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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the autocannon meta is upon us

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this makes AMR amazing. I don't know if this applies to supply backpacks but if it does then you can basically use the AMR as a primary if it does.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it does not full the supply backpack

        >4 (fünf) different currencies
        I don't play this game but are those real money currencies or just in game currencies?

        those are all ingame

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, I'm saying if one square of the supply backpack refills your AMR ammunition to maximum after you get this upgrade then you are privy to an absurd amount of ammunition. But it could be that only summoned resupply capsules give you maximum ammunition

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's almost assuredly resuply drops only as they have completely different models then the ammo boxes you find in field

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            its definitely the resupply stratagem, otherwise the upgrade becomes ridiculous

            this makes AMR amazing. I don't know if this applies to supply backpacks but if it does then you can basically use the AMR as a primary if it does.

            it applies to backpack as well. that very last icon is the spear's icon missile

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        in-game
        the first three are samples (you pick them up on the map in-game) of increasing rarity, and the last is currency earned from missions.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >4 (fünf) different currencies
      I don't play this game but are those real money currencies or just in game currencies?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They can only be aquired 8n game, first 3 are samples, difficulty effects which you find. Fourth is requisition forms which you get for completing objectives.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're all real money currencies

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        4 isn't fünf you fat moron

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it is in Granburu Fantaji

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No but there is a real money currency, rate of acquisition without paying is not great but not terrible, nothing you get with the premium currency is that significant though and there's no real FOMO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no fricking way
      that's massive

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's funny how they buffed the ammo received from boxes for the spear and recoilless, only to just add this

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair this works for ammo found on the ground, the module only works for resupply boxes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >150 """common""" samples
      >15 super samples
      You can easily get the 15 super samples in 3 missions, I quite commonly extract with them but to keep pace you would need 50 common samples per mission which is literally impossible since there aren't even that many in a mission. my best common sample haul ever was 25. This is ridiculous

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I hate that common samples are the constant bottleneck, doesnt seem right

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess they really want people playing easy/medium

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I hate that common samples are the constant bottleneck, doesnt seem right

        I guess they really want people playing easy/medium

        Oh dang guys... You mean we have to play more than 3 missions? Thats crazy... Thats like 1 whole operation. What were they thinking? Nobody and I mean NOBODY is going to play 3 missions. Thats like a whole hour and a half. What an insane time commitment.... I only wanted to play the game for like 1 more hour ever, tops.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie the ACTUAL problem is the rare samples, 150 is not an insignificant amount, esp. since the cap was 250.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are barely going to notice any difference at all with any one of those upgrades besides "superior packing methodology"

            Try not to literally shit your pants from not being able to have them all unlocked right now. Less than an hour after the upgrades dropped. It has to be blowing the devs minds how absolutely, ludicrously, pants-on-head, moronicly impatient the average "gamer" has become now.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              stop talking

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              me on the far left

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just speedrun trivial missions, it's 10-15 common samples each time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      apparently it's broken though, more than one person has tested and it doesn't fill the pack

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Somebody stim her ;_;

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sample grind can eat my whole ass.
      Even doing optimal methods like running Rank 7 over 9 and farming samps quicker is still ass.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      From left to right
      >samples from easy missions
      >samples from medium missions
      >samples from hard missions
      (All picked up from points of interest in game)
      >requisition points, pseudo exp earned from doing objectives, completing missions and also found in points of interest

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Time to join chinese lobbies.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >People aren't Supet Sample maxed already
      Real homies know it's gonna be the Green/Orange farm that's going to be hell. Regardless, glad to see these have a use again. Eagle upgrade is going to be my last one though, seems kind of pointless, but I'll take it when I get it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        really? seems like the only decent one, supply one is bugged for a bunch of weapons, fire dmg is meh, turrets still die in 1 hit etc

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have seen my gat turret take some major slaps from bugs and tank it out since the health upgrade and the turn faster makes its speedy

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I have seen my gat turret take some major slaps from bugs
            bugs don't do 'splody damage, so the upgrade is pointless for that.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If your Eagles are already doing their thing, making them do it harder is overkill. Meanwhile, +1 Arc hit is literally more constant damage, Supply makes some weapons far more viable, and HE Barrage was already decent and now is concentrated fricking hell on your enemies, since every blast is pushed 15% closer to center.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >+1 Arc hit is literally more constant damage
            havent seen a single person use this since they nerfed the quick fire
            >HE Barrage
            also never see this get picked outside of the occasional blitz and even then laser outclasses it for bots

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              People are stupid and don't experiment, so it's no suprise to me. The number of crybabies that seethed about Slugger nerf and not being able to stagger enemies is funny when the Punisher is right fricking there, is an absolute rape train of a Shotgun, and seemingly nobody uses it.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I use the arc all the time so people with heavier weapons can take out hulks and devastators because they stun lock everything

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                More chains means more stunned heavies, more chaff taken out around them. We're in for a good time fellow Tesla trooper.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know the eagle upgrade doesn't do much, but eagle airstrike is S-tier and I like cluster bombs against bugs.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which is why this upgrade is useless. It's like having an upgrade to launchers that says "Do 10% more damage with launchers," when they already 1 shot most heavy units and 10% buff wouldn't make a difference against shit like Bile Titans.

          If they wanted to wow me with an Orbital/Eagle upgrade, increase bullet strategem call-in damage by 10% and allow it to strip armor after so many hits.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i haven't used it yet, but i imagine 1 extra bomb on airstrike helps it's consistency against tanks

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Tossing the strategem orb on the tank solves this issue already.

              An extra cluster bomb is not an insignificant change. That's like 25% more lethality for that stratagem + higher chance it will take out fabs/hulks, etc.

              Clusterbombs are already team killing nightmares, and are a one and done use item, where bug breech waves are the real issue. Taking out a single wave while accidentally pissing off even more nearby patrols more consistently ain't the win you think it is.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You grind your nuts off to get your 1 extra bomb upgrade.
              >Then suddenly its, oh wow, omg airstrike is OP!
              >Immediately gets nerfed to having only 2 charges instead of 3.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Picking up samples that are littered around the things you are already doing is "grinding your nuts off"
                When you simply default to difficulty 7+, it's no longer grinding.

                Basically what I'm saying is, skill issue.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was a joke, calm down

                (Im samplemaxxed btw)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            An extra cluster bomb is not an insignificant change. That's like 25% more lethality for that stratagem + higher chance it will take out fabs/hulks, etc.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >grind your way to resource cap
        >new update requires you to double it
        lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The supers aren't the problem, it's the rare samples that are expensive as frick seemingly.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new bolt action medium armor pen explosive rifle doesnt even 1 shot brood commander heads
    imagine a slugger with dominator weapon sway and a long cooldown, dogshit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why I didn't even bother to prepare 1000 SC for this, I knew they were going to be complete dogshit weapons just like the last battle pass, and the one before that.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are swedes... moronic?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you know how to read?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implies before the upgrade we go out into space and put shells into the front of the barrel
        Can you have a nice day Black person?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The guns most likely retract back into the gun bays.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            And then they put the rounds into the front of the barrels? We haven't done that for several hundred years.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Super earth is a civilization that sends in ground troops when they very clearly have enough resources to carpet bomb entire planets. They aren't exactly the universe's brightest.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah bro just bomb "the planet". That's a great idea, that'll be great for those "rescue civvie" missions.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They’re strengthening the human race by sending the truly gullible and uncritical off to die… voluntarily.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, but can you be sure of that?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Given how the cooldown for the 380 barrage is several minutes, I suspect they just put ensign Ramirez and private Johnson into spacesuits and tell them to get to work.
              The next question then is:
              >Internal or external ammo rack?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That is what muzzle loading is, yes.
          do you really think it beyond Super Earth government to send dudes in EVA suits to haul ordinance around?
          They probably still do it with machines, yes, but the guns are muzzle loaded

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks anon. Can you explain to me how you muzzle load a gatling cannon?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              With gusto!

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              very carefully

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              very carefully

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Very carefully

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Thanks anon. Can you explain to me how you muzzle load a gatling cannon?
              With love and attention.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Chambers swivel gun. Each barrel would be muzzle loaded with 32 shots stacked one on top of the other. When fired, every shot starts to chain detonate from the top down.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >send dudes in EVA suits to haul ordinance around
            They should because that goes really hard.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dunno about swedes but you clearly are moronic.

