Gonna marathon this. What will I think of it?

Gonna marathon this. What will I think of it?

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    weirdly laggy at times and can make slightly older machines overheat because of denuvo.
    Story is ass and because they thought making all dialog be in-engine "npcs stand around and talk at you" you can't skip any of it, which is annoying.
    Actual gunplay is okay, but again, story is unskippable, poorly written, and there's too much of it, so its hard to enjoy when you keep getting interrupted from your fun so the npcs can spout shitty dialog for five minutes before opening a door.

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly if this game had an option to turn off dialogue and leave just enemy chatter I'd use it. Borderlands 3 is insanely fun and polished, but the writing and characters give me heartburn. That little blue-haired b***h they introduce made me want to drive drunk.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Gimp Lilith for the entire game then "kill her off".
      >Kill of Maya, the one returning character who's not annoying and somewhat competent.
      >Leave us with a snotty dykelet who spends the whole game whining and b***hing.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    You'll think it had decent gameplay but find the cast of characters to be insufferable and the story lacking

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    that its shit

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    It runs like shit, looks only slightly better than BL2 but runs like it's four times more demanding.
    The gameplay mechanics and gunplay are by far the best out of Borderlands games.
    The story and the characters are godawful and the best experience you can have will come from muting them and zoning out whenever someone speaks.

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why the tuck is this game so large Jesus fricking Christ.

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit. Ruins the previous characters. Artist self insert is mary sue new main character.

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    awful dialogue, storytelling, plot and writing
    godtier gunplay, godtier levels, godtier music, godtier gameplay mechanics
    DLCs included, however the last 4 out of 6 were clearly rushed because of the quarantine, so they're lacking in almost every department but the music, of course

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where would you guys place it compared to the other 3.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      the best in the series
      by a massive margin

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >95% vs 83%
        Really makes you think. It's like no amount of gameplay improvements can save that story abomination.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      2>1>>>>2.5>all the dlc>3

      i never could finish 3, i got to some point where we did a sex themed battle royale where the winner gets to frick someone and it was just horrendous writing. really worse than reading some tumblr fancomic.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gameplay wise? 3>everything else. Not even a contest.
      Storywise? 1>all of them combined.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, I still prefer 2 BUT if they'd redo 2 but in 3's engine, I'd buy it again.. the climbing/sliding mechanics are really good in 3

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      2>3>1>PSQ

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get the campaign out of the way ASAP, it's a fricking slog, enjoy the DLC though, it's comfy.. Revengeance of the Cartels is sweet as well.

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Plays well but is literally one of the worst written games of all time, with some of the worst characters and dialogue in any fiction medium, ever.

    It’s that bad. There is not a single good joke, or a single good character.

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