>His favourite xman wasn't Chadclops

>His favourite xman wasn't Chadclops
When is his game coming out? No one wants ANOTHER wolverbore game

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Chadclops
    I'm so sorry anon but he's a cuck now.
    >Him and Wolverine are in a poly with Jean
    >Recent X-Men issue he let Jon Hamm dance with Jean because he's one of her "hall passes".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is simply why you stop reading western comics

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon... everyone who liked comics stopped reading them like seven years ago or more.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Him and Wolverine are in a poly with Jean
      I refuse to believe that this is true.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It isn't, wolverine just fricks whoever he wants

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Good(?)
          Frick "polyamorous" Black folk. Cuckoldry with extra steps.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It is. The entire run has this on crazy pills feel, and it's really hard to tell whether writers are serious about it or just taking a piss with how pozzed the field is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Chadclops
        I'm so sorry anon but he's a cuck now.
        >Him and Wolverine are in a poly with Jean
        >Recent X-Men issue he let Jon Hamm dance with Jean because he's one of her "hall passes".

        It's true

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Goddamn. I fricking hate Jean Grey.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is something i started to notice being pushed recently in comics.
          In DC Brian Bendis tried to push the idea that Lois was cucking Superman with Lex Luthor before getting shit on and dropping. Same with Tom King trying to push that Catwoman was cucking Batman with the Joker. That's apparently is the "in" thing nowadays. Turning characters gay or cucks.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            {{{BENDIS}}}
            {{{KING}}}

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Him and Wolverine are in a poly with Jean
      I refuse to believe that this is true.

      There have been many incarnations where wolverine fricks Jean before Scott does it's kinda sucks for Scott. Imagine a girl you like and she chooses your bully and has sex with him and not you. She then chooses you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like some cuck shit. Instead i like to imagine stealing a girl of some fricking wimp, and once im done with drilling her a new one i let her go back to him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      meh emma frost is hotter than jean anyways

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They have been trying to bury Chadclops since he was right in AvX.
      I wonder what they will do next. Make him a pedo?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        didn't they already try that with the time mutant who was his fan

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite Xmen was Capcom Rogue

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    JEAAAAAAAN!

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    X-Men is western animeshit

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like Forget-me-not. He's literally me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      never heard of him

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wolverine and Cyclops is a tale as old as time itself

    beta goodie two shoes lanklet vs giga chad relationship destroyer manlet

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like Bamf.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More like shitecrawler

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember back in Marvel Heroes me and my buddies would stand around Cyclops players in a circle since our team name was 'Cyclops is the Worst'. Game ran like shit and was super predatory when I played but I miss it kinda.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Marvel Heroes
      It still hurts. Also, Cyke was one of my most played heroes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Marvel Heroes Omega
        frick is this? It looks like an inferior Ultimate Alliance

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >frick is this?
          a very comfy hack & slash where you would just go into the downtown, bully the frick out of criminals by spamming spells with other heroes, then leave without elaborating further
          it was a shit game, but a comfy kind of shit game

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I miss you muggas

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Diablo II, but Marvel.

          Literally.
          As the game was spearheaded by David Brevick, the father of the genre and its namesake, at Gazillion.

          But corporate shenaniganry was afoot at the company related to an investing firm that was hard at work strongarming its will on the company's board and was very much planning to destroy the whole thing from the inside out by turning it much more micro-pay laden and insidious and forcing the development team to dumb it down for consoles to maximize exposure and profits.
          Ultimately the whole house of cards was brought down through a line of office scandals culminating in Disney no longer standing for the fact that they could be associated with that kind of sexually deviant behavior, and pulling the Marvel license from Gazillion. This caused their investors to bail and the whole thing burned down in big ol' trash-fire.

