AVGN is right you know.

He's right you know.

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    i liked avgn, but honestly he is just past his prime at this point and being dragged along like a undead corpse by the fat fricks he works with

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      James Rolfe not owning Cinemassacre is bananas. Of course this shit has been soulless for, picrel is his boss on his own channel.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        What’s funny is this guy was just his technician in the early days, but somehow he ended up owning the entire business kek

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah it's almost like james is a massive pushover in addition to not being very smart.
          even though he should be dedicating most of his time to his work his wife still forces him to take care of the kids so much that apparently he doesn't have time to do anything else anymore. the fat frick probably just ASKED james if he could be the owner and james just went "uh yeah cool okay i dunno"

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I wouldn’t be surprised if James is getting fricked over hard by the contract. On the other hand he seems to be pretty clueless about what running a YT channel requires these days so maybe selling Cinemassacre was a blessing.

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >youtube game reviewer lecturing anyone else about work

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mike Matei has a 10 inch wiener

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta be longer. He's just very modest about it.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cinamasacare fans only know one joke

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      big if true

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do agree, it's hard to relax with a keyboard as compared with a controller (And I speak as primarily a PC gamer), but it's hard to play your best or play optimally with a controller as opposed to keyboard for Shooters and RPGs.

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get how console players can stand gaming on a couch way back from the TV on a gamepad. You just have so little control compared to being up-close to a monitor with keyboard and mouse.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      a big tv compensates for distance usually

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a homosexual incel, a game isn't meant to be super autistic about controls, its supposed to be fun.

      While a sexless fat incel like you is programming your gay pussy repellant light up Razer keyboard, I'm finishing up my quick game sesh of R6 and then I head to the gym.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't get how console players can stand gaming on a couch way back from the TV
      What kind of tiny ass TV do you have then? One from 2005?

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cinemassacre in the last 2 months
    This is what midlife crisis looks like

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    who?

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't have time for either.

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    can't wait bros

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      pcbros... we can finally play.... based valve

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only games that should be played with keyboard are strategy games and point n shooties.

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Games have used keyboards for over 40 years at this point. Who fricking cares what input you use. Simple as.

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which video is that from?

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Drive to/for work
    >AVGN says you're not allowed to have fun driving a car anymore
    Why isn't he letting me have fun?

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This is having time.
    >This is not having time.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >filename

      All my keks!

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    What about simulators games?

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >consoles
    >play
    as if I needed any more proof that this moron is an out-of-touch boomer washout

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      the games PLAY themselves, he's right you know

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      You misstyped pc there

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this is pretend that you played anything since 1995

  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >doesnt play or like video games
    >prefers a controller

    exactly

  19. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"I invented work."
    -James "Too Busy "Working" To Work" Rolfe

  20. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that this guy still burns files to DVDs

  21. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't he play games for a living?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      He plays maybe an hour or two of a game and films/edits for a week in order to make one video. He doesn't play games for a living, no.

  22. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
  23. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes he's a bit cringe if I'm gonna be honest. I'm only 31 but I have two cousins in their 40s that literally only play on PC now despite growing up with the same shit James did.

  24. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    some games are better with controller
    some games are better with mouse and keyboard

  25. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    We all know James is just a puppet. It's Mike actually pulling the strings and writing the scripts. James has the charisma while Mike has the actual vidya knowledge

  26. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >AVGN has more money, a better collection and a bigger dick than I'll ever have
    Why live?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because your existence isn't fueled off of neets praising you for reviewing old shit games. Be proud anon

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's a balding, unattractive nerd?

      unless you're one of those too.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        A balding, unnatractive nerd with money, a big collection and a big penis. In 10 years or so he could become ugly bastard if he wanted to.

        Literally living the dream.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, AVGN's revenue is pitiful. He needed screenwave to save him from going under, after his kid was born.

  27. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This cringe shit coming out of someone's mouth
    >realize the ACDC shirt

    Oh boy it all makes sense now. May as well break out the new balance lawn shoes and b***h about how cell phones are impossible to figure out.

  28. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    anyone know what glasses avgn wears? thanks reddirt

  29. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This is time
    >This is no time
    Nothing but good memories...

  30. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, because PC ae nothing more than glorified typewriters.

  31. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes, I agree with him now but until I graduated in uni I didn't
    my hands can't take all that mouse clicking and typing abuse it used to able to

  32. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I use a controller on pc whenever I can.

  33. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >doing the monster mash is work
    >tweaking a dwarf's nipples is play
    What did he mean by this?

  34. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have multiple controllers for my PC and honestly don't even take them out of the drawer that often. Even stuff like Psychonauts 2 recently was more comfortable on MKB.

  35. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this is work

  36. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Virgins prefer PC because it's a less casual way of gaming. Normalgays with GFs and wives almost always do casual console gaming.
    Pussy = lost time
    Lost time = less gaming
    Don't fall for pussy lads, be volcel PC chads.

  37. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This is work and play.

  38. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Literal shortbus gay who wants to be Wayne from Wayne's World
    >Being right about anything

  39. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This is an hour of work.

  40. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this is how you trigger pc gays
    BTFO

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      the fact that fighting game gays or arcade gays aren't being triggered by this is surprising.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        fighting gamers just bash the buttons with their fist

  41. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >man who never had to work in his life talking about work
    Lol, lmao

  42. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw finally realized after many years on PC why it always felt off-putting because of this image
    Is this... the power... of true enlightenment...

  43. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    honestly it would be kind of nice to have a friend who fricks my gf for me, you get bored.

  44. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    This guy's career is built on playing video games yet he can hardly even play them, his reviews are bad too, you are just watching them for le epic angery reaction. All in all his content is complete shit.

  45. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly think he might be legitimately moronic

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's definitely poorly educated. I remember him not knowing what harpies or river Styx were in some greek game.

  46. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's the no time Nerd

  47. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >top
    Work & play.
    >bottom
    Waste of time.

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