God of War - how do I jump?

How do i jump?

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    In before
    >“That’s the neat thing, you don’t”

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      He asked how to jump, not to frick

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    White Men Can't Jump.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Greeks aren't white, they are European. Nice try tho Hansdeep Nigelwong. The Gobi tolls for thee.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why are Romanians like this? You are literal rapebabies of turks.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Said the mongolturk migrant

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Turks: brown
            >Romanians and meds: brown
            >Northern Europeans: white
            >Ayo we wuz civilization 2000 years ago
            Right. There is a reason why your president is a fricking minority German you romuttian subhuman.

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              Anatolians are Balkanics, turks are a minority there. Most turks migrated to Sweden and Germany. Learn your own Asian history Hansdeep Nigelwong. Euro never ever.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                I see you haven't take your meds today.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                lmao Hansdeep Nigelwong thinks he wuz Romanz n shiet

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                You don't know anything about me. I'm not from any of the countries you've mentioned. I'm not even from Europe. I don't even care about who you insult, or what you're shitty conspiracy theories are. You're just an annoying autist who shits up multiple threads with your stale moronic memes.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                That little shit with the yellow shirt has elf ears.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          No need to get so upset over your own Asian heritage, Genghis. Embrace it.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong again Autist. I'm not American or Anglo. Your autism is really severe you think everyone on the internet is from the same 3 places on earth. Fricking idiot.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                Never ever Hansdeep Nigelwong

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do you not understand how moronicly wrong you are? What does Hansdeep Nigelwong even mean? It's like some dumb shit you came up with that you think is really clever but it doesn't even make sense it's just moronic.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                No need to be upset, Hansdeep Nigelwong. Embrace your Asian heritage, it's your destiny.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're not funny, clever, or entertaining whatsoever. You're just a weird annoying schizo. Please do humanity a favor and off yourself so you can stop shitting up so many threads with your autism.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                Just ignore that autistic gay, he literally posts his dumb shit every chance he gets. It's really cringe even in a place like this.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                You should take your medication turkish schizo.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                Tell me more about how insecure you are about your own heritage.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hansdeep Nigelwong anglogermcuck homosexual stop shilling LMAO

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is a Norwegian saga from the 13th century about a famous line of Norwegian kings called Hakon (Snorri Sturilson himself was a member of this court). Hakon comes from gokturkic “Hakan” meaning ruler/king, and it is also the root of “Khan” which means the same.
                Also in this saga, the kings eat horse flesh to celebrate. Horse flesh consumption was not practiced in Europe at the time of this writing (13th century). The only people at the time known to consume horseflesh were the gokturks.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Snorri
                Hmmm what did he write about again? Hmmm

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                I really don't care about historical conspiracy theories. This is a board about video games, if you want to discuss history go to Ganker and sperg out as much as you want there. You sound schizophrenic by the way.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                You sound Asian.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm swedish and most of the list on the right is completely wrong. The first word is wrong for example. I really hope this was made as a joke or something.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Shut the frick up Hansdeep Nigelwong. I'm not reading that shit.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kratos isn't white, those are just the ashes of his first wife and daughter that was permanently attached to his skin.
      >inb4 Atreus
      Clearly his mother was white as frick and he inherited the skin pigments from her.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kratos is white you shitskin mutt.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    y cant god of war jump?

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker's main reason why they hate this game is because you can't jump
    You know its a good game when someone has to make that far of a reach to say it sucks lol

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      The main reason I hate it is all the fricking walkie and talkie, and boatey and talkie

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Go play Mario

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    CoNtExT sEnSiTiVe

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >god of my wife's son is so shit no one wants to discuss it and the thread gets hijacked by /misc/ schizos
    oh no no no no

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tank controls

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kratos is black

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