How could Sony fuck this up? It's literally perfect.

How could Sony fuck this up? It's literally perfect.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't really know. They had Nintendo sweating and still couldn't be assed to support the thing.
    The memory cards were a scam, mind.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They had Nintendo sweating

      With what, the PSP which literally sold half as many units as the DS?

      >The memory cards were a scam

      Yes and this, combined with a lack of support from most developers across most genres (Sony included) are the reason why it flopped.

      It deserved so much better, it's the last Sony console I actually enjoyed owning and that wasn't just holding exclusives to ransom.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what you're talking about. The Vita was a top-notch weeb game machine.

        >Vita: buy overpriced memory card
        >games are in the $40 range

        >Switch: buy cheap microSD
        >games are in the $60 range

        >$60
        but >muh inflation

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >With what, the PSP which literally sold half as many units as the DS?
        The 3DS flopped hard at launch, almost as bad as the Vita. Honestly, the 3DS was garbage and deserved to fail. But Nintendo kept supporting that hardware and it ended up being very successful; Sony gave up immediately.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Backwards compatibility as far back as GBA was also a killer feature >inb4 muh CFW doesn't count

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The 3DS flopped hard at launch

          Which had absolutely nothing to do with what Sony was doing.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pretty much the memory cards being overpriced and small. if you bit the bullet and got a 32 or 64gb one you were set up though

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    every analyst back then were saying angry birds had killed portable gaming, and it's fully possible sony fell for the meme.
    boy, they probably feel real silly now, eh?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, Sony went pretty hard with the PlayStation Mobile titles on the Vita before shutting it down altogether

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not even too late. They could release a Vita 2 at any point.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they can hardly make any games for the ps5, what do they even have left to put on a vita 2? especially with how all their games are cinematic experiences nowadays. nothing thats just pure gameplay, which is exactly what you need for a handheld

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They can make a x86 handheld compatible with PS4 games. There, giant library right from the get-go. If a developer makes a game for the PSP3/Vita2 or whatever it's called, it also runs on PS4 and PS5. And vice-versa.

          Also, why the fuck haven't they made a PS1, PS2 and PS3 emulator yet. Microsoft has zero games worth playing, but their newest consoles can run even original Xbox games. Sony can take advantage of the entire PS1 and PS2 library... but no backwards compatibility. Why are they so dumb.

          Now, imagine this hypothetical PSP3, capable of running all PS1, PS2, PS3, PS4 and future PS4/PS5 cross-gen titles.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They announced a while back that they were done with handheld gaming tho

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      specially when they're putting everything on deck, and I wouldn't be surprised if they did something like GPD Win 4 but with a stupidly walled garden proprietary OS but all PS4 games, which would be insanely huge specially if you could play Ratchet & Clank, Fall Guys, Fortnite, FIFA, NFS, NBA 2K, CoD Zombies, etc.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like literally all their consoles since ps3: no games

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Killzone Mercenary look as gorgeous as I remember it?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The battery life while suspended is fucking amazing.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no LR/2/3 buttons
    >perfect
    lmfao, okay bro

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      use the rear touchpad, we figured that out like a week after launch

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What a fucking moron. Didn't expect anything other from the average Ganker tard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The touch screen gimmick and lack of AAA type stuff that was on the PSP is what did it in.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >use the rear touch pad
        That's literally the worst part about the system.
        It needed actual triggers, L3 and R3 would have been nice too, but it absolutely needed a full controller setup at the minimum.
        To use the rear touchpad, you have to stretch your fingers nearly to the center of the back of the vita, which takes your thumbs off of the thumbsticks entirely and makes pressing the face buttons awkward.
        There wasn't a single crossplay title that utilized the rear touchpad for anything other than l3+r3 because of how retarded and out of place it was, and most games just used the four corners of the front touch screen for l2, l3, r2, r3.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how small are your fucking hands?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            small enough to fuck your mom idiot

