How do elitist virgin boomers feel about this game being considered the best CRPG?

How do elitist virgin boomers feel about this game being considered the best CRPG?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    1/10 bait, please see me after class.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >best CRPG
    Already claimed by Pillars of Eternity, however BG3 can share the spotlight as it almost manages to attract the same level of grognard seething.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      7/10 bait, not bad

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    History rhymes.We've lived through Ultima 8/9, Two Worlds, Oblivion, ME3 and Cyberpunk - we'll live through this too.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What does this even mean.

      What of those games were even considered good on release barring maybe Oblivion?

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont mind it, the game is a masterpiece of RPG and its a game that fires on all cylinders.

    I dont know if its the best, but its definitely one of the best CRPGs.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know but I just beat it and the ending was just kinda underwhelming, you don't get a proper goodbye, the boys just go to a pier and say "whelp guess that's its" and frick off to do their own thing. It just doesn't feel very satisfying for the narrator to just say "wowzers, you beat the big baddies wow woah wowzers", then followed by a lukewarm goodbye and credits roll

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that before all the pre-launch cutting, Larian was bragging about having more than 17,000 combinations of endings you could get, and it was cut down to what 3?

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made an appointment with my endocrinologist to begin my hormone replacement therapy.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't felt anything in years

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being considered by whom? The majority of people hans't played any other crpg

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >any other crpg
      Why would they when they've played the only good one, BG3.

      Keep coping pretending like anyone gives a frick about Planescape Torment or whatever dogshit you pretend to still play

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        How would they know its the only good one then

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        even Owlcatslop is better than BG3

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not RPG, not even a good """""" game""""""".

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    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not rpg
      Elaborate

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        she means she doesn't like it

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    As an elitist virgin boomer this game gave me the extra push I needed to come out of the closet. Boy I sure do love RPGs and wieners and semen. Unironically.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off, Tim Cain.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there anti-degeneracy mods yet?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      https://basedmods.eth.link/

      There is mod that removes gayness, mod that turns most generic npcs into whites, mod that turns Wyll white etc

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mod that turns Wyll white

        does it turn his father white too?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dont know, i only tested Better Aesthetics (makes generic NPCs more white) and No Alphabet (removes homosexual stuff)

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game is pure homosexualry

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    when it's finished I'll let you know.
    they literally phoned in part 3 just to make deadline release

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      RPGs have a long and storied history of phoning in the latter half of the game.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is true and a good point. However, for games like bg3 (and cyberpunk), when the developer is sitting on a giant pile of money (Larian had three million sales + WotC money, and three years of public beta testing, CDPR was sitting on Witcher 3 money + GOG income) and they’re self-publishing so they ultimately determine when the game is coming out, I can only blame developer incompetence for the final product being mediocre. In a way, when developers had a shoestring budget and were often rushing a game out the door or they’d go out of business, or a greedy publisher demanded cuts, that provided cover for developer incompetence because at least they had an external excuse to blame. No such thing here.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cyberpunk fell victim to horrible scope creep and unrealistic expectations set by the management. The "faked" E3 demo shows how out of hand the developement (management) got, not to mention the shitshow of a release it was (especially on console, after the initial patches it worked ok on my pc). Now three years and an expansion pack later I consider cp2077 a 8.5/10 game.
          It's not really an (c)rpg however, but that's another discussion.
          I'm curious what they might do with the next cyberpunk game ("orion"). At least I hope they will shut up and not build unredeemable hype like last time and fix it decently before release.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’d be really curious to see what portion of the devs from Witcher 3 stayed on to work on cyberpunk, or if it really was a different team. Feels like it. I think CDPR lost the magic. We’ll see I guess.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I dunno, apart from a few of quests (like, really just a handful) I did enjoy 2077 for what it was:
              An openworld action adventure with minor rpg elements.
              The athmosphere and the map design/architechture of night city is a real milestone in gaming even if saying it out loud sounds memey. The aesthethics overall are pretty great if you dig the cyberpunk vibe at all. The gameplay is bretty good if you like fps-gameplay. It's like a far cry game with better gameplay and more bespoke content (along with the filler like the ncpd-scanner stuff that would be the main content in an ubisoft game).
              For anyone expecting some deep rpg:ing with deep rpg mechanics it will be a dissapointment, invariably, but for an action adventure it's actually very, very good.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, it wasn’t terrible. Just underwhelming. I played it on release on PC and I’d probably give it a 7/10. They did admit they shifted the focus from RPG to action adventure somewhere along the way.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think it's phoned in but it's really fricking buggy.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cazadors mansion has been stuffed atop a wall in a random guard tower
        Ducal palace was cut, Gortashs coronation takes places in a barracks
        It’s pretty lol

