The chudat chronicles features chu dat writing about his days when he would suck wiener, get his wiener sucked, try butt stuff, post his real phone number that I even tried and it worked, and all kinds of very degenerate and bipolar shit that puts light into how good looking and smart he is that he would have such a fricked up side. Love that lil homie and it's a good read
he has a history of being a complete butthole ingame, winning with the most obnoxious strategy he possibly can use, like camping the ledge with kirby trying to get cheap kills with neutral B
m2k is definitely chaotic evil. that homosexual single handedly ruined brawl and rules were specifically made for HIM to stop camping. He's literally the guy who counts your ledges and loses stocks for miscounting.
I wonder how bad his stroke actually was. Is he a moron now? I have a family friend who had a stroke like 20 years ago and theyve been basically a moron ever since.
Personally I'm kinda tired of melee on the gameplay side of things, but how do the players still manage to constantly have kino IRL moments like this one?
Well Sheik just beats Marth but no, Zain is very not clutch in high pressure situations. You can see it in the game 5 of both the Jmook sets and in lots of summit sets, etc.
HugS might be pushing the stupid shit and not even playing anymore like a homosexual but he deserves better than sharing a box with schwab, show the Samus some respect
>be disgusting israelite >bunch of smash aligations about how some creeps molested girls in the scene come out >he wants some attention >completely without anybody asking or anything happening he drops a twitlonger about he fricked his mom for years, willingly >some months pass and it turns out he didn't even frick his mom he literally fricking lied about it >he still made out with her for years and likely got some blowjobs
kek
He never said he fricked her it was clear that it was just sex stuff but no penetration BUT THE FACT he tried to insinuate he did frick his mom for attention and pity is gross
At every major tournament that Hungrybox has been to, he has been seen walking around venues without a mask; even though there is a mask mandate at the tournaments he has gone to. I understand someone taking off their mask if they are sitting down to play a game, eat, drink, etc, but he frequently will walk around venues without a mask. When he is told to put on a mask, he will for a while, but its too long that the mask comes off. This has now happened at Battle Of BC, Genesis, and other tournaments in the past.
He is a grown man, and we have been now dealing with COVID for almost 3 years. He, and everyone else KNOWS they have to wear a mask by this point when it is required. TO's need to start automatically DQ'ing anyone who fails to follow this rule. There is no reason that people need to be reminded to wear a mask at this point. Hungrybox should not be, and is not above the rules.
The guy who killed his mom wasn't black also all of the confirmed pedos was white. The black dudes who were banned had legal sex in foreign country, cucked an other player, use tinder, and didn't defend a pedophile who got his dick suck by a child.
ultimate needs a good villain, mkleo just instawins and has the personality of cardboard
it doesn't help that half the interesting players (nairo, samsora, salem) were banned
He 100% thinks he has more of a claim to the goat status than armada because he kept playing
Not sure about hbox, he might deluxe himself there but not believe it in his heart
>keep playing >lose despite all the good competition gone >win some online tourneys years later >nobody ever brings up again for how many years you were shit and focuses on online wins that means literally nothing as proven by him not winning shit once it went back to offline
baffling how easy people are manipulated
Sora needs time to develop. Pros are not going to invest that kind of time into him when they can just keep winning with what works. Steve literally needed 15yr olds playing him to make him relevant.
Leo's been making the EU the FreEU, winning every major he's entered since his stay. However, at Colossel, the lastest major which was bigger than GOML, He lost a close 3-2 against Maister, who was 18-0 with him before and then came back in Grand Finals, 6-0'd him and made him switch to Sora in the last two games.
Here are the vods
https://www.youtube.com/c/SolaryReplay/videos
And the Twitch streams
https://www.twitch.tv/Solary
https://www.twitch.tv/VGBootcamp
https://www.twitch.tv/MysticSquad_TV
>Leffen, Fiction and Junebug seething on twitter and talking about nerfing Puff again
Holy frick these guys just can't let the only top Puff in the scene win his first major in three years. Wish Leffen retired already, he's barely a Melee player nowadays anyway.
Think about this, hungrybox literally won a tournament for a game he doesnt practice much and actually the game he most streams/plays is ultmate a game most melee players think is inferior and easier that melee, so to them hungrybox winning is the most insulting think.
i really wish a new puff player would come up and start slaying top players so they would just admit they dislike hbox specifically
the best opportunity we had was 2saint
He just found it funny. Technically he don't need to compete in Melee because playing, commenting and hosting ultimate make him more money. His YouTube channel barely have Melee. He even once got paid to travel internationally to do commentary.
I want to dream, maybe another Samus will rise that takes his slow ass stand in shield for 2 seconds technique and combine it with new extender and super wavedash shit in tournament. I just want to see some cool Samus so fricking bad she's so sick. It's all up to The Swooper now since Plup and Duck are little b***hes
2 years ago
Anonymous
Morsecode is probably better than Swooper but it seems like he doesn't go to tournaments anymore
yall are all stupid here, Ganker is so moronic
like none of you actually understand the game, what is this, what is this cringefest
how are ppl here so dumb?
>I got shit on for saying melee was solved >Every match is the same meta play culminating with Hbox winning using puff while not even playing particularly well because anti-meta is broken in such a solved game.
I feel like Melee is being carried by it's top players as a reality TV show than as a fighting game.
>hbox wins one time >UH SEE PUFF SOLVED DUH GAME PLEASE IGNORE THAT HE WAS DOGSHIT FOR 3 YEARS
He didn't "win one time" he swept the whole tournament with relative ease. He was never dogshit, he changed his play to be more aggressive because everyone shit on him for winning literally everything by using anti-meta. then he plays anti-meta again after a while and would you look at that sweep. It's so solved you can flip a switch on whether or not to be a top player or not.
then you should have plenty of shitters changing to puff and cleaning up
but they don't, so it's a skill issue
Nope, they don't because they're autistic and only know how to play the meta in a solved way. Two people playing the solved meta it's about who has the better skill. one playing anti-meta and it's not about skill it's about how much of a c**t the anti meta player wants to be.
i have never seen a person who attachs this anime to their posts have an educated or worthwhile thought. i have no idea what it even is, i just know it as a brainlet flag.
>oh no he's right in every way. how can I salvage this? >y-you're wrong because of the tangentially related picture. a-and that picture makes you dumber than me too!
