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how gay am i if i'm legit excited to play this
Hello kitty unironically gets me so much pussy, moron millennial.
Hello Kitty is kind of a back burner Sanrio character now, she doesn't even rank in the top 10 worldwide anymore.
Her, my melody, and kuromi are all daddy issue icons. Start talking to goth hoes. moron millennial.
is this the part were we pretend anyones ever played these games
lol
Hello Kitty is the 12th largest franchise in the world.
Most Disney stuff, TMNT, Transformers, most Marvel and DC Stuff (Batman being the sole exception which just beats it out), Dora the Explorer, Pac-Man, Peanuts? All of this shit is smaller fry than Hello Kitty.
Until it comes to pc then tendies stop liking the game kek
>No Fenneko
No thanks
you're lucky to get retsuko
Why doesn't she have her own game? Surely some kind of office drama videogame with cute animals would print money.
Redditsukeks btfo
This is Pochadco's time to shine
Why did they have to give him a bulge?
I have a boner now, am I gay? It's just really cute and lewd and it doesn't look like a real guy.
If what did it for you was just the butt then you may be bi at worst, if what did it for you was that plus/or the bulge then you are 100% gae
The bulge does a little something to me
The belly too
It is ogae to be gae
ogay
I still want to fug Kuromi
You are still gay.
Women love hanging out with gay men
Baku is not gay, zona!
Yes you are, homosexual!
You guys are the best ^_^
yes
This isn't official, is it?
Yes, it very much so is.
Why'd they give him a package? Seems a bit much for a Sanrio character.
SANRIO characters are sexy now
They wouldn't actually lean into that direction, would they?
Yes.
L-lewd
They have before.
Imagine the kind of person who would carry this sort of stuff in public.
Someone who is awesome and based and should be my friend???
I'm imagining an overweight young woman with dyed hair in shorts she has no business wearing.
I was thinking about what kind of MALE would carry that stuff... And it excited me!
I feel like either some developmentally arrested twink or a really creepy overweight guy
I like both of those! Either way it my chance to offer a weird freak my love!
Isn't she like 4 years old? Toddlercon is pretty cringe.
Nah she's a grown ass woman who manipulates men who are into her because of her childish features
Hello Kitty was born in 1974...
Damn, she's older than the average Gankerirgin today.
Even if she was born in 94 she still would be
4 in cat years is around 30 in human years.
Cute niggy
Old hag Hello Kitty. SEX
>now
>show features breast expansion on pre-pubescent girls
I gotta give it a watch a again, my melo was based.
Can confirm, did expand.
She evolved into One Piece.
Kuromi got some boobs too in that one!
No that's by a yaoi artist.
This is official though.
God damn
gyat
Pochacco is a good boy, don't treat him like this.
why is this so uoooh... erotic... im getting worked up here *fans self with hand tugs on shirt collar*
same here man
i think im fricked in the brain
cute things turn me on way more than porn
It's not gay if it's TDM boys. Just don't watch real gay porn and you'll be fine.
tdm? whats a tdm
but well... if you say so hah! i take comfort in my hetero sexuality
oh nevermind i read
will do sir!
more like
>no Haida
I will NOT buy your game
You son of a b***h!
Haidachads where we at?
Sex with cute female animals
FUC YEA
Sex with kuromi
Playing Kuromi's game!
Finally... I am so hyped too!
She is so. Fricking. THICK. DAMN.
Rude, she is fine.
I meant is as a compliment, I'd never even dream of intentionally insulting her stunning figure. I hope she can forgive me.
Sex with my melody?
>post number ends in the sex number
Uhhhh based
My melody has really bad farts, kuromi never farts
Based
My melo a cute housewife
This but it's Tsunoda
no Tsunoda, no buy
This but unironically
None of us were being ironic ^_~
A cute!
Finally. This is the reason I'll buy a Switch in 2024.
we won
FRICK Retsuko, give me Haida and Fenneko
>FRICK Retsuko
That's the plan
Give us Tsunabe or else!
>allows swimming in molten rock
the frick kind of islands are they going to, can't even swim in lava in wow
>allows swimming in molten rock
don't remember that from the show
or from hello kitty
>Retsuko
>Hot Stuff
>Adrenaline
her face looks to animalistic. how do you frick up such a simple design?
