He FUCKED her. He infected her womb with his beta male, pathetic ass virgin seed. And you know what? SHE LOVED IT.

He FUCKED her. He infected her womb with his beta male, pathetic ass virgin seed.
And you know what? SHE LOVED IT. SHE BEGGED FOR MORE. HE LITERALLY MADE HER INTO A MOTHER. THIS IS THE FACE OF THE MAN WHO WON IT ALL.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Extremely based, making everyone seethe.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Fucks a woman so hard her vocal cords feel it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      LOL

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Fucks a woman so hard her vocal cords feel it

        i don't get it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          New VA

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You never will, dude.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AVAVAAAAAAAAAAHGO

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Luka Chadgrave

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So, now we can say
    >The Stacy Bayonetta vs The Virgin Dante

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lgbtqwtfbbq sisters, we lost… the incels won AGAIN!

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At least you can acknowledge that he's a pathetic, forgettable, and awful character. Kamiya's shitty self-insert because he just has to ruin the series with hetshit.
    >"Luka is like an in-game representation of my own innocent hopes and dreams"
    This bald fucking asshole.

    Bayonetta belonged to Jeanne, but Kamiya just had to ruin it. I hope this game gets boycotted.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah Lukas cool, glad he got to smash umbra puss

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just ordered a copy thanks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Luka is just Dante as a human.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        its crappy discount spiderman he swings with a grappling hook and do crappy lines

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          seethe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >24 or 25yo
      wait what bayonetta is oneshota game?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lul wut

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm only going to say this once, but Kamiya considers both Cereza and Dante to be his children so I doubt Luka is at all a self insert.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure. That's why he made Bayonetta straight.
        He's a pathetic piece of shit. That's what Kamiya is.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >t. seething dyke

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Please. As far as I know, I'm a regular dude. I just cannot stand this bullshit. It's clear that Cereza and Jeanne are gay, but Kamiya ruined it. He just had to betray his fans. Total piece of shit.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Cope

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yurimoron, a couple hundred Twitter weirdos a fanbase makes not...

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ha, what? More than half of this fandom supports the ship. Surely you know this already. At the end of the day, hetgays like you are in the minority.
                This is the Bayonetta fandom, and you'll have to deal with it. It doesn't matter if you like it or not.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >He thinks half the fandom is composed of dykes and gays.
                No retard, as usual, your kind just screams the loudest.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Think? No, it's just a fact. I can't say I like them, but they're the vast majority.
                Cope.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >using twitterfags as proof

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, that's where you'll find most of the fanbase.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Yeah, that's where you'll find most of the fanbase
                If it is then you should leave here and stay on twitter.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the vast majority of everything, every conceivable fanbase are straights, you fucking tard, it doesn't matter how 'other' you think your group is, the lowest common denominator still finds it's way to everything.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm a regular dude
              sure chud

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm a regular dude
              a regular dude wouldn't have an issue with the most regular of outcomes.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >regular dude
              >problem with heterosexuality, wants gay shit instead
              suuuuure

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                But I don't have a problem with heterosexuality. I have a problem with Cereza fucking Luka. That's complete horseshit. I just won't stand for it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Stop it, Yurimoron.
                Even resetera is saner than you...

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't understand why people think Bayo x Jeanne is canon. Concept art is just doodles if it's not game, too.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What do you mean you "Won't stand for it"?

                Game's already gone gold, sport. Short of killing Kamiya, which still won't unmake Bayo 3 nor stop more Bayo from being made with her still in a relationship with Luka, I think this is the part were you cope and move on. Or shitpost threads for the foreseeable future until you get bored and move on. Your choice.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Willing to share that man meat?
                >Why, my dear, I do believe that's a fantastic idea! A threesome it is!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Regular dudes don't endorse homossexuality

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                In the past, maybe. It's 2022, pal. Get with the times.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >muh current year
                Lesbians make me hard but I still would ostracize them after watching them fuck each other

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >fuck each other
                *foreplay

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >OMG I LOVE gayRY SO MUCH JUST STICK 10 MORE COCKS IN MY MOUTH
              >I'm totally just a regular dude, bro

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              God I love seeing yurifags tears

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Go jump from a bridge you fucking insufferable gay.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The absolute seething hatred the LGT+ community and “allies” have for Bisexuals is absolutely crazy to me.

              Unless you’re in a MFF or MMF relationship, they absolutely despise you. It’s crazy.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's proof that they're mentally ill, when the whole reason the LGBT movement exists in the first place is to normalize deviant sexual taste.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >It's clear that Cereza and Jeanne are gay

              The vast majority of people are not gay. A huge amount of "gays" renounce and become straight.

              You are out of touch with reality.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Please. As far as I know, I'm a regular dude.
              oh yeah sure

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >lgbt apologist calling others people a piece of shit
              your fetish is a mental illness and will never be normal

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Mental illness? Oh, buddy, you're so incredibly wrong. It's the purest form of love. You'll just have to accept that sooner or later.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >purest form of love
                Okay I’ll bite. By what metric and/or criteria?
                I know the phrase pure love exists but how does one define it in this context?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >fantasy lesbian relationships are touted as being pure and beautiful
                >the reality of lesbian relationships is record-breaking domestic violence and abuse

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If it cannot procreate it's by definition impure.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Says who? Masculinity is naturally impure. Yuri is better since it lacks masculinity.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >"love"
                >Doesn't create anything

                It's not even love, it's just friendships that have sex.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Nice bait

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              A reminder to everyone that real gays don't like yurishit. I'm happy for Bayo and Luka, also trannies and yurimorons deserve the rope.
              t. fag

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >hetshit
      cope and seethe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why does he wear those abhorrent clothes, though?

      Based Kamiya. Seethe /u/tard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >hetshit
      subhuman.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck off /u/
      Nobody like you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      im assuming this is bait but if not, then go back to twitter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not just Kamiya's, it's my self-insert now too.
      I love hack and slash games but I don't usually play games with female protagonist, specially because I think it's a waste when a heroine isn't fucked by anyone. Now that there's a character who I can relate to, I will buy three copies of the game, gift the other two to my friends.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yurifag FEARS a MAN

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, fucking right. I just can't tolerate hetgayry bullshit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      get fucking wrecked homo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Yurikeks lost to the self insert
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      but he doesnt even look like kamiya. he has hair

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        if he was really kamiya he would tell bayonetta she was blocked and then never speak to her again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lgbt fags seething

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >falling for the bait

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >24 or 25 years of age
      get the fuck outta here with that he looks like he's 30

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he was born in 77

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      chud.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Please. As far as I know, I'm a regular dude. I just cannot stand this bullshit. It's clear that Cereza and Jeanne are gay, but Kamiya ruined it. He just had to betray his fans. Total piece of shit.

      KEK
      kys /u/chud, keep seething forever

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I will never understand this stupid obsession with trannies. As I said before, I'm not a chud. I simply appreciate love -- the purest form of love.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Kys yuricuck.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            suck a fat one hetscum

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The purest form of love is the love for reproduction purpose.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The purest form of love is the love for reproduction purpose.