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Phoned in implies they didn't care. Act 3 doesn't feel like they didn't care, it felt like they were crunched at the last minute in terms of time (which is what happened, we know this) and just tried to shove as much of what was on the drawing board into act 3 as they could before release. Will Act 3 get better with later patches? Maybe, I'm not going to definitively say yes, but there's at least a chance some of the cut content will be added in over time.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Phoned in implies they didn't care. Act 3 doesn't feel like they didn't care, it felt like they were crunched at the last minute in terms of time (which is what happened, we know this) and just tried to shove as much of what was on the drawing board into act 3 as they could before release.
            Fair, you have a point here.
            >Will Act 3 get better with later patches? Maybe, I'm not going to definitively say yes, but there's at least a chance some of the cut content will be added in over time.
            Honestly, I was hoping for this, and giving the game another chance in a year or two, but it seems like they've chosen the gaslighting approach of "um sweety we didn't cut anything, we included everything we intended to, don't be a conspiracy theorist" and they're not planning on redoing or updating anything. Made me lose all remaining respect for Larian. I would've been a lot more forgiving if they were honest and said, "yea, we fricked up, due to our mismanagement we ran out of money and time, we're sorry and we're gonna fix shit as best we can"

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >but it seems like they've chosen the gaslighting approach of "um sweety we didn't cut anything, we included everything we intended to, don't be a conspiracy theorist"
              No they didn't, we have posts from them saying that the Upper City is blatantly unfinished

              > We’ve started expanding the epilogues and you’ll see the first results of that in Patch 2 with the addition of a new optional ending with Karlach. It’s fiery, poignant, and gives her the ending she deserves.
              >The third is about the things we actually didn’t plan for, and those we once considered but ultimately didn’t do.
              >It was always our intention for the Upper City to be an epic, cinematic epilogue bringing the story of Baldur’s Gate 3 to a close. But we didn’t talk about that in advance because it would have been a major spoiler.
              >We feel confident that there’s enough content in Baldur’s Gate 3, and the city itself, clocking in weeks-long playthroughs at a time. But that’s not to say Baldur’s Gate 3 didn’t see cuts just as every game. It’s just important to know that what ultimately shipped was planned long ago, in function primarily of making Baldur’s Gate 3 fun to play, not for us to close development quickly.
              Which is a fancy way of saying "yeah Act 3 wasn't done on time"

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I disagree with your interpretation.
                https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1086940/view/3669924544104905987
                >Before we get ahead of ourselves, let’s take a moment to focus on a conversation some of you have been having in the background. Many of the points that come out of this conversation are being funneled into the umbrella term of ‘cut content’, so we thought it would be helpful to give you some clarity about that as we think about the future of Baldur’s Gate 3.

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                >The third is about the things we actually didn’t plan for, and those we once considered but ultimately didn’t do.
                >It was always our intention for the Upper City to be an epic, cinematic epilogue bringing the story of Baldur’s Gate 3 to a close. But we didn’t talk about that in advance because it would have been a major spoiler.
                >We feel confident that there’s enough content in Baldur’s Gate 3, and the city itself, clocking in weeks-long playthroughs at a time. But that’s not to say Baldur’s Gate 3 didn’t see cuts just as every game. It’s just important to know that what ultimately shipped was planned long ago, in function primarily of making Baldur’s Gate 3 fun to play, not for us to close development quickly.
                >Baldur’s Gate 3 is a game with many release dates, and despite us moving its launch up by around a month, it’s still a couple years late. It was late because we grew teams, ambition, and ideas in function of it being the best game it could possibly be. Thankfully, not every idea makes it into the final launch. It wouldn’t be the game you enjoy if they did.
                Translation: Umm we didn't cut the upper city because we ran out of time and money, we shipped exactly what we intended to ship, if something wasn't there it's because we just decided it wasn't a good idea, and we cut it long, long ago, we totally didn't cut it at the last minute to get it out the door, promise.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've survived decades of Bethesda's or Bioware's garbage being called the best RPGs, this is just offbrand Bioware garbage but turn based.
    The masses are irrelevant, they hold no sway over me.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, bg3 is unironically as rpg as an rpg can possibly get. You might be the problem if you can't accept that.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        BG3 is certainly an RPG, it’s just bad, that’s all.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it is not, you stupid prostituteson.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Let’s hear you define what an RPG is, and then articulate why BG3 isn’t an RPG. I don’t even like the game, but you’re just being silly at this point.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I refuse. You are a Black personhomosexual.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bg3 is unironically as rpg as an rpg can possibly get.
        So is something like Neverwinter Nights 2, doesn't mean it's not gutter trash for lobotomites.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >So is something like Neverwinter Nights 2
          No it's not. I would describe NWN2 (and all aurora engine trash for that matter) as a single player mmo with dnd mechanics half-assedly slapped in, but that would be inaccurate as DNDO is somehow more interesting and faithful.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's no functional differences between NWN2 and BG3 outside of the latter being turn based, they're both the exact same garbage.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Can I pick up an enemy and throw them off a cliff in nwn2?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can you play as a Genasi in BG3?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fortunately no.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You answered your own question then.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Gimmick gud if Larian
                >Gimmick bad if anyone else
                The mind of the Lariandrone is so simple, somehow even Obsidiots end up being more refined

