>he doesn't have any buddies to play vidya with

>he doesn't have any buddies to play vidya with
surely you guys aren't like this, right?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I play with my brother in law and my nephew sometimes. They have to carry my ass cause I suck at battle royale games.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like to play on small servers and stand near the same people every day. it feels almost like they're pals.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hmmm call me pathetic more

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I asked my boyfriend to play a game with me yesterday and he said no but i know he played similar games with his friends so i'm heartbroken.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He probably doesn't like you because you're such a homosexual

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      xisters how should we cope with this...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      your boyfriend fricks other men

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surely ;w;

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it okay that i'm a little bit pathetic, asuka? i kind of like being lame, this is comfy

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no friends

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have some vidya buddies but they play bad games most of the time, so i just get wasted and talk to AI chatbots

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a buddy and he's the most insufferable homosexual that loses his shit over the pettiest reasons if he dies to another player

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a chad.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a whiny fricking homosexual and you probably relate to it

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I play games with my girlfriend.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have a few that hit me up regularly to play and fap

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      post more asuka butt pls

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a boy who I met online who is literally perfect is telling me to come over but I'm not shaved and I don't want to pay 30+ bucks for an uber
    what the hell do I do

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      just go get your ass fricked, stupid gay homosexual
      unless he's explicitly stated that he prefers hairless buttholes or whatever you're probably fine

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        but I have days of hair growth...

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          JUST DO IT
          i imagine even gay men are easy to please, you're literally cucking yourself if you dont take this opportunity now

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            gay dudes would stick their dicks inside gardening hoses if they could
            there is no group of people with lower standards

            this isn't like a hookup this is someone I genuinely want to go out with and I think they want to go out with me too
            I don't want to show up as anything but my best because I'm horrifically self conscious

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              if you're this much of an insufferable gay to strangers on the internet I can't say I have high hopes for your AIDS ridden ass

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anon if you genuinely know this person and they are relationship material then they will be more understanding than someone who is just hooking up. If I didn't take a chance 9 years ago I never would have gotten together with my now-husband.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is your anus loose like chicken meat ?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No because I properly warm up before anal and limit it to once or twice a week at most. I also eat a lot better than before because eating like crap means unpredictable bowel movements. I have better GI health than I did before I married and started doing anal.

                [...]
                [...]
                I am high as fricking shit and I don't have a license or job and he's 30 minutes away from me
                I am in no state to go anywhere

                So why fricking talk about it if you just don't want to do it. You said you could pay for an uber but you just don't want to, so nothing is actually stopping you except you being a baiting gay.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you might as well namegay at this point i glanced the thread you sound like nosound

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have posted twice before replying to you, and will probably not waste any more time with anon because he clearly is not actually considering doing something to make himself happy so he can wallow in his drugs and shitposting instead of spending time with a person who cares for him. You can similarly wallow in your own likely misery.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                if anon wants to help themself they wouldn't be here kek
                but yeah i'm shit posting and baiting nosound

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              i assumed that and what i said still stands
              just go for it, homosexual, if the guy likes you in that way then he probably wont mind if your butthole is a bit hairy
              you gays have it way easier than us women enjoyers so don't take it for granted

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon if you genuinely know this person and they are relationship material then they will be more understanding than someone who is just hooking up. If I didn't take a chance 9 years ago I never would have gotten together with my now-husband.

                if you're this much of an insufferable gay to strangers on the internet I can't say I have high hopes for your AIDS ridden ass

                I am high as fricking shit and I don't have a license or job and he's 30 minutes away from me
                I am in no state to go anywhere

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                take a bus?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you moronic? Find a way there or you're going to miss out.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                take a bus?

                I'm not going anywhere without shaving and it takes me an hour and a half to do it and I am not doing that at 3 in the morning
                I am autistic

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                moronic ass homosexual, he'll probably let you shave your butthole at his place if you're so self conscious about it
                either get over there if you actually want to do homosex or continue to wallow in autistic self-deprecation

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          gay dudes would stick their dicks inside gardening hoses if they could
          there is no group of people with lower standards

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      but I have days of hair growth...

      [...]
      this isn't like a hookup this is someone I genuinely want to go out with and I think they want to go out with me too
      I don't want to show up as anything but my best because I'm horrifically self conscious

      [...]
      [...]
      I am high as fricking shit and I don't have a license or job and he's 30 minutes away from me
      I am in no state to go anywhere

      [...]
      I'm not going anywhere without shaving and it takes me an hour and a half to do it and I am not doing that at 3 in the morning
      I am autistic

      Isn't your dad dying of lung cancer right now?
      you should take care of him instead of wanting your bussy ravaged by yet another Black person on grindr

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play mp stuff so yeah.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a handful of friends I met from here and hung out with IRL. Unfortunately, most of them became normalgays too busy with work and other responsibilities to have energy leftover to game.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have nobody in my life whatsoever

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >homies genuinely trying to give advice to a blogposting attention seeker

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't had a friend since my best friend got run over by a drunk driver 5 years ago
    I'm 36 now.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    NERV is a black site and it's pilots aren't allowed to go anywhere, they are to stay alert for any threat any minute.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OP mad no one wants to give him attention but will give it to the guy trying to frick a femboy
    lol
    lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      as far as I can tell, he is explicitly not trying

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do but we only play rise of nations and l4d

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >last buddy to play vidya got his masters and proposed to his gf
    It’s only a matter of time now

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    these threads make no sense, every game i play after a session i literally have 3-6 requests for friends.
    Maybe you are just an butthole and no one likes you
    I'm am butthole but i dunno friend invites always coming in

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >surely you guys aren't like this, right?
    I am. I'm 23 and about to graduate from uni but still haven't made a single friend. I've tried, but I always cut them off before a real bond can develop because I'm terrified of connecting with other people. I know I've wasted most of my youth at this point, and this is probably my last chance to make friends with people my own age, but I'm utterly clueless when it comes to socializing and spending all my time in my room watching anime and playing vidya doesn't help.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you are a true neet then you should leave 4chon asap as it wont help you kek
      btw i did your mum

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I know I've wasted most of my youth
      >most
      lol nobody tell him

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a few buds I play Vidya gaems
    Recently, we've started playing serious Sam together with enemy multiplier set to 300%. Pretty fun, if you ask me

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe Ganker is encouraging a homosexual to go have buttsex with another aidsridden homosexual instead of telling him to kill himself.
    Millions must die.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's [current year], trannies are the real problem
      gays are just whatever

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pffffffffffff play games
    Black person i have no one to travel with
    just one friend and he cant when i can
    frick relationships

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of my friends live on the wrong side of the world.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'd ask why Ganker collects schizos like pokemon but we all know why

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Only watched evangelion through some 200p bootlegs via Kazaa.
    I'd rather watch anything else, anime was too shallow.

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