        >t. moronic skinny fat edgelord troony swedes

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have nothing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you always post that selfie of you??

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dunno about swedes but you clearly are moronic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They got plenty of people, machines cost more to replace. That's why you gotta pay up.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implies before the upgrade we go out into space and put shells into the front of the barrel
      Can you have a nice day Black person?

      Congrats, you found one of the many jokes ingame!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you think "rear loading" meant "really push that rocket way down there, really hard"?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implies before the upgrade we go out into space and put shells into the front of the barrel
      Can you have a nice day Black person?

      You are aware the game is satire, right? Yes anon, that is the exact implication of breech loading shells, this is the same game where you're banned from having sex unless you fill out a form and wait 180 days for approval every time you want to, and where your Helldiver contract explicitly says actually reading the contract is illegal. It's supposed to be ridiculous.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it's moronic. It's dumb. It's like saying all the guns you carry are barrel loaded. It's stupid. It makes no sense. We haven't done that for over a hundred years. But now we're doing it in space of all things? It's dumb. It makes no sense. The game being political satire has nothing to do with it you stupid fricking moron.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why would this government that's portrayed as absolutely incompetent do stupid things?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >politically incompetent
            >has made railguns
            >inertial dampening fields on disposable hellpods
            >space travel
            >space time bending faster than light travel
            >UHHHH WE LOAD DA GUNS IN DA BARREL ITS NORMAL BECUZ DA GOBBERMUNT IS DA FACIST HUUURRR!
            I'd spit in your c**t face in real life.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sometimes people make jokes for the funny you autist.
              you're getting really hung up on this, did a muzzle-loaded gun frick your mother or something?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You realise the people in charge aren't the ones making those scientific discoveries right? And we have no idea how many of those innovations came before the creation of the World Government

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sometimes people make jokes for the funny you autist.
                you're getting really hung up on this, did a muzzle-loaded gun frick your mother or something?

                And there's the cope. From
                >you're moronic anon xD
                to now
                >UHH AKSHUALLY
                and
                >NOOO YOU HATE TRANS PEOPLE YHOU THINK ABOUT TRANNIES SO MUCH YOU
                Absolutely unhinged gay responses because I call out something dumb and you stupid fricks think it's intentional and not because the tardo swede who wrote this part knew nothing about guns and how they work.
                Incredible.
                >THIS IS ALL OLD TECHNOLOGY AND SUPER EARTH IS TECHNOLOGICALLY STAGNANT
                Absolutely untrue and you obviously haven't played the first game or know anything about the lore you fricking Black person.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>you're moronic anon xD
                you are
                >>UHH AKSHUALLY
                Never said that
                >>NOOO YOU HATE TRANS PEOPLE YHOU THINK ABOUT TRANNIES SO MUCH YOU
                Given how nobody brought up trannies before you did (in this post), yes, that seems like an accurate assesment.
                > you stupid fricks think it's intentional and not because the tardo swede who wrote this part knew nothing about guns and how they work.
                They accurately describe muzzle loading and then describe the way modern artillery works. they know how it works. this is not some super secret space magic.
                >>THIS IS ALL OLD TECHNOLOGY AND SUPER EARTH IS TECHNOLOGICALLY STAGNANT
                I don't know anything about the latter part, but yes this is old technology that they already have.
                There is no reason it isn't the way your guns are from the start.
                that
                is
                the
                joke
                you
                spastic
                double
                Black person

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >DATS DA JOKE!
                No it isn't. The joke is jingoism is moronic. It's nothing about the in universe technology you fricking moron. How can you be so mentally incapable of getting a joke? When someone sets up a joke you don't start laughing when he says
                "An irishman and an englishman walk into a bar"
                You wait for the fricking punchline. The englishman and the irishman aren't the joke it's what happens to them in the bar that's the joke.
                You stupid fricking mentally ill c**t.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The upgrade IS the setup you moron.
                The payoff is the realization that they've been loading your guns in the most moronic way while there was a better alternative available.
                that you're too autistic to realize that is your own fault, not the devs'.

                Dude just ignore him, he's clearly just shitposting at this point. Nothing you respond with will matter.

                I'll do what I want, thank you very much.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude just ignore him, he's clearly just shitposting at this point. Nothing you respond with will matter.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              NTA but you sound especially autistic. Why, out of all the nonsensical and ridiculous shit in this game (that is dine on purpose mind you) is this one detail the one you get hung up on? Using super glue for sentries to be more durable is another ship upgrade, why aren't you getting bent out of shape on that?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Using super glue on disposable items just makes a lot of sense.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ITS ON PURPOSE!!!! BECAUSE DA GAME IS ABOUT DA FACISM xD
                Prove it you fricking weak little b***h Black person.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >shipping super destroyer with the trial version of it's OS
                >filling your pit crews food with steroids being a lower tier upgrade than giving them hand carts
                >having a research committee to determine that adding more guns means you shoot more

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I understand your position perfectly but reject it as irrelevant to the fun I have with the game.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's dumb. It makes no sense.
          Filling out paperwork to have sex makes sense?
          Giving every citizen a 300 year old rifle for free when they turn 16 makes sense?
          Utilizing child labor in a space-age future makes sense?
          It's very clearly satire. If you absolutely need to rationalize it, remember that you're paying for these upgrades yourself instead of simply being issued them when you're in the middle of a major war. It could be easily reasoned that they made them this way because it was bottom-of-the-barrel cheap and they can milk you for every penny they can before you're splattered across some backwater planet and a fresh replacement pops out of the cryopod to continue the cycle. Which, again, also does not make logical sense. It is a satirical video game. It is not supposed to portray a logical, sensical thing.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Giving every citizen a 300 year old rifle for free when they turn 16 makes sense?
            where do they say this but also yes

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's in the first game, presumably still applies to the second
              https://helldivers.fandom.com/wiki/M2016_Constitution
              >The M2016 'Constitution' is a reproduction of the old M1903 service rifle used in ancient times. It is fairly ineffective in combat but is used within the Super Earth Armed Forces as a ceremonial rifle. Every citizen is issued one once they turn 16 to encourage service.
              It's speculated Arrowhead will add it to Helldivers 2 on Liberty Day (October 26th), since with the first game they actually gave the players a free DLC every year. Supposedly they still do, haven't checked.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I see, neat.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stop having autism, NOW.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            *Beats your face into a pulp in a moron rage* NO!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Another anon that thinks this game is dead fricking serious and not a tongue-in-cheek parody of every piece of media it shamelessly borrows from.
      Yes, by default they're putting personnel in danger to load your orbital cannons, does that bother you?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never said that you strawmanning thin wristed narrow shouldered weak little wimp.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wait,..... are you actually huge IRL??? I'm so sory. PLS don't hurt me, i didn't mean to challenge your firm opinions on video game guns

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait till you see the one that reinforces the sentries by applying superglue

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depending on the strength of future super glue that may be completely plausible. Muzzle loading orbital gatling guns isn't.

        >It's dumb. It makes no sense.
        Filling out paperwork to have sex makes sense?
        Giving every citizen a 300 year old rifle for free when they turn 16 makes sense?
        Utilizing child labor in a space-age future makes sense?
        It's very clearly satire. If you absolutely need to rationalize it, remember that you're paying for these upgrades yourself instead of simply being issued them when you're in the middle of a major war. It could be easily reasoned that they made them this way because it was bottom-of-the-barrel cheap and they can milk you for every penny they can before you're splattered across some backwater planet and a fresh replacement pops out of the cryopod to continue the cycle. Which, again, also does not make logical sense. It is a satirical video game. It is not supposed to portray a logical, sensical thing.

