>get eliminated sometimes for seemingly no reason

>get eliminated sometimes for seemingly no reason
>be moronic so assume it's some complex equation deciding which squads proceed, etc
>it's actually just another bug in what i've slowly discovered is the buggiest game i've literally ever played
The devs have literally even said to stop reporting cheaters. Holy shit, i want to enjoy this game but what the frick man?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was never fair and it's literally made to look like dream playground for kids. i personally bought it in the past but refunded it because the controls are fricking floaty. might unironically buy it again because sometimes i just want to frick around.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon the game is now F2P

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's free now on >>>Epic<<<

        yeah and it's free to play on EPIC. i am thinking of buying cheap key for Steam just because i dont want to give Epic any money.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >any money
          but its free and you still will need epic overlay and account even on steam, just like those ubisoft/uplay games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's free now on >>>Epic<<<

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I got this shit for free on PlayStation and it’s kinda fun every now and then. Should I be worried about downloading the epic launcher on my PS4? Somehow, I’m worried it’s gonna steal my credit card info or something similarly moronic.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If you are worried about getting your credit card info stolen you wouldn't even use a PSN account. You will be fine

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        yeah and it's free to play on EPIC. i am thinking of buying cheap key for Steam just because i dont want to give Epic any money.

        I'm playing on PS4, should I switch to PC? It runs fine and I don't like the games launcher they have.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          well you can enable up to like 300fps, but i think 60 is probably enough for this game
          t. 144hz chad
          apart from that, it's just a casual game that is crossplay so there's no real need unless it's 30fps on console (please dont say it is lol)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >30 fps on console
            No, it runs at 60, though it does lower to those rates when you have a lot of players on screen. Thanks though, I think I'll just continue playing on PS4, i don't see the appeal of switching to PC.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              only other thing i would say is i have always used mouse and kboard and really enjoy playing it that way for a few reasons. Eg: swinging axes, slightly move mouse and you adjust the camera and look at it sideways for ezmode. You can just hold W and camera-steer everywhere even when going super fast. Probably can do it on console too idk lol, always high when playing this game.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            anything higher than 60fps in this game will make other players look like a blurry mess
            this has been a thing since the game launched 2 years ago and they haven't fixed it yet

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sus

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, the way squad scoring works seems fricked. Plus if you're eliminated it still says that you'll lose your points if you quit early since "you're still in the running".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yep, apparently as long as you leave after the 'ELIMINATED' animation, you will go to your rewards, another bug. Game won't confirm it's safe for you to leave until well into the final round sometimes.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand why my friends like this game, it's an absolute bugfest and every mini-game feels the same. They could have had special gimmicks for specific mini-games like tools, cartoony weapons and vehicules but no, it's the same basic shit every time and since epic bought the game you can't buy any of the cool shit with the free currency anymore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll admit I like the way the game feels - I've always wanted some more games that felt like a hectic mess with just a ton of players running into each other, running over each other, getting stuck in doorways, etc. It does at least fulfil that feeling of being in some maddening Takeshi's Castle esque funhouse.
      Though more variety wouldn't hurt, you're right. I like the racing track stuff they added recently with the speed up hoops.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The racing tracks bits are pretty cool but there are only like 3 maps with them in the whole game. Movement options are pretty lacking too, you can only walk, jump or dive. From a game where 90% of the levels involve some sort of parkour your movement options are painfuly low. Even Fortnite now has sliding and running.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a good point about cartoony weapons etc, that would be sick if every now and then the map had rocket launchers and shit. And sure you can say it's a free game, but i'm seeing a LOT of Black folk in outfits that cost money.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >i'm dirt poor
        not my problem, mate

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not saying i want to wear a gay paid costume, i'm saying that the game being free isn't an excuse to not add some cool gimmicks like the other anon suggested. You didn't actually spend money on this game i hope lol... anon...?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i'm wealthy in a first world country and have money to spare, i haven't bought anything in fall guys but i will next time i boot it up just to make you seethe

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              good to hear anon, have fun! I have skins in counter strike that are actually worth a damn though. On Steam.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I tried everything to get this game running, but all I get is a black screen.

    It's over

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're not missing much

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My main gripe with this game is that some game modes are horrifically unbalanced. Tail Tag? If you start with a tail it's basically a free win. If you don't, good luck. Track Attack? If you start on the front row it's a guarenteed top 5 and a potential win. If you start further back the win chance is 0% and you'll need luck not getting bumped off to reach a silver medal.
    Door Dash? Pure RNG.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      door dash is easy usually
      tail grab i just wait until the last 30 seconds before bothering to do anything, it's gay, and so is the penguin grab one. Just moron-inclusive garbage.
      track attack i dont think ive done yet.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >touch crown 'first'
    >lose because netcode is garbage
    🙁

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bought this game when it was big
    >get scammed because epic israeliteed everyone by buying mediatonic, making it f2p, and turning the shop into a fortnite clone
    >even the fricking redditors are starting to hate it
    I mean I know I haven't played it in months, but Epic israeliteing everything up makes me not want to go back that much more. At least I got the Scout skin when I did. Never taking it off.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I tried refunding it when it went F2P but Steam said no 🙁

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