          Man... the Midtown Madness timed special events; I'll never forget. Those were awesome.
          ::sigh::

          ... nostalgia hitting hard right now 🙁

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >frick is this?
            a very comfy hack & slash where you would just go into the downtown, bully the frick out of criminals by spamming spells with other heroes, then leave without elaborating further
            it was a shit game, but a comfy kind of shit game

            Disabling the ability to get F4 characters a year before EoS wasn't a bad sign?
            >tfw no other diablo clone have an ability like IW's hamster ball that was actually good

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked all the Xmen from the 90's cartoon. It's a shame that in every movie and game all the Xmen characters, except for Wolverine and Xavier, have been treated and portrayed very badly. And to make things worse now Disney want to change the name to Xpeople or something.
    The Xmen never got their time to shine even though they along with Spiderman carried Marvel for decades.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a shame that in every movie and game all the Xmen characters, except for Wolverine and Xavier, have been treated and portrayed very badly.
      I really like Storm and Magneto in the movies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >What happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?
        >The same thing that happens to everything else.
        Kino.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          As cringe as that line is, Halle Berry's delivery sold it enough it didn't bother me when I heard it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I really like Storm and Magneto in the movies
        well yeah Ian McKellen was based and Halle Berry has nice breasts, but Storm pretty much sucks in the movies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, Xmen 1-3 and Xmen with quicksilver are good. Magneto is awesome.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you care about Marvel shit? Have you not seen what they did with their latest movies and comics? Please explain why you still care about this stuff.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my mommy Emma..

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it would be nice to get something different for a change, but cyclops is just weak for a game
    where is my time traveling action packed mystery solving Cable game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cable is Deadpool's side character now.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gets shot one time on a mission, dead
    cyclops has an OP projectile but he wouldn't last.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >chadclops
    >chad mlp

    https://vocaroo.com/19EG7LoBNOqc

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Modern Marvel literally made Cyclops and Wolverine gay for each other. They are pushing boring invincible magic users like Dr Strange and the witch c**t instead of real heroes like Iron Man and Spidey.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Gambit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mon frere.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A Gambit game would be so sick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BASED. Trench coat+spandex is peak superhero fashion

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His power doesn't lend to much fun gameplay. He just shoots laser from his eyes.
    Also Cap already fills the morally virtuous leader type better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He’s pretty dope in MvC2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >morally virtuous leader type
      What makes Clops interesting imo is he's an anal retentive boy scout without the clout that most super hero leaders have so he's basically a massive ball of stress ready to erupt or break down at any given moment, sort of played off of how his power is a massive uncontrollable death laser only kept contained by a thin sheet of special glass. He's constantly plagued with guilt and worry. He has the entire weight of the world on his shoulders.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In short, he's a hero among sociopaths.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No. The point is that the only thing which KEEPS him a 'hero' is his little scouts rule book. He has very little actual heroic fibre and when he is forced to cut them loose and lets guise of morality slip, he's more of an animal than a feral Wolverine.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like modern comic book filth to me.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    look at him go

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His flappy hands always make me laugh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OPTIC BLAST

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the Chad Stride

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know when they put him into a new game it's going to be in some inferior costume. What is he even wearing these days? I'm not even sure if he's currently alive.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's alive, but marvel shafted all the lead xmen for new OCs. They're also horribly out of character now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm so sorry bro.... his new costume is pozzed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based magik

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's honestly a pretty good line up except for Firestar

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I actually liked the last team so we shall see how this one stacks up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My chuuni demon wife.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The way the comics try to push that sharing your wife with other men is "cool" and "proper" as a husband is just fricked up, and placing that as a NEXT EVOLUTIONARY behavior doubly so.

        No, homie. You aren't enlightened for being a cuckold.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What? That looks good.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It’s just a gala outfit for one issue

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are the two on the sides Corsair and Havock? Also who is the token black?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Forge and havoc

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Aw shit, I member Forge. I didn't recognize hom outside the suit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Black dude is synch

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Forge
          Havock
          Magik
          Iceman
          Firestar

          the token is Synch. he basically can just copy peoples powers.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Black person steals other people powers
            Based writers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Looking at that deep V cut to the point where you could see his pubes poking out I'm guessing Jean still mindraped him into thinking he's gay?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Those costumes are terrible

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know shit about comics other than the cartoons we had. Who is the smug semen demon in the middle?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Magik

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Does she ever do anything hot?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              she is a drawing

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the juggernaut

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >For me it's the juggernaut
      BITCH