        >filling out paperwork to have sex makes sense
        The chinese did this for fricking years you stupid frick. It's literally happened. One is bureaucratic moronation in a jingoist future murrica and the other is basic technology and how things work.
        Again you heard
        >OH ITS MAKING DA FUNNY ABOUT AMERICANS AND JINGOISM!!!! DAT MEANS EVERYTHING IS DA JOKE!
        Because you're a stupid fricking muttican who doesn't get nuance and jokes.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ah yes, supergluing shit is totally better than just simply welding shit because da future!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The chinese did this for fricking years you stupid frick.
          You mean the 1-child policy? The one enacted for overpopulation? That makes sense in space, where there's a ton of planets to live on?
          >One is bureaucratic moronation in a jingoist future murrica and the other is basic technology and how things work.
          Same thing. Haven't you seen the NGSW? America is literally adopting a shitty 20-round battle rifle to replace the M4 carbine (which requires a suppressor to not instantly deafen it's operator and is less powerful than a fricking .308) because Sig bribed politicians for the contract. America already has adopted a shitty Indian-made pistol that fires randomly and snaps in half. They're literally adopting worse and outdated weapons that make zero sense for their intended roles. Bureaucratic moronation affects technology too, namely stupid people making things stupider and greedy people caring more about money than about technological advancement. It fits, you just refuse to see it.
          >Because you're a stupid fricking muttican who doesn't get nuance and jokes.
          I'm not the face reflected in your screen anon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tyrese, give these space homies a volly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How can you not think that is hilarious, anon?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        some people don't understand dry humor I suppose

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's hilarious about it? Both are perfectly valid and existing methods of loading. It's just optimization, nothing satirical in this

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It says the SPACE GUN was loaded from the front

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ah yes, supergluing shit is totally better than just simply welding shit because da future!

        Superglue works by melting things together you stupid fricking... What is wrong with americans are you all this stupid?

        >shipping super destroyer with the trial version of it's OS
        >filling your pit crews food with steroids being a lower tier upgrade than giving them hand carts
        >having a research committee to determine that adding more guns means you shoot more

        All of these things are plausible to happen and have happened in real life. WE DONT BREACH LOAD FRICKING ARTILLERY. There's no reason to ever do this. It's the hardest way to load artillery. There's a reason we don't do this anymore and haven't since using cannons and muskets. Why would we do that? Steroids to ground crew makes sense because it makes them BETTER at their job. Releasing the demo OS on super destroyers may make sense to GET THEM OUT OF PRODUCTION QUICKER.
        Are you fricking dumb? What is wrong with your brain? Is corn syrup really a braincell killer?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you know what else works by melting things together? WELDING you dumb Black person

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            And if the future super glue worked better than welding you'd use that in a heartbeat over welding it you stupid mutt c**t.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              im glad you agree that muzzle loading was a valid way of loading an artillery piece because thats how its done in the future, we could've saved some half an hour of your sperging out of it not making sense

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              What if future muzzle loading worked better than current breech loading? Checkmate, atheist.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You spent all that autism just to say "well I guess it works that way in the future"

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's amazing how buttflustered you got because of a joke.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >we don't do this anymore
          Yes, since you bought the upgrade. What's so hard to understand here? Ship bad when they launch, improve ship.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon the joke is that they were muzzle loading, and now they're breach loading.
          The joke is that it was stupid.
          That's the funny part anon.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >All of these things are plausible to happen and have happened in real life. WE DONT BREACH LOAD FRICKING ARTILLERY. There's no reason to ever do this. It's the hardest way to load artillery.
          You're moronic

          Most modern artilltery pieces are breech loaded. (not "breach" you dumb esl)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            sneed loaded*

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I meant barrel. Read the thread you stupid mutt scum. Fricking ugly ass mutt. Why are you mutts so fricking ugly and greasy? Corn syrup ass homosexual. Weak wimp b***h.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Crying ass Greek vibes

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm German, fellow ESL-kun. It's also not called barrel loading but muzzle loading you utter moron.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >muh great grandaddys grandmas grand sons great aunts sissyfied blacked nephews DAAWWWGGG was german so I'm german toooo!!!
                DIE you fricking mutt scum. DIE!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nein, ich wohne buchstäblich in Deutschland du halbhirniger Bastard.
                Lern halt mal die Sprache bevor du hier einen auf dicke Hose machst.
                Hurensohn.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Auch: wenn man scheiße gelabert hat sollte man dazu stehen und dann nicht so tun als wäre mal ja dermaßen abgedreht und schizo. Mega durchschaubare Fassade.
                Volltrottel.

                I don't know what you said Fritz, but that guy got BTFO.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Auch: wenn man scheiße gelabert hat sollte man dazu stehen und dann nicht so tun als wäre mal ja dermaßen abgedreht und schizo. Mega durchschaubare Fassade.
                Volltrottel.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally all the Upgrade texts are just jokes dummy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about the LCL fluid for the eagle, the leg room reduction isn't much of a joke either really

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you mean the ongoing series of joke upgrades where literally everything is stripped out of the eagle to make room for more bombs?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Eagle gets more and more cramped
          >not a joke

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rear loading

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this army was supposed to conquer usa in modern warfare 2008
        LMAO

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          youve lost against worse

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            cope harder vatnik

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >vatnik
              do you really just assume anyone pointing out how you lost to brownoid farmers the last 3 or 4 times are russian?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I care not about the specific style of thirdie mystery meat you claim to be, slavshill.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you still seething that the taliban pulled all your gay pride flags down from the embassy?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like we don't do the same

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new black/yellow armor
    >it's a shitty fricking servo assist set
    GOD FRICKING DAMN YOU

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another red armor set
    >with a neon orange cape
    are they moronic?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You still have to ask?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the cool gasmask armor is servo assisted
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take the servopill. That +30% is addicting

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i never really need to throw that far and the limb health is lmao tier

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The limb health bonus is actually godly because it's an even better version of the health booster, but only for the person using the armor. If you're dropping with less people, you can take servo-assisted armor so you can use a different booster like stamina or hellpod space optimization. Alternatively, all 4 players could use servo-assisted armor and just ignore the health booster, essentially allowing you an extra booster. The holy trinity of boosters is usually health + stamina + space optimization, then you can take something extra like muscle enhancement or the radar booster, maybe the localization confusion one (don't bother with the reinforcement boosters, they're not worth it). If everyone takes servo-assist, you no longer need the health part, so you can take stamina, space, and then two extras.
          I'd only use the health booster if you have 3 people and all really need a different armor effect for some reason.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ive seen some information that the health booster actually gives you some hp, does the limb health bonus also give you hp?
            if not, then it isn't that great for my playstyle where i shove a stim in me as soon as i take damage to help prevent death

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        pointless

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't know how to play the game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Super Earth doesn't want you to know this, but you can wear the gas mask with any armor

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It clashes aesthetically with the other armors with skills I like. It works well with the default armor though

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    new ship upgrades
    >resupply boxes completely refill support weapons
    >120mm/380mm barrage spread reduced by 15%
    >eagle strats that drop multiple bombs drop an extra bomb
    >strats that use fire damage get +25% damage (no grenades)
    >100s cooldown reduction for non-sentry emplacements (tesla+shield+mines+turret)
    >lightning arcs to 1 additional enemy
    >sentries take 50% less damage from explosions

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      barrage spread reduced by 15%
      strats that drop multiple bombs drop an extra bomb
      that's pretty neat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did they add/change anything else? Is it just new upgrades/warbond?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Flamethrower buffed AGAIN
      Holy shit
      My love getting even more love

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        For a sec I thought it was all fire, and I was going to set myself on fire for not getting steeled vets. But I'll still dig 25% bonus to the flamethrower that's nice

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        burn damage still only works for the host, flame stuff isnt worth taking unless you're host then its great.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a buff to fire damage, not burn damage

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have good news, I grabbed it and holy SHIT do you burn stuff quick. But the lack of any fire resistance gear makes it too unreliable.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy frick it's real

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        neat how they are going to do gradual roll outs, i did want a end game sink and these upgrades will require alot

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy frick those prices.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Funny how the one by far the best (resupply) is the cheapest one

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah not at all.
          In most missions i evac with 30/40 commons, similar rare and 3 to 10 super. And usually something between 3000 and 5000 req points. Majority of hell divers are sitting on their commons samples and req points relatively quick, you level up very fast in this game.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Who asked?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              idc

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's hilarious how 380mm gays were so insufferable with their moronic RNG strategem that the devs put in an "upgrade" to try to mitigate the effective range of their teamkilling. Lmao based

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll just not upgrade it. I know... I KNOW! I am just not gonna do it haha!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >That's a nice 380mm you got there... Be a real shame if som-[You were kicked from the game]

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Extended throw range
          >Yeet 380 into big enemy base
          >Go attack another smaller base
          >Come back after and clean up what little remains of the big base
          Not my fault you're moronic.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Not using orbital laser to take out medium bases in one fell swoop, freeing you to go handle side objectives
            ngmi

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lasers are for heavy bases

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're too unreliable for heavy bases, they'll target heavy enemies too often, leaving fabricators intact and a swarm of basic b***h enemies to take care of. But I've never seen them leave anything intact in medium bases.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >using laser for medium
              Fricking moron, you only use them for heavy, a 500kg bomb can take care of medium base 99% of the time

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Obligatory 380 gay post cope

              >Dont need extended throw range
              >Yeet laser into big enemy base
              >Go attack another smaller base
              >Don't have to come back and clean up anything
              Not my fault you're moronic.

