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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dead FOTM slop. Still full of problems, glitches, nerfs, crashes. Still.
    Incompetent devs literally just erased 50% of the game on a whim. They gave up on their own game, they are taking the money and running, leaving behind droplets of dripfeed drab content in the form of paid battle passes.
    1 week until total game death.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obsessed

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bet if you saw a suitcase of cash on the side of the road in a alleyway you'd fricking walk down there to grab it huh?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >makes 4 threads for the same shitty FOTM already dying game
        >obsessed hehe :^)

        might be m8, but you look completely mentally ill to me though

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          obsessed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp + /thread
      Imagine just deleting half the enemies. What were they THINKING?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cycling enemies in and out according to arbitrary war fronts is a cool idea, and would keep the game from being a lame-ass perpetual standstill like Destiny. A variety of enemies at a galactic scale is good, but when nothing changes, the feel of fighting a war disappears.
        Plus, it's not like this is everything. The Illuminate still exist, and the Automatons aren't the same as the original Cyborgs from HD1.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no you don't understand
          >it's a good thing the devs decide what kind of game you get to play tonight
          kys gay
          I just wanna shoot some bugs.
          >b-b-but you ca-
          Today it's the bots gone, tomorrow it might be the bugs. It was the same in HD1.
          Fricking stupid shit.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gamers like you are why no games have soul anymore.
            You refuse to accept a different experience, to be a part of something greater than yourself. You're as selfish as you are stupid. This game will not and should not cater to your disgusting type, traitor.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >bro it's soul
              No it's shit.
              I just wanna shoot bugs. Stop trying to force your gay little D&D meme on me.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No imagination, no soul. Sad state of affairs in the smoothbrain tiktok scrollers. Kys

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >okay reddit battalion today you'll be fighting the hecking bots
                >woooo
                >so wholesome
                >take my updoots
                >yaaay
                Yeah so much sovl.
                moron.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are so fricking gay lmao get those wieners out from your throat

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >broooo le hecking mavelon creek woooow we're doing it reddit hoold the line xDD

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                geniuine question but why don't you have a nice day?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why don't you take some 12 guage mouthwash and save everyone from your homosexualry?
                Do it.
                have a nice day.
                Tonight.
                You want to.
                You need to.

                Could ask you the same.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >posting a homosexual who talks about his gay fantasies on stream

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >knowing some random gay Black person
                lmao homosexual

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                projecting

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                cope

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                seethe

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                mald

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                dilate

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why don't you take some 12 guage mouthwash and save everyone from your homosexualry?
                Do it.
                have a nice day.
                Tonight.
                You want to.
                You need to.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just 2 more weeks you say?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1 week until total game death.
      this except terminids instead of game
      and 2 weeks later, illuminatestan will fall
      TOTAL ENEMY DEATH! GLORY TO SUPER EARTH!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could have just said you're too poor for a Playstation and be done with it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hellsisters.. We are finished.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1 week until total game death
      Not likely. New enemies dropping soon that will keep attention on the game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Incompetent devs literally just erased 50% of the game on a whim
      Im new, what is this guy talking about?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        TOTAL CLANKER DEATH

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        we beat the bots but they'll probably be back tomorrow

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There were two enemy factions at the start, the Terminids (bugs) and the Automatons (bots). High Command developed a pesticide for the bugs, so we were ordered to genocide the bots. Which we did, so we now can't fight them anymore.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >people take those [Killed By] announcement seriously
          I swear there's no logic to them, half the time it says I killed myself when I obviously didn't

          we beat the bots but they'll probably be back tomorrow

          >bots dead
          I'm new but I'm not stupid. Does

          Dead FOTM slop. Still full of problems, glitches, nerfs, crashes. Still.
          Incompetent devs literally just erased 50% of the game on a whim. They gave up on their own game, they are taking the money and running, leaving behind droplets of dripfeed drab content in the form of paid battle passes.
          1 week until total game death.

          really think the bots are gone for good?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            high command says the bots are defeated, are you questioning them?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No he is just a schizo obsessed with the game failing. Right now we beat them all but they will most definitely be back soon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Two more weeks sisters

    • 3 months ago
      sage

      Go back to playing Destiny 2 homosexual.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OMG I NEEEEDDDD MORE CONTENT RIGHT NOW!!!!
      >DEVS DONT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING
      >WHY ARE 500K PEOPLE STILL PLAYING, THE GAME IS DYING!!!
      its okay little anon, we know you're the OP for the darktide thread

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't play games that require permanent internet connectivity.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's an online co-op game moron, what do you expect

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's an online co-op game moron, what do you expect
        the same worthless homosexualry that will have server death like titanfall or ashertons call online multiplayer is for braindead c**ts and literal children and was never good

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          single player is for homosexuals

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i don't play games that require permanent internet connectivity.
      or any internet connectivity or don't have physical media and won't run without updates I'm with the frogposter on this

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    difficulty 1-6: tutorial
    difficulty 7/8/9: easy/normal/hard

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed you don't even see everything in the game until 7

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      9 is normal. We played level 9 on our ninth game and havent changed it. It the "right" difficulty for us.

      I'd love some new difficulties, up to level 12 would be sweet. Maybe a limited life run or something

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They just need to shift difficulty.
        7 to 5, 9 to 7, and give real meat at new 8-9

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        HD1 went up to 15 but I don't know what enemies they'd fill it with right now.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't want new difficulties, I want invasions. I want to be able to queue to invade other players worlds without their consent. This game needs enforced PvP. Anything less is casual baby shit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go back to your souls trash. DRG, Vermintide, Darktide, risk of rain2 are coop pve with no tryhard invasions.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, can I not shoot T1000’s in space vietnam anymore??? I thought it was just a campaign thing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're coming back this week. It's temporary.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're coming back this week. It's temporary.

      malevelon creek probably isn't coming back for some time mind you. they've shifted the automaton's name on the galactic map since they were removed, they're going to be invading territory up in the northern areas

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So no more ‘nam fights for me? 🙁

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't worry, we'll be going to Dagobah

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            So instead of space vietnam we'll get space afghanistan?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Finally, we'll be going home

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >those new biomes
            I hope this is real. Actual forests/tall trees would be so fricking good. Like you see the thumbnail of the creek top left, but its not really dense enough nor the trees tall enough

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I cannot wait for the super earth maps

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Walk into a house
            >Shoot dog
            >Leave

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        inb4 bots take up the northwestern part of the world map, starting as low down as cyberstan or further. idk what the frick they're gonna do with cyberstan tbh, its too close to earth to be a capital to siege and too far from the safety of the edge

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I've been playing for less than a week, but I feel the same way about medium difficulties: 4 is harder than 5 or 6. Once I started playing 5s the vast majority of groups I join understand teamwork, can break off into groups of 2 to take more objectives faster without being told, and actually wait for your stratagems to go off before throwing their own in if needed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      4 is literally for babies and noobs everyone who understands the game moved on to 5 and up

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Missing the Malware tier anti-cheat game.
    Oh now, how terrible.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I don't wanna fight bugs, bots are so much more fun and I don't understand how anyone thinks otherwise.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bugs need like 2-3 more enemy types. Bots don't have that many either but the way they spawn with different weapons changes things somewhat.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would he be a good fit for ze bugs? Hellbomb-ish radius on death.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah he'd be great
          Exploders too

