>You will never have the most insane foreplay with Alcina >She will never chase you around the house >She will never deliberately let you escape just so she can chase you again >She will never pin you down like a lion pouncing on its prey >You will never have cute little moments that break Alcina's decorum >You will never make her laugh so hard that she snorts >You will never make her comfortable enough to wear more casual clothing around the castle >You will never make crude, offensive jokes together that would shock the masses if they overheard >You will never make her flustered after you get down on one knee and propose to her >You will never become her house husband, whose only job is to give her tons of love and keep her bed warm >You will never spend your entire day resting to be in top shape for loving, cuddling, kissing, foundling, caressing and handholding with her all night long (she is a very busy woman who needs to manage a whole castle and keep her crazy and stupid daughters in line so she'll be very stressed and in need of some serious loving at the end of the day) >You will never break down her barriers and save her from becoming a monster >She will never save you
what does she smell like?
Like a mature woman and perfume
like class
perfection
Rosewater and mildew.
Gotta say, anyone else really turned off by the face? I want big mommy milkers too, but I don’t want grandma face.
She's ugly as hell and or refuse to believe the spamming she had on here was nothing more than a marketing gimmick.
Gay
she looks like anita sarkeesian
hey die, thanks.
>going to sleep with face caked in makeup
I can see you've never had a girlfriend.
I can't take it anymore bro's
This, but Donna.
nyl2
>When you finally confess your love for her
>you will actually NEVER date a tall older woman in your entire life
>You will never have the most insane foreplay with Alcina
>She will never chase you around the house
>She will never deliberately let you escape just so she can chase you again
>She will never pin you down like a lion pouncing on its prey
>You will never have cute little moments that break Alcina's decorum
>You will never make her laugh so hard that she snorts
>You will never make her comfortable enough to wear more casual clothing around the castle
>You will never make crude, offensive jokes together that would shock the masses if they overheard
>You will never make her flustered after you get down on one knee and propose to her
>You will never become her house husband, whose only job is to give her tons of love and keep her bed warm
>You will never spend your entire day resting to be in top shape for loving, cuddling, kissing, foundling, caressing and handholding with her all night long (she is a very busy woman who needs to manage a whole castle and keep her crazy and stupid daughters in line so she'll be very stressed and in need of some serious loving at the end of the day)
>You will never break down her barriers and save her from becoming a monster
>She will never save you
Is it weird I did almost everything you mentioned here with my mom?
Do women even enjoy having big breast?
Their back hurt