HELLDIVERS 2

Surprise, we got a bunch of new upgrades

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the number of kicks you are allowed per day should be restricted

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Host your own missions rentoid

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop being Chinese.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why chinese like to kill felow bugs?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick no. Played a game last night with a buddy and 2 randoms. One of the randoms immediately started killing us as soon as we landed, reinforced us, and killed us again for absolutely no reason. Can you imagine if I wasn't able to kick him from the game?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine just starting a new game with your buddy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Easier to get rid of the problem and stay in the current game

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you shouldn't need to correct the bad behavior of a shitter making a conscience effort to ruin the game for others, you should just leave instead :^)

          I bet you support zero tolerance and no child left behind in schools too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOST YOUR OWN MATCH YOU FRICKING TROGLODYTE

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adjudicator, wrecks ass or sucks ass?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit
      the eruptor and crossbow on the other hand...

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do not care for retrieve data missions

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pick up that hard drive

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy frick the Eruptor is bad. Wtf is it for

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's pretty powerful when you get to land your shots
      too bad the game wants to do everything possible to stop you from landing any shots, it might actually be the worst handling weapon in the entire game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you don't even need to land the shot
        if you shoot the ground near a squad of bots the fragmentation will kill 10 at a time

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It hits hard as frick but the velocity seems so low. Its such a pain in the ass to hit moving targets. Also the rate of fire is unbearable. If you are getting rushed by multiple enemies you're fricked. Hoping the crossbow will be ok

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's probably why all the DMRs suck so bad.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        is it worse than the counter sniper for handling (I know counter snipper got buffed but I haven't touched it since the buff so if the buff changed handling I have no frame of reference for that)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          kek, same. The counter sniper was so bad pre-buff that I can't imagine these devs actually making it good so I just haven't used it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's for when you want to pretend you're useful to the team by bringing a worse autocannon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      >The eruptor is a primary autocannon woooaaah now I can bring my stalwart!
      It fricking SUCKS ASSSSS!!!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry you're bad at the game and can't aim

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >finally decide to credit grind
    >first map
    >40 credits, 200 slips, and 3 medals within a two minute jog
    god I love not paying for shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >decide to credit grind
      >he didn't put any points into Luck
      I still have 1.5k SC left AFTER buying the new warbond. I didn't grind a single second in this game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had almost enough for my first premium warbond but I ended up buying a bunch of heavy armor

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sell me on heavy armor. I don't understand why anyone would give up movement and stamina for a slight durability increase. If you get headshot or ragdolled you're just as dead. Why not use a light/med with extra padding?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you only need stamina for nids.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Sell me on heavy armor. I don't understand why anyone would give up movement and stamina for a slight durability increase. If you get headshot or ragdolled you're just as dead.
            Because some missions don't require movement and stamina if you play it right. Eradication, defense, the ones where you reach an objective then sit on it while under attack. Sure it sucks to be slow but when you survive a direct hit by a rocket and are still durable enough to get up and run away under enemy fire afterwards, you'll realize why heavy armor is a thing.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >but when you survive a direct hit by a rocket
              I actually usually do survive direct rocket hits because I always bring the HP booster. What kills me is usually how I get ragdolled away at the speed of sound and pancake into a wall.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >get hit by rocket/cannon shot
                >democracy protects kicks in, on one health
                >ragdoll skids cartoon style along the floor into a wall
                >cause of death: impact

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you only need stamina for nids.

            This. I bounce between throwing distance so I can run nothing but orbital bombardments and eagle strikes on low levels and general explosive resistance because being able to tank a rocket to the head is a life saver on high level bot runs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey can we draw femmediver with big breasts that don't look like they've been drawn first with her body attached afterwards?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      my luck has been shit lately with finding a good map, what diff and mission types do u go for?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >diff
        trivial, tiny map that guarantees all the pods and grenade caches are within two or three minutes running, a minute if your lucky
        >missions
        honestly the mission doesn't matter, more so the map. Anything crescent with extraction near the edge seems to be best, means your more likely to get all your stuff within a short distance. Open maps, Fori Prime is the best at the moment, clear sight lines

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Fori Prime is the best at the moment
          thanks for the tip

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trivial, I've had the most luck on bug missions with the "kill Brood Mother" objective. Mainly because the objective is always in the middle so you just run a lap of the outskirts to find caches

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick uses any of those stratagems?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eating good
    frick off back to twitter, zoomer

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >RR is the objectively worst launcher in the game, bar none
    >Still addicted to the zen of manual reload, while lugging a massive backpack of missles on my back
    How do we fix it without fricking up what makes it kino, bros? Really feels like needing things to it's standard is the right approach needed.

    Make EATs take 3 shots to destroy Spores/Shrieker nests (change nothing about enemy values), and reduce Quasar range to be more of a CQB anti-heavy weapon where the ball dissolves after a short travel period seems like the right call.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >RR is the objectively worst launcher in the game, bar none
      That's the Spear.
      RR still trumps all the other launchers in raw DPS vs a titan or walker bot

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spear is bad because of a lock-on bug, and nothing more.

        DPS is pointless when every dies in the same number of shots. I shouldn't have to explain this to you.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          spear is bad because the reload is all one stage the lockon is much better now

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          RR is better for multiple bile titans. EATs have to wait for cooldowns whereas a single RR can deal with 3

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You also can't target weak points with spear so you waste your even more restricted ammo pool double tapping what a RR/EAT can oneshot

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >DPS is pointless when every dies in the same number of shots. I shouldn't have to explain this to you.
          You really should though since DPS measures damage over time and not shots to kill.
          Assist loaded RR kills the fastest.

          With the spear having finnicky lock on an your shots not being guaruanteed to hit where you want them to, the RR is literally better than the Spear which was the whole point of my post.

          Having many and fast accurate shots on demand is better than what the spear currently offers.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          "It's only bad because of a bug"
          Yeah tough breasts, that means it's bad.
          Explosive damage (spewers) was bugged to oneshot you: if we go by your logic, they didnt do high damage because it was bugged.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >DPS is pointless when every dies in the same number of shots
          you're not taking into account the number of enemies

          if there are 3 bile titans and you have EATs, then you are fricked for 1 minute
          if there are 3 bile titan and you have RR, you can kill all the titans in 30 seconds if you are skilled
          this isn't even taking into account if there are also chargers around their feet, and these aren't unrealistic scenarios, this is a regular occurrence on difficulty 7+

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If there are 3 BT's, you aren't reloading unless you are outside of the fray. Your made up scenario does not reflect reality.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how do we make this one gun good
      >I know we nerf the other guns!
      troony thinking.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        troony mindset

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They've buffed it's ammo replenishment twice now, which is good enough to make it not significantly worse than either of the other two. It's a perfectly good sidegrade if you're not taking a backpack. The only thing that needs to be fixed is the way that if you cancel the reload after inserting the shell but before locking the breech, you lose another round when you restart the reload. Also, your ideas are ridiculously terrible.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Buffed ammo
        That was never the problem, Anon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They need a stealth buff where you can unlock the launcher and dive to eject the prior shell w/o spending an extra round.
        Reload times technically the same, but bull fighting has a higher skill cap

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      awful ideas, they should at best change how assist reload works by making it so you dont need another person to hold your backpack to help, as long you have both equipped

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >as long you have both equipped
        Doesn't even need to be both equipped. Why can't I have the backpack and my teammate just use that to still help me reload? It's probably easier to grab rockets off my back than his own back. People would actually use reload assist if that is the case. Devs thinking randos are going to back pack b***h for each other are moronic. It's even hard to get bros to backpack b***h for you since everyone has something they want to bring in and play with and reloading for other people is really boring since you sit there and someone else does all the work.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why can't I have the backpack and my teammate just use that to still help me reload
          that's literally what

          awful ideas, they should at best change how assist reload works by making it so you dont need another person to hold your backpack to help, as long you have both equipped

          meant, you have both equipped, a teammate approaches you and team-reloads you off of your backpack
          its actually a cool engaging solution, I would do quick reloads for my buddies all the time if this was implemented

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The big difference between what you are saying and what I am saying is this
            >you have both equipped
            I'm saying that one guy not using the RR should be able to use my backpack that I have equipped to help reload my RR. Having both players requiring the backpack isn't going to help anything and seems like a pointless change that actually will make even less people use team reload since now you need two RR backpack between the team.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              ESL, You Have Both the Backpack AND the RR Equipped "you have both equipped" not "you both have it equipped" Learn english before posting

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        As someone who has over 200 hours fricking extensively with every Launcher, these are absolutely great ideas. Anti-Heavy weapons should have a niche in use and (actual) tradeoffs. Consider that EAT nerf extremely forgiving.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      moronic ideas, the Quasar being the worst. The Quasar already struggles in short range because of its charge up time. EAT is perfect where it's at, having to call down limited ammo every minute is a great trade off for up to two dead heavies every minute and no need to reload.