              Frick you, 380 is much more kino than your laser pointer.
              380 is love. 380 is life.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Obligatory 380 gay post cope

              >Dont need extended throw range
              >Yeet laser into big enemy base
              >Go attack another smaller base
              >Don't have to come back and clean up anything
              Not my fault you're moronic.

              There's something absolutely hilarious about throwing a single orbital laser into a heavy bot outpost and destroying it without any effort.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Truly a joy that 380 gays just can't comprehend. As they nervously linger in the area for 30 seconds to see how much cleanup they are going to have to do. That's assuming of course that they made it that far without teamkilling and getting kicked. Kek

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like the 380, I just wish it didn't take so long to finish.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I bring both along with eagle airstrikes

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Obligatory 380 gay post cope

            >Dont need extended throw range
            >Yeet laser into big enemy base
            >Go attack another smaller base
            >Don't have to come back and clean up anything
            Not my fault you're moronic.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              if you take the less spread upgrade you dont even need to throw it as far anymore too

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I almost had the achievement ffs

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao
          I didn't realize that it makes the achievement harder if you don't have it already

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao
          I didn't realize that it makes the achievement harder if you don't have it already

          I wouldn't be surprised if they forgot to update the achievement
          Try to only get the old modules first to see

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao
          I didn't realize that it makes the achievement harder if you don't have it already

          What are you talking about?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            There is an achievement for unlocking all shipupgrades on a single module, but now they added a costly fourth for every module

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      boxes completely refill support weapons
      God tier. Fully recharge your Spear/Recoilless
      barrage spread reduced by 15%
      I can't tell if this is good or bad. Sometimes you want the spread, if it's a large camp?
      strats that drop multiple bombs drop an extra bomb
      Meh, only affects airstrike and cluster bomb (smoke and napalm too but who gives a shit). I don't know if 1 more bomb will do much of a difference.
      that use fire damage get +25% damage (no grenades)
      A whole module for ONE (1) stratagem, the flame thrower... (I mean, napalm strike and mines? lol). but what a weapon!
      >>100s cooldown reduction for non-sentry emplacements (tesla+shield+mines+turret)
      Mmh bro? This was here since release
      arcs to 1 additional enemy
      Heh, more team killing I guess. Quite frankly my arc thrower almost never arcs, but I'll take it I guess
      take 50% less damage from explosions
      Not sure this does anything. Enemies focus turrets anyway, a charger doesn't do explosions, and automatons shoot 20 rockets at it, so tanking one rocket won't exactly make a difference.

      Basically kinda shitty except for the max ammo thing, and the flamethrower if you like using it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      strats that drop multiple bombs drop an extra bomb
      Does this extend the range of the attack or are the bombs dropped more closely together?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dual 500KG bomb would have been too cool I guess

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unlocking all of the new ship modules requires 1000 common and 1000 rare samples by the way 🙂

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >waahh but I want it NOW

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reddit twitter meme

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any advice for the rescue scientists mission on helldive? 20 trillion bot drops is bullshit and I'm losing operations as a result of them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't bother

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go down in difficulty. No, seriously. Those missions are so ass that trying to do it in Helldive is near impossible. Not because of the difficulty of enemies, but because of the moronic AI pathing of those civilians. They will get stuck on everything and won't go around obstacles, so the more bot ships and bot remains scattered along their path the more unbearable it becomes. It's the fricking worst mission in the game.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    woah another flamethrower buff

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >network connection lost
    Well, the eruptor oneshots bile spewers. Sucks against everything else. Has a ton of ammo.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're getting straight damage upgrades while the difficulty of the game remains static and everybody is more than capable of doing 9s without much trouble.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new marksman riflles scope has less zoom than the sickle

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You realize it has three scope levels, right?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know changing the zeroing doesnt actually make the rifle zoom more? The ADS for the marksman rifle has less magnification than other rifles, and its a marksman rifle. im not talking about the number

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're not changing the zeroing, the whole screen zooms in more. Test it yourself.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah bro it's a T9 mission. Why don't you just swim across all that moat with MY super samples in hand and drown 🙂

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >squat isn't an emote, it's a win pose
    I WANNA SQUAT

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The eruptor feels relatively strong. It can't pierce the high-end of medium armor (hulk eyeslot etc) but is able to one-shot devastators if you place your shot well. Backpack shots on machinegunners seem to always one hit kill, which is pretty valuable to have on a primary.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I was shocked by how much it smashes devastators. One shot, two shot at worst, and I think three shot berserkers. Is it Op GOAT? Didn't feel that, it's got issues, but if you never use your primary much (machine gun stratagem) then it'd be quite useful. Like yeah my MMG can rip up a devastator but it's also wasting ammo doing so. I'm going to keep trying the battle rifle because I like how it is visually, but I was underwhelmed trying it. Granted it was against berserkers and even fricking pre-nerf autoshottie often mag-dumped to take one out.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thermite 'nades are pretty bad.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH BOY MORE ORANGE AND YELLOW CAPES FOR MY RED AND WHITE ARMOR SETS

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >teamkills you
    >leaves your samples on the ground

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      most of the time people leave those. I do too, feels kinda disrespectful, like they're not capable of extracting with them themselves.
      unless some tard reinforces you on the other side of the map of course

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    dead game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it ain't even the weekend yet either

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hallo Sar, pliz dont redeem

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >XXL Weapons Bay
    Wow bros, I didn't think they'd do it.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FOTM slop
    I will give it 2 more weeks until it dies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You homosexuals said this a month ago and it's still going strong and being considered for GOTY awards already. Keep seething though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sir you appear to be confused, this is not a Palworld thread

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >FOTM
      >it's been 2 months
      >just 2 more weeks
      JUST ONE MORE WEEK I SWEAR PLEASE JUST ONE MORE WEEK AND IT'S SO OVER

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SLOPSHIP!
      >SLOPSHIP!
      SLOPSHIP!
      >SLOPSHIP!
      SLOPSHIP!
      >SLOPSHIP!
      SLOPSHIP!
      >SLOPSHIP!
      SLOPSHIP!
      >SLOPSHIP!
      SLOPSHIP!
      >SLOPSHIP!
      SLOPSHIP!
      >SLOPSHIP!
      SLOPSHIP!
      >SLOPSHIP!

      >any game discussion thread
      ah yes, shilling thread I see. hmm which buzzword should I use this time... goyslop maybe?

      SLOPPY

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >STOP HAVING FUN
      >ALSO EVERY GAME MUST BE PLAYED FOR MONTHS IF NOT YEARS NONSTOP
      are you mentally challenged?

