I made a full length RPG Maker 2002 game when I was 15. It's cliché and corny, but I'm proud to have made such a polished, bug free game at such a young age.
Why don't you post it? I'd be genuinely interested to play a game that someone poured their heart into at such a young age. Not that I expect anything genuinely good; I just think it's fascinating.
I only ever posted it to one website, which is now defunct. Additionally, the custom soundtrack I used for the game kept causing it to crash, so I had to substitute all the music for stock music right before I released the game. If you're still interested in it, I can certainly dig up the files from my old desktop, but odds are this thread will be nuked by then.
I got a gamemaker game from a kind anon on here as part of my game design final. I can't code to save my life and would've probably failed the course, so he gave it to me free of charge. What a swell guy. I changed some of the music, that was my only contribution. Ended up getting an A in the class.
Protip, next life just lie and say you have a degree. I did that and it worked out fine. Not even sure how they'd check if I have a real degree or not. I have a very convincing photoshop and a convincing fake diploma in case they actually want to see something. It's never been a problem though because no one ever cared
I've made like 7, all of them have no more than half an hour of gameplay with the exception of one infinite scrolling one where you're a kayaker and have to avoid rocks (kayak has physics) that I've played for several hours. Made them all for college.
To be fair, have you ever tried to like, ONLY play videogames, all day? As in, it's both your time of leisure, and your time of work? It's fricking awful.
The only reason I'd like to make games is that no one else will make the games I dream of, but I'd rather someone else made them so I could play them, I don't have a genuine interest in making games I think
no. I keep pretending like I want to but I have zero drive or discipline in my dopamine fried ADHD brain to anything that requires effort besides playing games and doing my day job. my two ideas were a fusion of FTL and a tactics game and tarkov in the future but singleplayer (extreme customization of future weapons essentially), both are too hard.
ADHD isn't really an excuse, took me a year or two to retrain my brain to be productive, but I'm a lot happier for it. All I can think about now is making games.
I gradually reduced the amount of time I spent procrastinating by cutting out things like social media and I started limiting my play sessions for games I know I will play for hours. I also had days where I wouldn't use my phone or other distracting tech at all. It doesn't take too long to see increases in productivity from doing this, and the longer you do it, the more your brain can recover from years of instant gratification.
I also gradually began to increase the amount of time I spent on small projects, giving myself arbitrary deadlines for completing them. Small but varied projects are how you adapt yourself to deal with crunch and you'll learn how to rapidly learn something (it is possible) and not give up or give in (due to not having time to give up and having already put in a lot of time on it).
At some point, the scales will tip and you'll find that you actually enjoy developing more than you do instant gratification, which is where I'm at now.
tomar and lyle are the most unfunny homosexuals alive
at least tomar knows when to shut the frick up and doesn't talk over everyone with his unfunny jokes like lyle
>Lyle has at least gotten better over the years
no he hasn't, and I don't get why morons like you keep saying this. Their recent Kirby video he wouldn't shut the frick up, he's always gonna be the tone deaf moron who has nothing else going on so he'll never leave.
bada-based
lyle especially. am i the only one who notices that everyone else is drawn as disgusting mongoloids in the thumbnail art besides lyle? that has to be some kind of request he made. what a homosexual. tomar isn't as bad, he's just boring.
>lyle
*corey
clearly this fellow has never listened to sleepycast
>am i the only one who notices that everyone else is drawn as disgusting mongoloids in the thumbnail art besides lyle? that has to be some kind of request he made.
you are a gay
stop pretending you're some guido chad lyle you're a schlubby Hispanic that looks like he works the night shift at 7/11 and probably would be if it wasn't for chris giving you a job out of pity
>am i the only one who notices that everyone else is drawn as disgusting mongoloids in the thumbnail art besides lyle?
same reason lyle tries to act like a 'badass' and 'cool dude' all the time with his homosexual tattoos and playing dumb anytime someone brings up an internet meme >haha what's that.. I'm totally not on the internet all the time like you guys haha..
Tomar is the perfect straight man. my complaint about Lyle was that he tried too hard with his really obvious "improv class" humor, but now Chris and Zach do that shit too.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that. It's crazy - I thought Chris used to be really funny, but for the past few years he's been so painfully uninteresting and unfunny. I almost feel like once Ding Dong and Julian left he just started phoning it in. His first few LPs with Zach/Lyle/etc were alright, but now Chris is just treading water. Both Zach and Corey are consistently funnier than him now.
Chris is just a miserable c**t nowadays. He’s literally like a Ganker dweller, saying how he doesn’t care about anything new and just lives in the past.
chris acts the most like someone from here. he hates 90% of videos games unironically.
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>blames his ADHD on playing video games as a child >him and Zach soapbox about how young people shouldn’t be allowed on the internet and how it would have benefitted them if they weren’t allowed on it until they were 18, completely ignoring the fact that they wouldn’t have their cushy careers right now if that had happened and wouldn’t even know each other
>Chris
Can sometimes get a bit ADD and struggles to pay attention to shit, but generally a funny guy. >Ding Dong
Actual great straight man. One of the most genuinely funny hosts, brings a type of humor no one else does. >Julian
Started weak, mostly just existed to laugh at Chris's jokes. Got better over time, genuinely funny during the return trip last summer. >Zach
Best host on the show, hardly a controversial take. >Tomar
Has great synergy with Zach (or rather he's great when he's being tormented by Zach), mediocre otherwise. >Lyle
Generally not that funny, but when he is funny he knocks it out of the park. High highs, but too inconsistent compared to the other co-hosts. Had a bad habit of talking over others but he's fine about that now. >Adam
Typical stoner, funny when he's chill but tends to get too defensive when others make fun of him. >Cory
Great if only for his intense levels of pure autism. Don't know if he'd still be funny in anything but short bursts, but when he shows up it's a treat.
Cory is great when paired with David/Phantom Arcade but since hes working on FNF we'll never see him on oneyplays ever again, especially for a Slightly Artistic.
Ding Dong is a weird case cuz he and Chris have the best chemistry out of all the people you listed, and almost all of their LPs are pure fricking gold (KH 1 and 2, YIIK, Crash, etc).
But, on the other hand, if he's by himself or has literally anyone else to bounce off he becomes either boring or an insufferable homosexual.
I say its tied between that and ChrisxZach, being they were the original, progenitor duo even before oneyplays. granted, I do feel Zach and Michael Cusack bounce off each other far better than current Chris and Zach
>dial a combo vs. npc ai
OR >poor man's binding of isaac
despite ding dong working on these two games for years, neither are close to releasing
MEANWHILE
Chad Andrew "REDIGIT" Spinks codes and releases SMBX, gets CEASED and DESISTED by Nintendo because his game is so baller, and immediately begins work on TERRARIA, releasing it after less than a year.
Ding "homosexual" Dong, member of "The Best Friends", release a video calling out Terraria for being a 'Minecraft ripoff' and dox some homosexual named Blue, member of the Terraria community manager team
Later on, Notch, based redpilled Swede gay, would say Terraria is dope. The Best Friends are btfo, and would years later betray Ding Dong by attempting to dox him, all for a laugh. Great friends, Ding Dong! The Best Friends!
Now, 10 years later, Terraria has released NUMEROUS updates increasing the quality of the game. All for FREE. It's 20x the game it was at launch.
What has DING DONG made?
Nothing. Absolutely nothing. He has made no games.
there is some legit criticism in here. i remember them talking about being close to half way done (if not more) on bibbi babbi rabbit puncher (or whatever the frick) while they were still regulars on oneyplays and that was in 2018. And also said that Trigger treat was mostly done with just some art assets to clean up.
The graphics and content that they're producing for said game isn't that monstrous or difficult or etc. They're just milking patreon subscribers at this point and blame game making being hard when its just their bad management of their time that is sinking their projects.
>haven't watched any new episodes in months because cory is in all of them
can this meme end already? I miss having stupid vids of these losers to watch while I eat breakfast
I think Cory can be funny but what annoys me is when Chris and Zach are being funny and Cory keeps interrupting but he just has to talk about whatever topic has embedded itself in his brain. He can never just let something go, he always has to finish his rants.
>Cory keeps interrupting but he just has to talk about whatever topic has embedded itself in his brain. He can never just let something go, he always has to finish his rants.
This is probably Corys biggest downside. I've noticed it a lot when listening to sleepy cabin. He insists on interrupting everyone, to the point of screaming over them, to either finish a rant, or completely change topics because something flashed across his autism riddled mind and he refuses to wait for someone in the middle of a story to finish first. There's multiple episodes where everyone is yelling at Cory to shut the frick up because he will yell over them to change topics randomly.
That being said, when he's funny, he's fricking hilarious. Also his complete lack of awareness is astounding at times >The same sonic episode that he calls people who eat bubble gum ice cream man children he talks about making Chris drive him to multiple Mcdonalds to get the sonic movie toys, and being too awkward to ask for the toy he wanted
I used to make a lot of games in game maker when I was a kid. i've gone back to it a few times. It's very fun and satisfying but making something that people are actually willing to pay money for is so fricking time consuming, so big respect for indie devs
I'm not gonna shit on this guy but I'm really not sure what his deal is. Why are they spending so much time and money on assets? Where is the content? And why is it getting them so much money? It's like they're selling a look into the "game developer lifestyle" instead of a game. Everyone is incentivizing them to not actually finish something at this point.
dd and julian are both incredibly mentally ill while also being incredibly lazy. they feed off each other's depression and self loathing, they'd probably get more shit done if they broke up and lived seperately from each other.
It depends on how you look at it with living expenses. Especially now with inflation. They do not have enough money to finish Bippy and they never will. They absolutely are getting enough money to finish small games. I know many indie devs that are doing a lot more than they are for less.
just being honest here, i don't think there's a plot to scam people out of their money or anything, i think that dingdong is very much a perfectionist type. Like, he'll have a pretty competent prototype made, and if he's not completely satisfied with it he'll redo a lot of work on it. I understand why he'd want to do that, but there comes a point where you should probably just move ahead and save the improvements for a sequel or something. Game dev is extremely time consuming and it's not really meant to be done by a two person team, but indie devs do it anyway bc people are so passionate about games. It's kind of insane.
I definitely don't think they're trying to scam people. I don't even think they're lazy. I just think they're severely lacking skills.
I believe this. They had literally finished Trigger Treat but they're going to rework it completely instead.
