birds are frightening as frick for anything its size >incredible speed >binocular vision >can fly >down on you with razor sharp claws >beak like a serrated drill
christ
are you already into peril?
damsel in distress, etc?
I like animals too much to want to see them being eaten, kidnapped, or restrained, but maybe you do.
That monkey image also awakened a fetish in me, I kind of want to cut a big hole in its skull with a drill and frick that thing in its exposed brainhole hahaha.
I went into a pet store when I was a kid and grabbed one of the birds. Just holding it in my hand, not even tightly, the little guy just stuck in my palm and nothing it could do to escape.
>What, you've never eaten chicken, you fricking cowards?
I've shot my fair share of birds in my time, but I never considered a cowbird to be good eating. Why would I shoot any old cardinal when I could hunt a quail or duck?
>NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN BIRDORINO >Stuffs more chicken nuggies down his fat gullet. >NOOOO HOW DARE HE KILL THE POOR BIRDIES IT'S SO CRUEL NOOO >Stuffs a bite of a hamburger with bacon on it down his throat. >NOOO HOW DARE YOU KILL THE POOR HECKIN BIRD
This every time. Frick vegans and vegetarians, but I think if you do eat meat, you should stop being a homosexual and kill some food yourself, you sheltered fat fricks. >Shit meat is so yummy I love it, I eat processed goyslop spam every day. >Is-is that a man humanely killing an animal? HELP ME Black personMAN. ANIMAL CRUELTY!
When I was a kid I used to drown cats with a trap and shoot birds with my dad's. 22 all the time. I thought it was totally normal until my mom found out, she found my corpse hole back behind the barn with like 20 dead cats and easily 2 dozen random birds. She beat the shit out of me and my dad hid his gun after that.
I've been saying this for years. Regular beatings when warranted are part of a normal child raising experience
That was one of those times it was extremely warranted and I'm 99% confident anon came out better for it
Lack of beatings and discipline in general is why the world has become so fricked; all the sheltered and pampered frickwits are trying to make the entire world their safe space
Yeah I guess I haven't hurt anyone or shot any animals even in years and I even felt bad when I ran a dog over a couple years back. Im married and have kids of my own, if my own son does that shit won't do much about it and I definitely won't take them to some homosexual shrink so it can go on their record for life.
My grandpa also said "yeah your daddy did way worse back in the day, so did i" so I never thought much about it.
Imagine being such a lowlife, autistic, unloved cretin you throw a sperg fit over a semi-animal thread on Ganker.
The world would only benefit from your suicide. I hope you're truly broken by the time you do it.
There is a significant difference between humane hunting and cruelty. Shooting a bird, killing it instantly, and then eating it is completely different to this sadistic Black person torture shit. Kill all monkey-torturing shitskins and leave none alive. Frick everyone in india and frick indians. Frick chinks.
I hate Black folk, I hate israelites, I hate hispanics and arabs too.
:V
:V
>an ancient evil is defeated
Let go of Mordecai right now!
can we just believe that the ayerplayns in the noit skies ar
please someone call an ambulance is having a stroke
Settle down, Twilight.
Mordecai is in love with a purple horse.
:V
I bite its head off
Ching chong hanji!
:V
Pog
:V
birds are frightening as frick for anything its size
>incredible speed
>binocular vision
>can fly
>down on you with razor sharp claws
>beak like a serrated drill
christ
I don't know what it is but something about that picture poked a fetish that's been in a deep slumber.
I feel it slowly awakening
Seek help
not even too scared to ask
fricking explain yourself you sick bastard
exactly what part of that awakens anything?
I said I don't know dude
then figure it out!
How
are you already into peril?
damsel in distress, etc?
I like animals too much to want to see them being eaten, kidnapped, or restrained, but maybe you do.
blue jay deep throat
for your sake i'm just gonna hope it's "living onahole" and not something weirder
haha what if you were shrunk down and the bird ate you and shit you out on some girls breasts
lel
That monkey image also awakened a fetish in me, I kind of want to cut a big hole in its skull with a drill and frick that thing in its exposed brainhole hahaha.
t. confirmed unironic pedo sadist
Control yourself, brazilian.