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are the new weapons? Worthwhile?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Eruptor kills everything except hulks, can destroy factories and nests. Basically a lesser Autocannon, with less ammo and fire rate, but is a primary.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm full of samples, will I have enough for all the new improvements?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no the new improvements cost more in total than the cap, they really do hate their own players

      medals are still the worst, capped at 250, just a huge frick you

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        For how many improvements does the maximum number of samples reach? At the moment I'm not at home to see it myself.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          scroll up

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no the new improvements cost more in total than the cap, they really do hate their own players
        you mean people will actually have to play the game?
        Oh no. how could they do that to us.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          fricking moron have a nice day

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            why do you play the game if you don't enjoy it?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              moron and an illiterate, all I did was call you a moron, which you are, you fricking moron

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                why are you complaining about having to play the game if you enjoy doing so?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you are too fricking stupid to see the game punishes those who play it the most, you are so incomprehensibly moronic

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                how are they being punished?
                they have to play the game in order to progress, which is something they are already doing (otherwise they wouldn't be the ones who play it the most)
                Where is the punishment in this?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you truly are moronic

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still hasn't made a point
                I accept your concession.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                there's no point arguing with a moron like yourself when the point has already been made, you're just too fricking stupid to read

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you've just made a nonsensical statement that people are being "punished" by having to play the game.
                that's not a point, just moronation.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                not my fault you lack the comprehension to follow a simple conversation, stop replying to me by the way

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >stop replying to me by the way
                fricking make me, you keep replying to me without making a point.
                you said the game punishes players because the new upgrades are expensive. you get samples by playing the game, which is what you're already doing.
                you are a massive homosexual if you think this is "punishment"

                I don't live on helldivers.
                It's a pain in my wiener farming materials

                then don't farm and get the upgrades when you have enough samples through playing normally?
                You've played without the upgrades so far, literally nothing has changed for you.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                point has already been made which you haven't addressed, you're just so fricking stupid you can't even read

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                link to it then.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's in the chain, read dumb moron

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I read the chain, you've just repeated your original claim without making a coherent point.
                Link to the post you're deluding yourself into thinking makes a point.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                coherent to you, because like I've said, you are a moron, slow, stupid, etc

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still hasn't linked the post
                I accept your concession.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't live on helldivers.
                It's a pain in my wiener farming materials

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm full of samples, will I have enough for all the new improvements?
      You'll have enough for 2 upgrades and then you'll need a few dozen hours of common sample grinding to get the rest

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You'll have enough for 2 upgrades and then you'll need a few dozen hours of common sample grinding to get the rest
        Holy frick, Does each ship upgrade cost 250 common samples?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yep, they're all ludicrously expensive.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I finish the last two tiers of the standard warbond or a premium one with my free super bux? If so which one?

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is this game so successful?

    it is plagued by constant gamebreaking bugs AH takes weeks to fix, its really low in content, the difficulty scaling just adds modifiers that make the game less fun, an theres basically no progression after like 30 hours since youve unlocked everything

    the gameplay is somewhat entertaining but gets repetitive rather quick, probably because the only objectives in the game is to run around places and either blow them up or click shit repeatedly on a terminal

    not to mention the games main selling point, the world map, is obviously rigged with the way events on the map coincide with updates and content drops - i mean seriously, does no one remember for honor and their faction map?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's because it's the only good pve game to come out in a mcfricking decade

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well for one, making things explode is just smooth brain fun in general. But I think the real answer is that Arrowhead has found a way to do Live Service in an engaging way.

      Most people I know love the fact that the map is constantly changing in real time and that somebody behind the scenes is actually controlling the enemies. It makes it so there's something new and exciting going on almost every time you log on. In some ways it's like playing a D&D game. Plus the little hints they drop in the game orders or on social media is a good way to build hype. The mech suits, blue lasers and now this whole, "Joel," incident are great examples. Mix that with a season pass shit that you can actually earn by playing the game and doesn't require actual money and you got a formula for success despite the numerous flaws. Turns out, when a game runs well and the developers actually engage with and listen to the community that people are more willing to overlook the bad things.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has no homosexual flags or leftist bullshit apart from the intro dudes black wife and mulatto kid and for that reason alone its worth playing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know the devs had to have fun with that one...

        >Racists see a white man front and center in a perfect, orderly utopia.
        Hell yeah, I'm ok with this.
        >Brown wife and child enter the scene
        Eww wtf? More interracial propaganda?! What the frick, gaming really is dead. This shit is in every piece of media nowadays. What a bunch of woke fricking bullshit. Goddamn israelites with their DEI forced immigration narrative garbage... I hope they all fricking die. This is getting fricking ridiculous! I can't wait to spam Ganker and /misc/ to show them all what sloppa sloppy slop this is!
        >Brown wife and child immediately slaughtered by a horrible monster.
        Hell yeah, I'm ok with this.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          if only that bald debra wilson looking b***h who hangs out on my ship got the same treatment

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hopped into a solo and dueled a charger with thermite grenades
    1. They burn for about 10 seconds and then explode
    2. They're very difficult to aim. I missed far more than I landed aiming at its front leg.
    3. I stuck 4 to the same front leg one at a time. It didn't die and the armor stayed intact.

    Not sure what these are meant to be used for.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The trailer shows a charger dying when you throw it at the tail/ass/whatever you call it.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >host kicks someone
    >everyone sequentially crashes
    new bug?

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one of the upgrades is roiding up your employees
    >another is buying the premium version of software

    these are called jokes. video games used to have jokes like these more often. go play sim city 3000 and read the ticker if you want more jokes like these.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    post yfw you realize every single new warbond weapon is garbage (compared to the scorcher)

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do they hate dmrs so much?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      because they're a solution looking for a problem
      >we can provide high damage accurate fire on an enemy
      cool, here's hundreds of enemies all rushing towards you that don't give a damn about losing one or 20 of them
      at least they're decent against bots but medium pen is wasted on them since their heads are light pen and the elites have that stronger medium armor that only some suport weapons can punch through

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the archetype being ineffective in this game is one thing
        to limit it despite it's inherent flaws is another
        why the frick does the new dmr have 6 mags

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE IS IT?!?!?!?!? I WANT MY GOD DAMN JIN ROH ARMOR

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not for another month at least. There are dozens of armors in the code and we only get 3 per month. Have fun waiting!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you mix and match armour sets in this game?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Armour, helmet and cape are different slots that can be mixed up

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, so if you wanted you could have the jin roh helmet when it comes out and some random heavy armor for maximum kino. Also helmets are purely cosmetic and don't effect gameplay but armor does. If you are feeling like you dont want to get the game because of it's "flavor of the month" you are missing out. It is really fun.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just dont play video games much anymore but I’ve enjoyed watching some videos so might give it a go.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can, but shouldn't because nothing fricking matches at all even shit that looks like it should match doesn't because these stupid swedes used like 5 different shades of whites and red-oranges and greens that all clash with each other.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Color themes are kino. Trans(mogged)gays can get the rope.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everything should have just been the helldivers colors palette but they didn't do that for some reason, and then somehow decided nothing else should match the gray and yellows either.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    man I haven't even gotten all my ship modules to level 1 yet

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >New ship upgrade that buffs fire damage
    >DoTs still dont fricking work correctly
    What the frick are these buttholes even doing?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fire damage isn't burning dot damage

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What the frick are these buttholes even doing?
      Deciding what armor passives we've had since day 1 need to be pasted onto the new sets.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hows the new battle rifle?

    I'm mostly interested in the bolt action explosive thing (if it can kill walkers that is)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice, thanks

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was that a fricking onetap on a hulk?
        NERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERFNERF

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        can it do on the front eye?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          eruptor cannot pierce hulk eyeslot armor afaik
          also it does not one-shot hulk backs, it's 2-3 shots. the one the guy shot in the webm was damaged already unless there's some other interaction i'm unaware of

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >cannot pierce hulk eyeslot armor afaik
            So what you're saying is the autocannon is still king?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Eruptor fills a different role. It's much too slow to be used as a main primary and cannot pierce most of the important armor breakpoints for bots.
              It's godlike against bugs because it destroys high difficulty bile spewers, the big summoner boys, and hive guards along with having a large aoe.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's godlike against bugs
                bro its mediocre as frick against bugs, bile spewers arent guaranteed and you never know when youre gonna get them. It doesn't even 1 shot the head of brood commanders, and hive guards are irrelevant cause you can just walk away from them

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                How is the handling/aiming compared to say, the dominator?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                its like 200% of a dominator, heavier and slower

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                More sluggish than Dominator. But it at least has an actual 200m scope like the AMR.

                it's horrible, even slower
                [...]
                bile spewers are the biggest problem enemy bugs have that don't technically require antitank weapons and being able to get rid of them fast is a huge boon

                Thanks fellas

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                More sluggish than Dominator. But it at least has an actual 200m scope like the AMR.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                When you say the scope is "like the amr" you only make us more worried anon

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's horrible, even slower

                >it's godlike against bugs
                bro its mediocre as frick against bugs, bile spewers arent guaranteed and you never know when youre gonna get them. It doesn't even 1 shot the head of brood commanders, and hive guards are irrelevant cause you can just walk away from them

                bile spewers are the biggest problem enemy bugs have that don't technically require antitank weapons and being able to get rid of them fast is a huge boon

