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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Here's your hero, bro
      thanks, he's built for my wiener

      fpbp

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick is his head?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      On some guy's wiener

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      dullahan link

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i didn't even notice
      t. one-handed artist

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the Japs, Chinese, and Koreans so obsessed with weak looking stick figures?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weaker looking protags helps give you a sense of growth over time

      If your character starts overly muscular and strong looking then it doesn't really feel like the strength is earned

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Loads of examples prove otherwise, any beat'em up etc.

        Lore-wise BotW/TotK is supposed to be the most OP incarnation of Link yet. Making him androgenous was an obvious design choice, probably because Nintendo recognises they have a larger share of women and homosexuals on their market compared to other gaming systems.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Androgenous
          >Every single character calls you a guy with no ambiguity, only exception is sneaking into Gerudo Town and even then you don't fool Riju.
          >One of the few cut outfits is the Gerudo outfit since it no longer has a story purpose
          >Default outfit in TOTK is topless
          >Sounds unambiguously male
          >Multiple girls with crushes on him and 2 female love interests
          Yeah anon their intentions are so clear, it's not like Link has been an ever-changing protagonist with a few body types and ages. They made him thin that means the israelites are at it again. Frick you anon.

          He used to look like an actual male

          Farmhand vs guy waking up from 100 year sleep.

          I just want bare legs tunic link back

          This is my preferred Link too but he'd be considered gay and too girly for people today.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then have Link get more buff as he kills more enemies and climbs more shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no wonder they raped the entire Eurasian continent

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Empire collapses immediately
        >Raped by resurgent Chinese for 200 years
        >Enslaved and raped by Manchus for 300 years
        >Enslaved and raped by Russians and forced to adopt communism for 70 years
        >Nomadic lifestyle is extinct, everyone lives in Soviet commieblocks in ulanbatar

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because in their culture, muscled men are typically seen as flamboyant and gay, as if they are overcompensating for something. They also view bald people in a weird way as well, as if they're just bottom of the barrel.

      Really if anything they have their priorities straight, minus the whole twink business.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not minus, especially the twink business. Celebrating men for their beauty is good for society as a whole. When you reject male beauty and teach people that it's something to be ashamed of, you end up with mutts and trannies.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do low IQ yt monkeys worship useless lumps of flesh?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Fatass
        Also weightlifting has a direct effect on your strength, energy levels, health and confidence? Obviously a homosexual would not need either of these, so I understand why (You) wouldn't care

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the sheer lengths some people will go to to deliberately not understand a david & goliath or bilbo baggins "underdog hero" story baffles me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you worship insecure homosexuals who load up on steroids to make up for their daddy not loving them?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy projection Batman!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not even a little, talk to any steroid gym bro and he was bullied as a kid. Every time. There is no type of person more insecure

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is in the same levels of wokeness as Spider-man 2. It's emasculation. Removing all the "toxic" masculine traits and pretty much making him look like a girl. If you think otherwise you're moronic.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Link has literally always looked like this

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He used to look like an actual male

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          These are the same except art style.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Left
            >no nips
            >no muscle definition
            >round feminine face
            Right
            >visible muscles
            >more masculine facial expression
            >more masculine stance
            >face is more square-shaped

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              so the exact same except one is taking an angry pose and has more shading

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are blind

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Both are scrawny armed. TP is just not cel shaded and angry (because he's in the worst Zelda game)

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are definitely a fat ass moron who has never entered a gym

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          This, but he also wasn't hot back then, so why complain about traps?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Could heem both these twinks effortlessly.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The problem is you think link isn't a pure killing machine.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          BASED TP CHAD!! I wish the newer games had animal wrangling like TP, or even WW's seagull posession.

          These are the same except art style.

          Both are scrawny armed. TP is just not cel shaded and angry (because he's in the worst Zelda game)

          Link has literally always looked like this

          [...]

          Link bangs Zelda while you bang your pillow while listening to some e-grifter's podcast urging your to donate more money to 'fight the woke'.

          cringe, coping nu-zelda virgins...