          The purest form of love is love between two non-biological entities that lack any sexual or reproductive instincts. The cope about yuri being "purer" then het is just that, cope.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          because only fucking trannies or chud-adjacent pussies give a shit that a character who was never a lesbian is, in fact, not a lesbian

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I really, REALLY hope Gundam Witch owns yuricucks too. Your "MUH GAY XD" is so fucking annoying

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And you're even worse, hetfag.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao I bet you call people "antis" on twitter get fucked lol, you are mentally unwell

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Piss off, threads are cringe as fuck SHE IS SO GAY GAY GAY AAAH SO GAY XDD

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >hetfag

          Did you mean to say: normal person?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No, I really meant to say hetfag. Y'know, those obnoxious, insufferable pieces of shit who should all die.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The only people that should die are yuri obsessed fags and trannies.. like you.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You just described trannies, yurifags and yourself

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        fuck off

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This, the seething would be hilarious.
        >MC or supporting MC dies
        >they live off with a family as an act of moving on with life
        Forbidden Love is kino

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just wait till they add a Tusk, the seethe will be sublime

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wtf was this anime called?
          i remember watching some episodes

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They look like Jude and Milla.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kamiya isn't the director of 3 though is he?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kamiya has the final say in everything bayonetta related and he creates the story

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well if so based Kamiya for blowing yurifags the fuck out
          They were delusional, there was never anything approaching the point of even light yuribait in bayonetta

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He is the executive Director. Which means that while he isn't the one calling the shots on the team making the game, they still have to run everything by him and he gets to say when the project is complete and golden, so he definitely wrote off on Strider Luka and the Bayo romance stuff.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he just has to ruin the series with hetshit
      On how many levels of mental illness do you have to be to seethe at the reproductive act that's at the core of human relations as a species?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I liked him when I played the first game at like age 15, thought he was cool and shipped them together. I'm glad their obvious romantic story has finally concluded.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >hetshit
      you will never be a woman

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      COPE
      O
      P
      E

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wtf i love kamiya now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >pure, virginal boy
      Isn't Kamiya like 50 something? and he's STILL A VIRGIN?????

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is why no likes the sjw crowd and do not consider their points "criticism". Its a constant fight of good vs evil that you never wanted to participate in. If your not on their side your on the "evil" side and will get tagged as a bad person like getting called a bigot, etc.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he just has to ruin the series with hetshit.
      >hetshit
      >aids spreader seething
      KEK fuck off gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >hetshit
      Seethe harder gay based kamiya kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb gay. What you gonna do? have a nice day?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck off with your hatred LMAO
      heterosexual won again and you got nothing on our hands so fuck off from here.
      You talked about self-insert shit as if today children cartoons aren't full of gay lesbian propaganda made by self-insert leftards LMAO

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sauce

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Look how she melts into him, how wet do you think she was when he finally claimed his due?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      spoiler that shit gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You expected restraint in thread where op is screaming spoilers from the rooftops??

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >this kills the carpet muncher

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        at the end of the day, no girl can ever beat the dick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone got the thread where this was first posted?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That specific image? Just look up through the archive
        https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/616194021/#616220971

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yfw you realize Luka wins the Bayonetta bowl in every universe yurifags will never win.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's it? This is what twittertards are sperging out about?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently and it's glorious

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, you seem to forget how the Twitterfags insisted for years that Bayonetta and Jeanne liked each other. This is Kamiya pissing in their face and taking a fat shit on their headcanon. It's glorious.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gushing, as evidence in that pic

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who wins as the chad of Ganker 2022? Rex or Luka?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Luka because he's an actual character, despite having less screen time across three games than Rex had in one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Luka did the impossible. He aimed for something clearly out of his league and still ended up winning.
      Rex had it easy, since all 3 of his bitches were into him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Considering Bayonetta is not only higher value than Rex’s women but also played hard to get, I’d say Luka was better.
      Quality over quantity

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rex is a cheap whore who got fucked in the ass by the entire XB2 cast, even grandpa. Luka is a gentleman, is cute, is a great dad, has a stable job, and is a loyal husbando. Never insult Luka this way again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'll give it to Luka.

      Nintendo MCs are breeding lately.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Luka had to earn his prize, Rex's whores just threw themselves at him.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's worse than that. Rex actually earned his relationship with Pyra/Mythra, and rejected Nia in a comedic scene. Then in the next game it turns out that he fucked Nia anyway despite not being attracted to her.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He didnt reject her he was just retarded. Plus NG+ title screen. It wasnt out of nowhere to be in 3

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >NG+ title screen
            It is worth mentioning this was patched in after release

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He never rejected Nia. He was literally in the middle of fighting for his life when she confessed to him, and he misinterpreted what she meant.

          He literally tries to being it up to her later, and when you get to the endgame his greatest fear for Nia is that he’s been so focused on Pyra and Mythra that he’s hurt her. It was very clear they got together too, and the title screen just confirmed it, same with XBC3.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      do you want to earn victory or have it handed trifold on a silverplatter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna be contrarian and say rex honestly
      Luka is still based though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I gotta admire Luka more, he wanted to win over an insanely powerful dommy mommy, way out of his league and he ended up winning, I respect his strength

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bayo is the harder catch but Rex got that triple kill.

      Gotta give it to Rex, while i think Luka is cooler, managing to get the ultra rare harem end AND all of them pregnant is just too much.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're both based in my heart.

      Bayo and Pyra are both in my top 10 waifus, and I've got nothing but respect for the dudes who are getting to plow that on the regs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rex, it's not even close. Fucker said he loved all of them, and by the architect he meant it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      CHADka managed a huge catch, but the canon + onscreen pregnancy harem ending is rare enough that I'm giving it to Rex.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Luka

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We all do

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rex, still. Any other answer is just being silly.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >crybaby anime profagonist twink who has magic girls throw themselves at him because he's 'nice'
        >rough and tumble journalist who kept the pace with a world of demons and witchcraft despite being a regular-ass human, and over the course of multiple journeys grew into the man his soulmate needed him to be

        You'd have to be silly in the head to not pick Luka. Now stop trying to hijack all the Bayonetta threads, you fucking Xenocucks.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Rex isn’t a crybaby, and his entire shtick is just being a completely normal guy in his world. That’s literally one of the biggest issues- he’s wielding a God Sword, but because he’s never been a Driver or learned anything about Blade fighting he can’t draw out the Aegis’s real power. He has to learn and to pick up everything he can as fast and as desperately as he can.

          And none of the girls like him because he’s “nice.” He’s able to understand and accept Pyra and Mythra, and not fear them, and he’s able to protect Nia and give her a place to belong. His dream inspires them, and the fact that he doggedly remains part of the plot, even when he’s got nothing to do with the overarching story and is only being constantly hurt by it, proves his resolve to them.

          That’s pretty similar to Luka in that he’s there because he wants to be, not because he has to be. Although obviously changes a bit with his daughter being part of the third game.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >a completely normal guy
            he's a generic shounen character.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This doesn't hold water the way you think it does.

              >Rex isn’t a crybaby
              Literally gave up the very moment he experienced a major setback defeat . And regardless, fuck off and stop trying to shoehorn your game into Bayonetta discussion you fucking shonenshitter.