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What does that even mean? Is his mom a midget?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's a complement to his mom. he is saying she has a really tight pussy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                see:

                it's a complement to his mom. he is saying she has a really tight pussy.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can use an Xbox duke controller perfectly fine. If you're going to larp as a vita owner, maybe don't give yourself away by saying the rear touch is accessible.
            And I can fuck your mom.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >maybe don't give yourself away by saying the rear touch is accessible.
              it is accessible you tard, maybe get a gba micro for something more your speed
              t. miku vita owner

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >miku vita owner
                Maybe the gaybar is more your speed. The vita is a piece of shit in terms of ergonomics and Ganker contrarians aren't going to convince me otherwise.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that's true of nearly every handheld system

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I thought the new2ds was fine, unless you try to use the piece of shit midget right thumbstick.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Maybe the gaybar is more your speed
                whatever you say magic hands

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fug u

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why anime girls?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I love Ys and also cum good

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                aye bro how yo doing

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                anon you should post that background image for your friends here at Ganker

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                aye bro how yo doing

                Blessed Vita frens. As soon as I learn moonspeak I'm buying one as well

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It needed actual triggers
          I don't need actual triggers, but what wouldn't have hurt is if the back touch was either also clickable, or wasn't as tall so they could fit slim L2/R2 buttonson the backside to click with your middle fingers.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          look i'm not gonna defend the back touchpad but
          >To use the rear touchpad, you have to stretch your fingers nearly to the center of the back of the vita, which takes your thumbs off of the thumbsticks entirely
          lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Like half of the back of the vita is just the grip. It's not usable. I don't give a shit what you think, it's not accessible in a comfortable manner.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t necessarily disagree with this, but there are certain peripherals (like pic related) that basically compensate for this. Admittedly this one in particular is stupidly overpriced for what is essentially a non-issue, but if you wanna max out the ergonomics if your Vita then they’re basically necessity IMO.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Funny. I just bought one of those.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah try playing any of the PS2 collections on it and see just how nice and well the touch screen and rear touch pad substitute for the lack of L2/L3/R2/R3 (they don’t, it was an awful experience)

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it is, I have 4 for ad hoc but i have no friends so this will never be used.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Memory cards were too expensive compared to sd cards
    >Games on the iPhone were actually full games back then and cost $10 or less vs $50 for a vita game
    >Stupid name

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      name
      It's the one thing they got right. Vita means life.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, and it died a miserable, fast death

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Which it had none

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Propietary storage
    Say whatever you want about the 3DS launch, but Nintendo at least had the foresight to use SD cards

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the retarded memory cards

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know the Vita was mismanaged when the Homebrew community is doing a better job with it than Sony did.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Memory cards, targeting PC ports without the horsepower, Sony dropping 1st party support after year one. All of this pales in comparison to the fact the iPhone and Galaxy S series devoured their previous audience, to the point even the Nintendo 3DS had their sales cut in half.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    got mogged hard by the 3ds which is surprising since the psp was holding up pretty well with the ds in the public opinion

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No first party support.
    Funnily enough, I think giving developers a way to make games that don't need to be AAA graphical masterpieces may been handy for Sony now. This system could have been a Horizon machine or something.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    proprietary memory cards $120 for 32gb was fucking retarded

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At no point in my many years of owning both a PS Vita and PS4 did I ever experience anything close to this.
    Is it because I'm not Japanese and don't live in Japan?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do I get a PSP-3000 or a Vita?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      vita.
      you can literally get a psp on your vita. it runs using the official psp emulator so it pretty much plays all games without an issue.

      only reason to get a psp is if you dont care for vita games and you like the feel of a psp more.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't get a psp 3000
      the LCD has interlacing AIDS

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've had both. Prefer the 3000 just because its refresh rate is better, and the interlace actually works in its favor for emulation.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But CRT fags told me that interlacing makes sprites look better!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >interlacing kino
        UNF

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vita but what people don't talk about is battery life. The Vita can run PSP games for longer than a regular PSP, it has a bigger, better battery that won't explode, a better screen and controls. Being able to map for example, the touch screen to Start or L2 R2 for Psone games is such an advantage. And people never mention these points. You can also speed up Psone games by pressing Select and L1 at the same time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >touch screen
        Nintendo gimmick detected

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The Vita can run PSP games
        nah, no disc drive, no way to run games.
        >but but digital
        fuck off

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that won't explode
        It absolutely will, main difference being that nobody is going to hear about it because Vita sold like 500 units LOL

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The Vita can run PSP games for longer than a regular PSP, it has a bigger, better battery
        If you downclock it, sure. Adrenaline chews the battery.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How could Sony fuck this up? It's literally perfect.
    Because Sony has no major IPs they can shill to death to market a system. They have to rely on 3rd party major developers that would rather spend the time making a console game.