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          link in TP is 17 while link in BOTW is 115

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He used to look like an actual male

        *Zelda. Twink hero's name is Zelda.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What? This has nothing to do with politics. This is just fanservice as Nintendo knows their audience is manchildren fapping to traps/femboys and them turning kids gay for link so they buy the games when they grow up.
      Same as turning Gerudo women into giants Zelda is now full with sexual/fetish shit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, it's literally white genocide. The israelites, man, it's all their doing.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Zelda is now full with sexual/fetish shit
        >now

        zoom zoom

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember how much sissy Link shit used to get posted on Ganker? 4tran loves emasculation.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being against male beauty is woke, though. Men are supposed to look angelic. If you disagree you fell for israelite propaganda.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nu-Link doesn't look angelic, he looks like a 14 year old girl.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He looks exactly how every male should strive to look. You've been brainwashed. Barbarism is not a virtue. Beauty is.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I want every man to look like my catamite fap fantasies
            Go back to gooning to sissy shit.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I want every man to strive towards every virtue. Beauty is a virtue. It's a lesser virtue, but that doesn't give you the right to shirk it. You have a moral responsibility towards yourself to pursue what's good in man. Lying to yourself and pretending that it's okay to just give up and be hideous is not okay.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is homosexual shit, you sodomite

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day, israelite

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're on a board full of AGPs and pedos, don't even bother.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not all pedos are homosexuals, anon.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's emasculation.
      You're being ridiculous. The male Gerudo outfit was designed to be, and is, manly.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. There's nothing manlier than getting dicked down by a bro.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The male Gerudo outfit was designed to be, and is, manly.
        No it only counts if the person wearing it is bara and this board isn't full of projecting contrarians

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong, he's just prime bussy.
      Uncultured filth.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >femboygay
        >is a pederast
        What a surprise.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Western Civilization is built on bussy love.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >twink so powerful he can sunder the very gods
      >can also sunder your heterosexuality

      I can see why Sharties are so mad. They have such a tenuous grip on their masculinity as it is, all it takes is one polygonal sissy to send them overboard.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it's not, ToTK isnt woke and ESG Man 2 is just propaganda the game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Link bangs Zelda while you bang your pillow while listening to some e-grifter's podcast urging your to donate more money to 'fight the woke'.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bang Link while Zelda cringes in the bed next to us trying to ignore the moaning and slapping noises

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Link bangs Zelda while you bang your pillow while listening to some e-grifter's podcast urging your to donate more money to 'fight the woke'.

          I bang both.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because unlike spooderman, a bunch of literal homosexuals and women have latched onto nuzelda and will aggressively try to pretend it's the same as it's always been and that link dressing like a fruit or outright crossdressing is not just fine, it's a good thing actually. Them and corporate bootlickers who'd defend it no matter what. You hardly ever hear about how you have to literally call a troony beautiful and crossdress for a significant portion in the first game, but if you had to do that in any other big game they'd pounce on it instantly and it'd never be able to live it down.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Switchgays are mentally ill. Same thing happened with pokemon, come gen 8. Fanboyism got turned up to 11.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's your (You.)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think otherwise.

      He used to look like an actual male

      Looks the exact same, his chest is just more defined.
      Man, you people will whine about every fricking thing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn right boy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to bury my face in Spider-Man's ass... but only Peter. Miles can frick off.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hylian, gerudo, and Zora women lust over that body, practically drool over it
    How does he do it?

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice motherbearing hips

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zeldatrannies are pathetic

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    link is goals. my fellow hrt femboy (copium) anons get it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no such thing as an hrt femboy. if you ruin your body with hormones you can't be feminine or pretty.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fat greasy tendie manchildren like to self insert as a young slim boy. Who would've thunk.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Simple as

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yfw Elden Ring removed weapon durability and open world stamina consumption for their open world game
      >yfw Fromsoft heard the BotW criticism and listened to it better than Nintendo did

      This is why Fromsoft is moving up in the industry, while Nintendo only holds their spot through Nike-tier brand recognition. They iterate project-to-project, keeping a lot of the same ideas but developing them every time. Meanwhile Nintendo makes one game about Breaking The Conventions of Zelda, only to then dig themselves knee-deep into the new conventions and proclaim it as the new normal.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow zelda must be really dogshit considering how bad elden ring was

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the heartburn

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Top: Something few people are able to enjoy that you brag about
      >Bottom: Something you can enjoy with everybody

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fromshits still seething their dodge/roll dogshit couldn't even compete with BotW never mind TotK.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying fries are better

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    new Jinx skin looks great

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      jinx breasts are getting smaller with every update.
      At some poin they are just going to add a dick and say jinx always was a trap.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't toy with me like that

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jinx by default has no breasts bro what are you on

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          arcane jinx has breasts.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was always flat, I know because that's the entire reason I was into her in the first place.

        new Jinx skin looks great

        SEXOOOOOOOOOO

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      sex

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a zoomer. Link being a femboy twink is a joke so old normie TV used to make fun of it. If anything TOTK overtly showing that Link is in an actual relationship with Zelda is an improvement

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    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TOTK overtly showing that Link is in an actual relationship with Zelda
      it doesn't though. it shows overtly that he's not in a relationship with her. they don't even live together.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They better make him respectable in the next game. I am sick of gaybait sissy Link.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO
      why would they change the winning formula that in a single game outsold all previous titles combined????

