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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make a better product. Make better money.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely on point. FPBP as always

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely on point. FPBP as always

      delusional

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    not vidya related

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    fork knife

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    chinks

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    UE5 > Source2

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unreal engine

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it, is it spending to fund some game? Sorry, but I don't use social and have a hard time interpetrating cultural phenomena related to them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess it's a list of richest people alive

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bloomberg billionaire list

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fartnight

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gabe Newell divorced his wife. Does she get half his money too?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wife
      I'm getting crazy vibes.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Square jaw looking mf

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, didn't know Gabe used to be married to Steve from Minecraft

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        how long was he married to her? ive been to gabes house, when he wasnt giga-rich, with bill gates. again, both before they were famous/giga-rich. i may of met her

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >before they were famous
          homie how old are you, Gates was already famous in the mid 80s

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Being married to a troony
        Kek tells enough about valvegays

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will she be world's 2nd richest woman (right after the Amazon guy's ex-wife)?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    good morning sirs

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gabe would have had ten billion but two billion went into his snack fund.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unreal Engine royalties you moron. he's getting a tons of cash from all these AAA ue games

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    most net worth trackers are comedically bad
    Unreal engine takes 5% of the sales from less than a third of PC games. Steam takes 30% of sales from every PC game, apply common sense

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      PC makes up probably about 5% of all game sales, unless you count mobile then more like 1%

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >PC makes up probably about 5% of all game sales
        you have literally no idea what you are talking about.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        elden ring sold more on pc than on either playstation or xbox

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tim is:
    >cool
    >based
    >puts his money where his mouth is
    >gives back
    >loves gaming
    >created the world's best engine

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off Tim you do nothing but suck chinky dick and they won't even let you buy platform exclusivity anymore.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >created the world's best engine
      Bethesda did that

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bethesda did that
        i giggled

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        made me chuckle

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget Uncle Tim created the best waifu while Gabe only shits out ugly b***hes

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Helsie

        [...]

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Valve is a private company how are they getting gaben's info

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they dont
      these are third party valuations

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    One is a puppet for Tencent.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unreal is used in multiple industries not to mention other things they developed like quixel megascans

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those two numbers are the same to me. Like, they are not different in any meaningful way.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the creator of the Unreal Engine
    Epic Games is just a side project.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    did you like.. forget how many UE3 games came out? Do you think Sweeney funds all the free games from kids buying fortnite skins? I think he was saving up for his biological immortality, but now that it's just about 100% improbable, and you'd need trillions not billions for it to happen, he's ramping up tactics.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do you think Sweeney funds all the free games from kids buying fortnite skins
      This is unironically the case, the reason UE became so ubiquitous this gen is because Forknife kiddies let them subsidize the shit out of it and keep licensing fees for developers cheap, but UE itself makes peanuts and whatever profit it turns is shoveled into the EGS trashfire.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do you think Sweeney funds all the free games from kids buying fortnite skins?
      Yes. That's what he does. Unreal Engine is a tiny drop in the bucket in comparison.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2.3 percent of EGS revenue is from the unreal engine
        >the rest is fortnite
        holy shit,, no wonder they push all these frivolous lawsuits and bullshit so hard, once that moneybucket dies, its literally over

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fortnite
    >0 gambling
    >Counter Strike
    >gambling
    All good deeds are rewarded

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NFT games
      Nice try timmy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fortnite was the one that got sued for half a billion dollars dude because they fricked with kids.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Frick them kids
        based Tim

        Timmy lost incredibly hard to Apple and was a complete laughingstock in court.
        Gabe made Pajeetsoft bend the knee to Steam and the 'eck.

