>ghost of Tsushima
Ok, does this game ACTUALLY feel like a Kurosawa movie or are people just being moronic?
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>ghost of Tsushima
>ghost of Tsushima
Ok, does this game ACTUALLY feel like a Kurosawa movie or are people just being moronic?
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People are moronic, it's just ubislop
it's actually both.
It's derivative slop but still manages to evoke kurasawa at times
It’s good
No Black folk and the only homosexual is an evil pedophile
Just take the W
moron half the cast is gay. You meet a gay man who tells you his gay sex life and his gay husband and the MC literally says some bullshit like ohhhh don't worry gay sama, I understand, you won't be judged by me 🙂
Not just Kurosawa
it feels like a movie thats for sure. Hope you watch thousands of hours of unskippable cutscenes and repeat animations
i can't get over his manlet build. They nailed the "you really FEEL like you're playing as a 4 ft 11 japanese man"
You tell me.
people are just being moronic
i don't know i quit during the intro cause it switched form " enemies literally cant hit you" to " if you don't block and perry you WILL die and die fast" should have made me block from the start
i dont know, never watched kurosawa movie. Are they overly long, boring, poorly directed with nothing happening 99% of the time except people standing still and speaking to each other?
>never watched kurosawa movie
No, it's too fast and forgiving for that.
If you don't know who Kurosawa is you have no business calling any director bad lol
>If you don't know who Kurosawa is you have no business calling any director bad lol
It was a joke you fricking moron kys
>i was merely pretend to be moronic
I was not pretending to be moronic its a clear facetious joke at the expense of the game being horrible. You are just a dimwit
>B&W
>Japanese Audio
>Letterboxed
It’s pretty kino. You’ll miss some visual cues in combat though.
>are people just being moronic
Yes. It has some nice views occasionally, but it's basically just another ac clone.
It’s just a prettier Ubisoft game
It feels like a movie in that the combat and gameplay in general are shit and blatantly inferior to Sekiro or Nioh but it looks very pretty.
Its a Ubisoft game with somehow even more dumbed down and automated gameplay.
It has absolutely nothing to do with actual samurai or japanese samurai fiction.
No. The writing and directing range from bad to mediocre.
The only japanese like thing about this game was having okay characters (at least I was okay with them) carrying an absolute trainwreck plot.
Reminded me of a massively worse Yakuza.
Obviously not.
The writing is typical modern game studio slop, don't expect anything more than a good open world game with controls that feel good and try not to take it seriously. Change the language to Japanese and turn subtitles off and just make up your own story in your head, it's probably better than what's there.
>watching 20 minutes of a still unskippable cutscenes where two people are standing in front of each other and talking and you can't even understand them
It's a better alternative to understanding the dialogue
even steven king would have 5 strokes trying to come up with his own story each time the game stops to a halt and unskippable yapping start
Maybe the characters shouldn't be talking for a combined 35 hours.
Yojimbo says like 100 words in the entire movie.
i wished they made it for a combined 200 hours just to have sony morons suffering even worse and then making mental gymnastics why it's good to have unskippable cutscenes in a game
bro like its a story based game why are you so ADHD if you don't enjoy story based games then this is not a game for you
That's my point, it's the weakest part of the game by far and it feels like you spend the most time listening to one-dimensional side characters vomit out their irrelevant fan-fiction tier backstory.
I'm not even one of these homosexual incels who hates gay characters but the old lady samurai "finally being able to find herself" was fricking insufferable, 1300 Japan did not have 21st century American ideas about gays
This was one of my biggest problems with the game. I don't know why they think they can write a story comparable to a Kurosawa movie (implied by how many fricking direct references there are to them) if the characters stop to blabber about shit that either you already know or doesn't matter.
not to mention the characters talk like 30 year old millennial women.
You can screencap this when 5 years from now it becomes public but I am 100% certain that some miner or AI is farming your electricity or something while you play PS5 so the system must stay on for as many hours as possible and the game must be "played" for as many hours as possible. There's absolutely no other logical explanation why wouldn't they allow you to at LEAST fast forward the dialog. The game needs to be played so some malicious software can do it's thing in the background.
>There's absolutely no other logical explanation why wouldn't they allow you to at LEAST fast forward the dialog.
Fricking lmao, implying a hack creative wouldn't take every opportunity to create a captive audience.
>hurr look at how good my animations are
>durr look at how smart my quips are
>what do you mean you wanna skip them?
