He gives me the creeps

He gives me the creeps

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a sex pest.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's Mr. steal your girl

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shadowhearts is into casual sex, she talks about it during random convos in act 1, and even Shar's books say shadows protect the cuckolds (it's literally in the game).

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTR is sexo

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It really is.

          He's the comic relief character

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh Shar, he makes my pussy wet.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally written by people with cuckold fetish to be their bull. Of course such a concept of a character is fricking creepy. The very DNA of it is degenerate.

    Porn addicted liberals shouldn't be allowed to write anything.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He wasn't even supposed to be playable, anything involving him is the headcanon of 1 cuck writer and should be ignored. Better yet, kill him after his part in Act 2 is done (if he's still alive by that point).

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Has anyone ever used him in their party? By the time you get him as playable you already have your team set up, and his class also isn't that great. He adds nothing and even Larian knows with how they just kind of shoved him into the back end of camp.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's so crazy to me hearing people say "Ah! Halsin or Minthara? I just can't pick!"

    Halsin so far has been fricking boring compared to the time I accidentally saved Minthara and recruited her

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's so crazy to me hearing people say "Ah! Halsin or Minthara? I just can't pick!"
      True, I just always pick Halsin

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately it's more like Karlach+Wyll+Halsin+The Tieflings+Possibly Gale (it you fail a check and don't savescum it) vs Minthara. Minthara is easily better than any of those characters individually but losing access to 3 or 4 companions and the tieflings cucks you out of a lot of sidequests and dialogue.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Halsin is a cool guy imo. Not the most interesting member of the team, but I'd still put him above others like Wyll, Minsc and Jaheria.
        Might change my tune on him since I'm planning on going for the 3-way route with him and Shadowheart in my current playthrough. Hopefully there's something there that'll flesh him out a bit more.

        Just ignore the grove anon. Yeah, you doom Karlach that way, but the rest of the group doesn't get pissed at your for slaughtering the druids and tieflings plus you get to have Minthara.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did it and still had like 100 hours at the end of my playthrough. Do you really need the "extra content"? I was starting to feel burned out by the end anyway. Just roleplay and make whatever choice you want.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I started blasting the moment I saw him. People be taking weirdos into their party and then complain about getting cucked. It's just like real life.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    if he had a beard youd feel differently
    also if he was written differently but thats not the characters fault

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've heard he gets weird the nanosecond his Shadowlamds questline is over, so I'm just gonna ignore him after Act II concludes
    On goody-two-shoes replay, but I already left Gale in the portal for the same reason.
    >Even Wyll tries to awkwardly court me
    BRO, I just want bros. I've already got my frog wife, so go bother the Shar slag

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He gives me the vibe of a late-forties white collar worker who runs an swinger dungeon and will eventually hang himself because his kids found his hard drives.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you ever bother use Gale?
    Dude steals your shit and in this game characters don't have any unique power, so you can turn anyone into a much better sorcerer. What's the point?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The crazy b***h in Act 3 kidnapped him in my playthrough and I was just like "idc lol" and my character watcher her kill him with a completely emotionless expression. Best moment.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I kidnapped the benched party member you have the lowest relationship with!
        Genuinely why did Orin do this?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's the sexiest girl in the game and also your cute, low-IQ sister

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so you can turn anyone into a much better sorcerer
      The point is not being a metagaming troony and actually roleplay(class respecs aren't canon).

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I empathize with him for wanting to be worthy of his goddess waifu so I always set him on the straight path (pun intended, no homosexual in my camp). He doesn't even take that many items, just a set amount and you can feed him unusable garbage anyway.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's the comic relief character

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He paves the moral way to dicky

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      We've been over this:

      He is 100% right

      But that quite literally isn't the hill you want to die on

      You ARE right but you still can't defend your position

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Legendary steam thread. It's the biggest conundrum of the decade, along with Jonah Hill's case.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate him because it's a pointless question. Druids can't polymorph into children.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Icewind Dale there is a gorillion year old demon that takes the form of a little girl.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is such a weird thing to me.

      Because no that's not the same. You're not polymorphing into a bear to frick other bears. You're consenting with another adult. It IS still bestiality. But it's not animal abuse.

      So the actual comparison would be if a changeling to the form of a child, the partner KNEW this and still had consenting sex.

      Yes it's still pedophilia. But no it's no longer child abuse. You no longer have a moral quandary. It's just weird.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It IS still bestiality
        Ok why is it allowed in video games?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because of the woke globalist agenda, that's why!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well that's just the thing.

          Because by definition this isn't actually bestiality,
          By definition, bestiality is defined as sexual relations between a human being and a lower animal. So if that animal is capable of human thought and sapience, can it still be considered a lower animal?

          This is why the subject is so weird to me. It's not technically wrong. But it's still fricking weird.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            is having sex with a moronic bear druid bestiality?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's probably because understanding something isn't entirely logical. There is an irrational component to "understanding" (Gödel's Theorem). You "understand" that it's wrong, but the reason isn't stricly algorithmic, there's some (irrational?) component involved that you can't really articulate.
            If we were strictly rational beings, there wouldn't be anything wrong with any of those scenarios.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ok why is it allowed in video games?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie this game lets you murder people in cold blood and you can even roleplay a character that performs necrophilia, cannibalism, and torture

          bestiality is like, a mid tier crime at worst compared to some of the shit you get up to. you can cooperate and help out a guy who sleeps on a bed made of literal human corpses.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, in double-standards having moralist homosexual morons' minds, pedophilia is morally the same as child abuse and you should be killed for attraction without action.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was made by an actual homosexual bottom so that's probably why

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm an actual homosexual bottom and I could write a better character.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't say the writing is good in bg3, actually it's laughably bad. The reason he's a creep is because he's a half character that was only made a companion because fujos on the larian forums wanted to see his butthole

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, I killed him until I realized he was needed to cure the blight so I reloaded. Now, I am so happy.
    Orin kidnapped him and she will kill him if I don't kill Gortash first. I'm not going to kill him first.
    Goodbye, Halisn. I can finally have you die via the plot.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting, I might use this myself to kill him off

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    he makes me horny

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make a non-combattant, deceitful and alluring character
    >intend to use "RP" power to get through the game, seducing men and betraying women
    >game is literally impossible to beat
    >decide to make an ultra stealth ninja character
    >game is literally impossible to beat

    Great RPG...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >party-based RPG
      >roll imbalanced party
      >die
      wtf

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder this basedman wrote the stories and characters of both Shadowheart and Halsin (the hypersexual bear sexpest who tries to insert himself in every one of your romances he can and who Shadowheart openly lusts after at every opportunity).

    what a funny coincidence

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty ridiculous a woman would be attracted to a bisexual man. Women find gays sexually repulsive.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I let him die in act 2, I was gonna reload and try the shadow portal shit again but I decided that I'd rather he stay dead than lift the curse

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only bad thing about him is that I can't frick HIM and he fricks ME! Down with bottoms and their monopoly!

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The whole quest with Halsin pursuing the toddler boy and that weird half naked dude singing about him in his sleep was some disturbing pedo vibe shit

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If anything "gives you the creeps" you are necessarily a woman (you aren't) or a homosexual.

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