      If you want to buff the RR give it a faster reload. Nobody uses team reloading and it's obvious the RR was balanced around this terribly inefficient mechanic that's only viable in lower difficulties. Maybe give it a slightly bigger AoE and an additional rocket so it can do some wave clear if you have an abundance of ammo.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        RR team reload is great if they're adding more shit like the walking factories you need to dump an entire backpack into to kill. They could have RR and spear 1.5 and 2x effective blast radius respectively if they really wanted.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Capsaicin and AITC
    spicy.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still new to the game. I'd love to flame thrower some bugs but I don't want to get bullied for not being optimal. Is it viable to be a fire chad at least on bug missions? I should probably wait until I get those upgrades at least.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      just use what you want. Only homosexuals worry about metas

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Host your own games and if someone bullies you then just set them on fire. Then kick them if they try any other stupid shit in retaliation. It's really that easy.

        The guys I play with are actually fun enjoyers honestly, but I just want to make sure it's not so bad that I'm not a credit to the team. Still very new. I should run some solo missions anyway because I still don't have a grasp on objectives themselves and am just following and killing honestly.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just aim low towards the ground and sweep it back and forth. Setting the ground on fire in a big area kills much better than aiming right at the enemies themselves. Use it for killing and area denial simultaneously for maximum effect.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fire is very good against bugs and only morons say otherwise. Just make sure you're putting a bunch of fire on the ground so the bugs kill themselves scuttling around. Flaming a bug hole as they flood out is pure sex

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Host your own games and if someone bullies you then just set them on fire. Then kick them if they try any other stupid shit in retaliation. It's really that easy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      flame thrower is fine, it's great for swarms and can take out chargers really quickly (aim for the legs, the head armour seems to deflect the fire for some reason)
      just be aware that it does sweet frick-all against bile titans and is almost useless against bots

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post yfw you realize how shitty the new warbond is

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Needs a Nazi Armband peeking out and it would fit perfectly.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eruptor is good if you put in the work and use Stalwart alongside it but it stops there

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Laser Cannon pairs very well with it too.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dominator vs Eruptor, whats better? I only have enough SC for 1 pack.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      neither. Get the sickle

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Already have it dummy, that's why I didn't mention it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          then save your money because both are ass

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Slugger but better
            >ass

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      neither, get the scorcher

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this honestly, scorcher is objectively the best primary for bots imho

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’ll cry if they nerf it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eh the demolisher is better. Bigger mag. Burst fire. Penetrates all the same enemies. They're both very similar. Obviously it's handling sucks though.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no stagger
          into the trash it goes. JAR-5 >>>

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say Dominator, it's more generally useful whereas the eruptor feels too specialised

      the eruptor is basically replacing your primary with a support weapon that is a lite autocannon, it's cool, but it kinda forces you to change up your entire build around it, like taking the stalwart as a support and using it as your new primary, or else you are mainly going to be using your sidearm throughout the mission)

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    does interior and exterior of the ship change as you unlock more stuff?

    I joined some low rank game and their ship looked like the ali express version

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it does, at the very start your consoles are just screens stacked on storage boxes.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >need samples
    >but want exp
    If only I got more than a handful per difficulty 9

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    Anonymous

    post your solo extraction face

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      Anonymous

      >everybody dead
      >guy on mic screaming like a sperg that I need to pick up the samples
      >tell him to frick off and extract

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ask politely next time b***h

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      >when the Creek flashbacks start

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  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >200 common samples per upgrade
    By the time the game has 5-6 ship upgrades per type, you will need to have actual hundreds of hours to get them. This does not seem feasible for 90% of players.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was fine when most upgrades were garbage/slightly more than cosmetic.
      But now, it's kind of "mandatory" which sucks a lot.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its only "mandatory" if you adopt the shitter mentality of needing every single edge possible before you can succeed.

        Just remember, tons of players completed helldives all the time without these upgrades before they were added this morning.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, that's true you're completely right.
          But it's just that the 25% flat upgrade to fire weapons shouldn't be here, and not so costly.

          And like the other anon said, I'm also worried that new tiers of upgrades are just going to be and more expensives, meaning new people starting will never catch up (and not to forget there are other time consuming battlepasses to fill)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The most impressive upgrade is an extra bomb on the eagle (wow) and the upgrade to 3 (three) stratagems should probably be worth the cost
            >too expensive wah
            No it really isnt. People were capped on upgrades, strats, and samples by the end of the first month and had run out of things to grind.
            Even I was relieved to see them be expensive bc I had an excuse to be autistic about samples again

            >newbies can't catch up
            Shitters can cry more? You already need a hefty time investment to make it to the T3 upgrades- you aren't new by the time you're looking at T4s.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good. Having a long progression that’s front loaded is exactly how things should be.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really hope they add the feature of buying samples for Reqs like requested many times. It would motivate people to complete side objectives too.
      200 common samples is just ridiculous.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is the grenade pistol any good?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah its trash and it uses your throwable grenades instead of its own ammo pool

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So it only has four/six shots and you can't take it to compensate for taking smoke/stun?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it uses your throwable grenades
          What? What the frick? Does that mean it's a stun pistol if you have stun grenades?

          Why the frick would they do this

          that might be useful if they go farther than u can throw

          No, it doesn't, it has 8 shots, the dude is just one moron who never played the game and just says random shit because he doesn't like those threads

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dope. Glad to know I can pair it with stuns. It can blow up bugholes and factories right?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes but it blows up on impact, so it's fricky against fabricators. However, the best application of it is that you can use it to make patrol go away by shooting a grenade far away from them, so they go investigate the explosion

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yup. The new Eruptor does too. Lots of options for blowing up outposts now

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is it me or does the Eruptor take multiple shots? is it just the angles I've been getting?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's the angle I'm pretty sure. You have to aim down into the bughole

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't tried against bugs, just did a couple Bot runs. Factories are always more finicky anyways.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah so I can actually try and make smoke grenades work now without completly gimping myself, neat, i'll give it a try

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it uses your throwable grenades
        What? What the frick? Does that mean it's a stun pistol if you have stun grenades?

        Why the frick would they do this

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that might be useful if they go farther than u can throw

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Uses throwable Grenades
        Hol' up...

        Can I lob Incendiary Grenades through the thing?
        >mfw Firemaxxing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well that’s fricking disappointing

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If procreation needs approval, is fricking for the purpose of pleasure allowed?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Any act that could result in a child
      so unless you get a vasectomy: no.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll get one if I can frick 24/7

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No be a it has a chance of procreation

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only gay sex is allowed

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me know when the game becomes like Helldivers 1 where teammates stick together and help each other instead of running coward simulator.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss hd1 tbh

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It still exists, you can play it. I do.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t own any consoles no more

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      People hated the fact that the screen is shared in that game, completely missing the point.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Darktide bros... wtf is this... this game keep getting updates nonstop while Fartsharts is asleep..

