Games like this one are rare, you know.

Games like this one are rare, you know. I hope everyone understands what was accomplished here, and appreciated this modern-day masterpiece.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The looker > The witness

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The Looker is a single-player game that respects you as an intelligent player, and it treats your time as... reasonably valuable (I mean, don't let me pull you off solving the Riemann hypothesis or anything). As such, I will level with you here—not every joke will be a hit, but there is no filler material, the puzzles are fun, and, if you really think about it, aren't the real solutions the, uhh... friends we make along the way?
      No thanks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I get it. That's why I didn't laugh.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And to be clear, I didn't laugh because making fun of Jonathan Blow's art is pathetic. He is one of the very few people on this Earth moving our culture forward.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        just play it johnny it's fun

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I bet you're fun at parties.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Try offering an original human thought instead of an often-quoted phrase or meme, spaz.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No one here goes to parties

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I actually enjoyed this
      Especially when the little light projector comes out of the bigger one, with the mirrors. Wasn't expecting to laugh so hard. But I think you have to play The Witness to get most of it

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that game is a piece of art indeed

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its audio logs are pretentious and the sound area is bullshit but other than that I loved the games puzzles, especially the final area.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I struggle with pitches too, but thankfully I can discern them well enough to manage. Which of the esteemed scientists, philosophers, and poets did you think were pretentious?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That 5 minute one on top of the mountain was pretty annoying.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    beep

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my problem is i'll take a long break from this game, come back, and then theres some puzzles im not even sure if ive solved or not. some of them you can turn the screen off and clear the puzzle after you solve it the first time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The obelisks track your progress with the environmental puzzles.

      And to be clear, I didn't laugh because making fun of Jonathan Blow's art is pathetic. He is one of the very few people on this Earth moving our culture forward.

      Great, neither one of us laughed.

      Talos Principle was better.

      I prefer The Witness, but The Talos Principle is a good game too. Haven't played it in a while.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    walking simulator
    reddit game
    uh... trannies...
    did I miss any buzzwords?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tic tac toe simulator

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Talos Principle was better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am playing through it now and I find the setting boring as well as the puzzles, especially some of the stars so far. literally just walk around looking behind walls until you find the star, then walk around some more looking behind everything until you find the switch that opens the gate to depower the field. I am assuming with the boring pseud story there is going to be some subversion of expectation soon where everything is actually an illusion!!!! but man is it taking long, these mine puzzles and minigun puzzles are not really doing anything for me.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    puzzle games are trash and this is one of the most pretentious

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