              >Literally gave up the very moment he experienced a major setback defeat
              He wasn't crying there though. And Rex experienced major setback defeat after major setback defeat you fucking idiot.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >And regardless, fuck off and stop trying to shoehorn your game into Bayonetta discussion you fucking shonenshitter.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Kiss my ass you whiny piece of garbage.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Keep your discussion to your fucking lane moron. You shitters made Ganker unusable for weeks when your leaks dropped, and nowadays you all do nothing but dump waifushit and ecchi threads because you have legitimately nothing else to talk about regarding your games. Now you worthless cucks are trying to ride B3's coat-tails by trying to tangentially tack your character onto Luka in every fucking thread.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're mentally ill but in a different way. First off when XB3 leaks dropped, it wasn't XB3 fans doing it. In case you didn't notice, XB2 was being shitposted for 6 years until the release of 3. Secondly, unless you're Hellena Taylor, Bayo isn't a $400 million franchise, Xenoblade sells more than it. Lastly, you're nothing but a worthless whiny piece of shit who is mad about something that never happened, so you need to go to a therapist now and get your retarded self sorted out.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >brings up sales out of fucking nowhere
                Are you trying to imply that sales should corelate to number of shitty threads clogging up the catalog or something?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >sales out of fucking nowhere
                >he mentioned Xenoblade riding Bayonetta's coattails
                Sales are a decent and concrete measurement of popularity. Bayo doesn't even exceed Astral Chain numbers. You're delusional and you should stop posting right now.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Then where’s all the shitpost Mario threads I should be sifting through on the daily?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Bayo doesn't even exceed Astral Chain numbers
                retard

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You know what I meant, gay.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He’s a normal guy without any special destiny, training, or powers. That’s the point, Rex is an everyman participating in a story far above him.

              >Rex isn’t a crybaby
              Literally gave up the very moment he experienced a major setback defeat . And regardless, fuck off and stop trying to shoehorn your game into Bayonetta discussion you fucking shonenshitter.

              >Literally gave up the very moment he experienced a major setback defeat.
              No, he showed that despite being a “hot blooded protagonist” he wasn’t a fucking retard. Him and his allies fought with everything they had, at full power, and lost. He was crushed by that defeat and then shot down the suggestion to instantly just go back and throw themselves at it again. Obviously, without a plan they would just lose again, and it would make things even worse for Pyra instead.

              So he gets a plan, they find an ability that lets them have a chance, and he’s instantly and absolutely ready to throw himself into the whirlwind again.

              >And regardless, fuck off and stop trying to shoehorn your game into Bayonetta discussion you fucking shonenshitter.
              You’re the one who keeps bringing him up, lol. Stop seething about him with random hottakes you’ve obviously collected third hand and nobody’s going to keep talking about him.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Rex isn’t a crybaby
            Literally gave up the very moment he experienced a major setback defeat . And regardless, fuck off and stop trying to shoehorn your game into Bayonetta discussion you fucking shonenshitter.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Based

          Rex isn’t a crybaby, and his entire shtick is just being a completely normal guy in his world. That’s literally one of the biggest issues- he’s wielding a God Sword, but because he’s never been a Driver or learned anything about Blade fighting he can’t draw out the Aegis’s real power. He has to learn and to pick up everything he can as fast and as desperately as he can.

          And none of the girls like him because he’s “nice.” He’s able to understand and accept Pyra and Mythra, and not fear them, and he’s able to protect Nia and give her a place to belong. His dream inspires them, and the fact that he doggedly remains part of the plot, even when he’s got nothing to do with the overarching story and is only being constantly hurt by it, proves his resolve to them.

          That’s pretty similar to Luka in that he’s there because he wants to be, not because he has to be. Although obviously changes a bit with his daughter being part of the third game.

          >muh normal guy, muh gud boy
          Shut the fuck up lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Luca tamed the dom queen of vidja. Rex already had those bitches slobbering over him before the end of act 1

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rex impregnated 3 girls and Luka got THE Bayonetta. I dunno I might have to give it to Rex but on a personal level I gotta give it to Luka that is no easy feat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rex easily
      I mean Bayo wasn't even gay. It was never implied. She said multiple times she was interested in having babies. While Lukas have lot of interest in bayo since the beginning, so the relationship isn't out of the blue.
      Rex was much more unexpected. It's wild for a Nintendo game to go for the harmed ending.
      Honestly I only thinkGanker cares about Luka/Bayo because some gays are mad and that's it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Noah won even harder than Rex
      Especially since the ending implies he can now hook up with Mio all the way since childhood so Rex will become a grandfather really soon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's more of another win for Rex since it's his daughter who fixed Noah

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Rex will become a grandfather really soon
        Mio isn't Rex's daughter though. He's like her great-great-great grandfather or something due to him and the others dying ages prior.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Retard, Mio was born before Aionios.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, if she were Nia and Rex's kid it would have come up when you meet Nia. It didn't.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Didn't play Nia's ascension quest

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It hints Mio is her direct descendant, that's it. Seriously, it was already clear she was related to her in some fashion but she isn't her daughter.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Mio was born 10 years more or less before the worlds merged
                >Lines up with the picture since Tora is still rather young when building Origin
                >Nia says that she'll see everyone soon in the ending
                Use your brains
                Also, the day the worlds merge is Melia's anniversary. She was 88 in 1, so if it's 12 years after 1 and 2, she'd turn 100 on that day, which would be a day to celebrate.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but if that's the case why did Mio never bring it up when you meet Nia? I haven't played it yet, but I'm curious because it sounds like a plot hole.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Mio we play as is a reincarnation of the original Mio without any of her memories pre-Aionios. Just like Noah doesn't have memories of being a simple boy living in Colony 9.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So technically the other anon was right. The Mio you play as isn't Nia and Rex's daughter, but is a reincarnation of her in the merged world.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The point of Origin is to recreate everyone as they were before the worlds canceled each other. Z used that function for another purpose, but at the end of the day they are all still the same person, just without any memory.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So he was right, but also wrong.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, because any way you look at it, Rex isn't her great-great-great grandfather

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, if she's the latest in a series of reincarnations.. technically I guess you could swing it that way, as dumb as it sounds.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's more like the same person with amnesia because it's the same "soul" from Origin.
                Which is why when Aionios gets undone Noah hears a tune he taught Mio and disappears with an "i fucking won at life" grin on his face as he got latent memories from his time on Aionios awakened back in him just like it happened with Mio likely secons prior to that.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >why did Mio never bring it up when you meet Nia
                You might want to play the game, because this Mio in the main game is her latest reincarnation within the child soldier cycle of Aionios (which has been going on for 1000 years after the worlds merged), she has no memories of her "original" self

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Tora is still alive and very young when the Origin is being constructed
                >Nia states she will see Rex very soon when reboot begins
                >there's a concept art of e-boi Mio
                >the game begins with Melia's seitansai which is most likely her 100th birthday, 12 years after 1/2
                This kills your retarded headcanons

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Nia literally implies it with a power of a nuclear bomb and gets interrupted right before blurting it out

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Tora was still young when Origin was constructed
          Rex is absolutely alive outside Aionios and still young too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Somehow finessing a harem end with all three prgnant
      vs
      >Breaking in the queen dommy mommy of vidya and breeding her
      Both are impressive, and for anything less than Bayo herself I'd give it to Rex, but Luka somehow managing to reel in the biggest dom in vidya women is simply too much.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rex, he fucked two luka didnt fuck jeanne