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wish vinny jones would pick on the wrong guy one day and get his skull bashed in

        On minecraft I mean

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What a terrible movie

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So how did the mutant killing cloud storyline with extremist cyclops end?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking nothing, as usual. The killer cloud was a meta version of Disney who wanted to replace them with Inhumans because they did have the movie rights to those, but they turned that back when they realized no one gives a frick about inhumans and they got the rights back from Fox so there was no point to keep deleting them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The killer cloud was a meta version of Disney
        wait for real?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not in the actual sense but it came out of nowhere and created more Inhumans while killing Mutants, and a happy coincidence that Disney Marvel was doing the Inhumans show at the time and also made Magneto's children Wanda and Pietro inhumans and also not his children because they wanted to use them in movies and series. It's very obvious why it happened.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >also made Magneto's children Wanda and Pietro inhumans and also not his children because they wanted to use them in movies and series
            and now both of them are dead in the MCU and they introduced 90s Xavier in MoM, really makes you think

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah hindsight is a b***h. They really thought they could make people stop caring about the X-men and made them love Inhumans, but then that series hit and it blew up in their face hard.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Always has been.

    OPTIC BLAST!

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gambit all day erry day, ma chere.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why is he never in the movies?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It takes the ultimate charisma chad to cast Gambit, people like that don't exist anymore.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Looking at who they cast for Hercules, I don't think they care for authenticity.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          a young RDJ could have done it in the 90s, sad!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Did people forget that RDJ was cooked out and/or in prison for most of the 90s?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              so? he's got the looks, the charisma and the talent

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the guy plays cards
        >someone in america loses it all after gambling his entire life
        >blames it on the character and sue
        they just don't want to bother with this shit, can't blame them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ahem

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >One more Royale with Cheese mon ami

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >duct tape boots

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My favourite Xmen is Cyclops though. so I mean... ?

    His favourite Fantastic Four isn't Mr Fantastic

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Could you imagine a mostly* fully destructible Cyclops game where you just fricking blast through sewers and vaporize the walls and detach torsos from legs as you rescue b***hes throwing them over your shoulder like "mam just stay still and itll be over in no time" BZZZZZZZZWAP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >change Cyclops blasts from lasers to concussive energy from different dimension
      Can he even dismember people anymore?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was always a portal from the punch dimension.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It used to be solar power, I think they even mention it in the animated series.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I imaging since he can make his punchbeam very wide, he could potentially make it very small and thin as well.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care for Cyclops but he consistently has the best uniforms.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My favourite was always Chadcrawler

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Expect night crawler to be a little b***h in the rise of Phoenix film
      >friend dies from ayy lmao
      >dude pulls off some X2 teleport kills
      >transports alien b***h in front of the moving train with a big grin on his face
      COMPLETLY redeemed his character from the apocalypse movie.

      That rise of Phoenix film was pretty damn good and better than. I expected it to be since.
      The GOT redhead b***h wasn't half bad as jene and she gets a pass because she killed of Jennifer garners weak ass excuse for mystique.
      WHO THE FRICK THOUGHT TURING MYSTIQUE INTO MARTIN/MYSTIQUE LUTHER KING FREEDOM FIGHTER WAS A GOOD IDEA?!

      Seriously the original mystique in the first 2 films shits all over garner and she barely had any fricking lines
      MOVIE gayS GET IN HERE AND PROVE YOUR SUPERIOR TASTE

      THE BEST X MEN FILMS:
      Logan
      DOFP
      X2
      DEADPOOL 1 & 2
      X1
      Dark Phoenix

      The mediocre:
      The wolverine
      X men origins wolverine
      First class

      The worst:
      The last stand
      Apocalypse

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Logan
        >DOFP
        Yeah I'm thinking based. DoFP might be the best and most genuine capekino we ever receive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In the current comics he abandoned his Catholisicm (which is something that defined his character since forever) to make his own mutant religion (which is not really even a religion but some bullshit belief system about believing anything you want).