Ey man, what can I say, I thought it would be funny to say, considering that sick frick was talking about fricking a bird and posted a monkey image.
Shit colored hands typed this post.
I hate monke they steal my sandwich sir.
I was telling a joke, autist.
uh oh
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There's a game made specially for you.
It's a pigeon dating sim.
I went into a pet store when I was a kid and grabbed one of the birds. Just holding it in my hand, not even tightly, the little guy just stuck in my palm and nothing it could do to escape.
I was rock fricking hard.
Why are you white?
Why the frick do I keep browsing this place
Because you're too much of a coward to have a nice day.
Birds are super soft. The softest thing ever. Have you ever held one? It's like holding a cloud.
Now imagine a big titty bird girlfriend
Yeah but if you grip too hard its just crunchy noisrs and screeches :V
I know what you mean. I watched a girl step on a crawdad and I was never the same afterwards
best thread on Ganker
Best position they could be in. He's vulnerable to being jumped
>"I am sure to win because of my superior spee-"
:V
Paws the controller, bro!
is that an
eagle
YOOOO NEW WOJAK JUST DROPPEDD!!!
Beautiful.
This entire thread was stolen from Ganker.
This is our meme!
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MORDECAI NO LIKE
So sick of these homosexuals screaming at 6:00 in the morning. Crush him as a message to the others.
MORDECAI, STOP WASTING YOUR TIME WITH VIDEO GAMES AND GET BACK TO WORK.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He doesn't seem happy.
Why does he have 3 arms
You don't?
Be nice. That took me over 9000 hours in mspaint
Hey I'm not saying it looks like shit I just want to understand your vision
Oh, well then, where do you see the 3rd arm?
I made one golding the bird, and one holding the phone.
Do you mean his neck?
I see what you tried to do.
I'm surprised this meme hasn't spread out of Ganker yet. (That I'm aware of.)
tnx. I couldn't find the reference image
>bro doin his little dance
No, watching a dude's dick or having a pair of balls dangle in front of my face while jerking off feels gay as frick
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You two are cute
thx you two
>BLUE JAYS LOST
FRICK TORONTO
Please take back the expos, leaf-kun. They're shit now.
I have no excuses for this country. The shitskins and liberals can have it.
How come the Black person word is the only one that gets its own option but not other racial slurs?
????
It's the strongest Word of Power
Don't think Montreal would take them back.
Quebec City would take back the Colorado's Avalanche though.
Every single one of these homosexuals that live around my house mimic Red-Tailed Hawks screeches. It is unreal how good they are at it
>claw grip
ngmi
I want a videogame about being a bird
Like an open world flying around bird sim that's not just some joke
Warbeak chads where you at
UMA DELICIA
FRICK YES JAPAN.
Birding is fun, you fricking pussies. What, you've never eaten chicken, you fricking cowards?
But he ruined the meat by boiling it. Who boils meat?
>Who boils meat?
Goes back thousands of years, anon. I'm sorry you're a shitskin. Wait, no, even shitskins no how good boiling meat in spices can be.
I mean, he clearly made a simple stew out of it, how else would you prepare a stew?
>What, you've never eaten chicken, you fricking cowards?
I've shot my fair share of birds in my time, but I never considered a cowbird to be good eating. Why would I shoot any old cardinal when I could hunt a quail or duck?
He didn't shoot a cardinal you fricking moron, that's obviously a quail. HAVE YOU NOT SEEN PEOPLE EAT QUAIL BEFORE YOU SHITSKINNED FRICK?
I love these little guys so much you wouldn’t believe
My pet monitor lizard loves eating quail chicks, their chirps spark her hunting instinct.
how annoying is pulling birdshot balls out of your meat
Not annoying at all, very few of them actually hit the fricking bird, and the few that do kill it instantly. It's scattershot for a reason.
at least he fricking gutted the bird
god the pidgeon webm of yesterday...
>brown
ofc
>NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN BIRDORINO
>Stuffs more chicken nuggies down his fat gullet.
>NOOOO HOW DARE HE KILL THE POOR BIRDIES IT'S SO CRUEL NOOO
>Stuffs a bite of a hamburger with bacon on it down his throat.