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bugs are kind of "oh frick" enough when they get in your face, so fast instakill kamikaze bugs don't seem like they'd be a good fit. If we use DRG as an example, I think the oppressor as a medium range version of a charger (with an actual weakpoint on its ass) and something like a septic spreader that leaves shit on the ground would be good variety.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Exploders give you plenty of time to run though before detonating.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That wouldn't work in HD2 because DRG actually has good sound design.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The bugs already have variants with acid warriors and acid scavengers. They just need to expand it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can't tell the difference between orange and green bile spewers except the orange ones die faster I think.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            green ones have medium armor on their head and back and can shit artillery

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            green ones have armor plating and can fire mortar shots from their ass at long range

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            On higher difficulties the green ones have medium armor

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            green ones have medium armor on their head and back and can shit artillery

            green ones have armor plating and can fire mortar shots from their ass at long range

            On higher difficulties the green ones have medium armor

            You guys forgot to mention that the orange ones also have a limited spore effect around them that hides smaller bugs.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's the green ones
              the orange ones have the ability to buff other bugs that drink their bile
              they are called nursing spewers for a reason

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not picking Heavy Machine Gun
    Kicked.
    >not picking Orbital Smoke Strike
    Kicked.
    >not picking Guard Dog Rover
    Kicked.
    >not picking Eagle Strafe Strike
    Kicked.
    >teamkill
    Kicked.
    >stealing my samples when I die
    Kicked.
    >dropping samples at extraction
    Kicked for tryharding.
    >being a higher level than me
    Kicked.
    >not attacking every patrol
    Kicked.
    >running away from aggro'd enemies
    Kicked.
    >leaving the group to explore
    Kicked.
    >dying more than 5 times
    Kicked.
    >using tags and pings
    Kicked.
    >typing
    Kicked.
    >not communicating solely via microphone
    Kicked.

    All kicks right before extraction, so that you waste your time and get nothing. 🙂

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bannable btw

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Average helltroony

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ▲►▼▼►'s you repeatedly

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you know the shotgun who's sole purpose was to stagger enemies and wasn't good at literally anything else? Yeah we removed it's ability to stagger.
    I hate these dumb Black folk like you wouldn't believe.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Evacuate Priority Citizens on Hellmire
    I can still hear the screams

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Diff 9 bugs is such a cakewalk after doing literally weeks of nothing but diff 8-9 bots. It's actually amazing seeing my teammates just struggle and getting double digit death counts against them.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hellmire is fricking garbage and bugs suck ass, I'm taking a break

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i cant tell if that input is supposed to be wrong as a joke or not

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >going back for your samples in the middle of a bug breach and wasting half our reinforcements

    Yep, that's a kick.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Samples are the only thing worth fighting for

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Be sample/credit maxed
        Objective XP + difficulty modifiers are the new hotness, Anon. Need to get Super Private.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >abandoning your samples
    that's a paddlin'

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >host runs into a delayed airstrike like a moron
    >kicks me for being too good
    When will they remove the kick feature and add vote kicking like in L4D2 instead?

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >throwing down orbitals on shuttle landing area killing everyone

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A søy from r*ddit would not have sexy anime women on his walls, he would have instead fat ugly b***hes and Black folks.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A søy from r*ddit would not have sexy anime women on his walls
        There's nothing more reddit than anime posters, anon.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And yet here you’re, posting on an anine website

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    give em hell boys

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the most FUN warbond?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The one coming out on Thursday.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably the new one, yeah. That grenade pistol looks sexy as frick even if it only gets like 3-4 shots.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the dominator is pretty good now so its either the first or the new one in 3 days
      the second one is pure shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Second one has
        >Sickle
        >Stun grenade
        >Localization Confusion
        It's pretty good

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is a new one coming out on april 11th so I can't say for sure but so far it's the cyber warbond with the Tau looking gear you get on page 1

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the grenade pistol is literally the only good thing in there imo, perfect for someone who runs stun grenades

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They amped the difficulty of bugs right? Playing bot missions all this time didn't make me this bad at Bug missions, right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bugs are just draining to play against for me in their current state, theres just so many chargers and bile titans and the weapons you need to kill them with are all slow to reload, or unreliable (the 110mm rocket pods when I use them seem to have a 50% hit chance at best even on a stationary bile titan) with bots I could at least aim at weak points but even doing that against a charger it feels like it takes more damage to its ass than a hulk does to its face or a tank to its weakpoint it just feels like damage sponge slogs

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        charger's ass isn't a weakpoint, it takes barely any damage from non-explosives even if it's unarmored
        best way of killing it is to quasar it's face in

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. They're supposed to be a swarm but they don't have enough variations so we get a swarm that's just 2 or 3 types of enemy. It gets old fast.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    After playing on Helldive for 5 hours now, I'm sticking to 7-8. It's just not fun.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Helldive bugs is a joke, are you for real? I was playing jump pack quasar as a meme because my bug loadout made it too easy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whats your usual bug loadout?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nuh uh, not fun. I'll stick to 7 like a casual.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bug Spores suck, I love getting another breach because there's one little nigglet hidden somewhere between all the corpses.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking LOVE the new spear

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    kick Malreddit Creek cape wearers from your games as you're about to evac
    keep reddit out of helldivers.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://x.com/helldivers2/status/1777345490121568662
    Damn they really gave us a parade and everything for all our work.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this ai generated? What the frick is this

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The bots were stealing all of the processing power from Super Earth so everyone living there is forced to have low polygons, obviously.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably just something done by whoever runs their twitter account

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I LOVE SUPER AI SLOP!

        >We just won a war against a multi-planet army of rogue, murderous AIs
        >In response we spread messages of our victory using the AI tools we've enslaved

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This must be the work of that diverse team of women and POCs

        I LOVE SUPER AI SLOP!

        https://x.com/helldivers2/status/1777345490121568662
        Damn they really gave us a parade and everything for all our work.

        Holy shit lmao, there's no way this isn't AI generated. There's so much distortion from just he panning.

        its paint smear art that is tweened in an editing program

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess so, why would anyone waste their time to make some stupid 2 seconds video or gif when they have to fix the bugs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This must be the work of that diverse team of women and POCs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      After we finish off the bugs I hope we have two or three days where the only planet to land on is Super Earth, and the only things to do there are march in a parade or hang out in a peaceful suburban neighborhood with the other retired helldivers.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >helldivers
        >retired

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I LOVE SUPER AI SLOP!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      now if only they actually posted this kind of shit in the game so people understood there's actually a story going on
      there's a fricking TV in the ship

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit lmao, there's no way this isn't AI generated. There's so much distortion from just he panning.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AI sloppa
      IT'S A TRICK, THE AUTOMATONS YET LIVE
      THEY'RE PLANNING A FRICKING COUNTERATTACK AND ARE USING THE BUGS AS A DISTRACTION