I don't believe this. I think one of them said in a stream that they still had to make levels for it. I think the assets and mechanics were done AT MOST. It's like they develop games backwards.
just being honest here, i don't think there's a plot to scam people out of their money or anything, i think that dingdong is very much a perfectionist type. Like, he'll have a pretty competent prototype made, and if he's not completely satisfied with it he'll redo a lot of work on it. I understand why he'd want to do that, but there comes a point where you should probably just move ahead and save the improvements for a sequel or something. Game dev is extremely time consuming and it's not really meant to be done by a two person team, but indie devs do it anyway bc people are so passionate about games. It's kind of insane.
Nightmare Cops will unironically release first. DD is too much of a perfectionist and his game is still only has a test build even after all this time. And Chris is an idiot who thought Bowlbo would only take one year and a couple thousand dollars to make.
God I hate that homosexual ugly newgrounds reject Oney, the rabbids avatargayging c**t and all of his worthless unfunny friends. I hope they and their fans commit mass suicide.
erm excuse me, the term "old***" is very homophobic and I'd appreciate it if y'all did better instead of behaving like old-school newgrounds types thanks
Thing is Stamper carried a lot of Sleeycabin, if he had just made his own LP channel and worked with Chris like Zach did, he'd probably be a millionaire like Chris, sad.
he could make a comeback as an edgy male animator blogger. all he ahs to do is animated one frame for every 30 seconds of blog material and he could basically just tell stories about being a degenerate and animate a frame of himself acting out the degenerate stories. he would get 10 million views per video like odds1out or jaiden and never have to do speed again.
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He's too stubborn for that. That much is made immediately obvious by his rants. Everyone bangs on about what he could be doing, but he's not going to do any of it unless he's explicitly personally interested in doing so. He's too idealistic and too scared of 'selling out'.
Stamper seems to genuinely resent the success he, and the other members of sleepy cabin got. I don't know what the turning point was for him, but it seems like a certain point he felt like it wasn't deserved because "we're not being real" >Asides from editing, Sleepy Cabin was probably the easiest content they've ever made that was a huge hit. All they had to do was shoot the shit with their friends and tell stories >Things go great for first season >Second season Stamper is just gone >Comes in like 2 episodes towards the second half of the season, and in one flat out asks what the others hope to accomplish with the podcast and seems baffled by it, saying things like "this isn't real. If that microphone was off we'd be having an entirely different conversation" as if the idea of entertaining is now foreign to him
I'd say I feel bad about Stamper getting the DUI, but honestly, he deserved it. There was an episode of the podcast where he bragged about not only getting away with driving while shitfaced, but speeding near 90mph on top of being drunk. You have to be a really messed up and selfish person to risk killing others and yourself because you don't want to call a cab or sleep in your car. Shame that his friends just laughed at the story when he told it instead of telling him that he can't be doing that shit
No sympathy for drunk drivers. You wanna smoke meth and ignore your friends help? Not what Id do, but its your life.
But frick putting other people in danger just because you've lost control.
His "Ego" wouldn't allow him to let anyone else get success the way he did, so he berates anyone that tries by being up on the highest of horses about anything that may be even an atom of offensive.
julian browsed. dd i think was only ever around for the tuba croc shit and maybe a little bit of early oneyplays. he probably hasn't browsed regularly in years. they both did an AMA on here years ago and dd said julian was the one who browsed more.
You will never be a real game developer. You have no talent, you have no discipline, you have no originality. You are a homosexual man twisted by pot and furry porn into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Real game devs are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed devs to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even hack frauds with some slapped together “prototype” look uncanny and unnatural to a real dev. Your time spent procrastinating overanimating a few sprites is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get some freelancer to do some contract work for you he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected ear infection.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your patreon supporters will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your lets player alias, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a two bit youtuber is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is screaming over some video games.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
i started making a platformer with level editor but lost interest when progress started to really slow down. might pick it back up again eventually. programming at work all day kinda sucks the motivation out of me to do projects at home.
>Julian and DingDong keep insulting newgrounds creators and users >They both have the same level of humor but can't deliver a game unlike the people they insult
I never got that
To be fair, DD is like that everything. He gets incredibly worked up about trivial shit while repeatedly asserting that others shouldn't take things like YT comments seriously.
He probably genuinely has neurosis
It's weird that he makes fun of people wondering if him and Julian were in a relationship when he was the one who said on stream that they were dating back in like October 2016
I'm glad technoblade died of cancer, never heard of him before that. I hope more e-celeb dies like that. Roll dubs for the next e-celeb you hope to go.
Any actually good Oneyplays playthroughs since DD and Julian left? I stopped watching after they left. Only recent series I watched was the NakeyJakey episodes and they were boring
ones with chris, cory, and zach are worth watching. if you like sleepycast you'd like those. every other one sucks. also if you haven't watched the oneystays episodes where dd/j came back on for a bit those are very good as well.
it's done. i'm 98% sure that one of (or possibly both) the developers showed up for the thing, likely to promote the i.v. update. speaking of which, the finale will come out in tandem with the release of i.v. in order to promote it. win-win for both sides.
He had something planned for it as he was in contact with Alex Yiiks voice actor, I'm guessing it required work so got put on the back burner and then was completely forgotten about.
>Give up on MGS3 after 58 minutes >Do a full LP of one of the worst Sonic games complete with Corey spazzing out every 2 minutes
Yeah I think I'm over OneyPlays at this point. If they don't give a shit, why should I?
Chris unironically focuses on a game more if it's only Lyle or Tomar around. If one his actual close friends like Corey or Zach is around he doesn't focus on shit and can't stop acting like a mongoloid. When it was just Ding dong and Julien ding dong at least reigned Chris in and they TRIED to play video games even if Chris couldn't find any comedy in it.
I don't like lets plays shit, but Chris and Zach's ramblings can be alright from time to time.
But holy shit, seeing those two somehow look normal with Corey's insane power level is fun as frick.
I dont get the hate for corey? I love him and his unironic love of all things sonic, ska, and other degenerate things make him into a sort of moron who is honestly dim but still funny.
I keep putting it off. I know that as soon as I actually finish some games I am going to have to confront the reality that my games will not be good enough to earn a living and I will have to get a job. Never finish a game = never get a job. That's NEETonomics 101.
>Play Elden Ring for three episodes >Drop it for three months >After the hiatus, released only one episode before putting it back on hiatus
What was even the fricking point
dark souls 2 is still the absolute worst game in the series but elden ring is undeniably the second worst souls game. i don't want to touch it ever again.
having been in prison its really easy to get materials for a tattoo gun from cd players and sewing needles
i am 100% certain someone will see his art and teach him
someone has raven from teen titan with her cheeks spread on them right now
>cory fricks it up in the most hilarious way and saves the bit
There's unironically nothing funnier than Zach trying really hard to do some careful drawn out bit and Cory being too moronic to even follow his instructions and everyone involved gets pissed off and exasperated
Watched 15 minutes of this and had to turn it off, DingDong and Zach just don't work well together. DingDong has to much of a stick up his arse to roll with Zachs jokes.
I thought it was a bit when ding dong and julian started arguing at the hour mark, but then I realized it was actually real
This must be what they're like all the time, absolutely toxic
What really makes it funny is that it's not even non-sequitur. Cory has a very clear logic to everything he says and does, it's just that his brain has been tainted by that Missouri water so it's like a funhouse mirror version of rational, normal human logic.
House of Beck was good, but Zach and Chris throwing Cory's rant completely off the rails with Sonic roleplay was pure kino.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Cory can be funny, but he really needs to cut out the whole "Everyone stop talking RIGHT NOW, Im going to rant about something very trivial"
2 years ago
Anonymous
It is pretty funny when they start interrupting him and making fun of him though.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I think Cory can be funny but what annoys me is when Chris and Zach are being funny and Cory keeps interrupting but he just has to talk about whatever topic has embedded itself in his brain. He can never just let something go, he always has to finish his rants.
HEY CORY, SONIC HERE
2 years ago
Anonymous
that's really funny because they don't let him do it all the time. I think the ranting is most funny when he has someone reining him in but the occasional spurg is funny
Tomars career would go nowhere without the staggering anime knowledge and connections granted to Tomar by his ashkenazi DNA.
why do the same 3 israelites do all voice acting roles?
Think I've looped around to not liking Ding Dong again. The way he leaps at the opportunity to jump down the throat of anyone who slightly annoys him is really grating. He's just getting pissed off over literally nothing half of the time. >DUUH STOP TELLING ME MY MIC IS GLITCHING. I'M GOING TO HAVE A MELTDOWN!
I imagine him spending time trying to avoid things he criticized in other games attempting to stay consistent with his opinions and not seem a hypocrite. Getting paralyzed and not working at all.
And most likely, only his fans are going to play and care about the stupid thing, if it comes out at all.
Some less popular developers have public demos out in less time than the whole time DD and J have "worked" on their games.
>says controversial and passive aggressive things against others, so that when people retaliate he can play the victim and have and excuse to not work.
Throughout the years I've learned that DingDong only likes one piece of media ever made and it's Little Shop of Horrors. I mean, I like it too, it's good, but I can't imagine such a sad existence. He doesn't like ANYTHING.
He belongs here on Ganker when I put it like that, huh.
frick you on about? >what is jet set radio >what is pokemon snap >what is super magnetic neo >what is gitaroo man
man mainly likes his wacky and poppy aesthetic. so do I.
exactly. it vibes well with chadanons into niche games that are "out-there". made me fricking happy to see half of them I played when I was young get featured, even on his streams like Fur Fighters. even happier to see the shit I missed out on as a kid
I was delving into it a little, and it looks like most of his old fanbase hates him now, because there was a whole episode with DVDs that didn't get sent out, and they believe he's a scam artist, and he seems to have divorced himself from all of that now. I think he had an alcohol problem too. I'm kind of morbidly fascinated, I have to admit.
Back in 2009 I had fallen for the video game elective meme. I was in a university group that made a game we called NU/TS, a shitty acronym for Nuclear Ultimatum and Total Saturation. Basically it was just a Tetris mod, but with various nukes instead of blocks and the bottom of the game screen was a poorly detailed city backdrop that gradually got destroyed the more you arranged your falling nukes to chain explosions. Most of the class actually failed to pass because the teacher hated that 90% of us made violent games. I got my money back because that stipulation was never on the day one orientation.
