>start Starfield >pick the trait that lets you have parents >it’s a man and a woman in a traditional marriage
*sigh*…. Larian once again BTFOing Bethesda with actually modern, forward thinking game design
>>it’s a man and a woman in a traditional marriage
Todd "Spray The Gay Away" Howard, the one man at E3 that refused to wear a ribbon for the Pulse Nightclub shooting, has done it again
Only if you're a zoomer or a gay. Go play Fallout 3 if you want to play as a naive teenager with zero life experience. Should mirror your actual life perfectly.
Are you seriously asking? It's not like these people have jobs or anything better to do. Their entire lives rotate around virtue signaling on social media.
>Why the frick would i want my gay Sole Survivor to have a gross wife?
Because he isnt your self insert, hes a predetermined character with a predetermined history.
Seethe homophobe. The Sole Survivor is GAY and has a gay husband.
Sure they are
They actually make more sense than gay folk.
Nah, they are just homophobic straight incels mad that women don't pay attention to them so they claim to be some new opressed minority despite being literally just men who like bleeding front holes.
Not my problem you can't cope with being a boring heteroid.
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not an argument
10 months ago
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That doesn't make any sense. Bis are literally by definition not straight. They're not straight incels.
I'm not bi, I'm straight, that's why I said they made more sense.
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> i-I'm totally not an homophobic bisexual... BUT DON'T YOU THINK BIS ARE A VERY REAL SEXUALITY AND UHH MAKE MORE SENSE THAN GAYS AND UHH STUFF???
Right, whatever you say homophobic straight incel. You will never be a real sexuality, i'm sorry you're boring and desperate to be seen as an opressed group despite never facing any sort of opression.
10 months ago
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I mean, however you need to cope you weirdo.
10 months ago
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First time encountering the gaycel?
10 months ago
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Actually legitimately yes. Brand new to me, I usually don't get into this talk.
10 months ago
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Just leave him seething as you enjoy men and women. He's not worth your time.
10 months ago
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Actually legitimately yes. Brand new to me, I usually don't get into this talk.
First time encountering the gaycel?
Mindbroken lmao, poor straight homophobic incels.
10 months ago
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not an argument
10 months ago
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an argument
10 months ago
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argument
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Gays haven’t faced oppression since the 60’s. Any modern homosexual living in he West, like any Black, has never and will never experience oppression
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> You're not opressed!!! >> Now let me spam this videos of gays being thrown of buildings by muslims haha
Not long ago some israelite started stabbing people in a gay parade.
I have no idea what weird internet world do you live in, i don't know if you are terminally online so you think that if taylor swift puts a pride flag on her youtube avatar suddenly homophobia is gone, but in real life gay men get beaten, killed, kicked from their homes, fired, discriminated, etc.
I'm truly, truly sorry you heteroids will NEVER face any opression and despite living perfectly privileged lives you still are miserable suicidal losers, but like, not my problem? Don't try to deny reality just because your life sucks.
Go shoot up a school or something like you heteroids love doing.
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>Not long ago some israelite started stabbing people in a gay parade. >but in real life gay men get beaten, killed, kicked from their homes, fired, discriminated, etc. >you heteroids will NEVER face any opression
I didnt realize how based it is to be straight. Thanks, gaycel.
10 months ago
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>b-b-but this third world shithole
Cope. No modern Western gay has ever experienced any sort of hardship. That’ll change tho given the projected population shifts in the West (less whites more Muslims)
Your mere existence is a blight on all gaykind, homophobic incel.
good
10 months ago
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>literally talks about being oppressed >“not my problem?”
Sounds like it is your problem. You have a mental illness and you should get it treated instead of letting it destroy you. But you won’t because you’re a pathetic weak cuck that’s been brainwashed into thinking hiding behind a problem is actually strength. You deserve the life you have.
10 months ago
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You closeted homos can't read properly huh
10 months ago
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Your mere existence is a blight on all gaykind, homophobic incel.
10 months ago
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>is a blight on all gaykind
You're not a fricking tribe... Jesus frick, why can't you just de-worm already? You have parasites that make you gay.
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>You're not a fricking tribe.
And yet you heteroids all enact tribal mentality whenever a gay man dares to exist. You literally have nothing interesting going on your lives and women are such boring vapid holes you feel the need to take your incel rage out on gay chads because gay men actually have interesting healthy lives worth living for, and it makes you seethe to no end.
10 months ago
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>healthy
Lol
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>heteroid
My sides!
10 months ago
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I'm literally talking with a worm!
You fricking white blood cell dodger.
10 months ago
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Farquad is a resident shitposter who eternally seethes at the existence of non gay people.