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will always be a Helldiver secondary.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing diff8 bugs
    >with level 20-40 bugbabbies
    >we drop near a stalker lair or approach one during the mission
    >mention on text & comms that the lair needs to go and fast
    >blatantly ignored
    >bugbabbies seemingly prefer to accept their fate and die silently like russian cannon fodder until I take it out
    Bugbabbies seem to avoid stalker nests like the plague even when they're fricking them over, and I don't know why.
    I've seen other anons mention this as well so I know it's not just me. Is it because they're all running libpen/quasar cannon loadouts or some shit?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nest destruction is literally the most basic thing they teach you in the game. Did they add a skip tutorial option or something?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Did they add a skip tutorial option or something?
        It goes along with the theme of the game.
        Quickly rush you through the tutorial telling you you're great and you'll die a lot.
        Are you trying to play seriously, anon?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I usually consider how long we'll have to spend near that nest. If it's only close to a short duration objective like find the launch codes, I won't bother, just do the objective, deal with the 2 or 3 waves of stalkers then frick off. If it's a longer objective or extraction, it takes priority.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are scared of Stalkers so they naturally avoid the nests

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stalker and shrieker nests have an area of effect so I ignore them unless they're raping a terminal.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You only ever need one player to take out a stalker lair. Just do it yourself.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only 20-40
      I played with an almost 90 in a 2-2 that left me to kiting everything AND dealing with the nearby Stalker nest that eventually caught up to rape him after raping me
      really wish there was some kinda bestiary that updated with kill count telling people about the fricking infinite aggro range of Stalkers, or the Mario Boo system that doesn't let you just fricking run off

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want them to add a new enemy type that is like pal world type shit, it would fit the existing narrative that helldivers are just murdering everything without understanding it and even though they are cute still labeling them as a threat. Even if it was a short campaign or something, it would be entertaining. Battle of the fotms

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just bought the game to play with my friends.
    Can't wait to fight these robots I've heard so much about!

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A frickload of people exist on Super Earth
    >Tons of people join the Helldivers at a young age
    >People are having kids at crazy rates
    >Cities are bustling and prosperous due to bug oil, and they are eco friendly to boot
    >Citizens seem extremely happy with the lives they live
    Outside of the occational "lel, le fascism totalitarian sarcasm" quips tossed around every once in a while, why exactly are we supposed to have an issue with Super Earth, exactly?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have no actual freedom. You don't even know who or what you voted for. You are required to believe and do whatever the "plurality" says that you do, and the "plurality" is entirely obfuscated from you intentionally. There is no way for anyone to know what anybody voted for, and therefore you must simply blindly trust that the government is doing what you want. Questioning any of this will have you sent to a freedom camp.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let's be real, the Star Trek federation type government is a pipe dream. Humans were born to be ruled. An oligarchy is the only way into space.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You have no actual freedom. You don't even know who or what you voted for. You are required to believe and do whatever the "plurality" says that you do, and the "plurality" is entirely obfuscated from you intentionally. There is no way for anyone to know what anybody voted for, and therefore you must simply blindly trust that the government is doing what you want. Questioning any of this will have you sent to a freedom camp.
        but enough about current western governments

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well ya, that's what makes it satire.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Haha yeah, imagine living in a dystopia like that....

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay but how is thst any different from the present reality?

          So exactly how shit is done now.

          That's correct, it's no different than it is now. That's what makes it satire, it's taken the current zeitgeist and repackaged it into an over the top, humorous version of itself.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's le satire of real life
            no

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Media illiterate spotted.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay but how is thst any different from the present reality?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So exactly how shit is done now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You must have the critical thinking skills of a moronic child. Just watching the TV gives you enough evidence darker stuff is happening. You can find bullet holes on the scientist corpses during the TCS mission.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Complain or gripe to me
    >ONCE
    >Kick you immediately.
    Away from my squad, I don't listen to homosexuals, learn your fricking place.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's a good primary weapon? For some reason those swedish tards nerfed my beloved slugger

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sickle
      >Dominator
      >Breaker
      >Plasma
      >Scorcher
      >Defender
      >Liberator

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >liberator
        Really? Did they do anything to it?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's just the best weapon available if you can't get the others yet
          It's a weaker Sickle

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I see, thanks!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spray
      &
      Pray
      I will not elaborate further.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    will we ever get urban fighting on super earth? a man can dream

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you vill kill ze bugs and ze bots on ze barren wasteland

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If we ever get an urban environment to fight in it will make eagle and orbital stratagems much harder to use, and the community will b***h endlessly about how it's not fair they can't use the same loadout and tactics on every single planet in the game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if this engine can take fully destructible multiple story buildings because if so I'd love to turn some robot harboring neighnorhoods into gaza

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Game is working poorly on mostly empty maps
          >What if they done it in highly destructible environment?
          I still remember 30fps on tarkov's streets on 4090

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Does tarkov have fully destructible buildings?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did Tarkov actually add the city map with the promised random APC that I remember being teased like half a decade back?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes

              Battlefield 3 was doing this shit on a fricking toaster oven 13 years ago. Just like with body deformation in racing games, there are plenty of resource light methods of doing physics simulation but the easiest ways to develop are the most taxing on CPUs.

              Yeah I also remember maps like Dawnbreaker or Siege of Shanghai where you could level an entire city.

              oh wait you couldn't, only specific buildings or sides of walls.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes
                Is it any good?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Streets is the best map they've ever put out, but performance wise is still in rough shape. Its got all the loot you want, alot of AI and people, and a good range of sightlines and ranges of combat.

                Bad company 2 was the peak of destructibility. A lot of games have kind of destructible environments but none of them have the scale of destruction thwt bc2 has. Crazy that it hasn't been topped yet.

                Its cause BC2 didn't really have urban areas, just some buildings here or there so you could then break shit. The actual capabilities of destruction only got better, you would be delusional to think BC2's destruction is better than BF1 or BFV. BC2 just let you actually take out a whole map.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bad company 2 was the peak of destructibility. A lot of games have kind of destructible environments but none of them have the scale of destruction thwt bc2 has. Crazy that it hasn't been topped yet.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Battlebit remastered had a better destruction, but worse as a game

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was abroad for the entire month or however that game was popular

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bad Company 2 had the same 3 rectangle buildings copy/pasted ad nauseum.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bad Company 2 had the same 3 rectangle buildings copy/pasted ad nauseum.

                Best destructibility was Red Faction: Guerilla.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yep, they also advertised streets as "newbies friendly": It's your first map, optimized as shit on any PC and you instantly dies from random corner, great first step

              Battlefield 3 was doing this shit on a fricking toaster oven 13 years ago. Just like with body deformation in racing games, there are plenty of resource light methods of doing physics simulation but the easiest ways to develop are the most taxing on CPUs.

              Physics simulation in helldivers2 is bad. Flying blocks, ragdoll madness etc.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Battlefield 3 was doing this shit on a fricking toaster oven 13 years ago. Just like with body deformation in racing games, there are plenty of resource light methods of doing physics simulation but the easiest ways to develop are the most taxing on CPUs.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a parody of...le fascism
    it's neoliberalism/globalism with authoritarianism silly

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    my life for super earth

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I've been playing mostly 9 with a friend and whatever randoms who join and we haven't had an issue at least completing the main objective. Extracting is whatever since we both have everything maxed out. I went back to 7 with all randoms earlier today to mess around. I was the only one who brought any anti-armor and it was a bigger clusterfrick than any helldive mission I played. Never doing that again.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Catalog Expansion

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      dont buy it, it's a bug
      it would be like catching missingno.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I tried purchasing it a whole bunch of time. Am I safe?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          impossible to say for sure, you know how fricked this game is

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        catching missingno was fricking awesome why wouldnt i want to do that

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >helldive with bile spewers
    >absolute shitshow, getting bug mortars constantly, slowed by little bugs from 50m away, 1-shot over and over, constantly overwhelmed
    >helldive without bile spewers
    >easy walk in the park just blasting bugs and hugging

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's why you need a machine gunner (me)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey quick question, do you know what a Grenade is?