>NOOO HOW DARE YOU KILL THE POOR HECKIN BIRD
This every time. Frick vegans and vegetarians, but I think if you do eat meat, you should stop being a homosexual and kill some food yourself, you sheltered fat fricks.
>Shit meat is so yummy I love it, I eat processed goyslop spam every day.
>Is-is that a man humanely killing an animal? HELP ME Black personMAN. ANIMAL CRUELTY!
野鳥のスープ美味しい
tastes like chicken, had some before. Not worth the effort.
brownoid jap crunching down on some birdshot
I used to think their whole eyes were just black but if you look closely you can see their pupils and their eyes are just bulging out of their head.
When I was a kid I used to drown cats with a trap and shoot birds with my dad's. 22 all the time. I thought it was totally normal until my mom found out, she found my corpse hole back behind the barn with like 20 dead cats and easily 2 dozen random birds. She beat the shit out of me and my dad hid his gun after that.
So did they successfully stop you from developing into a serial killer?
I've been saying this for years. Regular beatings when warranted are part of a normal child raising experience
That was one of those times it was extremely warranted and I'm 99% confident anon came out better for it
Lack of beatings and discipline in general is why the world has become so fricked; all the sheltered and pampered frickwits are trying to make the entire world their safe space
Yeah I guess I haven't hurt anyone or shot any animals even in years and I even felt bad when I ran a dog over a couple years back. Im married and have kids of my own, if my own son does that shit won't do much about it and I definitely won't take them to some homosexual shrink so it can go on their record for life.
My grandpa also said "yeah your daddy did way worse back in the day, so did i" so I never thought much about it.
>mom found the hidden corpse mass grave
what did Reginald do wrong?
The war on drugs was a sham.
Oh, sorry, thought that said Reagan.
Sorry bro I lost your controller in the corn barn. Maybe you can go find it?
>Ifunny AI shit
have a nice day, Black person.
>AI
Anon..
American politicians subsidize corn as a way of stealing tax payer money. Grow too much corn, so come up with stupid shit like corn barn.
>no ones posted the bird in the corner that the guy came on yet
Watch 'im go!!!
>H-he's fast!!
>switching IP after posting porn on a blue board
the good ending where rigby kills margaret for the good of the world
why even peel it, brother.
to enjoy the better tasting flesh first. youre dumber than a gorilla
By that logic, we should pull the meat out of our sandwiches and eat the bread afterwards. I am SMARTER than a gorilla.
no. it's like eating the crumb before eating the bread crust
I saw one of those carrying a grenade once
why are teenage males so infatuated with being "evil" and "badass?" is it the product of being raised without a father?
Imagine being such a lowlife, autistic, unloved cretin you throw a sperg fit over a semi-animal thread on Ganker.
The world would only benefit from your suicide. I hope you're truly broken by the time you do it.
What was it
>2023
>STILL not using Gankerx
Shiggy diggy
some gaylord spamming gore and similar garbage
idk bros horse pussy and butthole looks kinda good ngl...
why are you like this?
His janny application got rejected again
no father; many such cases.
Brown people posting hours be like:
>grab bird
>it immediately soijaks
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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BANTI
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ᵇiʳᵈˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᵛᵉʳʸ iᵐᵖᵒʳᵗᵃnᵗ!
Yep I hope that dude got rangebanned. Not shocked in any way though, I have seen it all.
>make off topic thread
>receive off topic posts
>NOOOOO HOW COULS THIS BE HAPPENING FROM ME
moron
>Spam gore animal porn.
May God strike you down.
The monkey thing is a huge money making scheme there are hundreds of freaks here that'll post in his place.
No shit. The hydra always grows more heads. I wonder how many autists will think I'm referencing fricking capeshit by saying that.
Qrd?
Like curious George shit or what
Frick you and frick every single piece of pajeet shit like you, frick every animal-torturing shitskin, have a nice day.
Indians truly are the lowest of the low.
nah
There is a significant difference between humane hunting and cruelty. Shooting a bird, killing it instantly, and then eating it is completely different to this sadistic Black person torture shit. Kill all monkey-torturing shitskins and leave none alive. Frick everyone in india and frick indians. Frick chinks.
I hate Black folk, I hate israelites, I hate hispanics and arabs too.