      In general though the X-Men are now a mutant supremacist sex cultist ethnostate now with an inflated egotrip because they invented a resurrection system which now makes them all basically immortal (a good lot of long dead X-men have all been since revived). That's the current state of the X-Men comics and the X-men comic fans are all eating it and think it's about time that mutants are now the literal opposite of how they were because they all deserved it. The characters are literally acting so casually racist and supremacist against humans now and they see nothing wrong with it.

      I'm so sorry bro.... his new costume is pozzed

      Nice bait anon. Those are temporary costumes they have for the mutant gala event. Literally everyone dressed like fashion rejects.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What i find odd is how comic book editors/writers and comic book fans all hated when Cyclops was trying to be a "mutant revolutionary" despite that fitting his character arc and him not even doing anything racist or villainous, but then they go and accept this status quo that is even worse than whatever Cyclops did before just because. Not to mention the whole soiboyification of the character.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The fans liked it, who are you kidding. Every step of the way they were trying to demonise his actions. He was never meant to be the good guy in AVX. The only positive spin he was given was from Reed, which amusingly makes it all but fact he was in the right despite killing chuck.
          Then they made him the foil to everyone in a fairly neutral way until deciding to demonise him anew in IVX - where they promptly and swiftly killed him off.
          Rightclops has to be his most well received modern iteration despite all the factors at play.

          People forget that Scott was never the goody two shoes. He was the original brooding killing machine. Not a conflicted killer like logan but an angsty one. All the same he was THE power house and constantly brooded over how that power affected his life. The same brooding attracted Jean and made him take more responsibility and thereby incidentally get awarded leadership.
          He's always been an overly serious edgelord. The boy scout thing is a perversion of his original intent.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Religion bad, you don't want to upset people who don't read comics after all.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >When is his game coming out?
        Probably never ever.
        Disney is still very allergic to showing X-Men in pretty much anything game related; because it has lack of cross-media promotional tie-in to the MCU. They should really fricking retcon mutants in already. Like really; you can have Strange going dimension-tripping? But you can't have a big fat universal reset button? Which wouldn't just allow you to bring in the X-Men; but would also allow you to e.g. bring back Iron Man with a different actor after RDJ was released? (Or prepare a different Nick Fury; cuz' Jackson isn't going to be around forever either...)

        >X-men comic fans are all eating it and think it's about time that mutants are now the literal opposite of how they were because they all deserved it. The characters are literally acting so casually racist and supremacist against humans now and they see nothing wrong with it.

        The themes of surviving despite unjustifed persecution and being morally the good guy which always ran strong in the X-men comics. Those attracted a certain type of audience which identified with those themes and grew into a substantial if not dominant part of its fanbase.

        So really; is anyone here surprised that the fans will 'eat it up' when they get to turn the tables or that they see absolutely nothing wrong with being supremacist holier-than-thou; we-know-better buttholes? I mean; how blatant a parallel to things transpiring in various other subcultures in the real world are we looking for here?

        >his eyes shoot punches from the punch dimension
        wut?

        Cyclops' eye blast is not a pure energy blast.
        It is matter and in addition to having heat (because friction) it also has mass and thus concussive force.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >They should really fricking retcon mutants in already.
          I'm guessing you didn't see dr Strange?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Missed it in theaters due to the fricking Covid thing going through another rising wave.
            But if they actually finally started bringing back in mutants, or laying the groundwork for it - ... then GOOD! About fricking time!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Professor X shows up in his animated series wheelchair while the themesong plays in the background.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                [Spoiler]and gets his fricking neck broken[/Spoiler]

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ctrl S, mugga.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                oh motherfricker

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking buttholes, now he's crippled for life.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anon did you not like, watch any trailers for doctor strange? on that note also, X-Men got tons of love in MUA3, really would recommend playing that game if you love X-men

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >that mutants are now the literal opposite of how they were
        Mutants weren't initially anything. They were just a good excuse to have another prebaked reason for adversaries and allies. Rather than being set upon by men they just fought with each other trying not to start shit masquerade style.
        The whole "they're a stand in for blacks/gays" or whatever as the original premise is very obviously wrong. They can be used well to speak of persecuted groups but their persecution and subsequent responses were always their own. Co-existence was the desirable outcome because they weren't megalomaniacs but needless human worship was never necessary. They very clearly made it known that they wanted to deal with their own problems which is why it was odd for them to advise or assist other heroes and groups if dealing with a mutant adversary.
        Their current state of affairs isn't antithetical to anything.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you are an ordinary person minding your own business when you come across this,
    what do you do?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why the is the Daily Bugle not hating on the X-Men? Does James Jonah Jameson just hate Spiderman specifically?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jonah doesn't like that he's hiding who he is.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Magneto was always the coolest.