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still no medals for defeating the bots
    bros...i'm starting to think high command doesn't care about us...

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no fricking way anyone cares about that map.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HMG is actually good against bugs, wtf Ganker, you lied to me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it can kill fine
      you just spend a long time reloading and managing recoil and its broken sight
      and it got a nerf lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no you don't understand I HAVE to play this game like it's an FPS

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anything happen if you get all the ship modules?
    I have 17/18 now

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hear me out for the 4th faction, space clowns

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The porn is gonna be too much to handle.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im down.

      At the end of battle instead of green blood or oil in ur uniform it would be rainbow and sparkles.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    slow is the most unfun mechanic in the game

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont have a problem with bile spewers but sometimes their spawn rate just goes crazy. like 8 of them from a single breach

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Impact grenading 4 at once is incredibly satisfying though.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        very true
        also, question for people, do spewers and chargers have better tracking on higher difficulties or am i crazy?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know if it's higher, but its nuts on high difficulties.
          >just got smushed by a charger AFTER jumping out of the way

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how are bots gonna come back?

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Teammate falls down ICBM hole before I arrive at the objective
    >I proceed to also fall down the same ICBM hole while looking for his dropped samples, not realizing that they're in the hole, trapping my samples as well
    >We only extract with 7 basic and rare samples

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Teaming up with morons like this is what makes the game fun

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fall down the ICBM hole once
      that's a kicking. get out of my game, scum

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope people who started with 2 are ready for super earth to lose control of the vast majority of systems once the Terminids resist the TCS, the main Automaton force arrives and the Illuminate emerge from the black holes.
    Get used to it. There's gonna be planets and systems we will never take control of again.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't wait for FREEFORM COLLAPSE.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait for it. I think we've had it too easy. We should fail major orders more often and have things actually change based on victory or loss.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        At this point I can't believe they're still being surprised at how fast the player base is clearing stuff.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I suspect the game was released in soft early access and they have been railroading us into stagnating the war until they finish the game. The illuminate not being ready at launch is clear proof of this. Automatons will likely get new toys when they reemerge in Cyberstan with their cyborg allies. Fun times ahead.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >We should fail major orders more often and have things actually change based on victory or loss.
        As long as the war is completely arbitrary and devs can simply increase/decrease regen and invade as they see fit I don't know why I would care about any of this.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So bots are not playable now? For how long.

    I sure love being rewarded with less content!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's been a day chill.

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you nerds post this cringe shit? Every match feels the same.
    I dont even play this game anymore. I have every ship upgrade. I play GTA online now.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >weather effects
    i shan't be playing

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the lamp posts so fricking bright dawg

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the lighting on those is so fricking dogshit. I shoot down every lamppost around an objective if we need to stay there longer than a minute

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can shoot them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those are the Illuminates in disguise

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did no one on the dev team actually play test this garbage before putting it in the game?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was a fun delete button at 1200 RPM
      then they nerfed it and now it's just shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even then the magazine and ammo supply was laughably small especially when taking into account the fire rate and recoil. Seriously, there is nothing this shit ass gun is good for and it pisses me off cause I was looking forward to it ever since it leaked.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >magazine and ammo supply was laughably small
          Yes. If they want a heavy machine gun it should go thunk, thunk, thunk instead of brrrt, out ammo. The current iteration is just unsatisfying to use.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a buff, magazine lasts longer now!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Call it in for the first time
        >See the 1200 RPM button
        >Switch to it and stand next to my friend
        >"Hey watch this"
        >BRRRRRRRRR
        >The screen shake actually messes with HIS screen
        It wasn't very useful but it was fun.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats wrong with it? Im having a lot of fun mowing down shit with it, though the magazine empties a tad too fast

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tiny magazine
        >doesn't do anything special over the other MGs
        >no third person reticle
        >slow ass stationary reload
        I struggle to find anything that isn't wrong with this gun.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn't do anything special over the other MGs
          besides kill hulks and tanks on its own? did you even use the thing?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I used it twice and realized how dogshit it was like every other player with a brain. Probably why I haven't seen a single person other than myself ever bring that trash into a mission.
            And getting to shoot hulks and tanks in their weakspots is something so many better weapons already do

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I logged on yesterday for the first time in a while and the bots are just gone?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      we killed 'em dead
      frick commies
      total bot death

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can thank Reddit for deleting half the content in this game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, they'll probably be back in a week when "the reclamation" is launched.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    At 1200 RPM you could empty the mag faster than you could reload it kek.

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing those sudden death missions with swarms of endless bugs
    >guaranteed some homosexual still drops his favourite support weapon when everyone dies like 20 times
    baka

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the higher your fps, the faster a charger turns
    haha... those swedes...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really? What? Is that why I keep dying to them recently? It seems not matter what I do I can't dodge them anymore

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thinking about getting a new strategem unlock, whats better between 120m, 380m, and Walking Barrage?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Walking barrage is good against bo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        rip anon. the ayyluminati got to him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      walking barrage is reliable for bots
      except there's no bots right now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're all kind of garbage really. Walking might be the 'best' of that bunch because it's easier to aim and forget. The 380 also works for that but you have to make sure to get it in a good spot.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      120 and Walking are both pretty reliable nowadays, 380's still a bit of a gamble even with the tightened spread in most cases but it can still clear out larger bases/hive nests.
      Out of all of them I'd go 120 > Walking >>> 380, but Walking does have nice use cases for dealing with shit far away that the other two can't reach (like throwing it in the direction of a Stalker lair or Shrieker nest).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      380 can pretty consistently clean up huge nests and outposts from a distance.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      As someone who uses them all regularly, they're all decent. But you're less likely to kill your team with walking barrage. You have to keep in mind that most people you play with have the situational awareness of a moronic dog and aren't going to see your stratagems or hear when you throw it.

