>Hey buddy, I'm Caveman. It's nice to meet you.
>I'm Chibi, nice to meet you too
>Look, you seem like a cool dude, but I really need the couch to be free so I can concentrate on my run. Do you mind?
>Not at all. I'll just go sit over there.
>Thanks, bro. Maybe we can meet up later and grab a beer.
>Sure, I'd like that. Take it easy.
>You too.
Why was this so hard?
they are two imageboard browsing incels, not two dudebro chads
>Thanks, bro. Maybe we can meet up later and grab a beer
pretty autistic outburst at the end but other than that it was fine
My name is Tomba the Mighty.
Why did Chibi rape young girls?
all that greentext feels like a prelude to a gay porn movie
every time I see a speedrun related thread on Ganker I yearn for the days of /srg/
Jesus christ this happened almost a decade ago.
Chibi got worse since then.
a) i don't even know who chibi is
b) i don't care, i was just pointing out that Ganker has been obsessed with this shit for almost a decade.
It was a kino moment
>Speedrunners are cringelords
Great thread dude. You must be a speed runner because your thread sucks
Why didn't Caveman just kick him off the couch?
>why didnt either autistic person handle the social situation better
Yes
bro if youre in a wheelchair just get up smdh
Actual skill issue. Grind irl, moron.
Why did they ban fumos?
mike uyama hates fun so he just banned everything (cosplaying, fumos, jokes, etc)
Speedrun = autism
JUST
Why did she do that in the middle of the run and is she a he?
thanks for treating us to cold drinks onichan
maybe we can treat you to a hot drink in bed 😉
they are...HOT
how do i get one of them as my gf?
Get the fricking rope
SEXXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO holy shit imagine those pawgs in bed twerking
they just look american to me
>all have black BFs
whitebros, we lost
i love that there is no one near their table,they are all as far away as possible
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA AWOOGA AWOOGA HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAL EEHAW EEHAW *WOLF WHISTLE* HELLOOOOOO NURSE
They came in a group of nine Wearing dresses that were not fine They sat at a table in the food court And ordered everything on the menu for sport
They ate like pigs with no manners Spilling food on their clothes and banners They burped and farted with no shame And laughed at anyone who came
They smelled like rotten eggs and cheese And made everyone around them sneeze They scared away the other customers With their loud voices and vulgar gestures
They stayed for hours and made a mess And left without paying or saying bless They were the worst sight anyone had seen They were the nine men in dresses, so mean
what is the point of posting a screenshot if you're just going to type what the screenshot says?
>what is the point of posting a screenshot if you're just going to type what the screenshot says?
to assert my dominance you b***h
I was going to pick the cutest one to make a would meme but honestly not even ironically
the one with butterfly is really cute :3
she would make a perfect trad wife
Angry that some pretty attractive WOMEN enjoy hanging out together in public while you shitpost alone in your filthy bedroom jerking off the women you can never touch? Only chuds will respond to this.
Is dist still a hormonal b***h every single stream or has he mellowed? His outbursts at the most banal chat were amusing and I need something to watch.
By the time caveman understoof how annoying and distracting chibi was the run was already well underway. He is trying to continue performing the speedrun and have an awkward conversation at the same time. His only other option was to accept chibis autism and not saying anything
so confirmed santas number 1 helper is a squirrel 🙂
Ok that does it, just shut the frick up homosexual
but you are correct
I would really prefer if you stopped talking.
thread theme
>"Oh uh hey dude uh...no offense but I don't know you and I don't really feel comfortable having a stranger on the couch when I'm doing this."
>"Oh, I'm sorry! I was invited up here because it's my birthday..."
>"Oh really? Hey, Happy Birthday man. Hey I know a couple of lulls in the speed run, why don't you sit in the front row and I'll give you a couple of birthday shoutouts right?"
>"OK, sure dude."
>"No problem, what's your name?"
>"Chibi."
>"Chibi huh? Well nice to meet you Chibi, I'm Caveman"
>shakes hands and moves on with the speed run
if only
if i was caveman i woulda asked for total silence for every part
No human talks like this.
no, YOU don't talk like this because you're an antisocial loser
big difference
Stay mad Chibi, your thread sucks too.
>Shut the frick up you dumb homosexual
Why was this so hard?
he sounded abrasive but was polite
you are being a total c**t and would've been just banned from the competition
I'd be embarassed to not be banned from a troony convention.
and that's why you have no friends
I got more friends than the professional video game cheater
you wouldn't have even said this irl to him kek how pathetic
>did you ever notice that pigs are evil?
>hello there buddy, my name is Chibi. I was invited to the stage for my birthday and was hoping you would be fine with me staying on the couch for this run.
>pleased to meet you, Chibi, I am known as Caveman as you likely know and I will be the runner for Toomba 2 the evil swine return coming up next. while I understand you are communicating your desire to follow this run from the couch in celebration of your birthday, in a situation like that with high pressure and high focus required by me during many sections of the game I would prefer a person there who I know and trust and who knows the game well enough to understand when to speak and when to be silent. this person could likely also offer more informative commentary for the audience. as you can see it would be in the best interest of the event as a whole if you watched from the audience.
>while I do feel rejection and disappointment after hearing your thoughts I understand and respect them. I hope we can get to know each other better over the course of the event, perhaps over a drink or two at the hotel bar, if you please?
>that sounds great Chibi, I will see you tonight at the hotel bar. enjoy the run!
was it really THAT hard?
>"I LIKE THAT DECK!"
>pulls out 6 Exodia Cards
>Kaiba "something didn't seem right about that"
>Kaiba "I am accusing you of cheating. So I will analyze this later and conclude with more information later."
hellooooo biinny