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you believe Link being a b***h was integral to botw's success I will fight you

        Cute men are the only men who are respectable. If you're ugly you don't even qualify as human.

        He can be handsome but I resent making him pathetic and weak. It's stupid. That's not the kind of man who does the things he does, fighting, adventuring and putting himself on the line.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I will fight you
          and you will lose
          nu-link is popular among females, as popular as kpop
          kids don't care, most guys don't care
          it's probably the only woke formula that actually worked as advertised, that is, broadening the player bases (as opposed to naked homosexual propaganda)

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's anti woke though. the message that boys can be pretty as boys, without calling themselves girls, is inherently anti-woke. femboys are as offensive as the word Black person to trannies and israelites.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >femboys are as offensive as the word Black person to trannies and israelites
              Correct. They ban you from saying the word 'trap' because it's an affront to transgender propaganda.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >making him pathetic and weak
          But he isn't.
          That's you projecting your insecurity, and nowhere foudn i the game or lore.
          Maybe it's time you grow up and stop wasting your time with children's toys, anon.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          SO you think Link being a handsome beautiful Aryan male isn't part of the success???
          LMAO, next thing you'll say is beaut women don't belong in vidya too!!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute men are the only men who are respectable. If you're ugly you don't even qualify as human.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I am sick of gaybait sissy Link.
      This idea of Link being gaybait is almost entirely the cause of gays claiming the character. If it weren't for the gays you wouldn't be thinking Link was gaybait.
      In short you're letting gays influence your view of the character instead of just relying on the text of the material itself. That is your problem, not the game's.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        SEXO

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          neck too thick, shoulder and collarbone area too defined.

          ruined.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            you have no taste.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Link is a MAN, you queer.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            the contrast is the best part you philistine

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol no. You really believe nintendo arent fully leaning into it pleasing the homos/girls into yaoi? With the crossdressing outfits in the game?
        Also when they made the new ganondorf design they fully intentionally wanted people going "daddy ganondorf my husbando"
        BotW and TotK are stock full with fetish fanservice

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it wrong it feels to me Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom are TOO big?
    I loved exploring in the older Zeldas from SNES and gameboy. I loved the freedom in A Link Between Worlds.
    But in BOTW and TOTK I end up tiring after some time. Took me a year playing sporadically to beat BOTW because of that. And while I started TOTK and was amazed when you walk away from the cave in the prologue to find yourselves in the sky, I’m already losing the interest while not even visiting all the shrines on the skies.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Link is the only white male lead we have left
    >let alone blonde blue eyed
    without Nintendo, you'd be slurping nig cum all day
    be grateful

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hylians
      >white

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick ToTK Link...
    but in his regular outfit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      but I am not gay, no homo

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        ofc we no homo

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I understand making Link a prettyboy but I don't understand giving him Keira Knightleys body

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's for all the pedos itt.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >link is supposed to be a blank slate for the player to identify with
      >market survey shows a lot of females bought switches
      >make link somewhat more androgynous so that both males and females can identify with him
      its really not that hard

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        also doubles as troony propaganda for white boys 😉

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You mean anti troony propaganda. Depictions of beautiful men are poison to trannies and their ideology.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            troons fear the beautiful men

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You mean anti troony propaganda. Depictions of beautiful men are poison to trannies and their ideology.

              >that coping
              Snoyderman 2 threads are thata-way

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>make link somewhat more androgynous so
        He isn't. He's obviously a boy and you're gay if you're attracted to him.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm gay

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd frick him and suck his dick, no homo.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gay
          No, just a bipedo.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know what's really fricking hilarious? All of the people who brought into the meme that he was bi in Breath of the Wild. Just for Nintendo to shit all over them in Tears of the Kingdom

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >sidon
            delusion fujos aren't "people"

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    these two guys do the same thing. enjoy a game where there is no equal

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I cant fathom how much of a degenerate you have to be to come up with an that image. I'd rather my son turn out a homosexual than some loser that spends this much time actively making content for something he dislikes.
    I hope you have a nice day soon you fricking failure. I have never played a zelda game in my life and you still disgust me.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked twilight princess and not just because midna sexo

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Twink bussy

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Besides the child bearing hips he looks great.
    Just don't wear the Frostbite armor. Why the frick did they make it a halter top with capris?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the cum window open back is very important