If only your argument game was as solved as melee.
hbox spent a year trying to ledgecamp cody and getting fricked for it every time and here it happened to work once in one match and he managed to ride the entire set to a victory and then he beat jmook by winning neutral interactions over and over again. if jmook had lost to zain then zain probably would've raped hbox in grands. you're a fricking brainlet
i have never seen a person who attachs this anime to their posts have an educated or worthwhile thought. i have no idea what it even is, i just know it as a brainlet flag.
Originally Posted by ChuDat View Post
Chapter 14: Doll
OMFFFFGGGGGGGGGG Fuc*ing Lil B had to bring this up. What a good chapter to right about
in my "ChuDat Chronicles".
So the story starts off like this. Doll is a homosexual smash player that plays peach. I never
knew about his homosexuality, I didn't even question him. He seemed like a cool azn guy.
Well.... one night he wanted to spend the night at my place....
*DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN*
We ended up drinking alcohol until we were drunk. He rested his head on my shoulder. I was
like, "Ummm... what do I do." Things happened.... ughh ok I'll give you guys the full details.
He started giving me a hand job underneath some covers. My friend Minh and I believe
Plairnkk was there as well. I didn't really think much of the hand job he gave me. I kinda just
"went along for the ride". That same night, we ended up drinking more alcohol and waited for
everyone to go to sleep. After we found out that everyone was asleep, we closed the doors
and made sure everything was set up perfectly.
Doll went to town on my d*ck.
He sucked it, slobbered all over it, and asked me, "Chu, does this feel good?". I was like, "Hellz
yeah baby keep going". LMFAO LOLZ NAH NAH just playing but he did really say that. All I said
was, "Yeah." After about 15 minutes of sucking on my c*ck, I came up with an idea. I asked Doll,
"Hey Doll, can I f*ck you in the azz?". Doll said "Yeah. Do you have any lubricant?". I said,
"Yeah, I got some vegetable oil".
So I grabbed the vegetable oil and went back downstairs where I saw doll pointing his butt
straight up, ready to receive whats coming to him. I lubed up his azz pretty good. I then
grabbed my d*ck, and slid it inside his azz. It didn't feel that good, actually. It was really tight.
The guy was small so it was expected. After pounding him for a good 10 minutes, I decided to
stop. I wasn't feeling anything. I didn't ejaculate at all.
ALSO, Keep in mind I was thinking about my girlfriend Helen the whole time this was
happening.
Anyway, we finally stopped. I went outside to smoke a jack. It felt smooth as the smoke went
through my throat. We got tired and fell asleep. My dumazz decided to sleep next to him. I
DON'T KNOW WHY I JUST DID ughhh. But yeah... It was morning already. My mother went
downstairs to check on me since I wasn't in my room. To her surprise, SHE SAW ME SLEEPING
WITH DOLL. FUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
She started yelling at me, lecturing me, hitting me, and basically everything a mother would do
when they find out their son is sleeping with a dude. They forced me to take Doll home and
said that they never wanted to see Doll again.
I pretty much stopped hanging out with Doll until this one AIM convo I had with him online. I
have a fetish for girls in thongs. I asked Doll, "Do you have a thong?" He said, "Yes. Do you
want me to wear it for you?". I said, "Hellz Yeah". I drove over to his house. He pulled his pants
down so that I can see his azz in a thong. It didn't even make me horny at all. I still grabbed his
azz and squeezed it but I didn't feel anything. Also, he was sucking my co*k again at this time.
This, I believe, was the last time I saw him. After this, I never saw him again.
My thoughts on the situation:
Doll is a homosexual. As he was giving me head, he was saying, "Chu, I'm not gay, I'm not gay".
LOLZ. I don't believe I am a homosexual. I admit I was a little bi-curious but it didn't arouse me
whatsoever. I need a girl to get me aroused. Like the one time where I fingered Helen..
ahhhhhh yessss but that's for another chapter.
ice climbers don't seem so bad in this game. The neutral is obviously ass but being a character with actual frame traps and consistent kill setups seems really good
Everyone seething about Steve on the chat, what the frick. It's fricking Cloud, which has been one of the best Smash character since he was released in 4
Because of no offline, everyone was just excusing Steve's bullshit with "it's just online fricking us up, he'll surely be worse offline".
Now they realized they were wrong.
>Only 3 Bayos were able to top 8 majors for all of smash 4 lifetime >We get a new random steve every week at top 8s nowdays
Frick this braindead ass character
Ice climbers represents Steve and Bayo players. All of the top MK players were good players like Nairo, M2K AND more. IC's player like nakat and Vinnie are carried nobodies.
This so hard. I main Ganondorf and I had and have to endure bullshit like 4's Cloud and Bayonetta and Ultimate's Pikachu, seeing Steve triumph it's the funniest thing ever. Best DLC pick to boot, nobody remembers Banjo or Sora anymore.
cosmos is black. kola tries to be black.
1st summit i saw kola he came across as trying really hard to be perceived as black and it felt fake. it's like he thinks he needs to wear jordans and say homie and GOTTEEEM or he won't be black. don't know if he's changed, i assume he's just young.
true. i'm speaking from the perspective of someone who has been around black nerds of varying power levels since high school and doesn't really find cosmos terminal weebism endearing lol.
no seriously how are characters like steve and terry allowed to exist in the same game as shit like kirby and puff? How is this fair?
they shouldn't be, it's a consequence of EVERYONE IS HERE and the DLC design philosophy. returning fighters got enough attention to be relatively viable; dlc got enough attention to make sure each one is worth buying.
Pretty sure he was seething about fp2 at some point because he mainly looses to steves and kazuyas and shit. I dont blame him honestly id be pissed too
>HBox, the guy on the left, is well known for exaggerated popoffs when winning, even for sets he's obviously going to win >He wins this set against iBDW >iBDW proceeds to get up and mock HBox's typical popoff before HBox can do it. Like, "HOO HOO I'M HBOX I DO BIG POPOFF REEEE" >Looks like a crying salty clown while doing this and HBox just looks at him stonefaced >iBDW appears to run out of breath due to being a mask cuck and then has to steady himself on HBox, the man he just relentlessly mocked, as he tries not to pass out.
He doesn't put excuses. When he loses, he humbles, shoves his shit up and grinds. Also the fact that he is not trying to impress the crowds nor wants to be called as the GOAT, he is just there to have fun and play.