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's stopping you from playing Helldivers 2?
      t. dropped Darktide months ago.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am playing HD2 right now homie I'm just shitposting because I like Darktide but hate how dead it is.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wanted to like Darktide but the game would need a complete rework for me to return I think. Shame since VT2 was fun.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you realize there’s a phat update coming this month right

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Phat
        A gas rat reskin and a bunch of achievement bullshit is fricking pathetic after like 5 months of nothing.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          cope

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          don't forget the addition of battle passes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you and your lies, you got me all excited. The update is:
        >More meaningless achievements and cosmetic garbage like titles
        >Scab Bomber (green)
        >Puzzles (find hidden buttons in map, receive useless achievement)
        >New condition (-stamina regen)
        It's fricking nothing. One recolored enemy, one stamina regen debuff, then a bunch of cosmetic shit. No new maps, no new weapons, no new enemy types.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fatshit

      riggedfromthestart.gif

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3 respawns left
    >hey guys, let's try to keep doing side missions even though we're all objectively incompetent
    why do these Black folk keep doing this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just had 2 different lobbies like this and it's genuinely starting to piss me off. morons that have 0 gameplay or strategical sense need to stay out of high difficulty games because they're just a burden.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like you're a sensitive lil b***h.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >wanting to win and not have my time completely = sensitive
          Go back to dying over and over again for the chance to win a bot outpost that gives us literally nothing, moron

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >NOO TIME IS MONEY!
            >NOOO YOURE RUINING IT FOR MEEEE!!!
            >NOO THIS IS MY TIME¬!!! I EARNED IT!!! NOOO STOPPP!!!
            Like I said. Weak lil b***h.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you don't like how literally random people act, stop matching with random people.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >play civilian rescue on 8
        >bots everywhere
        >guy leaves the firefight to get samples
        >we would of won as we had 36/45 if he didn't do thatk because we had a good defense
        >the three of use die
        >he spawns us at the edge of the map while he continue to hunt samples
        >he get the samples and places them at the pick up point
        >we run out of lives and lose the mission
        >he types "better luck next time"
        >host kills the guy and purposely leaves the samples at drop ship while he alone leaves
        >samplegay has a meltdown and leaves
        based

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >leaving the samples
          Ok I gotta admit that was a based move.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes he shot him right after that comment, picked them up and dropped before he got on. It was the most hilarious thing I seen so far.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >at extract with 6 super samples after a 40 minute slog
        >me and another guy dead, no reinforces left
        >pelican lands
        >two alive guys decide to wait for reinforcements for extra xp
        >they proceed to lose the samples
        >i get reinforced surrounded by death bots and dive into the ship
        randos are truly insufferable sometimes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >3 of us chain wiping against bots on helldive trying to save the class a civillians
        >Host is just running around the map alone collecting samples
        >Dies at extraction anyway and we have no more reinforcements
        >Go out of my way to ignore the samples and just get in the pelican

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Be me level 69 in my last diff 7 match. I got stuck babysitting 3 level 30 somethings.
      >Everything going smoothly as im essentially soloing 90% of the map.
      >Last side objective is a radio tower, basically useless at the end of a match.
      >These 3 morons have wasted 10 minutes and 12 reinforcements trying to take this thing while im kiting away hordes of bots, killing them, and hitting all the POI's
      >Finally make it back there to see whats wrong. 1 idiot is afk, 1 is endlessly spinning the radio tower and not knowing what to do, and the other is a huge b***h, hiding and taking potshots at skinny bots.
      >Force moron off the tower and align it myself. Afk moron suddenly comes back and airstrikes me and another guy on accident while attacking a single devastator 30 meters or so from us. My only death of the match.
      >Calls us back in after around 45 seconds of fumbling. There are no more reinforcements though and about 3 mins left to get across map to extract.
      >I immediately shoot that dumbass in the head and kill him, take back my shit and start running to extract with the other 2.
      >We make it to extract right before destroyer is about to leave and have to hold out for 2 mins. Problem is the tower revealed a SEAF artillery miles away and one of these idiots went for it even though the clock had already run out.
      >At last second I call in the afk moron again before destroyer leaves, He almost kills the other guy multiple times on accident while waiting. Then he starts sideyeing me weird as Pelican-1 is about to land.
      >He tries to attack me and the other guy panics and gets crushed by the landing shuttle. I shoot the afk moron in the face again and calmly board the Pelican.
      >The last thing I hear as we take off is "PACKAGE AQUIRED, DROPPING PACKAGE, PACKAGE AQUIRED- as the third moron is left behind to die alone miles away from extract.

      Suprisingly didn't get kicked, and I even got all their samples for them. Everything went better than expected I suppose.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        probably cuz it was a rando team and not host either

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they fricking do this, I've accepted that a lot of other players want to waste time doing every little inch of the map but some people take it way too far in various ways and still trying to do so when it's clearly going to cost us getting any extraction at all is one of the worst ways

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      because they aren't pussies

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the SOS beacon has only ever worked once for me, what is up with this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Might be tied to your matchmaking settings

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cool looking new armor
    >servo assisted

    for fricks sakes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Servos are good, thoughever

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it that every last person who thinks 40k is cool is a disgusting greasy ass goblin looking mfer or a nasty fatty?

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dude just use fire against bugs lol!!
    I watched as a hunter and brood commander just tanked an entire napalm strike
    >duuude just use the expendable against chargers its a one shot kill now
    I fired 3 of those things directly at the head of a charger and it didn't give a shit
    Why does this homosexual playerbase keep making up shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I fired 3 of those things directly at the head of a charger and it didn't give a shit
      try hitting the forehead moron

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I cannot express how absolutely bad you are at the game if you cannot plug a single Quasar shot to a Charger's exceptionally telegraphed face.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you still don't know how to headshot chargers you should honestly just quit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fire has a bug that prevent anyone but the host from doing damage with it.
      You're just a homosexual with the EAT though.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just played the game and hate some bugs die from the dot of my incendiary breaker, not the host

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          not that moron, but the DOT is weird where sometimes it works and other times it doesnt.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are literally just bad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're acting like a woman by pretending to be stupid to gain attention. Disgusting.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rules of civility prevent me from telling you exactly what I think of your attitude and what exactly is is that you should go do to yourself, but please be aware that you need to have your opinion physically corrected by a real man who knows how to respect women, and I sincerely hope you try mouthing off like this in a real life public place so that such a person can overhear you. But I suspect that you don't have the mental fortitude to ever try that without the shield of internet anonymity.

        Please kindly leave this board as you and people like you are not welcome here. And I hope to never see you in game.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anal and oral is fine

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    flamethrow suck against autobots. They're only good against bugs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      as it should be

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a worthless warbond. Also frick civilian extraction shitfests

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      mission structure has become tedious to me as well

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also frick civilian extraction shitfests
      there's now a proper defense mission where you have a fortified position and need to hold it for a time as enemy attacks increase, it's much better than civilian shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is this different from eradicate missions?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Play the game and you'll see.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          eradicate missions just drop you into an open area and hurl waves at you chaotically
          this new defense missions gives you a walled in position that has designated chokepoints and access areas, with gates you can open or close and enemies don't come from every side, just from the choke points

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It really just feels more and more like the game was released unfinished and they threw this mission in just for something while the new defense is how it should have been from the get go.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              personally I'm worried they're just burning through content to keep player numbers up. They clearly didn't expect this level of success but now they have a ton more pressure to pump out shit like AAA live service games. The new mission still has fricking collision boxes visible.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                for the past month I've been genuinely convinced they don't playtest any of their patches and seeing the collision boxes on the new map fully confirmed it to me honestly

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Completely opposite, the shit we have has been done for months, and are being drip fed into the game while new stuff is being made. How the frick do you think people were able to access unreleased weapons/armor so far ahead of schedule?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They should all have been like this.

        is this game fun?
        is there metahomosexualry or can I run whatever I like?

        >can I run whatever I like
        Of course. The question is whether it will be the most frustrating experience or not.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The armor designs in this game are so fricking good
    Destiny 1-era Bungie tier

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adjucator undertuned like all non sickle AR/DMR
    Eruptor pretty much a support weapon as a primary
    Nade pistol great utility
    Crossbow is a much better plasma punisher and a decent alternative to the scorcher.

