The Zelda games have always been for 10 year olds. All Nintendo games are, that's their main fricking audience. Why do people keep acting surprised when they find that out?
>because I grew up and I want nintendo to grow with me
this is how I feel about the ZELDA franchise in specific
most other Nintendo properties I'm okay with
not only does Zelda refuse to grow up, it's fricking regressing
all because Nintendo is worried people won't/can't finish the game and see the end of the story (leading to whiny normalgay consumers feeling gypped then NOT buying Zelda again)
their answer is zero difficulty and open world
The crystal appears to be getting smaller and more cramped as time goes on.
The next one is going to be in BDSM territory, a couple more and it's some bone crushing Ryona, followed closely by The Legend of Zelda: The Blood Crystal of Hylia.
>preorder >doesn’t come out until September >preordering in general
Nah. I’ll grab it on release though. I usually don’t give a shit about amiibo but I got the LA Link one so I hope they do a Zelda one. Ganon would be cool too
I don't see preorders for it anywhere.
https://store-jp.nintendo.com/list/software/70010000084617.html
https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B0D7HMCW2X/
This is a modern Nintendo video game releasing in 2024. Literally looks like a DS game.
really?
I wonder what his eggs smell like haha
wouldnt it be funny if mario smelled his eggs in the next game lmao
>preordering a spin off based around prop platforming
You people are mentally ill.
imagine the smell
Why Four Swords Zelda.
Only one of these actually looks like a game someone over 10 would want to play, why did this happen to Zelda?
The Zelda games have always been for 10 year olds. All Nintendo games are, that's their main fricking audience. Why do people keep acting surprised when they find that out?
because I grew up and I want nintendo to grow with me? hello?
>because I grew up and I want nintendo to grow with me
this is how I feel about the ZELDA franchise in specific
most other Nintendo properties I'm okay with
not only does Zelda refuse to grow up, it's fricking regressing
all because Nintendo is worried people won't/can't finish the game and see the end of the story (leading to whiny normalgay consumers feeling gypped then NOT buying Zelda again)
their answer is zero difficulty and open world
>Graphics determine if a game is for mature adults like myself
Nothing can save vidya anymore
Except another crash
The crystal appears to be getting smaller and more cramped as time goes on.
The next one is going to be in BDSM territory, a couple more and it's some bone crushing Ryona, followed closely by The Legend of Zelda: The Blood Crystal of Hylia.
What would they talk about? Trapped in the crystal. For weeks or months. With no one but each other.
Their respective tax policies.
Yo Link get me out of this whack-ass crystal prison!
>preorder
>doesn’t come out until September
>preordering in general
Nah. I’ll grab it on release though. I usually don’t give a shit about amiibo but I got the LA Link one so I hope they do a Zelda one. Ganon would be cool too
Imagine the selfcest
Ayo Link get me outta this wack-ass crystal prison
only trannies pre-order games
>Smellda farted in there
if i was in there i would have turned the crystal green with my flatulence
No, but it looks cool. Nintendo makes fun games so this will be a fun game.
No. Skipping this one as I hated the Link's Awakening remake and this game is just using the same assets. That and no lewd, no purchase.
By saying that isn't she acknowledging that a smell exists in the first place, thus admiting that she dealt it?
how can one image be so based? who drew this?
https://x.com/otya_kan/status/1804703826613879111
I dont want to play as zelda. So no.