I stole, fiddled with and returned an old calculator watch via one of my friends at the time. I made it make an annoying alarm sound any time he tried to use any sort of hexspeak. Does that count?
Kind of. Me and my HS classmates made one for a STEM competition, but I was just the play-tester I didn't even do it properly. The final level was supposed to have two bosses but the second one never appeared. Only later did I realise it was because the bosses health var was a global
Aside from that only some prototypes
>300 posts of brainrotten zoomies gossipping like women about the favorite famous surrogate “friends” they pay to watch play video games
and i thought this was going to be the game dev thread
Anon, little advice from here on. If you see this OP pic again (and trust me you WILL see it again, quite constantly in fact), just ignore it and move it. It's never a gamedev thread.
im gonna say it. Chris is only ever as good as those around him. He's like tofu. It's great to see him rise up to meet the output of others but when it's him and lyle +someone not good he's easily the weakest person on his own show. I wouldn't say he gets carried by DD/Julian or even Zach, he just matches their energy and provides accordingly. When he's hanging out with lyle and other person it's just weak shit. Tomar thank god is there a lot of the time because if an A lister like Corey, Jeff, Dave, or gay bois aren't around he's as fricking milquetoast as anyone else. He'd do great in a writing room with other funny people but with all daddys money he never has to really try at anything. He should just go record with DD/Julien once a year for like a month paying them handsomely and then spend another month with Zach and Tomar. Edit the shit so there's like an episode a week and then focus on anything else.
I agree on this hardcore. he bounces off other's energy in the room, which makes him funnier in some episodes over others. there's not much consistency between recording sessions, which is both good and meh but its natural human shit. I myself feel more fun and funnier when I'm around certain friends than others anyway, so I get it.
Fricking thank you. Chris is absolutely fantastic at matching good energy, meaning that when his hosts are good, he makes it even better and we get good shit. But with weak hosts he just kind of limps back on the same few types of jokes and it gets old.
julian+ding dong streams are comfy as frick as long as it's not ding dong going on a depressed rant for 12 hours. sucks that julian doesn't play music on his streams anymore though because of twitch copyright shit.
>go to ding dong stream >oh he hasn't started playing yet, still on title screen >oh crap look at the time i gotta go to work >get home 8 hours later >sleep 6 hours >wake up >ding dong is still on the f title screen 14 fricking hours later >he's b***hing about how people try and scam him into giving out zachs personal info now that he has an adult swim show and just aren't genuine
Chris was the voice of Smormu you gay moronic homosexual
2 years ago
Anonymous
You think Tom kenny watches rick and morty just because he was in it?
2 years ago
Anonymous
No but Chris knows several people involved with Smiling Friends and has done much more work than just voicing someone, he's also done some 3D and music I believe
2 years ago
Anonymous
I feel like that's Zach trying to toss him a bone, similar to how Chris gets Zach on and Zach probably gets a little money from being on the channel. At least this shit gets them money instead of making flash cartoons on newgrounds minus the soul
2 years ago
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>Chris is the same level as Tom Kenny
2 years ago
Anonymous
working on a show doesn't mean you've watched it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Chris was also in some meat canyon videos. I doubt he watches that putrid shit too, but then again I'm probably underestimating him.
2 years ago
Anonymous
He absolutely watches that shit and probably laughs too. He hasn't "evolved" his sense of humor and I'm glad for that.
You think Tom kenny watches rick and morty just because he was in it?
working on a show doesn't mean you've watched it.
Chris was also in some meat canyon videos. I doubt he watches that putrid shit too, but then again I'm probably underestimating him.
I doubt even Chris watches it, considering how him and zach were trying to do hell benders a decade ago.
Why do you homosexuals have some weird idea that close friends can't be happy for each other's success? Ding Dong and Zach are not trying to be animators and Chris has repeatedly expressed how much he liked Smiling Friends.
So is anyone archiving his streams or are they all lost to time, iirc one of his most recent streams was him ranting about how everyone in the buisness was a snake to some degree or another and how some youtubers who he thought were friends tricked him into handing money out of sympathy while secretly sending the same messages of help to other creators, or how since leaving CA nobody interacts with them anymore because they are no longer in the lime light and aren't seen as a possible connection for self advancment. I ended up missing alot of the rant and want the full context.
I've seen a small bit of one clip, but yeah all in all I'm not fully convinced. it's a surreal thing to assume his ranting is so unentertaining that no one either bothers uploading it or recording it
>or how since leaving CA nobody interacts with them anymore because they are no longer in the lime light and aren't seen as a possible connection for self advancment.
I bet he was talking about SuperMega there, also >CA
do you mean OneyPlays? CA is the Nostalgia Critic
America is fricking gigantic. Imagine you were spanish and your co-host moved to Finland, and then tried to cooperate on some project, this is basicaly what they did
>or how since leaving CA nobody interacts with them anymore because they are no longer in the lime light and aren't seen as a possible connection for self advancment.
it's really fricking funny if he said that. We used to be friends when he started appearing on oneyplays and now he's too good to ever interact with me. Dunno wtf happened to this guy
DingDong is an obsessed homosexual that 2-3 years ago kept begging everyone who archived his streams to take them down and claimed he was doing it because he was going to archive the streams himself, which was a lie.
I guess I can't prove it since many of the archived streams on youtube were taken down or privated a couple years ago, and you'll either have to take my word for it or assume I'm a lying homosexual. But there were way more of his twitch rants on youtube beforehand.
I have never seen one clip of him ranting actually, this makes it feel like it's DD shilling his streams with drama in here so we can spend 10 hours watching his streams to see his rants.
>I have never seen one clip of him ranting actually
It's not hard to find him doing it, be it live or in the few remaining archived streams. Though I guess it's the more intimate rants he wants to keep hidden like him talking about their California landlord not caring they almost got hurt because of a falling ceiling fan, the neighbor that watched them have gay sex, or the several rants DD made about his dad giving him a hard time whenever they went out to restaurants even when Julian was around.
He screams insecure to me.
Remember in the Spider-man 2 play through were he went on two really weird rants. One being how he's attracted to his neighbour and "shouldnt be allowed to know where she livers" and the other on how he hates the idea of men hugging.
if you mean he made an autistic version of the classic SMRPG song then yes. but don't talk shit about the original rawest forest (which he didn't make)
Chris has sounded like a strung out Stu Pickles making pudding for Angelica for about 4 years now. What happened to him to have that depressed, dead inside voice?
He saw what happened to Arin and vaguely wanted to not become like that but did anyway, albeit without being completely pussywhipped by an ugly wife, at least he has that going for him.
I feel like there's something wrong with this dude.
Feels like every other week he's making a big post about how he's "setting the record straight" and how he's being mistreated by everyone. At a certain point it gets suspicious.
As for the game? I dont see how they can have worked on it this long and still have zero levels to show off.
Dont get me wrong, the quality of the sprites and the combat looks fun. But damn, every time he streams dev work he's just tweaking or fine tuning the moveset. Its been years, at a certain point you gotta, you know, make the rest of the game.
>Dont see how that affects his bizarre approach to game development.
it does affect it because hes immuno compromised and gets sick from a single sniff therefore comes another delay and another delay.
They need to secure some funding and hire some help if they want this game finished before they croak to all these health problems they're both amassing. They clearly just don't have what it takes to get it done with just the two of them.
I made a shitty RPG maker game back in elementary school based on Deltron3030 because my big bro loved that album and I wanted to be like him. I got suspended for 3 days at 8 years old over an offhand" "I'll raid your grave" line
>be relatively handsome white man >have a tuba vore reptile furry fetish >be unironically sexually attracted to your obese mexican ogre of a boyfriend >get PTSD from the most basic of troll comments >get pathologically offended by every little thing >be annoyed 24/7 >stay paranoid for the rest of your life
what's wrong with him
Can you imagine having to visit your friend once a week and watch him ply videogames, and having to have a normal conversation with him? And then thousands of fans tell you you are funny and they wanna see more of you? And then getting paid thousands of dolalrs?
You will never understand this pain
such a fricking dumb reason to bail on your ez-mode main money maker. he was 'sad they were going to make talking plushes' and felt like that was a step too far.
>Ganker shits on e-celebs all day for taking the easy way out >this one guy stands up for his convictions, doesn't want to be a product >Ganker shits on him
incredible. who could've guessed.
It's more so that the two of them are fricking moronic together >Have a literal dream gig of just playing video games with friends and getting paid for it >On top of this, hundreds of thousands, if not millions of people find you funny and enjoy listening to you hang with your buddies >Hate the fame because people liking you is bad? >So self loathing that the idea of people wanting to buy plushies of them makes them feel like an icon and drives them to leave this easy gig >But they also don't earn money on their own hard work now either, they still rely on fans from before, promising that they'll make a game that there's very little progress on, and stream while whining about life nonstop
It would be respectable if they stepped away and actually did something. Instead they just whined about fame, and now are scraping by on twitch/patreon which would not have any support if it wasn't for the fame they already had
>Havnt watched a single oneyplay episode since its just been the same shit over and over again for the past couple months
Im gonna be real with you, Cory's autisic ranting is cool and all, but im so tired of hearing about sonic and boomer tier "Kids today are moronic" talks
I agree. I wonder when they'll have another thumbnail artist position open. Their standards clearly arent that high if they let him work for them, I could unironically do much better.
Legitimately who the frick are these people and why do they constantly get threads that reach the bump limit? Just looked them up right now and it looks like they don't even get that many views. Why are these people so beloved and why are they allowed to break the rules?
If using a ripped version of RPG maker at the age of 12 and sharing it with my friends counts as making a videogame, then yes. I did make custom character art.
me and my buddies made a side scrolling beat em up training room with a hero and enemy in gamemaker with roughly the same number of mechanics as bippy's pre-alpha build
it was three of us and took roughly a month of work in between all of our real jobs. the fact that bippy is in the state its in after 5+ years in fricking insane and should not be tolerated by backers
>ding dong playing sonic robo blast on TBG >"WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS SHIT, THIS LOOKS AND CONTROLS LIKE ASS, I WANT TO STOP PLAYING THIS!" >ding dong playing sonic robo blast on oneyplays >"I love this game, I haven't played it in like 20 years, this game is so cool!"
Is this proof that the oneyplays crew are paid by developers to play their games?