    The VIta was also releasted when shitty phone games began to dramatically take-off so there was little inventive to get a handheld console if you were a casual player. Again, Nintendo worked around this by having Pokemon and Mario.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No games
    >You got UMD games? fuck you
    PSP was and is my favorite handheld of all times.
    The Vita had a retarded name and only Gravity Crush going for it.
    No Loco Roco 3, Pursuit Force 3
    Killzone Liberation 2, No Megaman Powered Up 2!
    No new Socom games or Syphon Filter.

    Basically same as the Ps4 and 5.
    Sony decided against founding any game the PSP fanbase could had been excited about and developed little to no games. I am pretty sure the entire library is just about as big as the Virtual Boy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sony decided against founding any game the PSP fanbase could had been excited about
      No Monster Hunter on the Vita was a fucking sin.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you can thank nintendo for garden gnomeing out capcom

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>You got UMD games? fuck you
      supposedly was not/less of an issue in glorious Nippon, they had a digital upgrade service for a small fee.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They had that since the GO, not sure how popular it was

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Killzone Liberation 2
      You have some decent points but Mercenary blew every other KZ game out of the water.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Modern sony console
      >No games machine
      A classic play.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No Loco Roco 3, Pursuit Force 3
      >Killzone Liberation 2, No Megaman Powered Up 2!
      >No new Socom games or Syphon Filter.
      Good, fuck all of those games, it was worth it just for Tearaway

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >boot up tearaway
        >enjoy it
        >see the sun

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how's the vita vs a retroid pocket 3/3+?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It run most of the third party games and ports at shitty resolution and bad fps

      Vita can't run emulation well so if that's your plan it's a shit deal,heck you even need to use psp emulators on the vita because the ones made for it run like shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Vita can't run emulation well so if that's your plan it's a shit deal
        what good is a vita for then? most of the games on it are shit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Muramasa Rebirth and Soul Sacrifice, that's literally it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't listen to that retard.
          It does psp and ps1 titles perfectly. It will also run nes, snes, sega, and gameboy perfectly fine.
          I don't use it as my main device (I use a new2ds plus the vita for everything up to ps1) but it's definitely worth a shit if you can get it cheaper than 100$.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No it doesn't it has shitty input lag and you need to use psp emulators for it stop defending the shitta just because you where retarded to buy one

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              works on my machine

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he's right though. outside of retroarch and maybe flycast the psp just has better emulators

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why would you even bother lying if what you’re saying can be easily disproven by literally anyone with a Vita? Or are you too stupid to Adrenaline properly?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >what good is a vita for then?
          Congrats anon, you just figured out why it sold so poorly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      feels a bit better in the hands and has nice controls, but worse in every other way.
      if you don't want to specifically play vita games the rp3+ is just better.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Forum types fall under the assumption that power = success. Power relative to the other handhelds

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Mike

    It's still an amazing system if you know runes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know the runes and so do I. (I don't)

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >throws proprietary storage that won't be circumvented until after the vita dies and is cracked
    >no games outside of japan
    >kills off every service after 2015
    >abandoned because of muh mobile market
    >advertised as companion piece to ps4
    >only briefly relevant because hardcore vitafags didn't want their shop shut down
    lol, nothing personal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >until after the vita dies and is cracked
      Wonder how much longer it'd have taken if it wasn't for the same webkit exploit hitting PS3/PS4/Vita.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry the deck has taken it's place and is actually good unlike vita.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hol the fuck up.
      Nice thumbsticks, moron.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The two things I hate about nu-/v/
      The Steam Deck and NiElden Ring threads
      All discussion genuinely feels like advertising.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >all discussion genuinely feels like advertising
        It absolutely does not. It reads just like every other idiotic bait thread that you cocksucking zoomers insist on making. Elden Ring certainly didn’t need Ganker to break the charts in terms of sales, and I don’t imagine the Steam Deck does either. You guys making the claim that every single thread about anything new is advertising is so positively BORING that it teeters on being offensive.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the world doesn't revolve around me, baw.
        I hate sales threads and PC build questions on this board too to that degree but if you aren't actively filtering topics, you're being a masochist and ruining your website experience.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AYO HOL UP moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why are you moron?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      steam deck isn't portable

