Depends entirely on the magical powers and how much semen I'd need to swallow (one time thing? Or do I need to recharge my mana by swallowing more and more load?)
This. I once played through an entire D&D campaign as a bard who was committed to solving every single problem with nonviolent shenanigans. It was usually pretty amusing.
It's a representation of how much intensity you will into your casting, or whatever rules magic works by in the setting. Would you prefer using a meter to choose the strength every time you cast like a swing in golf games?
>a couple astral phantoms immune to physical damage is among the goblins casting spells at you while your gear doesn't have any elemental resist
YOU DIED
My favourite class to play is "crusader" which is just me getting a heavy swordsman to learn some faith magic and attacking absolutely anyone who doesn't think like me
Would there be any market for an MMO where every class controls radically differently? Bards play it like a rhythm game, archers play it like a TPS/FPS, brawlers play it like a fighting game, magicians like an RPG, etc etc?
>Mage casts elemental spells >Makes a shitty pun every time they shoot a spell like "Things are HEATING up" for fire or "You need to CHILL out" for ice
It depends on the game. If melee or archery is boring as frick, like a CRPG, I will go spell caster. If I'm playing Dragon's Dogma, it's Assassin/Strider all of the day bro.
*battle mage
mage players are literally all sissies irl
damn straight. now feed me your load, i need more mana.
real question here, would you swallow another mans semen if you would get magic powers
Depends entirely on the magical powers and how much semen I'd need to swallow (one time thing? Or do I need to recharge my mana by swallowing more and more load?)
You get a few uses per load also depeding on what kind of spell you are casting requiring more semen, so you gotta keep doing it.
And magic in the very loose sense, make things fly, shoot fire, teleport whatever that kind of high fantasy magic shit u can think of
If I get, say, 500 MP and a "Master Magic" materia from FF7, I would guzzle that nut every so often not gonna lie
Keep your Ganker-card and you become a wizard at 30 Harry.
Best way to play morrowind
I like cats.
Cats are so cute bros. And we're not the only mammals that think this.
t.cat
>mage that specializes in damaging spells
cringe
>mage that specializes in charms and illusions
based
This. I once played through an entire D&D campaign as a bard who was committed to solving every single problem with nonviolent shenanigans. It was usually pretty amusing.
Add demon summoning/necromancy to based
mage maslo na khleba
>fireball
>fireball 2
>fireball 3
>big fireball
>big fireball 2
>big fireball 3
do mages reallY?
That's a pyromancer, you daft kitty
>fire
>fira
>firaga
>firaja
Do Square Enix really?
When something works so well, why change it?
>agi
>agilao
>agidyne
>Maragi
>Maragion
>Maragidyne
>agi -> maragi
>agidyne -> maragidyne
>agilao -> maragion ??
Shouldn't it be agion? This shit triggers my autism.
Why would it be agion and not maragilao
It's a representation of how much intensity you will into your casting, or whatever rules magic works by in the setting. Would you prefer using a meter to choose the strength every time you cast like a swing in golf games?
I prefer arx fatalis type of casting
>I prefer arx fatalis type of casting
Shit got gimmicky and tedious fast.
that'd be cool. frick up the timing and get spell cast failure as well to spice things up
>FIREBALL
>ARMAGEDDON
>CHAIN LIGHTNING
>ICE NOVA
>MAGIC MISSILE!
>MAGIC MISSILE!
>MAAAGIC MISSILE!
>... MAGIC MISSILE!
>I'M OUT OF MANA!
>I NEED A PO-
>BALL LIGHTNING
>HAILSTORM
>FLAMESURGE
>BURNING NOVA
Spellswords are the best class ever though
And witches get to have cats
mages are usually ridiculously overpowered in a lot of games I've played.
>he doesn't play warrior
>playing physical damage warrior only
NGMI with physical damage immunes
I get to bea goblins with a big axe
>a couple astral phantoms immune to physical damage is among the goblins casting spells at you while your gear doesn't have any elemental resist
YOU DIED
and then I come back to life and use my bare hands (steroid spell active) and rip the goblins prolapse anus right out of its socket
You can't even follow a simple greentext RP. Ganker is dead.
My favourite class to play is "crusader" which is just me getting a heavy swordsman to learn some faith magic and attacking absolutely anyone who doesn't think like me
Yes and lol? I can turn you into a block of ice and crush you with telekiBlack folkis
>he plays as a bard
A bard is basically a male white mage without being held back by mana consumption.
a bard sings song in a tavern and takes adventurers wiener for coin
So a homosexual.
>battle bard
Would there be any market for an MMO where every class controls radically differently? Bards play it like a rhythm game, archers play it like a TPS/FPS, brawlers play it like a fighting game, magicians like an RPG, etc etc?
TESO tried to be different but WoW and FFXIV are still at the top. Other than that MMOs are cancer because it's a grind for RNG bullshit and P2W.
>play a fighter
>Hit Hard
>Hit Harder
>Hit Hardest
>play a wizard
>Summon Dreadfricker
>Finger of Death
>Hellfire
>Deep Freeze
>Stop Time
>Raise Dead
>Teleport
>Levitate
It's a rare game where the metal-swingers are more interesting than magic.
>heavy armor
>two handed sword
>fire elemental enchantment
Every. Single. Time.
Battleaxe cleric is fun to play as. You get spells and skull-smashing fun.
>Mage casts elemental spells
>Makes a shitty pun every time they shoot a spell like "Things are HEATING up" for fire or "You need to CHILL out" for ice
"Ice to see ya Goblin"
"Stay cool"
"Chill"
"Allow me to break the ice"
"time to kick some ice"
It depends on the game. If melee or archery is boring as frick, like a CRPG, I will go spell caster. If I'm playing Dragon's Dogma, it's Assassin/Strider all of the day bro.
i play as a rogue for the sole purpose of pissing people off