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Two
        Three

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rex because polygamy ending is rare in a mainstream video game outside of eroge.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I will literally never give a shit about Rex but it was nice to see that Nia won and Morag and Brighid are doing fine.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >https://soundcloud.com/720-p-business/unnamed-ballad-from-bayonetta-3

    Thread and LukaxBayo theme!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sorry trannies, in real life the horny retard gets the girl

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bayo is ugly but I'm glad /ourboy/ made it

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >614 years old
    >eggs still fertile

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      611*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      By the time women hit puberty they have about 400,000 eggs left in their ovaries.
      Assuming she started ovulating at 12, that's 602 years of ovulation. or 7,224.
      Now if we factor in a leader reason for why so many of a woman's eggs start dropping off is due more in part to age and the eggs dying rapidly after reaching full sexual maturity, we can assume a few things here.
      Bayonetta doesn't physically age, so we can assume her eggs are rapidly dying off compared to a normal human woman.
      Furthermore, we can assume that she wasn't ovulating at all while she was sealed away for 500 years as she mostly existed frozen in time. So really, Bayonetta has only been ovulating for about 102 years.
      And across those 102 years of ovulation, she's likely been ovulating as if she had the healthy young womb of a woman in her teens or at most early 20's. And then of course there's always the possibility that Bayonetta can simply magic up some new eggs whenever she wants because fuck biology she's a witch.

      Basically, a wizard did it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gotta love math autism

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >actual autism just to say fuck all at the end
        this is why no women will ever touch you anon

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Rexfags getting absolutely laid into outside of their coomer safety threads
    Absolutely eclipsed by Luka's true chad energy

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >This is the new Rex posting
    At least it's with one girl and a likable character.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so what's the spoiler about 3's story?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The thing everything was betting on being the thing was the thing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So does she go naked like Bayo does or no since she's a witch too?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty sure her clothes are actually clothes, unlike Bayo's hair-suit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        luka creampied bayo

        Why did Kamiya makes his own Nero?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          In another alternative reality Bayo is Nero's mother

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >make ugly, chud Nero
        >call it a "cool character"
        who designed this thing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      luka creampied bayo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The backbone of the whole story is LukaxBayo. Luka is now a techno-werewolf gigachad and he and bayonetta beat the final boss with an assist from their alternate reality daughter. They also kiss on screen and get together.
      Thus Westoid reviewers had a meltdown.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The kiss in question.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's the first one.
          The power of love power up before they make the big bad their bitch.
          Apparently they kiss again in the ending with Viola looking at them like pic related.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Poor Jeanne

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >THIS is why i read a review today that said the last quarter of the game butchers bayonetta's character
        how? because she's not a raging lesbo or not attracted to anyone at all? because she and luka get together in an alternate reality?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There's is hard implication that Bayo and Luka are a multiversal constant and destined for each other, and them finally getting out with it is necessary to avoid a BAD END.
          There's an entire ending song about it lmao.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            that's pretty kino, he always said he'd continue chasing her

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm loving this story more and more. No escape for yurifags

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yurifags won Gundam but lost Bayo, If only SK got unfucked would be glorious.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >techno-werewolf gigachad
        what.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Luka was transformed into a werewolf called Strider by singularity

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            okay, that's kinda neat.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He and Bayo 2v1 the big bad, I shit you not. Fucking Luka lmao!
              And apparently his strider for becomes a super sikret summon for Bayo in gameplay.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I fucking love battle couple stuff so that is the best possible news I could’ve ever gotten though I really wish Luka could’ve been his own playable character because Strider looks like a beast

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I could see wolf Luka being added post-launch, like how DMC5 got Vergil's mode later.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >white women and dog
            name a more iconic duo... I'll wait.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's not what I meant, does bayonetta live in the end?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Like with Xenoblade 3, Nintendo is just reminding everyone to have sex.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >HE LITERALLY MADE HER INTO A MOTHER
    i don't believe you unless you have pics of her pregnant

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Viola is their kid from the future

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >end of 1
    >brings her a bunch of rosemary to ward off evil
    >end of 3
    >evil seething cause bayo is het

    Luka knew what he was doing. Playing that game from the very beginning.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bayonetta is a good Christian woman idk why anything thought she wouldnt have a baby.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon
      She has been waging a personal war against Heaven.
      I don't think that counts as Christian.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You can love Jesus and hate all the angels and other bullshit. I know I do.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well, Jesus DOES have a pretty damn good musical...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's being Gnostic, anon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I thought in this universe there were no christians or things like that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Rodin literally starts the second game dressed as Santa Claus.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And confetti appears in the first cinematic when he does a home run
            It's just fun stuff

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is putting me in mind of how tumblr always has complete meltdowns whenever big name shonen anime end and the MC gets with the main girl instead of being gay with his rival.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is honestly better.
      Because deep down they KNOW the MCs of those shonen anime are going to end up with the main girl or the closest proximity.
      But Bayonetta? They actually deluded themselves into thinking a game about a sexy witch who fights angels and demons by getting naked and pole dances in both of her end credits sequences was tailored for them and not heterosexuals who don't shy away from camp and B-movie acting.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I know at least one Rukia cosplayer burned a bunch of Bleach volumes after seeing the ending.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        With good reason, it was bullshit Rukia wasnt the final girl

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can't wait for MHA to end this spring, the fujos for that series are going to be going mental.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >BnHA
          >Ending on spring

          Summer at the very least.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Fujos know that their ships are completely fictional. They don't even care if the characters canonically have girlfriends or are actual brothers. They're not going to care and will keep on shipping
          What was that quote?
          >BL is not made, it is discovered

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And yet they kick and scream and send death threats to the creator when it doesn't happen.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That sure was a ride

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Orihime won the Ichibowl
          >Hinata won the Narubowl
          What are some other major upsets?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I dunno if it's an actual upset because it's been so blatantly telegraphed but Ochaco is going to make a ton of fujos upset once BnHA ends.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Frog should win

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Ochaco is going to make a ton of fujos upset once BnHA ends.
              She already won, anon.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Tokyo Ghoul having a chapter long sex scene between the MC and his girlfriend

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The reactions to that chapter were so fucking weird, people seething left and right like they couldn’t see it coming from a mile away.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I was rooting for both of these the entire time.
            Hinata deserved Naruto more than Sakura and Naruto deserved a good wife that actually gave a shit about him for who he was back when everybody else treated him like shit. Sakura never gave a fuck about Naruto romantically and she even took it a step further by abusing that one sided affection to get Naruto to promise to bring Sasuke back. By the time Naruto ended fucking Tsunade had a better claim on Naruto's dick than Sakura did, let alone Hinata.

            And Ichigo and Orihime just made sense. Maybe in the first two storyarchs a case could have been made for either Rukia or Orihime, but after the whole "Let's rescue Rukia" thing was over, it was pretty much the Orihime and Ichigo show as far as MC romance went. Plus there's a zero percent chance that Kazui and Ichika don't bang when they're teenagers so whatever.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I lost all respect for Rukia when it became clear she and Renji came from poverty and then immediately adopted a “Fuck you, I got mine!” attitude, becoming the biggest bootlickers in SS and doing absolutely nothing to improve anyone’s situation.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              i understand hinata bur where Orihime was concerned the childhood friend had more chemistry she was that boring.