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this fricking planet

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I swear these fricking firestorms home in on you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >try to walk through crevice
        >fire tornado goes between crevice

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They do. They slowly track towards the player. Knowing this though means you can steer it on top of patrols and breaches

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does this planet even need to be liberated. Who the frick even lives on a literal hell like this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you have been reported to the local democracy authority

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Patroits

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who lives there? You live there now as punishment for your undemocratic thoughts.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        bugs live there when they're allowed to repopulate

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You want the bugs to have the fire tornados for themselves? The only things bugs deserve is a swift death.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        turn in your cape. you're obvoiusly not helldiver material.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They just want the oil dude

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >about to extract but firestorm sweeps entire fricking zone around terminal for like 5-fricking mins
      >weather moves to surround us conveniently right when a scav ejactulates everywhere

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just abandoned a mission that I was 80% done with because I'm not going to fricking play around with this game's bullshit and these firestorms. I can't do this shit right now. This game is such hot fricking garbage sometimes.
      >fire tornadoes stop me from dodging a charger
      >he knocks me into a third fire tornado in the back
      >my only real means of killing the exponentially growing swarm of fricking flying bugs that are just bullying me at this point is gone thanks to the 4 fire tornadoes that are camping my body and the area surrounding it (the bugs are not bothered by them)
      >it becomes an endless loop of spamming dive to dodge the flying bugs and chargers until eventually i dive into one of the billion tornadoes that are moving about the area
      Frick this game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Goes into a planet called hellmire
        >Expects something else than literal hell

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick do bugs even survive on this shit
      Hell how are there plants to begin with

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Playing my basedcore electronic metal Playlist on Hellmire
      >Firestorm sweeping fricking everything
      >Link related starts blasting at full volume https://youtu.be/cX2v6b91XgM?si=xdVdXPPRJr5x05Ms
      Planet is fricking kino.

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >steam maintenance
    frick you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Steam is down on monday
      Its over.

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    robochuds will rise again

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Start egg hunt mission
    >Getting fricked by stalkers, so we're clearly near their nest
    >Team has decided to park at an SEAF site (lmao the morons) so I decide to go take out the nest
    >Bile titan spawns
    >Down it with my autocannon sentry
    >Move on to the first egg nest
    >Second bile titan spawns
    >Move on to the second egg nest
    >Two more bile titans spawn
    >Clear a heavy nest
    >Move on to the third egg nest
    >Team finally captured the SEAF and has caught up with me
    >Clear the third nest (and another bile titan)
    >No more objectives left, most POIs plundered, nothing left to do but extract
    >Team has decided to bunker down and fight infinite bugs at one of the egg nest locations instead of walk to extraction
    >My hike has no enemies and is rather pleasant
    >Reach extraction, two bile titans spawn
    >Two teammates crash, me and the last guy successfully extract
    >It was helldive difficulty
    No wonder there were so many enemies. I didn't even realize I selected helldive.

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have the creek cape but I never set foot on creek

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people insist on still doing side missions when they as a team have been so incompetent that there's like 3 respawns left on higher difficulties
    when will these Black folk learn, I don't really want to boss anyone around but jesus christ

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You get more XP completing objectives than you do extracting as a full team. Extraction is legitimately completely irrelevant outside of acquiring samples.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. As long as the objectives are completed and the mission is a success I don't care if I end up extracting or not. I have enough samples.

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably would've sucked less if you wore some pants

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lemme purchase catalogexpansionREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish the Senator's reload speed was increased. It can stay a six-shooter with rounds reload, but please let me slot in bullets FASTER.

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there any way to tell which team member is the host? I am going to start reporting Black folk for spurious kicks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Orange #1

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok I’m going to spoil the best bug load out for you botBlack folk.
    air strike
    cluster bomb
    500kg
    Quasar
    Dominator
    Redeemer
    impact grenade
    light armor

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Incendiary grenade is good if you are hosting.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boring options

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Killing 500 bugs per mission isn’t boring. Clearing entire bug breaches solo isn’t boring. Don’t worry botBlack person I’ll keep carrying you through the scary bug missions.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Killing 500 bugs per mission isn’t boring
          No but you chose incredibly boring options to do it with.
          >Impact grenade
          >Quasar
          >500kg
          zzzzzzzzz

          >Clearing entire bug breaches solo isn’t boring
          I can do that with any grenade that isn't stun.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok moron go have fun on your level 3 bug missions

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm playing on helldive difficulty, moron
              Your boring options are dull

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You would know then you can’t clear an entire bug breach with only grenades then you lying Black person.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong, homosexual. I sure as hell can.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok have fun spamming grenades at titans and chargers like a moron. Stupid homosexual.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I will, thank you. It's fun throwing incendiary grenades and racking up kills instead of use boring picks like you.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks but I'm still bringing autocannon sentry and sickle

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sickle is solid. Autocannon turret is not ideal.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Autocannon turret is not ideal.
          This is treason

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Some maps get crazy high charger spawns and they bum rush every sentry they see and oneshot them.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              So place them better, or use the distraction to either kill the charger or run away.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That won’t work if there are 5 chargers running around. Autocannon turret can be good but you if you are in a swarm situation it will fail you. I know it can kill shit it’s just not as reliable as other options.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Autocannon turret is not ideal.
          what did he mean by this

          literally one of the best turrets that can even kill bile titans

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      every loadout that says to take the redeemer is funny to me
      its like reminding people to breathe

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        In my mind it's the only secondary that exists

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kick anyone that brings cluster

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cluster can easily kill 30-40 bugs if placed right. It also wipes out hunter patrols. You are bad.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          and you can easily do that with two mags of Breaker Incendiary without wasting a strategem slot

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any loadout that doesn't take an EAT is automatically not optimal (unless you're on easy difficulties)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every team needs at least one guy who swaps the EAT for an AC to deal with bile spewing homosexualS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      false the real best load out is

      >500kg
      >orbital rail
      >Rover Drone
      >Quasar
      >Breaker Incendiary
      >Impact Nades
      >Light Grenade Armor

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Grenade launcher
    >Supply backpack
    Spewers are no longer a threat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based, Grenade Launcher and Supply Pack were my loadout staples for a long time. I'm still bringing the Supply Pack but I've taken a liking to the new AMR.

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is scorcher good vs bugs?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, except you need to be careful using it point blank or you will have a nice day with splash damage.

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    killing bugs is not as fun as killing robots

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The devs should do bug liberation orders until the map no longer has any games available then laugh and say, "no refunds!"

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I won't and I've been "playing" since the start. I exclusively fight bugs. Thanks for earning me medals. I'm glad I get full rewards for just fricking existing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hopefully they switch off bugs for a while so you're forced to stop being a baby

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth getting this game now? I just got my pay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you have friends

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well shit

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Press RMB to aim
    >Remembers whether or not I was aimed down sights
    >Despite having that setting clearly set to OFF
    Stop that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For some reason it only saves that setting if you're the host.

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Autocannon and EMS are the only good sentries to be quite honest

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where's Tesla Coil-chan?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Figured to death by BBC (Big Bug Charger)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The mini sentry was amazing during the bug spray mission, and the Gatling turret will make Shriekers completely irrelevant as long as it sits on the map.

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cyberstan Will Prevail!

    https://app.suno.ai/song/603ee7d0-c2a7-41ef-831c-29d14d26f821/

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've died to my team's mortar turrets without fail every time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've died to my own mortat turrets without fail every time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bugs
      >use a tesla tower
      >ping it when it lands
      >it starts mulching swarms
      >moron runs into it, dies
      >I revive him
      >he does it again
      >I revive him
      >he lands on top of it, runs back towards us because it already killed all the bugs
      >he didn't even have any samples

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing how much I couldn't wait to get better Stratagems to replace precision strike at low level. Now that I have everything unlocked and maxed out, I always use 500kg + precision against bugs. EAT is better of course, but I don't care.