>her face looks to animalistic
She's a red panda, anon.
>redditsuko
Will it work on yuzu?
How about you stop being a gay and play World of Warcraft instead?
Shut the frick up Cartman, you fat piece of shit!
HEY DONT CALL ME FAT YOU FRICKING israelite
trannimal crossdressing gays btfo HARD by nintendo lmao
Genuinely laughed. I love the creative insults you guys come up with
>avatargay thread
We are just happy we'll finally be able to play this game, why are you like that?
Because avatargayging is against the rules and also frick off back to Wrong board
I am sorry to say this, but, you will never be a janny
Would Kuromi be more popular if she was a dog?
I can finally hang out with my body Pompompurin
what even is hello kitty?
is this a game? an anime? a toy? all I know is that the people that are into it are the worst buttholes ever
Merchandise brand that has been adapted to various media many times.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_media_franchises
I'm not into it but it's literally one of the highest grossing media franchises ever, beating stuff like Spider-Man, Looney Toons, etc.
It almost has franchises like Batman, Call of Duty and the MCU beat. Hello Kitty is unironically a way bigger deal than Warcraft in terms of money generated and it's not even close.
>Hello Kitty Island Adventure
Has this always been a real thing or did they seriously name this game after a joke in the WoW episode of South Park?
It was a joke at the time, but the name was used for an actual game later.
They unironically named it after the SP joke. It didn't exist until last year.
The later, it may be coincidence because it's a simple name for presumably Japanese naming it but if it wasn't then they'll never admit it because it'll damage brand being associated with South Park and maybe have to pay for taking the name they suggested.
It's not a coincidence. I remember back in 2008 or 2009, Sanrio announced they would make a Hello Kitty Island Adventure game on April Fool's. They know.
theres no way sanrio, the main cute factory of japan. would admit that they did made a game based on a made up name found on one of the dirtiest american tv shows ever made.
and if they indeed do that, this game better features Chirin from Ringing Bell in some form.
South Park is pretty popular in Japan, it's not impossible it could've been intentional. Plus Agreretsuko exists, so they're no strangers to adults in their audience
South Park is popular in Japan
It's also associated with more mentally stable people than Hello Kitty
It's not on pc
sadly
It's getting ported to Switch and PC first, other consoles after
it is confirmed it's going to PC, look it up
im buying this
wait, it's going to PC?
so we will finally have a not-AC which doesn't sucks?
2025
yes pretty much
It's on MacOS if you have Apple Silicon, at least, but that requires taking the Tim Cook dick up the ass.
>Apple
That's a CC (cuck cage) not a PC
So a PC is a Penis Cage?
No trannies wear that and we know what they use
They unironically use windows with all the tasteless glowing Razer shit
GOTY
Is hello kitty still big in Japan?
You're joking, right?
I just remember as a kid seeing hello kitty everywhere, but I rarely see it now
Sanrio shit is fricking everywhere in stores now
lolyou live under a rock even kim kardazhian daughter have everything korumi merch
Sanrio characters are still extremely popular over there, yes
Sanrio with Hello Kitty is still in the top 5 most profitable franchises worldwide
Why did kuromi get appropiated by toxic egirls anyway? I didn't even knew about her existence until it got plastered on all bootleg backpacks around here.
She WAS MADE FOR toxic egirls you dumass
She's literally a c**ty brat so of course c**ty brats like her.
I need to rape her so bad
Go to the tdm thread in trash
Get in the line
All of the worst bpdzoids are obsessed with MyMelody.
>Released from the Apple games store prison
The first of its kind.
The best game of a generation.
We won.
Frick mobilefrogs.
Is Gudetama there? I can't play without my lazy yolk
I always forget Aggretsuko was Sanrio with how little it was merchandised. I wonder what lead them to not market and milk it as hard.
Think we'll get more than the red panda being repped?
>It's for adults, so the demographic size for the product is immediately sliced in half (at least) compared to other sanrio properties
>Comments on how shit jap corpo culture is (risky)
>Retsuko is the most marketable character because her concept is the easiest to understand (stressed office worker vents with death metal)
>The other Retsuko characters only work as marketable merch if you watched the anime, otherwise they're not as mascot-level iconic as Retsuko (except maybe Fenneko)
skunko
The only other character with the correct proportions to look correct in the game's art style is Fenneko. The rest are either too tall or too wide.
