actually

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Biscum are not a real sexuality.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure they are
        They actually make more sense than gay folk.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tell that to my dick whenever I see a hot straight couple who I want to be sandwiched between.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably has something to do with you being a mentally ill lonely incel.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you mean a degenerate that will frick anything

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How else you gonna have a kid?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ever heard of adoption?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The whole point is that it's your characters biological offspring though

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      IVF? Adoption? Unlucky experiment? Gays, aren't sterile. They just don't want to stick it.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lose wife
    >leave vault
    >find new anthro wife shortly after
    upgrade.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now in 2023 games force you to be gay

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >forced heterosexuality
    >sex instead of body type
    damn things went to shit in this industry that quickly, eh? where does it end?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no bi gamer bf to sit on his lap and play vidya with

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you need a dad, not a daddy

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back in my day, even gay men had wives and children.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >name is Sean irl

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Press X to Sean.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Assassins Creed Odyssey made your character at least by because they had a kid.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't kept up with Starfield, but I hope this is the last time Bethesda does some shit like this. I don't care about hetero are homosexual relationships, but predefined backgrounds are terrible. Why did Bethesda stop caring about player choices?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why did Bethesda stop caring about player choices?

      Are you trolling?
      Fallout 1, a lawyer from Vault 13 that is sent on a quest from your overseer to find a water chip.
      Fallout 2, the grandson of the lawyer from Vault 13, son of the chief of the Arroyo tribe, who has to go through some weird native american trials and leave to find a way to save his clan.
      Fallout 3, the son of Doctor James who raised you in Vault 101, you literally play through your whole childhood and are forced to leave and go find your daddy.
      Fallout NV, the Courier who's been to hell and back and has history with major players in the apocalyptic world like Ulysses.

      And you complain that Fallout 4 gave you a baby?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Fallout 1, a lawyer from Vault 13 that is sent on a quest from your overseer to find a water chip.

        you don't have to be the premade characters in fallout 1, it's the only one that allows a true blank slate since if you make a custom character you're literally just a vault dweller with whatever backstory you want to make up

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure pal, have fun with your custom crap, enjoy playing Fallout 2 and having it confirm the protag was a Lawyer.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >le heckin canon says!

            future canon literally does not matter for the player's playthrough

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just like real life, a child is a massive, permanent burden on your character with tons of implications. None of those other backgrounds are anywhere close to such a hard limit on who your character can actually be.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then just make a black sole survivor and forget about the main quest.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Starfield isn't like FO4. You can pick a background that is referenced in dialogue. You start the game as a miner, find an alien artifact and are told where to go to continue the main quest. Then you're free. It's like being a prisoner in Skyrim.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Games based off of a 1950’s society. No gays allowed.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Press X for sex
    >No sex
    Another Todd lie. He can't keep getting away with it

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new vegas has literal prostites that refuse to frick you if your the wrong sex

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe you just made me think fallout 4 was based for a second. Frick you.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My sister got mad at this I think, since she's engaged to another woman. I'm sad I didn't get to see her rage.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know what to do anon. Both of them.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        my family is cool. I don't like gays but like, whatever. I'll always support them.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know you do, that's why you have to "correct" them anon. With your dick, if you know what I mean...

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not into 3DPD and incest is gross but I understand what you mean now

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ahh good morning, Mr. Frickface!

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda how environmental factors force homosexuals to be homosexual, except heterosexuals dont need to gaslight the entire society to validate their existence; existence that not a single homosexual would have if it wasnt for heterosexual acts.

    And these homosexuals actually would have us believe that deviant sexualities are equal to procreation. Black person, go unexist yourself.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      but heterosexuality is inherently gaslit into society, wdym?

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    For anyone who don’t familiar with him, the guy ranting about straight people is called Farquaad. He shits up WRPG threads where you can make your own character because he makes characters that look like farquaad from Shrek. His betraying word is usually “biscum”, but he usually just repeats variations of how straight men are gross and should be genocided. He also shits up sims threads with his gross father/son incest fetish.

    He completely destroys all talk about the game, and makes it all about himself and how he’s a hated victim. Don’t reply to his posts.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats the guy from shrek stupid

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes….because he makes characters that look like farquaad that’s why he’s called that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dont forget his hatred of women matching that of a stereotypical incel. Its humorously ironic.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can be a gay once she's dead, just make her look like your fat gay hag and pretend that the wife was a beard all along.
    At least it'll make more sense that Shaun's darker than the both of you.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, I didn't realize this stupid awful unfun game was actually based?!

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that heterosexuality is the natural, normal state and any other sexuality is an abnormality and rare statistic. [thing] existing doesn't mean said thing is normal or the norm.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If heterosexuality is natural and normal then how come you straights live horrible miserable lives and always end up murdering your wives. that is of course if you ever get any because last i checked you're all incels crying that black men are stealing your women.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        (you)

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe its a reverse praying mantis type thing, men have sex and have children then kill the female

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hate gays, think most are caused by literal intestinal parasites, but sometimes I think it's a natural result of dysgenics or overpopulation, when you see exclusive homosexuality expressed in animals these are the two driving factors.
      But appeal to nature is weasl shit, gays are just fricking gross and evil besides nature.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its because gay men are pedos who prey upon boys who grow up to be gay men and continue the cycle. Homosexuality is reproduced through pedophilia.

        Do not be mad at Farquaad. Pity him for being molested as a child. He cant help how his environment shaped him.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Should we just start ivermectin maxxing molestation victims on the get-go?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It would severely diminish homosexuality in the long run.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sometimes I wonder about phasing out pet and stray cats, too.
              Some of the reactions to toxoplasmosis seem like rising societal ills. (A bit of a shame because I don't really mind cats as critters, they're just a bit hygienically nasty)

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cats are fine, they just need to be kept strictly as indoor pets. They cant contract toxoplamosis if theres no rodents to eat.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Funny how all statistics show straight men are all pedos and every time there are pedo news or hell, pedo islands, straight men or straight women are the ones involved

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why cant you people stay out of the boy scouts?

            https://www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia/news/boy-scouts-processing-sexual-abuse-claims-in-2-46-billion-settlement/

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why can't you straight men stop talking about underage vegana?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dont answer a question with a question. Why cant you gays stay out of the boy scouts?

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boy_Scouts_of_America_sex_abuse_cases

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Come out of the closet already

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Homos deserve the rope

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have those outrage compilation pics from when one of the AC Odyssey DLCs forced your character to be hetero (so they could actually... you know... have descendants for the genetic memories to transfer through)

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gay people aren't real, its just a myth by the government to control you

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Bethesda has literal trannies working there and trannies hate gay men more than anyone.
    Also reminder that Fallout 76 is the only Fallout currently that has a troony in it.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the baby shaun is programmed to always be of the african american race no matter what race you choose for nate and nora

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Play Fallout 3 as a kid
      >I choose a dark skinned preset but make him white
      >Create a white nerdy scientist guy
      >Load in
      >My father is the blackest gorilla Black person that you've ever seen in your life
      >I keep forgetting that my character is actually suppose to be black
      >I keep getting a shock when I find my Black person father in-game
      Todd made me wary of the blacks.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"game forces you to be straight"
    >use Start Me Up
    >start game without partner
    sorry not sorry

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine wanting to be gay in a fallout scenario an not procreate.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gay people existing
    never fails to make me laugh
    lol
    lmao even

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    not really. could be a beard situation. you are free to romance both men and women.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys think Nora was cheating on Nate while he was on tour

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not only do Ganker homosexuals have to deal with AIDS and other physical consequences of their degenerate lifestyle, but they can't even be depicted in Shitout 4?!.

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