        >Timmy lost incredibly hard to Apple
        headcanon he lost 60% won 40%.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >headcanon he lost 60% won 40%.
          He lost 9-1.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"monopolies are bad" mfs when I tell them to make a modern engine from scratch

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't forget to invent your own language and compiler, and AI linter for maximum simd optimizations. ideally compatible with upcoming quantum computers and optical processors
      first game release ETA: 2096

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sweeney sucks weenies on the side.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    steam is privately owned so its value isnt bloated by investments.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >its value isnt bloated by investments
      just good ol gambling. which gabe pioneered. even more so than EA. worship him.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tim took Apple to court, Gabe is terminally afraid of Microsoft.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Timmy lost incredibly hard to Apple and was a complete laughingstock in court.
      Gabe made Pajeetsoft bend the knee to Steam and the 'eck.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tim took Apple to court
      And how did that work out for him?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        EPIC has a huge hand on medical industry

        Unreal Games are banished from now on

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tecent pays your salary
    >you give out your engine free and make a market to sell textures and objects.
    >every game dev moron gets scammed into buy such object and textures and reused them to make their shit game.
    >get paid scamming wishful morons.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>you give out your engine free
      Tim gave his engine for free in 1998. the dude is the patron saint of modern gaming and some 30+ yo brand loyalists can't cope.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because fartshite is a souless money printer that relies on poor parental supervision for its earnings.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    epic games actually creates something. Valve only creates flops like the Steam Deck and steam controller

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not accurate and Timmy got a lot of money from Tencent and Disney.
    Valve is private because Gabe isn't a sell out, hes a lazy frick tho.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      worth less is worth less no matter how much you cope you pathetic corpodrone

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Valve is private because Gabe isn't a sell out
      Gabe runs online casinos

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably the fact that Gabe is basically sitting on his ass and content with his situation while Tim wants more so he does more, if this is a ranking of how much money they have.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who would you prefer to buy Valve when Gabe inevitably retires or expires?
    Meta
    Microsoft
    Google
    Amazon

    You know these are the only companies capable of buying Valve.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      None, Valve doesn't need to go public unless Gabe's son want's a big payout.
      Also Amazon would be the least evil.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Valve dying is unironically preferable

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wasnt he complaining that steam was a monopoly?

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who knew making games is so profitable. Maybe Gaben needs to start making some.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >making games
      >Epic
      I fricking wish.

      They make even fricking less games than Valve.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how what?

    how sweeney is personally wealthier when steam makes more money?
    gaben pays his employees appropriately while sweeney does not.

    how gaben doubled his personal wealth since the last time this particular comparison was made while sweeny only incresed by 2B?
    again, steam is the better product and money maker, which increased revenue since 2019, while fornite stagnates.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember when sweeney sued valve, saying it was unfair that they couldnt put their games on steam without all the money from each sale going directly to egs, and valve turned around and said "oh, sure, as long as you let us put steam games on your own store, with all the money going to us" and the lawsuit mysteriously disappeared?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Egs isn't a company and neither is steam. I'm pretty sure you're a moron who can't parse legal text and there's no reason tim would say no to comping valve's catalog since no steamie would buy them on egs anyway and nobody else thinks valve's games are good

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Egs isn't a company and neither is steam
        well, i mean, this is half correct, steam is an application, owned by the company valve, but, your point of view is incredibly interesting and id like you to explain to me more, how "epic games store" isnt a company

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Private Company vs. Public Company. Truely though for a privately traded company that's very high and for a publicly traded company that's pretty low.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon...you should of googled that first.
      hint: both are privately owned

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cool, where can I buy Epic stock then?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        TCEHY, about 42 bucks a share. they own about 40% of EGS. thats tencent, a conglomerate and holding company headquartered in shenzhen

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >introduces shopping cart
    >net worth surpasses Gaben
    Epic Chads keep winning.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Timmy is a conniving homie trying to scheme ways to make money. Gaben is traveling the world, exploring the ocean and shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do all billionaires crave the crushing abyss? What calls them down there?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't describe how happy I am that the inventor of games-as-a-service and loot boxes has developed an interest in submarine tourism.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >inventor of games-as-a-service and loot boxes
        Black person what

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gaben is also the owner of a damn good Aston Martin Team at WEC and IMSA, and next year his team will be the flagship of the Aston martin Hypercar Project at LeMans
      https://www.theheartofracing.com/gallery/hypercar-laguna-seca