    WELCOME TO DIE

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cyclops is my favorite and I'd love to have a new game with him playable, but his powerset isn't good enough to carry its own game.

    My dream game would be third person action game with playable characters being Cyclops, Nightcrawler, Wolverine, Iceman, Colossus and Jean Grey. It starts in the Jim Lee-era X-men and gradually progresses to Cyclops leading the team in the Utopia base. Shitloads of villains and costumes. No Krakoa bullshit in sight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >His powerset isn't good enough

      the frick? acrobatic, augmented strength and laser eye beams. do you need a fricking grapple canon?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I guess it could work so long as the game gave you reasons not to constantly face blast your problems away. Like make you fight in wholly destructible environments and the entire structure would collapse on you if you don't use your eyeblasts tactically and sparingly.

        Now the only problem is that there aren't enough Cyclops fans to justify the game because most people have shit taste.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post the Japanese anime-styled opening

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That opening always makes me sad. It's like an advertisement for something great that will never exist.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      CRY FOR THE MOOO

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the original song is still leagues better

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The old animated series had excellent openings. The Hulk one was fricking cool.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they did him dirty in the movies its not fair bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only normiegays care about movie

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your clothes are green now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The hero roster is damn disappointing as frick.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do the regular red sunglasses cyclops wears block his laser vision?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because its made out of the same shit as his visor. why are you pretending to be moronic?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No. I mean the visor is pushed right up against his eyes/face. The glasses he just wears casually and they arent sealed around his eyes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the goggles and glasses that Cyclops wears are made of a form of "ruby quartz" which is capable of containing the energy generated by his optic blasts.
          how would the visor being sewed on to his suit matter if he can blast fricking walls down and giant robots and shit. frick you.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you freaking out. I mean how the visor is fully sealed around his eyes but the glasses have spaces where the lasers could fire out

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He just has to not look to the side. They're also pretty big aviators

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              rule of cool

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Apparently the beams go straightforward and don't blast anything in the periphery.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're made of ruby or some shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >laser

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >chad
    >getting cucked by a Canadian manlet
    pick one

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scott was always a douche.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't the whole most recent x-men storyline basically having Xavier go "you know what, after spending decades fighting so that humans and mutants can live in peace, you're right magneto, mutants and humans can't get along" and the two of them founding mutant Israel or something? It's been a while since I've read comics.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And Cyclops trying his hardest to become the "perfect husband and father" by inviting Wolverine as a bull come and live together with him and Jean Grey, who he got back together with because she is the mother of his children, all so Jean can be happy that now she got too have both Cyclops, as the perfect gentleman and father, and Wolverine, the perfect bad boy and sex beast. Cyclops' children even call Wolverine "uncle".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't Scott have a kid with someone else?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, he had a boy with a clone of Jean, after Jean died, and then he received with open arms a girl from the future that was made by the combining genes of both a version of himself and a version of Jean. They both now live with him and are also time-travelers.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >He had a boy with a clone
            So a kid with someone else.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The comics treat it as if it was the same thing. Specially because of some memory displacement shit or whatever.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't l know man, I don't think Peter would be down for Ben or Kaine fricking his gf even if he was dead at the time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Peter is currently friends with Norman, you think he would mind his own clones?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I dropped comics somewhere in Spencer's run, did anything come out of that centipede demon thing?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He was working towards undoing one more day. Editorial wouldn’t let him so instead he undid sins past and left comics writing behind to run substack comics