M2K fundamentals + wide spread character list, even if you hate sword characters. Also he doesn't put any emotions on this, making him really tough to go against it.
Unreal mentality. Like on a physiological level there's something about him. Humans cannot stop their brains from relaxing or panicking in certain situations. Relaxing is one of the most common problems to happen to players who are in the lead in fighting games. They know full well that it's bad to relax and yet they see that visual representation of their lead on screen and their brain starts making them calm down. Leo does not relax. He does not panic. The guy's a fricking monster. Even when he loses the person who beats him exhausts all their mental energy doing it.
uhh they've been grinding during the pandemic
learn the matchup, okay sweetie?
please don't mention the fact that it's 90% steves that do these insane runs/upsets
He shuts down a big part of the cast just by existing.
I like playing Incineroar a lot and he legitimately can't do anything to a Steve who has placed a few blocks in front of him. It's impossible to win against a good player.
>run away >build wall >mine >opponent has to use an option to deal with the wall >steve spams minecart, anvil, or aerials after opponent has to deal with the wall >repeat
there are characters who have a losing MU against a wall of dirt, to put it into perspective
Puff killed melee
Not gonna watch this soulless shit
*masks
It’s like I’m back in 2019
>yfw iBDW
Previous
shannon (pre-bawd)
damn she looks normal and not loose here how old was she?
15
You mean pre fat. She was still a bawd.
I'd call her a hambeast but she's dressed as beef
I'd pay for her doordash bill
ew
It only gets worse from Their gentlemen.
Women don't look in the mirror and think, "I really need to lose weight".
Women ate the ultimate copers
>likely zain hbox finals
we're on the zzz timeline...
uh bro???????
choose
Neutral good has highest homie levels
Chudat for chaotic neutral
Chu is chaotic evil. See the Chu Dat chronicles.
can you give me a qrd i dont want to read all of this?
The chudat chronicles features chu dat writing about his days when he would suck wiener, get his wiener sucked, try butt stuff, post his real phone number that I even tried and it worked, and all kinds of very degenerate and bipolar shit that puts light into how good looking and smart he is that he would have such a fricked up side. Love that lil homie and it's a good read
he has a history of being a complete butthole ingame, winning with the most obnoxious strategy he possibly can use, like camping the ledge with kirby trying to get cheap kills with neutral B
you should use axis, the israelite is evil but not as evil as leffen, and leffen is chaotinc but not as chaotic as hax
Taj for lawful neutral
Mango in chaotic neutral
Chillin in lawful good
M2K in true neutral
Magi in chaotic evil
S2J in chaotic neutral
Wizzrobe is the protagonist of Melee
scar isn't chaotic neutral , he's just lawful evil
>Zain
He's lawful evil
Why are neutral good and chaotic neutral far and away the most fun to cheer for?
m2k is definitely chaotic evil. that homosexual single handedly ruined brawl and rules were specifically made for HIM to stop camping. He's literally the guy who counts your ledges and loses stocks for miscounting.
is it evil to destroy evil
exploiting mechanics to be as obnoxious as possible while still staying within the bounds of legality is textbook lawful evil
plus as
points out, perhaps brawl was meant to be destroyed
You're right, Lawful evil*
That sounds like lawful neutral.
IBDW's twitter is the most obnoxious of all top players
just whining about his shit mentality
He's going to absolutely fall apart the moment smash stops being a viable financial path. Whether that's through injury, age, or declining popularity.
Didn't he study law? I think he'll be fine
Is Mang0's son still morbidly overweight?
Yes
>explaining the joke
I feel bad about chillinposting now that he probably has to relearn how to use a spoon and walk.
I wonder how bad his stroke actually was. Is he a moron now? I have a family friend who had a stroke like 20 years ago and theyve been basically a moron ever since.
apparently he was laying in his apartment for days until they found him
I read somewhere like 2 weeks ago he is already talking again but not sure
At least it will improve his melee
>zain vs hbox grand finals
Congrats to zain for winning this shit
In the B0XX drama I was supporting the Smashbox because they were always in the right, they just made a shitty response video
In the Leffen v Hax drama I stand for Hax for the same reasons
Yeah hes a schizo but theres literally 0 reasons to ban him
wtf IBDW's girlfriend is actually a massive hot bawd?!?
somebody tell him
>third image clearly shows she has breasts
>Ganker idiots HURRR DURRR troony
fricking idiots touch grass
Are you really not baiting? Somebody post the image
Weak bait.
she looks like she knows her way around a dick
i think thats codys job
behold, a man!
Bro he is a troony ibdw was super desperate also he doesnt look like that irl dude shops himself
Reminder that jmook reverse 3-0'd last time
bump
Imagine if he reverse 3-0s him again
lmao
IT’S HAPPENING
>check on my phone from work
>mango out of top 5 again
There's always next time yosef
Mango should just start running 70 star at this point
you only have the right to retire to speedrun after winning a tournament
I want Scar to get #metoo'd so we never have to hear his lazy commentary ever again
better than Coney
Keep my guy's name out of your fricking mouth
That would never happen, Scar is a good person.
>that serial killer? nah he's a good person, look he's a Christian now!
I'M JMOOKING
Personally I'm kinda tired of melee on the gameplay side of things, but how do the players still manage to constantly have kino IRL moments like this one?
Some of the melee players are among the longest active esport players, which is usually a pretty short-lived career. It just makes them unhinged.
Jmook is ice cold, chad af
zain poopoo pants
POV: you just fsmashed jmook
yoo... IBDW...... he kinda.... uh.... kinda crazy for real........
DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
DO NOT REDEEM!
Holy shit the moment Zain meets his match he just busters like fricking crazy
yeah, zain has always been incredibly anti-clutch for whatever reason. he doesn't know what to do when he isn't in control
He has been clutch plenty of times
Seems like he just got a sheik problem
Well Sheik just beats Marth but no, Zain is very not clutch in high pressure situations. You can see it in the game 5 of both the Jmook sets and in lots of summit sets, etc.
sheik doesnt 'just beat marth', the MU isn't that onesided
marth does much better against sheik than fox against marth though
>free GF for hbox
time to close the stream
YEAR
OF
THE
SHEIK
>FREE WIN FOR HGOD
LETS GOOOOOOO HBROS
zain peepee pants
zain transitioning
how the frick does he just reverse 3-0 the best player right now that doesn't make any sense kek
reverse 3-0
twice btw
Whats the appeal of Mang0
Daddy issues?
i'm an alcoholic too, so maybe i can be as successful as him one day
>Lawful Good
Armada, PPMD
>Neutral Good
Axe, aMSa, Plup
>Chaotic Good
Hungrybox, Wizzrod
>Lawful Neutral
Zain, Mew2King (Marth), Kodorin, Ken. Nearly every Marth goes here except PPMD.
