GOTY in 2002, GOTY in 2023.

GOTY in 2002, GOTY in 2023.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's like 20 years later, and I still mistook the original screenshot for the remaster. Whatever Retro did, they should do that all the time.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No company has that much talent anymore.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    good game.
    BG3 will win. Doesn't deserve it. not because it's a bad game or anything, it isn't. But nobody will give a shit about in 3 years.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean GOTY for actual humans, not the goyslop awards.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then it still falls short compared to other games like Pizza Tower and Armored Core 6.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Armored core as a series has got nothing on the Prime games. Nobody ever gave a shit about AC series. It's enjoyable for what it is but it's not a fricking cult classic. Never was, never will be.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >IT'S NOT POPULAR, THEREFORE IT'S BAD
            Ironic coming from a Metroid thread.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              nobody said anything about it being popular. are you implying armored core, as a series, is a cult classic? it's not even the best mech game series, let alone in general. you guys are just obcessed with fromsoft now, that's all it is. is AC6, this exact game was released by someone else you wouldn't even consider it for GOTY. You'd enjoy it, but it's not a GREAT game. Games like AC6 used to get scores of 7 or 7.5 back in the day. Rightfully so

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Again you keep falling back on fallacious thinking.

                >IT'S NOT A CULT CLASSIC
                >THE GAME JOURNALISTS DON'T LIKE IT!
                >YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT THE BRAND NAME!

                You're not actually judging the game by its own merits.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'll end this conversion with the following. If instead of AC6 fromsoft had released Lies of P, the exact same game you got, you would say it's GOTY.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care about names or brand recognition or who made the game. I got a fun robot action game, which I consider GOTY. Runnerup to that is a super fun pizza-based platformer that had no previous IP or brand recognition behind it.

                That destroys your argument.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                based. I hate morons like the ones you're responding to. legit bots that can only think in brands and collective perceptions.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The irony is that I don't even hate Metroid. I love Prime and the remaster is competent enough. It just isn't my GOTY.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Metroid Dread was better

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SOUL vs SOULLESS

      Super mogs btw.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baldur;s Gate 3 has won, it's over. admit it.

      Metroid Dread was a fricking DS game in it's scope. Lame by the numbers ''metroidvania'', if you paid full price for it then I'm fricking sorry. it had nothing that contemperaries on steam didn't have, and they're half the price.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >using DS game as an insult
        Go away AAA bottom feeder.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you weren't a poorgay and had a console and PC at the time, you knew the DS was just a timewaster with hardly anything good. don't deny it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        BG3 will obviously win the official goyslop awards to top off the astroturf campaign. That isn't what this thread is about.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >BG3 will win because all popular games are trash
          >Armored Core 6 is shit because it's not popular enough

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shit tier exploration
      >moronic chase segments in a metroidvania
      >reused mini bosses
      >no interesting new upgrades aside from flash shift (a dodge prime already had)
      >absolutely moronic story
      >shit music
      >poor environments
      >did nothing new with world mechanics, same old super hidden blocks
      >looks worse and performs worse with longer load times despite being 2D and looking worse than prime remaster
      no, prime R makes dread look like an amateur project, only the boss battles are better

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't Prime R chug compared to the original or was I tricked by Ganker again?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, rooms load almost instantly except for the one that leads to the chozo artifact statue room where you fight ridley. The intro scenes were also sped up for each area. Game is a solid 60FPS without dips like Dread

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ridley's boss arena loads so slow in the original that I thought it froze a couple times.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Other M has a better gameplay loop than Dread.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Basado

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Only for nintendo gamecube

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      And Nintendo Wii
      And Nintendo Wii U
      And Nintendo Switch

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        And PC

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          shhh that's supposed to be a secret

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn right. Metroid Prime is one of those pieces of media that's a classic for a reason. This is legit my #1 favorite video game, and it feels damn good to see a new generation appreciating it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      #2 for me
      #1 is OoT
      There are two big posters of each in my GAYMUR room.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ruined the lighting
    >ruined the doors
    >goty
    No.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with the lighting but what’s wrong with the doors?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      stupid hyperbolic gay

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    SOUL vs soulless

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yup. It’s that good. Sucked me again even though overall the GC version is better.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prime is great, but it wasn't even GOTY back when it came out.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not remaking 2 and 3
    frick nintendo

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It hasn't been long enough to lose hope yet.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I must agree with this. I can look over and see my copy of Metroid Prime Trilogy right now, which I purchased for $50(Remember when games cost 50 bucks? I do.). It's more than a bit cheeky of Nintendo to sell Remaster for $40, like they're gonna sell off the trilogy piecemeal, likely offering a Trilogy version with all three afterwards.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    remake in 2004
    >complete reimagining of the entire game with the best core gameplay of any Metroid before or after, 2 new areas, like 5 new bosses, tons of new powerups, hard mode, expanded ending gallery for low% and 100%, and even includes the original version as a bonus

    remake in 2023
    >we made the graphics debatably better and added a new button mapping