Do you think Butters is a nintendogay?
Absolutely. He's enough of a homosexual to be a tendie
I can't wait to play this game with my boyfriend
>no chococat
DROPPED
Chococat is in. What are you on about?
Bullshit. Post proof or get the frick out, tourist Black person
unironically hoping this sells much more on Switch alone than it did when it was Apple exclusive so other devs/publishers like Sega get the frick out of there
You gays don't actually play women's games, right?
What'll happen if I say yes?
They have to know what they were doing by calling it Island Adventure right?
Like that was absolutely on purpose
It's free advertisement.
PLEASE GET ON STEAM PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's coming to Windows PC so there's a good chance
I mean, you will be able to play it upscaled on an emulator
That hasd no online doe
Why are all Sanrio characters so sexo?
Kuromi farts
>Hello Kitty Island Adventure is a timed exclusive on Switch
It's an Apple Arcade game so no
I was in a Hot Topic once and I saw several Sanrio themed panties.
>Hello Kitty Island Adventure
>WoW is shit now
>Hello Kitty Island Adventure looks like pure Sanrio kino.
Butters can't stop winning.
i mean, that wow episode was a publicity stunt.
but that's a GIRL'S game
Based. Just one question.
Is cinamoroll in it.
Kuromi bros...
Maybe there were more gay Sanrio voters this year
Cina year every year
First 2 are the majority female fanbase, 3rd ise human adult men
I also want to f*ck cinny ^w^
She beat Melo, that's what really matters
CINNACHADS CAN'T STOP WINNING
They know what they're doing don't they.
Why is My Melo so horny?
Avian love is not exclusive to My Melo.
Just watching the first season took a lot out of me. Such a chaotic show. I'm kind of scared to watch the later ones based on the occasional screenshots.
Will she ever succeed in getting plowed?
The world may never know
This could have been so romantic
I forgot her fricking flower she almost died
We still will have to wait till some time next year...
This anon is based
>someone saved the previous one
t-thanks
Of course! I like your stuff!
she had to do it to em
Have the third and fourth season been translated yet?
Nope. Although you can frick through it with minimal japanese knowledge. And I don't consider Kirara really worth fricking through no matter how much screenshots of it I am making. Sukkiri is totally fine on the other hand.
Does she turn into an eggplant at some point?
She turns into Baku briefly in second season. Don't remember if it happens again at some later point.
haven't seen the trailer yet, is Badbatzmaru in?
Yes. Most the popular usual guys are in.
This has to potential to blow ACNH out of the water but it's probably a soulless cash grab.
>female
I wan a bf who likes sanrio >~<
Read as:
>"I want to take an unaware handsome man into my dragon's den of a room full of litter toys and many fricking things that the floorboards are non-existent, chain him up in my comfy throne chair and treat him like a king by spoonfeeding him my favorite foods and whisper in his ears all the things i will do to him if he choses to break my heart as i run a cold knife all across his naked slim and soft body all while he's squirming and trying to yell through his gagged mouth, tears run through his face and you can barely hear him scream for god"
Actually I just want a gay pal to jerk it to hello kitty wif
Sorry, i just assume girls lurk in sanrio threads and i am very fricking afraid of bpdgirls even though my dick would love to pin down a bdpsanrio NEET femoid face down and frick her prone bone position for hours if not days like she lives alone so its not like shit's going to be interrupted
bpd* sanrio NEET girl
Mmm I wish I could be her~
damn thats hot hiiiiii :333
bro calm down
But Hello Kitty is a girl so it'd be straight to jack off to her with your homie
Being around hello kiddy merch gets me so hot and horny that I just start kissing and fricking anything within reach with a beating heart... Which is usually a boy~
discord sis?
(ㆁωㆁ)
Why are you guys like this
So what happens if you have two female Sanrio fans together?
You get the start of a shadow goverment cabal akin to what South Korea deals with.