Kinda. It's more funny that depending on his cohost he goes from the moron to the literal genuis of the group. Him sitting with Cory and Adam made Chris look like he had a PhD in commonsense. It's even funnier than Adam made Cory look less dumb in comparison, and Cory, of all people, ripped into him about his intelligence which was hilarious
yeah
Ya
I made a full length RPG Maker 2002 game when I was 15. It's cliché and corny, but I'm proud to have made such a polished, bug free game at such a young age.
I take it back, it was RPG Maker 2003. It was a long time ago.
>that art
pure fricking soul
Why don't you post it? I'd be genuinely interested to play a game that someone poured their heart into at such a young age. Not that I expect anything genuinely good; I just think it's fascinating.
I only ever posted it to one website, which is now defunct. Additionally, the custom soundtrack I used for the game kept causing it to crash, so I had to substitute all the music for stock music right before I released the game. If you're still interested in it, I can certainly dig up the files from my old desktop, but odds are this thread will be nuked by then.
do it anon
Uploading it now. It's a small file size but my net is shitting the bed right now.
Anon died, rest in peace
it's over...
>RPG Maker
You didn't make the game.
ANON
WE WANTED TO PLAY YOUR GAME
ANOOOOON
I invented new kind of game called strand game
Bro you might want to call a lawyer. There is this guy who I think stole your idea.
Sadly no.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO?
I got a gamemaker game from a kind anon on here as part of my game design final. I can't code to save my life and would've probably failed the course, so he gave it to me free of charge. What a swell guy. I changed some of the music, that was my only contribution. Ended up getting an A in the class.
>pay for game dev class
>cheat
What's the fricking point of that?
I wonder the same thing about people who bot in runescape
because there are actual fun things to do in the game, and grinding isn't one of them. the grind is the whole reason why I don't play it anymore.
Academia has never been about learning. It's about getting the piece of paper that says you're smrt.
Also, ensuring nepotism in specialized fields.
Protip, next life just lie and say you have a degree. I did that and it worked out fine. Not even sure how they'd check if I have a real degree or not. I have a very convincing photoshop and a convincing fake diploma in case they actually want to see something. It's never been a problem though because no one ever cared
his game looks so shit bros
which one, the bunny or the tubacroc?
I thought he wanted to get fricked by a tuba croc, not that it was a game
the bunny
I've made like 7, all of them have no more than half an hour of gameplay with the exception of one infinite scrolling one where you're a kayaker and have to avoid rocks (kayak has physics) that I've played for several hours. Made them all for college.
Actually, I've made 8, forgot about one of them
because it's for MvC and KoF fans. gameplay comes first
>mfw I make a let's play
To be fair, have you ever tried to like, ONLY play videogames, all day? As in, it's both your time of leisure, and your time of work? It's fricking awful.
Nope, because I knew it would be fricking awful. That's why I keep work and play separate.
I don't work
I literally just play games
And it's fricking awesome
>ohhhhhh nooooooooo I get paid to play videogames all day and I have an audience who loves me and finds me funny
frick off
is his game out?
The only reason I'd like to make games is that no one else will make the games I dream of, but I'd rather someone else made them so I could play them, I don't have a genuine interest in making games I think
CHRIS WHAT DO YOU MEAN
This is a DingDong thread now. Why'd he have to go crazy bros?
wdym?
He was alaways an overly-neurotic shitbird, Chris charm managed to curb his sass while he was a regular on Oneyplays.
he's neurotic. from what he's said about his childhood it seems that's where it stems from.
>childhood trauma
>homo
yeah, checks out
JULIAN IS FRICKING BLEEDING
From what hole?
No and neither has that guy
no. I keep pretending like I want to but I have zero drive or discipline in my dopamine fried ADHD brain to anything that requires effort besides playing games and doing my day job. my two ideas were a fusion of FTL and a tactics game and tarkov in the future but singleplayer (extreme customization of future weapons essentially), both are too hard.
ADHD isn't really an excuse, took me a year or two to retrain my brain to be productive, but I'm a lot happier for it. All I can think about now is making games.
How'd you retrain your brain anon?
I gradually reduced the amount of time I spent procrastinating by cutting out things like social media and I started limiting my play sessions for games I know I will play for hours. I also had days where I wouldn't use my phone or other distracting tech at all. It doesn't take too long to see increases in productivity from doing this, and the longer you do it, the more your brain can recover from years of instant gratification.
I also gradually began to increase the amount of time I spent on small projects, giving myself arbitrary deadlines for completing them. Small but varied projects are how you adapt yourself to deal with crunch and you'll learn how to rapidly learn something (it is possible) and not give up or give in (due to not having time to give up and having already put in a lot of time on it).
At some point, the scales will tip and you'll find that you actually enjoy developing more than you do instant gratification, which is where I'm at now.
Would've been better as a zach or tomar thread
tomar and lyle are the most unfunny homosexuals alive
at least tomar knows when to shut the frick up and doesn't talk over everyone with his unfunny jokes like lyle
>lyle
*corey
>tomar
>unfunny
I bet you only laugh when the chris laughs. Watch this
>le boring fat israelite with no personality is funny
have a nice day tomar
>no personality
>voice actor
moron
back to work tomar
>filtered by tomar
lmao
>samegayging this hard
grow thicker skin tomar
>samegayging
>only links one post
lol, stay filtered
keep seething tomar
sray mad
Jaxxy my three story tall goddess I completely owned some guys on Ganker isn't that cool?
>no argument
>no proof
I'm not gonna spoonfeed you baby darling
Holy frick, imagine white knighting for an obese, unfunny israelite that solely gets gigs through nepotism. I keep forgetting its summer.
i win, you lose
Top twenty ways Joshuaa Tomaar is cool on the internet, Number Fifteen may surprise you
Lyle has at least gotten better over the years. Before he used to talk over people like it was nothing, now he's at least self aware to some degree.
>Lyle has at least gotten better over the years
no he hasn't, and I don't get why morons like you keep saying this. Their recent Kirby video he wouldn't shut the frick up, he's always gonna be the tone deaf moron who has nothing else going on so he'll never leave.
bada-based
lyle especially. am i the only one who notices that everyone else is drawn as disgusting mongoloids in the thumbnail art besides lyle? that has to be some kind of request he made. what a homosexual. tomar isn't as bad, he's just boring.
clearly this fellow has never listened to sleepycast
>am i the only one who notices that everyone else is drawn as disgusting mongoloids in the thumbnail art besides lyle? that has to be some kind of request he made.
you are a gay
stop pretending you're some guido chad lyle you're a schlubby Hispanic that looks like he works the night shift at 7/11 and probably would be if it wasn't for chris giving you a job out of pity
dabs on you
you will never be as cool as me, anon. get fricked lmao
>am i the only one who notices that everyone else is drawn as disgusting mongoloids in the thumbnail art besides lyle?
same reason lyle tries to act like a 'badass' and 'cool dude' all the time with his homosexual tattoos and playing dumb anytime someone brings up an internet meme
>haha what's that.. I'm totally not on the internet all the time like you guys haha..
>playing dumb anytime someone brings up an internet meme
The guy knows that dumbass Lizard Squad song by heart.
Tomar is the perfect straight man. my complaint about Lyle was that he tried too hard with his really obvious "improv class" humor, but now Chris and Zach do that shit too.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that. It's crazy - I thought Chris used to be really funny, but for the past few years he's been so painfully uninteresting and unfunny. I almost feel like once Ding Dong and Julian left he just started phoning it in. His first few LPs with Zach/Lyle/etc were alright, but now Chris is just treading water. Both Zach and Corey are consistently funnier than him now.
Chris is just a miserable c**t nowadays. He’s literally like a Ganker dweller, saying how he doesn’t care about anything new and just lives in the past.
chris acts the most like someone from here. he hates 90% of videos games unironically.
>blames his ADHD on playing video games as a child
>him and Zach soapbox about how young people shouldn’t be allowed on the internet and how it would have benefitted them if they weren’t allowed on it until they were 18, completely ignoring the fact that they wouldn’t have their cushy careers right now if that had happened and wouldn’t even know each other
He has a slipped disk and is in chronic pain 100% of the time. Trust me it will make you depressed as well.
>Chris
Can sometimes get a bit ADD and struggles to pay attention to shit, but generally a funny guy.
>Ding Dong
Actual great straight man. One of the most genuinely funny hosts, brings a type of humor no one else does.
>Julian
Started weak, mostly just existed to laugh at Chris's jokes. Got better over time, genuinely funny during the return trip last summer.
>Zach
Best host on the show, hardly a controversial take.
>Tomar
Has great synergy with Zach (or rather he's great when he's being tormented by Zach), mediocre otherwise.
>Lyle
Generally not that funny, but when he is funny he knocks it out of the park. High highs, but too inconsistent compared to the other co-hosts. Had a bad habit of talking over others but he's fine about that now.
>Adam
Typical stoner, funny when he's chill but tends to get too defensive when others make fun of him.
>Cory
Great if only for his intense levels of pure autism. Don't know if he'd still be funny in anything but short bursts, but when he shows up it's a treat.
>but when he is funny he knocks it out of the park
Give me one example of when this was the case?
His on the fly rap about Tomar's eating habits was also pretty good.
I would say Chris and Zach were the only two funny in that clip and Lyles just throwing shit out hoping something will stick, but each to their own.
Cory is great when paired with David/Phantom Arcade but since hes working on FNF we'll never see him on oneyplays ever again, especially for a Slightly Artistic.
>mfw FNF stopped brick fight
Ding Dong is a weird case cuz he and Chris have the best chemistry out of all the people you listed, and almost all of their LPs are pure fricking gold (KH 1 and 2, YIIK, Crash, etc).
But, on the other hand, if he's by himself or has literally anyone else to bounce off he becomes either boring or an insufferable homosexual.
I say its tied between that and ChrisxZach, being they were the original, progenitor duo even before oneyplays. granted, I do feel Zach and Michael Cusack bounce off each other far better than current Chris and Zach
Michael is just Zach 2, I don't feel like they're that different to bounce each other out.
>Zach and Michael Cusack
A fellow man of taste, I see.
God I miss the very positive stream. They were so frickin comfy
It was so good
The only I can't stand is Adam. I can't stand the way he talks.
He's just Chris from 4 years ago
>4 years ago
Try 7 years ago at the earliest.
I was laughing way too hard at him struggling to read the dialogue boxes in Undertale. That dude has absolutely fried his brain.
