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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Twitter faces
    OP can’t meme.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why drag zelda into this for a sony game???

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda drawn by ex-Soviet animators is the best Zelda, bar none.
      No, I will not argue with you about why your tranime Japanese or your cuck-ass Dudley Do-Right Canadian Zelda looks better because you are objectively wrong.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I genuinely have no fricking clue what you are talking about.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          As a rule of thumb, don't give (You)s to people that make imaginary arguments for you

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >quoting someone or "giving them a (You)" is the same as an updoot
            Go back to plebbit, tourist

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          So get this:
          Zelda: Wand of Gamelon was developed by Animation Magic, a company with studios based in both Cambridge, Massachusetts and Saint Petersburg, Russia; the Russian studio is important as that was where those FMVs were made, and it makes sense as, if you look at Soviet era cartoons, especially those from Kievnauchfilm, they look eerily similar with all the random movement and stuff.
          Now, the second bit I’m basically saying that both the new Japanese design of Zelda made by the originators at Nintendo and the design of Zelda from Cadence of Hyrule, developed by the Vancouver-based Brace Yourself Games are inferior to the Wand of Gamelon design and that I will not argue because everyone else is objectively incorrect.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Zelda drawn by ex-Soviet animators is the best Zelda, bar none.
            No, I will not argue with you about why your tranime Japanese or your cuck-ass Dudley Do-Right Canadian Zelda looks better because you are objectively wrong.

            Suddenly Gamelon Zelda's coldhearted bloodlust makes sense
            >You've killed me!
            >Da

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I never thought of Zelda being a bloodthirsty, ruthless, evil character lol. A bit of a c**t, sure, but that’s it.

              You sound like I did at 13 posting on videogame message boards, that is, an insufferable homosexual. Go eat your cheerios.

              Looks like somebody got triggered.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You sound like I did at 13 posting on videogame message boards, that is, an insufferable homosexual. Go eat your cheerios.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >twatter
    Gonna buy futa elf adventure

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Even if Zelda as a franchise didn't exist, Horizon would still be soulless awful slop

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >gets BTFO by Zelda
    >gets BTFO by Zelda AGAIN
    hehehehehehe

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I see it now, than you.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, completely destroyed
    Horizongays kneel to Zeldachads once more

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Tbf the Lego horizon game looks pretty fun.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      true, but they can make these lego games using any ip and they will be good. sony trying to attach their weird pet project to them comes of as desperate. I don't understand why sony wants to artificially push franchises nobody cares about when they had so many great franchises they killed off. it must be some ego project. give us lego ape escape, or lego jak, or lego something that might actually appeal to children

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        dead franchises that died for a reason people love to talk about them but not buy the games

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >but they can make these lego games using any ip and they will be good
        Meanwhile, pic related clogged up shelf space while the Sonic and Back to the Future sets sold like crazy. Sony is completely out of touch with what IPs they should turn into Lego media.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          you and I both know exactly why this crap was made into Lego media, and we could argue is the same reason for that Lego Horizon game.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You killed off those franchises we have the insomniac leaks those games didnt sell shit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          true, but sony didn't advertise them nearly as much as they do with horizon.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How much would Ganker improve if jannies simply outlawed wojaks?

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    See? I purposefully didn't reply to the schizo and he made an argument I didn't make for me.
    Deny him (You)s and he will sperg and shit himself before leaving out of boredom

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, I'll just do it for you

      >quoting someone or "giving them a (You)" is the same as an updoot
      Go back to plebbit, tourist

      This is Ganker. If you're going to be a preachy homosexual we're just going to call you out for it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes. Giving an attention prostitute attention is how you shut them down.
        There is a reason the sign says "Don't feed the trolls"

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Horizon sucks however I will play the lego game because lego games are fricking fun. they are less braindead than horizon

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So the narrative of Horizon being some sort of industry psyop has leaked out into other places than justGanker I see.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Devil's advocate: I think the person with an avatar of Garfield drawn as Joaquin Phoenix's character in the movie "Joker" posting a troony meme is probably on this board right now, and in fact may be here self-promoting.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Industry spyop of selling videogames? Perish the thought!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      surely not the same person that makes daily horizon threads kek

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    one releases in september the other on holidays how are they even competing? im surprised Ganker gays havent put chess and checkers against eachother

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Chess has a more in depth combat system and multiple character classes that compliment each play style. Checkers has very mid combat with no variation in it's characters or gameplay

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda is the quintessential video game franchise. Being compared to something like Horizon is insulting.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the 'jak is right

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me
    >Sony slop mascot
    >First game overshadowed by first open world Zelda
    >Sequel announced
    >Overshadowed by sequel to open world Zelda & Elden ring
    >Hail Mary time
    >We LEGO now
    >Another goddamn Zelda announced
    >You can summon a table
    >Overshadowed again
    >MFW No face

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >wojakhomosexualry
    >stale copypasta
    >twitter screencap
    Literally everything wrong with nu-Ganker in a single image.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    rangeban all wojakBlack folk

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do you even build anything in modern Lego games?
    You did in all the older Lego games. But the Lego games of the last decade or two just look like ordinary adventure games of various kinds. Without Lego building actually being part of it.

    Is that actually possible? Doesn't like it should be true. For a Lego game that is.

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