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://youtube.com/@minnesotavikingsfan9010 https://youtube.com/@minnesotavikingsfan9010

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Valve doesn't make games anymore. Unless you count that VR game that everyone has forgotten.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Epic doesn't make games any more. Unless you count Fortnite skins.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both cuck shit.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's been nearly 3 years since Fortnite got booted from the Apple store
    >Timmy still seethes about it all the time
    KWAB

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kwab

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tim's is in Hong Kong Dollar

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      legitimately and sincerely, what happens inside here?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What DIDN'T happened?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        nothing, it's just laid up in dock all the time

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        HL3 deathmatch LAN.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If that's a "super yacht", then what the frick those russian oligarch boats are? Hyper yachts?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are no official or agreed upon definitions for such yachts, but these terms are regularly used to describe professionally crewed motor or sailing yachts, ranging from 40 metres (130 ft) to more than 180 metres (590 ft) in length, and sometimes include yachts as small as 24 metres (79 ft).[2]

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Starting from the bottom, now we here

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gabe has a boat
      >Timmy has a sweet plasmaball in his home office
      Its the little things

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOOD MORNING SIRS
    EPIC GEME STORE GOOD TIM-SAMA SUPERPOOWER
    STEME BAD GAY BEN BLOODY BENCHODE BASTERD
    DO THE NEEDFUL DO NOT REDEEM STEME CARD

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sandwiches aren't free.

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    One sells games, while another one sells practically most used game and CG engine.

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unreal Engine profits as the most commercially used AAA game and CG engine, probably.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      look at

      >Do you think Sweeney funds all the free games from kids buying fortnite skins?
      Yes. That's what he does. Unreal Engine is a tiny drop in the bucket in comparison.

      and consider what a clueless moron you are

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you unaware that Epic Games are the creators of Unreal Engine? A significant percentage of all game devs ever have paid for the rights to use Unreal Engine

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      look at

      >Do you think Sweeney funds all the free games from kids buying fortnite skins?
      Yes. That's what he does. Unreal Engine is a tiny drop in the bucket in comparison.

      and consider what a clueless moron you are

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >company makes 100 million from a game using Unreal
    >Epic only gets 5 million
    Epic would be fricked without Fortnite

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >apple vs epic lawsuit docs showed how little money trash engine actually generates
    >there are still Black personhomosexual newbies coming here screaming how "HECKIN UNREEL ENGENE GENERETES BIG MONEY YES"
    gatekeep harder, homosexuals, so you won't have to deal with morons and epicjeets

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Timmy made money from Unreal Tournament, Gears of War, Fortnite, EGS and Unreal Engine.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Unreal Tournament
      dead
      >Gears of War
      Microsoft made money on that
      >Fortnite
      the only correct answer
      >EGS
      LOL
      >Unreal Engine

      >Do you think Sweeney funds all the free games from kids buying fortnite skins?
      Yes. That's what he does. Unreal Engine is a tiny drop in the bucket in comparison.

      conclusion: you are a brain damaged moron

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your post just highlights how stupid you are. OP asked how Tim made his money, I made a post stating objective facts about how he made his money, and somehow you are disagreeing with objective facts.

        Epic Games has existed since 1991 and Fortnite wasn't released until 2017. That's 26 years before Fortnite ever gave Timmy any money. Conclusion: You are a moron.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day, seriously
          got my facts from apple vs epic lawsuit docs
          you got my dick in your mouth

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >have a nice day, seriously
            I accept your concession.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I accept your consneedsion, gay.

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fortnite alone, Gabe would have more money if he made HL3

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      HL3 would sell a lot, but not 300 million dollars every month for years

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it feel like Tim Swine himself is shit posting on this thread? Most posts against Valve or Fatben are basically the same shit over and over.

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    GABEN doesn't even try an he still does that, Tim on the other hand is an absolute tryhard

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unlike Tim though, Gabe never really had to try nearly as hard.

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