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, the most moronic Spider-Man story to date.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking why. I had faith he'd do some thing good with it since Foes was amazing. Are they still going with this shit or has Mysterio come in to recon it all or some shit yet?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, that's the best part, Mysterio was part of the plot hypnotizing Norman to believe he was fricking Gwen. Norman currently had his sins physically removed and implanted on Kafka's clone, and he's hovering over Peter as a guardian angel, who accepts this because uhhhhhhhh. No retcons yet.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I suddenly don't regret dropping comics, reading this. What the frick is wrong with Marvel and why do they hate their one character that people like? Spider-Man is the single reason why they haven't gone bankrupt and they've been giving him shit stories since the mid 90s.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'll say this, unlike Slott years at least this mess has generated some great OC.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If it retcons Norman getting Gwen pregnant it's a step in the right direction

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                At the cost of two characters people actually care about? No. It also means Harry kissed Peter.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Seriously.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Reminder that dr Octopus took over Peter's body and fricked a midget with it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >No, he had a boy with a clone of Jean, after Jean died, and then he received with open arms a girl from the future that was made by the combining genes of both a version of himself and a version of Jean. They both now live with him and are also time-travelers.
            fricking christ why does people read comics?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >implying Maddy is Jean
            lel, that's as moronic as supporting poly couples. That said, I like the new direction in theory. Seeing them as mythic God figures who are enjoying lavish lives which stretch into eternity everything starts to make sense in terms of their new and unusual morals.
            It's only when you, incorrectly, look at through the lens of their behaviours being human that things go pear shaped. They're all but Olympians presiding over Man at this stage and I like that. If they weren't shackled to marvel's scrotum they'd be able to tell some really interesting stories from this perspective.
            The distant future shit with either biological engineering or synthetic engineering in the form of mutants or sentinel is interesting enough and is a poignant allusion to the future of mankind today. Could have been done better of course but what can you do.

            X-men have slowly become more and more significant as their origins were tied into cosmic events, their adventures started spanning galactic empires and their terrestrial struggles became mundane and novel. It's hard to argue that they're not something akin to a perfect existence when few things in the setting are stronger than their greatest members and even their less relevant members can still band together to create resilient socities and have the favour of galactic civilizations as well as multiversal constants.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >It's only when you, incorrectly, look at through the lens of their behaviours being human that things go pear shaped.
              I don't remember Zeus being okay with being cuckolded by Hera, though.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But do you remember how like half the decagog is comprised of kids Zeus had with other women? Do you recall how much Hera seethed over it?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, but that's expected of him as a man.
                Hell, you can even see this in the modern comics despite the writers being woke as frick. Wolverine despite being treated as a domesticated bull in the X-Men comic, in X-Force or Wolverine solo series he's still presented as the wild and free man capable of going from to town banging hot chick. Because even the basedboy writers know what the character appeal is.
                But Cyclops? They're using him as a vehicle to push the whole "cuckoldry is the thinking men's fetish" bullshit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My point is not to compare the ethics of an immortal with our own. If you woke up tomorrow with the guarantee that nothing you do would kill you, you were more powerful than any one else and that you would live forever a lot of things would change.
                The greatest concern for something that will exist forever is, ultimately, investment in prolonged existence. The creepy sex cult shit everyone else was doing? All part of it. Again, seeing the scott/jean/logan thing is fricked sure, on the face of it. I fricking hate the idea of logan banging jean and I blame pop culture for making it a reality. But if we're being strictly 'death of the author' about it all then it's not such a big deal. In the context of the narrative where people are no longer bound by the laws of men and are exploring their new station it makes some sense.
                Also modern Jean is just fricked and everyone around her just becomes pozzed as anyway such that the bobby 'joke' feels real. So what can you do? If Scott wasn't portrayed as a fricking nobody while Jean became a council member and a big wig and Logan retained his reputation and wild persona then it'd be fine. Let him frick Emma on the side and give him a seat at the big kids' table given how he's fricking earned it at this stage.
                That's all it would take for me to accept this as part of their characters naturally evolving due to their new circumstances.