    Decent warbond overall, but they really need to look into the AR/DMR issue because it's getting rather embarrassing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is so fricking crazy the DMR doesn't one shot bots to the body. Absolute fricking joke to have to headshot fodder.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thermite
    >deals damage over time for 10 seconds
    >total damage is less than an impact grenade
    >throw angle is completely fricked up
    >apparently creates a weakspot while its fizzling
    This is the weirdest designed equipment in the game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      creates a weakspot while its fizzling

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, only from people who said it does but provide no proof. That's why I said "apparently".

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That fricking picture, even after years of seeing it, never fails to make me feel as though I've just had a severe stroke.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe the devs should accept that making weapon descriptions shit and vague was a mistake, have the full penetration stats on more than grenades and clearly explain what the different levels mean
        have tutorials for the different enemies especially a bit of something to tell people the charger ass isn't a weak point, game needs to hold your fricking hand more

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't help that the weapon descriptions aren't just vague, but have literally been misleading lies.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        from my testing no such mechanic exists. Medium pen shots bounce off thermite on heavy armor, light pen shots bounce off medium.
        Also thermite doesn't stick to bot walkers main armor (lmao) or brood mother heads.
        Kills turrets and devastators by itself (shield frickers included).
        Two shots tanks.
        Does frick all on bugs.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sickle really is the best all-round primary. Weapon progression is liberator>defender>breaker>dominator>sickle

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no punisher
      the punisher was an admirable stepping stone on the path to sickle truth

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Reduce battery capacity by 10%
        >Max of 2 batteries
        >Can't pickup battery packs on normal ammo drops (all energy weapons)
        Sickle is fixed.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          keep your hands off the sickle, bot.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's getting nerfed, Anon. Cutting Edge is no longer the chase Warbond, so it's contents are up for balance patching.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scorcher is the best for bots and it’s not particularly close. Sickle is for children who cannot manage their ammo.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Scorcher
    >Redeemer
    >Stun grenades
    >Autocannon
    This is still the strongest bot loadout, right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly think you should consider:
      Stuns
      Grenade Pistol
      Eruptor
      Laser Cannon

      Laser Cannon assfricks hulks and tanks, Eruptor helps when it's off cooldown to obliterate one berserker per shot, stuns lock everything down, grenade pistol is just utility explosives. Laser Cannon fricks hulk eyes in like 1 second of sustain.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Laser Cannon assfricks hulks and tanks
        So does the autocannon.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Laser lets you run a shield or supply pack with it though. Don't even have to bring one, just mooch off someone.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Laser Cannon assfricks hulks and tanks
        Laser cannon assfricks all bots.
        I use it more than my primary some missions.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it's great. Eruptor wrecking one Berserker per shot and being able to function as a "hurt everything" weapon to back it up when it needs to cool down feels perfect to me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >scorcher
      >redeemer
      >impact nades
      >anti material sniper

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this game fun?
    is there metahomosexualry or can I run whatever I like?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Devs have been actively curbstomping metahomosexualry and people get mad about it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is this game fun?
      yes.
      >is there metahomosexualry
      kinda, there are different schools of thought depending on preference, but they all work.
      >or can I run whatever I like?
      on lower levels, yes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes yes and yes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best PVE game we've had in ages, so I'd say its pretty fun
      >is there metahomosexualry
      There's always metahomosexualry but its really not too bad right now. There are a few objectively fricking awful weapons but for the most part you can just play however the frick you want

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      theres no metahomosexualry but many weapons are undertuned so theres clear winners.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can run whatever you like on regular difficulties but you are more limited on hard difficulties. Most of the meta homosexualry is due the fact that there's just a lot of shit weapons and stratagems that just feel like the devs never used the weapons themselves to see how bad they are. I mean how the frick did the counter sniper make it into the game?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        or the heavy mg for that matter

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hmg is fun to use
          The unobtrusive awfully off-center red dot is good for readjusting shots
          What's unforgivable is
          >Obscene recoil so you never full auto
          >Those pussy shits nerfing fullest auto from 1200 to 900 rpm
          Sweden is moronic beyond measure

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know how bad the Counter Sniper was before the buff but it's good now if you use it for sniping bots. Any bot with an exposed face gets wrecked by it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is there netahomosexualry
      Yes, it has Destiny levels of metahomosexualry, with devs that heavily nerf some meta weapons in moronic ways while providing usually minor buffs to some weak weapons.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can basically run everything just be sure to being something against armored stuff.
      Sweatlords will disagree though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >metahomosexualry
      more or less. there's at least 1 or 2 stratagems you really need for certain enemies, but otherwise you're free to do whatever

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is this game fun?
      Absolutely. More so with friends
      >is there metahomosexualry
      There always is. Shit gets buffed or nerfed as necessary and morons will harp about meta for even mediocre shit because they heard someone say something.
      >can I run whatever I like?
      If you host yourself, they won't be able to kick you. Certain enemies and missions are better with specific kits, but you have several options that are mostly about personal preference.
      On max difficulty, you're guaranteed to need every type of tool at some point, but it's your choice which you pick. There are strategems and weapons I don't like, but I've never felt the need to use something I dislike otherwise it's impossible to win the mission.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      both primary and support weapons are basically only to take out small enemies and hold out till the big guns show up.
      just bring whatever suits you, i love machine pistols

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The devs actively create metahomosexualry by making some weapons and stratagems dogshit, so the meta players have to pick up the slack for lil Timmy who just really thinks the mine field stratagem is good or the easily impressed weed heads who bring incendiary breaker or napalm which kills divers faster then it kills enemies (only kills enemies if you’re network host btw).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      very
      you can run whatever the frick so long as you can shoot and do objectives
      some weirdos will kick players though for whatever reason, so I recommend hosting if you're new

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone tell you to JUST BRING WHATEVER only plays baby difficulties or is carried by actual players at hard difficulties. They devs want this to be a kind of "souls" diffcult game where you die and fail, and they nerf weapons to achieve that gameplay. There are just objective best things to bring in, and there are objective things that are a compromise to bring in.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i play on difficulties that let me bring whatever I want and be challenged but not overwhelmed.
        problem?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, not at all. That's what I"m getting it, actually. The people, like you, who say bring in whatever are playing at baby difficulties. I'm glad you're honest about it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            slowly climbing up the skill ladder is way more fun then forcing yourself to play the hardest difficulty all the time.
            there is a reason you can choose how you wanna play

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me legitimately one stratagem that you can't use Except for Eagle strafing run

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the early stratagems like eagle strafe and precision strike are pretty pointless tbqh

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Precision Strike is a better Rail Cannon in every possible way except for when delayed strategem modifiers are applied. Literal skill issue.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Precision strike is useless in bug missions now that they made bile titans immune to stuns
              >randomly decides to walk slightly to the left and away from the marker
              Nothin personnel, helldiver

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you ever needed to stun BT's to hit them with OPS, you're a fricking hack. They have 2 goddamn baked in attack animations, and both last longer than the unmodified Orbital call-in timer.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not great for anything that moves faster than a tank, deployment time too long.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Toss OPS
                >Toss stun grenade
                >Laugh

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you're using one extra resource to achieve the same job that one stratagem can handle. Don't get me wrong, I use the OPS too but I like saving it for structures and heavies while using the ORC for enemies that move.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm using a single stun grenade to cut my Railcannon timer by 2/3's. Considering Grenades are constantly being refilled, that's barely even using a resource, especially if I'm running Grenade Launcher + Supply Pack.

                It's a wonder you can walk and breath at the same time, Anon.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What's the point?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can use 2-3 OPS in the time it takes you to recharge one Railcannon (that won't even 1 shot a BT).