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >portable
        portability is relative

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Mafia 2

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          As portable as the Shitch or the Dreck
          And it actually got exclusive games that made it worth it.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PSP piracy was so bad Sony had to lock it down to get third party publishers to bother with Vita. Those publishers made some initial Vita ports and every game but Uncharted completely bombed on it leading everyone to write it off but very niche third party devs and indies.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >muh storage
    >muh touchpad
    >muh gaemz
    >muh monster hunter
    vita wouldn't have bombed if its ridge racer wasnt shit, simple as

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice digits
      wasted on a shit opinion
      smug anime catgirl reaction image

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anime website zoomer-kun, also
        >unironically defending the one without a tour mode that doesn't have online mission cancer

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wasn't defending it. All ridge racers are shit.
          Also, catgirl gayry is still gay even if you're on Ganker.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >All ridge racers are shit
            now listen here you little waste of sperm

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they completely give up on handhelds anyway?

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you only have to look at this thread to see that snoys don't understand or want handhelds

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Smartphones

    Power of video games while not looking like a manchild baby.
    NO BODY played handheld gaming devices in public. Meanwhile I can play coomer gachas on my phone without getting nasty stares from women.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >caring about the opinions of w*men

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >oh noes the stares of objects
      who gives a shit, they are objects, not people.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sony’s only real mistake with the Vita was not making a ‘killer app’ game that would get people to come out and buy it. For the entirety of its lifespan, Vita’s library consisted almost exclusively of indie games, low-budget JRPG/VN spinoffs of anime, and gatcha; most of which wasn’t even localised outside of Japan. Even in Japan it only ever really managed to gain traction with nolifer otaku.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a good thing this failed, otherwise we'd all be paying out the arse to play games.

    The original models literally couldn't play any games, not even physical ones, without an overpriced memory card. When you buy a console, and you buy a game for said console, that's supposed to be all you need to play it.

    garden gnome fucks at Snoy decided they'd try and squeeze consoomers for a little extra, and I'm glad it backfired.

    I own this thing but I bought it like new 6 months after launch for half the price and with a memory card and games included. If you bought it for retail you're a dumb cunt.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Vita: buy overpriced memory card
      >games are in the $40 range

      >Switch: buy cheap microSD
      >games are in the $60 range

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >buy console and $60 game
        >can actually play it

        Jesus fucking Christ kid

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will we ever get emulation for this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have been convinced for a long, long time that Sony is full of saboteurs. What happened to the PSP is nothing compared to what happened with their online games, which eventually got sold off and became Daybreak. Countless games neglected and then canceled for no reason, to say nothing of all the franchises they forget about to the point where they risk losing trademarks.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tripped and left a small scratch on my vita screen
    It's over

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dropped my vita once
      >didn't crack my screen
      >cracked the lense on the rear camera