                After the foresight and determination he showed before he died it's like he's been suppressed just like Bobby's desire for clung.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >My point is not to compare the ethics of an immortal with our own. If you woke up tomorrow with the guarantee that nothing you do would kill you, you were more powerful than any one else and that you would live forever a lot of things would change.
                What i know wouldn't change is my desire to not see any men fricking my wife and mother of my children.

                Look, i get you. I do. Initially i loved the concept Jonathan Hickman was going for with the X-Men finding ways to clone themselves to keep themselves immortals, which served as an excuse to bring back a ton of cool dead characters, and them going hard sci-fi, because i always loved the weird science shit the X-Men would get into over the years. I even looked forward for the X-Men comic, because Hickman said Cyclops was his favorite character and i thought he'd do the character justice.
                But then he started to portray Cyclops as the stereotypical definition of a cuckolded husband who tries to justify his degenerative fetish as some virtuous and feminist stance, and nothing but a drone that follows everyone's orders in the name of the "cause", and as a fan of the character i just didn't found that shit regressive and nonsensical given his previous characterization, but also fricking stupid.

                So that was a major turn-off for me. Then it became clear that the new status quo wasn't actually going to go anywhere and was just an excuse for writers to push their woke nonsense in-between some stupid as frick comic arcs that has nothing to do with the establishing concept. So i gave up on them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not necessarily true. You inherent motivators for coupling would likely change. Not immediately but eventually. Legacy and reproduction become entirely irrelevant, for example.

                As to the other stuff, more or less agreed. Like I said at the start it's all good 'on paper' in actual fact the execution has been lacking somewhat. Reverting Scott's personality is dumb. Personally I'd like to see his relevance come back powerwise too. Bobby got Omega, so did Jean, Hank became a top 10 mind. Scott was originally the heavy hitter and just gets dropped down to a nobody. Even prior iterations ignore the fact that his blasts are intentionally weakened, or that he has perfect trig now.
                OG cyc was overwhelming magneto with nothing but kinetic energy. Then we get the retcons that only the trauma stops him from using it properly. The trig mutation. The sinister obsession. The entire Summers line of powers ect. ect.
                If you're going to slide the power levels, slide his a little or at least let the full extent of his powers come into play. There shouldn't be too many people he's losing to despite his power being fairly simple.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly, i'd have no problem if Wolverine and Jean Grey were a defacto couple, with Cyclops and Emma Frost or whatever other character being a thing. The whole Cyclops and Jean Grey duo was dead for years, because Jean Grey was dead, but even then nobody was looking forward for a redo of this couple. This shit started when they brought the original team - Cyclops, Jean Grey, Ice Man, Beast, and Angel - to the current time from the past as teenagers and started to tease some melodramatic bullshit about teenager Jean wanting to cuckold teenager Cyclops with the older Cyclops, or the even older time-traveling Wolverine, or the alternative universe Wolverine's son, or some nonsense. This because the writers had no idea what to do with the Jean character other than the age old love triangle.

                So with this new status quo they decided to use the older versions and just make Cyclops an unironic cuckolded for shit and giggles. This way they can keep the love triangle going by presenting Jean as a slay queen who get to have her perfect husband and perfect badboy boyfriend.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What the hell is this?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          See

          [...]
          It's true

          .

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            It's true

            >It's recent
            I can't find the year, but I saw some reddit discussion on it from 2019.
            Some basedgay decided to shoe in some cuck shit in the story, I bet you he is a cuck himself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, they completely ruined it. X-Men is my favorite comic and has some of the greatest runs of all time and it's pretty much awful now. You can't even blame wokeshit because it's always had an undertone of civil rights, racial discrimination, etc., these morons in the industry now are just absolutely talentless. For the past decade buying comics has just felt like a huge rip off.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's because Disney/Marvel spent the better part of the past 15 years trying to devalue the X-Men brand to get Fox to sell their rights to them.
        Then Disney ended up buying Fox anyways. It's moronic.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GENE SPLICE

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Western comics are a clusterfrick. I'll stick to my Japanese comics.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >year of our lord 2022
    >still unironically reading capeshit
    lol, lmao even

