>He still doesn't have SeX

>He still doesn't have SeX
Why?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm a priest i can't have sex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good excuse il use that when I'm asked next

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't stop the priest who molested me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're fault for being cath*lic

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have a computer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have a PC.

      That's the virginest thing I ever heard in my life.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >virginest
        MA'AM MA'AM WHO TOLD YOU REDEEM

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have a PC.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's like the opposite of sex.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ever since they killed the BC program I've felt nothing but regret for purchasing this pos

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not rich or handsome and don't want to chase women like some fanatic just to get pussy,

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The games on it that I would play are already on PC.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They would also play like shit, be digital only and require a much more expensive computer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        every game on pc is better than on consoles because of mods and you can use gyro in any game you want
        shitbox is the only console without gyro

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Literally no games

          Ok chuds. Saints row 2 patch when? Never. RDR 1 at 4K without emulation? Lost odyssey at 4K? Never ever

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've given up on gaming

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >globohomo
    >no MS studio has made a game worth playing in a decade except for a couple racing games, I guess
    >all the recent MS games have been particularly bad with Halo Infinite demonstrating that an effectively infinite budget can't even save your ass when you work for MS. you can never finish a robust game with a decent amount of content.
    Xbox is CURSED to have no game ever again. and don't get me started on the Piss5.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But I do. Its a great console for bloatware I don't want on my PC SSD like MS flight sim and Forza.

    Also plays 90% of my old 360 discs which is great

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally no games

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    flight simulator is the only game I legitimately would want from the xbox ecosystem

    everything else I can get by just fine on playstation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's the shit.

      t. pcgay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I understand the reason why but this game can easily eat 800GB of data because of the cloud if you like to visit different locations. Can't use more than 1.2TB due to absurd datacaps.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have one. Don't really play on it tho.
    My gf(female)uses it to play some girly indies on gamepass, but ever since I got one I play more on the OG xbox than the SeX. Like 20/1

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got computers that's why.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have a PC, the frick would I be doing with an Xbox?

      T. Non homeowners who live in an apartment and don’t have room for PC + console

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Schizobabble

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          T. Rentcuck

          I said computers plural.

          Now that really is pointless. You have an office PC and a TV PC? Imagine booting from windows and using a wireless keyboard propped up on your gut in the living room. What no pussy does to a man

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            NTA I have a tower, a laptop and a deck
            tower ends up being a media center/server/VR center. laptop and deck are everything else.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Laptops are gay as frick. I have a PC for FPS games, general steam games, etc.

              Xbox with 2tb NVME SSD for bloatware like game pass, flight sim, old 360 games , and a deck I never use

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                laptop is just a tad more powerful than the tower (2080S vs 3070) so i game on the laptop more often

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ah i see. I grew up playing stuff like battlefield 1942 on a laptop and I can’t stand the ergonomics of it now

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I can’t stand the ergonomics of it now
                i get that. i plug a 1440p/144hz monitor into the laptop and use kb/m and PS5 controllers

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The keyboard is on my coffee table, thank you.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So you’re a hunchback leaning over your coffee table while you boot from windows on a TV. Got it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah I lean back and use the mouse on my couch.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I said computers plural.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do have one. Primarily for NG2, Sonic Unleashed and Scorn.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sonic Unleashed
      A polished turd is still a turd.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have my problems with it, but now that I'm done with the game I can just replay the daytime stages whenever I want and that's what I played it for in the first place. The game really needed to be 60fps on release like it is now.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Needs an internet connection for stuff and I live in rural America

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have one with 300 games installed but I'm enjoying games less nowadays so I end up playing multiplayer games with friends 90% of the time now. I'm glad I didn't invest in a PC because I wouldn't even use it so the xbox is actually a reasonable investment if you're jaded like me. Good media box as well.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have a PC, the frick would I be doing with an Xbox?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >current year and morons still buy drm boxes
    lol
    lmao even

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't you have some phone scams to run, Rupesh?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do though, and I love it like the bawd I am :3

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >2022
    >no gyro

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got one for msrp, kept it for a year, then sold it to build my first gaming PC. Dont get me wrong I loved it but I just realized a PC was better and I can still use Game Pass not to mention pirate. It also edits videos WAY better than my laptop which is what I was using before. But the series X is great.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Should have just kept both. You sound like a rentcuck apartmentoid though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        HELLO SIRS

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder: PS5 has over 95% of the market share in India.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Should have just kept both
        I saw no reason to. Why should I have kept both?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          One for the office, one for the living room

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            eh I guess. its not a big deal if I ever want to get an xbox again I can just buy one. they will only get cheaper plus there may or may not be pro/slim versions in the future

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No games

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only legitimate reasons to not have SeX:
    You managed to get a PS5 and are waiting for the midgen refresh
    You have a badass computer with a 30XX or better gpu
    You are a closeted homosexual(does not apply to trannies, the openly homosexual or a baskin robins gender).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I ended up getting one for the BC and more consistent features because every other platform is schizophrenic about offering proper HDR and audio options. On PS5, Sony was too lazy to pay the license for Dolby Vision or Atmos so you're stick with their inferior 3D audio BS and HDR10, PC "can" have Dolby Vision support but almost nothing supports it or will support it since devs probably would need to pay Dolby on a per-game basis and some games like Master Chief Collection just omit HDR altogether unlike the Xbox version. I love Mark Cerny but he fell a little short with the PS5 featureset this time.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >me and bro get new SeX as longtime PSgays
    >i enjoy the console
    >brother plays for a few hours BF2042 shitty game but i digress
    >we try to play online a week later
    >his account is locked for suspicious behaviour
    >he only played on he console for a few hours, with new fresh account
    funny how you get randomly banned for litteraly nothing, great console shitty company

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based Xbox purging the undesirables like this guys gay brother who bought 2042

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have a PC + no games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Judging by your beebz.fail gif you’re also a wienerless troony rentcuck without the diversity of having both an office and a living room

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick did I just read?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ESL with random autotranslated insults i'm pretty certain at this point

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ESL with random autotranslated insults i'm pretty certain at this point

          Nope perfectly legible and easy to understand. You are the ESL’s my apartment dwelling friends

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ook eek la

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i think its a bot reply

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want one but even if I did these things and the NoGamestation 5 are way too hard to get. You used to be able to just walk into a store or buy online without hassle whenever you wanted.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Funny enough, I got mine just walking into Gamestop on Saturday. Although it was the only one they had.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like the SeS better

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why yes I own a Xbox Series X and my main computer is an M1 iMac. How did you know?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm always curious what it would be like to use a modern Mac. I haven't touch MacOS since the early 2000s so I have no real idea what it's like now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s like any computer to be honest. This is my first Mac ever and I love it but for what I do the difference between Windows and this is nonexistent. It looks nice on my desk though and the screen is on a whole other level.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got an Xbox Series X because my friends have one and my computer is from 2015. I'm still rocking a GTX970

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have a pc with free online and more games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Think I'll be taking those games now.

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