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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Sega pushing that Sonic babies shit so hard when it’s the more complex and mature side of Sonic that the fans want? Is Sega genuinely autistic or something?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >babies
      They're chibi - mini.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, its a franchise for kids...

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The majority of the sonic fanbase are adults that would appreciate a much more complex narrative but Sega seem insistent on dumbing the Sonic franchise down and catering to a baby audience that just isn’t there.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        And? Sonic was never marketed like this before, literally his entire shtick was that he was 'cool'. Being kids media doesn't mean being toddler material.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      10/10 shitpost

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The majority of the sonic fanbase are adults that would appreciate a much more complex narrative but Sega seem insistent on dumbing the Sonic franchise down and catering to a baby audience that just isn’t there.

      And? Sonic was never marketed like this before, literally his entire shtick was that he was 'cool'. Being kids media doesn't mean being toddler material.

      >Frontiers literally content wrapped up last year
      >Sonic x Shadow Generations will feature a story about Shadow and will be chock full of "edge kino"
      >third Sonic movie is coming out later this year which heavily focuses on more of the aforementioned "edge kino"
      >Sega LITERALLY declared 2024 to be the "Year of Shadow"
      >they also decide to make some softer and cuter content to appeal to younger kids on the side
      >"SHONEN SONIC BROS WHY ARE WE BEING GENOCIDED???"

      You guys are silly.

      And inb4
      >UHHH that stuff doesn't count because UHHH muh 2010s Sonic!!!
      They literally started giving you more of what you've been screeching for the whole time in the 2010s. The amount of time they've been doing so is irrelevant.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is Sega pushing that Sonic babies shit so hard
    Because they know there's a side of Sonic fanbase that wants that and hates Shounenic. The Sonic fanbase is very divided.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Google search ‘Sonic Diaper’
    There’s plenty of people out there that want this. I think Sega knows EXACTLY who their audience is.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is Sonic Origins any good? I'm intrigued by the Amy thing, and I've never gotten all the chaos emeralds in 3&K so now could be my chance.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      As long as you’re not a purist they are a great way of playing them. They were bit rough when they first released but after patches and updates it’s pretty much all been ironed out. Shouldn’t of released in that state to begin with but it’s a Sonic game so it just comes with the territory

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There's a lot of caveats to it, with S3&K being a pretty compromised experience.

      Fan maintained versions are usually better.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's decent, but if you have a PC you're better off playing the fan decompilations instead, especially if you want to play S3&K.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >just download some moron's MY OPINION MATTERS SEGA shit instead of a fricking rom and emulator
        For this stupid post, you shall die.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What's so bad about the Taxman decompilations?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Disgusting decomp poster! Get out of my sight!

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >>just download some moron's MY OPINION MATTERS SEGA shit instead of a fricking rom and emulator
          Yes. They're better than the originals
          >He thinks Sega's products are inherently better because they're a corporation

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            No, they are in fact inferior to the originals. Reply if mad.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    EY YO FRICK THAT SONIC b***h! 'DIS NOW A KNUCKLES THREAD!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hey Knuckles! I heard you’re israeli now?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Just wait till ya see what the rabbi did to my penis!

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wow Sonic and I are the same age

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I forgot about that stupid chibi thing.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Eat shit hedgehog

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    (toothless diaperfur voice) It'sch ROBOTNICK, schtupid

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HAPPI BIRTHDAY TO YOU MY SPECIAL FRIEND

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I want sonic to dominate my tight mobian femboy boy pussy.

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