I wish the shadow government pedos would HURRY UP and turn me into a kawaii plush >///<
there can only be one
Because we're gay and we love cute things and we're going to put our brains into a kuromi plush the second the technology becomes available
Me on the right
I want these people to procreate and see what their offspring is like.
I want to procreate with another male 🙁
Everybody has problems.
I hope this can be replicated but with Kuromi, i want to plapplapplap plap Kuromi.
SEX.WITH.KUROMI.
Isn't this also coming to PC at the same time as Switch? How does it compare to Animal Crossing? New Horizon was a huge disappointment.
compared to Horizon, it looks like a game with more content
>anons sexualizing hello kitty
I shouldn't be surprised
>expected to be a normal thread
where do you think you are
Ms. White herself hasn't been sexualized much here.
we lewd My Melo and Kuromi here, Hello Kitty is pure and innocent and not toxic.
>
Naw we lewd her too, she's cute ^w^
>we never saw Kuromi threads
anon I...
Well they get deleted usually.
They can't delete them anymore once the game gets an actual console release, the age of Sanrio on Ganker is approaching
for me, it's Retsuko's mom
>Hello Kitty Animal Crossing looks better than actual Animal Crossing
lol
Is Piano-tan in the game? My purchase depends on it.
naked sheeps do not open
Would you play an Usamimi Kamen game? Something like Archam in spirit but more superhero-like.
Button Nose when?
Too human
Sweet! So the game will be free on PC when the .nsp file drops.
So, how's the game?
Yo what up homies
for me it's Badbadtz-maru
first saw this guy on my sister's pencil case. I always liked his design since then.
Is the egg yolk homie in this game?
Is this just Sanrio Animal Crossing?
Yes but with marketable characters. My wife decorates her space with Chococat merchandise, drinks from a Chococat mug, writes in a Chococat notebook. She used to dig Nyago but Sanrio all but future endeavored that character a long time ago.
So you are saying is that Nintendo needs to sell more Animal Crossing-themed notebooks and mugs and purses and such.
they already do crossover with Sanrio, they should do more Merch, the new game suck ass with content, plushies sells more
Nintendo has smothered AC with shitty spinoffs and mobile garbage, Sanrio is still flying high and with image untarnished
There are probably more dubious Sanrio-themed games than Nintendo could dream of.
They tried and none of it sold because they won't sell what people actually want. Instead they give you those godawful "collector sets" with a bunch of worthless shit in them and one item that's actually "good". The homosexuals won't just sell plushes and clothes of their 200+ characters, which is what makes money at Sanrio stores. Instead you'll get your hundredth Tom Nook figure and like it, $39.99 MSRP.
This. I want a plush of my animal wife
That guy is shagging a bear plushy
Big female bears are made for human men
Agree
(ꈍᴗꈍ) Sasha is a marketable character
>cropping out the best part
Blue board! He gets lots of love on trash
Coward
For every Ankha and Sasha there's a dozen filler villagers the game expects you to develop a Stockholm syndrome for.
Sanrio is the same once you get past the topfavorites
I HATE Dear Daniel!
I wish they hadn't abandoned israeliteelpets. I really liked them
Really cute but a bit generic compared to their other brand
wdym abandoned, the anime ended long ago sure but sanrio mentions them a ton, they haven't forgotten
Chubbyfat
Ruby
cute doggo
Sapphie is the best
Name more than five. Ankha, Sasha, Pekoe, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and the rest. Even then, they won’t market anything outside of Nook and Isabelle.
Ankha dolls and plushies, made for hotgluing
I'm fond of the boy characters too! Tom nook and his kids are all frickable.
>2 right feet
it has content, so it's not comparable to animal crossing
Will it still cost $5 a month on Switch?
Frickin finally. I would have bought it on the app store but Im not subbing to apple arcade
Sanrio sexy
This is good news, though it's also an admittance the next Animal Crossing is likely 3 years away
...
I apologize for my perverted ways, Kuromi. I can't help it.
Kuromi is all about perverted ways herself.
GIWTWM
sniff sniff i-is that a BOY I smell? sniff sniff mmm yes I smell it! BOYSMELL!!!! I smell a boy! W-What is a boy doing here?!?! omygosh what am I gonna do?!?! THERE'S A BOY HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice, deep breathe.... sniff sniff it smells so good! I love boysmell so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boyscent! It's driving me boyCRAZY!!!!!!
