50 thoughts on “Hey anon! You seem to be having a bad day. Come here, take a sip and tell Banjo what’s wrong”

  1. Banjo, I hate scrotes but I CANNOT stop thinking about big black jungle bunny ass. I fucking need a big thick black GF to just fucking bounce on my cock. What do I do?

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  2. I’m starting to have impostor syndrome. I just graduated college in a pretty niche field and got lucky to find a job in that field but now everyone keeps staking responsibilities on me because I get good feedback from our clients and I just don’t think I’m qualified/experienced enough to actually produce quality enough content at the rate they’re asking me to and I’m scared it’s all just going to balloon out of control and some day they’ll realize I actually have no idea what I’m doing and fire me.

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  3. It’s the scrotes banjo. They are everywhere. Used to live in an all white city, sometimes you’d see a spic dumping the trash or a nig begging for money but outside those rare occurrences it was heaven. Now…. now I walk down the street and all I hear is the hundering of basketballs hitting the pavement, the hooting and hollering of knuckledragging pavement apes and the squeals of spicoid mutt children.
    I dont think I can keep going.

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  4. >New Halo MCC update
    >Play online
    >Get my shit kicked in
    >Repeatedly
    It was a rough night where i should have stopped sooner than i actually did. I’ve gotten too used to playing splitgate.

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  5. i left my house for the first time in three months, and everybody around me seemed to have a place to go or a purpose for being around
    really i wonder how people have so many things to do since i am usually aimless unless i’m getting food or sleeping
    i never see anyone wandering except homeless, it makes me think i’ll end up like them

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  6. I want to be hot and cute and handsome and have a boyfriend that loves me and I can play Vidya with and I can cook for him and spoil him with my love and he gives me all of his love and return and kisses me and cuddles me on the couch and at night

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  7. I have had the worst week in my life last week and have been just going down a mental rabbit hole as I lack closure on my situations. I’m in a weird void where I’m seething/sad/accepting of my circumstances. Life fucking sucks.

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  8. Iโ€™m struggling at work and I almost never feel competent. That and my workplace is toxic and I canโ€™t see my family who are halfway across the world.
    But at least Iโ€™m making progress.

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  9. last time I had a bf was when I was 22. I’m 33 now. That’s also the last time I had any contact with a person romantically or otherwise.

    I just want to feel those feelings with someone again but after over 10 years its like…I’m just going to end up piling up more 10 and 10 and 10 years until I’m gone? it hurts

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    • I can’t even bring myself to trust anyone to get intimate with lover much less friends due to my experiences growing up.

      I just want a kind, sweet girl to cuddle and tell me it’s going to be okay but I can’t even bring myself to do it because of my toxic family.

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    • I can’t even bring myself to trust anyone to get intimate with lover much less friends due to my experiences growing up.

      I just want a kind, sweet girl to cuddle and tell me it’s going to be okay but I can’t even bring myself to do it because of my toxic family.

      homosexuals

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  10. >bank almost lost $16,000 of my money
    >chiller exploded and hit me with water in the nuts with 50lbs of pressure
    >same time a bunch of nurses were at my school, so I look like I wet myself
    >parents complaining that I haven’t made them grandkids yet and how they are failures
    >attempt to talk to girl online, but she talks in memes and irritated me
    >failed at making philly cheesesteaks

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  11. I feel like I’m in an inescapable situation and no matter what I do I can’t get out of it to the point where I don’t even want to try anymore because every time I do try my best I get fucked over by forces beyond my control or because of petty bullshit I just can’t seem to break the cycle.

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  12. The things that once brought me joy just feel hollow now. I don’t look forward to new games, current games just feel like a way to pass time, and even the old games I used to enjoy don’t actually make me feel anymore. The same thing happened to my other hobbies as well. Everything that brought me joy in the past doesn’t make me feel anything anymore. Also I never liked your games.

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