>True Neutral
Mew2King
>Chaotic Neutral
Mang0, SFAT
>Lawful Evil
Hax, Leffen
>Neutral Evil
iBDW, HugS
>Chaotic Evil
Chu Dat
>Lawful Food
Chillindude
Idunno where the frick to put S2J and N0ne. Need to see more of Jmook.
>conman
>lawful good
We've reached the point that we don't care if his melee days are over and he looped back to being cool again.
>We've reached the point that we don't care
ftfy
>YOU STILL GOT IT Bad Moon Rising chant was almost exactly five years ago
HugS might be pushing the stupid shit and not even playing anymore like a homosexual but he deserves better than sharing a box with schwab, show the Samus some respect
zain/hbox/jmook tier
Leffen can beat all of them
*leffen/hbox/jmook tier
cute
WERE BACK
Jmook's posture is INSANE. He's the best thing to ever happen to Hgod too
REVERSE 3-0 AGAIN
JMOOK CAN FRICK MY b***h BASED GOD
Congratulations Hbox
maybe yoshi’s wasn’t the play big z
It's time
Looks like HGOAT is back on the menu boys
That was incredible
if hbox wins do you think he'll cry onstage?
100% happening
Cody runs onstage and shits his pants
>first time on the top 8 big stage was 3 months ago
>already better mentality than zain
>reverse 3-0's him twice
zainbros?
>is ibdw's best friend
>is 100x more based than ibdw
quick rundown on the motherfricker cody thing?
He wanted to get in on the #metoo movement so he told everyone about the time he fricked his mom when he was 15
>be disgusting israelite
>bunch of smash aligations about how some creeps molested girls in the scene come out
>he wants some attention
>completely without anybody asking or anything happening he drops a twitlonger about he fricked his mom for years, willingly
>some months pass and it turns out he didn't even frick his mom he literally fricking lied about it
>he still made out with her for years and likely got some blowjobs
kek
He never said he fricked her it was clear that it was just sex stuff but no penetration BUT THE FACT he tried to insinuate he did frick his mom for attention and pity is gross
He did a autistic scream at hrungrybox and almost grabbed his dick
That almost made him pass out
cody i'll pay you a thousand dollars to charge the stage if hbox wins
At every major tournament that Hungrybox has been to, he has been seen walking around venues without a mask; even though there is a mask mandate at the tournaments he has gone to. I understand someone taking off their mask if they are sitting down to play a game, eat, drink, etc, but he frequently will walk around venues without a mask. When he is told to put on a mask, he will for a while, but its too long that the mask comes off. This has now happened at Battle Of BC, Genesis, and other tournaments in the past.
He is a grown man, and we have been now dealing with COVID for almost 3 years. He, and everyone else KNOWS they have to wear a mask by this point when it is required. TO's need to start automatically DQ'ing anyone who fails to follow this rule. There is no reason that people need to be reminded to wear a mask at this point. Hungrybox should not be, and is not above the rules.
Hbox wit Joel Haver?
y'know, hbox with joel haver dressed as cr1tikal is something that's never even crossed my brain one time
Man that was a lot spaghetti during Game 5
>Pronouns
>Everyone still wearing a mask
Feels like I'm watching GDQ again
>2004
Hsisters?!?!?!
SHEIKSISTERS
IT’S HAPPENING
It’s still the year of the sheik
Our time will come again
see
and
sheik slapping puff around looks like watching a solo version of women's volleyball
year of the MOOK
>Smash Ultimate is dealing with pedos and murderers
>Melee is still vidya WWE
How do they do it?
much less Black folk statistically speaking
explains everything as always
The guy who killed his mom wasn't black also all of the confirmed pedos was white. The black dudes who were banned had legal sex in foreign country, cucked an other player, use tinder, and didn't defend a pedophile who got his dick suck by a child.
>The guy who killed his mom
wait what?
some random ultimate player from a small region killed his mom
I guess you didn't here the news.
https://meaww.com/smash-bros-player-collin-boldizsar-aka-sweets-arrested-after-laurie-collins-death
>murderers
Rundown?
no, beheading
What happened with that? I've seen some mentions of it but no actual details
Melee has no luster, so if you're still playing you just frick with the game, even if it's to an unhealthy amount.
ultimate needs a good villain, mkleo just instawins and has the personality of cardboard
it doesn't help that half the interesting players (nairo, samsora, salem) were banned
Smash ultimate isn't nearly as pozzed as smelee for one. We haven't been the knee to trannies like you gays
Anon I...
Goblin also trooned out
I really wish people would stop letting daramgar commentate or at least do it when we have separate audio.
Trannies ruin everything
It's all pozzed. Even that Euro tournament had pronoun shit onscreen.
>We haven't been the knee to trannies like you gays
lol
a troony got into grand finals in melee. Ultimate never had any trans in a major.
>hbox's cute feet
looks like he's getting raptured
Why is this picture so funny? It looks like he's screaming while being taken away
he is
Hfam …? I thought this was a free grands….?
He has to give Jmook some games, you can’t popoff an easy 3-0
summon the CLUTCHBOX
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
YOUVE DOOMED US ALL
i was almost happy for a second before realizing mook has to beat him 3 times again
how the frick did that rest hit
CLUTCHGOD
>woo!
what will the pop off be if he wins?
keep in mind ibdw cucked him out of an earlier popoff
it will shake the entire foundations of our world
word on the street is hes been training for months to learn how to do a standing backflip
Imagine if he just leaves the venue calm without a sound just to frick with ibdw
>recover onto stage
>die
>Chillin
>Lawful
It's like you haven't even heard his hit single, smdh
HE CANNOT BE STOPPED
>restbox
HCHAD
Sheiksisters? You're so quit all of a sudden
CLUTCHGOD
IT’S LIKE YOU NEVER LEFT
HGOD
HGOD
HGOD
HGOD
HGOD
HGOD
WINKBOX
REPLY WITH "HGOD" FOR GOOD FORTUNE
CONTENT GOD
why do people like watching puff again now?
to be contrarian of course
hard character to play
>sheik up special into rest KO
Lmao man needs a secondary character
HGOOOOOOD
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>HGOOOOOOD
>AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HGOOOOOOD
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>HGOOOOOOD
>AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HGOOOOOOD
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>HGOOOOOOD
>AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HGOOOOOOD
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>HGOOOOOOD
>AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HGOOOOOOD
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>HGOOOOOOD
>AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HGOOOOOOD
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>HGOOOOOOD
>AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HGOOOOOOD
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>HGOOOOOOD
>AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Where were you when HGOAT saved Melee?