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Arguing precision vs railcannon
                Good lord why can't we all just agree you're both hipsters
                Precision is versatile , but nowhere near as useful as you make it seem

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's extremely useful, and got a massive stealth buff with the inclusion of stun grenades. It's only negative quality is if a modifier fricks with it's call-in timer.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Bringing both railcannon and precision strike
                As long as you stay off my fricking planet you're alright
                That sounds genuinely awful to dedicate two stratagems to killing individual targets
                In a world where they cooldown faster or have multiple charges maybe
                But you're not sounding very useful
                That said
                Orbital precision should retain it's current CD, but have multiple charges that cooldown separately

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That sounds genuinely awful to dedicate two stratagems to killing individual targets
                I take it along with the Spear on those "destroy structure" missions. Problem? Have fun playing roulette with orbital spreads or running all the way up to a tower and getting sniped.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >2 single targets and a spear
                Are you joking, airstrike can like up multiple
                Circling around a fabricator and canning it is still faster than getting a clear shot on random fabs
                Twats like you give people the wrong idea about the game
                I'm not even going to rule out the fact that the spear might be a host thing, but it doesn't change the fact that islf that is the case it's bad for 75% of players in a 4 man
                Because it is the eternal swede made manifest

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Circling around a fabricator and canning it is still faster than getting a clear shot on random fabs
                lol no, I remove structures before I'm even in the bots' effective range. My teammates just waltz in and by the time they get there, the fabs and turrets have already been deleted.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >call in precision strike
              >look inside
              >it's not precise

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I feel like Precision Strike and Rail Cannon should switch their names

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Strafing run is good at its job at least, if you really want it in your kit you can work with it. It clears hordes very well and is easy to aim. It can be alright cover for waiting for a quasar reload.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, Eagle Strafe is actually pretty good for horde clear.
            >comes out near instantly
            >covers a pretty long distance
            >some degree of targeting
            >shreds anything that's not a heavy
            If it got more charges at base, it'd be perfect.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >precision strike
            >pointless
            actual shitter detected

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >eagle strafe
            >bad
            >literally a 3 use (with obligatory upgrade) quick aurstrike that can take down base spawners, most buildings, and does huge damage through even heavy armor
            >precision strike
            >bad
            >1 hits everything except bile titans every 100 seconds

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              strafe (with the guns), not airstrike (with the bombs).

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah
                Strafe is still good. It's just a vertical cluster bomb which is a lot better in some situations

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not good. It's just what you get at the beginning of the game because no one told you to get the other two eagles instead. The only way to make the air strafe good is to go HD1 and just let you call down like 15 of them in .1 second over and over. The clusterbomb and air strike just outclass it at everything at the moment. It's objectively not a good stratagem to bring in.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              the eagle air strafe is so useless that morons don't even know it exists and thinks it is the air strike

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          HMG emplacement is objectively garbage on anything more than diff 3 since it can't affect any heavy, and also the just the regular HMG. Also eagle smokes. There's tons of trash stratagems. The irony of people complaining about metahomosexualry is that they never actually use the shitty stuff themselves to know how bad some of the shit is. They basically stick to the meta while making fun of "metahomosexualry"

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >HMG emplacement is objectively garbage on anything more than diff 3 since it can't affect any heavy
            nah the HMG is good up until like diff 6
            it fricks up devastators, striders, all the medium-large enemies. it can't kill chargers or annihilator tanks but it can pierce the hulk eye very easily and very quickly
            also unlike the sentries you can actually pilot it and stop it from mindlessly wasting half the ammo on invulnerable targets
            the main problem with the HMG emplacement is that for most players they deploy it too late and don't know the proper position for it

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The emplacement on bots needs the shield in order to not just get rocketed like every other turret.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                if there's so many bots that you're getting rocketed despite all the bullets you're sending their way, every sentry would be pretty shit in that situation
                i run the HMG at difficulty 6 pretty often i don't see what's so bad about it other than lacking exlposive damage

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's nothing better than dropping a turret down early at a location you know you'll be at for a while.

              And two people in HMG turrets actually fricks a little too hard against the Bots.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >HMG emplacement is objectively garbage on anything more than diff 3 since it can't affect any heavy
                nah the HMG is good up until like diff 6
                it fricks up devastators, striders, all the medium-large enemies. it can't kill chargers or annihilator tanks but it can pierce the hulk eye very easily and very quickly
                also unlike the sentries you can actually pilot it and stop it from mindlessly wasting half the ammo on invulnerable targets
                the main problem with the HMG emplacement is that for most players they deploy it too late and don't know the proper position for it

                HMG emplacement is S-tier on the new defense mission, assuming your moronic teammates don't destroy it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like it on the new defense mission. Both the ones that are already there at the start and also bringing it along to put down more of them.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Napalm and gas if you're not the host

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There’s no objectively best thing. You can drop into level 7’s all night, complete every mission, and not see the same loadout twice.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cool, record yourself doing a Helldive mission with your loadout being Blitzer, Dagger, thermite grenade, heavy armour, gas strike, eagle napalm, ballistic shield, and the HMG.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Shoot Eruptor into dropship
            >6 kills
            I love this cluster bomb dispenser
            Also in one of the defence map if you put autocannon/ rocket sentry on the helipad they can shoot down dropships

            Dagger with ballistic shield is fun
            Heavy devastator can't do anything but watch you slowly melt it's face

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If someone tells you there's a meta they're lying
      Game does feel better if you're a specialist or a splinter-solo guy
      Both starts work if you know what you're doing, you're not dying for no reason, etc

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is there metahomosexualry or can I run whatever I like?
      It's a PvE coop horde shooter with 9 different difficulties. No one's stopping you from running whatever.

      The whole "I was kicked because I didn't equip shield/railgun" phase the community went through was way overblown

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick any other updates, give me pre-saved loadouts, now!

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they ever switch put the rootkit anti cheat with something less unnecessarily invasive?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good lord, even more fire damage? Feele like grilling season is upon us.
    Wonder how often they'll add new strategems like this.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >New ship module that buffs lightning and makes the arc thrower even stronger
    >Doesn't affect the Blitzer though lmao
    Okay.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry the what? We don't see that weapon in our telemetry.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Marfark
    I finally got my ice planet
    >For 1 day
    Frick.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Motherfricking orange transparent chainsaw

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        LEGO af, I fux widdit

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A while ago I saw a damage zone guide for chargers, it was really handy, does anyone have similar for titans?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything bright green is medium armour and weak to explosive damage like the charger ass but you have to do some level of heavy armour penetration to actually kill it. You can cause it to bleed out by shooting the side with an RR and laying into the wound with other weapons, but all you should really do is pop it in the head twice with an EAT/RR/Quasar. Blowing out the sacks on the bottom stops it from spewing.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel so embarrassed when something happens like I am trying to throw an eagle and I get blasted, drop the ball and it kills my squadmates, I just quit a game because of it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont mind anon, the game would be boring if everything went to plan

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      its cringe to leave instead of just sticking around and laughing together about it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Peek out of cover for 0.1s to throw the stratagem
      >By pure coincidence, one of the 5 rocket devastators had taken that moment to shoot
      >Get hit with explosive, drop the ball, kill myself
      AUTOMATONS ARE SO FRICKING ANNOYING

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's almost like they have machine-like levels of reaction time and precision.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Well you see, they're actually super fricking obnoxious to fight because of lore reasons
          Ok that doesn't change how they're super fricking obnoxious.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't feel bad, it's going to seem like a humblebrag but I'm usually the highest killer, least deaths, guy who gets shit done in a match and I have also done stupid shit like stumble off a rock and shart cloud gas strike my entire team to death within 30 seconds of dropping in. Of course i was level 15-20 at the time but I still dont think ive ever tried to run gas strike in the 50 levels Ive gained since then lmao... Idk man, you'll just get better and be less prone to goofy shit like that. It's fine, accidents happen and anybody can go full moron sometimes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had this happen on the new defense mission. Dropped a 380 and destroyed every single gate . It was hilarious lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >destroy gates
        >can't kill a single lonely automaton
        120 and 380 are so fricking garbage

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6 bot planets
    we're never gonna get anything done, bot players are too scattered. Plus I'm autokicking anyone using the Eruptor until they change the knockback. I've been stunned multiple times because some rand is missing with it and the explosions knock me down.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do i grind for super credits?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i want stratagem where you can see bombs slowly falling from the sky.
      The current bombs move too fast.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go to a mission, find SC
      Leave
      load same map again
      find SCs again
      I kept doing this with my brother while also aiming for the 6 minute Blitz mission achievement

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Complain for weeks about nothing to spend samples on
    >New stuff added
    >”Noooo its too expensive!”