I thought it was hilarious until I realized it's not an act, kinda shocking honestly because the dude legit talks like he has an IQ of 40
lyle works in hollywood dood. he has to act the way his contractors want.
t. stupid Black person that missed Spoilers Ahead
I like Lyle's dudebro personality.
every day
>dial a combo vs. npc ai
OR
>poor man's binding of isaac
despite ding dong working on these two games for years, neither are close to releasing
MEANWHILE
Chad Andrew "REDIGIT" Spinks codes and releases SMBX, gets CEASED and DESISTED by Nintendo because his game is so baller, and immediately begins work on TERRARIA, releasing it after less than a year.
Ding "homosexual" Dong, member of "The Best Friends", release a video calling out Terraria for being a 'Minecraft ripoff' and dox some homosexual named Blue, member of the Terraria community manager team
Later on, Notch, based redpilled Swede gay, would say Terraria is dope. The Best Friends are btfo, and would years later betray Ding Dong by attempting to dox him, all for a laugh. Great friends, Ding Dong! The Best Friends!
Now, 10 years later, Terraria has released NUMEROUS updates increasing the quality of the game. All for FREE. It's 20x the game it was at launch.
What has DING DONG made?
Nothing. Absolutely nothing. He has made no games.
he made a tuba vore game
trigger treat is a smash tv clone. dingdong doesn't like isaac.
Even worse
>The Best Friends
you tried, newbie
Forgive me for not remembering some homosexual band of homosexuals you used to belong to, Cousin Skeeter
It's incredible you care enough to write all that shit about e-celeb drama and still project that other people care too much about these homosexuals.
there is some legit criticism in here. i remember them talking about being close to half way done (if not more) on bibbi babbi rabbit puncher (or whatever the frick) while they were still regulars on oneyplays and that was in 2018. And also said that Trigger treat was mostly done with just some art assets to clean up.
The graphics and content that they're producing for said game isn't that monstrous or difficult or etc. They're just milking patreon subscribers at this point and blame game making being hard when its just their bad management of their time that is sinking their projects.
Even if I have ideas, it's probably gonna be shit.
>Cory and Adam in the same episode
Just fricking kill me
go work on your comic, darkgamer
psychojosh and friends containment thread?
Wait psychojosh is behind these???
>ding dong went fricking insane and had a mental breakdown on a stream last week!
>do you have a link or even a clip?
>n-no…
>haven't watched any new episodes in months because cory is in all of them
can this meme end already? I miss having stupid vids of these losers to watch while I eat breakfast
I can't imagine having this much shit taste
I think Cory can be funny but what annoys me is when Chris and Zach are being funny and Cory keeps interrupting but he just has to talk about whatever topic has embedded itself in his brain. He can never just let something go, he always has to finish his rants.
>Cory keeps interrupting but he just has to talk about whatever topic has embedded itself in his brain. He can never just let something go, he always has to finish his rants.
This is probably Corys biggest downside. I've noticed it a lot when listening to sleepy cabin. He insists on interrupting everyone, to the point of screaming over them, to either finish a rant, or completely change topics because something flashed across his autism riddled mind and he refuses to wait for someone in the middle of a story to finish first. There's multiple episodes where everyone is yelling at Cory to shut the frick up because he will yell over them to change topics randomly.
That being said, when he's funny, he's fricking hilarious. Also his complete lack of awareness is astounding at times
>The same sonic episode that he calls people who eat bubble gum ice cream man children he talks about making Chris drive him to multiple Mcdonalds to get the sonic movie toys, and being too awkward to ask for the toy he wanted
>tfw you will never snort vampire dust with lylebert
if you obsessively follow everything someone does to be mad at it you still count as a fan lol
that's still a parasocial relationship
t. onision
Doesn't this guy do vore fetish shit? He is a raging homosexual after all. In fact, all OneyPlays viewers are homosexual.
I used to make a lot of games in game maker when I was a kid. i've gone back to it a few times. It's very fun and satisfying but making something that people are actually willing to pay money for is so fricking time consuming, so big respect for indie devs
yes
I love that MC like you wouldn't believe anon, good work.
kek thanks, i made it when i was like 9
Super cool anon. I wish I was able to practice gamedev stuff when I was kid.
I'm not gonna shit on this guy but I'm really not sure what his deal is. Why are they spending so much time and money on assets? Where is the content? And why is it getting them so much money? It's like they're selling a look into the "game developer lifestyle" instead of a game. Everyone is incentivizing them to not actually finish something at this point.
dd and julian are both incredibly mentally ill while also being incredibly lazy. they feed off each other's depression and self loathing, they'd probably get more shit done if they broke up and lived seperately from each other.
>And why is it getting them so much money?
According to them it isn't but I think thats a load of bullshit
It depends on how you look at it with living expenses. Especially now with inflation. They do not have enough money to finish Bippy and they never will. They absolutely are getting enough money to finish small games. I know many indie devs that are doing a lot more than they are for less.
I definitely don't think they're trying to scam people. I don't even think they're lazy. I just think they're severely lacking skills.
I don't believe this. I think one of them said in a stream that they still had to make levels for it. I think the assets and mechanics were done AT MOST. It's like they develop games backwards.
Matthewmatosis is making headway on a game he's programming BY HIMSELF with a third of the money
they live in california lul
+ being lazy and depressed
just being honest here, i don't think there's a plot to scam people out of their money or anything, i think that dingdong is very much a perfectionist type. Like, he'll have a pretty competent prototype made, and if he's not completely satisfied with it he'll redo a lot of work on it. I understand why he'd want to do that, but there comes a point where you should probably just move ahead and save the improvements for a sequel or something. Game dev is extremely time consuming and it's not really meant to be done by a two person team, but indie devs do it anyway bc people are so passionate about games. It's kind of insane.
I believe this. They had literally finished Trigger Treat but they're going to rework it completely instead.
>Nightmare Cops
>Bowlbo
>Trigger Treat
eternal vapourware
Chris is STILL going to release his game before Ding Dong
Nightmare Cops will unironically release first. DD is too much of a perfectionist and his game is still only has a test build even after all this time. And Chris is an idiot who thought Bowlbo would only take one year and a couple thousand dollars to make.
Bowlbo at least has competent people who have published games working on it, plus Chris. Bippy is a hope and a dream at best.
why the frick are oneyplays threads the only e-celeb threads allowed on Ganker
because they're the only good ones besides avgn
they didn't used to be. i think the janny who hated them got the boot however. our beautiful new smegma encrusted jannies might not like them.
i wonder how many jannies get the boot over how many just ghost their position
tomar just beat up a guy outside of 7-11
It's true, I Joshua Tomar used my Nunchucks and gave a man a severe concussion and multiple skeletal fractures
oh my god, I saw the pics he literally bashed his skull against the concrete multiple times with his bare massive gorilla hands holy shit
God I hate that homosexual ugly newgrounds reject Oney, the rabbids avatargayging c**t and all of his worthless unfunny friends. I hope they and their fans commit mass suicide.
cry harder
settle down linkara.
DONT TALK ABOUT ME YOU SON OF A b***h
who said that WHICH ONE OF YOU SAID THAT
BASED OLDgay
THIS A GAME GRUMPS BOARD
You're played out
erm excuse me, the term "old***" is very homophobic and I'd appreciate it if y'all did better instead of behaving like old-school newgrounds types thanks
>10 years
Wheres Stamper these days?
out of jail, living with Mama Stamper last I saw, staying off twitter (finally) and hopefully staying sober.
Thing is Stamper carried a lot of Sleeycabin, if he had just made his own LP channel and worked with Chris like Zach did, he'd probably be a millionaire like Chris, sad.
Stamper could have put anything on his youtube page regularly and brought in an audience, he just didn't.
he could make a comeback as an edgy male animator blogger. all he ahs to do is animated one frame for every 30 seconds of blog material and he could basically just tell stories about being a degenerate and animate a frame of himself acting out the degenerate stories. he would get 10 million views per video like odds1out or jaiden and never have to do speed again.
He's too stubborn for that. That much is made immediately obvious by his rants. Everyone bangs on about what he could be doing, but he's not going to do any of it unless he's explicitly personally interested in doing so. He's too idealistic and too scared of 'selling out'.
He should have made that cooking show with Mick.
I'm pretty sure Mick is one of the many bridges he burned
Stamper seems to genuinely resent the success he, and the other members of sleepy cabin got. I don't know what the turning point was for him, but it seems like a certain point he felt like it wasn't deserved because "we're not being real"
>Asides from editing, Sleepy Cabin was probably the easiest content they've ever made that was a huge hit. All they had to do was shoot the shit with their friends and tell stories
>Things go great for first season
>Second season Stamper is just gone
>Comes in like 2 episodes towards the second half of the season, and in one flat out asks what the others hope to accomplish with the podcast and seems baffled by it, saying things like "this isn't real. If that microphone was off we'd be having an entirely different conversation" as if the idea of entertaining is now foreign to him
I'd say I feel bad about Stamper getting the DUI, but honestly, he deserved it. There was an episode of the podcast where he bragged about not only getting away with driving while shitfaced, but speeding near 90mph on top of being drunk. You have to be a really messed up and selfish person to risk killing others and yourself because you don't want to call a cab or sleep in your car. Shame that his friends just laughed at the story when he told it instead of telling him that he can't be doing that shit
Oh yeah isn't one of these people a huge druggie? Don't see how this thread is video games but
>both parents are in law enforcement
>got really annoyed when the other members of Sleepycabin referred to the police as "cops"
>ends up like this
he was being sarcastic, dumbass
Holy shit I didn’t know stamper was that old
38 going on 60.
No sympathy for drunk drivers. You wanna smoke meth and ignore your friends help? Not what Id do, but its your life.
But frick putting other people in danger just because you've lost control.
Not the first time he does it too. He talked about drunk driving on sleepycast.
He posts schizo rants on youtube now instead of twitter.
Kino haircut
moved into an apartment or something in the town where his mom lives, hanging out with his dicksuckers in a new discord server he made.
Okay, Arin.
Where did it go so wrong?
His "Ego" wouldn't allow him to let anyone else get success the way he did, so he berates anyone that tries by being up on the highest of horses about anything that may be even an atom of offensive.
California disease.
Stop making threads on Ganker, Dingdong.