That's just a typical woman. Cringe simp homosexual picture and post, have a nice day
TDM TDM TDM BANZAI!111 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FFUCUFUUFICK SO SO SOOs SO SO CUTE
enter, the tax rabbit
cute buny
do not post THIS
You pay your taxes, right anons?
Sauce?
The Japanese government
https://www.ny.us.emb-japan.go.jp/japaninfo/winter2016/03.html
>was keeping my shitty arcade subscription solely for Sonic Dream Team & this game
>finally coming to PC
Great, but is is going to be P2W live-service slop, or a one-purchase time only kinda deal? Also I'm assuming there's no crossplay, so arcade players will have to start from scratch to play on PC, correct?
Do not open.
The joke is on you, I am into that bod
🙂
She should've just stood home to begin with, and watch a movie with me
>love architecture
>hate off-model kuromi
What about this?
Too big...
lmao fatso
I really like a certain edit of this picture featuring a certain bunny who wears a certain hat
Now THIS is cute! See, the chubby anon was deliberately posting bad art to be a disingenuous shit! Chubby sanrio CAN be awesome and hot ^w^
clones
sus
Artist??
It's not that the other post was too big, it's that the line work and form lacked soul
Not big enough
Could be fatter tho
Now we're talking
Still not buying a Switch, Miyamoto.
I don't know if this is the best thread for this, but I have been thinking on making a game where there are multiple planes of existence. One is like a place of concrete and darkness (Think something like a combination of Combat Madness Nevada and the The Labyrinth from Hellraiser), another would be this Xen-like place with floating rocks and freaky looking alien guys. One of these realities would be a Sanrio-sque realm full with cute little animal people. What would be the best way to go about it?
dungeon crawler
Please make the sanrio realm a hedonistic place full of sex and love. Let it inspire us into understanding what true paradise can really be.
I was kinda thinking on making the concrete realm this mostly benign place despite how foreboding it is, so making the Snario realm be some cultist dystopia could be a funny direction that can act as a contrast.
LTTP dark world system but each plane is accessed by Shante dances or ocarina songs or masks. I could see a puzzle being dropping a crate crush a demon with blood on the floor and in the sanrio universe you split orange juice everywhere to make a dog move
if you make a Sanrio world gib me twitter
A fusion of Eversion and Chzo Mythos' 5 Day a Sacrifice where the character can enter these plains via their emotional state. Make it like the original Resident Evil with fixed camera angled corridors, where the same environment changes based on these plain shifts. Certain items can only be located on certain plains, with elaborate puzzles based on these plain shifts.
Also make a plain for every emotional state, anger, sadness, anxiety, happy, love, neutral, ect. Plain shifts can occur based on doing things like watching the news to trigger anxiety, receiving a text from a loved one, popping pills to elevate mood, ect, ect.
Maybe a way to “die” get a game over is to enter an infinite plain shift loop, where you get stuck in an escalating event / state event that shifts you higher in that state, implying it traps you in an infinite loop / dimension if that emotion?
Sort of like attending a funeral triggers a depressive / grim plain shift. Repeatedly re-attending / going back to the funeral increases the level of grim each time, and the landscape changes from a sunny day with grassy hills as clouds roll in, rain begins / intensifies each time and the grass gets dukler, hills more misshapen as graves begin to sprout everywhere, the entire environment turning more and more into a misty, music less graveyard with only the increasingly ambient wind howling, rain and fog until you get lost to it. Mourners become more inhuman shapes or shadows, if they’re even present. The cemetery gate locks at some point in a deeper layer, trapping you in a point of no return / recovery. Maybe finally at the mistiest, rainiest storm a hand grabs you for a. Grave and drags you down quickly for the game over.
is this true?
Yes.
Uh yeah, she's a stable person and it's kinda funny how all these unstable people are attracted to her. Maybe it's arrested development?
Yes
Butters should be /ss/‘d by sanrio girls
I wish that was me
The artist?
Yes, that too
can't wait to get myself a menhera gf through this game
He won.
wtf i thought your post was just some random shitpost
fricking zoomer
Fenneko should frick butters
Built for BPCC (Big Professor Chaos wiener)
Please do not jerk off to the plushie like characters
do you know where you are?