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bile spewers are the biggest problem
                granted, but as I said they're not guaranteed to spawn its pure RNG

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                if eruptor can oneshot headshot bile spewers thats pretty lol, railgun gets dabbed on further and further by these clown devs

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                eruptor cant even 1 shot brood commander heads so im not expecting it to be able to

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                if eruptor can oneshot headshot bile spewers thats pretty lol, railgun gets dabbed on further and further by these clown devs

                It can one-shot them, but it's a bit odd because of the AOE effect. I've seen it oneshotting (and not oneshotting) the back end, and oneshotting from the abdomen which seems more consistent. Headshotting doesn't usually kill them due to the armor I think

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                sorry friend, we have fun here, you seem to be lost, the min maxxing homosexuals can be found in other games though!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just want them to bring back pre-nerf railgun already, its not meta defining anymore what with Quasars and buffed AMR

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ah makes sense, no primary can penetrate the front eye.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >cannot pierce hulk eyeslot armor afaik
            So what you're saying is the autocannon is still king?

            ah makes sense, no primary can penetrate the front eye.

            am i right in thinking the scorcher hulk has a reinforced from that cant be pierced by the autocannon?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, I have killed many scorchers from the front with the autocannon

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                guess im just missing then

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                just shoot more

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorta disappointed that the new ship upgrades don't show love to my airburst

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Eruptor is just AC with worse fire-rate

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      better in some ways, it has a larger AOE that can allow you to one-shot machinegun devastators and take out small groups of grunts.
      worse penetration and obviously worse firerate and aiming otherwise

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      worse AC in a different slot is huge for some builds. It was never going to be stronger than a strategem anyway

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And no backpack slot usage

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    thermite grenades are the worst grenade

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have literally no idea what their purpose is. They don't break armor like most people expected and they don't explode for like 10 seconds so there's no way you can accurately blow up mediums.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i was hoping they would be an anti charger grenade

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stick a bunch to a charger so when it runs at your teammate they explode and kill him even if he tries to dodge

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    when do we get the Ninja Turtle armor?

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't use the eruptor myself but absolutely would want one on my squad for bile spewer missions. It one shots them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      With the ship upgrade that lets you refill the MG like normal primaries, using stuff like the dominator/eruptor is viable now

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it was made with this warbond in mind
        >LMG as primary
        >new weapons as special

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Eruptor/Stalwart
          It just works

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            it really does
            I love it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          With the ship upgrade that lets you refill the MG like normal primaries, using stuff like the dominator/eruptor is viable now

          >Eruptor/Stalwart
          It just works

          >stalwart as primary
          >eruptor as special
          It's gaming time

          Eruptor/Stalwart is going to be a goat vs bugs. Sadly it's not as good vs bots

          crossbow feels shit, virtually no stagger, 3 shots to kill zerkers, doesnt do fab vents, no idea what the purpose of it is

          stealth is the ONLY thing I can think of

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Eruptor/Stalwart is going to be a goat vs bugs
            why? eruptor isnt good against chargers or titans

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >eruptor isnt good against chargers or titans
              Name one primary that is.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >stalwart for chaff
                >eruptor for........
                vs something like
                >breaker for chaff
                >quasar for chargers and titans
                it wont even be close to a top tier setup

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Eruptor for bile spewers.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                bile spewers aren't a guaranteed affix and theres no way to know if youre getting them

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Punisher plasma against chargers. Pretty sure the point is more that you pretty much need a support for those and using it for a stalwart while your eruptor can't do shit against them isn't very helpful.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Does the peepee take out the charger or just stagger them into hell(mire)? Never really tried it on the bugs as the gun feels kinda lackluster on top of being hard to aim at anything further away than 15 meters.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It can shoot their butt off with 4-6 shots if you hit the underside.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can the eruptor open caches? I assume it can, if it can destroy fabricators and bug nests.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice. Might use that and the Flamethrower or something. Choose some different support weapons than Autocannon for a change.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they really need to mix up those armor bonuses man

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, the Eruptor is dog shit

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there datamines for the next one? I can afford a single warbond and this one is extremly tempting even before I actually look at it for the faster extraction but I think I might wait for the 4th warbond before I make the decision on which of the 4 I want

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie you should be able to afford the next warbond by the time it releases
      Actually farm credits for an hour and you'll have enough

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new nade doesn't stick to scout strider shield or heavy devastator shield
    >three thermites weren't enough to kill hulk from front
    >the new explosive marksman weapon doesn't penetrate hulk visor but can blow up fabricators

    The normal rifle is nice because can 2 hit kill devastators in the head like amr. Gonna grind for pistol and xbow. Also nade can blow up fabricator but has same difficulty as impact nade.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disregard comment about normal new rifle since devastators on higher diff either have more hp or something is fricky with multiplayer since i tested it in private lobby and it 2 hs killed while with people on higher diff did not.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >arguing about the realism of ship module upgrades when one of the new ones literally reinforces your turrets with packing peanuts

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if they don't come out with a shower of peanuts i'm gonna be severely disappointed

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eruptor has the same issues with the reticle not actually being the middle
    lmfao they just are just copy pasting the template for the same gun and not fixing it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      makes sense why only now they mentioned in the patch notes that AMR has that issue, since they copy pasted it and noticed it themselves

      sweden yes

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >New Battle Rifle can easily snipe shrieker nests

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?si=L6Ua99ceZLXfzbVR&t=53

        it can also close fabs and bug holes too

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty much an auto cannon/railgun primary. Hell it's pretty much better than the railgun.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that one anon who got batshit mad over some ingame joke
    lol, lmao even

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont think the new explosive bolt gun can penetrate hulk eyes

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adjudicator bad
    Eruptor good
    Breaker set good
    Thermite nade ok
    Light Demolition set ok but Titan set better
    Heavy Armor same stats as three other heavies
    Not use crossbow yet

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do all heavies have the same stats (apart from that one with extra padding)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Adjudicator bad
      It's so bad. It's hilarious that the game describes it as "highly accurate" when it's got worse accuracy than the Diligence Counter Sniper. I can't headshot with this thing at all.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adjudicator doesn't seem bad just mediocre, it lacks the accuracy even on Semi Auto to bot headshot but it's low ammo count makes it less than ideal vs bugs. it may have a use case vs illuminate?

      Eruptor is so good. Like so fricking good. There is no way it doesn't get nerfed so enjoy this shit while you can

      Thermite Nade is... useless? it's a single target dot grenade apparently but can't even kill a hive tyrant. Might have something to do with tick damage still being bugged?

      Crossbow seems ok but completely invalidated by the eruptor, it's basically a grenade launcher though.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eruptor feels balanced by having shit ergonomics, projectile speed and reload speed. Don't see how they can nerf it without it being useless.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Don't see how they can nerf it without it being useless.
          people say shit like this like that's stopped them before

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Look at the nade pistol gameplay
    >It's literally just a single shot nade launcher with 8 shots total

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can swap out pistol for 8 more nades
      Can go into a fight with 54 nades per resupply

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      tbf the only other competition is the machine pistol which literally only has the use of quickly spraying a couple enemies down once per mission when you needed to reload.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the +1 arc jumps apply to the primary arc shotgun?

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How has NOBODY drawn Eagle-1 soaking wet emerging from her strikecraft yet? I DESIRE A SEXY WET PILOT

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope next warbond has good armor and weapons. I'm tired of these subpar weapons.

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    eruptor is a primary AC with less penetration (no vent shots/hulk eye shots) but with more aoe

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no vent shots
      guess again

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i tried it against cannon towers and mortars and it deflects
        not fab vents those are free

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    been kicked out of mission within 5 seconds 2 times today.
    why do people do this?
    more players= more better

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    mfw Eruptor, Stalwart, Shield Backpack combo is going to be fun

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some of the existing upgrades have been changed as well

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So what other upgrade got buffed?