Getting people to talk bad about you wont justify procrastinating your work and b***hing on your livestream.
dd is literally too much of an emotional crybaby to browse or make these threads.
he browsed them for a fact years ago, but what about nowadays?
julian browsed. dd i think was only ever around for the tuba croc shit and maybe a little bit of early oneyplays. he probably hasn't browsed regularly in years. they both did an AMA on here years ago and dd said julian was the one who browsed more.
Isn't this guy a tuba sex furry or something?
You will never be a real game developer. You have no talent, you have no discipline, you have no originality. You are a homosexual man twisted by pot and furry porn into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Real game devs are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed devs to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even hack frauds with some slapped together “prototype” look uncanny and unnatural to a real dev. Your time spent procrastinating overanimating a few sprites is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get some freelancer to do some contract work for you he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected ear infection.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your patreon supporters will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your lets player alias, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a two bit youtuber is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is screaming over some video games.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>You have no talent
I walked Todd Howard up on stage who the frick are you?
Bob Dillan*
Wow anon, you sure gave him a reality check just like my favorite youtuber Darkcucklord69. Keep being based and redpilled!
mad
do not, talk about todd howard that way. do not. you c**t
i started making a platformer with level editor but lost interest when progress started to really slow down. might pick it back up again eventually. programming at work all day kinda sucks the motivation out of me to do projects at home.
Ding dong and Julian last YouTubers I loved before I grew up.....
>tfw 2016+25 years
Tomar is funny but only when he stops rampaging in the streets of SoCal. Don't mind this message Tomar we all love you and wish you the bes
a very small one
>Julian and DingDong keep insulting newgrounds creators and users
>They both have the same level of humor but can't deliver a game unlike the people they insult
I never got that
they are holier than thou hypocrites
>Julian and DingDong keep insulting newgrounds creators and users
Where?
To be fair, DD is like that everything. He gets incredibly worked up about trivial shit while repeatedly asserting that others shouldn't take things like YT comments seriously.
He probably genuinely has neurosis
the often strawmans his own youtube comments directed toward himself in the moment of recording
It's weird that he makes fun of people wondering if him and Julian were in a relationship when he was the one who said on stream that they were dating back in like October 2016
Why is that weird? He's making fun of people wondering that because it's blatantly obvious and has been stated many times.
do you think they regret leaving? they got paid to play video games, now they dont get paid to develop them
I'm glad technoblade died of cancer, never heard of him before that. I hope more e-celeb dies like that. Roll dubs for the next e-celeb you hope to go.
You
So many zoomers on Ganker nowadays.
You have to go back.
You
You
You
You
You
You
Rolling for Dream
Minecraft youtubers are a cancer.
You
You
You, tomar.
Me
Any actually good Oneyplays playthroughs since DD and Julian left? I stopped watching after they left. Only recent series I watched was the NakeyJakey episodes and they were boring
the ones with corey
the wind waker playthrough is super cozy to me
ones with chris, cory, and zach are worth watching. if you like sleepycast you'd like those. every other one sucks. also if you haven't watched the oneystays episodes where dd/j came back on for a bit those are very good as well.
cory means an immediately dogshit episode
is the fricking finale to Yiik ever going to come out? it's been over a year now.
It'll be out when it's out.
don't you talk about me you son of a b***h.
great work ethic
it's done. i'm 98% sure that one of (or possibly both) the developers showed up for the thing, likely to promote the i.v. update. speaking of which, the finale will come out in tandem with the release of i.v. in order to promote it. win-win for both sides.
Yiik Devs have already said they were in contact with oneyplays in a Yiik Q&A
they had Alex's voice actor on. It was that Kirbopher guy.
He had something planned for it as he was in contact with Alex Yiiks voice actor, I'm guessing it required work so got put on the back burner and then was completely forgotten about.
That's not kirbopher, is it? He used to be such a scrawny twink
that's Chris.
> it's been over a year now.
Not yet, but almost. It will have officially been a year when October hits.
worms and lfd2 playthroughs are great background noise
some of the newer ones with cory are pretty good. every new video without him or ding dong is reddit.
anything with zach
lyle = auto skip
Yes, unfortunately.
to be fair they keep out certain jokes and filter themselves for the ladies
so, we getting Trigger Treat before Halloween this year?
Thoughts on House of Beck?
>*rants on twitch stream to 100 viewers for 10+ hours*
Is he unironically a schizo? Seriously
>suffers from ptsd because of mean youtube/Ganker comments
lol
lmao
Any archives?
>Give up on MGS3 after 58 minutes
>Do a full LP of one of the worst Sonic games complete with Corey spazzing out every 2 minutes
Yeah I think I'm over OneyPlays at this point. If they don't give a shit, why should I?
i'd rather them play games they want to over games they have to force themselves to play.
Yeah but they clearly don't want to play Heroes. It's a one man show with Corey talking to himself and Zach/Chris barely tolerating him.
Maybe Kojima's self masturbatory puppet shows aren't very entertaining when you have to talk over them?
Oneyplays fans hate Metal Gear games?
oneyplays fans hate playing games in general
that's why they watch e-celebs play them instead
Chris unironically focuses on a game more if it's only Lyle or Tomar around. If one his actual close friends like Corey or Zach is around he doesn't focus on shit and can't stop acting like a mongoloid. When it was just Ding dong and Julien ding dong at least reigned Chris in and they TRIED to play video games even if Chris couldn't find any comedy in it.
Ive never had a problem with their gameplay. They rarely have a "Just do THIS" moment. Its not mlg gaming but its fine.
Cory and Zach episodes are the best ones. Even better than Dd&J
I don't like lets plays shit, but Chris and Zach's ramblings can be alright from time to time.
But holy shit, seeing those two somehow look normal with Corey's insane power level is fun as frick.
dindong and julian are immuno compromised so they're always sick
they're gays so them having HIV is a given.
i would be genuinely surprised if either had any sort of sexual experience before each other.
Still the best Oneyplays video, wasn't even a series
I dont get the hate for corey? I love him and his unironic love of all things sonic, ska, and other degenerate things make him into a sort of moron who is honestly dim but still funny.
He's an butthole
Dude's a prick
no
how do i start my own project and how do i start in an entry level position so i can start networking and saving up money
Yes and LGBT "couples" don't last
homosexuals are doomed and the marriage shit was a waste of time as hardly any couple is going to actually use it
How many years have you been saying that they won't last?
I keep putting it off. I know that as soon as I actually finish some games I am going to have to confront the reality that my games will not be good enough to earn a living and I will have to get a job. Never finish a game = never get a job. That's NEETonomics 101.
I drop 2 phone games in the toilet every morning.
>Play Elden Ring for three episodes
>Drop it for three months
>After the hiatus, released only one episode before putting it back on hiatus
What was even the fricking point
He knows ER sucks dick compared to past souls games, but he doesn't want to admit it because everyone is still dicksucking the game.
dark souls 2 is still the absolute worst game in the series but elden ring is undeniably the second worst souls game. i don't want to touch it ever again.
views
>manager forces them to play a current and trendy game
>they agree but only play for an hour or two
>it's was a chris/tomar/lyle series
There was never any point to it. No point in watching it either
dingdong on stream said he has never had more than $500 in his bank account and i can't tell if he was joking
OneyPlays is better when whoever's sitting on the couch can check the others on their bullshit instead of yes-man'ing everything.
Not really.
I made a 100+ hour game in RPGMaker, but that doesn't count.
It counts if you made the artwork and music yourself, virgin.
I hope shadman gets better
having been in prison its really easy to get materials for a tattoo gun from cd players and sewing needles
i am 100% certain someone will see his art and teach him
someone has raven from teen titan with her cheeks spread on them right now
>someone has raven from teen titan with her cheeks spread on them right now
what felony do i have to commit in order to get this tattoo
I hope he kills himself for being a nonce
>it's a "zach forces everyone to do an unironic improve exercise for 5 minutes" episode
I think they're legit just running out of juice, they're doing the same fricking levels for the fourth time now. There's nothing to bounce off of
>zach tries to get cory to improv
>there is no escape, I WILL rape you
>cory fricks it up in the most hilarious way and saves the bit
There's unironically nothing funnier than Zach trying really hard to do some careful drawn out bit and Cory being too moronic to even follow his instructions and everyone involved gets pissed off and exasperated
>"okay cory you're an old man"
>"I can't do an old man voice"
>back and forths this for like a minute
kek
I do like when cory and adam enter a moron feedback loop though
CAN’T FRICK WHAT YOU CAN’T SEE!
"Dad, jokes aren't funny."
"And then he fricks you."
>it's a "jerma troony thinks his opinion is worth anything" episode
>Let's write a story one word at a time.
It's Zach at his worst, I don't know why does that shit.
The lost episode
>DD, Julian and Zach
This is like something out of an alternate timeline
Watched 15 minutes of this and had to turn it off, DingDong and Zach just don't work well together. DingDong has to much of a stick up his arse to roll with Zachs jokes.
I thought it was a bit when ding dong and julian started arguing at the hour mark, but then I realized it was actually real
This must be what they're like all the time, absolutely toxic
This show would be nowhere without the staggering intellect granted to Tomar by his ashkenazi DNA
Did you know that there's nazi in that? That's cool.
Cory is so fricking insane that it goes beyond stupid
What really makes it funny is that it's not even non-sequitur. Cory has a very clear logic to everything he says and does, it's just that his brain has been tainted by that Missouri water so it's like a funhouse mirror version of rational, normal human logic.
is he doing a double act? or am i just really good at pretending to be moronic?
>or am i just really good at pretending to be moronic?
Cory stop shitposting on Ganker, you probably have better things to do.
Anon it's not nice to lie on the internet
Cory ran fricking circles around Adam, Adam's brain is a shriveled raisin but Cory's brain is swimming in lead tainted water and diet coke
which episode did cory say this again?
Pretty sure it was in Civ.
, near the end
That and the following Potato Famine joke are easily some of the best moments in a playthrough packed with good bits.
The House of Beck part of Sonic Heroes had me in stitches
House of Beck was good, but Zach and Chris throwing Cory's rant completely off the rails with Sonic roleplay was pure kino.
Cory can be funny, but he really needs to cut out the whole "Everyone stop talking RIGHT NOW, Im going to rant about something very trivial"
It is pretty funny when they start interrupting him and making fun of him though.
HEY CORY, SONIC HERE
that's really funny because they don't let him do it all the time. I think the ranting is most funny when he has someone reining him in but the occasional spurg is funny
Tomars career would go nowhere without the staggering anime knowledge and connections granted to Tomar by his ashkenazi DNA.
why do the same 3 israelites do all voice acting roles?