Dont bother replying to him seriously.
10 months ago
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Obsessed. Get a life already.
10 months ago
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not an argument
10 months ago
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My bad. I generally skip all the gay talk on Ganker, so I probably missed him. Thanks anon.
it was pretty disappointing how lazy that was, they should have had something that reminded you about your deceased partner at some point in the game but the protag just pretty much forgets about it after you leave the vault besides a few minor dialogue options. also you can return to the vault ten months later and it still has the same dialogue when you click skeletons etc. as if you just started the game, lazy.
It also doesn't make sense for a woman whose body is like 1-2 months postpartum to be doing flips and shit.
By all rights, Nora should still be oozing blood out of her stotched up perineum and milk out of her tiddies for the entirety of the game.
Never really thought about it before. Actually, kind of surprised they never patched that in given that it was a more recent title. Seems like something a dev would cuck to.
I haven't kept up with Starfield, but I hope this is the last time Bethesda does some shit like this. I don't care about hetero are homosexual relationships, but predefined backgrounds are terrible. Why did Bethesda stop caring about player choices?
>Why did Bethesda stop caring about player choices?
Are you trolling?
Fallout 1, a lawyer from Vault 13 that is sent on a quest from your overseer to find a water chip.
Fallout 2, the grandson of the lawyer from Vault 13, son of the chief of the Arroyo tribe, who has to go through some weird native american trials and leave to find a way to save his clan.
Fallout 3, the son of Doctor James who raised you in Vault 101, you literally play through your whole childhood and are forced to leave and go find your daddy.
Fallout NV, the Courier who's been to hell and back and has history with major players in the apocalyptic world like Ulysses.
>Fallout 1, a lawyer from Vault 13 that is sent on a quest from your overseer to find a water chip.
you don't have to be the premade characters in fallout 1, it's the only one that allows a true blank slate since if you make a custom character you're literally just a vault dweller with whatever backstory you want to make up
Just like real life, a child is a massive, permanent burden on your character with tons of implications. None of those other backgrounds are anywhere close to such a hard limit on who your character can actually be.
Starfield isn't like FO4. You can pick a background that is referenced in dialogue. You start the game as a miner, find an alien artifact and are told where to go to continue the main quest. Then you're free. It's like being a prisoner in Skyrim.
Kinda how environmental factors force homosexuals to be homosexual, except heterosexuals dont need to gaslight the entire society to validate their existence; existence that not a single homosexual would have if it wasnt for heterosexual acts.
And these homosexuals actually would have us believe that deviant sexualities are equal to procreation. Black person, go unexist yourself.
For anyone who don’t familiar with him, the guy ranting about straight people is called Farquaad. He shits up WRPG threads where you can make your own character because he makes characters that look like farquaad from Shrek. His betraying word is usually “biscum”, but he usually just repeats variations of how straight men are gross and should be genocided. He also shits up sims threads with his gross father/son incest fetish.
He completely destroys all talk about the game, and makes it all about himself and how he’s a hated victim. Don’t reply to his posts.
You can be a gay once she's dead, just make her look like your fat gay hag and pretend that the wife was a beard all along.
At least it'll make more sense that Shaun's darker than the both of you.
Reminder that heterosexuality is the natural, normal state and any other sexuality is an abnormality and rare statistic. [thing] existing doesn't mean said thing is normal or the norm.
If heterosexuality is natural and normal then how come you straights live horrible miserable lives and always end up murdering your wives. that is of course if you ever get any because last i checked you're all incels crying that black men are stealing your women.
Hate gays, think most are caused by literal intestinal parasites, but sometimes I think it's a natural result of dysgenics or overpopulation, when you see exclusive homosexuality expressed in animals these are the two driving factors.
But appeal to nature is weasl shit, gays are just fricking gross and evil besides nature.
Sometimes I wonder about phasing out pet and stray cats, too.
Some of the reactions to toxoplasmosis seem like rising societal ills. (A bit of a shame because I don't really mind cats as critters, they're just a bit hygienically nasty)
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Cats are fine, they just need to be kept strictly as indoor pets. They cant contract toxoplamosis if theres no rodents to eat.
Funny how all statistics show straight men are all pedos and every time there are pedo news or hell, pedo islands, straight men or straight women are the ones involved
Anyone have those outrage compilation pics from when one of the AC Odyssey DLCs forced your character to be hetero (so they could actually... you know... have descendants for the genetic memories to transfer through)
Because Bethesda has literal trannies working there and trannies hate gay men more than anyone.
Also reminder that Fallout 76 is the only Fallout currently that has a troony in it.