>AC is obsolete
BASED
I now want Sanrio themed ace combat and armored core games. Not assassins creed though, that shit SUCKS!
Timed *console exclusive
PC and PS are also getting it.
Ok but did you know hello kitty likes xanax and knives and blood?
I am convinced this wasn't a coincidence
I'm dead certain when the devs consciously knew about the South Park joke and chose to name the game the way it is
I'm convinced no other mymelo media besides the anime was all that fun
I only watched the original, but it was pure chaos and fantastic throughout
But everywhere else they're really just children's mascots with next to no characterization
Is my man Baku gonna be in the game with his family at least?
Have you watched the second season? It's pretty good too
Started it right after finishing the first, it was a bit hard to get into after the finale so I stopped a few episodes in
I'll keep going sometime though, thanks for reminding me
literally me
Same, but naked
Same too. Fricking hot as shit but my ac is so loud that I have to make a decision.
>ITT
What even is the original context for this scene?
quick Ganker is Aggretsuko worth watching?
>JewFlix
Do the math
oof
I've only seen season 1 and 2
I'd say they were good
why doesnt anyone care about my boy badtz
Reminds me of that sexy sunsoft pengie
CONFIRMED COMING TO STEAM
get ready for cute achievos, backgrounds and emotes, bros
get ready for mods
acnt wait to see melody's featureless naked TDM body
Kissing cuties, loving cuties fricking cuties
I think I'll have to make the game private on Steam, I'm not sure I'm brave enough to showcase it publicly since I have IRL friends as Steam friends and I don't want them asking questions
3 of my brothers and all of my IRL friends are on my friends list, I'm buying this game day 1 and playing that shit publicly. Don't fear what makes you happy anon.
You're a real man, anon!
Your courage is inspirational, I've decided to leave it public when I buy it. Thank you for the encouragement.
I want to have sex with her forever
I am a human male btw
>I am a human male btw
Thats what a female TDM would say
No, female TDM would say she's a human female to lure human men to her
But she's fat
>I am a human male btw
Not for long~
I will remain a human male as I frick TDM creatures
Just be careful and watch your 6, or you might get vored, transformed then spat out as a TDM
Bow before the King
So what does he do beyond be a penguin?
Throw gang signs.
He's soon to be king of the Penguins, educated in England, and one of the most formal and regal of the Sanrio line. He has two brothers. Basically Raymond from ACNH in many ways
His eyes don't look messed up.
WoWbros...
>first FF
>Now Hello Kitty
Can someone post cinamoroll.
Why did they make My Melo so unsettling?
Having this game without needing to play Apple a monthly fee is good enough for me
Wonder if they plan on adding new shit
Does this game have a 24 hour clock like the mainline AC games?
CUM ON FEATURELESS BUTT!!!
Comme on frens... Join the tdm community!
Greetings Feline Archipelago Escapade
I have to do it.... for him....
did they really have to draw his butthole? it's the only sanrio character with an explicitly drawn butthole.
Some people over there think it's either very cute or makes him look more like a dog.
And some people over here think things too!
Right you are my point was just that you wouldn't really have a western character look like that. Like I don't think anyone working on Blue's Clues would have thought giving the dog an asterisk on the butt would make a good design.
Kitty Island Adventure is a timed exclusive on Switch
How many threads are going to be nothing but lusting for her and screaming sanrio kuromi melody sexo?
calm down, we first need to know if the game is gonna be any good. Hello Kitty games don't have a track record of being GOAT.
It is a port of an Apple Arcade game. You should know already what to expect from it.
it is unironically better than animal crossing new horizons since it has content instead of designing crap
Why do menheras gravitate so much towards this franchise
i initially have no interest in this but will play if it blows up and has a larger playerbase than WoW
I'd been debating for months on buying an Apple device to play this and I'm glad I didn't cave.
>Apple tablet
>:(
>Nintendo tablet
>:O
The Nintendo one has more than two games I want to play so yeah
Switch has games and can last for another decade. Apple device are three time the cost and it only take one update to make it useless so you're force to buy another apple device.
