Goodbye Volcano High has gone GOLD

>Bird girl game

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what does that mean?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does a digital game go gold?

      That pretty much means the game is done and ready to come out.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >preorders are still not available
    are they joking

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >digital game
      >no preorders
      >gone gold
      what?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does a digital game go gold?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >an award for a game not even out yet
      So it's nothing

      It means they compiled a release candidate of the game, as to graduate from a beta version.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their NEETbux was running out.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      all the intended features are complete i think

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It can't. That's specifically for printing discs. They mean passing cert / exclusively working on a day one patch.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gold just mean its done now. Not the previous term of being done to be printed physically since that's on its way out now.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gold just mean its done now.
        thats right goy the game has gone gold.
        >but its not even out
        yes but its still gold, you know as good as gold.

        All ~~*marketers*~~ must hang

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Call me when there is ever a real bird girl game

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >an award for a game not even out yet
    So it's nothing

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all of Ganker will play it
    >all of Ganker will pretend to hate it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It looks terrible anon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >none of Ganker will play it
      >all of Ganker will pretend to like it
      Is what will actually happen

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think im experiencing mandela effect cause I could've sworn this game came out a few years ago

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no you're correct, the real version is already out

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that was Snoot Game, a "fan" parody made by anons

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snoot Game, made by Cavemanon, which is Gankerners, was made because GVH was in development hell.
      Ganker beat the original devs by far, and snoot game is probably better than this shit will be.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should just concede and hand over the rights to Cavemanon.
    They already lost, would've been better to accept defeat.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    > sandwiched inbetween Armored Core 6, BG3 and Starfield

    Ye that's gonna flop

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not to mention the fact that some anons already made the game themselves, and the fan game is probably better because it's not super woke crap.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      But are the people playing those going to play Life Is Strange But Dinosaurs?

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone needs to post that one image of Snoot Girl on a killing spree. I don't have it on my new PC.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Woah! Snoot Game is getting a sequel?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, that too, kinda.
      https://store.steampowered.com/app/1895350/I_Wani_Hug_that_Gator/

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why isn't snoot on steam

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          because its racist as frick

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because it's a parody game using copyrighted characters, and as such can't be sold for a profit.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Snoot Game is free though, not that I think that changes the fact that it can't be on steam for copyright stuff.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably copyright issues, it's a fan game but the copyrights still belong to.. idk who making GVH.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Incorrect usage of UOH

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to buy a copy.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bird
    false
    >girl
    incorrect
    >game
    nope

    0/3

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    give rosa gf

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess, its a light novel about american tr00nagers and no gameplay?

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what are the chances Fang turns out to be an MtF dude?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Fang NB? Or is that only in Snoot Game?

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this shit isn't still out?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were in development hell for a while because lead dev got fired.
      because she wrote harry potter CP smut.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >launching the day before Starfield
    >this is what Sony put up against Xbox
    lol
    lmao

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're both shit and you're a troony homosexual if you buy either of then

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gigachud moment.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm buying Starfield because the gameplay is something I've been waiting for for decades. I'd have bought it if it was a Sony, MS, or PC exclusive. GBVH looks like absolute shit I would never touch, and I've played plenty of VNs and a good few walking simulators. There's no way it comes anywhere near snootgame in soul.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't way for the release day and a million post of morons crying it is lefty communist woke garbage and that they bought it thinking it was anything like snoot game

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How's Snoot Game?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really good. You should definitely play it and not go anywhere near GBVH.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's been on my backlog lately. There's been a shortcut on my desktop for way too long. There are just a lot of VNs I want to play and I want to take a break between each and then I only want to play when I know I can set aside like 4+ hours at a time so I can get into the story.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trannies, Tumblrites, SJW's, obnoxious emo/goth girls, scalies, furries, homosexuals, and pedophiles must be really fricking excited for this. Highlight of their year, kek. I'm sure a lot of girls and "girls" will play it.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why don't they release it now if it's ready and digital only? Scott cawthon did that and everyone liked it.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goodbye Volcano High
    Hello cute and funny

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is Dinosaur Life is Strange. None of your choices matter because by the end a giant meteorite will strike the earth. Goodbye dinosaurs!

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