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      doesnt help these morons coded rare and common samples the wrong way around lole

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you play on medium or something?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only way you'd have more common samples is if you play on lower difficulties though?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I haven't played below 7 since unlocking it, but I'll take your word for it

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >being a fricking liar

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >every spot that has mediums has 2-3 commons
                >blind moron thinks it's some conspiracy
                sad

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only way you'd have more common samples is if you play on lower difficulties though?

        Not that anon, but I can't recall a single mission where I've had more rare samples than common regardless of difficulty level. Could just be you're unlucky or missing common pickup spots.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never seen a more b***hy ass community as this

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HE barragges are more accurate
    GIVE ME 999MM HE Barrage!

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Anyone tell you to JUST BRING WHATEVER only plays baby difficulties or is carried by actual players at hard difficulties. They devs want this to be a kind of "souls" diffcult game where you die and fail, and they nerf weapons to achieve that gameplay. There are just objective best things to bring in, and there are objective things that are a compromise to bring in.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thinking of picking this up this week. Can I get a qrd on the hype around this game? What's the gameplay most similar to? I've perused these threads and some say its similar to MGSV? Like, what's the core gameplay loop?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      run and gun type game and you get to call in artillery and weapons.
      I would say the gameplay is simillar to far cry in some ways with destryoing outposts and what not but its really not

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Many compare it to EDF (I never played it so idk)
      For me it just feels like playing Halo with the bros back when (campaign obviously not PVP)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's gonna feel that much more like it when they drop the jeep.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes I can't wait for it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >extremely fragile
          >5° turn radius
          >so fast that it flips over from any kind of bump
          >gets damaged from touching terrain and enemies
          >wheels can get damaged by terrain and enemies
          >becomes undriveable if a single wheel bursts
          >provides zero protection to anyone inside of it
          I'm sorry to say, but it's garbage.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They actually buffed Mech durability and I doubt the jeep will persist as unusable if it even actually is

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was fun in HD1 once you got all slots filled
              >autocannon on the roof for meaty types
              >MG each side for chaff
              >Driver thinks he can ram a tank and live

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i would imagine that a unfinished hacked in item would indeed be shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      By any chance did you ever play Black on PS2?

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only absolute shitters Reek of the Creek.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I usually don't care about these things but jesus this is gay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Creek survivor is actually the type of person who deserves to be kicked for being a minmax homosexual

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any amount of time on bot planets should tell you a hot LZ encourages some level of split with rendezvous at some point
        I'll have a guy pick a drop zone, it's invariably hot, and if we frick up and let them call in the dropships frankly we should all run for a random objective
        SOMEONE will have a relatively low amount of attention and usually find a safe call in zone
        But yeah it's moronic to think only lonewolfing is what makes a "malevelon creek survivor"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every time i've picked up a supply pack off the ground I drop it when I realize i've got no idea how to use it on people

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        walk up to them and press E

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah, that should have been obvious I suppose

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you can also resupply yourself if you press 5

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Press down on the d-pad when you are next to them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >CreekBlack person soloing objectives
      >Not the veteran being able to do the entire mission solo but choosing not to.
      You can tell the person who made this is a gay.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        anyone who draws helldivers without helmets is a certified gay

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Except for

          >lose against me on rock paper scissors
          that's a kick
          >win against me on rock papaer scissors
          that's a kick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only times you should ever solo objectives are to get poi that are in the direction of the next objective or to scout slightly ahead and clear an objective that your team is about to go to.
      The worst thing in the world is that annoying homosexual that dies a million miles away from everyone else then when they're spawned back in beelines to their body just to die again

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still play the Punisher
    this shit has crazy RoF, has more accuracy than a rifle, is only outclassed by eagles for damage, will never waste ammo, can be fully reloaded in two seconds flat, can stagger almost everything.
    How do I play something else? isn't this the best gun in the game?

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the adjudicator gud?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's redefining what awful really means

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody tell him

        So let me ask you a very reasonable question
        how many shots to the body of a basic bot do you think it kills them in

        I skipped work for this...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Eruptor's good at least bro.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just use the counter sniper and pretend it's the new weapon

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            the buff it got a while back was only to make it medium pen right? the adjudicator having medium pen is nice but having not tried the medium pen buff for counter sniper I feel like it can't be a big enough buff to be worth it, although i'm aware medium pen can mean different things because devs are moronic

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Skipping work
          Fine whatever
          >For the eternal swede
          Lmao what did you expect

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody tell him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So let me ask you a very reasonable question
      how many shots to the body of a basic bot do you think it kills them in

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no such thing as a bad weapon in this game. Just bring in whatever you want . You aren't a meta slave are you? 🙂

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      from the little I've done I would say I still prefer the diligence but they're not quite going for the same thing so it's not the same level of pretty much entirely inferior as the counter sniper is
      key points:
      >less sight range, max is 100 meters
      >has a full auto mode

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think it's fine to have a damage falloff equivalent to a watergun on a dmr with medium armor penetration?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It might be better than the counter sniper but I dumped a whole mag in to a bots face and it killed me. There is no stagger at all. Maybe it might work better for bugs.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick do i get more common samples
    im overflowing with rares and supers but i have NO commons at all
    i cant even get into most of the module trees because im so starved for commons, im lvl 30 and have like 3 modules

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      play low difficulties and farm them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play the game. If you want to be "The most efficient", strap on light armour and stamina booster, and have fun playing trivial missions all day.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go back in time 2 months ago and farm Bot Defense.

      10 commons in >3min.

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is buying super credits bugged right now? I can't seem to get it to work. I've got the funds in my Steam account, but for some reason the actual in-game thing that pops up the Steam overlay won't work.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just send a bug report or something.
      If it has to do with buying SC then the devs will work on a hotfix pronto.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >now fully half the orbital upgrades only affect barrages
    >still only one that affects the EMS strike unless the damage falloff upgrade actually has some effect on it I don't know about
    new eagle upgrade is great though
    I hope you don't have to take the enhanced combustion to take whatever is added after it
    same for circuit expansion, 2 upgrades that only affect a couple things, great if you use them a roadbump for what comes after if you don't

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I picked up the game yesterday, won't be able to play consistently with friends until they are done school this semester (~2 weeks), how is the solo queuing scene, especially as a new player? Will I get flamed for having no unlocks or should I just grind those out solo until I get some better Stratagems/weapons?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're going to get killed by your teammates more than enemies in the early levels.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just host and throw out some SOS beacons, people will join in and they're gonna be cool most likely. Just work your way up the difficulties hosting yourself.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Solo queue is fine, but you should stay away from the higher difficulties until you have the essentials unlocked (around lvl 15).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Solo randoms are usually fine. I'd recommend staying away from difficulty 5+ until you're really comfortable with the lower difficulties and have some good stuff unlocked.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    samples are actual dogshit rn.
    make every sample container worth 10 samples and its balanced.
    most bullshit currency in the game.

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drop into game
    >3 fricking detector towers
    Cmon now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Conveniently you also get 3 orbital lasers.
      Problem?

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    servo assist reduces sway when? the eruptor is unusable

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so join on SOS beacons for decent randos and stay out of quickplay to avoid bad randos?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only do quickplay and I've had a lot of fun

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just expect that sometimes you may get kicked immediately when you join SOS beacons.

      It's easy to accidently throw down an SOS when you are trying to revive and that sometimes happens in private lobbies that didn't want a random person to join. But once the SOS beacon is down you can't stop it.

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pay 2 win slop being shilled around here, disgusting.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Theres my little SLOPPY gay, you're late. We missed you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Re4r Krauser sucks. In fact, Re4r in its whole sucks

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Enough talk, DIE CUM RAG!

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are fire and gas DoT fixed yet???

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, and the bug affects the thermite grenade too right now making it trash

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Always have

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Squat is a victory pose and not an emote

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. slav

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yuno spotted.
      love yuno so much

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some swede prolly thought it would be op as you could dodge with it
      And we can't have that!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it's even worse.
      >No hotkey where you can just do your victory pose ingame.