>saved
Sitting right here, playing video games
HGOD
CRACKBOX IS BACK BABY
HFAM, WE BACK
>an other Sd to lose the set
shit tournement
Kinda lame to put a kid that just lost GF after btofing Zain reverse 3-0 twice on the spot like that. Don't lift his hand man, you just lamed him out.
Smash Bros is not a fighting game.
Take a shower.
Don’t post in my thread of you have nothing of value to post.
moronic ESL virgin.
Yeah, people actually play Smash.
I'd like to talk about "real" fighting games but those threads are always filled with sub-consolewarrior doomposters
JTHEIST SISTERS????
ARE YOU OKAY???
>no popoff
Based hgod rubbing it in ibdw's face
https://twitter.com/12GSmash/status/1543679413090385920
>samsora is back
>hgod is back
new era of kino incoming
So, now that Melee is dead.
Who are you maining in Ultimate?
>Ultishit
No thanks, I'm switching yo Brawlhalla
Joker looks fun
for me, it's falcon and snake
Pit
>ultishit
i'm a roy gorilla
Crazy how skilled Hbox is at Melee considering he doesnt even implement all the current tech and barely practices
Lawful evil or neutral evil for Scar&Toph?
Lawful for pretending to be excited about rests
toph is a homosexual, doesn't deserve to be in any chart
lawful
Those two are just homosexuals.
HUNGRYBOX IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
troony israeliteS GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
This homie runs a weekly tourney, plays ultimate, has an eSports team and manage to still win this 3 times
The absolute goat
Lardmada and the drunkard could never match this level of love and dedication to the game.
>israelite doing damage control and people buy it
Wait I missed Grand Finals?
>Not giving HGOD the mic after his popoff
aussie dogs, the lot of them
Since when is moky fat
>mango absent from the lineup
Of course
>it's over
Fricking this dumb psycho lying prostitute of a b***h, but props to her she got hot after being a fat hog. Even if it was just lipo.
she's the reason westballz isn't allowed at tournaments, right?
Its either her or some other girl that hates him.
No I think it's some different bullshit that also turned out to not be true
Qrd on Mr ballz and this chick?
who gives a frick
We're entering the dark mango arc. He loses all of his support, subs and goes to hard drugs. PPMD brings him back for a redemption arc.
He's already seeking the next challenge. Ceremony means nothing to him. The Melee is all.
You think he's still deluded enough to think he's better than armada, or hbox for that matter?
He can not reach top 8 for another 5 years the moment he wins one tourney they all scream goat
He 100% thinks he has more of a claim to the goat status than armada because he kept playing
Not sure about hbox, he might deluxe himself there but not believe it in his heart
>keep playing
>lose despite all the good competition gone
>win some online tourneys years later
>nobody ever brings up again for how many years you were shit and focuses on online wins that means literally nothing as proven by him not winning shit once it went back to offline
baffling how easy people are manipulated
>ynr before armada retired mango spent a whole fricking year winning exactly 0 (zero) tournaments and only started winning once armada left
>ynr before online tournaments the last time mango was ranked #1 in the world was 2013
nice goat
Pretty open when it comes to the nr 1 spot right now. Zain has the least amount of weaknesses, but needs to get his shit together against Sheik
It's the Leffen/Zain/Hbox tier
right below that is iBDW/Plup/Jmook
Leffen has one good tourney
i thought ultimate top 8 already happened
Link me the bracket
who are /ourguys/ in this top 8? riddles and kola?
Riddles
Frick kola, he is a Black person
God bayos soundtrack is so fricking good
what is the prize pool for the tournament? cant find it anywhere.
Don’t Rest Me is basically confirmed at the point, Sheikgays better watch out
I didnt really want Clutchgod to win, but as long as Leffen seethes, I'm happy.
source
Hungrybox is the GOAT. Armada has the stats. Mang0 has the hype/storyline. Hungrybox has both.
You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.
Someone link me the thread when this shit happened, I need a laugh
Here you go man
What the frick happened to Mango?
He'll be back again, it looks like he has the fire again
He doesn't care but still plays to keep his paypigs happy.
Getting spitroasted by hbox and armada 2016-2018 changed him forever
Why did he decide to mindbreak Maister today?
Maister played out of his mind. Aegis is just bullshit and all the pros are acknowledging that fighter pass 2 is the definitive meta for competitive.
Except Sora, who keeps jobbing
Sora needs time to develop. Pros are not going to invest that kind of time into him when they can just keep winning with what works. Steve literally needed 15yr olds playing him to make him relevant.
Wait where tf has Leo been? Doesn't look like he's at GOML, what match are you talking about?
Leo's been making the EU the FreEU, winning every major he's entered since his stay. However, at Colossel, the lastest major which was bigger than GOML, He lost a close 3-2 against Maister, who was 18-0 with him before and then came back in Grand Finals, 6-0'd him and made him switch to Sora in the last two games.
Sounds like a standard Leo play, too bad for Maister but this is just what the man does.
Here are the vods
https://www.youtube.com/c/SolaryReplay/videos
And the Twitch streams
https://www.twitch.tv/Solary
https://www.twitch.tv/VGBootcamp
https://www.twitch.tv/MysticSquad_TV
He wanted to beat maister with at least 10% of the roster. Using his real main would have been to easy.
you said this mangO would be sweeping hbox and cleaning up the spacies, and now he just lies there, struggling to reach top 4
>coney not MCing
>Leffen, Fiction and Junebug seething on twitter and talking about nerfing Puff again
Holy frick these guys just can't let the only top Puff in the scene win his first major in three years. Wish Leffen retired already, he's barely a Melee player nowadays anyway.