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Grappling and verticality is not a gimmick, it's a core dnd mechanic.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Muh grappling and le verticality is le core mechanic thoughever (nevermind all the various core shit they didn't adapt or deliberately changed, such as spellcasting in general)
                >Playable races? Settlements? Actual item crafting? Sorry sweety none of that stuff counts 🙂
                It's really like I'm back in 1998.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >races
                >Anon is so moronic he thinks dnd is a setting
                Concession doubly accepted, you should feel embarrassed.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know you're a clueless underage Lariandrone but both NWN2 and BG3 are set in the forgotten realms, the only difference is that one is 3.5E and the other is 5E, NWN2 also features Giths and Illithids if that weren't enough.
                Whether your game has grappling or not it doesn't change the fact that it's still the same shitty, super scripted linear romp as NWN2, that also coincidentially falls apart the more you play because both are laughably unfinished, BG3 just has more gay sex.

                Lore shit doesn't matter, you cancerous tard. Pic related is dnd.

                >Playable races is "lore shit"
                The absolute state of this board, can't wait until Larian's not hip anymore and it gets dogpiled like current Bioware.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Look at this fake boomer pissing and shidding himself because he got exposed.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only thing that's been exposed here is Lariandrones' hypocrisy.
                But that's no news anyway, it was already more than apparent when D:OS2 came out

                >you're wrong
                >mask immediately comes off and /misc/tard screeching begins

                >Le /misc/ thoughever!
                Nice kneejerk reaction considering I didn't list gay sex as either a positive or negative, I simply stated an objective fact, keep up the good work LDF, as always you're pathetically easy to expose.

                >I need more planetouched snowflake Mary Sues in my dnd campaign
                Is this moron for real? I bet you complained about gays and minorities in bg3 as well.

                >>I need more planetouched snowflake Mary Sues in my dnd campaign
                Considering how BG3 in its entirety is one of the worst examples of that, sure.
                That wasn't the point however, and you know it, or you're actually that stupid to miss it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you're wrong
                >mask immediately comes off and /misc/tard screeching begins

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lore shit doesn't matter, you cancerous tard. Pic related is dnd.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >5e
                >crafting
                huh

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I need more planetouched snowflake Mary Sues in my dnd campaign
                Is this moron for real? I bet you complained about gays and minorities in bg3 as well.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Is this moron for real? I bet you complained about gays and minorities in bg3 as well
                Yes.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They've been put into an eternal mald cycle.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry Anon, your day will come. Don't focus on women so much. Do your own thing and it will happen.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    REMINDER: You're reading and/or posting in a blatant bait thread the purpose of which is purely shitposting. Participate in the shitposting with this understanding.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first post was a warning. Le sigh

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    On the cursed lands and I dont think I can finish it.
    I think I just picked a boring character to play. Paladin/Warlock is pretty weak.
    Maybe I can play as Dark Urge and do whatever I want. Maybe use cheats to give me max level too

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      people try to say bg3 is good yet all of my friends who have the game have gotten bored mid playthrough. yeah a game that fails to engage the majority of people who play til the very end is good what a great cope.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't have friends.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nta but the game absolutely goes to shit mid act 2, and most people quit there or early act 3

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Paladin/Warlock is pretty weak.
      Just respec bro.
      >tfw there is no repsec in tabletop and your autism stops you from doing it in video games

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have 250 hours in the game on 6 different playthroughs all going simultaneously and I still think this game is just OK as a crpg. ama.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    now vrpg can see how tg feels about dnd 5e.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game straight-up sucks, 0/10 thread wouldn't bump

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