              I lost all respect for Rukia when it became clear she and Renji came from poverty and then immediately adopted a “Fuck you, I got mine!” attitude, becoming the biggest bootlickers in SS and doing absolutely nothing to improve anyone’s situation.

              thats life

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Tokyo Ghoul and Naruto will always be my favourite meltdowns.

            There was one for SnK too, but it was overshadowed by just how shit the ending was, everybody lost really.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Currently they're fixated on

      I can't wait for MHA to end this spring, the fujos for that series are going to be going mental.

      and Chainsawm Man.
      The Chainsaw Man thing is funny because Denji is 1000% straight, but I constantly see these people doing mental gymnastics about how every woman he has a relationship with in the story has zero romantic component or is toxic so it's bad to ship them.
      Mind you this is a character who's entire motivation is literally "I want to touch tits and have sex"

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tell me you'll always search for me
    >we are as one, our bond cannot be undone

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yuricucks WISH they had something this beautiful...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
      IM FUCKING
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
      GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yurimoron seething will never stop being entertaining.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DON'T CARE SHE'S A LESBIAN THEREFORE SHE DID NOT ENJOY THE KISS

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    RIVERS OF COPE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      women don't care about men's past baggage
      Men do

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >kamiya had the balls to respond to someone asking if bayo and luka would ever be a pair with an old quote from him saying "she only likes to tease him"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What was he supposed to say? The game isn't even released yet. It's not his problem that Westoid journos got so assblasted they fucking leaked the ending in reviews lmao.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you read his tweet wrong.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >NEO TWEWY got leaked on the Switch last year
    >XB3 got leaked earlier this year
    >GoW Ragnarok just recently got leaked
    >now Bayo 3
    What the fuck is up with games getting leaked this early?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You'd be surprised at the amount of people willing to paint a target on their back for 15 minutes of fame.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Every major switch release leaks the week of release purely just from people getting their copies early and dumping it.

      Its even worse for pokemon where people will treat leakers as a savior, and it usually ends up with games dropping up to 2 weeks before the street date

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally every game leaks, Nintendo leaks are just so much more noticeable because anyone with a hacked console can play them so long as they end up dumped.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I took the plunge to retardera.
    The general consensus appears to be
    >Oh well, pity. But she was always interested in Luka too.
    We live in reality where retardera is the sane one for once lmao...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >too

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but isnt this a different bayonetta from the one we know? Our original bayonetta is still the players slut.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Claire babysits Sherry in RE2
    >Trish is mommy issues: the character
    >Wonder Pink is super protective of Luka in W101
    >Bayonetta babysits both her past self and Loki
    >Ammy is the mother to us all. She has a kid too but nobody played Okamiden
    Kamiya just really like his mommies. I guess it was only a matter of time until some of his characters became mothers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >She has a kid too but nobody played Okamiden
      I did

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no.....

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, they're completely right. It doesn't matter either way, this game isn't canon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dilate

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      god shippers are so fucking weird.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      do you think this person actually plays the games or do they just watch them on youtube?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        As a poorfag that's also a drawfag, I really don't like people who just get into games through gameplay on youtube AND DON'T DO THEIR OWN RESEACH INTO EVERYTHING. At the very least go look up more about the game and everything, and don't throw in headcanon crap for 'muh comfy character' gosh dang this is what ruins fandoms because it's just grifters coming in instead of people actually interested.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >artist
          i feel you, especially with all the coomslop by posers that may as well be mistaken by AI garbage.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

      The great Tumblr migration of 2018 was a fucking blight that the internet never recovered from

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Luka
    >beta male
    pick one

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, I'm bored enough to do this.

    https://strawpoll.com/polls/wAg3jqkDdn8

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *dicks your witch*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *dicks Judith*
      ftfy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'd let her dick me

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So this is how it feels

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek, someone draw a fedora and a scarf. on this fly.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Begone shonen-chode. These are real chad hours.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait I thought Bayo was a problematic character who served the male gaze? Since when has whe been a YASSS QUEEEEEN lesbo icon?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When twitter gaslit themselves that she's not straight

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sooooo any leaks?
    People talk about Bio-boosted WereLuka and there was a pic of that butterfly demon but manifested, but nothing towards that.

    Any videos? Goddamn guys, stop leaving me hanging.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >met when he was a child
    >egging him over the years until he became an adult

    Bayonetta's a groomer!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They both met each other as children in various ways.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cant believe he's doing it, my bro

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Rex's harem
    >Nu-Fire Emblem
    >Now this
    Nintendo is sending a message, they're carrying on Abe's will.
    Link WILL breed Zelda in TOTK. Mario and Peach WILL fuck in the movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Too late, Brapdafag, Mipha already won in the musou continuity.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God, hetfags are still fucking insufferable. Fuck all of you, I hope you all die.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      seethe, gay
      you will forever be looked down on and judged by the rest of society, untill the very end of your days
      you will never be a normal person or have a healthy life
      remember that

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when I played Bayonetta 1 for the first time when I was 13 and thought that it was the best video game and piece of media I've ever experienced because of the sheer amount of charm, personality, style, characters, and fun that I've never seen in any other video game before. I remember being so invested in all the scenes between Luka and Bayonetta and all the sexual tension they had because their interactions were just that incredibly funny and super cute. I was really disappointed that in the ending it didn't result in a kiss or anything like that even though Luka's stare throughout the whole scene indicated something different.

    It's good to know that Kamiya finally overcome all the fear of the yurifags/wiafufags and actually went for it. He finally allowed his and the gaming's most famous female character to actually be in a relationship and make it an important part of the story. Kinda a shame that it took 13 years but hey, better late than never.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I did not had much strong feelinsg about Bayo but I understand what you meant. I now have much more appreciation for the series

      God I wish

      Capcom hates romance

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Capcom hates romance
        Absolutely this. Phoenix Wright and Maya Fey have been "just really good friends" for how many years now?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Phoenix Wright and Maya Fey have been "just really good friends" for how many years now?
          I hate this. One of the reasons I’m happy I left that series with the third game.

          I could tell that more would only diminish my enjoyment.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Blame fujos

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Capcom hates romance
        Their freelancer hires sure don't!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Capcom character fucking?
        Are you mad anon?!

        Capcom really needs to let Ryu knock up Chun-Li

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the gamings most famous female character
      what?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >It's good to know that Kamiya finally overcome all the fear of the yurifags/wiafufags and actually went for it
      I hope he regrets it. Hopefully people will review bomb this game.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Boo boo moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        moron, they are a minority, no way it'll get review bombed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly a pretty soulful animation despite the wojacks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >mmmmm sandwitches

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I only played Bayo in Switch but I also thought Bayo and Luka's relationship was pretty entertaining and shocked to go online and see so much seething and hate for him. Makes sense that it was all from bitter dykes and chuds.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >pretty entertaining
        Luka is just a gay simp. That's his entire character.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are we finally getting DantexLady in the next DMC too?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It would be like a dream come true (even if like over 10 years too late as with Bayo's case imo) but unfortunately Itsuno is just way too much of a coward to do that. Even if he wanted to he would probably need Kamiya and Capcom's approval first.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Itsuno is going to pick the Xenoblade route and have Dante impregnate both Lady and Trish

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not to mention Nico after her fangirling during the Mr. Faust scene.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't he explicitly created Lady, to stop the Oedipus complex? At least bring back Luia, it's the least he can do for her, after he was unable to fully save her game.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lucia, my dude.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      once Ladies' Night Out gets released

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Capcom character fucking?
      Are you mad anon?!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Barry? Wesker? Ethan?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >forgetting there are games where the mc can get fucked and shown pregnant in the same game

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Explain

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I refuse to explain anything. I'm more of a show and tell kinda guy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I fucking hope so

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wolf Luka is white haired right?