>Hello Kitty has customizable animal MCs before Animal Crossing.
is this an open world souls like with survival and crafting?
You won't survive Piano.
I bet he is a happy man.
>light brown eyes
>not pitch black twin voids
not my kitty.
Koto and Kanade!
And the first person who says "ew humans" is officially gay from that point on.
I like her dinosaur pajamas
Needs more of the tomboy. Or at the very least, the breakfast machine.
Sorry I only have the one where she punishes My Melo for all the evils.
I can't believe My Melo is fricking dead...
She had a good run.
The frick is a TDM
Team Death Match?
Teitoshin Deformed Mascot. A catch-all term to describe "low-headed" (chibi) character designs, or characters whose head is as big (or bigger) than their body. Many Sanrio characters fall under the design category of TDM.
It's awesome and cute, and a very tasteful. If you have a tdm fetish it means you're smart and nice ^w^
why has no one drawn my melo and kuromi playing quake yet
They must be wet
Mogged by honkai star rail
I must hug these adorable little creatures
>He still simps for Sanrio
Get with the times, grandpa
who is his ac_bu character looking motherfricker
Opanchu Usagi (underwear rabbit)
It's been hugely popular in Japan for the past couple years, but has practically zero presence outside of it.
It's kind of shitposty, and the appeal is that it's 健気. It always does its best and tries to help others, despite constant misfortunes. You want to support it, even if you feel pity.
You guys don't REALLY want to frick these things, do you?
We absolutely do. They are the cutest, after all!
It's natural to want to sex cute things
Moumantai
Under rated joke, good job anon
Kinkshaming brat terrier needs digicorrection
(◠‿◕) Weird is hot
I want to frick this post
Post tags
Sorry friend, I don't play those kinds of games.
O-okay…
Yes, and?
Doesn't help that Kuromi would be the most likely to reciprocate.
Just look up Teitoshin Deformed Mascot and the first things you'll see in images are original r18 mangas featuring original TDMs. The Japanese love this character archetype, probably even more than we do. So yes, they are extremely frickable.
>The Japanese love this character archetype, probably even more than we do.
I need to step up my game, the japs need to know that the western world's love for TDM shouldn't be underestimated
I consider that french cartoon with the lewd interviews that featured Hello Kitty vent off her sexual frustrations that she's tired of being lusted on by creepy pedophiles and other kinds of ugly bastards, she wants a REAL man to pin her down and plap her pregnant and if Hello Kitty was real and down bad like that, i'd hit the gym to sculpt my body to its limit just for her.
>I consider that french cartoon with the lewd interviews that featured Hello Kitty vent off her sexual frustrations
based les kassos enjoyer
Can you frick Kuromi innit? Only reason I'd wanna buy
kuromi is my favorite rapper
Wonder what's the price for this and Fantasian. I'd say arround 25 bucks would be fair
She cute
Why is he so perfect?
>hello kitty
>close to bump limit
everyone participating in this thread are women... right? l-london?
I haven't shaved my beard in 3 months
>all-natural
and your bush, babygirl?
We just want to frick plushies anon
Hey! That's not all of us! Probably just like...most of us.
Unless you look like this I don't wanna hear it
Yet another unrealistic beauty standard…
Also who the frick trying to hijack my ip address
He can be trusted with IP addresses don't worry
Who can't be?
Tubby probably ate them all.
Whichever one you keep offering wings to.
(Bet it’s kuromi. She stress / cry eats.)
he's a well rounded character
Post his bussy already!
Sanrio is for men
Women are playing elden ring right now
Women have such shit taste
First time?
Thoughts on YGO's sanrio crossover?
I had a kuromi plushie but had to let it go 🙁
Cool idea, nice designs, terrible "plushies".
When is my Pretty Rhythm survival crafting game
Who is fatter, My Melody or Kuromi?
Their fans
Bingo. We all are a bunch of tubby chubby losers here.
Kuromi, easily.
2025 can't come soon enough
kuromi's gonna say it
Namaste
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wtf
why are these characters showing up everywhere suddenly?
How to draw TDM porn?
This is important!
Like this:
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=quake_3
*screeee*
>black lovecraft and elder gods in what started as a hello kitty thread
Surprisingly coherently topical.
One of the nicer threads.