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. People really like to slop up graphics for some reason.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and added a new button mapping
      Which is all Prime needed.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      remake in 2004
      >complete reimagining of the entire game with the best core gameplay of any Metroid before or after, 2 new areas, like 5 new bosses, tons of new powerups, hard mode, expanded ending gallery for low% and 100%, and even includes the original version as a bonus

      remake in 2023
      >we made the graphics debatably better and added a new button mapping
      > added Black folk

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's Black folk in Metroid Prime Remastered?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >SHEESH ITS BEEN A WHILE PRINCESS
          >That's my house Black, Anthony.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            For some reason, I thought you were doing Slowbeef's Ridley. Now I can't unhear it.
            >IT'S A LIVIN'!

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I watched those let's plays too many times

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess it's time to remind them again.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Game not called a 'remake' in any official material
        >Game literally has REMASTERED on the cover
        yo dis remake b bussin fr fr

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tlou remastered
        >not in the remastered section
        lmao at whatever tard made this

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nta but there are a lot of games that get released as 'remastered' now when it just the same game with different color grading and a few new models to make it look updated.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because it's not a remaster, it just tries to sell itself as one.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a glorious time to be a Metroid fan lately. For some reason, Nintendo suddenly decided to give a shit about this franchise, and it's been really quite nice.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      We got one Metroid game after years of dormancy. It's nice but it's hardly the 2002-2007 glory years.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's easy to forget we just got two games after nearly a 10 year drought.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It what happens when you don't accept slop. Imagine the state of the Metroid franchise if everyone just accepted Other M and Federation Force.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintendo shits out a soulless plastic action figure slopmaster of a two decade old game that completely ruins the aesthetic and atmosphere of the original for full price
    >but tendies slurped it up and thanked Nintendo because it's Metroid Prime
    Hopeless, all of you

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >explore place
    >find powerup
    >backtrack to earlier place
    >find poweruo
    >backtrack to where you found the first powerup
    >progress a little further
    >repeat the entire game
    >end with a shitty backtrack quest across the entire game while you find the artifacts
    Game is shit, the only thing good about it is that it's visually very pretty, especially for when it released.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      We get it, the genre filters you.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What made it great was the feeling of discovering alien lands, a mix of exploration and combat that, when well done as it was with Prime, gave that feeling of plunging into another universe.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      place
      >>find powerup
      to earlier place
      >>find poweruo
      to where you found the first powerup
      a little further
      the entire game
      >>end with a shitty backtrack quest across the entire game while you find the artifacts
      Aw yeah, it's gaming time!

      We got one Metroid game after years of dormancy. It's nice but it's hardly the 2002-2007 glory years.

      True. The oughts were absolutely the high point of the franchise. Banger after banger ensured a healthy fanbase.

      It's easy to forget we just got two games after nearly a 10 year drought.

      One of those games being fricking Dread of all things.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remakes, sequels, and remasters: >:C
    >remakes, sequels, and remasters: (nintendo) O8

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >M-muh Baldur's Gate

    No one cares. You guys are so threatened by other games being considered GOTY contenders because, without some arbitrary award ceremony that means nothing, Baldur's Gate 3 really has nothing going for it.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    GotY in 2002 for PS2, XB, and GC is TimeSplitters 2 you fricking homosexual. have a nice day.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where the frick do these dumb timesplitters gays come from? it literally had nothing on Halo 1 and 3, the BEST console shooters. you're the kid that was trying to get us to put Turok Evolution in while we were having fun in Halo 2's ascencion map. shut up b***h.

      Unreal Championship 2 was also superior to Timesplitters.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What parallel universe did I slip into where Dread actually released?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Right? It's been two years since that happened, and I still have a hard time accepting it sometimes. the fact it was really damn good only adds to the surrealism.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's impressive how well they were able to match the artstyle. Before seeing side by side comparisons it was hard for me to tell just how much they actually upgraded the visuals because the art direction is nearly identical.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    @658522670
    have a nice day

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the correlation between being a gamecubegay and having an obsessive personality?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know. It hurts seeing Metroid fans act like the same console warring children that used to hate metroid for not selling as much as Mario or Pokemon. What compels them to act in such an obnoxious manner?

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prime 2 remaster next year, Prime 3 remaster in 2025, Metroid 5 around 2026, Federation Force remake probably in 2027
    Nintendo will keep doing this until Prime 4 is ready for some trailers

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They can still do a Metroid Prime Hunters remaster too. So we can say 2028

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MP1 is 21 years old

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the remasters are pointless
    you can remaster the game yourself using dolphin

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      same. remaster releases don't even register in my mind. I forgot that they remastered Metroid Prime until this thread

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