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything interesting in the new warbond?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eruptor (page 2) and the new pistol (page 3)

      i tried it against cannon towers and mortars and it deflects
      not fab vents those are free

      Oh those! Yeah. But it closes fabs and tunnels

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, these armours fricking suck.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you don't mean fashion-wise because the heavy and gas mask armor look fine. Colors don't match many sets though.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Ground Breaker armor is my new go-to. Just gotta adjust to having my strats throw 30% further

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Once you get used to it it's a very fine perk. Against bots though I find the default medium armor is unironically the best.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the light weight grenade armor

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what does it mean

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dive
    >animation bugg
    >suicide
    >reinforce bug
    >leave
    >join game
    >crash
    >rejoin another lobby
    >crash in pelican
    very tiresome

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized this thread has a dev shilling their moronic decisions

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meds

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There needs to be a rare sample sink. Or, I'm not sure if it's a mechanic to encourage me to play baby difficulties, implying there was forethought put into it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they just added one bro

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not really. The new upgrades take both commons and rares evenly. Seems I'm always short on commons.

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >any game discussion thread
    ah yes, shilling thread I see. hmm which buzzword should I use this time... goyslop maybe?

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    crossbow feels shit, virtually no stagger, 3 shots to kill zerkers, doesnt do fab vents, no idea what the purpose of it is

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stalwart as primary
    >eruptor as special
    It's gaming time

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The amount of super credits you get in this game is criminally low. I can't believe people just bend over and spread for a game full of scummy microtransactions just because it's fun.

    I recognize I'm part of the problem I have 80 hours in the game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can farm. Otherwise, if you played optimally during those 80 hours, you could have had at the very least enough sc to buy every warbond.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have a super credit farming map from like 2 months ago
      >I just don't host shit when my buddies and I play
      >any time I need to farm credits it's been like 1-2h max for a new warbond
      >don't even need to contribute to major orders and I get medals for free whenever I login

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >100 credits short of a premium warbond after 30 hours of gayming
      >spend like 400 on the heavy armor rotation
      >already back up to 675 after a few hours duoing with a friend
      Unironic skill issue. You've got forty minutes to explore every hole the map has for vaults and caches, fricking use them

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have found out the joy that a mortar turret brings

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      especially if it hits teammates

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mortar turret
      >ems mortar turret
      >autocannon turret
      >bubble shield
      The game starts playing itself at that point

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's also the only way to play the new defense mission

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the only way
          not THE ONLY way, but the easiest.

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The new support weapon refill ship upgrade doesnt actually work btw so save your samples. They literally just didn't add it, tested it on multiple weapons

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It does, you just need to read, homie. Resupplies, not ammo crates.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It works only on the resupply stratagem boxes, not regular ammo boxes.

        Why am I getting 3/6 for my AMR on resupplies?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe they fricked up on the amr but it does work on the weapons I've tested.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe they fricked up on the amr but it does work on the weapons I've tested.

          Well, I've tried other weapons and it looks like the swedes fricked up majorly. It oesn't work on mg, rr, amr, rg.
          It works on SPEAR.
          Haven't tested AC.
          As far as I know, you already got max magazines from ammo pickups with the other weapons.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It works only on the resupply stratagem boxes, not regular ammo boxes.

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are the new primaries?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit
      >auto sniper with little amo and scope with less zoom than the sickle
      >bolt action explosive shots with extremely slow fire rate and 5 shots, can destroy nests/factories but can't take down hulks. It's okay but then you have nothing to deal with heavies nor with swarms
      >Thermite grenade is only cosmetic
      >Extract timer booster is -20 sec

      The grenade pistol at least is working as expected, and was the only thing I was interested in anyway

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >thermite grenade is only cosmetic
        Cosmetic how?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          useless

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does beautiful sparkles then a adorable firework explosion at the end

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Thermite grenade is only cosmetic
        What does this mean. Does it not stick to stuff?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it does, but full set can't even kill one charger

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Expected as much after trailer failed to showcase the charger actually dying

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I buy Steeled Veterans or Democratic Detonation if I already have Cutting Edge?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever you think looks more interesting dude. The "best" stuff is all unlocked in the free pass. Stuns from Cutting Edge is the only other thing I would've recommended.

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >try out the new marskman rifle
    >its meh but has a working scope
    I do hope the other 3 weapons are worth, at least the grenade pistol would be useful to not bring impact grenades

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why have the swedes put marksman rifles in the cuck shed so hard? sickle does everything they want to do, but way better. the only thing that can possibly stop it is an enemy type with a medium-armor weak point

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >an enemy type with a medium-armor weak point
      Hulks and Tanks already do have that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        tanks perhaps but they're such sitting ducks for stratagems than you rarely have to use their weakpoints.
        can't you shoot the back of the hulk with light primaries? either way, way more trouble than it's worth.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >an enemy type with a medium-armor weak point
      do brood mothers and hive guards count?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the former has a lot of other places to be shot and the latter curls into the fetal position under any threat so not really.

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hmg already refilled 2/2 spare mags when it takes a resupply box
    the hmg gets shafted at all points in time

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the supply upgrade work with the backpack too

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Abjudicator can't even onetap regular bots with a headshot

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek what were they thinking? Is this gonna be the norm for every battlepass
      >new weapons!
      >all of them are shite except for this one
      >thanks for spending 1000 super credits goy- I mean Helldiver!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a pretty common tactic nowadays tbh. Be thankful it's trivial to farm the premium currency.

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you change the colour of the armour in this game? I want to make my guy look like clone wars clone trooper

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Devs are looking into color customization but right now armor sets have one look only.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now I want them to add ponchos to the game too, or whatever it is they're wearing in that gif

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now I want them to add ponchos to the game too, or whatever it is they're wearing in that gif

      Ah yes, the humble poncho. It sure is nice to have this thin piece of cloth to protect my futuristic, military grade, space armor.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't have to make sense. Rule of cool.
        Maybe there’s gaps in the joints, you dont want to get swamp crotch while fighting. It’s a waterproof and fire resistant overall/poncho which also protects from fire damage. Duh

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It could be for keeping rain off equipment on belts, also looking cool.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Makes sense to me

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It could be for keeping rain off equipment on belts, also looking cool.

          Makes sense to me

          It's just an extra large cumrag. 180 days is a long time to wait for a C-01 form to get approved and it gets lonely on those long deployments to the front.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not currently but there's some white sets with very clone trooper reminiscent helmets

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can you change the colour of the armour in this game?
      No, not yet
      >i want to make my guy look like the clone wars clone trooper
      So do the devs

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s ugly though. I know they cant make an exact copy but they need to get a better design team

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are any of the guns good?

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning eurobros, how are the new warbond guns?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eruptor can destroy bug holes and fabricators and chargers, but is so slow you need to pack a Stalwart as replacement primary

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So its the dominator but better?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          not at all, the eruptor is awful at killing regular bots that are isolated, dominator can be used for all sizes of bots

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            wow its really that slow and sluggish? So its a primary auto cannon but you still need to bring somehting to comp... so whats the point?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              it handles like a dominator with aids and its bolt action so its like 2.5 sec between shots, its dogshit if you get into CQC

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love it so much bros.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      super earth needs to invent some speed loaders

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick off redditor
        i want it slower
        i want them to take away the flip-out cylinder and give me a fricking loading gate
        frick you

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah? Well I want it to just shoot 1 big bullet. Then the empty shell casing needs to be removed and taken to a reloading bench at extraction and reloaded between shots.

          Reloading bench works like the ICBM terminal with 9 different steps that must be completed before you can reload the cartridge. Then and only then can you reload the pistol.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >his revolver doesn't revolve
            ngmi

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It revolves around you camping the loading bench. You become the revolver.

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so theoretically the eruptor is good against bots, and when you do land a shot, it's pretty impactful
    but the thing aims SO MOTHERFRICKING SLOW. it's slower to turn than even missile launchers. and you have to deal with its horrible inertia whenever you want to hit anything at all. it's so fricking awful to actually try to line up shots on devastators that are peppering you with assrape because you WILL get hit trying to line something up and the aimpunch is so severe that it basically resets your entire reticle
    I'll probably try it against bugs because I only use my primary for armor piercing at medium range but it's just pain against bots imo

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fire Eruptor at Scout Strider's front
    >Kills the target
    >And five other bots that were crowding around it

    >Fire Autocannon at fabricator
    >I don't have a good angle so my shots repeatedly miss
    >Fire Eruptor at the fabricator
    >Goes in hole, fabricator explodes

    >Mark a distant cannon tower
    >Team starts firing Quasar shots at it
    >Fire my Autocannon but it keeps bouncing off the turret
    >Fire my Eruptor at it
    >Turret explodes

    >Get stuck on some rubble trying to go through a shortcut
    >Nothing is working
    >Fire Eruptor a short distance away, the knockback propels me out of the rock I was stuck on

    Oh I like this weapon. I like it a lot.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      enjoy it while it lasts, you know the track record with these devs

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bros... we can still salvage this, right?
    it wasnt all for nothing, was it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Botkeks failing to pull their weight for the upteenth time

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why dont you get off your fricking cushy bug rocks and come fight the bots then if its so easy huh motherfricker?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >menkent
      >womenken
      what did swedes mean by this?

