GOOOOOOOODS.....WHERE IS MY WIFE SON??????!

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is nothing wrong with stepping up and helping a single mom raise her kid.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There is nothing wrong with stepping up and helping a single mom raise her kid.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        YOOOOO DIS GAMEPLAY FIRE!!!

        kino

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      atreus is kratos' son

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        And chances are good you’re my son. Your mom only charged $5 a pop, so I was frequent flyer, if you get my drift, kiddo 😀

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOOOOO DIS GAMEPLAY FIRE!!!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kratos if he husband

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >average JRPG cinematic

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice deflection snoy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >press start
        >"skip cinematic"

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Webm of Kratos being a chad trad husband raising children with a loving wife
      >Ganker sees it as libtard propaganda
      You people get dumber by the day I swear.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go have political brain rot somewhere else.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not his first wife
        He's a cheating shit. Hope he dies again.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >guys this gameplay fricking sucks.
        >THIS GUY SAYS THIS IS LIBTARD PROPAGANDA!?!?!?
        Which one is it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          How sad, a mongoloid that cant read a thread.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Doesn't read
            >ermm learn to read, bro!
            Why are you such a fricking idiot?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The nuGoW Kratos being a cuck thing has always been really weird to me. Not only is he hanging out with his actual real son (born from Kratos impregnating his own wife) he also steals the wife of another man.

        He's not the cuck, he's literally the bull.

        You are right, but onions kratos is funnier, and judging by sony's recent track record, it could very well be a possibility in the next game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      LESSS FRICKIN GOOOOOO!!!

      Who the frick actually enjoys this kind of shit?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        compare this to scaling mt olympus on the backs of titans and ripping people in half the whole way, it's frickin pathetic

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I never actually seen anyone defend it either they just immediately jump to claiming the original games were mindless brawlers, which isn’t even true, as justification for this trash design.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Normies.
        AKA people who like movies more than games.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disgusting. Thank god the last sony console I had was the PS2.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you pretend that you're playing an interactive movie, it becomes much better.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pretend
        there is no pretending required

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      UX Design and plot/characters written by Sweet Baby Inc.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not the 2018 one. It makes sense now why I found that one so much better than the last

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They both suck. I hope the franchise ends there, they already ruined it enough.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a good game over all but that fricking dialog was our ass. Making Odon talk like a New Jersey car sales man was beyond moronic

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it was weird. Writing the Aesir like a dysfuncitonal crime family is an interesting approach but they didn't adapt that dynamic and those speech patterns into the setting well enough for it to work.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    *wife-son

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The nuGoW Kratos being a cuck thing has always been really weird to me. Not only is he hanging out with his actual real son (born from Kratos impregnating his own wife) he also steals the wife of another man.

    He's not the cuck, he's literally the bull.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. And also you realize most of Ganker likely never played it and are just parroting what they heard on a YT video?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >praising sloppy seconds
      CucKratos fans, everyone.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >zoomers don't play games, just regurgitate gamer "memes"
      first day on the internet?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you think about it, Bull is just another form of a cuck

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      shitposters don't care about the actual details of a game

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    LESSS FRICKIN GOOOOOO!!!

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE GOD OF BASEDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tendies are so disingenuous it’s sad. You’d have to have never played a video game in your life to fall for that.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they all make this fricking face? It's unreal how this is in all triple A movie slop.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      muh emotions

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDSSSSSSSSS

    WHERE IS MY SOIILLLEEEEENNNNTT

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here you go Kratos

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        haha they know their audience alright

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This and liberal Arther in RDR2 is the ultimate showing of terminal political brain rot. Neither of them have any basis in reality but /misc/s desperate attempt to twist any story into being about 2023 politics means they cant help themselves but to see things this way.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Where is my Wife's son"
    FTFY

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NuKratos showing off his collapsible shield to OldKratos
      >They share memories together, regrets, and NuKratos gives some words of wisdom

      I remember when God of War 2018 came out. Ganker was literally gaslighting themselves into believing Atreus wasnt Kratos' child because no one had actually played the game. People genuinely believed that was the twist at the end of the game.