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hellmire is the best bug planet and no one can tell me otherwise

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Firestorms

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's the best part

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why can't people accept that dying a bunch of times is part of the game
    hell if you're not dying something is clearly wrong and you're probably not pulling your weight

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      HELLDIVERS NEVER DIE

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always thought that every ship is occupied by clones. How else do they explain every replacement Diver looking and acting exactly like me with my exact loadout and playstyle

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          helldivers are flesh golems

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe every super destroyer trains its regiment in a specific way?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST THROW AN EAGLE IN MY PATH EVEN THOUGH IT'S TACTICALLY ADVANTAGEOUS TO DO SO AND YOU RESPAWNED ME INSTANTLY, YOU ARE LE KICKED

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Correct. If you throw heavy ordinance at someone else you aren't a team player and thus can play somewhere else. I don't need or want you here.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not throwing it at you, I am throwing it towards the multitude of bugs you attracted

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong, if I'm downrange you are still throwing it at me. Position yourself better or use another option if you want to stick around. I don't tolerate teamkilling.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I don't tolera-
              don't care nerd
              ▲►▼▼▼

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Kicked
                See ya, teamkilling homosexual

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >kicked
                nah i'm hosting. YOU'RE kicked Black person

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              does it count as teamkilling when the 4 chargers you're pulling kill me after trampling you, I hope you'll apologize to me when I die to a bile titan I couldn't kill because you were jerking off near it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >does it count as teamkilling when
                Yes. Didn't need to read further. Goodbye.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                okay, glad you're leaving the game moron. Finish reading a post before you accidentally agree with me next time

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >glad you're leaving the game moron
                Wrong, homosexual. You're the one that's kicked.

                >Finish reading a post before you accidentally agree with me next time
                I don't read posts made by teamkilling morons.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                *kicked*

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              what's your issue though, re-spawning is instantaneous
              frankly, other players are just another stratagem in the pack
              the game is not about trying to survive the longest
              hell, when I'm absolutely done for and completely surrounded I just throw grenades at the floor

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe for you it isn't, but when I'm completely surrounded I pop a stim, empty my magazine, and fricking SURVIVE
                Only losers give up and die

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're one of those gays that just runs around and waits for others to finish the job, useless

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong, I kite enemies when needed and complete objectives while other people are fighting endless battles and dying pointless deaths. You better believe I'm going to reinforce you across the entire map, I am not furthering the meatgrinder.

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the flamethrower good enough now thay I can justify a full pyro build

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's fun against bugs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really but if you make 1 small sacrifice then you'll be fine. For example you can just go pyro + 500kg and that'll work fine against bugs. Flamethrower kills every bug except titan

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Flamethrowers 100% killed Titans even pre-patch, Anon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Supposedly fire damage is bugged to where if you are not host it is weak.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you trust your team to kill titans then your can even go flamethrower + supply pack and do nothing but spam flamethrower. That said, flamethrower+rover is still probably better

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the current two planets so much bros, I want that purple bot planet back

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe people prefer desolate fire planet surrounded by gross bugs instead of space lasers shooting at you on a dusk forest planet

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no redditors on hellmire though

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be divan
    >teammates are moronic, go off and destroy 75% of the bug lairs and do secondary objectives while collecting samples
    >check minimap
    >teammates have been fighting a single shrieker nest for 20 minutes
    >run out of reinforcements
    why

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why people don't kill shrieker nests from 400m away. They learned how to get spore spewers and they look almost the same.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do. Its 2 quasar shots or like 6 ac shots.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        because they don't go down in one EAT so morons think they require a hellbomb

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dude=me
    >dog=random bug on the map that i know will call a patrol and a bug break after my teammates finished killing the last bug break and are out of ammo

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Foribros where you at?

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Today I will remind them that the bots will invade cyberstan and while we fight them the bugs in the tcs will mutate and create a super hive. We use a super weapon on the super hive that collapses it into a black hole which the illuminates emerge from. Rebellions occur due to illuminates subversion which releases killer plants, zombies, and demons while space pirates take advantage of the chaos and raid planets.
    DO YOU WANT TOTALEN KRIEG

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pull out full-auto UZI
    >Spray at near-point-blank bugs
    >Teammate runs in between me and near-point-blank-bugs
    >Instantly gets deleted
    Nyoro~n

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      People get extreme tunnel vision when they're trying to avoid getting eaten by hunters.

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wrong, if I'm downrange you are still throwing it at me. Position yourself better or use another option if you want to stick around. I don't tolerate teamkilling.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy getting kicked. morons out.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >*reports you for spurious kicking and racism*
        nothing personnel

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >reports you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Annoy host
      >Get kicked
      Wow

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are some stuff that you'd love to see that you know they'll never do
    >ability to switch faction, I want to play as a bot-alligned helldiver

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My fellow citizens we must let the terminids in or super earth will not survive

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is there any IN-GAME evidence of the fascism of Super Earth, of is it all conjecture by the fans?

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the game on PS5 have invert X axis camera option? can someone check, please? i need to know if i can play teh game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      please respond

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blue lines are constant enemy waves.
    You need to retrieve data, then upload data, activate radar, then evac.
    Those diamond ones are armory where you can refill your ammo. The 'point' icons are just AI fighting random bugs.
    Outpost are there to just provide support and such. You can't kill any of the enemy buildings. Just do your objectives, try to survive and hold out and evac.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      First of all, those are green lines. Second, I ain't reading all that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no bro I'm going to fight endless waves of bugs attempting to complete pointless side missions and then wonder why all my evacs get depleted

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >diff 8 bugs
    >by some fricking miracle i make it to the extraction with two reinforcements left
    >call it in
    >half a minute in
    >Fire Tornado Alert
    >oh frick
    >no less than SEVEN FRICKING TORNADOES show up
    >they perform a synchronized ballerina dance around the extraction platform
    >have to run circles around the exterior because of two bile titans and a horde of chargers
    >Pelican-1 arrives
    >Sweet Liberty Save M-
    >charger clips me sending me into a fire tornado
    >die
    >reinforce
    >land top rocks
    >titan nudges me
    >roll down hill into another trio of fire tornados

    I can't. My nerves will physically give out. My blood pressure normally is enough to pressure cut steel but this just knocks it up a notch.
    I think I will wait this one out until the less dogshit foggy planets show up again.

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ooooh I just got it, I'm moronic
    humans breed the bugs for farming them- we are entirely responsible for them being seeded on other planets
    I wonder what the deal is with the bots, people say they're real humans on the inside, is there any hint of why there is beef between us

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      first game had cyborgs who were oppressed miners revolting against super earth
      they got btfo'd and enslaved
      at some point they built the automatons
      the automatons want to free their parents and get revenge on super earth

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      automatons are the socialist armies of the communist faction in the cyborg civil war that they dont tell you about.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      in the first game there was a secessionist communist nation of cyborgs who was a t war with super earth. They were defeated but at some point they built the automatons and sent them away. Now they are back and trying to free their creators

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got kicked from my game for revealing I'm trans. This game has a chud problem

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty new and I just turned level 15, what difficult should I be playing on? I'm decent but don't have a lot of unlocks and don't want to drag other teams down.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      4
      6 when you got the weaponry
      9 when you got the teammates

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      5-6

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stick around 4 unless it seems too easy. It's really just up to you, but some weirdos like the ones ITT will kick you if you're not what they think is high enough for a certain difficulty. 4-6 seems good

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play whatever difficulty you're having fun on friend. No one cares. I play exclusively diff 9 because once you learn how to play it gets pretty easy. If you notice that you're toppling the enemy with no resistance, bump it up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      4 or 5
      at level 20 switch to 6, then eventually 7
      then stay there for a while because 8 or 9 are a slog if your entire team doesn't know what they're doing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever difficulty is fun for you.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll let anyone play on any difficulty with me as long as they understand the concept of anti-tank.