>Guess a number (0-3):
>1
>Correct! The number was 1
Holy shit I didn’t know stamper was that old
Cory's a great artist I've nutted to his work and I don't even like Sonic.
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/879489
you're right dude, this shit is fire frfr
actually unironically hot
that tao crop alone is more fappable than that entire artist's catalog
You know you are wrong when you have to take a post from 2012 to pretend he's shit
>pretend
lol
waiting for you to prove it's shit without posting a photo from a decade ago, if you don't have anything beyond this point i'll see ya
different anon but this ain't bad
https://twitter.com/Spazkidin3d/status/1529280066873659392
shit got the posts mixed up
Ding Dong is Spoony 2
Think I've looped around to not liking Ding Dong again. The way he leaps at the opportunity to jump down the throat of anyone who slightly annoys him is really grating. He's just getting pissed off over literally nothing half of the time.
>DUUH STOP TELLING ME MY MIC IS GLITCHING. I'M GOING TO HAVE A MELTDOWN!
dd was always a b***h.
I imagine him spending time trying to avoid things he criticized in other games attempting to stay consistent with his opinions and not seem a hypocrite. Getting paralyzed and not working at all.
And most likely, only his fans are going to play and care about the stupid thing, if it comes out at all.
Some less popular developers have public demos out in less time than the whole time DD and J have "worked" on their games.
>says controversial and passive aggressive things against others, so that when people retaliate he can play the victim and have and excuse to not work.
what a c**t
No, but at least I finished YIIK.
Throughout the years I've learned that DingDong only likes one piece of media ever made and it's Little Shop of Horrors. I mean, I like it too, it's good, but I can't imagine such a sad existence. He doesn't like ANYTHING.
He belongs here on Ganker when I put it like that, huh.
I don't think that's true.
he wants to get vored by audrey II.
frick you on about?
>what is jet set radio
>what is pokemon snap
>what is super magnetic neo
>what is gitaroo man
man mainly likes his wacky and poppy aesthetic. so do I.
He was also usually the reason for the more weirder games they'd play, like Mad Panic Coaster.
exactly. it vibes well with chadanons into niche games that are "out-there". made me fricking happy to see half of them I played when I was young get featured, even on his streams like Fur Fighters. even happier to see the shit I missed out on as a kid
I saw that he likes Smash 64 Remix
that makes him based
Hey, do you guys know Robert Benfer (Knox from Newgrounds) streams on Twitch every day to an audience of ten people?
He could probably get more views if he advertised it more.
Or did a group thing like Oney did.
I was delving into it a little, and it looks like most of his old fanbase hates him now, because there was a whole episode with DVDs that didn't get sent out, and they believe he's a scam artist, and he seems to have divorced himself from all of that now. I think he had an alcohol problem too. I'm kind of morbidly fascinated, I have to admit.
>eceleb thread
Back in 2009 I had fallen for the video game elective meme. I was in a university group that made a game we called NU/TS, a shitty acronym for Nuclear Ultimatum and Total Saturation. Basically it was just a Tetris mod, but with various nukes instead of blocks and the bottom of the game screen was a poorly detailed city backdrop that gradually got destroyed the more you arranged your falling nukes to chain explosions. Most of the class actually failed to pass because the teacher hated that 90% of us made violent games. I got my money back because that stipulation was never on the day one orientation.
I stole, fiddled with and returned an old calculator watch via one of my friends at the time. I made it make an annoying alarm sound any time he tried to use any sort of hexspeak. Does that count?
Kind of. Me and my HS classmates made one for a STEM competition, but I was just the play-tester
I didn't even do it properly. The final level was supposed to have two bosses but the second one never appeared. Only later did I realise it was because the bosses health var was a global
Aside from that only some prototypes
>two gay guys
>both suffering from potentially terminal ass bleeding
i mean, if it was me i wouldn't broadcast it
theyre bleeding from all their holes maybe even skin pores. because dingdong is into scat and julian is a greasy dirty mexican
>dingdong is into scat
this is real
He's not into scat. He wants to be swallowed and turned into shit.
>He wants to be swallowed and turned into shit.
this is real
I hope someone animates the Tomar Yeti transformation. Haha.
I hope someone animates House of Beck. Haha.
Zach seems kinda unfunny recently
I don't blame him. He probably spent all his best material on Smiling Friends and is running dry.
>300 posts of brainrotten zoomies gossipping like women about the favorite famous surrogate “friends” they pay to watch play video games
and i thought this was going to be the game dev thread
Anon, little advice from here on. If you see this OP pic again (and trust me you WILL see it again, quite constantly in fact), just ignore it and move it. It's never a gamedev thread.
Black person no you didn't and your faux outrage over it is homosexualy.
Make like Ding Dong's fantasies and die in a pool of acid
ruined generation in shambles
i still watch TBG, frick you nerdchan i regret nothing but posting here lmfaoooo.f uck yooouuuuu!!! n00bz!!
PLAYI T LOUD!!!!!!! FAAAGGSSSSS
im gonna say it. Chris is only ever as good as those around him. He's like tofu. It's great to see him rise up to meet the output of others but when it's him and lyle +someone not good he's easily the weakest person on his own show. I wouldn't say he gets carried by DD/Julian or even Zach, he just matches their energy and provides accordingly. When he's hanging out with lyle and other person it's just weak shit. Tomar thank god is there a lot of the time because if an A lister like Corey, Jeff, Dave, or gay bois aren't around he's as fricking milquetoast as anyone else. He'd do great in a writing room with other funny people but with all daddys money he never has to really try at anything. He should just go record with DD/Julien once a year for like a month paying them handsomely and then spend another month with Zach and Tomar. Edit the shit so there's like an episode a week and then focus on anything else.
Julian isn't funny and anything good DD says is drowned out by his whining
Tomar and Lyle together is bad as well but still.
I agree on this hardcore. he bounces off other's energy in the room, which makes him funnier in some episodes over others. there's not much consistency between recording sessions, which is both good and meh but its natural human shit. I myself feel more fun and funnier when I'm around certain friends than others anyway, so I get it.
Fricking thank you. Chris is absolutely fantastic at matching good energy, meaning that when his hosts are good, he makes it even better and we get good shit. But with weak hosts he just kind of limps back on the same few types of jokes and it gets old.
>*gets vored by a tuba*
least that produces more interesting art than the state of ohio
julian+ding dong streams are comfy as frick as long as it's not ding dong going on a depressed rant for 12 hours. sucks that julian doesn't play music on his streams anymore though because of twitch copyright shit.
>go to ding dong stream
>oh he hasn't started playing yet, still on title screen
>oh crap look at the time i gotta go to work
>get home 8 hours later
>sleep 6 hours
>wake up
>ding dong is still on the f title screen 14 fricking hours later
>he's b***hing about how people try and scam him into giving out zachs personal info now that he has an adult swim show and just aren't genuine
felt like a fever dream
Has he spoken about Smiling Friends? I almost asked him what he thought, but I had an inkling it would trigger some kind of meltdown.
>I had an inkling it would trigger some kind of meltdown
As if that wouldn't spur you to immediately ask.
No, I actually don't want to hear him lose his mind for five hours over nothing again. It's not really fun past a certain point.
i'd be surprised if he watched it honestly.
I doubt even Chris watches it, considering how him and zach were trying to do hell benders a decade ago.
Chris was the voice of Smormu you gay moronic homosexual
You think Tom kenny watches rick and morty just because he was in it?
No but Chris knows several people involved with Smiling Friends and has done much more work than just voicing someone, he's also done some 3D and music I believe
I feel like that's Zach trying to toss him a bone, similar to how Chris gets Zach on and Zach probably gets a little money from being on the channel. At least this shit gets them money instead of making flash cartoons on newgrounds minus the soul
>Chris is the same level as Tom Kenny
working on a show doesn't mean you've watched it.
Chris was also in some meat canyon videos. I doubt he watches that putrid shit too, but then again I'm probably underestimating him.
He absolutely watches that shit and probably laughs too. He hasn't "evolved" his sense of humor and I'm glad for that.
Chris said he thought SF was rad in that one episode of worms. Granted it was during that silent text chat bit at the start.
i can't believe they put a worm in episode 2.
He would have had to watch it, he made the theme and the 3D monster animation in ep 1
Why do you homosexuals have some weird idea that close friends can't be happy for each other's success? Ding Dong and Zach are not trying to be animators and Chris has repeatedly expressed how much he liked Smiling Friends.
Are Chris and Mick still friends?
Where is Shadman these days?
got hopped up on pills, attacked some dude and got arrested. he's out unfortunately
What a shame.
Yeah
So is anyone archiving his streams or are they all lost to time, iirc one of his most recent streams was him ranting about how everyone in the buisness was a snake to some degree or another and how some youtubers who he thought were friends tricked him into handing money out of sympathy while secretly sending the same messages of help to other creators, or how since leaving CA nobody interacts with them anymore because they are no longer in the lime light and aren't seen as a possible connection for self advancment. I ended up missing alot of the rant and want the full context.
good. they had it coming.
they're gays they deserve it
No one ever is archiving them apparently. I’ve yet to see a shred of proof of any these supposed rant streams.
I've seen a small bit of one clip, but yeah all in all I'm not fully convinced. it's a surreal thing to assume his ranting is so unentertaining that no one either bothers uploading it or recording it
I’d be pissed of too if my mexican goblin moron gay lover had my life ruined
>or how since leaving CA nobody interacts with them anymore because they are no longer in the lime light and aren't seen as a possible connection for self advancment.
I bet he was talking about SuperMega there, also
>CA
do you mean OneyPlays? CA is the Nostalgia Critic
CA = California
America is fricking gigantic. Imagine you were spanish and your co-host moved to Finland, and then tried to cooperate on some project, this is basicaly what they did
>CA = California
oops yeah you're right, that's my fault for watching too much Douge
>that's my fault for watching too much Douge
Hi Cory
>or how since leaving CA nobody interacts with them anymore because they are no longer in the lime light and aren't seen as a possible connection for self advancment.
it's really fricking funny if he said that. We used to be friends when he started appearing on oneyplays and now he's too good to ever interact with me. Dunno wtf happened to this guy
DingDong is an obsessed homosexual that 2-3 years ago kept begging everyone who archived his streams to take them down and claimed he was doing it because he was going to archive the streams himself, which was a lie.