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the Gankererdict on the Adjudicator rifle?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bad
      3 chest shot to kill the most basic bot
      doesn't do enough damage to enemies to make up for the armour pen
      recoil is a bit too high taking the last 2 points into account

      I used it for 2 rounds then went back to the Jar-5, which is also medium armour pen, has over 4 times the damage per shot and similar recoil

      I don't know why Arrowhead hates DMR's so much?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >3 chest shot to kill the most basic bot
        Does at least one shot head shot bots?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          At point blank range yes. At about 40 meters no.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          basic ones sure
          devastators are 3 face shots I believe, don't even bother shooting their bodies with it, you will empty a magazine and not kill it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't know why Arrowhead hates DMR's so much?
        They don't play the game.

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How's the crossbow?

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >morons thing the eruptor is bad
    >when it's a 100m impact grenade that 1 hits striders, devestators, and berserkers along with the aoe killing any small fry at long distances
    >also can destroy fabricators and do good damage to base cannons
    Just take a laser guard dog or any machine gun support weapon for guys that get too close and don't be moronic about shooting enemies too close or next to an ally
    Hell with heavy armor that resists explosive damage you can even ignore that last part since you'll barely take any damage in that case

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    quaser > EATs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      not when you have 3 dropships landing at the same time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For bots yes
      For bugs give me EAT any day. Less carry weight goes a long way when everything besides bile titans gets 1 shot by the EAT.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      not when you have 3 dropships landing at the same time

      Quasar-EAT-Quasar-EAT-repeat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      EATs will forever be the best simply because they practically don't even take up the support slot.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the quasar's chargeup time is sometimes awfully inconvenient and in that case when you need an instant rocket it's EAT/recoilless that mog it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only reason to use the EAT is if you've already brought another support weapon
        Don't kid yourself it's not that inconvenient
        Eat is still useful though for that situation alone
        It's genuinely useless on bot eradication though
        But then so is every support weapon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sub 9 opinion
      Disregarded

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one's impressed that you exclusively play helldive, homosexual. If it's valid for 8 of 9 difficulties, then it's valid for 99% of players.

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just be a teamplayer

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait… Those are not rocket.
    What are they hiding from us bros?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Standard class F travelling method. Nothing to see here citizen.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yer a clone

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If those are helldivers... and we're evacuating high value assets...
      Super Earth.... DOES care!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those pods could be transporting anything. Maybe they're rebels, or maybe cyborgs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You think the missiles are the assets you're evacuating?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering we are at the moment evacuating assets from planets close to the cyborg gulags, I'm guessing those are cyborg prisoners.

      Makes no sense to keep high value helldivers frozen in underground bunkers in this area of space.

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    tanks when

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lose against me on rock paper scissors
    that's a kick
    >win against me on rock papaer scissors
    that's a kick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hits you with the scout handshake

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        unironically the best people ive ever played with had the scout handshake on

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pelican gunship support stratagem when?

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember to do your jobs, don't try winning any medals. We don't need you buying the farm so soon. On the bounce soldiers.

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >start helldive bug mission
    >chink joins my squad
    >immediately runs off on its own and starts clearing out everything on the map
    >annoyed but whatever, SOS isnt working and im not getting any other backup
    >eventually die
    >spectate chink
    >hacking with infinite grenades, ammo, stamina, etc
    >kick it as soon as the pelican lands
    what the frick is wrong with chinese. why are they literally all hackers. i hate chinks so fricking much

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're terminids in helldiver armor. What do you expect?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Be from soulless results/output focused nation
      >Be completely ignorant of the principles of compromise, shades of gray, what have you
      >Completely fail to develop any semblance of moral compass
      It's Chinese society that breeds such detestable people, but they don't know any other life

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        well frm now on im kicking every asiatic i see the second they join

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          asiatics and chinks are different breeds of bug, anon.
          you should kick them both, of course, but please be use accurate language while doing so.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's the only sensible and democratic solution

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is tragic
          >All free thinking Chinamen have long since lost their right to internet
          >All that's left is drones averse to struggle and defeat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are not human, the way their brain works is inherently different from ours

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their culture teaches them that all that matters is success and winning. There is no concept of honor or integrity in Chinese culture, it is an entirely foreign concept to them.

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >equip the reduced extract time booster thinking it'll be something useful like a 1 minute extract
    >it reduces the extract by 18 seconds
    Swedes are moronic. Worst booster in the entire game and it's not close

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Everyone already too high level to play with
    >No friends to start on level 1 with
    It's over...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      just play anyway

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a social gamer who looks for excuses not to play episode
        If you don't want to play, dont fricking make excuses why you can't play
        And if anyone kicks you they're a gay

        I had a level 15 in my difficulty 7 the other day ballin out with his grenade launcher. He died a lot and was generally useless but he’ll learn.

        When I started, I did the first 3 difficulties solo. Gives you a chance to get a feel for missions and mobs. Very doable.

        I would never play L4D alone back in the day, I think I would have a miserable time then with that game and I believe I would have a miserable time now with this game.

        >he didn't buy it with two friends so you could all grind together
        ngmi

        It was over before it even begun..

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't buy it with two friends so you could all grind together
      ngmi

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a social gamer who looks for excuses not to play episode
      If you don't want to play, dont fricking make excuses why you can't play
      And if anyone kicks you they're a gay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had a level 15 in my difficulty 7 the other day ballin out with his grenade launcher. He died a lot and was generally useless but he’ll learn.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I started, I did the first 3 difficulties solo. Gives you a chance to get a feel for missions and mobs. Very doable.

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Arc thrower enjoyer
    >The new arc module is in the one category I hadn't upgraded yet

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    mines are busted on the new mission and I don't care what you say

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    YouTube worshipping meta slavery is honestly killing every video game to come out. How the frick do we stop this? The devs can’t even act fast enough because these homosexuals churn out videos faster than anyone can react

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no jin roh armour
    bros

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't buy the light gunner helmet

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    120 or 380

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      120 if you want it to maybe achieve something while you wait outside
      380 if you hate your team

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Join a lvl 7 mission with 2 randoms
    >0 friendly fire incidents or deaths in general because no one is running like a headless chicken in each others firing line or calling in danger close orbital / airstrikes
    Sometimes good things happen

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, I got my Hell Dive two days ago from the first time I did that new defense mission, all randoms, all first time doing that mission type.

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what's on the new warbond? I'm at work 🙁

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A grenade pistol.

      The rest may as well not exist.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying eruptor isn't one of the best weapons in the game

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Play some helldives with it. It's not that great.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fight bots with it. It 1 shots everything except hulks and can destroy fabricators

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb beginner question. Is the scout spotting perk only available on light armor or has it rolled on any other pieces of armor yet?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      perks and armor are all mixed together, but i think the scout perk is reserved for the light armor

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's pic related for Medium armor

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fire chads eating so good they're getting fat
    Yes now I can kill my teammates 25% quicker.

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they fix the AMR scope?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The scope on the new rifle works correctly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop it
        Both of you

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the temptation...

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            /hsg/ died a long time ago

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The only catharsis I get now is occasionally seeing someone else use a homosuck reaction image from the good old days and cracking a sad smile

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    CRYO WEAPONS WHEN

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are lighter explosive weapons like Grenade Launcher or Autocannon good against big enemies like chargers or bile titans? It's hard to tell, sometimes I do decent damage and sometimes it seems like I'm tickling them and my shots ricochet

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Autocannon assfricks chargers (literally - don't aim at the head, it'll bounce), not sure about titans tho

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shoot Chargers in the rear after they pass you 4-5 times and they'll begin to bleed out. You can break the spewer sacs on the belly of a Bile Titan with the Auto Cannon, but you won't do much else against it.

      Why the hell you asking about the bugs for, get on the bot front we're about to lose Super Earth because you fricking bug players aren't pulling your weight in the Major Order.