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    COWARDS
    REPUGNANT COWARDS ALL OF YOU
    COQUETTISH EVAPORANTS
    NOODLE NECKED NO-GOODERS
    CONFOUND YOU ALL!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which front would Captain Haddock prefer and what would his loadout be?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he would prefer bots
        and he would use all the weird weapons

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    solo extraction= spawn as many resupplys as you can before things get bad then run around in a circle and space your stims dont even try to fight them

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally ONLY need common samples. Should I be farming trivial maps or easy maps? Easy maps are just so much larger that it doesnt seem worth the extra amount of samples it has.

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >join other mission: get randomly kicked
    >be host: random join dies once, ragequits
    I am going fricking insane.
    yesterday I only had fun matches with good teammates and now I am only getting literal Black folk

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mortar sentry
    >EMS mortar sentry
    >Autocannon sentry
    >Smoke orbitals
    >Eruptor
    >Grenade pistol
    >Stun grenades
    Oh yeah, time to rescue those scientists

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are the new armors? The Heavy one looks really cool.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      New heavy armor is your standard heavy armor

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Need Stalwart or Rover for Eruptor to be worth using

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Eruptor
      It’s very good and can blow up bug holes and bot factories

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Need Stalwart or Rover
      Things I never thought I'd see anyone type ever.

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Leaks show bot centrifuge mixer that uses human bodies
    >Bot literally use humans as fuel/energy
    >Tankies will probably still defend the narrative of "bots good, humans bad" despite bots making human slushies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But Super Earth is... le bad!!! Because they defend humanity... incompetently!!!!!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know you're joking, but it honestly astounds me that leftists don't see that the game mocks both sides of the political aisle as well as several political ideologies.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah bro you’re a baddie and the robots with chainsaw hands are the good guys.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was way more clear cut in HD1. In HD2 the Automatons are literally worse than SE.
      I also don't see the Illuminates getting introduced without them just being literally the agressor this time.

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pelican 1 arrives
    >get in
    >doesn't take off
    >we all die
    Very cool

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the new Pelican 737

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chinese person joins
    >KICKED
    >Ganker gay joins
    >KICKED

    Please stop joining my lobbies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Chink wanders into my walking barrage that has been going for a good 10 seconds
      >Kicks me
      >Total chink death from now on

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chinese
      you should try the tianenmen square and winnie the pooh pasta.
      when it works its glorious

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do you know they're from Ganker?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        profile is some aspie shit, or theyrei nthe Ganker group

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you actually checking the profiles of randoms joining?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but I joined the host of a dude name superior racism and that name seems like a newbie would use, he was pretty fricking bad and died 12 times in helldiver

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Named Itsalways~~*them*~~

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Chink in my team.
      >Diffculty 8 we did all the stuff got the super samples but died alot.
      >Call us ´´noob team`` when we are extracting
      I kick him when the pelican leaving animation was playing

      Did he lose the progress?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        think if they make it to the pelican cutscene they're safe and get all the goodies

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what a shame

          you dont understand sweaty, you should've cleared the entire map in 20 minutes like our fine young chinaman

          It not like he did something special either.He died and take spots like everybody else.

          based, disrespect and kick all chinks

          Next time i just gonna kick then when we wait for extraction kek

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you dont understand sweaty, you should've cleared the entire map in 20 minutes like our fine young chinaman

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        based, disrespect and kick all chinks

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, if anything you just proved him right. He probably just thinks you're a Black person now. (Which honestly you are for having done that.) DoubleBlack person in fact for spitefully hoping he lost progress after he aided you in success in the first place. Lol

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    for the love of all that is holy, can we please get transmog???

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love me Eruptor, I am stuck on what support weapon to bring though, bringing AMR / AC / Railgun / GL / ArcT / LC feels kinda redundant in some way in each case, so that leaves the array of underwhelming MGs, der flammenwerfer, and the AT suite. I guess AT is the default choice, or Stalwart if you forget that you have Redeemer.
    Guess I'll just roll Supply Pack + QC or EAT and see how it goes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      supply pack + 3 other strats
      pick up a teammates support weapon or find one and spend your supplies on redeemer ammo when things get too close to use the eruptor

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >EAT + Eruptor
      why? they're like the same role, you'll end up needing a stalwart or something to deal with tier 0.5 enemies

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they're like the same role
        No

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stalwart

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they not add the airburst rocket yet? I can't find it

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thermite nades not included in the flame damage module
    they better add a section that exclusively boosts the effectiveness of grenades in the future

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would more likely be a booster.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pistols were boosters in HD1
        How far we've come

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          With the exception of the increased radar ping distance and the hellpod steering, ship modules seem to exclusively augment and upgrade stratagems in HD2. So I assume something like a grenade upgrade would be booster rather than a ship module if we ever got such a thing.

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICKING BUGDIVERS AAAAAAAA

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're supposed to lose here. That's why the objective is to defend five planets in a relatively short period of time. Just go do whatever planet and faction you want.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who gives a shit, that order was mathematically impossible.
      Even if everyone were to focus down defense planets one by one, we still wouldn't have gotten more than one per day.

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats the best warbond to unlock first?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The one with the sickle because sickle
      Otherwise this new one

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Free warbond. Has all the important shit.

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shoot a close enemy with the eruptor
    >explosion pulls you towards the enemy, not away
    >crashes when you alt-tab to shitpost about it
    swedish coding moment

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pass over the extract point on our way to fuel the ICBM
    >3 of us drop our samples there
    >4th guy picks them up and runs half a map away to clear a bot factory solo and dies
    >we have to run over there to retrieve them
    have a nice day SmoothBuns you Black person

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does circuit expansion work with the blitzer?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol no

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think they just forgot about that weapon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ship modules typically don't effect primary weapons

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >leaves your lobby because you couldn't get a 4th player within 20 seconds of joining
    >can't just start with 3 because SOS beacon does jack shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshit, everytime I've accidently dropped an SOS trynna speed drop people I have gays flooding in when I don't need them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Can't just start with 3

      Quite literally a skill issue

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they frick with how the grenades arc out of your hand with the thermites? I cant seem to get a good judge on where the frick its gonna go

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they'll patch in the real thermite grenade soon, right? How long is too long for a joke like this?

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    are the jar or sickle good? I need something to pair with my beloved autocannon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      both are top tier

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sickle is god tier

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both are good, something with horde clear to go with AC that engages mediums and heavies
      Sickle is nice to sweep light bot heads and magdump on berserkers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sickle is the same as liberator
      Except it's more accurate, has a higher fire rate with less recoil, and effectively unlimited ammo
      Which really makes me question why the white liberator needs reduced damage to offset its medium pen if they were gonna put a straight upgrade to liberator in the game anyways

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does new eagle upgrade affect rocket pods? Is a third pod the answer to more consistently kill Titans?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes
      also yes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine if the beacon simply attached to the Titans like certain beacons do with chargers, but indie devs pls undastand

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >always be the first to respawn appropriately
    >always be the first to throw resupplies down
    >always say thankyou when someone does something nice
    >always shoot at enemies going after frens
    >always strafe and try to draw fire from enemies
    >always wait for frens before getting in the pelican
    >always respond to emotes
    >never kick a team member
    who /frenship diver/ here

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how does the new upgrade affect Clusters? more smaller blasts?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      more bomb = more small blasts

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new explosive sniper is so unpracticable to use, it's not even worth using it even if it destroys nests and fabricator

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im at work all day anons can I get a QRD on how the new weapons are performing?

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