      It was really incredible to watch really.

      Honestly, the thing that bugs the hell out of me with NuGoW is just them jumping to the Norse Pantheon when we didn’t even finish off all of the Greeks. What the frick happened to Artemis being a big one? Or did Aphrodite survive Olympus?

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this meme such a thing? Half the drama of the first game is that Atreus inherited Kratos’ mystic bullshit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when God of War 2018 came out. Ganker was literally gaslighting themselves into believing Atreus wasnt Kratos' child because no one had actually played the game. People genuinely believed that was the twist at the end of the game.

      It was really incredible to watch really.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same with the TLOU2 psyop about Abby being trans and the scene of her getting railed being GAY sex.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Same with the TLOU2 psyop about Abby being trans
          You look at that creature and tell me it looks like a woman. That wasn't a psyop that was process of elimination for what made sense.
          Same with the gay sex.
          >About to have sex with a "woman"
          >Strip her
          >Normally the man would just push her down since they're already facing the right direction
          >For some weird reason turn her around and frick her in the ass
          >the woman in question looks like a man from this angle and is taking it up the ass
          Show that scene out of context to a normal person and they'll beat the shit out of you for showing them gay porn.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            There is enough about the game to hate that you don't need to tie yourself into a knot with schizo delusions about it being gay to frick a woman doggystyle.
            (you) are an useful idiot putting in work to make all criticism of the game seem like it must be coming from lunatics.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I must morally justify my dislike of any media. It is not enough for me to not engage with it, I must invent ways to condemn its audience to Hell.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is this meme such a thing? Half the drama of the first game is that Atreus inherited Kratos’ mystic bullshit.

      This and liberal Arther in RDR2 is the ultimate showing of terminal political brain rot. Neither of them have any basis in reality but /misc/s desperate attempt to twist any story into being about 2023 politics means they cant help themselves but to see things this way.

      oh frick off you disingenuous shits. I remember devs themselves saying kratos "matured" and got over his toxic masculinity etc. add that to the whole reddit onions beard look and you get "I raise my wife's son in a frozen cuckshed" meme.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the hardest thing from Sony I've ever played. Like even the most basic enemies will just frick your shit, take forever to kill, and if you leave them alone for 3 seconds they power up and get even stronger.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh difficulty
      the game isn't fun at all before it's difficult, and it certainly isn't made fun by raising the difficulty either

      it's like sony saw the popularity of souls games and couldn't figure out what made them good

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Speak for yourself, you filthy casual.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          they should've started with making the game fun first, that was my point
          >w-well y-you should have p-p-played it on hardest from the beginning!
          then make that the only difficulty mode, if that's what it takes to make the game fun

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's fricking awful, they don't even become smarter or anything. They just become sponges that hit harder and can't be stunned. Doesn't help that enemy variety is nonexistent, so you'll face the same pieces of shit the entire game, and will waste twice the time doing the same dance over and over. If only they could make the minibosses 1/3 as hard as Valkyries or something like that, but that would take too much effort compared to just working with shitty multipliers.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My friend just got a PS5 that came with this game and after 30 minutes there only been like 30 seconds of gameplay so we just uninstalled
    Why is this reboot series so hyped? I rember the old PS2 games being fun

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    revenge bad

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >revenge bad
      yeah

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gosh, this game was disturbing me a lot mentally. Even though Kratos certainly had masculine frame, he didn't feel that manliness oozing from him. On the surface, he looks like stoic badass, the more videos you see about, the more you realise, this guy's just full of onions, not stoicism. In the end performative masculinity is the only snoy is willing to promote.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's because he's the sóyboy definition of "manly" in these games. He doesn't feel stoic or manly, he's basically just a retired teacher with superpowers.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tanned greek boi
        >but voiced by a black man
        you're only half-right for both games

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        every greek is this color in the cutscene, only the barbarians are white

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          how woke

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            not really, just contrast
            hellenics weren't pale as nords

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make something up
    >get angry about it
    Why does Ganker always do this?

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nuKratos is a cuck onions etc etc
    >no porn of him getting his bussy wrecked

    Fricking liars all of you.

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