Go woke, Chud's broke.

God I fricking love this game centrist bros, it's so fricking good. Literally a contender for the best game of all time. How are you enjoying this 97 rated kino?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's woke about it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The entire cast of the game are a bunch of loose homosexuals

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought sex appeal was supposed to be bad according to feminists?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's got some annoying dialogue and it's a bit overly sexual fairly quickly. It's not really woke but it's an easy buzzword to farm (You)s.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bodytype and genital selection
      >vitiligo
      >races look mysteriously like face scanned asians and blacks

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can understand why the chud brain thinks body types vs genders is woke, and why certain races like tieflings looking black is woke. But how the frick is vitiligo woke? Please enlighten me, I'm too intelligent to lower myself into the mud and think from your POV.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >But how the frick is vitiligo woke? Please enlighten me, I'm too intelligent to lower myself into the mud and think from your POV.
          vitiligo is a thing that near exclusively is brought up in the context of body acceptance by liberals, it is arguably the most clearly woke thing about the game considering it's absolutely fringe material yet got included

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's like 2 presets out of a few dozen that it's on anyway and I haven't seen any npcs with it in the game. I don't blame them for adding "inclusive" shit but I do blame them for using face presets instead of sliders.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            So, it's woke to add a skin disease? How come piercings or tattoos or makeup or beard/hair customization is not woke? Aren't majority of those hair/beard options super niche, in my opinion there should only be one designated hairstyle for men and one for women, like in North Korea.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >So, it's woke to add a skin disease?
              how is the skin disease relevant to anything in the game other than it being there out of inclusion activism, that's the point, that's why it's woke

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                But it's not like it's mentioned in dialogue or in lore, nobody goes on a rant in game telling you about how people suffer from v-pozz and how it's important to know about it and discuss it. It's just a skin option added to add some extra customization and spice to the character creator that was lacking, and this was an easy way to add something since it's just a small skin edit. If you actually play the game, there's absolutely nothing political or woke in any dialogue or overarching themes.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's existence alone (alongside the other elements) is enough for me to not want to play it at this point, i'm so incredibly sick of this moronic shit showing up in fiction everywhere

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not chuddy myself so I can't really relate to being mad about skin disease customization, but I hope you'll get over it, because the situation is definitely only going to get "worse" and more stuff like this will be included. There's literally nothing wrong with allowing more people to enjoy the game and relate to it, as long as it doesn't impede on the core idea of the game and overtake the focus in design.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >There's literally nothing wrong with allowing more people to enjoy the game and relate to it, as long as it doesn't impede on the core idea of the game and overtake the focus in design.
                perhaps at some point you'll begin to realize why this is a ridiculously shallow and dumb way to approach things but time will tell

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      woke: the game has homosexuals and furries
      chud: the game has homosexuals and furries you can kill

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    op you sound like a total gay. try harder.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HOWS IT GOING FELLOW LAWFUL GOOD PALADINS?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    hang every BG3 shill.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thread after thread after thread screeching about muh chuds
    obsessed

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never played a Baldur game and likely won't ever start.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty average so far. Not sure what it is about Larian games that they are always so overrated but as a big cRPG fan, I think BG3 is a pretty middle of the road entry. Slightly better than Pillars 1 and 2, definitely worse than both Pathfinder games.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based radical fence-sitter OP, chuds and trannies fear us.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A fellow centrist intellectual, I see.... A toast... to centristCHADS and centristCHADS alone. It feels good to be above everyone else and to use them for amusement in our silly little games.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where did he get that class of cum

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's pure melk. The patrician man's choice of beverage. What a healthy and sharp mind needs to fencesit and rule above the meddling average classes.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just slaughtered the entire frog camp, very satisfying

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how the game just unapologetically shows the Gith are shit. Even if you do everything in your power to side with them it still ends in them turning on you and you wiping them off the face of the earth

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anti-white dev, still not playing!

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sort of liking it but classes feel somewhat limited?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least the classes are fun. I like rogue way better than I did previously when I learned how to play it, sneak attacks do amazing damage. Barbarian, rogue, fighter and cleric are my current party, I thought I’d miss the aoe sorcerer and warlock spells but I really don’t.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually like playing a warlock in this game, unlike NWN 2 where you're just a sorcerer but weak. I regretted picking warlock at first but once I got the knock back eldrich blast I've sent so many people flying off ledges

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker really needs to understand that a games wokeness isn’t inherently reflective of its quality. A game can be so good outside of it being woke that it becomes just a minor nuisance.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody even considers the shit in BG3 to be woke anymore, it's the new normal/standard. Puritans on Ganker are a niche that are larping mostly because they hate PC games or hate Europe or just want to be perpetually angry. It's not really that deep. I don't see anyone mentioning anything about wokeness even in the usual Twitter/YouTube circles that like to talk about woke shit. Everyone agrees that it's an amazing once in a decade game.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its ok. Wish we had bigger boobs and dicks.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do I get to keep that brain thingy after the crash?

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love it

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >centrist
    9/10 bait

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beastiality is just as bad as pedophilia and you should all be in jail.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a huge difference between a consenting druid bear sex scene played for laughs and a literal child.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you took a bear wiener in your ass you are just as bad as a man who rapes children. Jail for your. No appeal.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just pissed the female dragonborn dont have breasts

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure how it works with armor but there's this at least

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats a israelite

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