Leffen will never leave melee as its the only community that kisses his ass. Everyone else tells him to frick off after a few weeks.
Think about this, hungrybox literally won a tournament for a game he doesnt practice much and actually the game he most streams/plays is ultmate a game most melee players think is inferior and easier that melee, so to them hungrybox winning is the most insulting think.
i really wish a new puff player would come up and start slaying top players so they would just admit they dislike hbox specifically
the best opportunity we had was 2saint
>lose
>seethe
A tale as old as time. You know what Clutchgod does when he loses? He puts in WORK.
He seethed over getting $75 at CEO lel
The running gag of melee paying nothing isn’t seethe
He just found it funny. Technically he don't need to compete in Melee because playing, commenting and hosting ultimate make him more money. His YouTube channel barely have Melee. He even once got paid to travel internationally to do commentary.
coney based or cringe?
coney is /ourguy/
Stop posting coney, you have to commentate.
he lost to title defense glass joe so automatically cringe
Why is everyone still wearing these pointless cuckmasks?
I've seen a few tourneys for different games in europe, nobody is masked and everyone is doing fine.
It's because nerds are subservient and actually enjoy hiding their ugly faces. I'm serious about this
They can wear five billion masks for all I care as long as pronouns aren't on screen.
what were they thinking lmao
hbox definitely outranks armada at this point
>2011-2017
vs
>2009-2021
Mangos been doing it for longer and didn't quit like cowardly adam
mango sucked dick for half that time while armada came top 3 in every event he attended
more tournaments - armada
h2h - armada
>b-but mango has played more, that makes him better
so, if hugs were active, would he be better than mango?
Unironically HugS is my favorite player and I want that fricker to compete again, his Samus is a treat to watch. 2023 can't come soon enough
HugS the capslocked S stands for SIMP
he is a simp and he wont git good ever again
I want to dream, maybe another Samus will rise that takes his slow ass stand in shield for 2 seconds technique and combine it with new extender and super wavedash shit in tournament. I just want to see some cool Samus so fricking bad she's so sick. It's all up to The Swooper now since Plup and Duck are little b***hes
Morsecode is probably better than Swooper but it seems like he doesn't go to tournaments anymore
A 2021 major is worth more than a 2015 major. The meta has moved on since then.
You guys see Goblin explain why he chose his name on twitter? What a moron.
>them
He transitioned after losing to tea’s kazuya
coney is a troony now?
I see you sneedandfeeds. These homies are really falling for it
why is coney saying "they" for every player
He'll get cancelled otherwise.
see
Wait, goblin is a troony??
Goes by he/they and "Alexis"
reminder that goblin tried to doxx TOs because they wanted to ban captainzack
dude is a humongous homosexual
Wizzy got fat
>enter into event like AGDQ
>fill out the "pronoun" field
>write I / me
what would happen realisticallyif someone did this
yall are all stupid here, Ganker is so moronic
like none of you actually understand the game, what is this, what is this cringefest
how are ppl here so dumb?
Melees scene is such a fricking joke.
>aaron
Who’s the big lad
So did Cosmo lose to the troony?
No he won.
>I got shit on for saying melee was solved
>Every match is the same meta play culminating with Hbox winning using puff while not even playing particularly well because anti-meta is broken in such a solved game.
I feel like Melee is being carried by it's top players as a reality TV show than as a fighting game.
>hbox wins one time
>UH SEE PUFF SOLVED DUH GAME PLEASE IGNORE THAT HE WAS DOGSHIT FOR 3 YEARS
This is his first win in two years
He didn't "win one time" he swept the whole tournament with relative ease. He was never dogshit, he changed his play to be more aggressive because everyone shit on him for winning literally everything by using anti-meta. then he plays anti-meta again after a while and would you look at that sweep. It's so solved you can flip a switch on whether or not to be a top player or not.
Nope, they don't because they're autistic and only know how to play the meta in a solved way. Two people playing the solved meta it's about who has the better skill. one playing anti-meta and it's not about skill it's about how much of a c**t the anti meta player wants to be.
>oh no he's right in every way. how can I salvage this?
>y-you're wrong because of the tangentially related picture. a-and that picture makes you dumber than me too!
If only your argument game was as solved as melee.
Delusional.
He has been playing campy as frick for at least a year.
hbox spent a year trying to ledgecamp cody and getting fricked for it every time and here it happened to work once in one match and he managed to ride the entire set to a victory and then he beat jmook by winning neutral interactions over and over again. if jmook had lost to zain then zain probably would've raped hbox in grands. you're a fricking brainlet
nobody actually cares about melee's gameplay, we watch to see hbox do the chimp scream and leffen cry on twitter
and mafia, occasionally
then you should have plenty of shitters changing to puff and cleaning up
but they don't, so it's a skill issue
This
The highlight of the event was a top players chimping out.
i have never seen a person who attachs this anime to their posts have an educated or worthwhile thought. i have no idea what it even is, i just know it as a brainlet flag.
Kino cheer, ngl
>Masks
>hes watching smash
Originally Posted by ChuDat View Post
Chapter 14: Doll
OMFFFFGGGGGGGGGG Fuc*ing Lil B had to bring this up. What a good chapter to right about
in my "ChuDat Chronicles".
So the story starts off like this. Doll is a homosexual smash player that plays peach. I never
knew about his homosexuality, I didn't even question him. He seemed like a cool azn guy.
Well.... one night he wanted to spend the night at my place....
*DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN*
We ended up drinking alcohol until we were drunk. He rested his head on my shoulder. I was
like, "Ummm... what do I do." Things happened.... ughh ok I'll give you guys the full details.
He started giving me a hand job underneath some covers. My friend Minh and I believe
Plairnkk was there as well. I didn't really think much of the hand job he gave me. I kinda just
"went along for the ride". That same night, we ended up drinking more alcohol and waited for
everyone to go to sleep. After we found out that everyone was asleep, we closed the doors
and made sure everything was set up perfectly.
Doll went to town on my d*ck.
He sucked it, slobbered all over it, and asked me, "Chu, does this feel good?". I was like, "Hellz
yeah baby keep going". LMFAO LOLZ NAH NAH just playing but he did really say that. All I said
was, "Yeah." After about 15 minutes of sucking on my c*ck, I came up with an idea. I asked Doll,
"Hey Doll, can I f*ck you in the azz?". Doll said "Yeah. Do you have any lubricant?". I said,
"Yeah, I got some vegetable oil".