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Bayonettas style and characters are a woman and gay magnet
    >get surprised when the community is filled with women and gays
    shocker

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The first game launched with a one-handed mode that was openly joked about being for masturbation, you fucking retard.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >thats his evidence for the contrary
        ok retard

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me? It's Baluka. 🙂

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's up with Nintendo and it's hate for yurigayry?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know know but it's pretty based. Yuritrannies get the rope.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >retards were using the JP trailer where she teases him for being a bumbling idiot as fuel to say that she didn't like him
    complete retards

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bayonetta officially joins Undertale and FNAF for game with a fanbase so annoying people dismiss the franchise outright

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ok retard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kiwifarms lost

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In honor of Abe-san's passing every female character in Smash WILL be bred. Expect Link to inpregnate Zelda in ToTK. Mario Jr. will be the next Illumination Studios movie Chris Pratt finally bags Peach. Metroid Samus will reproduce to keep the Metroids alive.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How noticeably different is Bayo's new voice? I'm replaying Bayo 1 and 2 right now, is it going to be weird hopping straight into 3 right after and hearing it?

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is that anon that was working on a video with all of the instances of Luka and Bayo flirting in the first two games done yet?

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how much of this thread is someone making an intentionally absurd post pretending to seethe hard and then replying to themselves owning a non-existent person

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks yurichuds aren't real
      lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >chuds chuds chuds!
        Go fuck a chud if you're so obsessed with them, freak.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          t. chud

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Luka's Nutmax theme

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    After Rex, there's Luka. Absolutely based. Thank you for your sacrifice, PM Abe. Your legacy shall live on.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What's with Nintendo and confirming their protags fuck and have children this year? Is it related to Abe's death?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously not but I'd like to think it does. Nintendo growing balls is a step towards prosperity.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why Xenonigs incapable of not making shit about them?

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >SHE LOVED IT. SHE BEGGED FOR MORE. HE LITERALLY MADE HER INTO A MOTHER.
    My fucking dick

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yurifags lost.
    Yurichads won.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lmao what's the source?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gay anime. I hate japan

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I also would like a source.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lmao what's the source?

      I also would like a source.

      Araburu Kisetsu no Otome-domo yo (O Maidens in Your Savage Season)

      When they were little kids laughing and playing together, Izumi Norimoto and Kazusa Onodera were like siblings. But as their bodies matured into middle school, Kazusa began seeing him as something different; unfortunately for her, so did the other girls. Ostracized, Kazusa had no choice but to distance herself from him going into high school. After joining the literature club, however, she finds friends that keep her mind occupied. Known throughout the school for reading aloud sex scenes in literature novels, the club's reputation has kept all teachers from accepting the task of being their adviser.

      During a discussion about what they would put on their bucket list, one of the girls says one thing: sex. This single word sends ripples throughout the five girls, as the thought of sex begins taking over their daily lives. And, after walking in on Izumi during a very private moment, Kazusa is sent into a spiral of emotion that forces her to face her true feelings for him. Now, with their hearts racing and the literature club facing immediate disbandment, the five girls must work hard to keep both their sanities and their club alive.

      https://myanimelist.net/anime/38753/

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Okay Yuri fags, prove that Bayo and Jeanne are anything beyond just friends, because there's literally no evidence, meanwhile BayoxLuka is just pouring out of Bayo 1
    >inb4 webm of Bayo asking Jeanne if she needs a good morning kiss
    Lol. Lmao. If you genuinely think that's proof then you don't know Bayo very well, she's being catty with her friend, in the same game she mentions other fairy tale shit off hand as a joke.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sure. What about the scene where Jeanne saves Cereza in the epilogue (Jeanne's actress even said the scene was too emotional, picrel). The fact that they live together. There's that wooden statue with "Cereza & Jeanne" inscribed on it, just like Rosa's lipstick, which has "Rosa & Balder" inscribed on it. Balder also mentions Jeanne remained disobedient even after he brainwashed her. That just sounds like Jeanne's love for Bayonetta was incredibly strong. The fact that Bayonetta risked her life and went to hell to save Jeanne. Hell, I'm probably forgetting something.

      There's also that SMT DX2 crossover, which implies that Bayonetta and Jeanne are a couple, but I suppose that doesn't count.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        See:

        The absolute seething hatred the LGT+ community and “allies” have for Bisexuals is absolutely crazy to me.

        Unless you’re in a MFF or MMF relationship, they absolutely despise you. It’s crazy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you really trying to use Ririn as an example when she is characterized as a crazy lesbian?

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >get turned off bayo 3 cause VA controversy
    >turns out it was made up bullshit
    >and trannies are seething at the good ending
    Holy shit feels good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly it's half and half for me. I never saw bayo as a lesbo in the first place.

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this franchise that barely sold anything attract so much drama?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cause the other two released before twitter infected every facet of this board.

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >third game in a series
    >tells me to have sex
    I'm starting to see a pattern here
    What's next, Link finally gets laid in BotW3?

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP you cannot just make these audacious claims without posting more sexy cowboys.

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >yuri lost in lycoris
    >yuri lost in bayonetta
    G-Witch about to upset yurifags too huh?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They'll cry when the one girl gets killed for MCs growth at the Christmas stinger.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >yuri lost in lycoris
      >two girls live together in hawaii and have promise bracelets
      ???

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Here's hoping

      >yuri lost in lycoris
      >two girls live together in hawaii and have promise bracelets
      ???

      lol, the bracelet cope is always fun to read

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >out of any person in the world she chooses a mexican to racemix with

    whether it be Japan or Canada, Korea or Mexico, the mutt propaganda never ends. Even China is less pozzed on this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >mexican

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bro hes italian or some shit not a beaner

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have spoilers? not that i care about shipping (aside from laughing to yurishippers), but I'm curious how did it end.

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true you can select verses now instead of replaying entire chapters?

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get why two female characters with a strong bond always have to be gay. Can't they have some sort of sisterly bond or something akin to a bromance?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's the poisoned and deranged mind of the shipfag.
      To shipfags, there can be no such thing as friendship with the same gender. If two dudes are friends they're pining for eachothers cock and if two girls are friends obviously they need to beat eachothers clams silly.
      Shipping and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Americans zoomers are a huge mistake

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bayonetta is straight, she gave me a blowjob and told me she's homophobic too.

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did people think she was a dyke? She flat out states multiple times in the first game that she likes cock. She even has a line saying she's not interested in children but she's interested in the act of making them. Do these twitter gays even play the games?

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for spoiling, moron.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Viola is named after a flower like Bayonetta’s Mom, Rosa
      >She also has Bayonetta’s old childhood stuffed animal
      >She also really like lollipops like Bayonetta
      >She also uses Luka’s grappling hook to get around
      >She’s also prone to the same type of comic pratfalls as Luka
      C’mon, anon. The promo material didn’t exactly try to hide it…

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They will make him playable in the DLC, right? .......... Right...???