Proof?
I guess I can't prove it since many of the archived streams on youtube were taken down or privated a couple years ago, and you'll either have to take my word for it or assume I'm a lying homosexual. But there were way more of his twitch rants on youtube beforehand.
I have never seen one clip of him ranting actually, this makes it feel like it's DD shilling his streams with drama in here so we can spend 10 hours watching his streams to see his rants.
>I have never seen one clip of him ranting actually
It's not hard to find him doing it, be it live or in the few remaining archived streams. Though I guess it's the more intimate rants he wants to keep hidden like him talking about their California landlord not caring they almost got hurt because of a falling ceiling fan, the neighbor that watched them have gay sex, or the several rants DD made about his dad giving him a hard time whenever they went out to restaurants even when Julian was around.
His stream archive channel that only had about 6 streams uploaded before being abandoned is a good indicator 8nn2v
>Have you ever made a video game before?
yes
Lyle won. He's the most handsome and funniest AND coolest AND most badass oneyplays host.
He screams insecure to me.
Remember in the Spider-man 2 play through were he went on two really weird rants. One being how he's attracted to his neighbour and "shouldnt be allowed to know where she livers" and the other on how he hates the idea of men hugging.
Like, I get it dude. You're a "badass". Sure.
Im 100% convinced that he asked Oney to include his "badass tattoo" on his little character.
Is that that one mexican guy who jeff loves to watch? What's his name again? ive seem to forgot...
whatever, lyle
It's really jarring that there's a legit schizo on /LULZ/ who does nothing but spam pictures of lyle
It doesn't surprise me. If anyone was going to have a psycho stalker it would be Lyle.
It'd be more surprising if there weren't schizos on /LULZ/.
Why didn't they play Kingdom Hearts 3 last year?
I will never not seethe they motherfricking made 100 episodes of that shitty numale RPG game instead of playing KH3 when the lads were together again.
And they'll never upload the finale because Kirbopher doesn't get views.
Isn't kirbopher the guy that made that autistic super Mario RPG song
Not to be mean to you anon but you scream either zoomer or extremely old boomer
if you mean he made an autistic version of the classic SMRPG song then yes. but don't talk shit about the original rawest forest (which he didn't make)
they said that game just sucks and is really boring to watch, so they did YIIK instead
Chris has sounded like a strung out Stu Pickles making pudding for Angelica for about 4 years now. What happened to him to have that depressed, dead inside voice?
He saw what happened to Arin and vaguely wanted to not become like that but did anyway, albeit without being completely pussywhipped by an ugly wife, at least he has that going for him.
No. Instead he has to deal with an "open relationship" and now has a thing for cuck humor.
he lives in california
His fans are gonna catch on to how self-destructive he is at some point. He's in that headspace where he doesn't WANT to get better.
I feel like there's something wrong with this dude.
Feels like every other week he's making a big post about how he's "setting the record straight" and how he's being mistreated by everyone. At a certain point it gets suspicious.
As for the game? I dont see how they can have worked on it this long and still have zero levels to show off.
Dont get me wrong, the quality of the sprites and the combat looks fun. But damn, every time he streams dev work he's just tweaking or fine tuning the moveset. Its been years, at a certain point you gotta, you know, make the rest of the game.
>I feel like there's something wrong with this dude.
yeah hes a gay and hes into vore and scat and is also a furry
Not referring to his sexual interests, really do not care. Dont see how that affects his bizarre approach to game development.
>Dont see how that affects his bizarre approach to game development.
it does affect it because hes immuno compromised and gets sick from a single sniff therefore comes another delay and another delay.
They need to secure some funding and hire some help if they want this game finished before they croak to all these health problems they're both amassing. They clearly just don't have what it takes to get it done with just the two of them.
no. where can i start?
Itt talking about boys instead of making videogames.
Still making it :>
I made a shitty RPG maker game back in elementary school based on Deltron3030 because my big bro loved that album and I wanted to be like him. I got suspended for 3 days at 8 years old over an offhand" "I'll raid your grave" line
t. Sakurai
>be relatively handsome white man
>have a tuba vore reptile furry fetish
>be unironically sexually attracted to your obese mexican ogre of a boyfriend
>get PTSD from the most basic of troll comments
>get pathologically offended by every little thing
>be annoyed 24/7
>stay paranoid for the rest of your life
what's wrong with him
Prolly got bullied and jerk offd to weird porn
>this chad is fricking julian instead of spreading his genes
I guess it’s better this way…
he was unironically molested as a child, he has implied this an uncomfortable number of times
>stamper gets dicked as a kid
>goes insane
>dingdong gets dicked as a kid
>goes insane
Very peculiar.
can’t wait to play gigamaidens, josh
jews are disproportionately mentally ill
Can you imagine having to visit your friend once a week and watch him ply videogames, and having to have a normal conversation with him? And then thousands of fans tell you you are funny and they wanna see more of you? And then getting paid thousands of dolalrs?
You will never understand this pain
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I FEEL LIKE A PRODUCT
I'M LIKE A DISNEY STAR MAN
such a fricking dumb reason to bail on your ez-mode main money maker. he was 'sad they were going to make talking plushes' and felt like that was a step too far.
>Ganker shits on e-celebs all day for taking the easy way out
>this one guy stands up for his convictions, doesn't want to be a product
>Ganker shits on him
incredible. who could've guessed.
It's more so that the two of them are fricking moronic together
>Have a literal dream gig of just playing video games with friends and getting paid for it
>On top of this, hundreds of thousands, if not millions of people find you funny and enjoy listening to you hang with your buddies
>Hate the fame because people liking you is bad?
>So self loathing that the idea of people wanting to buy plushies of them makes them feel like an icon and drives them to leave this easy gig
>But they also don't earn money on their own hard work now either, they still rely on fans from before, promising that they'll make a game that there's very little progress on, and stream while whining about life nonstop
It would be respectable if they stepped away and actually did something. Instead they just whined about fame, and now are scraping by on twitch/patreon which would not have any support if it wasn't for the fame they already had
>pic
This dude got the standard Mexican mom experience and thinks he went through hell kek
>chad had has finished Cuphead AND the dlc before Bo Bippy and Nightmare Corps even got a demo
JUST
>"Mama-mama-mama, come outside, come outside, that worm got blown to HEEELL, comeoncomeoncomeon!"
>My mama always said a centipede would set me straight
I just worked on my game for an hour can I play video games now?
Now you only have one hour until a 15 minute break or lunch.
That autistic rant Corey had about the Xbox D-pad was fricking hilarious. I tried to play fighting games on it at one point and frick.
>pic unrelated
Im currently working on the shitty new Saints Row game as a blender artist, feels good
Went to a part with one of the lead girls on the PR team and she jerked me off until i nutted
fricking nice bro!
make a "shoe on head" hat so we know it's real
>Havnt watched a single oneyplay episode since its just been the same shit over and over again for the past couple months
Im gonna be real with you, Cory's autisic ranting is cool and all, but im so tired of hearing about sonic and boomer tier "Kids today are moronic" talks
Corey wears thin quickly.
He also seems to bring out the worst of Chris' whiny contrarian shit.
He's gone. You can start watching again.
>ai dungeon shit
No thanks
the guy who draws the 'best of x' thumbnails is a huge homosexual and his girlfriend is a c**t who can't draw
I agree. I wonder when they'll have another thumbnail artist position open. Their standards clearly arent that high if they let him work for them, I could unironically do much better.
most of them are alright just him and his sponge gf, never was a fan of the white characters in the thumbnails tbh
he should do them more often, especially if he does anymore streams
I want Chris to draw the thumbnails, even if they are lazy they are funny
Which artist and thumbnails?
Legitimately who the frick are these people and why do they constantly get threads that reach the bump limit? Just looked them up right now and it looks like they don't even get that many views. Why are these people so beloved and why are they allowed to break the rules?
Ganker is full of homosexual vore scat fetishists they want ding dong to eat them and then shit them out
what happened to that halloweeny arcade shooter that was supposed to come out like 3 years ago?
Trigger Treat?
I was wondering the same thing. Looked really fun, and the title is clever. Not sure.
If using a ripped version of RPG maker at the age of 12 and sharing it with my friends counts as making a videogame, then yes. I did make custom character art.
me and my buddies made a side scrolling beat em up training room with a hero and enemy in gamemaker with roughly the same number of mechanics as bippy's pre-alpha build
it was three of us and took roughly a month of work in between all of our real jobs. the fact that bippy is in the state its in after 5+ years in fricking insane and should not be tolerated by backers
The amount of people obsessed with Ding Dong and always trying to get other people to hate him is insane.
it’s one person with an autistic obession with him
Yes. All the time. I'm a teach and have taught kids to use clickteam fusion for a while now. Have made and helped make lots of shitty games
they’re gonna finish sonic heroes, r-right?
Why do these threads always hit the bump limit
everybody loves dumb internet drama
what
said but also there's a lot more zoomers here than what you might think
>zoomers
Chris/Zach/Corey etc. etc, are old newgrounds animators.
Their fans are mostly millennials who went to newgrounds back in the 2000s.
mate I've seen so many 12 year olds talking about oneyplays they have to be the majority
No and I never will
>ding dong playing sonic robo blast on TBG
>"WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS SHIT, THIS LOOKS AND CONTROLS LIKE ASS, I WANT TO STOP PLAYING THIS!"
>ding dong playing sonic robo blast on oneyplays
>"I love this game, I haven't played it in like 20 years, this game is so cool!"
Is this proof that the oneyplays crew are paid by developers to play their games?
No, because SRB2 is a non-profit mod.
Do you also think NPO's don't have to pay to put ads on tv?
DD is a preemptive whiner. He pulled the same stuff for the CTR remake.
Is Chris actually moronic?
Kinda. It's more funny that depending on his cohost he goes from the moron to the literal genuis of the group. Him sitting with Cory and Adam made Chris look like he had a PhD in commonsense. It's even funnier than Adam made Cory look less dumb in comparison, and Cory, of all people, ripped into him about his intelligence which was hilarious
>Chris and Cory start taunting Adam for frying his brain with drugs.
I was just wondering because he seemed to be unaware that you're supposed to pay money to enter a convention.
Nightmare Cops looks like pure kino
They need to make a Castle Crashers 2 already
This channel always has the fricking ugliest fans and im not sure why.