>Play Fallout 3 as a kid >I choose a dark skinned preset but make him white >Create a white nerdy scientist guy >Load in >My father is the blackest gorilla Black person that you've ever seen in your life >I keep forgetting that my character is actually suppose to be black >I keep getting a shock when I find my Black person father in-game
Todd made me wary of the blacks.
Not only do Ganker homosexuals have to deal with AIDS and other physical consequences of their degenerate lifestyle, but they can't even be depicted in Shitout 4?!.
>game literally forces you to be a robosexual
I am still extremely angry about the fact that they cut this from 76 and always will be
Why is the female avatar taller?
>start Starfield
>pick the trait that lets you have parents
>it’s a man and a woman in a traditional marriage
*sigh*…. Larian once again BTFOing Bethesda with actually modern, forward thinking game design
>>it’s a man and a woman in a traditional marriage
Todd "Spray The Gay Away" Howard, the one man at E3 that refused to wear a ribbon for the Pulse Nightclub shooting, has done it again
only biological females can make babies deal with it
It was staggeringly moronic how Todd forces you into such a predefined background.
Only if you're a zoomer or a gay. Go play Fallout 3 if you want to play as a naive teenager with zero life experience. Should mirror your actual life perfectly.
>imagine defending fallout 4 of all things
Only Nate/Nora. The rest of the game was a buggy shitshow.
Eh, I just used the mod to make my Sole Survivor have a husband and they are two gay dads.
Is that even a thing? Who would bother modding something thats seen for only the first five minutes of the game?
Are you seriously asking? It's not like these people have jobs or anything better to do. Their entire lives rotate around virtue signaling on social media.
Me? Why the frick would i want my gay Sole Survivor to have a gross wife? Women are revolting.
>Why the frick would i want my gay Sole Survivor to have a gross wife?
Because he isnt your self insert, hes a predetermined character with a predetermined history.
And my pretedermined character with a predetermined story has a gay husband.
Why does it bother you so much? You ok?
not an argument
not canon
Seethe homophobe. The Sole Survivor is GAY and has a gay husband.
Nah, they are just homophobic straight incels mad that women don't pay attention to them so they claim to be some new opressed minority despite being literally just men who like bleeding front holes.
Not my problem you can't cope with being a boring heteroid.
not an argument
That doesn't make any sense. Bis are literally by definition not straight. They're not straight incels.
I'm not bi, I'm straight, that's why I said they made more sense.
> i-I'm totally not an homophobic bisexual... BUT DON'T YOU THINK BIS ARE A VERY REAL SEXUALITY AND UHH MAKE MORE SENSE THAN GAYS AND UHH STUFF???
Right, whatever you say homophobic straight incel. You will never be a real sexuality, i'm sorry you're boring and desperate to be seen as an opressed group despite never facing any sort of opression.
I mean, however you need to cope you weirdo.
First time encountering the gaycel?
Actually legitimately yes. Brand new to me, I usually don't get into this talk.
Just leave him seething as you enjoy men and women. He's not worth your time.
Mindbroken lmao, poor straight homophobic incels.
not an argument
an argument
argument
Gays haven’t faced oppression since the 60’s. Any modern homosexual living in he West, like any Black, has never and will never experience oppression
> You're not opressed!!!
>> Now let me spam this videos of gays being thrown of buildings by muslims haha
Not long ago some israelite started stabbing people in a gay parade.
I have no idea what weird internet world do you live in, i don't know if you are terminally online so you think that if taylor swift puts a pride flag on her youtube avatar suddenly homophobia is gone, but in real life gay men get beaten, killed, kicked from their homes, fired, discriminated, etc.
I'm truly, truly sorry you heteroids will NEVER face any opression and despite living perfectly privileged lives you still are miserable suicidal losers, but like, not my problem? Don't try to deny reality just because your life sucks.
Go shoot up a school or something like you heteroids love doing.
>Not long ago some israelite started stabbing people in a gay parade.
>but in real life gay men get beaten, killed, kicked from their homes, fired, discriminated, etc.
>you heteroids will NEVER face any opression
I didnt realize how based it is to be straight. Thanks, gaycel.
>b-b-but this third world shithole
Cope. No modern Western gay has ever experienced any sort of hardship. That’ll change tho given the projected population shifts in the West (less whites more Muslims)
good
>literally talks about being oppressed
>“not my problem?”
Sounds like it is your problem. You have a mental illness and you should get it treated instead of letting it destroy you. But you won’t because you’re a pathetic weak cuck that’s been brainwashed into thinking hiding behind a problem is actually strength. You deserve the life you have.
You closeted homos can't read properly huh
Your mere existence is a blight on all gaykind, homophobic incel.