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's playable.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Does it count if it's demon slave mechanics?

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I just kind of feel down because I don't really feel like Bayo and Luka have a great romantic friendship, or the shoehorning of romance. Doesn't help I much prefer Bayo as a celibate hero. But disappointing that Viola isn't an alternative Cereza that couldn't go back to her time too.

    Also that whole werewolf shit is retarded and ruin Luka like holy shit. The rest of the game better be pure platinum.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *great romantic chemistry
      Sorry I really should sleep.

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Xenoblade and Bayonetta doing old man Abe proud

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bayo groomed him right after she bust out of the lake, it's only fair.

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    After today’s events I’m Gonna need to revisit to that one Bayo Hentai with an actual decent audio (for Bayo at least) where they fuck

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Link me up, brother

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        doujins.com

        /bayonetta/midoh-tsukasa-kurai-max-446#

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cheers mate.

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We did it cucks... Our waifu got dicked

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bayonetta's not my waifu though. I think her and Luka are cute together.

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And because one guy scored a millions of voices suddenly spazzed out in seething and suddenly were coping.

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Man, a shit ton of action this year with men fucking women and making people angry

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Still one of the greatest shitstorms on /co/.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not just fucking women, but breeding them too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not just fucking women, but breeding them too.

      >buged raw-gays try to validate his fetish with a false comparison
      kys

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, one is a normal hetero couple and the other is implied to be bestiality

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        just because Luka turns into a wolfman doesn't mean it's bestiality!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Luka turns into a wolfman
          Pardon me? What?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            that scarf wearing beast in the trailer

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The wolfman that we see in the trailer that people initially thought was Viola was actually Luka. Turns out that the Luka of the Alphaverse was turned into Strider and because of the universes collapsing on each other as they get destroyed, this transformation is starting to happen to ALL Luka in every universe. Viola fights Alphaverse Strider and kills him because he's too far gone, but Bayo fights her universe Luka and manages to bring him back to his senses. The two of them tag team the final boss with him acting has her Demon slave. Luka is the final unlockable demon slave in the game.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              God imagine the banter between Luka and Bayonetta. Must be full of dog jokes.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, actually. She says that she's going to put him through full obedience school to get control of his powers.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I was hoping "You've been very knotty."

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >this is the second time Segatards chimped out about beastiality but wave off when it's HMOFA or yuri couple

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based nips honoring abe sama wish

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No one gives a shit about your dead meme boi Abe, retard

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You cannot reproduce

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh it's the anti-yuri schizo from /a/. What a surprise

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Never been to /a/ in my life
              Trannies disgust me and should be dead. That is all

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                See I normally don't have an issue with Yuri. It's when schizos like you kick and scream when your headcanon doesn't come true is when I have an issue.

                >He's still mad about it
                Baited

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              See I normally don't have an issue with Yuri. It's when schizos like you kick and scream when your headcanon doesn't come true is when I have an issue.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >frequents nu-/a/
              Can't wait for Dragon Ball shitters to flip the entire board again

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you using two straight girls in this shitty meme?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you forcing a shit pairing that's canonically dead?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Why are you still assblasted that you got baited hard? The pairing is still very much alive by the end of the novels. Unlike your delusional yuri shit that never even happens lmao.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't even read the novel you fucking dumbass
                Also, the Hibike author is now writing yuri. Eat shit

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, some good news in these trying times.

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Strider Luka
    I see you Kamiya

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >decide to search Strider Luka
      >get a fucking Furry OC that actually looks like Luka in his human form.
      >Is a journalist and photographer
      >Furry form is a dog
      What the fuck? That was posted 3 years ago? Bayo 3 started production 5 years ago, what is going on? Is this Multiverse shit? Did Kamiya tap into things we can only dream of? Is the Apocalypse going to happen? Should we be scared about some random guy who happens to be the Luka of our universe transforming into Strider and summoning the Homunculi?

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where's the Cutie J spin-off though?
      I'm still waiting for that

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Cereza loses panther within
    >gets a dog

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They say that girls always date people that remind them of their fathers.
      >Dad's beast within was a wolf
      >Luka transforms into a wolfman

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You've gotta be shitting me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They say that girls always date people that remind them of their fathers.
      >Dad's beast within was a wolf
      >Luka transforms into a wolfman

      AHAHAHA

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You do actually still get to use Panther but you have to play with the Bayo 1/2 guns apparently

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why is everyone posting the resident evil guy, is it just because of the remake?

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So Beyo not only get a husband and it's also bestiality? Can't wait for the porn

  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do you play Bayonetta
    What makes it different to DMC

  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He canonically smashed Bayo? Lmaaaao, get smoked yuricucks.

  96. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Some things never change

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Made for cock

  97. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Now I'm glad that ArcSys blow you assholes the fuck out when they retconned Bridget into a chud. Eat shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bridget is a boy and always will be. chud groomers get the rope.

        >Happy about their hetshit headcanon
        >Also happy about their Bridget is still a boy so they can fuck him, which is not hetshit
        Ganker being the hypocrites that they are

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >>Also happy about their Bridget is still a boy so they can fuck him, which is not hetshit
          chud cope

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            gay cope

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Nobody brings up wanting to fuck Bridget, only that he isn't a she.
              >H-hypocrites! You hate yuri but want to fuck this poor trans girl!
              Trannies on suicide watch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bridget is a boy and always will be. chud groomers get the rope.

  98. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does the Bayonetta from the third installment also hook up with Lucas? Or is it exclusive to the original one?

  99. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I need werewolf Luka pics

  100. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >beta male, pathetic ass virgin
    Apparently not

  101. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck, am I the only one who shipped Bayo with Rodin?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes Blackedfag. Now back to your hole.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  102. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >First the gays believed Bayonetta's former VA when she made up shit and tried to boycott the game, only to get btfo'd
    >Now the gays are seething of BayoxLuca being canon
    Kamiya-sama.. I kneel

  103. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is why the Yurifags are total losers, they really have no perspective.
    >Luka and Bayonetta was always a thing no matter how much they want to ignore it, she was always sweet on him and he's literally the only human she's paid attention to that wasn't just her info broker
    >Nothing about this ending changes her relationship with Jeanne
    >Implying she can't have Luka at home and still fuck her best friend on the regular
    >Giving Viola good ol Aunt Jeanne as well for good measure

    It's such a stupid thing to take issue with because of some falsely percieved reality.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she can't have Luka at home and still fuck her best friend on the regular
      >Implying she wouldn't be down with having a threesome every now and then

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        True Umbran sisterhood is sharing all your bounties, anon.

        Only the most pathetic losers agree to an open relationship or poly.

        Stop projecting, jesus christ. Literally the only person in this scenario who'd be a cuck would be Luka and that's in character as is and absolutely something he'd be down with.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Gotta revive the Umbra Witches somehow.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >h-he'd LOVE to be a cuck, trust me!
          The only one projecting here is you. Men with any options at all don't accept that shit.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Men with any options at all don't accept that shit
            I fail to see how him fucking both of them and them fucking each other doesn't fall under options.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only the most pathetic losers agree to an open relationship or poly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she can't have Luka at home and still fuck her best friend on the regular
      But this is still ridiculous bullshit. Cereza should be together with Jeanne, and that's it. She shouldn't be with anyone else.
      Cereza simply belongs to Jeanne.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Denial stage

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Luka may be the father of her child, but Jeanne will always be her best friend and sister. This doesn't change that and you're foolish for thinking it does.