So I grabbed the vegetable oil and went back downstairs where I saw doll pointing his butt
straight up, ready to receive whats coming to him. I lubed up his azz pretty good. I then
grabbed my d*ck, and slid it inside his azz. It didn't feel that good, actually. It was really tight.
The guy was small so it was expected. After pounding him for a good 10 minutes, I decided to
stop. I wasn't feeling anything. I didn't ejaculate at all.
ALSO, Keep in mind I was thinking about my girlfriend Helen the whole time this was
happening.
Anyway, we finally stopped. I went outside to smoke a jack. It felt smooth as the smoke went
through my throat. We got tired and fell asleep. My dumazz decided to sleep next to him. I
DON'T KNOW WHY I JUST DID ughhh. But yeah... It was morning already. My mother went
downstairs to check on me since I wasn't in my room. To her surprise, SHE SAW ME SLEEPING
WITH DOLL. FUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
She started yelling at me, lecturing me, hitting me, and basically everything a mother would do
when they find out their son is sleeping with a dude. They forced me to take Doll home and
said that they never wanted to see Doll again.
I pretty much stopped hanging out with Doll until this one AIM convo I had with him online. I
have a fetish for girls in thongs. I asked Doll, "Do you have a thong?" He said, "Yes. Do you
want me to wear it for you?". I said, "Hellz Yeah". I drove over to his house. He pulled his pants
down so that I can see his azz in a thong. It didn't even make me horny at all. I still grabbed his
azz and squeezed it but I didn't feel anything. Also, he was sucking my co*k again at this time.
This, I believe, was the last time I saw him. After this, I never saw him again.
My thoughts on the situation:
Doll is a homosexual. As he was giving me head, he was saying, "Chu, I'm not gay, I'm not gay".
LOLZ. I don't believe I am a homosexual. I admit I was a little bi-curious but it didn't arouse me
whatsoever. I need a girl to get me aroused. Like the one time where I fingered Helen..
ahhhhhh yessss but that's for another chapter.
truly a legend
i can't read these threads anymore all i think about is chillin lying in that hospital bed
is he alive
>try to go pyra/mythra
>lose even harder
lmao
CANADA RULES
frick off mutts
ice climbers don't seem so bad in this game. The neutral is obviously ass but being a character with actual frame traps and consistent kill setups seems really good
https://clips.twitch.tv/SavageFreezingBaconSmoocherZ-shwSe2zc0i0eJK_j
Aaron giving the crowd the finger
He was b***hing about the lights
I think the fire alarm was pulled (again)
>Swaps to 5.99 dlc instead of adapting
>Gets three stocked
What a joke game, I'm glad he got destroyed
>long break
>2 sets
>ANOTHER long break
for frick sake
Everyone seething about Steve on the chat, what the frick. It's fricking Cloud, which has been one of the best Smash character since he was released in 4
both characters are bullshit, but Minecraft does have an extra edge of bullshit'iness.
Kola should learn Hero to counter steve
Why did it take two years for everyone to complain about Steve?
one year of no offline
another year for meta development
Because of no offline, everyone was just excusing Steve's bullshit with "it's just online fricking us up, he'll surely be worse offline".
Now they realized they were wrong.
I miss Bayonetta
no you don't
>Only 3 Bayos were able to top 8 majors for all of smash 4 lifetime
>We get a new random steve every week at top 8s nowdays
Frick this braindead ass character
Nothing will ever be as dominant as brawl meta knight
MK was the only thing that saved that mess of a game, every other top tier was lame and campy as frick
I agree with you. If I wasn't MK, then it would be diddy and snake lmao. That game sucked competitively, the only thing I liked was subspace.
>If I wasn't MK, then it would be diddy and snake lmao
what about ICs who had wobbling but with slightly more skill involved so it was legal
Ice climbers represents Steve and Bayo players. All of the top MK players were good players like Nairo, M2K AND more. IC's player like nakat and Vinnie are carried nobodies.
my b, forgot about ICs AND Olimar. Holy shit frick this game lol
>KOLA
JOBBER GETTING BEAT BY A troony
Christ almighty Steve is a playable assist trophy
Why is Steve so fricking heavy
I hate the melee community. I hope they get raped
Rent free!
>vegita cuck is meleegro
KWAB
GOOOOOOD MORNING Ganker!!! Just a reminder that we're a few games closer to Steve (yes, THE Steve from Minecraft) winning another major!
Based Steve player making all anime swordman users seethe
>Kola didn't even shake his hand
Why is Leo the only smash player who isn't an eternal sperg?
steve domination will never not be funny
frick your shitty baby game holy shit LOL
This so hard. I main Ganondorf and I had and have to endure bullshit like 4's Cloud and Bayonetta and Ultimate's Pikachu, seeing Steve triumph it's the funniest thing ever. Best DLC pick to boot, nobody remembers Banjo or Sora anymore.
MASKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Why are all these Steve players so young?
>not being young
cringe
They play him because they grew up with Minecraft and have a ton of free time to lab his wacky setups.
Ultimate is trash and will be dead in 1 year or 2 meanwhile melee will survive for more 100 years
How can people complain about Steve when Aegis exist? Braindead twitter tards.
Who's the best Steve counter bros?
Maybe these gays just need to choose a better main.
FD since the lack of platforms make it harder for him to build a barrier to use to mine in.
same shit that works against pac man probably
Rob mabye because nair just breaks blocks instantly but honestly another steve
they should give ness pk fire on shield back. He deserves it
kola is chimping out again
Someone needs to chuck another crab at that homosexual.
kola gets buck broken by fp2 so hard
https://www.twitch.tv/brooklan_ny
John FRICKING Numbers (troonykiller of Cosmo) vs Samsora here
samsora is back?
Why is Ganker and /vg/ always so racist towards kola but not towards cosmos?
because Kola is sponsored by an e-celeb, while Cosmos chokes every fricking time that he is not relevant
cause cosmos is weeb autist and kola acts like a dumb Black person
rent free
rent free of what? my favorite players are mexicans and they always expose Kola 24/7
t. mexican
cosmos doesn't really promote woke shit in his social media as that woke homosexual kola
Cosmos is a through and through weeb who talks about nerdy shit like anime and how he wants to frick Corrin. Kola acts like a normalgay black dude
Because cosmos is a gay anime loving incel who has never accomplished anything and cracks under pressure,while kola is just a normal black dude
cosmos is black. kola tries to be black.