>is a blight on all gaykind
You're not a fricking tribe... Jesus frick, why can't you just de-worm already? You have parasites that make you gay.
>You're not a fricking tribe.
And yet you heteroids all enact tribal mentality whenever a gay man dares to exist. You literally have nothing interesting going on your lives and women are such boring vapid holes you feel the need to take your incel rage out on gay chads because gay men actually have interesting healthy lives worth living for, and it makes you seethe to no end.
>healthy
Lol
>heteroid
My sides!
I'm literally talking with a worm!
You fricking white blood cell dodger.
Farquad is a resident shitposter who eternally seethes at the existence of non gay people.
Dont bother replying to him seriously.
Obsessed. Get a life already.
not an argument
My bad. I generally skip all the gay talk on Ganker, so I probably missed him. Thanks anon.
How does that work with spoken dialogue?
it was pretty disappointing how lazy that was, they should have had something that reminded you about your deceased partner at some point in the game but the protag just pretty much forgets about it after you leave the vault besides a few minor dialogue options. also you can return to the vault ten months later and it still has the same dialogue when you click skeletons etc. as if you just started the game, lazy.
It also doesn't make sense for a woman whose body is like 1-2 months postpartum to be doing flips and shit.
By all rights, Nora should still be oozing blood out of her stotched up perineum and milk out of her tiddies for the entirety of the game.
Never really thought about it before. Actually, kind of surprised they never patched that in given that it was a more recent title. Seems like something a dev would cuck to.
Game lets you be bi, actually
Biscum are not a real sexuality.
Sure they are
They actually make more sense than gay folk.
Tell that to my dick whenever I see a hot straight couple who I want to be sandwiched between.
Probably has something to do with you being a mentally ill lonely incel.
you mean a degenerate that will frick anything
How else you gonna have a kid?
ever heard of adoption?
The whole point is that it's your characters biological offspring though
IVF? Adoption? Unlucky experiment? Gays, aren't sterile. They just don't want to stick it.
>lose wife
>leave vault
>find new anthro wife shortly after
upgrade.
Now in 2023 games force you to be gay
>forced heterosexuality
>sex instead of body type
damn things went to shit in this industry that quickly, eh? where does it end?
>tfw no bi gamer bf to sit on his lap and play vidya with
Sounds like you need a dad, not a daddy
Back in my day, even gay men had wives and children.
>name is Sean irl
Press X to Sean.
Assassins Creed Odyssey made your character at least by because they had a kid.
I haven't kept up with Starfield, but I hope this is the last time Bethesda does some shit like this. I don't care about hetero are homosexual relationships, but predefined backgrounds are terrible. Why did Bethesda stop caring about player choices?
>Why did Bethesda stop caring about player choices?
Are you trolling?
Fallout 1, a lawyer from Vault 13 that is sent on a quest from your overseer to find a water chip.
Fallout 2, the grandson of the lawyer from Vault 13, son of the chief of the Arroyo tribe, who has to go through some weird native american trials and leave to find a way to save his clan.
Fallout 3, the son of Doctor James who raised you in Vault 101, you literally play through your whole childhood and are forced to leave and go find your daddy.
Fallout NV, the Courier who's been to hell and back and has history with major players in the apocalyptic world like Ulysses.
And you complain that Fallout 4 gave you a baby?
>Fallout 1, a lawyer from Vault 13 that is sent on a quest from your overseer to find a water chip.
you don't have to be the premade characters in fallout 1, it's the only one that allows a true blank slate since if you make a custom character you're literally just a vault dweller with whatever backstory you want to make up
Sure pal, have fun with your custom crap, enjoy playing Fallout 2 and having it confirm the protag was a Lawyer.
>le heckin canon says!
future canon literally does not matter for the player's playthrough
Just like real life, a child is a massive, permanent burden on your character with tons of implications. None of those other backgrounds are anywhere close to such a hard limit on who your character can actually be.
Then just make a black sole survivor and forget about the main quest.
Starfield isn't like FO4. You can pick a background that is referenced in dialogue. You start the game as a miner, find an alien artifact and are told where to go to continue the main quest. Then you're free. It's like being a prisoner in Skyrim.
Games based off of a 1950’s society. No gays allowed.
>Press X for sex
>No sex
Another Todd lie. He can't keep getting away with it
>new vegas has literal prostites that refuse to frick you if your the wrong sex
I can't believe you just made me think fallout 4 was based for a second. Frick you.
My sister got mad at this I think, since she's engaged to another woman. I'm sad I didn't get to see her rage.
You know what to do anon. Both of them.
my family is cool. I don't like gays but like, whatever. I'll always support them.
