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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    He decreased my strength and dexterity.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      this

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >stacks powers while you nap

    nothing personel

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    He dealt 20 damage 🙁

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    How to beat the heart as the silent? Cant use a shiv deck when the bullshit heartbeat ability damages you for every shiv you use

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        …ahh…company…

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          I hate that snail boss

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          >not beating time eater with a shiv deck
          ngmi

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Poison stack and Dex memes

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >nightmare catalyst+
      >GG

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        You still need to last 4 or 5 turns due to the damage limit

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't block shield and spear with your face as if you were playing ironclad

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      draft every poison card you see, silent is ez mode

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >a0 detected

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Problem is after several unlocks I don't see many poison cards anymore. Maybe I'm just unlucky

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Don't listen to him, you can build a deadly silent deck with 0 poison.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      You absolutely can use a shiv deck. Use your brain, get powerful powers and block like after image. Ever since the shiv buffs I honestly think its the stronger build.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Double After Image, Wraith Form + After Image, shitload of dex, Ornamental Fan, Tungsten Road + Wraith Form, other armor scaling like Tough Bandages with big discard synergy, scale your shivs enough that you kill the heart before it kills you, caltrops + heavy defense, big poison burst.

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    CACA!

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    He poisoned my water supply, burned my crops and delivered a plague unto my house

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      He did?

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    He took my pants.

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick was his problem?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can't One Punch anyone anymore

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bought this because i was a huge hearthstone/dungeon run fan
    >keep getting fricked
    how do i get good?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Easiest way to understand synergies and the extent of your resources is to watch high level players. Baalorlord puts up the whole heckin wholesome act which is very off-putting at first, but he always justifies his reasoning at a good pace, as opposed to the other clowns who take 5 minutes to mutter a simple thought like the illiterate zoomers they are.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Always thing short term.
      I don't know if it's universal or just me, but games taught me to always invest in the future, take options that don't make you stronger immediately but promise higher returns later on. That shit doesn't work here, you need to think about your next fight and only look ahead if you have that solved. This often means taking cards that look worse on paper.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't be afraid to trade health for buffs
      >Aim for the route with the most ? And elite
      >Get either dead or OP
      >???
      >VICTORY!

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      learn how to fight elites, prep for the current boss, purge basic starting cards, don't hoard potions, learn what scales well vs what doesnt, and just keep playing.

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    My friend Laggy is a fine creature. Do not place your blame on him.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      You and your friend can eat corpse explosion you b***h

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    it didn't have to be like this

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      frick these homosexuals so much they always ruin my runs

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you can't take them, you wouldn't make it past act 2 anyway.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        they're just slavers but with less hp and do less damage
        it's just the game telling you to deal more damage so you can frontload targets quickly

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand the appeal of the red mask. I mean I'll take it as a free reward with a chance of 222 gold later, but I'd rather fight another elite than those guys.
      1 turn of weak, is there even anything that hits for 40 on turn 1? That would make it on par with the boat anchor, a common relic. I guess the AOE artifact strip is nice, but again, nothing extraordinary. I can't see myself paying more than 50 gold for it, and that's when I know I don't need anything from the upcoming store.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's not just a red mask, it's gold + potion chance + card reward
        giving up a fight is giving up a potential win condition, your deck should be being built to beat a fight like that anyway

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >trying to winstreak A15 Heart on ironclad
    >Won 4 runs in like 15 tries
    Not gonna make it....

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would he taste smoky and peaty?

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK ASCENSION 17 I KEEP DYING TO THE FRICKING GOBLINS ON FLOOR 1

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      just find aoe bro

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >forgotten altar

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    was wondering what to play tonight,lets go

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      kys

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pick black star first boss
    >instantly die on the first elite on act 2
    Frick this shit bait relic, i fall for the greed every single time

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Half of the boss relics feel like a consolation prize to be h.
      >tfw you get 3 common relics as your boss reward

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        bork is godlike

  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's your favourite card Ganker? For me it's pic related

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pic related, along with Creative AI and any other card that enables you to go full moron in one way or another.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Corruption is based as frick, good taste

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hi, you are nothing without me.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, I prefer the superior option.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            >gives you garbage like clothesline and perfected strike

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              >it doesn't give him more skills
              Lmao fricking lucklet.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Even without a completely broken synergy it's still "turn 3 energy into 30 over the next few turns"

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably whirlwind. It carried my first heart run a long long time ago.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      It looks so bad on its own but I had it win more than 1 run with something like
      >omniscience omniscience
      >wreath
      >worship
      >ragnarok

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I really like alchemize, its a card that just generates 50 gold value every time it is played without conditions

  19. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't fricking git gud enough to beat the final boss.
    If I don't get shredded during the beyond, then it's the mini boss, I've only ever reached the final boss once and died like a b***h.
    Any advice?

  20. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    So poison stacking really is broken. I thought I had gotten carried when I got my first clear with The Silent.
    Finally cleared again with the Defect and I feel like I've gotten better.
    So without spoiling, how do I get whatever is the True Ending? Do I need to clear multiple ascensions with all characters?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      beat the game once with the first 3 characters (ironclad, silent, defect) then on a run can unlock the 3 keys pieces that allow you to get true ending.

  21. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is either gonna be a completely broken run or an absolute trainwreck. Taking bets.

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