1st summit i saw kola he came across as trying really hard to be perceived as black and it felt fake. it's like he thinks he needs to wear jordans and say homie and GOTTEEEM or he won't be black. don't know if he's changed, i assume he's just young.
I think its more of cosmos being an anime gay
true. i'm speaking from the perspective of someone who has been around black nerds of varying power levels since high school and doesn't really find cosmos terminal weebism endearing lol.
As a black nerd im neutral towards both
based switzerland
they shouldn't be, it's a consequence of EVERYONE IS HERE and the DLC design philosophy. returning fighters got enough attention to be relatively viable; dlc got enough attention to make sure each one is worth buying.
Post the Kola tweet
Honestly sad. This games gonna die on that fighters pass 2 hill
What tweet?
Pretty sure he was seething about fp2 at some point because he mainly looses to steves and kazuyas and shit. I dont blame him honestly id be pissed too
who put the ICs into losers?
the steve
big d status?
big
Throbbing
full mast
Icechads rise up
good old chinese DI
Big D is the only person left that isnt a complete gay fp2 player, or a sword fighter main.
Why are ice climbers bullshit in every single game? Surprised more people don't run them.
They actually require skill.
because their design is inherently bullshit.
They shout out my boy Sweets yet?
QRD on OP's pic?
>HBox, the guy on the left, is well known for exaggerated popoffs when winning, even for sets he's obviously going to win
>He wins this set against iBDW
>iBDW proceeds to get up and mock HBox's typical popoff before HBox can do it. Like, "HOO HOO I'M HBOX I DO BIG POPOFF REEEE"
>Looks like a crying salty clown while doing this and HBox just looks at him stonefaced
>iBDW appears to run out of breath due to being a mask cuck and then has to steady himself on HBox, the man he just relentlessly mocked, as he tries not to pass out.
what's the secret to Leo's skill?
He doesn't put excuses. When he loses, he humbles, shoves his shit up and grinds. Also the fact that he is not trying to impress the crowds nor wants to be called as the GOAT, he is just there to have fun and play.
M2K fundamentals + wide spread character list, even if you hate sword characters. Also he doesn't put any emotions on this, making him really tough to go against it.
Aztec warrior genes
He has a rep of being unbeatable so he makes people play over complicated while he just dances around them with swordies all game
He doesn't b***h on Twitter when he loses. He just plays.
Rock solid mental game. He doesn’t seem to care if he loses, but knows he can always win.
Unreal mentality. Like on a physiological level there's something about him. Humans cannot stop their brains from relaxing or panicking in certain situations. Relaxing is one of the most common problems to happen to players who are in the lead in fighting games. They know full well that it's bad to relax and yet they see that visual representation of their lead on screen and their brain starts making them calm down. Leo does not relax. He does not panic. The guy's a fricking monster. Even when he loses the person who beats him exhausts all their mental energy doing it.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Kola_irl/status/1543746777886638081 (embed)
The Kola tweet
>steve vs. input character
he's 100% right, whatever the reason might be.
buck broken
the frick was max doing with his eyebrows there
TK's mask falling off every three words kek
put a disposable one on or something m8
ppmd when?
nvm thought it was melee
the amount of PPMD is the same no matter the game being played
Just two more weeks.
>playing ult seriously
it's literally the same game as smash 4.
I wish. I miss when Cloud was busted.
>havnt watched smash in years
>a fricking minecraft character
what happened?
>crossover game adds character from most popular game on planet
woah
he's good as frick too
>literally whos playing steve show up in WFs
good game ultimate bros
uhh they've been grinding during the pandemic
learn the matchup, okay sweetie?
please don't mention the fact that it's 90% steves that do these insane runs/upsets
most balanced smash game
>ultimate p2w
nice game smash babs
WHY RIDDLES
holy shit STEVEEEEEEEEEEE
>jumping into tnt for no reason
shiggy diggy
?????????????
uh Riddlesbros?!!!
steve looks megagay to fight against
yee, so is 80% of the roster when you're unskilled like me to be quite honest, simply not good enough to deal with a lot of the bs
Do you forget game is pay to win?
He shuts down a big part of the cast just by existing.
I like playing Incineroar a lot and he legitimately can't do anything to a Steve who has placed a few blocks in front of him. It's impossible to win against a good player.
no seriously how are characters like steve and terry allowed to exist in the same game as shit like kirby and puff? How is this fair?
Kirby is still paying reparations for smash 64
>ganon is midtier in melee and bottom 3 in every other smash
it hurts so bad
>DK is top tier in PM and mid-bottom in every other game
he was high tier in smash 4 and one of the best counter picks.
Its not, and thats the point young padawan
>kirby and puff?
They had their time to shine already
its ogre riddles
Steve is in his swamp and shitting in it
owari da
riddles about to get steve'd two tournaments in a row
F
riddles getting mugged by Steve two tourneys
First time seeing Steve and he looks hype af.
>run away
>build wall
>mine
>opponent has to use an option to deal with the wall
>steve spams minecart, anvil, or aerials after opponent has to deal with the wall
>repeat
there are characters who have a losing MU against a wall of dirt, to put it into perspective
He fricking threw, holy shit. What the frick was that shit Riddles?
Funny how Steve ended up being this game's Bayonetta and Sora ended up being the absolute worst character in the game.
Sora is still better than Banjo.
Reminder that top players consider Banjo one of the worst characters in the game.
why you keep posting this
esam is always wrong
>esam is always wrong
Not this time. Banjo is garbage.
>t. esam
Optimized Sora might be a top tier
someone call a wellness check
Why are all smash players /weakmind/ except for Leo?
3000 USD is enough to feed an entire family of 20 in mexico for three generations, the man can remain calm because he's set for life
He's either getting banned after this or Cosmos wins and people start b***hing about the Aegis again
>character wins
>BAN HIM BAN HIM
Don't you people get tired of this?
sweating you're about to lose your livehood, stevelet?
>a gay Black person and a pasty 20 year old already prematurely balding
ah yes. the smash "scene"
>not even at 500 posts
are you that homosexual from the GDQ threads? can't fricking escape you huh
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