>you'll watch that shit and you'll enjoy it
It's the same shit with end credits.
I'm not even saying that your theory is wrong (if they ask permission to receive data you can be sure some data is getting sent regardless), just that it's silly to think ego is not reason enough to stop you from skipping cutscenes.
>>hurr look at how good my animations are
>>durr look at how smart my quips are
No director would shit on his game that 500 people spent 3 years to make unless its being ordered from a higher-up. Imagine the playtesting for this piece of shit. Imagine the director himself playing the game just to see how the mission plays out.
I remember back in the day hideo kojima single handedly designed every single virtual mission in mgs and playtested them kek
>they would patch in the ability to fast-forward the talking or skip cutscenes
But that shit CAN be done in ng+. You can also skip the whole tutorial section as well.
For some reason, the devs stop caring about wasting your time after you've "enjoyed" the game once.
Being held captive pisses you off inherently, yet people try to trap their audience all the fricking time anyway.
Because they don't have to care about your feelings if you can't escape anon.
After all, their work is so good you'll be thankful for having seen it afterwards. Right? Right.
>Because they don't have to care about your feelings if you can't escape anon.
what else are you gonna do? Play another game on ps5? ack ack ack
>For some reason, the devs stop caring about wasting your time after you've "enjoyed" the game once.
Because by that time, the Software did its thing.
There are far worse egos in gaming that are quite outspoken. Not even M. Night Shalaman would make this decision out of spite. Even if the guy who directed or produced this wanted to spite Sony and sabotage the game, he would just get replaced and they would patch in the ability to fast-forward the talking or skip cutscenes. The fact that this isn't possible 5 years since the game was made, suggests some foul practice. You will see.
>create a captive audience
>by pissing them off
bravo moron
>even steven king would have 5 strokes trying to come up with his own story
Yes.
It's not like any video game ever made has good writing anyway
This has been the case for almost 2 decades, the quality of writing in videogames has dropped sharply and it's getting way worse.
you have no idea what good writing means moron
Start good and they slowly start to crank up the woke nonsense in the second third of the game. Totally dropped in the second half, but i genuinely enjoyed the first couple hours. Its a shame. It could have been a good game, the combat is kinda cool, but even that couldn't save it for me.
Not being able to kill tenzo brought the game down to 5/10 to 7-8/10. The story became complete shit.
visually maybe
but the story is utterly moronic
game would be way, way better without the assassins creed outposts
>infiltrate enemy base and kill all 50 of them
>now do it 80 times more lmao
its boring. also combat is poorly designed/balance, fatsos for instance will eat a good 8 slashes to the bare chest/arms before going down but instakill you with any attack, even with health upgrades in lethal. also arrow headshots sometimes dont kill enemies, even if they dont have helmets
Just throw concussion grenade and press the auto kill skill button. That skill even works on bosses. People praised this games combat but it's just mindless hack and slash with a stance changer so you have to change to mindless hack and slash before succeeding. Boring after like 6 hours, even on Lethal. Open world games have shit combat.
>oh you followed a fox and found a fox shrine?
>great! now do it for 50 more times
>oh you found this cool place on your own and there's a scroll there?
>oh well you didnt' start the quest for it so you cant actually pick up the scroll or whatever
>oh you found that healing spring and watched jins ass entering it?
>great! now do it for 50 more times
It doesn't. It has "Kurosawa" photo mode to make screenshots.
I played it and it felt like a typical open world game. Sekiro felt like a souls type game. I’m still waiting for a good samurai game.
Idk. pretty early on the game is pretty great and looks really good also it just feels cool to do the parry dodge and killing mongols and then throwing the blood off the katana and sheathing it. But yeah behind all that it is really just ubislop formula. It's probably a better AC: Japan than the one they're making now will ever be
Its got all the secondary stuff done right. But the core is flawed.
>good samurai game.
A samurai slice of life rpg/immersive sim, where you do normal peacetime work and samurai obligations.
Like morning training with wooden sticks in the dojo. Afternoon going around the rice field to supervise peasants.
Doing the boring paperwork in the evening.
Going to daimyo when summoned to report on mundane shit.
Maybe doing a trial of some bandit or peasant stealing or stuff like that.
Going on a skirmish against rival clan.
for me, its samurai rebellion
It's western slop
No. there's no time-wasting bullshit in any of Kurosawa's samurai films or other classics like Harakiri since they're stories first rather than mere samurai wankfests for weebs