>he plays as a mage

>he plays as a mage

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    *battle mage

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    mage players are literally all sissies irl

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      damn straight. now feed me your load, i need more mana.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        real question here, would you swallow another mans semen if you would get magic powers

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Depends entirely on the magical powers and how much semen I'd need to swallow (one time thing? Or do I need to recharge my mana by swallowing more and more load?)

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            You get a few uses per load also depeding on what kind of spell you are casting requiring more semen, so you gotta keep doing it.

            And magic in the very loose sense, make things fly, shoot fire, teleport whatever that kind of high fantasy magic shit u can think of

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              If I get, say, 500 MP and a "Master Magic" materia from FF7, I would guzzle that nut every so often not gonna lie

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Keep your Ganker-card and you become a wizard at 30 Harry.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best way to play morrowind

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like cats.

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cats are so cute bros. And we're not the only mammals that think this.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      t.cat

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mage that specializes in damaging spells
    cringe

    >mage that specializes in charms and illusions
    based

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. I once played through an entire D&D campaign as a bard who was committed to solving every single problem with nonviolent shenanigans. It was usually pretty amusing.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Add demon summoning/necromancy to based

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    mage maslo na khleba

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fireball
    >fireball 2
    >fireball 3
    >big fireball
    >big fireball 2
    >big fireball 3
    do mages reallY?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a pyromancer, you daft kitty

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >fire
      >fira
      >firaga
      >firaja
      Do Square Enix really?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      When something works so well, why change it?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >agi
      >agilao
      >agidyne
      >Maragi
      >Maragion
      >Maragidyne

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >agi -> maragi
        >agidyne -> maragidyne
        >agilao -> maragion ??
        Shouldn't it be agion? This shit triggers my autism.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why would it be agion and not maragilao

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a representation of how much intensity you will into your casting, or whatever rules magic works by in the setting. Would you prefer using a meter to choose the strength every time you cast like a swing in golf games?

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer arx fatalis type of casting

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I prefer arx fatalis type of casting
          Shit got gimmicky and tedious fast.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        that'd be cool. frick up the timing and get spell cast failure as well to spice things up

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >FIREBALL
      >ARMAGEDDON
      >CHAIN LIGHTNING
      >ICE NOVA

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >MAGIC MISSILE!
        >MAGIC MISSILE!
        >MAAAGIC MISSILE!
        >... MAGIC MISSILE!

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I'M OUT OF MANA!
          >I NEED A PO-

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >BALL LIGHTNING
        >HAILSTORM
        >FLAMESURGE
        >BURNING NOVA

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spellswords are the best class ever though
    And witches get to have cats

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    mages are usually ridiculously overpowered in a lot of games I've played.

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't play warrior

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >playing physical damage warrior only
      NGMI with physical damage immunes

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        I get to bea goblins with a big axe

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          >a couple astral phantoms immune to physical damage is among the goblins casting spells at you while your gear doesn't have any elemental resist
          YOU DIED

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            and then I come back to life and use my bare hands (steroid spell active) and rip the goblins prolapse anus right out of its socket

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              You can't even follow a simple greentext RP. Ganker is dead.

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    My favourite class to play is "crusader" which is just me getting a heavy swordsman to learn some faith magic and attacking absolutely anyone who doesn't think like me

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes and lol? I can turn you into a block of ice and crush you with telekiBlack folkis

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he plays as a bard

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      A bard is basically a male white mage without being held back by mana consumption.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        a bard sings song in a tavern and takes adventurers wiener for coin

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          So a homosexual.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >battle bard

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would there be any market for an MMO where every class controls radically differently? Bards play it like a rhythm game, archers play it like a TPS/FPS, brawlers play it like a fighting game, magicians like an RPG, etc etc?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      TESO tried to be different but WoW and FFXIV are still at the top. Other than that MMOs are cancer because it's a grind for RNG bullshit and P2W.

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >play a fighter
    >Hit Hard
    >Hit Harder
    >Hit Hardest

    >play a wizard
    >Summon Dreadfricker
    >Finger of Death
    >Hellfire
    >Deep Freeze
    >Stop Time
    >Raise Dead
    >Teleport
    >Levitate

    It's a rare game where the metal-swingers are more interesting than magic.

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >heavy armor
    >two handed sword
    >fire elemental enchantment
    Every. Single. Time.

  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Battleaxe cleric is fun to play as. You get spells and skull-smashing fun.

  19. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Mage casts elemental spells
    >Makes a shitty pun every time they shoot a spell like "Things are HEATING up" for fire or "You need to CHILL out" for ice

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      "Ice to see ya Goblin"
      "Stay cool"
      "Chill"
      "Allow me to break the ice"
      "time to kick some ice"

  20. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    It depends on the game. If melee or archery is boring as frick, like a CRPG, I will go spell caster. If I'm playing Dragon's Dogma, it's Assassin/Strider all of the day bro.

  21. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    i play as a rogue for the sole purpose of pissing people off

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