  104. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  105. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bayo and jeanne always was a sisterly relationship

  106. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember the yuricucks on this board swearing up and down that BayoxJeanne is canon in 3, where are they at now?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      in the 41% hopefully

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Seething on twitter no doubt.

  107. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    With Bayonettas personality she probably fucked a bunch of people. She probably aborted dozens of fetusus for witchcraft purposes.

    Hell one of the loss scenes in the games is her getting raped by a black man.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >bayo/luka becomes more and more obvious
      >blacked cucks start spamming this headcanon
      lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Trannies and blacked spammers are the same people bro.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        As it always goes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gonna start stacking bayo x luka fanart to dab on chuds while my heart melts

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Man I can't wait to see confused japanese fanartists getting a flood of death threats from the alphabet maffia again.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Headcanon
        >WEBM is Literally in game scene of Rodin fucking her

        Ok

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's looks more like he beats and strips her but ok.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >word of god literally says nothing happened

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >joke shot if you lose in an optional fight

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >With Bayonettas personality she probably fucked a bunch of people.
      Truth be told she always struck me as a frat boy archetype, who tries to act like a total CHAD, but is actually a total virgin and overdoes the schtick to the point of hilarity, but would completely spill her spaghetti when someone he likes came to be forward with him.

  108. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yurishitters begone

  109. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >a witch and werewolf
    That's a neat pairing honestly

  110. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *ahem*

    LUKA FUCKED BAYONETTA . HE WAS THE FIRST TO PUT HIS TONGUE IN HER MOUTH, TO FEEL HER HEARTBEAT THUNDERING BENEATH HER SOFT BREASTS AS SHE BOLDLY EMBRACED HIM. HE LEARNED WHAT HER HAND FELT LIKE WHEN HER FINGERS INTERLOCKED HIS OWN, AND HOW THE NAPE OF HER NECK TASTED AFTER A LONG DAY IN THE SUN. HE CARVED THE SCENT OF HER HAIR INTO HIS HEART, NEXT TO THE TOUCH OF HER LIPS TRAILING KISSES DOWN HIS CHEST TOWARDS HIS GROIN.

    HE KNOWS HOW THOSE SLENDER AND DELICATE FINGERS GRIP A MAN'S SHAFT, HOW HER SOFT LIPS PART TO TAKE IT IN, AND HOW HER MOIST THROAT COAXES OUT THE CUM. LUKA IS THE FIRST TO SEE HER STRIP HER CLOTHING SEDUCTIVELY, THE FIRST TO SEE HER HEAVING BREASTS FALL AS SHE PULLED AWAY HER HAIR-SUIT, AND THE FIRST TO SEE HER FUZZY MOUND UNVEILED AS SHE SLID THE STRANDS DOWN HER THICC TONED THIGHS. HE TASTED THE SALT OF HER CUNT, DRUNK DEEP ITS HEADY AROMA, AND WAS TREATED TO WATCHING HER FLUSHED AND SWEATY AS SHE MOANED IN PLEASURE.

    HE FELT HER VULVA PART AS HE PUSHED THROUGH, AND KNOWS THE SEARING HEAT OF HER PUSSY GRIPPING HIM - BEFORE GROWING PLIANT AND SLICK AS HER JUICES FLOWED AND HER PLEASURE MOUNTED. HE KNOWS THE JOY OF GRINDING THE HEAD OF HIS COCK AGAINST HER WITCH CERVIX, OF HER HIPS BUCKING WILDLY AS HE PICKED UP SPEED, OF HER GRASPING HIS SHOULDERS AS SHE TOSSED BACK HER HEAD AND LOCKED HER LEGS AROUND HIM - BEFORE FLAME! SEARING FLAME AND THUNDER! AN ECSTACY OF HEAT AND SHUDDERING SPURTS AS HIS SHAFT PUMPED EVERY DROP OF HIS SEED STRAIGHT INTO HER WOMB.

    ALL OF THIS, KNOWN ONLY TO LUKA - NOT JEANNE.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      Cope
      >Capshit
      lol
      lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only one coping is you

  111. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bayo iv comes out
    >kamiya directly alludes to the controversial ending
    >all the pre-release footage heavily promotes bayo x jeanne, culminating in a kiss at the end of the trailer
    >yurifag fans hype up the potential retcon/alternate universe thing
    >it ends up being a fakeout and Luka gets a xenoblade harem ending
    >final scene of the series is him standing smiling behind pregnant Bayo and Jeanne

  112. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any pictures of Strider Luka yet?

  113. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck this piece of shit game and it's creators.

  114. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cope a cabana gays, bayonnaise loves the dick

  115. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >reeeeeing all day over a straight fictional character
    Not good for you, sweetie

  116. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao Luca got a dommy witch, while yurimorons got a rope with which they can cope

  117. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'm going to bed

    make another thread in 7 hours thnx

  118. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Game has canon gay romance for MC
    >HA! Look at all the seething chuds and incels

    Game has straight MC
    >They.. they're probably bi..

    Game has straight but flirty MC
    >NOOOOOOO! SHE FLIRTED WITH THAT OTHER GIRL! FUCK YOU (insert name) BOYCOTT THE GAME NOOOOOOOOOW!

    These are the fags who insult us.

  119. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be telling yurimorons to kill themselves every day

  120. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How to infect someone's womb with virgin seed. I thought you had to lose it in order to infect your womb.

  121. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even care about Bayonetta but watching /u/ throw a tantrum and cope so hard that it bends reality is entertaining as fuck.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > watching /u/ throw a tantrum and cope so hard that it bends reality
      >one thread that has been around for more than a year
      >like a dozen posts saying they are disappointed but as expected
      >more of the thread is arguing about western vs eastern RPGs, westernshit vs anime, AC: Odyssey whether or not China is ethical than even talking about Bayo3
      What an absolute trantrum, the state of yurikeks.

  122. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will officially make Luka mai husbando now
    We're over bump limit, start posting het porn lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >start posting het porn lmao
      There isn't any. Why? Because nobody ships Luka with Bayonetta. It only takes 5 brain cells to realize that Bayonetta x Jeanne makes more sense.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://doujins.com/bayonetta/midoh-tsukasa-kurai-max-446#1e2rsf5r

  123. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So many things cater to yurifags these days in every aspect of media yet ONE single character doesn't and you gays start shitting yourself in rage.

  124. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They kiss twice. Second time is in front of their daughter who approves.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nice

  125. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  126. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker: procreate, LUKA WINS, Abeposting, hetshitting, yuri/trannies BTFO
    >Also Ganker: It's not gay if I like traps or girly boys, FUCK WHY DID THEY TURN MY FUCCBOI BRIDGET INTO A chud?!!??!
    No wonder Ganker is considered as one of the most cancerous boards

  127. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    THIS THREAD WILL DIE WHEN THE YURImoron STOPS REEEEING

  128. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    THIS THREAD WILL DIE WHEN THE HETmoron STOPS REEEEING

  129. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pathetic

  130. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Based Luka.
    I'm happy for him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jump off a bridge, hetfag.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Struck a nerve, huh?

  131. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SOVL

  132. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good thread.

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