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is the whole "his eyes shoot punches from the punch dimension" thing still canon?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >his eyes shoot punches from the punch dimension
      wut?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        His eyes are actually a portal to a dimension that is just filled with kinetic energy. Havok also has access to it but uses it in a different way.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's pronounced Koo-Klops and his name is Polyphemus.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nightcrawler

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Chadclops
    LMAO he is a literal cuck now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn have a telepath gf
      Thanks fricking God

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Beast still a spiteful butthole who's only good for bara?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He hasn't been the same since the Schism event and apparently Marvel is dead set on keeping him an unlikable traitorous butthole. He's actually gotten a lot worse over the years.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Marvel is dead set on keeping him an unlikable traitorous butthole
        You'd think with the constant push for NTR and homoshit, that you would make the himbo cat-gorilla who usually only wear spats or jock straps more likeable after everyone b***hed about him being an butthole since he was imprisoned.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how can you make cyclpos cool though, all he does is shoot punch beams from his eyes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      First Person Shooter where you shoot with your eyes, homie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >fps with a single weapon
        >can't even give it cool/funny reload animations
        pass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Breakout as a 3rd person action game.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For the people in this thread talking about bringing Gambit back, do you really and I mean do you REALLY want modern Marvel to touch Gambit? At first I was sad that Gambit was forgotten but now realize it was a blessing.
    His theme still fricking slaps.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      See, that's the thing!
      While Cyclops is being depicted as the oh so perfect modern husband who's cool with being made a cuckold because he wants his wife to be happy, and even invited his wife's boyfriend to come live in his house..
      Gambit and Rogue got married, but want nothing to do with the degeneracy that is the current X-Men. They're just your typical husband and wife that goes on adventures together and try to live as normal people.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh frick, did they finally get past AH CAIN'T TOUCH YOU REMY? Nice.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They did.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm glad for my boy Remy, at least he can be sure that she didn't get fricked throughout highschool.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The only thing iffy as frick was the fact that after Rogue learned that Gambit was previously working on selling the X-Men before changing his mind that she dumped him and left him to die, before hopping on Magneto's wrinkled dick who had been much eviler over the years.
              Then when they were getting married recently Rogue called Magneto for a secret meeting, because she was freaking out about marrying which had some intentional cuck-ish vibes, but the issue ended with Magneto calling her dumb, saying that inviting him was a self-sabotage and mistake, and that she should marry and be happy. Because of course the writers had to add that love triangle drama at the last minute.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Magneto tapped that
                You know, I'm not even going to question the leps of logic the wirters went through to get there. It's probably just some old writer who wanted to self insert as the old israelite and have him frick the previously unfricked Rogue.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I still haven't forgiven them for turning Taskmaster into a large lobotomized women with an USB drive in her neck.
      His theme was also fricking rad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the only saving grace is that it does have room for someone coming in and saying she wasn't the REAL taskmaster, but they probably won't do that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I really don't know why they couldn't just make him a shit talking trainer of the widows, he'd be a better antagonist than some fat guy with doujin pheromones.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >oh wow a thread on Ganker about a character I fondly remember from my childhood
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>he's a cuckold now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He always has been. Wolverine has been deep inside of Jean Grey

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Cyclops is getting his ass fricked by wolverine

    What in the god damn!?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some Marvel Comics editor joked some time ago that Wolverine had two mutations, the healing factor and a new one: he has two dicks. One was to make love with Jean, the other was to have sex with Scott.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are the people at marvel so lacking of talent that they have to deprave our favorite characters to keep customers interested?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Scott isn't a redhead though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Comic book industry full of insecure homosexuals
      >Chad characters give them PTSD from being bullied by chad in HS
      >Lash out by making every manly character a homosexual and/or a cuck

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Dawn-of-X/TPB-1-Part-1?id=170979#78
    https://www.cbr.com/cyclops-wolverine-jean-grey-polyamorous-relationship-makes-sense/ (sources)
    Writer is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Hickman. He has no spouse/relationship there, and as far as Google says he isn't in one.
    This couple with https://screenrant.com/xmen-queer-subtext-marvel-oversight-jonathan-hickman/ conforms he's either an IRL cuck or he's a lonely as hell man

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