Shove one of these babies in the oven at 400 degrees for 20 minutes in the middle of your day and it will provide the calories needed for you to game the rest of the rime.
Reminder frozen pizzas only need to be about 20% real cheese the other is random shit and a lot of cheese products will use what’s basically saw dust to add flavor and substance.
Cellulose is used as an anti caking agent.
"saw dust" is also disingenuous seeing as cellulose is dietary fibre and an important part of your diet.
You fricking moron.
i mix one part mayo, one part cheetos, one part bacon bits, mix lightly. mayo coats the cheeto, protects your fingers from the dust. you just dip your hand in the bowl, they stick, you suck them off your fingers and your clean and ready to keep gaming. can do this twice before respawning in splatoon
Bros how do I offset the lethargy and weakness i feel after not eating vegetables for over a week? It sucks. Is there some kind of meat or dairy product that provides the things in vegetables that make you want to move again?
Ginger Ale is a godsend for me when I'm feeling like trash. Also, as gross as it sounds, the carbonation helps you burp and clears a lot of nonsense out.
Otherwise, like the other anon said, pretzels are good, especially hard ones. Stuff that can absorb stomach acid, like toast or crackers, are good. I personally found that plain old vanilla ice cream was nice too. Mildly sweet, cool, and doesn't have any strong flavors that would trigger a lot of issues. Rice and applesauce can be solid as well. Keep it plain and easy to eat. The more effort it takes, the more your mind will mess with getting food down.
Hope you feel better anon. Sorry you're not feeling well.
FREE HIM
what a stupid fricking picture
You're a stupid fricking picture!
Dumb c**t
FRICK YOU
Ok UwU
I'm a dumb count for Mongolian folk music
>Khergit watching Tulga getting sieged by the Saranids and Vaegirs again for the third time this week.
It's glorious. Stop being a c**t.
>oh, yeh're all rough bastards behin' that glass, why doncha come out here an' see how tough youse feel when yeh're no' hiding like a WEE PUSSY!
Shove one of these babies in the oven at 400 degrees for 20 minutes in the middle of your day and it will provide the calories needed for you to game the rest of the rime.
Cool, now what about instructions for the pizza?
or just order a pizza which doesn't suck
A frozen pizza is like 4 dollars
thank you slippy
that's a plushy anon.
Kongs are very high in nutrients.
Yeah but you’ll kind of feel like shit the rest of the day. I’m not hating on frozen kino but it’s like eating bricks.
There wouldn't be a long left at 400 degrees what the frick anon half that
stop monkeying around
wow racist much?
homies cold lampin
I’m watching ESA reruns
Donkey Kong
Donkey Donk
Konkey Dong
Bonkey Chong
Tonkey Tonk
Wonkey Gonk
Sholonkey Jonk
Monkey Long
Ponkey Stonk
uma delicia
Why is Donkey Kong trapped in the pizza freezer?
Op dragged the plushy with him to do grocery shopping with mommy.
That's just Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze.
he knows what he did
Because Nintendo put out an ad for Mario and friends and the only game they had for DK was Smash Bros. Not even Tropical Freeze. DK is dead bros.
I need more images of Donkey Kong in different places
how can people stand the amount of salt in those things
Salt functions like any other drug. The more often you have it, the less effective it becomes, so the more you need it.
Salt is second only to opium in the amount of wars it has caused.
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I don't eat st normally so it's fine when I do
video james?
edit: oh sorry didnt see the dunkey kong lol proceed
I can game all day and night with one of these and some cold Coors Banquet
these guys are surprisingly good for frozen food. especially if youre an adult that likes well-done pizza
What would a frozen plushie taste like? Or a deep fried one?
red baron pizzas suck ass
Reminder frozen pizzas only need to be about 20% real cheese the other is random shit and a lot of cheese products will use what’s basically saw dust to add flavor and substance.
Cellulose is used as an anti caking agent.