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wombo combos you out of your heal animation

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even remember playing in Creek, but I'm wearing the dope cape anyway.

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people take those [Killed By] announcement seriously
    I swear there's no logic to them, half the time it says I killed myself when I obviously didn't

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the game is giving you some solid hints

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've killed people across the map after falling to my death. Only actual brainlets get mad about a teamkill or two. Set your game to friends only if you think you can only extract with 20 lives or you have to restart

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is ems strike not stunning titans intended? I know they changed it so stun grenades don’t work on them but I swear they walk through ems too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, that's what they want. So now chargers just happily charge past it and titans aren't affected, so EMS only works on the fodder.

      Disappointing, but still useful on helldive where there's so much shit you're just glad a bunch of it is frozen in time for a bit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s pretty gay. I can kinda see the logic behind stun grenades, but for an orbital strike with a giant ems field to be ignored is stupid.

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    IF YOU
    >don't let me carry all the samples
    >talk on the microphone even by accident
    >fall into a hole and die
    >use mortar sentries
    >pick up my equipment after I die (not my fault)
    >use backpack shield
    >teamkill me at all
    >get mad I teamkill you by accident
    >ignore my pings
    >alert a patrol
    >under level 40
    >reinforce me too late
    >call extract before I'm there
    >take 2 resupply crates
    That's a KICK from me. Get freaking booted, kid

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot to add wearing the reddit cape

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick, I double kick for that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick, I double kick for that

        It's a nice cape. I wear it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which cape? I wear the gold one because I'm fancy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This meme is unfunny.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's people in this same thread who think that stuff unironically anon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Friendless Gankerirgins are not people.

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >call the one to call resupply
    >always take 2 packs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kicks you* oops my finger slipped

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"that's what you get for playing solo in a coop game, moron"
    >these are the types of people I may be diving to assist
    think I'm good with learning how to deal with everything this game throws at me on my own.

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I should use the Stalwart.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's doo doo just use MG

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it? I mean, the MG is rad. I saw a post on Reddit that said it was slept on.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stalwart has no armor penetraton. MG is fine enough

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don’t listen to him stalwart is great for killing light enemies which there is a lot of on bug missions. Just build around it’s weakness against medium and heavy with other stuff and you’re good to go. It’s more fun than MG too imo because you can reload on the run and have 3 mags, plus 1200rpm mode.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >reddit
          you have to go back

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The stalwart is very good. Run a primary with medium armor penetration to make up for the stalwarts lack of it and you'll be fine. The liberator penetrator and the slugger are both good options.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't listen to that homosexual, the stalwart is great against bugs.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stalwart requires a medium penetration primary, so Slugger is ideal.

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a Halo ODST "VISR" stratagem. Highlighting enemy tracks, useful items, weak spots, and other cool functionality.

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spend 70% of my games in malevelon creek for months
    >0% liberated
    >don't log in for 2 days
    >malevelon creek is 100% liberated, everyone but me gets an ebin reddit cape because they played 1 match on trivial difficulty

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got the cape and i only started playing after creek got liberated

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hellmire is genuinely worse than any of the bot planets
    Frick this place

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HELLMIRE IS THE NEW CREEK. IF YOU WISH FOR VALOR YOU MUST PLAY ON HELLMIRE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      IS IT AFGANISTAN?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes help take it or you are gay

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          war is so much fun

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is bile an instadeath even on heavy armor
    why is the enemy with the ranged instakill attack as fast as a hunter

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I survived a direct barf in Vitality Boost+Servo Assist heavy armor.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How good is servo assist? Is it worth taking over the alternatives?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's pretty useful

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Usually like fire tornados
          >Then this happens

          I'm a big fan, throwing range is a nice quality of life but the limb health is a direct increase to main health it seems. You can survive shit that would kill even extra padding armors, I haven't tested but I think it even includes your head as a "limb".

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Limb health from servo-assisted is not like limb health from the vitality booster, it's been tested by nerds. It doesn't actually make you actually tankier on top of the fewer injuries. If it were the case then servo-assisted armor would be the best in the game for giving more health than vitality booster

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's pretty nice, although it takes some getting used to with how hard you start whipping stratagem balls around. Makes it a bit trickier to arc them over walls.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I survived a direct barf in Vitality Boost+Servo Assist heavy armor.

      from a Bile Boi mind you, not a titan.

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      whos laughing now clanker

  115. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boarding ship
    >gay still shooting for whatever reason
    >kills me 5 feet from extraction
    thanks

  116. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Huh, what do you mean you want to kill me?"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  117. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I see you using the Quasar, Sickle, or Scythe, I AM taking 2 supply packs.

  118. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/sierraspaceco/status/1777351531609616588

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Truck? Never heard of it. Better deliver shit in 10lbs packets that each require recovery and sending back to orbit, that's much more efficient.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's cooler though

        And yet here you’re, posting on an anine website

        this is a politics and porn site

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rule of cool doesn't apply to real life economics I'm afraid.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trump will found the helldivers

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Orbital soldier drops at thousands of mile an hour
        >breaking the sound barrier, has to held in a special hug suit to not melt even inside the tube
        >massive coils and pads to break the near sudden stop
        >bright lights remind him he's on earth once again, alongside the smell of kicked up dirt as the doors drop off
        >and then he's shot by an IDF soldier before his eyes can adjust

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          that why we invent power armour as well

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Good point

  119. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's a little teaser for the 4th faction

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >horrors beyond comprehension

      neat, cant wait to 500kg it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it would be cool if the 4th faction just randomly transforms and takes over enemies during a mission. one minute your fighting bots, bugs and ayys then suddenly they just mutate into eldritch horrors versions of each enemy type.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still think a plant faction would be awesome
      >walking mushroom fodder
      >fungus infected civies
      >bloomed civie suicide bombers
      >tree ent heavy units
      >pitcher plants that launch artilleries or something
      >venous flytrap melee units

  120. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the future armor sets and particularly capes are a bit more creative. I want some solid colors instead of rando symbols on beige

  121. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  122. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still havent gotten my bot campaign medals

  123. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you charge up the grenade throw? I’m fricking shit at judging the range on the throw.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No the only way to change the actual distance your diver throws is with Servo-Assisted, other than that its all just angling

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, if you hold the grenade you'll cook it instead.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The range is the same as stratagem balls. About 50m if you throw at a 45 degrees angle on flat terrain.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have a rangefinder by pinging. a 45 degree throw goes 50m.