I know you do, that's why you have to "correct" them anon. With your dick, if you know what I mean...
I'm not into 3DPD and incest is gross but I understand what you mean now
>Ahh good morning, Mr. Frickface!
Kinda how environmental factors force homosexuals to be homosexual, except heterosexuals dont need to gaslight the entire society to validate their existence; existence that not a single homosexual would have if it wasnt for heterosexual acts.
And these homosexuals actually would have us believe that deviant sexualities are equal to procreation. Black person, go unexist yourself.
but heterosexuality is inherently gaslit into society, wdym?
For anyone who don’t familiar with him, the guy ranting about straight people is called Farquaad. He shits up WRPG threads where you can make your own character because he makes characters that look like farquaad from Shrek. His betraying word is usually “biscum”, but he usually just repeats variations of how straight men are gross and should be genocided. He also shits up sims threads with his gross father/son incest fetish.
He completely destroys all talk about the game, and makes it all about himself and how he’s a hated victim. Don’t reply to his posts.
thats the guy from shrek stupid
Yes….because he makes characters that look like farquaad that’s why he’s called that
Dont forget his hatred of women matching that of a stereotypical incel. Its humorously ironic.
You can be a gay once she's dead, just make her look like your fat gay hag and pretend that the wife was a beard all along.
At least it'll make more sense that Shaun's darker than the both of you.
Holy shit, I didn't realize this stupid awful unfun game was actually based?!
Reminder that heterosexuality is the natural, normal state and any other sexuality is an abnormality and rare statistic. [thing] existing doesn't mean said thing is normal or the norm.
If heterosexuality is natural and normal then how come you straights live horrible miserable lives and always end up murdering your wives. that is of course if you ever get any because last i checked you're all incels crying that black men are stealing your women.
(you)
maybe its a reverse praying mantis type thing, men have sex and have children then kill the female
Hate gays, think most are caused by literal intestinal parasites, but sometimes I think it's a natural result of dysgenics or overpopulation, when you see exclusive homosexuality expressed in animals these are the two driving factors.
But appeal to nature is weasl shit, gays are just fricking gross and evil besides nature.
Its because gay men are pedos who prey upon boys who grow up to be gay men and continue the cycle. Homosexuality is reproduced through pedophilia.
Do not be mad at Farquaad. Pity him for being molested as a child. He cant help how his environment shaped him.
Should we just start ivermectin maxxing molestation victims on the get-go?
It would severely diminish homosexuality in the long run.
Sometimes I wonder about phasing out pet and stray cats, too.
Some of the reactions to toxoplasmosis seem like rising societal ills. (A bit of a shame because I don't really mind cats as critters, they're just a bit hygienically nasty)
Cats are fine, they just need to be kept strictly as indoor pets. They cant contract toxoplamosis if theres no rodents to eat.
Funny how all statistics show straight men are all pedos and every time there are pedo news or hell, pedo islands, straight men or straight women are the ones involved
Why cant you people stay out of the boy scouts?
https://www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia/news/boy-scouts-processing-sexual-abuse-claims-in-2-46-billion-settlement/
Why can't you straight men stop talking about underage vegana?
Dont answer a question with a question. Why cant you gays stay out of the boy scouts?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boy_Scouts_of_America_sex_abuse_cases
Come out of the closet already
Homos deserve the rope
Anyone have those outrage compilation pics from when one of the AC Odyssey DLCs forced your character to be hetero (so they could actually... you know... have descendants for the genetic memories to transfer through)
Gay people aren't real, its just a myth by the government to control you
Because Bethesda has literal trannies working there and trannies hate gay men more than anyone.
Also reminder that Fallout 76 is the only Fallout currently that has a troony in it.
>the baby shaun is programmed to always be of the african american race no matter what race you choose for nate and nora
>Play Fallout 3 as a kid
>I choose a dark skinned preset but make him white
>Create a white nerdy scientist guy
>Load in
>My father is the blackest gorilla Black person that you've ever seen in your life
>I keep forgetting that my character is actually suppose to be black
>I keep getting a shock when I find my Black person father in-game
Todd made me wary of the blacks.
>"game forces you to be straight"
>use Start Me Up
>start game without partner
sorry not sorry
Imagine wanting to be gay in a fallout scenario an not procreate.
>gay people existing
never fails to make me laugh
lol
lmao even
not really. could be a beard situation. you are free to romance both men and women.
Do you guys think Nora was cheating on Nate while he was on tour
Not only do Ganker homosexuals have to deal with AIDS and other physical consequences of their degenerate lifestyle, but they can't even be depicted in Shitout 4?!.