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The lobster shirt and the climbing capris or the Zonai leg wraps are also good

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks fine, i don't care if homosexuals and women sexualize him.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Made a few design changes, hope you don't mind.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want bare legs tunic link back

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >boy wearing a miniskirt
      kinda gay, ngl

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks, bro, here is yours

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >feminine guy
      >muscular with defined abs/biceps
      this is new

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        For you maybe but it’s called an ambush anon

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ambushes/masculine femboys aren't really anything new
        But congrats on acquiring patrician taste!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ow

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those nipple rings are a miss

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        femboys are masochists, you wouldn't get it

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're also a pederast, it looks like.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sauce?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No they’re not they complain when you lick their nipples a lot when they’re pierced and I love licking twink nipples so it’s really fricking annoying they don’t even look that hot

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zelink won btw.
    You lost btw.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Licky licky Linley’s nipples

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does a male character have a hip-waist ratio like this?

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Soldier Armor
    >Soldier Greaves
    >Snowquill Headress
    >zelda's white horse
    >royal horse set
    >flower mane
    That's my hero

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very sexy hero, yes.

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Fugtrup Link

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Link needs to catfish other men in order to save Hyrule. Please understand.

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are there so many people with a sissy fetish now? what happened?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      prison gay/porn addiction

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of people grew up with porn. Totally unrestricted access to porn. It would be insane to claim that won't frick up your brain in one way or annother.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >suddenly

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shout out to the true underrated skimpy outfit: Miner's Top

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a hero is valued based on their physical appearance
    Captain Olimar is one of the coolest protagonist heroes in gaming and he's a middleaged wageslave dad with a knack for biology.

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want link and zelda to suck my wiener at the same time, its not fair

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    sexiest outfit in the game, easily
    dress trannies need not apply

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    hes so cute

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ZelinkOP is gonna freak!

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which are Zeldagays so gay these days? Either Gay Link porn or Zelda NTR.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      nintendo fans. same shit with peach NTR'd by bowser. grown ass manchildren.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Zelda NTR
        >Peach NTR
        >Samus NTR
        >Pokémon girls NTR
        You might be unto something anon

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've noticed Vinesauce, a self proclaimed nintendo superfan can't go 5 minutes without doing some sex joke. He even did a blacked joke with his shitty alien VTuber persona on his youtube channel.

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you really a Zelda fan if you don't lust after Link?
    That's why the series is called Legend of Zelda! You're supposed to self-insert as Zelda!

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    plz

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enormous birthing hips

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      *bokoblin birthing hips

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        based

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          w-what’s happening here

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Link is clearing a bokoblin camp

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    TotK makes Gankertroons seethe because - not only is it the best adventure game ever made - it centres around the wholesome love story between a white heterosexual couple

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      zelink schizo does it for free

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >link
      >hetero
      lol
      he might be white but those genes end with him

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Put your trip back homosexual

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Link is so androgynous they might as well be a yuri couple.

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My hero is a fricking torso.

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this kills the Zelinkop Black person
    He ain’t gonna like this guys

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    game: blouses

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    <3

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are tendies so gay?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      mindbroken from childhood by an abusive company that openly treat them like cattle

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muscular Ganon for the homosexual homosexuals
      >sissy Link for the trannies and pedos
      They know what they are doing.

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing wrong with cute boys!

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Weak chest
    >Narrow shoulders
    >Small traps
    >Broad hips
    Have the game designers never seen a man before?

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Link is an effeminate homosexual who deserves to be cucked. Zelda deserves a real man like Ganondorf to continue the royal bloodline instead.

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lunkheads still seething no one actually cares about how much time they've wasted at the gym
    BotW/TotK is the gift that keeps on giving.

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys do realize you can have a thin male character who doesn't look like a roided up gorilla nor some fujo's catamite fap fantasy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer fujo's catamite fap fantasy over your slack-jawed homosexual with a pathetic looking beard

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        His transformation from a trust fund city slicker to a jungle warrior legend was kino.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >THE DEFINITION OF LE INSANITY
          Everyone I know who liked fc3 was an unbearable console Hispanic so I never bothered

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thought that was Nathan Drake for a second

      I prefer fujo's catamite fap fantasy over your slack-jawed homosexual with a pathetic looking beard

      You say that when BOTW/TOTK Link is a mouth breather in-game

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Link is killing it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would be better without the wig

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Link isn't a troony. He just likes indulging in Zelda's kinks.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      do girls actually like crossdressers or is that a meme

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know certain lesbians who are, otherwise probably not. Women are known for their shit taste thoughover.

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was links destiny to be a bottom

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