      Literally just throw 45 degrees when the target is 50m away.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sweet dude thanks

  124. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely don't understand this game. Its so fricking boring and pointless. Doesn't help its unoptimized as shit. I wish I could get a refund

    I don't see the fun of just endlessly shooting hordes of enemies and am baffled in how popular this is.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This gay was not alive when Left 4 Dead 2 came out, much less Left 4 Dead.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes I have and don't even compare the two. L4D blows this game out of the water

        >He doesn't understand why people enjoy shooting big guns and calling in moronic levels of ordnance on top of aliums.
        ngmi

        It just doesn't click for me dude

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Yes I have and don't even compare the two
          Too bad, homosexual.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't understand why people enjoy shooting big guns and calling in moronic levels of ordnance on top of aliums.
      ngmi

  125. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Play during European hours
    Everyone is chill, cool, funny, helpful, competent, never kick for any reason, laugh their asses off when getting TK'ed or when the team got completely obliterated during extraction
    >Play during Yankee hours
    Tryhard retatds LARPing as drill sergeants, obnoxious, selfish, annoying, moronic, kicking people for using the gears they don't like and simply being low level, screams at their mic if things don't go their way, "NOOOOOOOOO MY FRICKING SAMPLES, WHY DIDN'T YOU COVER ME??! I SPENT 40 MINS PLAYING FOR FRICKING NOTHING!!!!!"

    Thank god by the time I come home from work is the time the amerilards go to bed so my most of my experience in this game has been pleasant.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm American and I don't do these things. I think you just don't like us, which is fine.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember playing with some french guys where a rando player 4 got into the pelican while they were halfway across the map and they just laughed all the way back to the ship

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't play randoms that much, but the only guy I've seen talk throughout a mission was a guy named INFOWARS_PROXY who just played Alex Jones through his open mic the entire time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 side objectives left with 10 whole minutes left until Destroyer leaves
      >type in chat “Don’t leave without me, gonna do these real quick”
      >finish the first one and hear “prepare for extraction in T-minus 2 minutes”
      >type in chat again “don’t leave w/o me”
      >quickly finish the last objective that takes very little time and suddenly hear “pelican leaving in 30 seconds”
      >r ufricking me right now
      >kick the 2 morons just before the pelican was able to leave
      >the 4th respectfully stayed behind
      >mission complete but low stars and no Helldivers evacuated
      I swear to God i fricking hate rolling the dice with randoms.

  126. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Live service
    Cuh-rin-guh

  127. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most subtle forced shilling thread ever

  128. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bought the orbital gas strike for the hell of it
    >It's actually pretty nice for bugs with how low the cd is
    >Constantly killing most things at bug breaches like nothing and softens up chargers
    Wish i had used this earlier, this thing feels really underrated

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I loved it for bots because bots are often very stationary.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem with it and 90% of stratagems is that its so noticeably worse than all the 'meta' picks
      Cluster is superior at chaff, eagle air and 500kg are superior at armor killing and not just by a small margin

  129. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people believe the numbers

  130. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lore wise are there are other big habited planets for the humans? Super Earth having the manpower for all the Helldivers and random mooks that are dead at POI makes it seem like everyone is in one large commie block on earth.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cyberstan

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        isnt cyberstan basically a prison planet now, with all the former commie borgs now working the mines

  131. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the MG turret should let you call it down faster, since it’s completely superceded by the Gatling turret

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yfw they patch the starter turret to match the EAT cooldown

  132. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >botfrickers whining about hellmire
    man up you chuds

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao

      I'd rather go back to dealing with a missing stratagem slot on bot planets than play on Hellmire, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        not him, but i see no problems with hellmire. i waited for the fire to go away from landing zone

  133. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only airstrikes you need are eagle cluster bombs and rail cannon strike/orbital laser

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >laser vs bugs
      mediocre as frick, it can spend 50% of its time on a single charger and has an enormous cd, its top tier for destroying bot objectives though
      >orbital rail
      decent because you dont have to aim it but I find nobody touches it anymore since most people run quasar

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I use orbital railcannon because I've become a lazy butthole and sometimes I can't be bothered to deal with something.

  134. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    CYBERSTAN (DIVER SCUM)
    CAN'T KEEP HER DOWN
    WE COUNT DOWN (GET BACK UP)
    THE NEW DAWN (ON TO WAR)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      are these the actual lyrics

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cyber-ACK
      Lmao it's over for automatroons

  135. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The jump pack should be an armor passive instead of a stratagem.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no. jump pack is a decision you have to make. they will watch us from the ground

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jetpack is good for placing turrets in high up places

  136. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >armor passive for extra nades and syringes
    >still nothing for additional reserve magazines

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Trench Engineer"
      >"Drone Master"
      >just more grenade spam (and some reduced recoil)
      My inner turretdemon can't handle this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Trench Engineer"
      >"Drone Master"
      >just more grenade spam (and some reduced recoil)
      My inner turretdemon can't handle this

      Trench engineer with supply pack and ammo booster.

      14 total grenades available
      Mags (random gun examples)
      (Breaker) 21 available
      (Redeemer) 20 available
      (Grenade launcher) 11 10-shot belts available

      On top of that if you call in resupply, not only do you get all the ammo back but it also replenishes the supply packs so you can do it all over again.

      Become the ammo god, disregard the accuracy stat.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would you want the engineer passive when you have the supply pack? 2 extra grenades won't matter much if you already have 12. at least the medic has the excuse of having that +2 secs of stim.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thats just the ammo max build

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The recoil reduction without being obese is nice I guess.

  137. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want to use servo assisted cause the armor looks cool but i love my extra 2 seconds on stim

  138. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AI squad
    Is this actually a thing? I have not once seen a friendly AI in this game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a leaked friendly squad stratagem, but it's not accessible normally and barely works when cheaters use it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really hope it works at least halfway well, even if it's not very good. Something Helldivers/Darktide/pretty much any military-themed co op shooter lacks is allied bot soldiers. Hell Battlefront and BF2 on the PS2 only had like 24 bots per team but even just that was enough to make it feel like a proper battlefield.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're working on a stratagem where you call down like 4 or so friendly (fodder) SEAF soldiers. Shit armor but can shoot a gun at bugs for awhile until they get mulched

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's a leaked friendly squad stratagem, but it's not accessible normally and barely works when cheaters use it.

        >tfw all 4 divers use squad stratagems and reenact Klendathu over and over

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw you're called down alongside your three best friends and squadmates, only to realize you were dropped right when the pelican lifted off and the only people who could save you are leaving while laughing

  139. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    luv me HMG emplacement

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the turn speed need to be faster though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does it have to reload?

  140. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What Helldivers 2 needs is an orc faction.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >parody: "helldivers 2"
      >female: "helmet" "body armor" "raped" "defeated" "blood" "guro"
      >male: "monster" "large male" "big penis" "hairy" "green skin" "cannibalism"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >LIBERTY SAVE ME

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no mindbreak crazy laughing

  141. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    GET OFF FORI PRIME BASTARDS!!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      earth quakes > fire tornados

  142. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    SUN & WIND OF FORI PRIME

  143. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finishing up the ship upgrades. Common samples seem more valuable than rares, I just skip them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's just the sheer amount of commons required for every upgrade

  144. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have 120+ rare samples
    >only 30 common samples
    I CAN'T UPGRADE SHIT LIKE THIS

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