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BASED, CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY AGAIN TONIGHT.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I realised this media literacy shit was pure midwit trash when i got to a robot planet and noticed all of the heads on spikes and concentration camps

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Basically being ~~*media literate*~~ seems to mean that you believe whatever you are told overtly to believe with no critical thinking ability. They're literally telling you you're not NPC enough.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah it's the standard doublespeak where the word means literally the opposite of what's it's originally intended to be used for.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically the only thing super earth did wrong was start a war with the illuminate.
        Cyborg commies are straight up evil and if you could genetically engineer dinosaurs who could be cheaply farmed for oil do you think anyone but some hippy vegans wouldn't say it's worth the risk?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Surely there could have been a more efficient way to engineer a species that could be farmed for resources than creating this fricking thing

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure the especially monstrous bugs are accidentally made by pollution or based moron scientists who thought Jurassic World had a point about weaponizing dinos.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            unintended consequences

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I feel like a lot of the people saying that the bots are totally not mechanical satan were gaslit by that one fanmade video of them saying they won't kill every human that has ever lived if they win
          Just to put it into perspective one of their actual in-game voicelines is "Super Earth will burn"

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Oh, those deathly looking people who perverted their perfectly healthy bodies into mechanical abominations? Those people whose end goal is to become literal war machines that do nothing more than kill people? Yeah, they're not actually evil, they're just oppressed, disenfranchised minorities. You're the bad guy for disassembling... I mean killing them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      managed deomcracy is a better system then current democracy and helldivers are 100% the good guys.
      bugs are just kinda there, but automatons are 100% a threat.
      Just letting your enemies get the assets they want and banking on them not agressing further is fricking moronic as proven by history time and time again

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone that knows the lore or played the first game should realize that. Cyborgs were basically the soviet union. They spread their cult planet to planet and once they were the ruling voice of the planet they genocided / imprisoned anyone that defied them. Now their machines are trying to free their imprisoned leaders and pinky promise swear they won't do that same shit again

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its the new assault rifle good?

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a 23 flavors joke.

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crossbrow is just ok, Scorcher is better. The same can be said for all the new weapons, stuff we already got is just better

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >decide to try the railgun out since I have infinite money and nothing else to spend it on
    >"surely it isn't as bad as it has been purported to be"
    >safe mode is useless except maybe against devastators or medium sized bugs which can just be killed with a primary anyway
    >has the same problem the quasar has, namely the risk of being interrupted mid charge
    >only it can't one shot chargers like the quasar
    >unsafe mode isn't even enough to kill a charger even 4 headshots
    >can't even do things like destroy spawns or holes like other proper AT can
    >but at least it'll kill you if you try to squeeze out some extra damage, temporarily putting you out of the misery of struggling to make it work

    There's no way they actually tested this piece of shit after they nerfed it. No wonder I never see anybody using this thing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember that they spent a month thinking that railgun is unbalanced not the entire rest of the game is unbalanced. They just wanted to get rid of it before they realized they had to change literally everything else.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      been a while since I've seen a railgun in game. I bet the devs can see exactly how popular different weapons are on a broad scale

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only like to take the railgun against bots, it is a very decent weapon against any of the heavier bots with one charged shot to the eye but it needs some steady aim and charge up time.
      Taking the sniper is the much less try hard option though, much better aim since you can actually set a zoom, no charge up crap, can't one shot hulks though which always feels nice.

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth farming difficulty 6 for samples or should I stick to 9?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      6 seems the best one to farm on. 7 and upwards it’s a dice roll of how fricked you’ll get

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you don't need supers and your only objective is farming samples then yes it's quicker to farm 6

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    dead game

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the new explosive weapon can apparently one shot chargers from behind?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Explosive damage pops the charger's ass quickly yeah.

      It's not a oneshot, it will still waddle around for 10 seconds or so before bleeding out.

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >defending humanity from terminators is...
    >le bad?
    these people need to be dropped off on autamaton planet and try asking the bots for support.
    haha

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Democratic Detonation or Cutting Edge?

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man it feels like 90% of the new weapons they release always fricking suck

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it just me or do the bots have guts spilling out of them now what the frick

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Everybody debating what guns are good or bad
    >meta discussions about optimal ways to play
    >I just log in, play 2 matches of diff 4 with weapons I like, then log off
    >have fun doing that every day

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, if you just want to blow off some steam by blowing up bugs after work, that's all fine and dandy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      After doing diff 9 everyday i don't think i would enjoy anything lower. The chaos is just too fun.

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I just moronic or is the erupter incapable of killing hulks through the eye slit. It fricks up everything else apart from them up front.

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thermite grenade sucks

    ITS OVER

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe it doesn't melt armor, what a wasted opportunity.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's currently affected by the DOT bug

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I sticked one on a hunter. It did no damage and it didn't even aggro it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Definitely bugged then like fire and gas.
        You'd think these fricking Swedes would fix an entire category of damage time before releasing a grenade of said damage type and ship module that boosts said damage type

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you purchased SC with real money?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes because my time is worth more than the $5 I needed in SC

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Cool hat.

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buy one of the new ship modules
    >sample total doesn't decrease, it's now bugged and won't let me buy anymore

    there's always a catch with this game

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all the new ship modules buff all the playstyles except for lasers
    piss bros..... i dont feel so good....

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there really "people" in these threads who don't exclusively play diff9? I get sub level 20's all the time, and we always win.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do 7 with randoms, 9 with friends.

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'd think they reuse stuff like explosion effects like they reuse those crooked hideous sights, but they managed to code the eruptor explosion backwards.
    Unless it shoots some miniature black holes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I swear it's just built on top on the AC "frame," since that same forward ragdoll internal explosion is very reproducible on AC if you're clipping or too close to geometry
      kinda strange considering that MG Devastators get homing tip-fire that can shoot through mountains and even backwards through themselves no problem

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    1500kg bombs when?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nuke is a leaked strategem. Probably a 2 or 3 time use hellbomb tier orbital with a 7-10 minute cooldown if I had to guess.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah I need that to fall slowly and visibly out of the sky.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Complete with the Looney Tunes slide whistle, yes?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            depends.
            but rn bombs and stuff falls too fast to be satisfying.
            I think the stuff should appear in the sky sooner but fall slower.
            but thats just my opinion, i like watching artillery rain down

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >New gasmask armor perk
    >Comes with new grenade
    >IT'S FRICKING SERVO-ASSISTED
    FRICKING GOD DAMNIT ONE OF THE BEST ARMOR DESIGNS AND IT COMES WITH THE WORST FRICKING PERK IN THE GAME

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Servo-assisted
      I don't get why the hell they changed it from engineering kit to servo-assisted when it doesn't look like it has any servos at all.
      I would have vastly preferred engineering kit or even just extra padding.
      At least it's not scout armor.

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can we still get this armor? I checked the shop ingame and in Steam but there was nothing there.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon it says pre-order bonus right fricking there.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm aware, I'm asking if I can get it any other way. Read.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No Black person.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Calm down moron

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a moronic question either way because they're not going to add a way to get exclusive pre-order armor 3 months into the game's lifetime.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean. All the shit that you get as preorder bonus in fromsoftware games. You can get those by playing the game. So what anon asked isn't that moronic tbqh.

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have 1000 SCs. Which premium battle pass should I get?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      cutting edge for laser rifle+ stun grenade or newest for some snazzy armour + explosive stuff

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the Automatons were wiped out
    Guess It's not worth to start playing anymore, it seems the ship has sailed..

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yet another secondary who gets all of his information from the thread and doesn't actually play the game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >moron with 0 reading comprehension

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        stupid Black person

        No, he's right. The automatons WERE wiped out but now they're back

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      stupid Black person

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOTAL AUTOMATON DEATH

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >See RR and Autocannon on the list for the resupply upgrade
    >Buy it only to realize it's magazines and not backpack slots

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    cant believe there are morons advocating for them to remove the kick feature or dumb it down
    its the only thing keeping the morons and trolls at bay. just had a teammate tk me because I spawned him like 50 meters from his dead body, imagine if there weren't any repercussions?

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