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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game is only enjoyable in ours full glory 2 decades after release
    >oh but wait we put in fomonso you basically need to play every week/month
    the games are good but I really don't care, ioi are Black folk and anyone defending their shit practices is a bootlicker

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick I'm seething too much and can barely type
      frick the israelites

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally everyone agrees that WoA is a great Hitman game, and that IOI doesn’t know how to sell and market a game

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        absolution made more money than any other hitman game. they could have gone on to make more abomination slop, but they didn't. they apologized because they knew it was hitman either. i'll always respect ioi for this

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >IOI doesn’t know how to sell and market a game
        No, their intentions were to rip you off.

        Just buy Hitman3/World of Assassination (Same thing), it includes every main mission and most DLCs

        >Just buy Hitman3/World of Assassination (Same thing), it includes every main mission and most DLCs
        No. This is what they say, but it's a lie. No matter what you do, you will buy DLC twice to get it all. They need to be sued.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nos sumus
    nagni eri
    munitores
    pyramidum

    nos sumus
    flamines
    nos sumus
    maiores

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >silently assassinates nu hitman

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bot really
      I played Contracts not too long ago, the atmosphere is definitely kino, but I don’t like that it has the schizophrenic AI (less so than in Silent Assassin but still)
      I hate being forced to walk because if you don’t guards instantly BTFO you
      Definitely I prefer Hitman games when they lean on the «easy» side, like Blood Money and WoA, in terms of how AI reacts to 47’s presence
      I’m replaying Blood Money on PC since yesterday and tbh it still plays well in comparison, like a «simpler» version of WoA with smaller maps and less ways to kill overall, and of course the broken OP disguises but I think it’s fun

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That mission was amazing. Most of Contracts and Blood Money was great fun.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      best ost
      best story
      best atmosphere
      best 47 representation and looks
      no casual mechanics

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pure ludokino.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    again,
    how i can play this levels, in what order, and which pack to buy at lowest possible price?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just buy Hitman3/World of Assassination (Same thing), it includes every main mission and most DLCs

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when in the old hitman games, the most tips you got was the blue text now and then for something happening. now in the new games its just blastered everywhere

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can turn off all tips and guided things in WoA and the rougelike mode is completely random with no tips

      The rougelike mode is the coolest fricking thing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The issue is that 1 the game is designed to have those tips on and 2 in order to 'unlock' new items and entry points you need to do these special tasks so the game is encouraging you to repeat the levels and do these special objectivies

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The rougelike mode ignores all of that though

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I did it all with mission stories off
          There is a lot of environmental storytelling in those maps, if you listen to npcs talking and find written clues, you’ll eventually find everything
          Some challenges will be more obtuse however

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the game is designed to have those tips on
          nah, it really isn't
          it's literally just the journalist mode so congrats on being as dumb as a journo i guess

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they get rid of jesper kyd

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he got too big for them and is taking ubisoft's money instead

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably couldn't afford him at first
      But this dynamic sountrack in the new ones is pretty good too, especially in 3

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Besides oldies that came up to Blood Money, which one of trilogy should I get?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The whole trilogy, it’s one big game with continuous story and gameplay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you really can only play one of the Threequels then Hitman 2 has the vest selection of missions, really though you should just get all the WoA game levels in Hitman 3 as part of a bundle there's great levels in each of the games

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The GOAT

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got 160 hours out of it before getting bored, pretty good
    There is still some stuff I haven't done but I'm not gonna force myself to play it now, that way I have something to come back to. Hitman made a crazy comeback while all other big stealth games died around it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hitman made a crazy comeback while all other big stealth games died around it
      Which is crazy because at the tome where other big stealth franchise were alive and well, Hitman was a niche among the niche stealth genre

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Time*

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buy the first game
    >buy the second game
    >buy some of the DLCs
    >they decide to copy paste the game into a new one
    >"just buy the new one bro"

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Headturning exists

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