      I mean it's like a 0.1mp garbage camera that shouldn't have been on the system in the first place, but it still pisses me off knowing it's basically useless.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >snagged my foot on my PSP's charging cable yesterday
      >fell off my desk onto the floor
      >battery cover popped off but everything nothing is damaged as far as I can tell
      Phew.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vita was greenlit by the previous SIE management. When the current management got into power they intentionally sabotaged it so all the resources could go to PS4.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >literally perfect
    >two useless cameras with shit MPs
    >useless rear touchpad instead of an L2/R2
    >touchscreen but no stylus
    >proprietary and expensive storage
    >no internal storage until the revised (cheaper) model
    >3G model that was dead on arrival
    >awful library outside of Japan
    >ditched the godly XMB for...bubbles
    The original PSP-1000 felt like a premium product for its time even with UMDs.
    The Vita just feels like a disappointment in the hardware department even if it finally fixed the D-Pad and sticks issue.
    For everything it got right, it got 2 more things wrong.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >3G model that was dead on arrival
      I still think this was a good idea with bad execution and tried way too early. Being able to play handheld quality games online on the go without relying on hotspots was a great idea. Needing a phone plan for it and trying to do it over 3G not so much.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there is no market for it
    do you really think the PSP was great because of Sony's games specifically?
    no you dumb retard. it was Konami with Metal Gear. Square with Dissidia. Namco with top anime games like God Eater Burst. Capcom with Monster Hunter. Nobody gave a fuck about the Vita and that's why it failed. Everyone abused it as a port-cum-dumpster. The industry just let that thing die because handhelds were to them even in 2012 too redundant.
    Sony just abandoned a sinking ship. It's not their fault

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yup
      not having banger games like this is pretty much the end for your console
      retards will keep coping about some memory card bullshit but the industry was just way past handhelds.
      >hurr durr bruh the steamdeck is doing fine thoooo
      emulator box, not a handheld. doesn't have tailormade games and never will. this

      Don't worry the deck has taken it's place and is actually good unlike vita.

      bro is literally emulating a PSOne game and it's not even the good one (RE3)

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vita is still very much alive
    https://zzzchan.xyz/v/thread/109040.html

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    +Two sticks
    -Only 2 shoulder buttons
    -High res widescreen
    -Back touchpad that is always getting pressed
    -Games dim screen
    -Core locked to os
    -Ridiculous amount of ram locked to os
    -Vram and system ram are again seperate, sony didn't learn from the nogamesstation tripple
    -Propriatry memory card with shit read/write rate
    -Memory card has low storage and costs loads
    -Web browser only has 4 tabs
    -Can't really use it as a phone
    -Have to reformat to use another login/only 2 logins per card, logins don't share games
    -Need a workaround adapter to be able to charge it while using it

    It sucked, but I brought 2. Burn in is worth it for led. Peace Walker and Monster Hunter Freedom Unite machine.

    Breath of Fire IV was nice on it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think I was able to charge while using it just fine

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you needed a little usb in between to charge it using a battery pack. Thanks for the correction.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You need that to ensure charging with 3rd party chargers. I had to get one too, wouldn't charge from my phone brick otherwise.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you have one here is a site for it:
    https://wololo.net

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sony barely tried to take advantage of its power to bring console tier gaming to a portable device like the Switch wound up being. You saw glimpses of it at the start but they immediately gave up and it basically became a portable pedophile weeb device.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would have been happy with a 1:1 low res killzone 2 multiplayer port.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aparently you can overclock it :))
    But it might blow up the battery. That happened on my overclocked phone. Probably ok for vita. An extra 5fps is a massive difference.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play PSX/PS2 game on Vita
    >legitimately purchased on the Snoy store
    >keep pushing the touchscreen in the back by accident
    >weird shit happens in my game
    >turn off touch screen
    >can't play game because no key rebind functionality

    Fuck the Vita and fuck Vita apologists

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buy the case with triggers.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I bought a Steam Deck :')

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was gong to launch at the same price as the floundering 3DS,and then Nintendo cut the 3DS price by like $50.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo probably had some saboteurs in high places. Corporate warfare is no joke.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's literally perfect
    Not without any games its not. Someday you retards will learn that games made a console good, not the other way around.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Proprietary memory cards, proprietary media playback (massive step back from the PS3) and lack of a killer app. Sony should have tried to nail down a Monster Hunter game from capcom.

    Fortunately, custom firmware has unlocked it's latent features and made it the perfect legacy handheld system.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember going to my local EB Games and they had a display model with Wipeout running and I thought "man the 3ds is fucking toast". Funny really.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SoA and the nu-sony audience killed the thing

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Un ironically no games

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It had hundreds of games though

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    western shitters killed it, and Sony

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Expensive proprietary memory cards.

    Not different enough from the PSP to make a shift seem exciting.
    Not different enough from smart phones to seem cool to newcomers.

    Games were rarely designed for a handheld experience.

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