"saw dust" is also disingenuous seeing as cellulose is dietary fibre and an important part of your diet.
You fricking moron.
>cellulose is dietary fibre and an important part of your diet
Oh no no no no no no hahahahahahaha
Imagine getting BTFO redditbobtroony
>doesnt know about basic diatery knowledge
Are you from North America by any chance? Or Eastern Europe?
>diatery
ESL tard
>ESL tard
You expose yourself as ESL. Natives misspell even simple words because they learned by sound rather than sight
ESL cope
Wasnt even me but anon is right.
>putting donkey kong in the fridge
CGN... U!
FIGHTING, AND SOMETIMES STRIVIIIIINGGG
I get it
UMA DELICIA
Stop eating horses, Pablo
I have that plushie
>three cheese red baron
>not pepperoni
>Original Tombstone Pizza
I never knew Pizza originated in the wild west.
Kroger has a digital coupon so red baron pizzas are like $2.99. Up to 5. Grab em while you can boys!
Damn thanks for the heads up
Marketing thread
wow he apPEARed out of nowhere
A pear is just a failed apple.
a fapple
Oh my hitler
That's not sanitary.
:^O
WHY ARE YOU BUYING DK AT THE PIZZA STORE
FRICK YOU
>Frozen pizza under 5 bucks
I miss those days.
i mix one part mayo, one part cheetos, one part bacon bits, mix lightly. mayo coats the cheeto, protects your fingers from the dust. you just dip your hand in the bowl, they stick, you suck them off your fingers and your clean and ready to keep gaming. can do this twice before respawning in splatoon
Ate a Costco muffin from the backroom in the dark last night. Went to get another this afternoon and saw the other muffins had mold on them.
That explained why my stomach was twisting and turning and shit after I ate it (didn't hurt though) but weirdly I have been completely fine today.
Bros how do I offset the lethargy and weakness i feel after not eating vegetables for over a week? It sucks. Is there some kind of meat or dairy product that provides the things in vegetables that make you want to move again?
Eat some vegetables.
Vegetables are bad for you.
just eat a normal diet, you dont need to go overboard
Eat porridge.
If you wake up and have porridge, you'll have a ton of energy and won't need to eat for like 6-8 hours.
For me, it's mämmi
The nicest thing I can say is that it looks like soggy ryebread.
I would love to go to town on your mämmi
30 years next to finland and I still have no idea what it tastes like.
All I know it that it's not kladdkaka
>Tombstone
REST IN PIECES
DOWN FOR THE COUNT
Making some Karelian pies tomorrow, any tips?
>4.69 for a pizza
Frick, is this image like 20 years old?
What's a good gamer snack if you're sick.
Like so sick you tried to play a videogame and threw up sick.
Pretzel sticks and coca cola
I haven't been able to drink soda since I quit it for a year. We talking, like, pretzels sticks as in hard, or soft.
Hard
It's just what my parents would give me whenever I had an upset stomach, I'm sure you'll be able to find a substitute for the coke.
You are making me thirsty.
I will never find Seinfeld funny. I've never understood Ganker's obsession with it.
wtf is this show about
Hi zoom zoom
White rice. If you add extra water, it'll be rice porridge. Always helped my stronger hangovers.
Ginger Ale is a godsend for me when I'm feeling like trash. Also, as gross as it sounds, the carbonation helps you burp and clears a lot of nonsense out.
Otherwise, like the other anon said, pretzels are good, especially hard ones. Stuff that can absorb stomach acid, like toast or crackers, are good. I personally found that plain old vanilla ice cream was nice too. Mildly sweet, cool, and doesn't have any strong flavors that would trigger a lot of issues. Rice and applesauce can be solid as well. Keep it plain and easy to eat. The more effort it takes, the more your mind will mess with getting food down.
Hope you feel better anon. Sorry you're not feeling well.
>he puts his donkey kong in the fridge
>2011+12
ISHYGDDT
COME ON, CRANKY
TAKE IT TO THE FRIDGE